Not just Generation Jones, right? I can hear all of these? You?

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all_no_pALL@reddit

Break me off a piece of that fancy feast!

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I wonder what percentage of the time people sing the kit-kat jingle to end with "fancy feast" subbed in vs the original. I've had probably a dozen mini kit-kat bars this past week and haven't thought of the tune once. But show me a can of fancy feast and it's stuck in my head all day.

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all_no_pALL@reddit

I was singing “fancy feast” this past week pilfering my kids’ Halloween candy

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Saucy_Baconator@reddit

I don't think you're doing this right, but A for effort!

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railmanmatt@reddit

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BongwaterJoe1983@reddit

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CG_Ops@reddit

Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon... IT'S BACON!!

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Blackbird136@reddit

Ooooooo I CAN’T READ!!!!!

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Prossdog@reddit

It’s a cat food commercial!

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DontBuyAHorse@reddit

My bologna has a first name, it's F-A-N-C-Y

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LookHereFotherMucker@reddit

u/unexpectedoffice

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snoopmt1@reddit

Was it though...?

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railmanmatt@reddit

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chizzo257@reddit

we all expected it once we saw "gimme a break"

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taita2004@reddit

Football cream!

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thejaytheory@reddit

Chrysler car

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AshDogBucket@reddit

Football cream

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garden__gate@reddit

It’s football cream!

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everythinghappensto@reddit

... apple sauce?

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Svenderhof@reddit

Nobody tell him.

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nocabec@reddit

TIL there's a Generation Jones

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AytumnRain@reddit

I know you can read my thoughts, boy.

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Aggravating-One2200@reddit

Take a sniff. Pull it out.

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WhatTheCluck802@reddit

I feel like Chicken Tonight

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Memerandom_@reddit

Can confirm. Several are before our time, but the ad campaigns ran for years or decades on some of these.

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thatguy420417@reddit

I just sang each one in my head!

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Plasticious@reddit

Not a jingle but see if you remember.. „New York City?!?“

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gyrlonfilm6@reddit

Is that Pace Picante?

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Plasticious@reddit

Yeah :)

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ABH1979@reddit

6 is the only one that doesn’t instantly trigger a jingle to me.

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nudave@reddit

I kinda remember 6 but not really. Totally lost on 8. Sang all the other ones out loud.

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Tchukachinchina@reddit

Number 8 is nair

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ES9G_L2MEG0

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brzantium@reddit

that's what I thought, but I could only remember the beginning line "who wears shorts / we wear short shorts".

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Astrazigniferi@reddit

I mostly only know that one from the Family Guy bit.

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WidderWillZie@reddit

If you dare wear short shorts, Nair for short shorts...

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Every_Instruction775@reddit

Nair for short shorts!

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nochumplovesucka__@reddit

6 is for Coke.

I'd like to buy the world a coke

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gridlock1024@reddit

1971?? No wonder xennials don't remember it, lol

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ILikeBumblebees@reddit

It's pretty famous, and was aired for decades. It also featured heavily in Mad Men.

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JoeGibbon@reddit

Also implied in ending of Mad Men that Don Draper wrote that jingle.

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passamongimpure@reddit

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luxtabula@reddit

yo, don't drink that.

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DontBuyAHorse@reddit

"Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Jello pudding-eating motherfucker."

Richard Pryor to Eddie Murphy

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luxtabula@reddit

i love that jingle

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StitchesKisses@reddit

Thanks, this was the only one that was killing me.

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MotherofaPickle@reddit

Ah. That’s what I thought.

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Truth_Seeker963@reddit

It’s the Coke commercial.

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ABH1979@reddit

Yeah, I’ve seen it online, but never saw it on TV, so no nostalgia for me there.

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red286@reddit

Makes sense. It was in the early-to-mid '70s. Last used regularly in '76, with the Christmas variant being used until '79. They've rolled out a few 'updated' versions in the decades since, but usually they're one-offs for special events (Superbowl and some NASCAR event).

I imagine most people's modern familiarity with it stems from its appearance at the end of Mad Men.

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gyrlonfilm6@reddit

6 I remembered but 7 no clue.

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ABH1979@reddit

7 was the AT&T slogan.

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gyrlonfilm6@reddit

I'm usually good at remembering jingles but that one, no clue. I'm gonna have to watch the commercial now.

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marbotty@reddit

You can also see it referenced in European Vacation by Audrey

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ABH1979@reddit

I don’t think it had a dedicated jingle, it’s mostly just the slogan. That might be why it’s harder to remember.

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Ralliman320@reddit

Not a jingle, per se, but it was musical. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OapWdclVqEY

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AQUAmomma777@reddit

6-7 😂

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gyrlonfilm6@reddit

💀💀💀 🤣

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Baked_Potato_732@reddit

Same and I can’t recall which telecom 7 was for.

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RupeThereItIs@reddit

It does, but only because there was a Boomer nostalgia wave marketing campaign to reuse that jingle in like the 90s or something.

I recall it CLEARLY as appealing to boomer nostalgia, as in "remember when we taught the world to sing as a bunch of hippies" to which I said, no, I was born in '78 shut up.

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ti3kings@reddit

This one is a little before our time I think. The only reason I know it is from Mad Men.

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dragon_morgan@reddit

7 is the only one that doesn't ring a bell (and seems to be setting me up to get arrested for assault)

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rinky79@reddit

The funny part is that 6 was probably the biggest one. I might have been earlier, though.

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ABH1979@reddit

Sure, but that commercial is from ‘74, right? Probably better known to Gen X than Xennials.

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AnticitizenPrime@reddit

It played a pretty big role in the final scene of Mad Men.

Shit, that was ten years ago...

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boulevardofdef@reddit

Don Draper's greatest moment.

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ABH1979@reddit

Ah, I see. Guess I should have finished watching Mad Men.

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AnticitizenPrime@reddit

Fantastic show... I think I'm due a re-watch, after I finish binging Deep Space Nine :)

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rinky79@reddit

That's why I said it might have been earlier (than the others in the list).

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ABH1979@reddit

Right. Also, I think most of these other slogans were re-used for years in many different commercials.

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karaloveskate@reddit

6 is more of a 70s jingle.

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ThickSourGod@reddit

While it's probably the most famous of the bunch, it's much older than the others. It was from the 70s, so if you're on this subreddit, it would have been before you were born.

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ABH1979@reddit

Yeah, that’s what I figured. I was only alive for the last 6 months of the ‘70s, so…

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_WeSellBlankets_@reddit

For me it's number seven. I recognize it as a slogan for a phone company, but I can't put it to music.

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Ralliman320@reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OapWdclVqEY It's at the end.

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TheRoadkillRapunzel@reddit

I only get that one because of watching Mad Men. That one is Gen Jones, but the rest were all still popular by the time Gen X and a lot of Xennials can remember.

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AQUAmomma777@reddit

Agreed

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Rivas-al-Yehuda@reddit

I wasn't familiar with 6 either.

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ABH1979@reddit

Yeah, I feel like that one is better known by older Gen X.

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CategoryExact3327@reddit

All of these and “Juicy Fruit is gonna move ya!”, and “Double your pleasure, Double your fun.”

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SehanineMoonbow@reddit

My friends and I would always change “Juicy Fruit” to “Juicy Fart” in that jingle.

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count_strahd_z@reddit

Still think of the water skiing commercial with Juicy Fruit.

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HipHopGrandpa@reddit

It hasn’t lost its flavor after 40 years.

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Stevie-Rae-5@reddit

I just saw someone windsurfing in my head 😂

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jedi-in-jeans@reddit

Big Red too!

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dreamyduskywing@reddit

“Take a sniff…pull it out…the taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth!”

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GarminTamzarian@reddit

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ejwestcott@reddit

I read that in Arnold voice

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p90rushb@reddit

What do they actually mean by: "Take a sniff, pull it out"

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Adrasteia-One@reddit

Yes. Remember the Extra gum jingle? I think the hook was the "extra, extra, extra long time" at the end.

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ChannelPure6715@reddit

I got all but number 7. Remember it, can't sing it.

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GrungeCheap56119@reddit

What is #7?

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goose-and-fish@reddit

This is the only jingle I don't remember but for some reason my brain is substituting Depeche Modes "personal Jesus" in its place.

Reach out and touch faith....

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imhereforthevotes@reddit

I did that immediately as well and now that ripping bass line is rolling through my head.

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HipHopGrandpa@reddit

This is the first time I’ve ever heard this jingle.

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astrobuck9@reddit

I heard "Enjoy the Silence" at the grocery the other day.

I've also heard The Cure at the same store.

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0sqs@reddit

Yeah we don't have Bell in Colorado either. Did not know that one.

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rialucia@reddit

I want to say it was a long distance phone commercial, but I can’t say for certain and I refuse to look it up haha

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ranaldo20@reddit

AT&T.

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ShakespearianShadows@reddit

AT&T

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imhereforthevotes@reddit

Not a jingle, but... "Little. Yellow. ..."

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imhereforthevotes@reddit

ALLLMOND JOY'S GOT NUT. MOUND DON'T!

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johnvalley86@reddit

I know it's not a word jingle but do you guys remember when steak had a badass symphonic theme like Monday Night Football? Steak, it's what's for dinner

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

I do #12 with my girlfriend who happens to be checks notes Generation Jones!

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Jamie7Keller@reddit

My parents and grandparents sang me OLD jingles.

Choo choo Charlie was an engeneer…Charlie’s says! Love my good and plenty!

Dooooooes your show have a boy inside? what a funny place for a boy to hide does your show have a dog there too? A boy and a dog and a foot in the shoe

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HipHopGrandpa@reddit

I definitely heard this a lot from my elders in the morning.

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lurker512879@reddit

I'd like to teach the world to sing?

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VanGroteKlasse@reddit

Don't know a single one of them. They could be trolling for all I know.

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73-68-70-78-62-73-73@reddit

If you didn't grow up in a household with a TV, that would make sense. I didn't, but somehow got enough exposure to know most of them.

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VanGroteKlasse@reddit

We had a tiny tv, but only Dutch tv stations, so no exposure to American tv commercials.

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73-68-70-78-62-73-73@reddit

All I'm picturing are grainy images of windmills, wooden shoes, and pigtails. I know nothing of the Dutch of the 1980s. No one does, really. It's said all that knowledge is lost to dust and time.

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VanGroteKlasse@reddit

Everything was grainy back then, we had an 8mm camera with all the grain you ever need. And all that knowledge was lost to the water, not dust. Plenty of wind too...

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73-68-70-78-62-73-73@reddit

I suppose that little boy couldn't hold out forever. Tragic, but your people rebuilt. It's a testament to the indomitable spirit of the Dutch.

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Hour-Elevator-5962@reddit

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Competitive_Peak_537@reddit

With big red

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magnifico-o-o-o@reddit

Generation Jones can keep the boomer memes.

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martapap@reddit

jhirmack bounce back beautiful hair

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gyrlonfilm6@reddit

Milk....it does a body good.

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73-68-70-78-62-73-73@reddit

I see we're transitioning to baby boomer/elder Gen-X email forwards. 👴🏻

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eggs_erroneous@reddit

Get your skis shined up, grab a stick of Juicy Fruit - the taste is gonna move ya

Take a sniff... Pull it out... The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth

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Plokhi@reddit

I only know 1 and 8 from simpsons (Millenial)

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rudyramone013@reddit

B-O-L-O-G-N-A

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fakewoke247@reddit

Bust a nut, bust a nut

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JoeGibbon@reddit

Grab a bag of Corn Nuts and bust a nut!

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fakewoke247@reddit

How? Just how?

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jennylou303@reddit

I'm stuck on #6. I sang all of the rest of them in my head when I was reading them. But I don't think I've ever heard that one.

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BiscuitsWithGroovy@reddit

Rice-a-Roni, the San Fransisco treat!

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trippyhop@reddit

As a kid growing up in SF, this jingle always used to confuse me because I’d be like “who eats Rice-A-Roni here?”

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JoeGibbon@reddit

Well obviously you wouldn't eat it all the time, it's just a treat!

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trippyhop@reddit

Haha, fair

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MukYJ@reddit

Ding ding

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random9212@reddit

8 is the only one I can't hear in my head as I read them.

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JamesMattDillon@reddit

I remember them all, but I am having a hard time remembering what the last one was for

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Acceptable_Class_576@reddit

I sing the Big Red jingle all the time

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schenkzoola@reddit

If you don’t chew Big Red, then F you!

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PoisonMind@reddit

Some of them were a little before my time, but I still know all of them from pop cultural osmosis. That Alka-Seltzer ad is like from the 50's.

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Better_Quarter8045@reddit

The touch, the feel of cotton, the fabric of our lives

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Dustteas@reddit

I feel like chick-en to-night , like chick-en to-night.

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LunaSea1206@reddit

I can sing all of them, so definitely not just a Generation Jones thing.

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znavy264@reddit

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luxtabula@reddit

I'm struggling on 7 and 11.

no that's not a pun. any help here?

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JoeGibbon@reddit

AT&T and Alkaseltzer

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luxtabula@reddit

can you link the jingles? i don't recall them at all

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JoeGibbon@reddit

The last little bit of this commercial has the AT&T jingle I remember. That short little tune was used in some of their calling card commercials in the early 90s as well.

This was the original Alka-Seltzer commercial with that jingle. The "plop plop, fizz fizz" part of the jingle was reused in later commercials.

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luxtabula@reddit

yeah i never heard those two. the one from 1976 is before i was born, but I'm surprised i don't know the one from 1987. thanks for digging these up for me.

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rmsand@reddit

Every day this sub becomes more and more like a boomer facebook group

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Tiny-Reading5982@reddit

Idk.. I have yet to see "our generation is the last to drink out of a hose and go awol all day until a generation of snowflakes was born"

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rmsand@reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/Xennials/comments/1ojyvei/absolutely_my_parents_did_during_the_summers_i/

Pretty sure I've seen the drinking from the hose thing on here too.

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Tiny-Reading5982@reddit

Wrong generation years but you get the idea

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Tiny-Reading5982@reddit

Yeah but its not the one about being the last tough generation... let me find the meme

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AshDogBucket@reddit

Why are you in Boomer Facebook groups?

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rmsand@reddit

lol you don't have to be a member of a group to see what it's like...

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Flyin_Bryan@reddit

Well, we ARE getting old(er).

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Corn_Beefies@reddit

Do you think in 20 years people will be like, hey remember those boomer ass Facebook meme lists?

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Tiny-Reading5982@reddit

I know 12 but not the product

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Truth_Seeker963@reddit

I don’t remember #5.

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rialucia@reddit

“Sometimes you feel like a nut!” “Sometimes you don’t!” Was it Mounds vs. Almond Joy or something?

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gyrlonfilm6@reddit

"Almond Joys got nuts, mounds don't!"

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JoeGibbon@reddit

Indeed, Hershey had to try to sell their two most disgusting candy bars by manufacturing a rivalry between them.

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Tiny-Reading5982@reddit

Mounds are delicious

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entingmat2@reddit

🎶 Almond Joy's got nuts... Mounds don't 🎶

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Good-Operation4373@reddit

Every one I knew! I guess I’m old, or I guess the 80s had better jingles back then

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borisvonboris@reddit

You build! (CONSTRUX) Action! (CONSTRUX)

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throwawayhbgtop81@reddit

I'm mad I sang every past one lol

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Ive_seen_things_that@reddit

1-800-223-2121

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lexluthor_i_am@reddit

"Jimmy, why do you keep touching Gladys?" "The commercial told me to do it, I swear!"

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fromthedarqwaves@reddit

I don’t recall #7 as a jingle. I knew it was a slogan. Maybe ATT&T. But my favorite one is missing. The thing about a bon bon it’s almost always gone gone…

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DaveinOakland@reddit

Now every jingle is for a drug

Jardians is really swell....

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cellshock7@reddit

I don't wanna grow up plays in my head a lot, but especially this time of year when I'm toy shopping for the kids.

I don't drink Foldgers (are then even still around?) but I do think of that jingle sometimes when I make my coffee lol.

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RadioWavesHello@reddit

Double the fresh, double the fun

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Jonesy1138@reddit

How am I just now finding out about Generation Jones. I bet Papaw had a fuckin blast.

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jdallen1222@reddit

As soon as Taco Bell gets off their asses and wins the franchise wars these jingles should be playing on the radio regularly.

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Disastrous-Bee-1557@reddit

I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!

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sundayfunday78@reddit

I had to scroll down way too far to find this lol!

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jdallen1222@reddit

“Sure, sure, sure, sure. Unsure.”

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_R_A_@reddit

My wife has been on a Mounds kick since before Halloween. I canNOT stop hearing...

Sometimes you feel like a nut...

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Prossdog@reddit

I remember 9 of these 12.

6, 7, and 11 are not familiar off the top of my head 🤔

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RedSolez@reddit

I could sing all of them

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MetaVulture@reddit

No! NOOOOOOO! NOW THE MEOW MIX SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN! YOU BASTARD!

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boulevardofdef@reddit

I have certainly sang every one of these out loud at some point in my life.

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heresmytwopence@reddit

https://i.redd.it/h75ry0si6ozf1.gif

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SpaceLemur34@reddit

I only know 7 as an AT&T slogan, but not the jingle.

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alien-1001@reddit

1800 267 2001 alarm forceeee Faaaabric land, fabricland!

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Electrical-Dig8570@reddit

I think #2 was a song Tom Waits did for Toys R Us?

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dunsdidthehare@reddit

my mind went there first, this needs a comma at the end lol

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Intelligent-Search88@reddit

I believe #6 is shakermaker, by oasis.

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xtopherpaul@reddit

I used to think jingle writing was a legitimate career path I could take

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BrattyTwilis@reddit

I feel like we're the last gen to still have most of these jingles

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Bushgooher@reddit

1 - its H O M E R...

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morroia_gorri@reddit

10 - I know you can read my thoughts, boy.

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Fallenangel152@reddit

I'm British, and the only 2 I know from this list are because they were on the Simpsons.

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mackelnuts@reddit

"Get your skis shined up..."

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blue_suavitel@reddit

Omg the big red one got me

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all_no_pALL@reddit

I’ll add a few:

“Take a sniff, pull it out”

“Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool”

“800-588-2-300”

“Sweet dreams you can’t resist, N-e-s-tl-es”

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I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE@reddit

HEAD ON

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CoolDistribution1236@reddit

1-800-528-1234…BEST WESTERN!!!

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OneHumanBill@reddit

Oh my God, I thought I was the last person on earth who remembered that. With the show girls? I can't even find this on YouTube.

Every few years I dial the number. It's still the main number for Best Western to this day.

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entingmat2@reddit

🎶 Empiiiiiire 🎶 today 🎶 da 🎶

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throwawaytoday9q@reddit

The “today” part was added later. The original version didn’t have it.

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throwawaytoday9q@reddit

Footos, the fresh Fighter

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0sqs@reddit

I don't know six or seven?

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THATS_ENOUGH_REDDlT@reddit

I still don’t wanna grow up and I’m 45

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Most_Present_6577@reddit

What about the one that goes "bust a nut bust a nut"

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retrojunkie333@reddit

This list forgot the catchy juicy fruit song, the taste is gonna move ya.

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thejaytheory@reddit

Generational Jones but I digress

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TheRealLimitlessHate@reddit

8 is the one I don’t know, the rest live rent free in my head

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Flyin_Bryan@reddit

Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos fresh and full of life!

God, our brains our filled with trash. Maybe we’re too hard on Gen Alpha and their screens…

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ebzees@reddit

Yes! My favorite was Raise your hand, raise your hand if you’re sure.”

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Flyin_Bryan@reddit

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Beef it’s what’s for dinner.

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CrazyIrina@reddit

LOL. One not on the list: Gentlemen prefer Hanes.

I've been wearing pantyhose all my life, and never once did anyone check the brand I had on.

I guess I missed out. :(

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crazycatlady331@reddit

My aunt has a cat named KitKat. I sing "gimme a break" to her all the time.

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AlienDelarge@reddit

George Morlan, the waterheater king, lives rent free in my head for eternity.

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chchoo900@reddit

You’re not fully clean unless you’re zestfully clean

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CrazyIrina@reddit

Why did you do this to me! It took me 25 years to forget it, and now it is back. Thanks. Is your last name Vader, by chance?

Fiend.

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illinoishokie@reddit

Yeah, these were used for years and years. Hell I think Folgers still uses that jingle.

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SalukiKnightX@reddit

I know a slight majority of these. “Reach out and touch someone,” I’m drawing a blank.

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Norwester77@reddit

Brush your breath, brush your breath, brush your breath with…Dentyne!

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pazdeezy1@reddit

All except number 7… what is that?

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ejwestcott@reddit

And how many did Barry Manilow write?

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IndyDude11@reddit

7 is the only jingle I couldn't hear. I remember the slogan for AT&T, but never as a jingle.

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lindseyamiller28@reddit

Liiiife-Saaavers…. Hmmmmm….

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Strange_Airships@reddit

I don’t remember the reach out and touch someone song, but the rest absolutely came with a full backing band.

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Psycosteve10mm@reddit

#10 the remix https://youtu.be/aX9H5-i4Kek?si=9KX4G-yKN10-q7nT

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supergooduser@reddit

I love that Generation Jones is like our cool fun Aunt.

I have an older friend who's Generation Jones and despite our tastes being different there is a definite vibe connection there.

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Adrasteia-One@reddit

I knew all of them except for 6, 8, and 11. Was 11 for Alka Seltzer?

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Norwester77@reddit

Yes. I think that one was a little before our time, but I remember my parents singing it.

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jesusmansuperpowers@reddit

I’m gonna be pissed if i just caught a earworm

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AndyThePig@reddit

Ah yes, the legend that is Rockapella.

https://youtu.be/RqGcGjcfwR4?si=rHP1oErnPTAKKEhA

(There's a few odd edits in this as it's pieced together from a series of shorter clips and sources. But it's a fun few minutes if you like these jingle things).

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nirreskeya@reddit

This is now what I hear when I hear I don't wanna grow up. It actually took me a moment to place the jingle.

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nnulll@reddit

First time I’ve heard of Generation Jones. Wonder how they came up with that

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SteveEcks@reddit

Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast

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AshDogBucket@reddit

Football cream

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squatchsax@reddit

Oh I wish I were an Oscar-Meyer weiner..

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Waschaos@reddit

Thanks. Now I'm going to spend half my day blowing the earworm out of my head!

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AshDogBucket@reddit

I could definitely sing 5 of them. A few others i know what they are. 4 of them i have no idea.

However...I would like to add these:

Puppy in my pocket, cute as can be!

Surprise, surprise. Puppy surprise! How many puppies are there inside??

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Jets237@reddit

They're missing "The incredible, edible egg"

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rialucia@reddit

I love eggs from my head down to my legs!

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Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit

Counterpoint: I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.

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Yougotthewronglad@reddit

Big Facebook vibes.

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Adrasteia-One@reddit

Haha, yes. But our curiosity/nostalgia reeled us in.

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Separate-Succotash11@reddit

I sing meow meow meow meow meow to my dog when I feed him.

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BearCat1478@reddit

I still do...

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MoonlitBlossoms@reddit

I know I’ve heard #7, but I can’t remember.. it’s a phone company, isn’t?

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entingmat2@reddit

Where's "take, the nes, tea, nes, tea, plunge"?

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firstlight777@reddit

I'm 47, I know them all except for number one.

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BilliousN@reddit

I know all of these by heart, still. American capitalism is fucking seriously dystopian.

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thelaineybelle@reddit

1981 and they all instantly started playing in my head reading that list.

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CaptianBrasiliano@reddit

🎶 Sometimes you feel like a nut 🎶

https://i.redd.it/63unrmdrqnzf1.gif

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mastawyrm@reddit

I can hear all but 7, I want to say it had something to do with phones though

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MotherofaPickle@reddit

Pretty much all of them, yep.

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byte_handle@reddit

When I got to the last one, my mind kept going along the jingle from the Verizon Big Red commercial years back. I do not like Verizon (bad experiences), but it was the best commercial in the wireless wars.

I know what #6 is, but that was a little too early for Xennials. That was in the early 1970s, and there are some late Gen Xers that aren't going to be old enough to remember hearing it. I only know it because I was told about the old commercial in a different context and looked it up at one point.

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