What’s your current old man yelling at clouds thing?
Posted by Steely-Dave@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 1185 comments
Mine is the tiny handheld mics everybody seems to be using on social media. I guess this is some new tech- but do they realize how absolutely stupid it makes them look?! Throw in the ‘fingernail tap’ on everything to see my head really explode. Anyway, thanks for letting me rant. Back to more important things.😁
post_obamacore@reddit
No, I don't want to download the app
Oubastet@reddit
And on a related note: no, I don't want to sign up for your newsletter/spam/marketing emails nor do I want you to sell my information.
-piso_mojado-@reddit
I was at a discount shoe store a couple years ago. They would not sell me a $9 pair of slides without my email address and zip code. I walked.
mikeisboris@reddit
Whateveryouwant@sharklasers.com is usable email address. Just go to Sharklasers.com and type in an address if you actually need to get like the link or something out of it, I use it all the time.
AffectionateAd905@reddit
That’s fucking genius
Toblogan@reddit
I would have too! ✊
0sqs@reddit
So make that shit up.
altiuscitiusfortius@reddit
My email is fake@email.com. My zip is 90210.
DocMcCracken@reddit
Need my number, sure there was a song about it, 867...
arborealsquid@reddit
That's my number at every store
Sasselhoff@reddit
And it will legit work at any store if you forget your card, as someone will have used it.
wb247@reddit
It also works for fuel rewards, guessing different area codes.
gesis@reddit
When I worked retail, we had a loyalty account for "Jenny Jenny" with a phone number of (XXX) 867-5309. Customers would use it often.
Lucasa29@reddit
Genius!! I hadn't thought of this but will use it at stores i don't want to give my number, like when I'm at a grocery store chain in another state.
AppropriateTouching@reddit
It works a surprisingly large number of stores.
HalfFrozenSpeedos@reddit
UK version is 01234 567890
Ralinor@reddit
Is that you Jenny?
jennifer_m13@reddit
Checking in.
AppropriateTouching@reddit
I always go Gruff McGruff, Chicago Il, 60652.
purplecrayonadventur@reddit
I use mydumbemail@yahoo for these purposes. People usually chuckle when I give it to them
nyclovesme@reddit
I think that’s why radio shack went under. Couldn’t buy AA batteries without giving them your phone#-your landline
Unusual_Memory3133@reddit
Make one up and buy the shoes. Pretty simple.
Revolutionary_Gas551@reddit
Almost any business that collects your phone number and email like that will sell it to third-parties. That’s why most offer “rewards programs.” They’ll make more selling your information than what you save through their member discounts.
SocalR32@reddit
Jenny has a phone number with all the digits you need to survive guerilla marketing. Works for email too
Works great at supermarkets
MiserableMood5158@reddit
But you could have slid
t_bone_stake@reddit
Also on a yet another related note: no, I won’t scan the QR code.
billskionce@reddit
I work in cybersecurity. This should not be an “old man yells at cloud” opinion.
Spirited_Ingenuity89@reddit
Please explain.
billskionce@reddit
A QR code will just send you to a website. It can be a technique to phish people, steal credentials, etc. Examples:
Malicious URL / phishing: swap a legitimate QR (or stick one over it) so the scanner opens a phishing site that looks real and steals credentials or prompts for sensitive info.
Drive-by malware/rogue app: QR links to an app download (APK/EXE) or an infected file. Mobile OS protections reduce risk but social-engineering gets people to install anyway.
Payment redirection / theft: change a QR that encodes a payment address (bank, crypto, Venmo/PayPal link) so money goes to the attacker.
Credential/config injection: QR codes can contain Wi-Fi credentials, vCards, or deep links; a crafted payload can connect a device to a malicious network or add malicious contacts.
Dynamic redirect / tracking abuse: attacker controls a short/dynamic URL that can later be switched to malicious content after being widely distributed.
Sticker/physical tampering: attacker places fake stickers over restaurant menus, posters, or parking meters so users scan the bad code thinking it’s official.
App deep-link abuse / token theft: QR triggers an app deep-link that, if the app mishandles it, exposes tokens or performs unwanted actions.
Social-engineering combos: a convincing message + QR (e.g., “scan to claim refund”) lowers users’ guard and increases success.
Spirited_Ingenuity89@reddit
Thanks for sharing your expertise!
cornpudding@reddit
Right!? Give me a fucking physical menu
Ok_Machine6739@reddit
There's a place my younger friends like that has a qr code that you have to scan to open their menu in your browser which you must then use to order much like if you were placing an order for pickup. But you have to go to the counter to pay at the end. I don't know who chose to do it that way, but they are my nemisis.
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
This makes me want to open a restaurant that only has printed menus, only takes orders in person, and only accepts cash... then delivers the food to your house.
Tall_Spirit_06@reddit
Keep using up all those trees lol
Spirited_Ingenuity89@reddit
It’s not like they’re a renewable resource or anything.
Tall_Spirit_06@reddit
True. My comment was ragebait but I actually do feel like the planet is going to have too much human made junk on it in the future.
The digital menu shit is annoying but might leave some space I guess
FinallyKat@reddit
Excepting for the destruction caused by the data centers, the entirety of the industrustrial waste in the creation of all the computer bits and bobs, and the downward spiral that the AI replacement of all pur jobs will do🫠
Least-Task276@reddit
Do you remember a commercial back in the day where someone is at a grocery store, and they ask "Paper or plastic?"
Then you see their thoughts and it's a montage of trees being cut asunder (for paper) and factories (for plastic) and the person is struck with the repercussions of both and can't make a decision?
That's how I feel.
FinallyKat@reddit
I feel that
redditydothis@reddit
Na. I can’t even read a menu at this point. Give me a QR code so I don’t have to seek out your menu on Google.
t_bone_stake@reddit
That’s where readers come in
redditydothis@reddit
I’m already wearing glasses. Just got my new prescription up from 1.25 to now 3.25! My eyes are going fast.
t_bone_stake@reddit
I’ve got an eye exam this coming Monday. Hopefully I don’t need readers just yet
Jupitr107@reddit
I had an eye exam earlier this year, and the doctor told me my vision was fine. So why can't I read??
ginger97520@reddit
Drugstore readers. Try them on and see what level works to read small print.
Jupitr107@reddit
I have more than a few pairs, mostly from Dollar Tree, all over the house. I need to get the jewelry-like chains like my mom had and just wear them.
Ltimbo@reddit
The worst part about that is we’re old enough to know that the only reason you don’t get a physical menu is because some nepo baby had to justify his position in the company and save a few bucks.
AppropriateTouching@reddit
If they dont have a website with a menu, and physical menu when I get there, they dont get my business.
ADHD-Millennial@reddit
QR codes are so annoying. I have a flip phone. I went to get my vaccines and at Walgreens it says to check in using their QR code when you go to get in line. I had to just stand there in line to let them know I was checking in. Which is what I was expecting to do anyway but the QR code thing just annoyed me. I can’t do that!!
ItComeAFlood@reddit
QR codes emailed to you with no URL so you have to open with one screen and scan with another device. I'm talking to you, HR departments and school admins!
redditydothis@reddit
Hard disagree. QR codes are amazing. Log you into WiFi, open a web address, and a bunch of other uses.
Thanks-4allthefish@reddit
Unless your phone is at 2% power. Then I will be wanting that physical menu.
redditydothis@reddit
Does that happen to you often? I can go 2 days sometimes on my iPhone 12.
Thanks-4allthefish@reddit
More a forgot to charge thing. Has happened.
Itchy-Apartment-Flea@reddit
Also, why do i have to make an account for absolutely everything? Just let me use my damn sleep lights!
PrismInTheDark@reddit
I’ll scan a QR but if a digital copy of a flyer is being emailed to me there needs to be a clickable link or at least a website address, not just a QR code which I cannot scan from my email on my phone.
Zealousideal_Put5666@reddit
Set up a separate email and have it all sent there
jezebella47@reddit
Shouldn't have to, though!
Purple-flying-dog@reddit
I still use my OG AOL addy for this.
OutcomeLegitimate618@reddit
My dog has an email address for this purpose. It has a human(ish) name so it doesn't look fake
crazycatlady331@reddit
nospam@fuckyou.com works too.
RabbitLuvr@reddit
I still have my very first hotmail account from from 30 years ago. My least wanted mail lands there. Pretty sure I haven’t checked since before Covid.
oriaven@reddit
These days I'd rather be in a newsletter than have an account.
A lot of independent businesses rely on a mailing list for direct communication, so they aren't at the mercy of the platforms.
idontwantanamern@reddit
Honestly, I'd rather sign up for an email newsletter than download an app or scan a QR code.
Just don't ask me about my logic behind this.
gpo321@reddit
Sign up for text messages to receive an extra 10% off your first order!
bgva@reddit
And spare me the passive-aggressive opt out message. "Click here if you don't like saving money/getting in shape/etc." Know what else I don't like? Snarky guilt trips about not wanting more fluff emails.
Syonoq@reddit
Adjacent rant: why does it take up to 48 hours to remove me from your email list but my inbox is instantly flooded when (if) I sign up.
Johnfohf@reddit
having deleted all other social media, I am actually looking to subscribe to very specific newsletters because I won't be exposed to that info otherwise.
kittymctacoyo@reddit
Make sure you use an alias email you can disconnect if they start selling your email to spam lists. I use proton and give everyone their own alias so I can see who is selling me out and disconnect that shit the minute they do
someguyfromsk@reddit
I bought a new thermostat recently. Requirement #1 was one that does not need an app.
icelax99@reddit
Ok but hear me out on this. With the app I can control the temp from anywhere and ensure my family isn't paying to heat or cool the whole neighborhood.
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
With a properly built thermostat and app, you wouldn't need to relay your data through someone's cloud, they can't sell it, you don't need a subscription, and it'll never stop working.
-- BUT --
Even if a subcription isn't required, the solution you've got is virtually guaranteed to be based on some third party's domain working, and the minute their servers go down, you can't use that feature.
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
There are thermostats with local APIs that never need to touch the cloud. I have a Venstar. Works great.
EBN_Drummer@reddit
It's still pretty hot during the day here but it cools off once the sun sets and so we open our front door. Sometimes we'll forget to shut the HVAC off and if we hear it turn on it's convenient to shut it off from the couch. No subscription and on the small chance the web server goes down then we'll change it at the thermostat itself. In 3 years that's never happened though.
smoot99@reddit
I turn the heat on in bed all the time!
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
Venstar is really good for this. They have nice modern electronic thermostats with touchscreen interfaces and local, documented APIs that don't require any cloud services or proprietary apps.
Morriganx3@reddit
Yeah, I love my thermostat app! My family doesn’t mess with it, but I love being able to change it from anywhere
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
Venstar is really good for this. They have nice modern electronic thermostats with touchscreen interfaces, but open, documented local APIs if you want to control them remotely, with no need for a cloud service or a proprietary app.
JudgeJuryEx78@reddit
I bought a new bathroom scale. It wanted me to download an app and connect to a cloud. Like I want my failure to lose a pants size uploaded to a cloud. Hard nope.
MelodiousPun@reddit
A main offender here? IMDB. Their app is absolute shit, but every time I just try to use it on a browser, IMDB bugs me about it.
sky-lake@reddit
YES! Easily the worst. I installed the app and whenever I tap "open in app" it loads the app... then brings me to the basic front page, instead of the movie I was looking up. Then I have to search for it again in the app - it's so annoying!!!
neonblackiscool@reddit
The website is much worse than it used to be.
sky-lake@reddit
I miss the message boards! Whenever I watched some random movie I got to visit the board and see people active in there for virtually any show/movie.
DeliciousMoments@reddit
IMDB has turned into complete unusable slop unless you pay for pro. It's just a publisher that Amazon can sell ad space on. I think most film snobs use Letterboxed to look up movie info now.
neonblackiscool@reddit
Ya, I moved to LetterBoxed
MelodiousPun@reddit
I use it to see if/where movies are available for streaming. It’s a little quicker than justwatch.
emscape@reddit
ReelGood is good for that as well
gorilla-ointment@reddit
Yep letterboxd and Wikipedia are what I use. Fuck Amazon
Key_Elderberry3351@reddit
I've tried Letterboxd but it has serious shortcomings too. I mainly use IMDB for lists of actors, and this section is very scant sometimes.
neonblackiscool@reddit
IMDB is a website not an app. You will never ever ever get me to download that shit!
abbydabbydo@reddit
Huh. IMDB is one I have not used the website for in probably 15 years. I adopted that app early.
Apt_5@reddit
Damn, that was even before they got rid of their message boards wasn't it? Those were good times.
leftword4Zombies@reddit
Now Rotton Tomatoes directs you to download the app. I just want to know if this movie is worth my time!
msheehan418@reddit
Or spin the wheel
thejunkmanadv@reddit
Hello fellow Louis Rossman watcher.
guyako@reddit
Nor do I want to scan a QR code to scroll through your menu on my phone.
Lulu_42@reddit
A hotel made me download an app to get more towels/room cleaned. It made me download an app for the very service they were providing.
And then it didn’t work.
And I had to go down to the front desk.
🤯
twodexy82@reddit
OMFG NO
Shigglyboo@reddit
Like there used to be these things you could visit with just this one app on your computer. Now every single website is an app.
SnowMission6612@reddit
The problem is browsers don't just give away all your contacts and private messages to everybody. You can understand what a bind the data thieves are in.
RetroDadOnReddit@reddit
Or scan the QR code for the menu.
dvoecks@reddit
I just wont. If I need it to get the discount, I'll go somewhere else.
I ask myself "Why would you develop the same functionality 3 times (ios, Android, and web), when just a good mobile website will do?" Games get a pass because of hardware needs, but for 99% of other things, it's so they can spy on you. For instance, Facebook got caught red-handed using the app in on your phone to circumvent Apple's tracking protection.
oriaven@reddit
You've answered the question in the question!
altiuscitiusfortius@reddit
Why?
Because the app harvests all your data in perpetuity and they can sell that info. YOU are their product. They sell food as way to get you to download the app, soon they can them sell YOU to advertisers.
dvoecks@reddit
1000%!
I don't complain too much when it's a free online service, but I find it infuriating when they use their app as a front end for something that has absolutely nothing to do with the Internet.
McDonald's can bite me. If it was just about reducing the number of people taking orders, a mobile website would do that perfectly well. The app is clearly about selling my data. Hard pass.
TreezusSaves@reddit
Also, it's called a program, not an app.
TheyCallMeSuperChunk@reddit
I'll download the app after I've used your mobile website a few times and become a fan of your product. If you make me download an app for something that can be done just as well on a website, that's an instant no from me. Extra NO you already have a functioning website in place, but it's just artificially limited with a pop-up.
Lil_Brown_Bat@reddit
Made me less likely to buy mcdonalds when i found out the monopoly game was just a way to get you to download the app
big_ringer@reddit
There's also that one clause where if you use their app, you waive the right to sue.
colly_mack@reddit
They try to force you to use the app because in-app they control what you see and do. It's literally a felony to jailbreak an app and add, for example, pop up blockers. But you if you look at their site in a browser you can use incognito mode or add all kinds of extensions like pop up blockers, blocks to them tracking you and selling your info, etc.
questions6486@reddit
Honestly I hear young people complaining about that too.
The_broken_machine@reddit
I don't, either. That Taco Bell app is nice, though.
Chubbadog@reddit
They wanted me to download an app for my home thermostat. Like what the fuck. It’s right there on the wall.
deepee45@reddit
I said this until I wanted to turn the heat up....from bed.
Code-Useful@reddit
This is definitely the whole advantage to an IoT thermostat IMO, plus the slight savings it gives me on my electric bill.
FelixGoldenrod@reddit
I also don't want to join the rewards program, especially when the reward is just getting three emails a day selling shit I don't want
Slowmaha@reddit
One more app and I’ll snapp
On_my_last_spoon@reddit
I have 4 parking meter apps! 4! Whyyyyyyy???????
crucible@reddit
We have multiple apps just for parking here in the UK - the Government are now going to force all app providers to use a single platform on the backend.
Sasselhoff@reddit
Very much so this one for me. Along the same lines: give me a fucking menu, I do not want to "scan the barcode on my table".
CityofPhear@reddit
Ha! Have you seen the Always Sunny Episode "Dennis Takes a Mental Health Day"? Even if you don't like the show, think you'd love that episode.
StarFaerie@reddit
I have some many apps on my phone now. I am so sick of trawling through fucking apps every time I want to do anything.
Park my car. App to pay. Sign in at work. That's an app. Pay for lunch. Oh look yet another fucking app!
moonbunnychan@reddit
For me it depends on what it is. A store I go to frequently? Sure I'll get the app. But we once had to download an app to pay for a parking spot in a single parking lot on vacation once and I was really annoyed by that.
Grendel0075@reddit
I have an app to shop at Sam's club, an app to order from McDonald's, an app to pay my cell, an app for my bank, an app for my credit card, at least 4 streaming apps. I do not want to download another just to see the prices at Walmart.
kippismn@reddit
"Oh just download the app"
Me about to go Ben Stiller airplane scene in meet the parents.
Looptydude@reddit
I don't give a fuck if the McDonald's app will cut 50% off the price I am not downloading the fucking app.
PJASchultz@reddit
I also don't want to start a fake online order just to be able to see your menu.
ColoOddball@reddit
I don’t care how much it saves me in gas. I ain’t gonna.
southave@reddit
There's an app for that
SimpleVegetable5715@reddit
Every doctor has a different portal app, every restaurant and store. Too many apps, no thanks!
sailphish@reddit
I finally deleted FB. Want to see messages from people - download Messages. Want to see video clips - download reels. No, I don’t want 3 apps to do the job of one.
AttitudePersonal@reddit
My microwave has an app. Nah dawg I don't need that...
overengineered@reddit
No, I don't want to save to your cloud service.
frolicndetour@reddit
Nor do I want to scan your QR code to get a menu.
aspect-of-the-badger@reddit
I didn't get a Costco account because, they told me I needed to download their app to get it.
therightpedal@reddit
Every time I see this, I think of that Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode. Tell me you've seen it?
post_obamacore@reddit
Sorry, it's not your fault, you didn't create the system, the system just is what it is, and we're both victims here.
Two boba teas, please.
digitalgraffiti-ca@reddit
WHY IS IT A VIDEO? JUST WRITE DOWN THE STEPS.
arcxjo@reddit
20 years ago I was a tech genius because I could Google how to fix my printer. Now you have to sit through 17 minutes of bullshit before finding out the video isn't even about the right model.
crazycatlady331@reddit
Same with recipes. IDGAF if Grandma was abducted by space aliens and the only thing that she was allowed to keep was the recipe. I just don't care about your 20 paragraph life story.
Just.give.me.the.recipe. And in writing, not a video.
arcxjo@reddit
https://www.justtherecipe.com/
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
Sign up for an account and install a mobile app? Meh.
https://www.cookingforengineers.com/
digitalgraffiti-ca@reddit
Honestly, that too. I don't want your stupid app.
AdministrativeEgg440@reddit
Normally I would agree...tell me about this grandma tho...my carrot cake can wait
crazycatlady331@reddit
I clearly made up the space alien story.
But that is one life story I'd read with the recipe.
digitalgraffiti-ca@reddit
Right!?
AdministrativeEgg440@reddit
Dang....
digitalgraffiti-ca@reddit
Yup. I can read faster than you can talk. Shut up and give me the info. I guess that's a valid use of AI: it barfs out transcript for YouTube with timestamps so you can just search them to find the stuff you want.
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
One of the things AI is actually nice for is having LLMs parse these videos for you and then just extract the info you need.
Juls_Santana@reddit
that's why I scrub the timeline first
arcxjo@reddit
Like with a TARDIS? Can I borrow yours?
rartuin270@reddit
I'm the opposite. I'd much rather watch a how to video than read printed instructions. I'm a visual learner though so
digitalgraffiti-ca@reddit
I am too for most things, but for stuff like how to find a specific folder for some program, just tell me the path. I don't need to watch you click it!
HangryHangryHedgie@reddit
THANK YOU!
Also, not everything needs to be a podcast! Give me a written article! Or a transcript of the convo.
digitalgraffiti-ca@reddit
Exactly! Especially when it's something very simple. I don't need a 20 minute sermon on how to put on pants.
NearlyBird809@reddit
I know!! It looks like they're talking into a plump dead mouse
BitterDeep78@reddit
No I don't want to save to the cloud. I want to save to my computer. In my house.
And apps. I do not want or need an app for every store/restaurant/business
RaymondLuxYacht@reddit
The "wagging finger" in "how to" vids. Sets my teeth on edge.
_WillCAD_@reddit
Those "tiny hand-held mics" mostly seem to be lav mics - they're supposed to be pinned to your clothes and used hands-free.
But, much like people using their phone on speaker in the car but still holding it in their hands, the users don't actually understand what "hands-free" means.
stations-creation@reddit
Smart TVs not having brightness controls and showrunners making everything pitch black in scenes. I have to wait until it’s dark out to watch any quality new programming (with all the lights out inside too).
Disastrous-Use-4955@reddit
what kind of TV doesn’t have brightness control?
stations-creation@reddit
My Samsung tv only has like “filmmaker mode” “movie mode” “dynamic” and one other option I can’t remember. No brightness control.
starmartyr11@reddit
No way it doesn't. They're in the menu... read the fuxking manual
stations-creation@reddit
Hi. It doesn’t.
starmartyr11@reddit
Alright I'll give you a hand, as a tv has not yet been created that doesn't have these settings, unless it's somehow infamous for being the only one/is a weird commercial display or something... What's the model #?
stations-creation@reddit
I’m at work so I’m not sure. I’ve searched all over the tv but I’m going to double check when I get home, as far as I can tell there is only 4 different “modes” (filmmaker mode, movie mode, dynamic mode, etc) but I’ve had this tv for two or three years now and I’ve gone through this so many times deep diving trying to figure it out and gave up. I’m going to try again when I get home and see if there is something in a hidden menu or something because believe me, I hate it so much it isn’t like I was just like “this sucks” I have exhausted every menu on the tv trying to figure it out. Not everyone is super tech savvy and it SHOULD be intuitive, right? It is beyond frustrating to me.
starmartyr11@reddit
No, I hear ya! Sorry about the "RTFM" remark - it's a common refrain when troubleshooting, haha. I'm very techy and I too get frustrated with how much menu diving and tweaking seemingly has to be done. Some people love it, but I like simplicity, and I used to install this stuff! I now work in software tech for a company who endeavor to make things easier instead of using more complicated clunky programs, so believe me, I get it... the struggle is real for all of us.
The issue here is I think by trying to make it more simple, they've done tpo much, and removed the ability to tweak. For example, a bunch of automatic settings may have hidden the brightness settings.
It also could be hidden in the "expert settings" menu and uncovered once "contrast enhancer" is turned off:
Go to Settings > All Settings > Picture > Expert Settings. Select Contrast Enhancer and turn it off. Look for Brightness or Backlight and adjust as needed.
If you feel like dropping the model number later I could probably uncover it more specifically. But I promise you it's there! Likely just disabled/hidden.
stations-creation@reddit
And I just read Apple TV is down all over the world so it isn’t just me haha I think I sparked this somehow…
starmartyr11@reddit
Crazy about Apple, I hadn't heard! Wonder what's up this time...
stations-creation@reddit
Omg holy shit I’m home and there isn’t a set steps like yours to follow but I FRICKIN FOUND IT. It was set at 7 and I just cranked it all the way up to like 47! Thank you for being understanding and needling me to further investigate the sitch and hopefully I won’t have to shake my fist at the sky anymore!! (Of course the show I’ve been waiting to watch at night won’t load now to report but 🤞)
starmartyr11@reddit
Nice!! Glad you found it. Yeah some shows are made with the worst brightness so prepare to juggle it up and down sometimes lol
Fappy_as_a_Clam@reddit
'member that one episode of Game of Thrones?
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
I think that was House of the Dragon. I legitimately thought something was wrong with my TV.
stations-creation@reddit
lol not me during the first airing pausing the TV trying to fix the brightness on my even older smart TV I was furious. Brought me right out and probably why no one ever talked about the show again.
OrganizedSprinkles@reddit
Handmaid's Tale was basically a radio broadcast for most of the series. It was so distracting how dark it was.
Morriganx3@reddit
I mean, ‘80s tv and movies had plenty of mood lighting. I love the 1982 version of The Thing but half of that movie you’re essentially just listening to because it’s so damn dark
draculawater@reddit
I get used to this until I watch an older movie and get to marvel at how well they lit a dark scene. Sounds silly but I get the warm and fuzzies about that kind of thing now.
usernames_suck_ok@reddit
Mine is everyone on Reddit assuming everyone on Reddit is a guy.
jojokangaroo1969@reddit
Agreed, dude
Majestic_Prize4741@reddit
I look at the little Reddit avatar.
nikkibic@reddit
Americans assuming everyone from the US
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
Okay, guy.
Left-Eye183@reddit
People treating 4-way stop signs like a two for one. So many of them in my city! No Jerry, you have to wait your turn!
FlyingTerrier@reddit
Reading these comments as a Gen X makes me think you kids are going to be perfectly alright.
wezelboy@reddit
Fuck daylight savings time. I want the man to give me interest on that hour I loaned him back in february or whenever the fuck it was.
DenvahGothMom@reddit
People writing "woah" instead of "whoa".
(Along the same lines "democrat" when it should be "democratic" and "grey"--the UK spelling--instead of "gray"--the US spelling--because they think it looks fancier.)
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
There's no "the UK spelling" or "the US spelling", just two acceptable spellings that each happen to be more common in one country than the other.
Qurrah-Tun@reddit
I'm a Brit, and honestly I think 99% of the time when there's a difference in spelling, the US version is the more intuitive one. Stuff like centre vs center, or colour vs color
S_A_R_K@reddit
I just realized I don't think I've ever written that word and wouldn't know the correct way to spell it. Woah
andrewclarkson@reddit
Technology sucks now. I used to love it, I have a degree in computer science, I used to actually be a programmer but I've come to hate it. Everything is just a big enshitified trap to either force me to watch ads, collect information, or otherwise snare me into spending money. Modern UI is ass, AI shit is finicky and often doesn't work despite the hype.
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
Come over to the world of Linux and open-source software.
Juls_Santana@reddit
Same. Its like watching the world take something that's cool but then work as hard as possible to make it equally shitty AND vital to everyday life at the same time, and it's all done for exploitative reasons.
Doublestack2411@reddit
Social media in general. I know it’s ironic saying this on social media, but sites like Twitter, Facebook, and TikTok just make everyone dumber because most can’t think for themselves.
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
Reddit's not really social media in the same sense. It's more like a traditional web forum.
nikkibic@reddit
God I so agree. I'm so happy Reddit is mostly text based so it doesn't get influencers! (Or if it does, I'm blissfully unaware as they are easy to avoid!)
crazycatlady331@reddit
Instagram also has turned people into props for a photoshoot. See modern weddings where the bride gives the guests specific dress codes.
Ok-Heart375@reddit
AI. Especially images and video.
Deathgripsugar@reddit
Not being entirely sure what is AI, when your younger peers go “it’s obviously AI”.
I mean I count fingers and stuff, but beyond that I dunno. I just don’t trust anything on the internet anymore, it’s all to generate $$$.
73-68-70-78-62-73-73@reddit
Count fingers, check shadows, and watch to see what things like wisps of hair do. It's a major problem. People are quick to call "AI" just like they used to claim every photo was manipulated.
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
What's even worse than that is people who assume that you are an LLM simply because you're capable of writing coherently in English.
73-68-70-78-62-73-73@reddit
That has happened more than once to me. I break stuff down into ordered or unordered lists a lot too. I'm sure that's counted against me.
Then there are the folks who you know are running everything through ChatGPT, because of all the obvious hallmarks. I had one genius try to tell me it was just because he's literate. Emdashes everywhere, "it's not x — it's y" type writing. I kinda wonder if upcoming generations are going to be deeply influenced by LLM style writing, and actually start to write that way.
Deathgripsugar@reddit
My thing is that before you would see someone with 3 eyes and what not, and be like “lol AI” but now the tech is improving, and the only way I can usually tell it’s ai is the stuff you mentioned and skin texture, which AI still doesn’t get quite right.
73-68-70-78-62-73-73@reddit
Your fear is founded, but it's already happening. The future is terrifying. AI supported scams and fraud, small attack drones in warfare, the future is now and it's horrible.
anarchetype@reddit
I think it's important to note that people constantly call things AI that are not in fact AI. They'll even do it with pictures that have been around for decades and that you might have seen a million times before.
Ok-Heart375@reddit
My eyes/mind can pick out the smallest anomaly. I can find four leaf clovers, counterfeit bills look like neon to me. So AI is such a huge offence/assault.
aytchdave@reddit
Same for me but more for professional writing. I’ve spent way too much of my life learning to write and edit. You don’t necessarily have to walk my path, and it’s a great time saver for certain things. Maybe if the planet doesn’t catch on fire first, it will get good enough to trick me. But right now, it’s just a waste of my time to edit something that YOU should know is not good, and often worse than your writing. I’m not necessarily saying don’t use it, but don’t just hand me what it spits out.
crazycatlady331@reddit
The only AI videos I like are a series of YouTube videos of cats doing Olympic diving.
Ok-Heart375@reddit
How many gallons of water did it take to make those?
dj_1973@reddit
How much electricity? AI is a tremendous waste of resources.
Valuable_Tomorrow882@reddit
If I’m even momentarily tricked by an AI video, I am so angry. It feels like realizing you’ve fallen for a con.
Ok-Heart375@reddit
Same.
E-2theRescue@reddit
I wouldn't care about AI
IF IT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD
Sick and tired of it being wrong, the "chatbots" being no better than Cleverbot, and the image and video generators not producing anything of quality because they still haven't figured out basic physics. Yet, they're being lauded as these world-changing technologies. They're not, and I'm tired of the higher-ups at my work pushing AI crap only to have us rip it out because it was pissing off customers or not cooperating as our business needed it to, and like we were promised.
draculawater@reddit
Hear, hear!
Turk_Sanderson@reddit
Over courteous drivers who impeded the flow of traffic
Drofreg@reddit
Inconsistent drivers who go slow and then floor it when they get to an overtaking lane
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
Or the folks who block the passing lane, then floor it after they merge right.
CoffinHenry-@reddit
Oregon had entered the chat. I call it dangerously courteous.
MechanicalGodzilla@reddit
But I am being courteous to the person I can see, even if I am being rude and dangerous to those I cannot see!
glazedhamster@reddit
Oh man. I bike in the city so while I'm appreciative of anyone who isn't trying to kill me, I hate getting stuck at a 4-way stop with someone who can't comprehend that my frantic wave while maintaining a full stop means "You had and continue to have the right of way so please GO!"
So awkward.
arcxjo@reddit
Zipper merge, you sons of bitches!
checksy@reddit
No one in my city can merge properly! Drives me bonkers!!
donthavenosecrets@reddit
Thank you. Be predictable, dont be “nice”!
_orbus_@reddit
It’s possible to do both.
donthavenosecrets@reddit
not always, if its your turn to go, just go, don't go against traffic patterns for the sake of being nice.
LibertyCash@reddit
I live in the Boston area and this is the mantra I scream at people on the daily.
ValancyNeverReadsit@reddit
Oh, you mean like when I’m waiting to make a left turn and one guy in oncoming traffic decides to stop in the road and gesture for me to go in front of them? That’s one I hate
(Alternatively, in my town, there’s a lot of what feels like “well, I stopped at this stop sign so everyone else probably has to stop too” so they pull out in front of you when you are literally in the middle of the spot they’re trying to take)
Zucc@reddit
Take your freaking turn. For the love of god.
Whatchab@reddit
Do you live in Oregon? Because we are famous for that here. Was a harder transition than the dreary weather as a transplant.
TommyAtoms@reddit
This is my mother, who at 75 should not be driving!
Lughaidh_@reddit
THANK YOU!! They think they’re being nice, but it just makes everyone less safe. Is there a category for raging at cloud?
rguzman2003@reddit
Tipping is mine. I swear I’m not cheap, but Everyone expects a tip now. I’m all for tipping for great service, but I’m not tipping for EVERYTHING like is expected now.
ILikeBumblebees@reddit
We're not that far off from getting pulled over, issued a ticket, and then presented with a point of sale terminal to tip the cop.
yarga_barga@reddit
I walked up to your counter, waited nearly 2 minutes for you to realize I was standing there, then you grabbed my hot & ready pepperoni pizza from the hot box. NO I AM NOT TIPPING!!! GOOD GAWWWD
aytchdave@reddit
Ha! I was just in a convenience/tobacco shop minutes ago. 90% of the products are directly accessible except tobacco and vapes. Clerk just rings them up. There was a prompt for a tip.
Here’s a tip: When you see shit on the ground, don’t look up.
carryon4threedays@reddit
If I order standing up, you’re not getting a tip. That’s my general rule.
TrentWolfred@reddit
You don’t tip a bartender if you’re standing up? I can’t abide by that one. Every drink gets $1.50+ tip on top.
carryon4threedays@reddit
Nah I tip bartenders. That’s not food.
starmartyr11@reddit
This is also bullshit. Pouring a drink isn't somehow more work than making food. Bartenders shouldn't make $30+ an hour for pouring drinks, and I say that as having done it
OlDirtyJesus@reddit
I’m not tipping the subway guy
Dickrubin14094@reddit
What? You don’t want to tip 10% at the self serve gas pump? /sarcasm
drkittymow@reddit
Yeah I like tipping a server, barista, hair stylist, etc because they actually spend time helping me. I have a liquor store near me that asks for a tip at the check out where some 22 year old sat there on their phone while I shopped. Why would I tip you for that?
Automatic_Beat5808@reddit
If I'm asked to tip before service is provided, the answer is no. Also, business owners need to stop asking for tips. Just charge what you want to.
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
The way I feel is that tipping has a grandfather clause. We tip on what we always tipped on, but nothing new. Let the kids tip their pilots or whatever.
mikeisboris@reddit
I've mostly taken a policy of, "Would I have tipped for this ten years ago"
If the answer is "No," then I am fine not tipping. Like, I'm not tipping for fast food or for a hot dog at a ball game.
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
That's mostly my take, but I do tip at my local spots that I frequent often, mainly because they're cool peeps working there and I want them to stay open.
mikeisboris@reddit
Yeah for sure, its a case by case basis
Jakisparrow@reddit
If people could earn a living wage we wouldn’t be expected to tip at every place we go.
peggysue_82@reddit
It’s not the customer’s responsibility to pay a living wage though. 🤷♀️
Neither_Appeal_8470@reddit
Your barista staring at you afterwards
seolchan25@reddit
This is a good policy I like it
AmerikanerinTX@reddit
I stopped feeling compelled to tip after getting a tip request at my dentist's office
Fappy_as_a_Clam@reddit
I got tip prompt at an oil change place once lol
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
I'm hoping this is just a "we're using this system that automatically comes with the tipping screen, and we're not able to change/remove it." Like they don't actually expect a tip, yeah?
AmerikanerinTX@reddit
I think it definitely could be that. It also could be that this particular dentist offers cosmetic dentistry and I think those lines are getting more and more blurred yknow? Like if you get botox from your dermatologist, of course you don't tip, but if you get it at a spa or wellness center, you do tip??? I honestly don't even know any more.
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
Are they massaging your face along with doing dental work? Give me a foot rub while you're doing a cleaning, and I'll probably tip. Otherwise... nah.
AmerikanerinTX@reddit
Haha yeah for sure. To be clear, I didnt tip, nor would I ever tip a doctor. Thats just ridiculous and I find it completely inappropriate. I also dont go to medical spas at all, but I know people who do and I can see where it would get really confusing. Imo, maybe im just old and boomery though, I think doctors have an obligation to make it crystal clear they wont accept tips.
Disastrous-Use-4955@reddit
I feel like that crosses a line. Anything health related should not be allowed to request or accept a tip. I used to work in health care and they were VERY strict about accepting anything from patients. Pretty much anything beyond a thank you card was not allowed.
AmerikanerinTX@reddit
Completely agree. I think it happens now because the lines are blurred between cosmetic dentistry, cosmetic dermatology, plastic surgery, and podiatry vs purely anesthetic treatments.
Disastrous-Use-4955@reddit
Doesn’t matter is it’s cosmetic. If they have a license to administer drugs, perform procedures, etc, accepting tips is completely unethical.
Ok_Wrap_214@reddit
Please tell me you’re joking
AmerikanerinTX@reddit
I wish I was
Ok_Wrap_214@reddit
Then please tell me you got a new dentist
holypooitsame@reddit
I'm sorry, but that's just fucking wild! At the dentist?!
I hate the idea of feeling obligated to tip anywhere other than for my food.
Dracono@reddit
My Golden rule, no tipping if I have to pay before service is rendered.
j_ly@reddit
Okay Mr. Pink.
quickstop_rstvideo@reddit
This is what gets me, like a person that cut hair and has their own little shop or a mobile pet groomer or anyone else that owns their own service business, why do you expect a tip? Charge the price you want since you set the price and stop expecting me to tip you.
BigDaddyUKW@reddit
All jokes aside, I agree.
crazyk4952@reddit
Tip begging is the biggest scam. Employers love it because they can then pay their employees less. Then the customer gets a dirty look once the customer is able to find a way to bypass the tip prompt.
When was it decided that customers should be paying 20+% above the advertised price…? Oh and the expected tip percentage keeps increasing. And it’s calculated after tax (of course…)!
holypooitsame@reddit
Exactly! If you want that money so dang bad, include it in your prices. Otherwise I'm not giving you squat unless you wow'd my socks off.
DengarLives66@reddit
You saying “exactly!” and then demonstrating you completely missed the point of the comment….a rare “self-own.”
bikeonychus@reddit
I tip for restaurants. That's about it. Everyone else earns a full salary (where I live), but waiting staff at restaurants don't. If I have spare coins (rare these days), I'll drop on in a tip jar.
But, I come from a country that does not have a tipping culture. It's generally seen as really weird to tip - employers should be paying their staff a fair wage, and if they won't, then maybe they shouldn't be running a business in the first place.
sageamericanidiot@reddit
It's turned into a huge moral judgement. Nope, not going to play that game. I tup, and often tip well, but don't be stay mad at the little people because employers suck.
BigDaddyUKW@reddit
I mean Jimmy Burke would show up and give everyone $20, and he'd tip the bartender $100 just to keep the ice cold.
mattchewy43@reddit
He was a good fella.
ArashikageX@reddit
A real wise guy.
Ok_Wrap_214@reddit
Sure, it’s easy to be generous when it’s not your money
Pleasant_Fruit_144@reddit
Pet peeve, I order pizza from a local place on an app, they cajole me to tip every time (tip 10%, 15% or 20% 🥺 w/convenient buttons) ... when I go to pick up the pizza myself.
Missmunkeypants95@reddit
I tip if they get tipped wages and depend on tips. If they've always been tipped positions like wait staff, hair dressers and taxi/Uber drivers.
And the guy standing in the cold pumping my gas. I have no idea if it's expected in that case but I throw them a buck or two anyway.
poindexterg@reddit
Also that the expected tip percentage has gone up. 10% used to be a good tip at a restaurant. Now you're expected to do 20-25%. The cost of the meals have gone up, so the tip is already going to be more than it used to be without increasing the percentage.
valleysally@reddit
There's a revolving sushi place nearby and now they have robot waiters bring the drinks. I literally only talk to the staff when they seat me. Everything is either taken off the track or ordered on a tablet that comes on another track. I don't want to tip the robot.
kosmokatX@reddit
I live in Germany where the minimum wage is ok and tips are only given if the service was great. But as we get more and more of the same companies that thrive in the US here now, everywhere tips are expected. I now only give tips when I'm eating at a restaurant and the server was good.
Physical-Name4836@reddit
Yeah I don’t tip anywhere unless I ordered it at a table and someone brought it to me
kcknuckles@reddit
Yes, I'll pay a tip for an actual service that benefited me and takes some effort on the server's part, but I'm not donating to an employer to subsidize their wage theft.
CTSenVy@reddit
I hate that most corporations are going with minimalist designs for their logos.
newthinker87@reddit
yes, and shorten the company name- when did society become so lazy that they couldn’t say a word that’s more than 4 letters and one syllable? Dunkin’ Donuts—“Dunkin”, ….
khelwen@reddit
I hate how all companies, currently have fast food chains in mind, are looking identical. No uniqueness. No flair. Just same boring box shaped building in muted colors. The only way you know which is which is by reading the sign.
Whereas as a kid, I could tell what was a Pizza Hut, McDonald’s, Subway, etc at just a quick glance.
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
The box shaped blandness is so that they can easily sell the building later.
Apt_5@reddit
Lol it's too bad; I remember being very amused passing by the kidney disease center that clearly used to be a Taco Bell.
RipErRiley@reddit
I get why some gravitate toward it (to make their properties easier to sell when they move out) but thats mostly eateries. Still its annoying that seemingly all do it. Quantity over quality type crap.
CTSenVy@reddit
Still kind of weird they are making choices on expectations of failing and needing to sell.
Apt_5@reddit
It's the private equity firms' world now! 🥳 💀🔫
RipErRiley@reddit
IKR
RosesAndSpice@reddit
Underrated answer. I hate how minimalist everything has gotten.
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
It's 10 minutes old. How could that be underrated?
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
Thank you! Fuck anyone who says "underrated comment" and things like it. Gotta be the most misused word on Reddit.
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
Everyone seems to think it means "I LOVE THIS!!!" but like.. you can't call it underrated if it hasn't had time to be RATED in the first place. You don't go to a midnight premier and walk out and call it an underrated classic. Hardly anyone's seen it yet!
Apt_5@reddit
Words mean nothing anymore. People will use a word's literal meaning and be like "no pun intended". It was like a shoe on the floor, no pun intended smh.
headrat-yourhighness@reddit
Yeah. “Underrated” is overrated. Heh
crazycatlady331@reddit
Bring back color.
Morriganx3@reddit
My employer just did this and everyone hates it! We had a nice, appropriate logo. Now we have essentially a stick figure
Whatchab@reddit
First time I saw the new Taco Bell branding I thought it was a very old sign that was just badly sun faded.
CTSenVy@reddit
Taco Bell is a great example of what I’m talking about, all their design choices feel so boring now.
Whatchab@reddit
Totally agree. Also happy cake day!
austex99@reddit
I recently saw some video taken in Target in 2004, and everything was SO COLORFUL. Everything is drab and boring now.
MiniRems@reddit
I miss the neon lights!
SnowMission6612@reddit
I'm a Canadian football fan, and this image showed up recently, showing how the championship logo has been boring shit since 2013. Just look at how amazing and colourful things were before then.
CTSenVy@reddit
That’s exactly the stuff I’m talking about. Looks boring and flat. Which is doubly sad, since the CFL always felt like the fun league when I watched it in ESPN back in the 2000’s
Fappy_as_a_Clam@reddit
I hate the lower case or mixed case shit.
JaGUar
h o n d a
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
Perhaps related, I hate how corporations are designing websites/apps now, and feel the need to change the layout yearly.
Like, the old one was just fucking fine, I just fucking figured out where everything was, and you fucking changed EVERYTHING on me.
And oh yeah, instead of text menus, everything is a damned symbol now that I have to figure out wtf you're getting at.
AND IF YOUR GODDAMNED SUPPORT PHONE LINE TELLS ME TO GO ONLINE TO FIX THE THING THAT CAN'T BE FIXED ONLINE, I'M GOING TO FUCKING BURN YOUR HQ TO THE FUCKING GROUND.
dcgrey@reddit
Though I hate it, I get the constraints. "Agency, we need a logo that can work on a business card, billboard, profile pic, favicon, colorblind friendly screens, lower thirds, and rub-on tattoos." So everything ends up square and just one or two colors.
Forget ever seeing something like the 90s styrofoam cup graphic. :(
arcxjo@reddit
And places are changing their flags to match.
doctor-rumack@reddit
It's funny when it's a brand that MAGA conservatives are a fan of. Then the minimalist logo is "woke."
See: Cracker Barrel.
ZealousidealPound460@reddit
2 dimensional, black on white, zero character,
DeliciousMoments@reddit
The kids using "aesthetic" as an adjective. As in, "this video is so aesthetic."
Language evolves I know yada yada, but I shake my fist at it.
CrabbyCatLady41@reddit
So many words I don’t like. The one that enrages me is “comfortability.” There’s already a word for that— it’s “comfort.”
newthinker87@reddit
i once worked with someone who had a very high opinion of herself, and would use the word “ generalistically”… you mean generally, right??!! 👿
SnowMission6612@reddit
I'm still fighting my parents' generation on some of these fights. My mom was like "Why are they saying 'symmetrical'? We already have a word for 'symmetrical': it's 'symmetric'. Why are they adding an extra syllable for no reason?"
I know we lost that battle like 50 years ago, but I'm still keeping the fight alive.
imisspuddingpops@reddit
YES, thank you
fleetiebelle@reddit
I hate what they've done with "lore," as well.
onelostmind97@reddit
I hear it a lot with band backstories. Or long term relationship gossip.
HungryFinding7089@reddit
What have they done with it?
fleetiebelle@reddit
Instead of meaning traditional folk history and mythology, they just say "lore" to mean the backstory of anything or anyone.
HungryFinding7089@reddit
I like it. I'll tell some teens, then that phase will be over!
FinancialCry4651@reddit
They also say "color way" instead of color. like, "I got this sweater in two color ways" when it's just two sweaters in different colors. A color way is the entire pallet of colors for a collection. It's not a single color!!
FinancialCry4651@reddit
They also say "color way" instead of color. Like, "I got these jeans in two color ways" when it's just two jeans in different colors.
A color way is the entire pallet of colors for a specific product, like this:

FinancialCry4651@reddit
They also say "color way" instead of color. Like, "I got these jeans in two color ways" when it's just two jeans in different colors.
A color way is the entire pallet of colors for a specific product, like this:
sllh81@reddit
I feel the same, only I’m still hung up on “____ is a vibe”.
SnowMission6612@reddit
Mood
austex99@reddit
Bless you.
SatoshiBlockamoto@reddit
ooooh I hate that.
MrRoastedbeef@reddit
Why does every place ask you if you want to donate to their charity at the PoS.
newthinker87@reddit
this!! I’m not giving any of my money so a big corporation can combines it with all of the other $$ they extort from customers to then turnaround and make a big corporate donation to a charity and take all the credit and the tax write off! I’ll make my own donations, thank you very much!
FlipZer0@reddit
Tax scam, (except for Ronald McDonald House. They legitimately give 100% of the money and i believe the corporation receives little to no tax incentive from the donations.)
As it's been described to me:
A corporation estimates POS donations for charity X will result in Y dollars. So the corporation goes ahead and donates Y dollars to charity X and the corporation gets whatever tax incentives that go along with the donation. Then they set up these POS donation drives and use that money to 'back pay' the original donation. The real kicker is if the POS donations are more than the corporation donated, then they get to keep the excess, and claim it as reimbursement for "marketing" or "overhead" or whatever accounting trick makes it disappear on paper. The flip side is if the donations dont meet corporate expectations, the overage is actually donated by the corporation. But even then, the tax incentives the company receive far exceed the value of the donation.
Terrible_Salt7906@reddit
I was at Sprouts recently and the self just out simply said “Would you like to round up?” It didn’t even say the name of the organization it was supposedly going to, just “give us your money”
The_best_is_yet@reddit
HOWBOUT LETS ROUND DOWN?
sbotzek@reddit
I find rounding especially funny these days. It makes sense when you're using cash but everyone I see uses credit cards or their phone, so, what exactly does rounding do?
Voltage604@reddit
Why does every store want your email address at check out??? Like really I just bought a shirt... Give me my receipt and fuck off... I don't want your junk mail.
OlDirtyJesus@reddit
Just say the most vulgar thing you got in your head.com
austex99@reddit
I always say “no thank you” and usually they understand because they hate having to annoy people, of course. But the other day my daughter wanted something from Bath and Bodyworks (gag) and the go-to-hell look I got from the counter girl for not giving her my email (or maybe it was phone number)… astonishing! It made me wonder if they are incentivized/penalized about it.
random9212@reddit
How are they supposed to sell your information and buying habits if you don'tet them track you.
crazycatlady331@reddit
I let them track me via Jenny's phone number. I know I'm not the only one that uses it.
random9212@reddit
Jenny's number definitely works.
nikkibic@reddit
Oh, depending on the store but I recently set up a point of sale for my school uniform Shop. So all receipts are emailed or texted. I personally love it, as it's so easy to lose a piece of paper.
Saying that. I also set it up so it doesn't keep the email or phone number in our system
SimpleVegetable5715@reddit
Because we’re the products. They are giving you the opportunity to advertise shit to you instead of paying for a billboard or an advertisement.
FradinRyth@reddit
I made a throw away email account just for those loyalty progeams
fleetiebelle@reddit
It's what my old Hotmail account is for now.
coffee_and-cats@reddit
So do I.
SubscriptionsIdontuse@...
alwayzz0ff@reddit
I give them my old boss’s email address(s)
SirG33k@reddit
I too do this! Lol
Amazing-Basket-136@reddit
Oh that’s good!
muhhuh@reddit
I like this.
Joeva8me@reddit
I made the mistake of signing an old boss I really liked up for the opposing political parties campaign ads when I was a young lad. I feel terrible about it, at the time I didn’t understand how insidious campaign spam is.
muhhuh@reddit
Sounds like a good idea for pain in the ass customers.
crazycatlady331@reddit
I tell them no when it comes to an email.
If they insist I type one in, fuckoff@nospam.com is my email.
Capable_Swordfish701@reddit
I used to use fuck@you.com alot.
Jimmy_McAltPants@reddit
I have a burner email that I give them if they insist. But I typically ask “is it required to complete the sale?” If no, then I tell them I’d rather not give one. I only use the burner if it gets me a deal
someguyfromsk@reddit
"Just a printed copy is fine"
drainbamage1011@reddit
"Hey, can we take your money and get a tax break with it? Or do you want the kids/veterans/pets to starve, you piece of shit?"
trickman01@reddit
They don't get a tax break.
WhoDatNinja30@reddit
THIS. If you, the customer, were donating, you’d get a donation receipt but nope. It’s just a way for corporations to subsidize tax breaks. What perfect assholes.
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
Half the time they're taking donations for some questionable charity too.. ones that only end up using like two cents of every dollar raised for actual charity.
koei19@reddit
Relevant video
https://youtu.be/UyVr4Ekc6io?si=aT9IqhBOTDnVyoy-
berdulf@reddit
Corporations get to look like they care by donating other people’s money, and they probably get a juicy tax write-off as well.
Cool_Dark_Place@reddit
Because we're now expected to pay for their tax write-off.
Wooden-Quit1870@reddit
They collect your change, and pile it up. They probably make interest on it, and they definitely get a tax credit for a charitable donation they make with YOUR money.
abernathym@reddit
I used to give , but then I realized the big corporation is probably using my donation as a tax write off.
SadPhase2589@reddit
Not to mention guess who’s going to get the tax break when all those .04¢ donations add up to several millions.
nsjersey@reddit
Won’t you round up to support the charity?
altiuscitiusfortius@reddit
The corporation takes the money you donate and uses it to advertise their store "mega Corp supports the fight against aids!". Middle manager bonuses depend on metrics such as email sign-ups and donations so they push their underlings to ask every time
SimpleVegetable5715@reddit
They become middlemen for charities, so they can use that donation as a tax write off. DON’T DO IT. Donate directly to the charity that interests you. That way, more money ends up given to the charity.
MyKidsArentOnReddit@reddit
The worst part is the company takes the money from you, then makes the donation with "their" money and gets the tax credit. They literally make money on "your" donation.
snwbrdngtr@reddit
It’s nefarious! You are reducing their tax burden every time you donate to their cause! Some actually have good foundations however they are using their customer’s charitability to rake in higher profits.
runjeanmc@reddit
In the same vein, I just bought tickets to my kids' end of year banquet online and was prompted to add a 22% tip! Who's getting this tip?!? I did all the work 😅
throwawaytoday9q@reddit
CatherineAm@reddit
Because they get the tax write off for charitable donations.
MisRandomness@reddit
Taco Bell and donations for college, I always say nope I’m a college student so I’ll donate it to myself.
justpassingby_thanks@reddit
If you give them money and they donate it it's a tax savings for them. That's the scam. Good local places don't do this and instead write checks to local community partners out of their bottom line to get the tax breaks. POS gifts are pass throughs.
histprofdave@reddit
This might not be a "old man yells at cloud" thing, but a tinfoil hat thing: I do not trust POS machines for charity donations or tips. When the machine asks me if I want to tip the employees, I say no, and put cash in the tip jar. At least then I know the employees are seeing money in the jar. I have no hard evidence they receive the extra money if I add it via POS. There is already a bad enough problem with managers stealing tips that I don't want them disappearing into the ether.
abbydabbydo@reddit
FWIW, as a server, I can see/track and receive all POS tips. I know before I leave that night how much I made, and reconcile this to my paycheck every week (most places you will not receive credit tips before your paycheck).
I’m not sure how that works with shared tills like barista‘s.
Something else folks may like to know, and this may just be me, not all servers… I have a zero preference for a cash or a credit tip. I think people that prefer cash may be living on more day-to-day income, and are definitely not claiming them for taxes. My lack of preference probably has something to do with age, I definitely don’t need money on a daily basis to eat, and I claim all my income for financing purposes (like mortgages)
DenvahGothMom@reddit
I always tip servers/bartenders/baristas cash!
Steely-Dave@reddit (OP)
God forbid if you have to shop at more than one place. I come home feeling like I dickhead everytime I have to make a Lowe’s run😅
khumphreys2000@reddit
I don’t want to scan a QR code with my phone to read your menu.
sarahbobeara87@reddit
Everyone's car lights are way too bright at night
arcxjo@reddit
r/fuckyourheadlights
Join us.
sarahbobeara87@reddit
Oh I am there!
New_Needleworker_473@reddit
The news. I yell at the news.
platypus_farmer42@reddit
Why does everything require an account?! No, I’m not submitting my email and setting up an account to use my fucking dishwasher
Juls_Santana@reddit
This.
My GOD, this!
stephsco@reddit
I had to create an account with a third party company to get a free flu shot at my work which is a healthcare organization. The the third party site then manages a form you're supposed to download and hand to the person who gives you the shot. Guess who just had the paper right next to her and didn't need the thing filled out ahead of time?
Perry7609@reddit
Only semi related, but I grew up in a small town where the grade only had 50+ people. Sometime during our Junior year, our teachers gave us the whole morning off to go to the library and take the ASVAB test. This is a military entrance exam to determine eligibility for enlistment and related jobs, and so forth.
As we approached the end of the exam, the instructor thanks us all for taking part in it, and says that he’s never seen a near 100 percent rate for any class before! Apparently, what the teachers failed to tell us was that the ASVAB exam was completely voluntary and no one had to take it if they didn’t want to. (At least in that time place, it wasn’t.)
On the flip side, my grade had a ton of smart people and we apparently crushed a lot of records for scores in the process. That also resulted in a ton of phone calls recruiting us to join the National Guard or such.
Hideo_Anaconda@reddit
I took it in high school, and for the next 10 years, the USMC was convinced I would have made a great marine. They pursued me like I was in a romance novel and I was their one true love. My fellow earthlings, they could not have possibly been more wrong. I would have been lucky to make it a week without a full on sobbing ugly cry breakdown.
IkeBurner99@reddit
My oven connects to WiFi and has special backgrounds when it’s a holiday and will post recipe ideas from the internet. When the power goes out, I still have to set the clock manually. Dystopian nightmare bullshit.
Juls_Santana@reddit
MAAAAAaaaan listen
I had a yell-at-clouds-moment just yesterday!!
First I was pissed AF that I couldn't watch the basketball game that I wanted because oops I subscribed to the other OTHER paid subscription service that wasn't showing the game, and the NBA decided to split their games across several of them now....
Then I go to charge my phone and it started auto-updating (which should be freakin illegal IMHO)
and then I went to play Valorant with my daughter, so I updated the Riot client, linked it to my PSN, created a Riot ID, downloaded/installed it, rebooted my system as it requested, signed the EULA, then finally booted up the game......just to be told that I needed to enable Secure Boot in my UEFI settings just to play this one game?!?
WTF kind of DRM is that?!?
Oh HELL naw!! FUUuck-a-dat!! I went full-blown Angry Old Man Mode on all technology for a good several minutes
I literally hit my daughter with the "back in my day..." and schooled her on the beauty of this thing called the Nintendo Entertainment System, where we could go buy or rent games and they PHYSICALLY gave it to you in your hands, and it was YOURS to do with as you pleased....and there were no accounts that needed to be created, no long EULAs to [pretend to] read and sign, no downloading of patches, NO FORCED UPDATES, none of this crap. Just a somewhat buggy cartridge to play and enjoy till your heart's content (or until the game failed to boot after repeat blowing into the cartridge).
And it's only gonna get worse from here on, that's the sad part.
It makes me sick to my stomach
Slim_Calhoun@reddit
Horizontal photos > vertical photos.
Also punctuation is good, actually.
aytchdave@reddit
Tennis match cinematography for scenes that could easily be captured completely in landscape drives me crazy.
PixelPantsAshli@reddit
I can accept vertical photos or video, if that's the better format for the subject, or for whatever platform, then fine. I get it.
But people who change the orientation while filming can walk on Legos.
E-2theRescue@reddit
FTFY. :P
Philhughes_85@reddit
Yes! I hate that everyone seems to want to take portrait photos. I blame instagram. Yes they can make sense in the right circumstance but not every photo
Perry7609@reddit
The vertical videos are especially annoying to me. You’d think that you’d want the view that encompasses a lot more space on the sides, but alas.
arcxjo@reddit
And stop making them mirrored from what stuff actually looks like!
Fantastic-Spinach297@reddit
I got off social media for the most part, and my inner old man yelling at the clouds headed to the porch and is now a sage old man having a beer and talking about his observations. He’s much cooler to have in my head now.
aytchdave@reddit
Took a break from socials (except Reddit, if you count that) in 2018. I WWS burnt out from grad school and changing careers and realized it was not helping. Haven’t posted anything since and only go on sites when people send me stuff.
NightWriter500@reddit
How do you get to the chill old man headspace? I’ve nixed Facebook, never did Twitter or Instagram or any of the others, all I have is Reddit and I swear my inner monologue is just bitching all day, every day.
IlllIlllIlllIlIlI@reddit
Some good suggestions already mentioned.
If it helps, I like this quote from Shogun by James Clavell:
Fantastic-Spinach297@reddit
Stop giving him things to get mad about. Like, actively disengage with the superfluous shit that isn’t positively contributing to your well being. He’s a character in your head, you’ve got total control over what he has access to.
Tailor your algorithm, but pay attention to how all of the content you’re consuming actually makes you feel. I used to loooove criminal investigation shows and medical dramas, but SVU made me uncomfortably wary of people and Grey’s was an emotional rollercoaster that fucked with my cortisol levels (figuratively. I’ve had no hormones tested lol.) I actually started with the other content and my Facebook was the last to go, so it felt like it was a big thing but it was just one link in a chain of decisions to stop giving myself things to be mad about.
NightWriter500@reddit
I’ll give you that the algorithm probably isn’t in a healthy place; I tried to cut out all the politics and news after last year and just chill out with sports, but then one of my sports teams (Oakland A’s) was literally stolen from me, and the other utterly committed suicide (Sac Kings), and I was literally left with no sports hiding place. So I went back to politics and news.
And that definitely has an effect on my general mood, but I think it might go deeper than that. I lose sleep over general family interactions most nights. Just recently, my sister-in-law asked us to plan Thanksgiving, or actually told us that she’d been waiting for us to plan it and couldn’t wait anymore (not one word about it before that), so we came up with a plan. She immediately decided she didn’t like it and wouldn’t be coming. It’s relationships like these that I find myself just arguing with, daily, in my head. Is the answer to just cut them out? Cause that would’ve hard on my wife, and I think I’d still be mentally bitching them out for a long time. Is the answer to just let everything go and not get angry about it? Cause I don’t know how to do that. But this losing sleep and mentally bitching all day thing is maybe the worst option.
Dangerous-Elk-6362@reddit
Reddit is seriously the problem. It's just chock full of rage bait.
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
How dare you say that! This makes me so angry!!!
questions6486@reddit
Reddit is equally bad, for sure.
Beyonf that, I've found exercise, especially aerobic, really helps calm everything down.
Humans gotta run out their zoomies just like other animals.
Fantastic-Spinach297@reddit
He’s mostly talking about subliminal messaging in ASMR/meditation content and just how alarming AI is these days. Also media manipulation as a whole and how no one is “safe” from falling for propaganda.
chawrawbeef@reddit
Right on. Your theories intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
halfcabheartattack@reddit
Driving, period. Traffic sucks, car payments suck, parking lots are a literal waste of space, when I'm on my bike it seems like all drivers are out to kill me, either intentionally or through negligence.
aytchdave@reddit
As a transportation planner, I’m with you.
MechanicalGodzilla@reddit
Now that I have driving age children, auto insurance is ridiculously expensive.
PixelPantsAshli@reddit
100% agree.
r/fuckcars
crazycatlady331@reddit
I moved two years ago. My complex is right behind a grocery store.
IT's nice not having to drive on the days I WFH. The other day, I realized I didn't have ingredients for a recipe I was making and ended up going to the store 3 times. It was nice not having to drive there.
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
Good Cardio too.
halfcabheartattack@reddit
I lived two blocks from the grocery store for years. People don't understand what a luxury being walking distance to their food source is.
E-2theRescue@reddit
Growing up, I used to HATE living near a grocery store because my mom would send me to get whatever was needed for dinner.
But then I moved out and realized how amazing it was to have it, especially when one of my apartments was only a few steps away from a store. Now I'm almost 30 mins from a grocery store and would kill to live near one again, lol.
crazycatlady331@reddit
When I looked at my place, it wasn't even on my radar.
A Wegman's opened by me early last year. I used to (and still) love Wegman's. But I've only been 2-3 times because I have to drive there. I can just get non Aldi stuff at Giant, which I can walk to.
Cake_Donuts@reddit
No one comes to a complete stop anymore!
PoisonMind@reddit
Biking everywhere for the last 3 years has been a net gain for my mental health, even factoring in all the bad drivers..
thenumbersthenumbers@reddit
I drove across Colorado this summer and that was pretty magical… but here in the northeast I’m glad I don’t need to drive much.
aytchdave@reddit
For me it’s parents letting their kids interrupt adults mid conversation, especially for inconsequential stuff. I see your kid (actually, I feel them violently tugging my arm), and I know they learn about being polite in school. I know your kid is smart enough to know how to wait for acknowledgement. I will acknowledge them when it’s appropriate. Unless they’re bleeding or telling us the house is on fire, they can wait.
BeenisHat@reddit
My biggest pet peeve in the world though is people who freaking stop in a doorway or right in the middle of a busy corridor. Like in an airport or a convention center or something, with hundreds of people around and you just come to a dead stop trying to read a sign or something and everybody behind you has to stop because you're a rude dickhead.
Multiply by 5x if they walk off an escalator and stop with no regard to the people behind them. That deserves a throat punch.
aytchdave@reddit
When I was growing up, my mother rather would have had me smoke crack than be in the way. To this day, I can’t really go shopping too much around holiday because my brain can’t find a place for me to be that’s not in the way.
Independent-Win9088@reddit
Thissss! Every time I go to Trader Joes. Someone grabs a cart, rolls up to the doors, and then just stands there half-cocked cart, digging though their purse, clicking on their phone, arranging their shopping bags.
JUST. WALK. INSIDE! MOOOOOVE!
orthomonas@reddit
One of my treasured memories is of when a person at Trader Joe's did exactly that while holding a conversation with another doorblocker, BUT there were automatic doors. Which closed on them. And which caused them to spill their coffee all over themselves.
It may not speak well of me, but remembering their suprised Pikachu face has gotten me through some irritated times.
DisposableSaviour@reddit
I would cherish that memory with all my heart. Or maybe below the heart, maybe in the sub-cockle area.
orthomonas@reddit
I see that reference.
BeenisHat@reddit
I can hear Karen and Karen now, asking for the manager to replace their spilled lattes.
It made my eye twitch.
Independent-Win9088@reddit
That's absolutely beautiful! 🤣
fyrefly_faerie@reddit
This is my experience every time I go to Wegmans. I hate it.
dj_1973@reddit
It happens on the way out of my grandma’s very store, with old lady smokers. They get halfway out the automatic door, stop, dig through their purse so they can light up and avoid inhaling any fresh air. Gotta get that nic fix.
rkrismcneely@reddit
Inch your cart forward until it lightly boops their butt.
AttitudePersonal@reddit
Costco is the same. They get to the door and start digging for their Costco card. One time the attendant snarked at em, asking if they've ever NOT needed their card before
Sad_Egg_5176@reddit
Costco is hell on earth for me. But heaven for spatially unaware idiots are completely oblivious to their surroundings
Independent-Win9088@reddit
Ok, that card checker is AWESOME.
Newgeta@reddit
I just walk through these chucklefucks
BigDaddyUKW@reddit
How about those people who enter an elevator before those using it get out?
SpaceAgeBadger@reddit
I’ll do you one better, how about those clowns who hold the elevator door open after they step out so they can continue talking to their pal who is staying on the elevator. Absolutely shameless holding up an elevator with people on it to continue a conversation. Pick it back up over Slack for Christ sake.
Yes this happened to me today.
Bartholomeuske@reddit
What's slack?
CupcakeGoat@reddit
On the flip side of this, people who hold open a door and block a doorway with their body while they think they're being polite. They wave you through but to do so you have to shimmy under their armpit because they won't step aside or let go of the friggin' door.
ThisAntelope3987@reddit
Those are narcissistic assholes
BeenisHat@reddit
Front kick them right off like Jackie Chan
BloodyEyeGames@reddit
Like a Spartan.
BigDaddyUKW@reddit
I like the way you think.
DickieJohnson@reddit
The subway is along the same lines.
fyrefly_faerie@reddit
The same with trains. They’ll be more room for you if you just let people out first.
Moraii@reddit
I’ve been calling them subway salmon. Going upstream and then hopefully dying.
Junior_Article_3244@reddit
My children do this. As soon as they get into a store, restaurant, whatever, they just stop. I have to herd them like cattle, then push them out of the way. It drives me nuts.
DrButtgerms@reddit
I'm actively educating my children to NOT do this. Be the change you want to see!
Junior_Article_3244@reddit
Oh, I tell them every time. Someday they'll learn.
Spiniferus@reddit
Haha I’m constantly telling my daughter (and my dog) to not stop in doorways. When it happens in public it drive me fucking nuts.
SatansWife13@reddit
This is a constant refrain when I take my grandkids anywhere! “We do not stop in doorways!” They’re 10 now, so finally getting it drilled into their heads!
Spiniferus@reddit
Well I’m glad they are getting it because my 12 year old always stops in doorways to give me some big revelation haha
BeenisHat@reddit
We have two dogs. One is a lab and border collie mutt and she learned pretty quickly not to stand in front of people.
Our other lab is a big chocolate marshmallow of a dog and he just looks at me while he lays across a hallway while you're trying to carry heavy bags of groceries like we're blocking his view of the TV.
Spiniferus@reddit
Haha my border collie is always trying to predict where I’m gonna go, so he pauses a lot waiting for clues. Still hasn’t worked out that I’m chaos, hence the need for clear doorways.
Man I love labs, the derpiest of the dogs.
DrButtgerms@reddit
I'm glad it's not just me. Folks need to know that YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN OTHER PEOPLE'S WAY doing this. You create hazardous and sometimes dangerous situations. "But... I need to orient and figure out where I'm going! I'm new here!" Fantastic. Get the fuck out of the way first. Step to the side, or even a few more steps further. Signed, Angry New Yorker
JadieRose@reddit
Oh you’ve met my kids.
bdm6985@reddit
Similar to this is people crowding in front of the airport gate when it’s not their fucking turn to get on the plane. There are boarding groups for a reason. You have an assigned seat. Stay the fuck out of the way until it’s your time to board. “Oh they just called group 3? I better get ready to get on the plane because group 7 is probably next!”
BeenisHat@reddit
If I could teach Drivers Edu students anything, it would be the phrase "Don't be polite, be predictable."
khelwen@reddit
I also loathe this.
Similarly, smokers who smoke directly at the entrance or exit to a building. I don’t want to walk through your cloud of cigarette or vape smoke. Yuck.
Whatchab@reddit
The walk into grocery store, just stand there with their cart blocking everyone, and looking around to decide where to go drives me insane.
dmbream@reddit
The scourge of people BACKING INTO PARKING SPACES.
drainbamage1011@reddit
Anything related to "influencing" is dumb.
EatMeInStLouPodcast@reddit
I do a podcast reviewing local restaurants. It’s an unpaid labor of love that’s grown a modest audience but it’s too niche to get any ad revenue. We just do it for fun and help promote local businesses.
Anyway, we’re often branded as influencers and I get why but I hate being bundled into a group whose biggest members are usually parasitic trash monsters.
drainbamage1011@reddit
See, and I don't have a problem with that. You're helping local businesses rather than promoting yourself. But I'm also guessing you're not one of the ones who shows up, orders $100 worth of food, and then expects it for free because "you're paying in exposure." That's when it crosses the line imo.
We have a local FB group that's about promoting restaurants, but the longer you hang around, you can recognize the people who are paid promoters posing as random diners (seriously, I don't think some of them have had a home-cooked meal in years). And in general, it's just a cesspool of toxic positivity. Like you could get severe food poisoning or find a chunk of broken glass in your meal and try to sincerely warn people, and they'd delete it and ban you for "being negative."
EatMeInStLouPodcast@reddit
Yeah. There’s definitely a spectrum of food influencers. I know most of the locals and some of them are entirely pay for play (usually the ones with the most followers strangely) and will promote anything for $.
That’s kinda gross. But then one guy from LA came through and threatened to give a terrible review to a beloved local place after they turned down his “offer” to give them a positive review for like $500. And all the local foodies went at him.
fugu_me@reddit
Influencer = advertiser. No, I don't want to watch ads.
UDontWinFrendsWSalad@reddit
One million percent. And one of the strangest things I’ve heard regarding reaction videos is you can watch people watching whole movies and reacting…like Schindler’s List. I’m sorry…what???
scum_manifesto@reddit
Yes!!! I do not understand this. Why would I want to watch a video of someone pulling faces at another video 😭
moleculariant@reddit
It's like old sitcom canned laughter, to let you know something funny happened. Because, you know, it wasn't actually very funny.
bitsy88@reddit
How else am I supposed to know how engaged I should be at the video if I don't have some stranger in the bottom corner gesticulating wildly? /s
drainbamage1011@reddit
I can make the logical connection from the creator's standpoint. "This content is trending. I can capture some of that exposure without having to do any actual work of my own." It's lazy and opportunistic, but I get it. But I can't get being so brainrotted that you'd rather watch the secondary content...unless you need the facial expressions to tell you how to feel about an issue.
YouHadTheHighGround@reddit
My brother watches these videos and it annoys me endlessly. I can look at Reddit and react on my own. I don't need to watch a video of someone trolling a subreddit and reacting to the posts.
dotBombAU@reddit
The lip syncing songs. I just don't get it. Or lip syncing some movie quote.
CassidyStones@reddit
Since you're going down that route, don't forget trying to find a 30 second video clip of a current event only to find the original video is no where to be found, so you have to watch someone spend 23 minutes explaining the original video frame by frame.
Johnfohf@reddit
Yes this fucking annoys me! Finding the actual source becomes impossible 1 hours after something occurred.
drainbamage1011@reddit
I have a separate rant for "articles" that take a 3 paragraph story and expand it to a 10-minute video segment. Or a 3 paragraph story followed by 20 Twitter reactions from people I don't know.
KellyAnn3106@reddit
I don't mind when the reactor adds something of value. Like the cop explaining some of the body cam arrest videos or the voice teacher breaking down a singer's technique. But, yeah, the ones where they are just making faces as they claim to hear a well known song for the first time are stupid.
Competitive_Ad_8215@reddit
6 7.
Nuff said.
neonatal-kitten@reddit
Yeah what is the origin of this… term? Is it from the Lil Wayne song ?
Competitive_Ad_8215@reddit
GVJoe@reddit
6 7?! Bah, back in my day we had good numbers like 69 and 420 and they meant something too.
frawgster@reddit
Spatial awareness. People lack it.
Or maybe there’s just too many of us.
panteragstk@reddit
TwitterAIBot@reddit
I said we needed another plague while going over the guest list for my friend’s wedding and covid arrived in the US a week later. My friends still say that I willed covid into being.
MightBeAGoodIdea@reddit
COVID not good enough for you?
ProfessorPoofenplotz@reddit
It clearly didn’t take out the right age groups.
mechanical_marten@reddit
Well that's because most of us were trying to do the right thing so yeah, we kinda kneecapped it. Next time we'll make sure it goes after only far right people.
ViCalZip@reddit
It literally killed more far right people than any other political group though.
mechanical_marten@reddit
Please get your hyperbole detector recalibrated.
ProfessorPoofenplotz@reddit
I mean, I would’ve thought their vaccine resistance would have helped with that. Covid, Measles, whooping cough… I feel like these viruses could be doing more for the resistance…
mechanical_marten@reddit
Bastards don't know how lucky they are to have been innoculated against some of the gnarlier things like smallpox and a full battery of vaccines to everything that's making a resurgence thanks to the antivaxers in ours. It's a good thing I didn't plan to nor ever have bio kids. My partner and I will adopt when things settle back down a bit politically, unless they ban us before then.
panteragstk@reddit
Hope they don't. Lots of kids need homes.
mechanical_marten@reddit
😁
kittymctacoyo@reddit
Oddly enough Covid impacted spatial awareness (so many ppl walking around with altered brain functioning and low grade organ damage even from mild asymptomatic cases. I know ppl with literal brain damage from asymptomatic cases and mild cases)
Kazoo113@reddit
Too soon
somainthewatersupply@reddit
I thought we just had one.
malogan82@reddit
We've had ONE, yes, What about second ~~breakfast~~ plague?
pretty_shiny@reddit
With the CDC being dismantled, it’s coming. Bets on this winter or next?
NefariousnessOk209@reddit
As a dude I don’t meander in malls I head straight for the stores I need to, can’t stand walking through so many people standing in place in foot traffic or cutting across people
funatical@reddit
That last part.
yeksim@reddit
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
Ok that's dark. XD
icberg7@reddit
I'm just a klutz, I'm sorry.
But also I say that bad (read: oblivious) pedestrians become bad (read: oblivious) drivers.
Fappy_as_a_Clam@reddit
People stopping in door ways or other areas of egress drives me absolutely crazy
mechapoitier@reddit
If I have one more person do that full power horn button locking their car crap when I’m right next to their car I’m gonna lose it.
AppropriateTouching@reddit
The amount of people I see crossing a very busy 4 lane road illegally while just looking down at their phone is fucking crazy to me.
Superdad75@reddit
Add situational awareness as well.
SpaceCadetEdelman@reddit
Don’t worry, as we get older ours will get worse and we won’t know any different..
SuckaFree502@reddit
100%
Brilliant_Addendum56@reddit
People lose all lack of their surroundings in crowds. We made our first visit to a Buc-ees this summer and I told my wife I'd stand by a wall while she went to the restroom. I swear I had swarms of people walk directly at me and I had no place to move to!
MightBeAGoodIdea@reddit
Combination of both and toxic entitlement. You should watch where YOU are going, it's never their fault.
PuppyJakeKhakiCollar@reddit
The answer is both.
msheehan418@reddit
Oh I know!! Like why? We haven’t had microphones before??? I can’t stand it
SATX_Nomad@reddit
The overuse of “amazing” and “obsessed”
ponytailsandaviators@reddit
People driving fast thru my subdivision, Nobody uses the sidewalk so they're all out in the street. Plus little yap dogs running around.
Scott_R_1701@reddit
Don't tell me to "hit that like and subscribe and notification" first thing in your video!
Seriously I can think of few things I want less than more phone notifications.
Erik500red@reddit
Yes the fingernail tap OMG
LordOfEltingville@reddit
People who post videos that were recorded on their phone/tablet's front facing camera, yet they can't take a couple of seconds to flip the image so it's not reversed before uploading.
Also...pop-ups of any kind on a webpage.
AggCracker@reddit
6 7
ahopskipandaheart@reddit
r/fuckyourheadlights is mine but I think it's an actual problem
sarahbobeara87@reddit
Oh look, another group to join! It is a horrible problem though.
randomwellwisher@reddit
The podcast Decoder Ring did an episode about it if you want to get your grump on: The Glaring Problem with Headlights.
caffeinatedangel@reddit
This is mine. My eyes are SO light-sensitive anyways, and those things are blinding, and physically painful to look at!
73-68-70-78-62-73-73@reddit
I'm pretty angry about this. I bought a new car recently. The headlights were aimed directly into other driver's faces from the factory, so I aimed them down. This is a known problem. They're still bright as fuck, and blinding white. I'd change the bulbs, but it's a whole LED assembly, and there's no fucking replacement available.
To top it off, I can't turn the lights off if it's dark out, and the car isn't in park. Why would I want to do this you ask? Campgrounds, drive in movie theaters, facing my neighbor's house from my driveway, a handful of other scenarios. The dealership had no idea what I was talking about, and basically tried to show me how to turn the lights off...which they already were.
Don't get me started on all the "safety" features. The collision detection sometimes detects the fucking road and sounds the alarm. I have to hit the brakes, or it will do it for me. I'm just waiting for the fucking piece of shit to cause an accident in the name of safety.
Other than that, great car. 🙄
Ethel_Marie@reddit
Do you have a Mazda? Because we just bought one in August and the auto headlights drive us crazy.
73-68-70-78-62-73-73@reddit
No, but I think a lot of the same tech is being packed into a lot of newer cars. The safety features feel like they were written by people who have never driven a car, but read about it on the Internet. Adaptive cruise control comes to mind. I was unpleasantly surprised to find out that my car would suddenly slow down when the car in front of me exited the freeway. Almost got smashed by two different semis before I figured out what was going on.
Ethel_Marie@reddit
Ugh, yes, I've heard about the adaptive cruise control and how dangerous it can be. I miss my 2013 Civic so much.
73-68-70-78-62-73-73@reddit
Same. That was about peak tech. Environmental controls were still knobs and buttons, the car still expected you to drive it, and the lights weren't total ass. Almost makes me want to find a car from the early to mid 90s, accept the maintenance costs, and call it good.
PanchoBaker@reddit
Hahaha chode! Thank you for that
DickieJohnson@reddit
The new cars have automatic highbeams and you wouldn't believe it but they don't always dim.
ArtDecoSkillet@reddit
I hate them so much. I’m also convinced that some people with old cars lacking LEDs now drive everywhere with high-beams on to keep up with the arms race.
travelingslo@reddit
I snorted so loud at this one the dog startled and looked around. You’re not wrong.
10PlyTP@reddit
People by me are just legit driving with their high beams on now. There are the super bright led ones, sure. But I can tell the difference between the two and so many people here just drive around with the high beams on all the time.
Wendy-Windbag@reddit
Yep, I can tell when it's the different brights bulb versus the normal because of the positioning or seeing doubled up bulbs illuminated. They're definitely driving around with high beams activated.
(Incoming Rant)
Or none at all in our area. Our area is SUPER bad about turning on lights in the dark, much less for rain, and it never ceases to amaze me.
When I was 17, ONCE I started to leave a Target parking lot at night without my lights on and thought "Gee, it sure is hard to drive at night being so dark-" and instantly felt like a dumbass and never did it again. How oblivious are these people making entire commutes in the dark?
An even larger portion drive with strictly their daytime running lights, failing to realize that it doesn't activate their rear lights. You still have to turn your lights on! We cannot see you unless you brake, and I just know it's going to be suddenly.
It's come up so often in local subs, and a common excuse is "Oh, the mechanic switched my headlight switch off of automatic so I didn't realize..." That's not an excuse to be driving around dark.
We went for nearly a hundred years making sure that our vehicle was properly illuminated manually before just driving off. It's just a click, should be muscle memory for evening driving at all.
That's my old man rant.
ThePicassoGiraffe@reddit
The headlights are really bad but it’s also the placement. Every fucking vehicle is 6 feet off the ground so the headlights aren’t just bright as the sun they’re directly pointed at your head
twodexy82@reddit
I have a 2006 Tacoma 😫 I hate everyone’s headlights
E-2theRescue@reddit
Oof. Yup. 100% this. My astigmatism makes it even worse. Sometimes I wonder how I haven't crashed yet, and the only thing I can credit is my good spatial awareness.
thedoc617@reddit
I HATE the fact that my new RAV4 only comes with LED white lights. I want my yellow ones back!
kittymctacoyo@reddit
What I’ve learned over the years yelling at this particular cloud to those in the know is that the issue is manufacturing standards lowered and all it takes to fix this problem is to properly angle the headlights upon install. They’re meant to be angled down further which eliminates majority of the issue (unless using brights of course) but no one does that step anymore during manufacturing process (even though there was guidance for it when the LED headlights first became a thing)
73-68-70-78-62-73-73@reddit
Angling the lights down helps, but a lot of lights are just straight up too white and too bright. Drop them down to 4000-4500k, and they'd be a lot better. 5000+ is way too white.
quickstop_rstvideo@reddit
on the same note why are more Auto MFG making tail lights brighter?
No_Willingness5313@reddit
It’s blinding and fucking dangerous.
CrabbyCatLady41@reddit
Seriously, I’m not even 45 years old and driving at night makes me feel like I’m going blind.
PacketFiend@reddit
Whatchab@reddit
THIS!!! How are these headlights legal?!
arcxjo@reddit
I used to be an Uber driver but can't go out at night any more. So not only are the lights killing people in crashes (and usually completely innocent bystanders like Jennifer Bradshaw), but they're also incentivizing/forcing people to drive themselves home from the bar.
Everyone needs to call their congressmen over this. State AND federal.
eyelers@reddit
Headlights are too bright. Fact
S_A_R_K@reddit
I have an old beater that I typically just use to run errands around town during the day. The other day I ended up driving home after it got dark in the rain. Headlights hitting my mirrors were blinding me so much that my old yellow headlights were completely worthless. It was a white knuckled ride home for sure
Varmitthefrog@reddit
NOBODY DISCIPLINES THEIR KID, we are all worshipping at the ALTER of children
I am sick of it, I am NOT saying bring back the belt
But how about we dont ask the kid what THEY want for dinner every night, and then act surprised when ''all they want to eat is chicken nuggets''
or get annoyed your kid is a pain in the ass when you refuse to spend the time and go through the unpleasant process of saying know and giving them consequences
LIFE will teach your kids these lessons eventually, and the WORLD does not care about your kids, so if you do, be the one to teach them, because it will be way less harsh (because you love them and will forgive them), and once they do understand, they will have way less years to look back upon wondering how many people they have offended and the opportunities missed as a result.
abmoonstar@reddit
Right? These kids are buck wild! I'm a "not one of your lil friends" type parent and it's hard out here lol. I'm not nearly as strict as my own parents were but you'd think having rules and expectations for your child's behavior and self-sufficiency was akin to child abuse.
Varmitthefrog@reddit
100%, people are always amazed, ''how WELL BEHAVED and DISCIPLINED your kids are''
I am like yup the first one actually comes AFTER the second one believe it or not, I am lucky too , we have had healthy children and lots of things go our way (and we are certainly not perfect)
but when your kid is going BUCK WILD and you are standing here doing nothing watching the same shit I am, ' and as I shake my head, you say something like.. ''he just doesn't listen'' I can help but think the kid might not be the problem.
Yikes0nBikez@reddit
Basically just social media in general. It's all such a carnival-barking environment.
DontBeACookieCutter9@reddit
Everything modern.
Valuable_Tomorrow882@reddit
Restaurant web sites that make you start an online order to view their menu. I’m not trying to order takeout, I’m deciding if I was to visit you in person.
thejunkmanadv@reddit
I end up not going to those places. If I can't see a menu easily, I move on. I have never ordered food online and probably never will.
thejunkmanadv@reddit
Its a "NewTuber" thing. It tries to convey that the video is un-professional, spontaneous, conversational with their hot takes. Even though they are highly edited and researched (depending on the content). As an OG youtuber from 2006 is is weird to me.
LongingForGrapefruit@reddit
Cooking videos with the person dragging a knife across the toasted bread to show how crunchy it is. Hell, half the time the bread is way OVER toasted and probably would cut the roof of your mouth up. It's like the boomer's nails on a chalkboard sound to me now.
buzznumbnuts@reddit
Not being able to own things anymore, particularly software
ZealousidealPound460@reddit
…Written by someone who has never had to develop and manage software…
pc817@reddit
I'm still using Photoshop 7 from 1999, they did a fine job and moved on
buzznumbnuts@reddit
Our company paid for Adobe Illustrator back in 1998. The functionally we used it for then is the same thing we use it for now. We don’t require any bells and whistles. I was using the same version of Illustrator for over 2 decades. It worked wonderfully for what we needed it to do.
That was until we had to replace the hard drive on the computer we were running it on. When we went to reinstall the software, using the license we paid for), it was rejected and we were forced to use their subscription model.
I want to buy something once. I also want to keep using it when I buy it for as long as I want to. If I want to upgrade, I’ll buy it again. It’s creeping into all areas of our lives now, like paying extra monthly to unlock features on vehicles that are already installed. Everybody’s hands are constantly in your pockets. I don’t mind paying what a product is worth, but once I pay for it, don’t keep putting your hand out.
JohnEffingZoidberg@reddit
Tell me why the subscription model is better for software developers? Genuinely curious.
ZealousidealPound460@reddit
Easier to fix bugs, upgrades.
JohnEffingZoidberg@reddit
You mean easier to push out bug fixes and upgrades, right? Or, how does it make it easier on your end to debug and fix the code?
barters81@reddit
Not everything used to be online and as such we could develop and release software as a complete package without worrying about security maintenance etc. Better yet, we used to identify key requirements and use cases, plan out development and deliver an optimised product.
How times have changed.
SlackerDS5@reddit
It’s fine with it. I’m “acquiring” it anyways.
IkeBurner99@reddit
Things are cyclical. I’ve worked in SaaS product for 20 years and I have some ideas for apps and media things that you pay for once and get to keep. I’m hoping that it starts a revolution…
Konnorwolf@reddit
That's a big one.
timeforgeneralstrike@reddit
These fucking kids on e-bikes man. Every fucking day I see kids as young as 11 flying down the middle of the street popping wheelies and swerving through traffic. Almost every week I hear of some kid getting into an accident.
How are these things not licensed mopeds? They have a throttle and go 25-30mph with instant torque. They’re just electric mopeds. You should need a motorcycle license to ride one.
Limit them to 10mph and make them all pedal assisted.
thesearemyfaults@reddit
Construction vehicles parked in front of our house
OysterRemus@reddit
Of course I shout at clouds. The damn things can’t make up their minds what to look like. Does it look like a pony? A duck? They don’t give any two people the same answer. It’s maddening.
CreativeEmotion13@reddit
The mic is such an odd thing to be annoyed about it's a newer piece of technology that is much less expensive and much more useful than buying a lavalier mic set, which requires a lot of components that are very expensive and very delicate.
silversunshinestares@reddit
My daughter's fourth-grade class had a "game day" as a reward, where the kids could all bring in a board game, card game, or toy to play with. The teacher sent home photos, and every single kid was playing alone on a tablet.
xmasmonkey82@reddit
AI and that everything has it and wants me to use it and I don't. People are losing skills to think for themselves and not to mention the environmental impacts. It drives me crazy.
Sweaty_Pianist8484@reddit
Social media and microphones? You aren’t old man yelling at clouds yet. I get upset over shopping carts at the grocery store
Fahlulah@reddit
Cash app, venmo, etc.
ToxDoc@reddit
I have solar panels on my roof.
I literally yell at clouds.
BadBunnyFooFoo@reddit
Haha same!! We even had the tree in our front yard cut down so we could have full sun exposure. Now it’s the damn clouds and earlier sunset.
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
Cutting down the tree seems like... mightn't that be self defeating? Trees provide shade, shade reduces the need for AC.
BadBunnyFooFoo@reddit
I see your point but, since having the tree removed, we’ve had full sun exposure and now have no electric bill. Haven’t had one for about 3 years now.
body_by_monsanto@reddit
When look at the app that shows our solar production, I get pissed when I see a little dip in the graph from when a cloud went over.
ToxDoc@reddit
The not he’s are annoying. Sadly I’m entering what I have started calling a cloudy season. Probably won’t get more than a few cloudless days until February.
body_by_monsanto@reddit
Oooh one little notch on an otherwise perfectly sunny day makes my eye twitch!!
nirreskeya@reddit
Not clouds in this case, just the tree shadows behind the low autumnal sun. Grr...
YouHadTheHighGround@reddit
Now they're taking actual resources from you. You're allowed to yell at them. Those clouds are hindering an investment. Demand to speak to the clouds manager! I wouldn't take that crap from some free-loading hippy clouds, stealing my sunshine.
ArashikageX@reddit
“It’s Cumulonimbus Karen again!”
ToxDoc@reddit
Yeah, something along those lines, in fact.
WWGHIAFTC@reddit
Photon blocking little bastards!
216news@reddit
I get a lot of emails from students. I would really appreciate it if they turned on spellcheck, or at least paid attention to the squiggly red lines underneath the word they just made up.
elektrik_noise@reddit
Using speaker phone for calls and watching videos/TikTok in public. Jfc the frequency a phone emits vs an in person speaking voice is nails on a chalkboard to me.
crazycatlady331@reddit
People do this on the trains all the time.
Their phones belong on the train tracks.
I honestly blame Apple for starting this problem when they eliminated the headphone jack.
arcxjo@reddit
That's no excuse for not holding the phone up to your ear like a normal fucking phone.
dj_1973@reddit
Or turn on subtitles.
OutcomeLegitimate618@reddit
The only time I use speakerphone is when I'm on hold in my own house so I can free up my hands to do something other than just wait around with my phone to my ear.
On that note. Automated phone menus that never give the option to talk to a person. Just let me talk to a human being. My doctor's office has this and it's inexcusable. The only way I can get through is on the web and Monday I had to send FIVE messages just to get my prescriptions filled.
arcxjo@reddit
Yeah, speaker + mute while you wait really should be basic common etiquette at this point.
mechanical_marten@reddit
Phones are no longer shaped to be held up to your ear. The speaker bar literally grates my ear and the glass against the face makes me all too aware that skin is oily by nature. That's why I use a bluetooth headset.
elektrik_noise@reddit
You mean like we've done for over a century? Unacceptable. That's a bridge too far. /s
GrungeCheap56119@reddit
Agreed, we kind of created our own problem on this one.
fyrefly_faerie@reddit
I haven’t considered this but makes sense
Traditional_Rush_622@reddit
This puts me into homicidal fantasy territory.
zielawolfsong@reddit
I was swimming a few weeks ago on a Saturday evening. I specifically chose that time because the pool is deserted, I can go slow and enjoy the peace and quiet. I get there, and I’m literally the only person in or around the lap pool. Awesome! Halfway in, some older guy plops down in a lawn chair RIGHT NEXT to my lane and proceeds to sit there and watch videos without ear buds. I switched to the other side of the pool which helped a bit, but it was still freaking annoying and intrusive. But I didn’t want a confrontation, plus if I complain now I’m a “Karen.” 🙄. And don’t get me started on the guy in the Kaiser waiting room who was having a loud, expletive filled conversation with his divorce attorney! I’m never sure if these people are honestly that oblivious, or if they truly just dgaf about anyone else.
Key-Shift5076@reddit
I was sitting at the end of a breakfast counter last Sunday, waiting for my plate of eggs, when a guy sat down next to me and started scrolling reels on his phone. I too was scrolling [reddit] as was the guy on the other side of the oblivious new arrival.
All it took was a very blunt,”Do you have headphones?” for the older gent to turn his volume down immediately. I’m 4’11” and not intimidating at all, but I refuse to deal with assholes who ignore the social contract of polite society in shared spaces.
PanchoBaker@reddit
You're nicer than I. I too do not give a fcuk like at all. I would have said, "where are your ear buds, buds? Cuz I don't wanna hear that shit."
elektrik_noise@reddit
Play music you'd like on your phone out loud. Pretend like you weren't aware it would be a problem. Sometimes they get the hint and turn their shit off.
One time at an airport, someone was shitting in a stall next to me on speaker talking to someone about how expensive metformin is and had no sense of urgency (lol apparently not) to wrap up their call...or their bowel movement.
Wendy-Windbag@reddit
One of our last flights we had, in Budapest waiting at the gate we were subjected to a man a row over watching his only fans porn at full volume while he was sprawled across multiple seats. I was too afraid to look over, but there's no way he wasn't rubbing one out. I've seen similar on a bus or subway, but somehow at the airport, after security, felt a lot worse.
specks_of_dust@reddit
Had a person doing this on a plane for the entire flight from Seattle to Vegas. I could hear that TikTok racket through my own headphones. I don’t even understand how someone could subject themselves to that willingly. It’s like intentionally listening to commercials. From across the aisle, I was worn down from the audio whiplash alone.
I’ve seen it on the bus and train, where the only worker is the driver, but never on a plane where there are multiple employees monitoring behavior.
fidgetypenguin123@reddit
Do the employees do anything? Because if not, then that's why people continue to do it and don't care.
I work at a school and the amount of kids that dgaf that an adult is around when they do something wrong is astounding. Especially at this new site I'm at this year. All I can wonder is how much they're able to get away with, at home and at this school previously, that the site of an adult around doesn't stop them (and also worrisome that this is the future adult generation).
NickAndHisGuitar@reddit
Abso-freaking-lutely.
SleepLivid988@reddit
It’s the going back and forth and restarting the TikToks on full volume that gets me. I don’t use TikTok, but that stupid “oh no” sound bite made me want to severely injure people when they would play it over and over.
Objective-Ad5620@reddit
Phone etiquette is definitely disappearing and it’s so odd; people don’t think it’s rude to have their phone out in movie theaters now!
Overall-Scientist846@reddit
My partner will do this. It annoys me to no end.
WarpGremlin@reddit
Considering the ubiquity of earbuds and wireless headphones in general, there's no excuse for blaring sound from a phone in public.
nirreskeya@reddit
But please please please only use one earbud when talking on the phone, so you maintain some sense of how loud you are talking.
Morriganx3@reddit
Kinda like how people used to walk around with boomboxes blaring. Arguably there was never any excuse for it
elektrik_noise@reddit
I agree. I find it idgaf anti-social collapse of social contract behavior. No one exists except them. And guess what... once you do the same thing around them while they're doing it, they usually get bent out of shape. Funny how that happens.
ArtsyRabb1t@reddit
We have a beautiful forested trail and people constantly use speaker phone on it. Why?!
Jasmirris@reddit
My husband and I did a nice short trail in the forest right outside the hotel we were staying at. I sat down on a bench to take in the scenery, scents, and animals. Immediately he started looking at his phone. I told him I would take away his phone if he wouldn't at least relax and get off his phone this once. We were in the middle of the damn forest. (I didn't say it like that.) We sat there and talked about the scenery for a bit then meandered on. I know it sounds weird that I did it, but I think I was taken aback.
ChemicalWinter@reddit
I hate this, I don't even take personal calls in public really. That being said... I do this at work so my clients hear exactly what is happening with their store and can't question if I actually did what I said I would do. It's for their comfort, but it's very much public.
kittymctacoyo@reddit
I can’t for the life of me understand this. My husband does this even with AirPods in his pocket and I have to prompt him to put the AirPods in. Over and over again reminding him what a nerve grating social faux pas this is. He works in a corporate environment that requires rubbing elbows with ppl one must have social etiquette on point to get by so you’d think he grasped that whole thing by now. Pisses me the fuck off too bcs he was raised in a fam that was adamant about social etiquette and taught him everything he needed to know in that area. I was raised with sassy tweety bird meme trailer people who taught me absolutely nothing and mocked me for trying. Getting pissed thinking a “forgot where I came from” and think I’m better than them etc etc for doing so or using big words so you’d think I’d be the one who doesn’t understand such things. I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS
sorry for the tangent
elektrik_noise@reddit
Ohai, poverty born and raised here. Even *I* knew by the time cell phones became ubiquitous that if you need to take a call, you step out for a bit. And if you can't, like you're on public transit or working somewhere in public, you at least keep your voice down sooooomewhaaaaat. I was staying at a hotel in Toronto last spring, and their restaurant is very very nice. My husband and I had a packed day, so we just wanted to get breakfast early and get on with our day so we ate in the restaurant probably within about 15 mins of them opening. Once we ordered, the only other table in the restaurant, which was near us, had one dude take a call on speaker just chatting. I was so tired and hungry, I actually barked at him from our table. He and the dude he was with yelled at us "what's the difference between me being on speaker and talking at the table?!!!!" just total asshole mode. Had never, ever, been called on that. But fuck off with that. I'm grossly overpaying for breakfast bc I needed every minute of sleep I could get and needed to be on my way within an hour. It wasn't a Tim Horton's ffs. My patience was non-existent at that time.
I'm not upset I did it, nor regret it, but living in the States that could go south very quickly. So I'm at the point where I'm not going to confront again, I'm just going to remove myself. Or in that situation again, ask to move tables. Please excuse my diatribe as well. My spouse used to pull bills (cash) out of his pocket in public and in cabs (international) when traveling. I harped on him for years about it, and he never heeded me. Then, an older woman in Buenos Aires came up to us in a scolding tone shaking her finger. He doesn't speak Spanish, I do. He asked what she wanted, and I told him she said to put your money away. It wasn't until literally someone else got on him that he changed course. If it hasn't happened yet, and your husband doesn't pack heat, hopefully someone else will remind him how disrespectful using his phone on speaker phone is in public. Public shame in healthy doses has its place.
Husbands gonna husband, I guess.
CosmicTurtle504@reddit
I just enthusiastically join in the conversation. When they object, I just say, “Oh, I thought we were all included on this call. Why else would you be on speaker?”
ThomasSirveaux@reddit
Hearing someone's TikTok video blaring out of their tinny phone speaker is rage inducing to me. I don't understand how people have so little awareness that they think it's okay to subject other people to this.
CaughtALiteSneez@reddit
I have no idea why this is suddenly everywhere.
Don’t people want some privacy? Or is everyone the main character I guess?
I personally couldn’t hear someone well on speaker phone on a train or walking through the city and yet I witness it everyday.
Emergency-Purple-205@reddit
Forgive me, that's my momma talking on speaker phone in public
CityofPhear@reddit
Really hate this on the bus after a long work day.
sunangelflowers@reddit
What's "fingernail taps"? Genuinely asking.
fleetiebelle@reddit
It's too early for Christmas decorations. In the Northeast US, it's still falling leaves, apple cider, pumpkin spice time.
snow1868@reddit
This is my thing. I cannot stand how early decorating for Christmas is starting today, this Thanksgiving erasure will not stand!!!!
Little_Peon@reddit
I moved out of the US. Lost thanksgiving, but this place weirdly has "black week".
Ok_Evening2804@reddit
We did the same. We're sad about our first turkey-free November, but on the plus side, it's spring!
Little_Peon@reddit
I didn't get spring. But I get occasional northern lights yearly.
therightpedal@reddit
What is "this place"?
Little_Peon@reddit
For me. Norway. Other replies. Who knows
therightpedal@reddit
Oh, so is it like Black Metal week and people dress up? Or like here with sales?
Little_Peon@reddit
Heh. Sales, unfortunately. Most music festivals are in summer
naturalmanofgolf@reddit
We have black month here now
Morriganx3@reddit
I’ve been yelling about this since I was like 12.
Chulasaurus@reddit
I started ranting in Sprouts yesterday because the damn Mariah Carey has already started. We barely just finished Halloween.
Sigh. Going to need to stop forgetting earbuds when I leave my house between now and January.
redclover83@reddit
The war on Christmas will continue as long as it maintains its illegal occupation of November.
NightWriter500@reddit
November? They set up Christmas trees in every hardware store at the beginning of fucking October. We’re going in the wrong direction!
MiniRems@reddit
I actually don't mind the decorations showing up in stores early - I'm more likely to have the extra cash to throw at a new sparkly/shiny decorstion then, but dammit, I don't want holly jolly jingle bell songs anywhere before the day after thanskgiving.
NightWriter500@reddit
I simply can’t abide Christmas decorations a month before Halloween. Halloween gets its time. You want to put them up in November, fine, I hate it but fine. In October and I’m considering burning the store down.
Morriganx3@reddit
I need this on a t shirt. And a bumper sticker. And maybe a yard sign.
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
abmoonstar@reddit
This one burns me up! I'm a Thanksgiving baby, and I know it's a problematic holiday but it's still my favorite time of year 🥲 I refuse to acknowledge that Christmas is even a thing before the month of December.
MiniRems@reddit
Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday. My family actually gets along and loves to get together, and Thanksgiving is so much less stressful than Christmas with all the decorating and gifts. It's just make a big meal and eat and have fun all day.
My mother and I were talking today and planning on who's bringing what (I'm hosting) and we realized it's been 23 years since I cooked my first thanskgiving dinner. She had always done it before that (after my grandma had decided doing both thanksgiving and christmas each year was too much for her), but that year she said she had to cancel because she was getting neck surgery. I told her that if she was able to stand the 1 hour drive to my place, I'd be willing to cook, but I didn't have a dining room table at the time. My Christmas gift was early: she and my dad showed up with a dining room table and chairs in their truck. My boyfriend (now husband) helped my dad bring the boxes into my apartment and they built everything while my mom "helped" in the kitchen (she sat in the doorway, on the first chair the guys assembled giving me instructions on what to do). Everything came out great, and we still have the table and chairs - they have 23 years of scratches and stains and dents, but they're quite solid!
Christmas will be at my mom's - we started switching back and forth with it after my grandma passed away. Since it's midweek, we'll probably actually go on Christmas Eve. The extended family now gets together on a random weekend in December- My mom is the keeper of the host rotation, she's hosting this year, so she'll do xmas twice 😄
snwbrdngtr@reddit
Fellow Thanksgiving baby. I love fall!
But I also work in a mall and the moment the last trick or treaters leave on 10/31 the fucking tinsel and garland is getting hung up…
E-2theRescue@reddit
Christmas absolutely should NOT be appearing before the end of September. I hate it so much...
porschephille@reddit
In Texas we are nearly hitting the 90s today…and that’s north Texas.
carryon4threedays@reddit
Same in South Texas.
porschephille@reddit
I lived in Dimmit county for a couple of years…I assumed that south Texas would be in the 90s until January. I remember my kids playing on a water slide Dec 31st of 2020…or 21.
carryon4threedays@reddit
I’ve been hog hunting out there. That area is one of the hottest spots in Texas. I’m in Corpus so the sea breeze keeps it a bit more mild.
porschephille@reddit
Pretty good hog hunting for sure.
slappy_mcslapenstein@reddit
I swear there was Christmas merch on sale before the Halloween merch was. I walked into a store to meet my wife two weeks ago and they were playing Christmas music. I walked the fuck back out. The funny thing was that when I did meet up with her she said that she figured I would walk out when I heard the Christmas music.
FaceRockerMD@reddit
Apologies but I'm an old man with buddy the elf constantly living inside him. I'm already all decorated.
hallowbirthweenday@reddit
Same here! Well, old woman, but still.
Pumpkins and witches come down, but trees and gaudy lights go up!!
moonbunnychan@reddit
I went to the mall on November 1st and you would have thought it was the week before Christmas. A bunch of stores even had their employees in shirts that looked like elves and such.
Mondoweft@reddit
People who dictate when/if others can celebrate things.
Halloween in Australia, Christmas trees in November, Hot Cross Buns on Boxing day? Let people enjoy things. The world is rough enough.
HungryFinding7089@reddit
Traditionally it's not over until 2nd Feb (your Groundhog Day - Candlemas).
Nickbou@reddit
Christmas already gets about a month lead up (starting somewhere between Thanksgiving and December 1). No other holiday gets that much time.
To retail stores: I’m not even looking at your Christmas merchandise until after Thanksgiving. It’s your choice to fill your shelves with product I won’t buy in November.
Morriganx3@reddit
Halloween would like a word. I see spooky home decor in stores starting in freaking August
SimpleVegetable5715@reddit
Happy Hallowthanksmas!
0sqs@reddit
My fucking neighborhood put the wreaths on the entrances October 30th. They're not allowed to light anything up until Black Friday, but we can all see that shit.
west-egg@reddit
And on a related note — giant inflatables. My neighbors a few houses up have a giant turkey, Santa Claus, and reindeer they put out the day after Halloween.
A single small inflatable can be cute. A yard full of them is just ridiculous. EDIT!
South_Dakota_Boy@reddit
Yep. October is fall for kids leading up to Halloween, and November is fall for adults leading up to Thanksgiving (in the USA at least).
crazycatlady331@reddit
I worked at CVS right out of HS. ON the 4th of July, we got a box of Christmas lights in. I was told to put them out.
They sold.
gorilla-ointment@reddit
For real. I still have a skeleton on the porch 👻
NFL_MVP_Kevin_White@reddit
I’m in Florida where seasons basically don’t exist anyway. For me the decision comes down to how many times I feel like slapping around the attic for decorations. I’m already going up there to return Halloween, I might as well bring Christmas down in the same trip.
Santos_L_Halper_II@reddit
It's going to be 90 this week here in Texas. We'll get a nice dose of fall right around Christmas, just in time for a death freeze in February.
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
Yeah, it was bad enough in the 80s and 90s when it started the second Thanksgiving was over, now it's after Halloween, or even BEFORE. Christmas is NOT TWO MONTHS.
ZealousidealPound460@reddit
It’s 68° today and beautiful golden yellow and orange trees. Christmas music can fuck all the way off
grizspice@reddit
People who try to be polite while driving.
I had one person recently come to a full stop on a cross street that didn’t have a stop to let me go. But all they had to do was keep going, as there was no one behind them and no one coming the other direction. It took me longer to sort out WTF they were doing than if they had just drove normally.
Be predictable, not polite!
SpiritCookieTM@reddit
Whisper acting. There are entire shows where the characters just whisper dialogue at each other.
Diligent-Resist8271@reddit
Stop with the damn pop ups when I go to your website!!! I LITERALLY just want to check out the product/read the article/quick reference your substitution for this recipe, I DO NOT want your coupon/sign up for your newsletter/give you my name and email. It makes me rage angry. It doesn't even give you time to look, it's like the shortest amount of time before a damn pop up. Also multiple pop-ups!!! What is wrong with you? A coupon, then a newsletter, THEN another email garbage?!?! And the cutesy garbage of like, "yes! Sign me up for your newsletter" vs. "ew I hate being informed!" Or "yes to coupling" vs "no. I don't want to save money!" Just know I hate you and your stupid marketing team.
DunstonCzechsOut@reddit
I know, are they having this same experience when they use their phone? Like that is definition of mascochistic.
Diligent-Resist8271@reddit
Yes! Thank you! Like do these idiots in marketing (and I can say that because I used to work in sales and marketing but not on a team that worked on websites), click around on their phones in their daily life and think, "ah yes, damn that popup was good, oh man look how many interruptions there are for me to get to the info I'm looking for! I love this!" Morons! I shake my fist at them! (ADHD side quest note: you know this really is like that old man shaking his fist at the sky because im shaking my angry fist at the "cloud")
bluescrew@reddit
Shrinkflation
bluescrew@reddit
Everyone i know has been told, repeatedly, that i do not have tiktok installed and i will not be clicking if they send me a tiktok link.
This has stopped literally no one from constantly sending me tiktok links. I just ignore them and if that's all they send me, i mute them.
grn_eyed_bandit@reddit
I have a Jeep with a custom paint job. When I go out, I try to park VERY FAR away, alone, so I don’t get door dings and scratches.
Almost EVERY SINGLE TIME when I come back out, someone is parked RIGHTNEXT to me. And it’s usually some idiot in a big ass truck.
WHYYYYYYYYYY
grn_eyed_bandit@reddit
Want to shop? Great, give us your email address and we’ll give you a discount. Yep! We have your email now, but if you REALLY want that discount then we need your phone number…
Grinds my gears.
Grouchy-Reflection97@reddit
If you disregard my very obvious 'no junk mail, no menus, no flyers, no cold callers' door sign and violate my letterbox with unsolicited crap, I will automatically boycott your business for the rest of my life.
reezle2020@reddit
Incorrect usage of the term POV
GhettoSauce@reddit
Anyone in public walking with their phone out, watching it
Meanwhile all other pedestrians, cyclists & drivers have to compensate for them
DunstonCzechsOut@reddit
The crosswalk. Real slow.
It's social awkward crutch
Steely-Dave@reddit (OP)
I seriously hate to make this political- but I really hate that everytime I see members of our current administration they always have a phone in their hand. Leaning over the back of a chair with their phone while somebody else is getting interviewed seems like their go to move.😆
histprofdave@reddit
I saw someone looking down at their phone while driving toward me on the opposite side of a residential street. I honked, and they got surprised and panicked hard enough that their car jerked slightly. God forbid there had been a cyclist or something next to them.
i_am_randy@reddit
“Ship” instead of relationship. Drives me up the damn wall.
DunstonCzechsOut@reddit
When people say "should of" instead of "should have" in place of "should've"
MelodiousPun@reddit
“Fit”
i_am_randy@reddit
I had to look that one up. Short for outfit?
DunstonCzechsOut@reddit
Unknown numbers calling you and not stating their business but demanding you identify yourself, and then their proceeding to be indignant and rude when explaining how basic phone etiquette works.
There's a variety of others that cobweb off this one.
Dramatic_Plankton_56@reddit
“Welcome in!” at Every. Retail. Establishment. So cringe to me
moderndayathena@reddit
I remember hearing that for the first time in 2012 and thought wtf why not just say welcome
latca@reddit
The fingernail tap gets me too. But my biggest peeve is when food content creators scrape the food to show how crispy their food is. Might as well scrape a chalk board.
imadork1970@reddit
If you want to talk to me, use the damn phone not texting.
Unpainted-Fruit-Log@reddit
1) I’ve always been an elitist asshole who considers pop music noise for the riffraff, but K-Pop pushes me into rants about the degeneracy of mainstream music.
2) When the 25-30 year old “kids” at the boxing gym play old boom-bap from the 90s, I say shit like “Now this was rap! Not like that new shit! What happened?!”
3) At some point when taking with friends over drinks, I inevitably bring up how easy it used to be to get laid in my city.
Sidetrackbob@reddit
Everybody backing into their parking spaces. It's infuriating!
the_gnurd@reddit
I agree with so many of these but fuck did this resonate with me. It takes them longer to back into them than it would to back out. And on top of it most of them can't even do it properly, take forever or just leave it parked shitty! Same with backing into your driveway.
Sidetrackbob@reddit
It's about the most inconsiderate thing a person can do behind the wheel besides drive drunk.
the_gnurd@reddit
Preach.
Sidetrackbob@reddit
And also people, just because a song was recorded or released 10; years ago or more doesn't make it either "old" or public domain , so please no more cheesy, half- hearted covers, because even if it may have been "iconic" by the time you get your horrid oils on it, the work of art is ruined.
the_gnurd@reddit
Lol you got this you got this ✊
MemoryHot@reddit
On flights… when people out of their seats and crowd the aisle the second the seat belt sign goes off… sit the fuck down, stay at your seat till it’s your turn to get off
Wanderaround1k@reddit
Fucking AI. Use your brain, fucking think. I had a boomer at work use AI to check if one of my customers really did hide the living shit out of all contact information. Like… you could just search it? Draw some conclusions? Don’t fucking read what AI said, I told you what is going on.
wartgood@reddit
The fingernails thing is an instant down vote and close of the vid. Can't. Stand. It.
After_Preference_885@reddit
Everyone needs to stop saying stupid shit like "the new AI rapper" or "the AI actress"
NO
They're realistically animated computer programs they aren't creative beings, they aren't AI actors, they aren't AI rappers, they aren't AI musicians or AI models
Stop it
Metal_Muse@reddit
Speakerphone in public.
Tripl3Dee@reddit
Tipflation and constantly being asked to tip, everywhere. No, I will not tip your cashier at the counter for turning around and taking two steps to hand me my food. Tips are for wait staff and bartenders.
And food trucks charging restaurant prices without the restaurant overhead, then asking for a tip on top of it.
drkittymow@reddit
2 kinds of spam: I get about 10 spam calls a day with the same recording of a woman telling me I’m allowed for something. I block it and this robot woman calls me again from a different number.
Email spam has always been a thing, but now there is a new annoying AI marketing crap. I own a business and I get several emails per day that start like they’re genuinely asking about my business and end with some way they can help me and want to talk about it. They are ambiguous and don’t give the name of their service. Who falls for this? Are there business owners who think “Yeah, random person I don’t know who works for a no name marketing company, let’s talk so you can double my revenue even though you don’t seem to understand what my business is or what we do!”
mrmonkeybottoms@reddit
I first read that as "tiny handheld mice" and was intrigued - what are these tiny mice and where can I get one?
Pretty disappointed to realize my mistake.
wb247@reddit
Two factor logins. Holy fucking shit.... every time?? Really???
Guelph35@reddit
Literally nothing in my kitchen needs to be “smart” or have an app.
drkittymow@reddit
Thank you! All these people need to read “The Veldt” by Bradbury.
E-2theRescue@reddit
Yup. My whole kitchen is "smart". Everyone in my house praises it because "I can go upstairs and it'll notify me on my phone!" Want to know what I do? I grab the digital timer, set it, and stick it on my desk. And I can set it minutes before the oven is done and prep other things, too. Crazy, I know.
Putrid-Art-1559@reddit
My god yes. I am looking for a new refrigerator currently. Almost all of them are smart. I don’t need to be able to see inside with the door closed, I don’t need a smart shopping list, I don’t need to watch tv on my fridge, I don’t need a camera inside to see it from my phone.
All I need is half the damn thing to keep my food cold and the other half to keep it frozen!!! WHY IS THIS SO HARD!! 😫
CrabbyCatLady41@reddit
I just insisted on buying a “dumb” refrigerator. We had a big fancy one and after replacing the board twice, I was so pissed when it broke a third time in less than 6 years. Now we have the same refrigerator I had in my first apartment. No buttons, no water dispenser, no digital display telling me how cold it is on a scale of 1 to 7. It WORKS!
moderndayathena@reddit
People saying they're bias instead of saying biased
TheTinman39@reddit
Get your damn off speaker phone/don’t watch videos with the volume on for everyone to hear
moderndayathena@reddit
So many people at every damn doctor's waiting room, both very young and older
Shirkaday@reddit
And you can't even combat it by doing the same thing next to them. They either don't care, or will get mad at YOU! (Learned from experience.)
Immediate-Agency6101@reddit
planned obsolescence - why have i purchased 6 nice bluetooth headphones they always stop working. my hardwire one is from 90s,
thecheesecakemans@reddit
8, 9!!!
Petraaki@reddit
Leave your shades open on planes! Why would you want to make a claustrophobic experience more claustrophobic?! And I don't care how old you are, there's a ton of interesting things to see from a plane
SourcePrevious3095@reddit
Missed 3 total solar eclipse in my lifetime because cloud cover. Literally old man yelling at clouds.
OlDirtyJesus@reddit
Must be from the north east
SourcePrevious3095@reddit
Midwest
InterBeard@reddit
Cell phone are ushering in a dystopian, china-style surveillance state. Fuck cell phones. Done with cell phones. I haven't owned a cell phone in two years and I can communicate just fine with a Google Voice number.
Dangerous-Macaron230@reddit
Kids on e-bikes. They are basically motorcycles at this point and they ride them right down the middle of the road, often trying to pop wheelies. Not sure how it’s legal to be under the legal driving age and basically drive a motorized vehicle on the road.
Room234@reddit
I fucking hate smart TVs. I miss when they just turned on instead of booting up. You just turned it on and saw whatever was plugged into HDMI 1 instantly.
Ayrria@reddit
My partners smart tv has a cursor and it drives me insane because it takes its sweet time to go away! Lemme just mash buttons!
Philhughes_85@reddit
SCART leads were even better
ButtSluts9@reddit
Why people care about the trends, slang, and culture permeating the 25 and under crowd.
No need to keep up, stay in tune, or be bothered by it.
Wait five years and it all changes.
anarchetype@reddit
People around my age defining themselves in relation to the playground fads of children will never not be weird to me.
Ltimbo@reddit
Younger people working customer service with absolutely no basic social skills. I don’t expect to be coddled but look me in the eye when I talk to you and acknowledge that you understand what I’m telling you.
gramma_moses88@reddit
Everybody dropping the e on breathe. ie, "I can't breath". And nobody else bothering to point it out. I'm starting to wonder if I'm the weird one.
anarchetype@reddit
The culture on Reddit has certainly shifted on this over the years as new generations come to the fold. You used to be able to correct someone's spelling or grammar and at worst you'd be jokingly called a grammar Nazi, but now you'll be shamed more for correcting someone than for being an incoherent buffoon.
arcxjo@reddit
Don't loose your cool.
PlantsNCaterpillars@reddit
Put down the phone and pay attention to the fucking road!
(Zero enforcement on this from cops in my area so every intersection takes twice as long to get through).
Church42@reddit
Cameras at concerts
Put down your camera and watch the show
Let's be honest, you're not likely going to ever find any meaningful value from rewatching it. Few, if anyone you show it to will care.
Be there in the moment
OlDirtyJesus@reddit
I agree except for 1 short video 2 mins or less and for rare circumstances. For instance last year I got a good video of Luke Bryan inviting John Daley up on stage to have a chipping contest. Both seemed pretty sloshed and it was great
jacqueline_daytona@reddit
100% with you on this. Take a few quick pics if you must, but then just enjoy the show you paid to see!
Automatic_Beat5808@reddit
The. Fucking. Fingernail. Tap.
MisRandomness@reddit
Young people who aren’t having sex or drinking. While of course it’s healthier, I feel like it comes from a place of being totally socially disconnected and fear of the world around them and therefore socially unhealthy.
crazycatlady331@reddit
I swear half of Reddit would vote to bring back prohibition.
anarchetype@reddit
You're probably right. I've noticed that if I so much as mention alcohol on any sub that skews a bit younger I will get downvoted. Mentioning parties is risky too. And don't you dare acknowledge any sexual experience because the virgins get mad.
I'm sorry I haven't spent my entire life shut up in my parents' house playing video games and chatting on Discord, I guess?
Tall_Spirit_06@reddit
Less drunk driving and bad decisions is good.
crazycatlady331@reddit
They're just replacing it with weed. Instead of drunk driving it's stoned driving (or driving while on TikTok).
Tall_Spirit_06@reddit
Drinking as a teen fucks up your brain but ok lol.
arcxjo@reddit
Eh, not having sex is one I can actually relate to
NightWriter500@reddit
MORE DRUNK KIDS FUCKING! YOUSE AINT GETTING ANY PRETTIER!!
SpotISAGoodCat@reddit
Men who have no earthly clue how to use the zipper on their pants when using a urinal. You don't need to unbuckle your belt and pants to pee. Stop straddling the urinal and creeping into my urinal zone to keep your pants up while pissing. The zipper is there as an entry/exit point for your dick so you can stand upright and keep your pants buckled and in place.
Awkwardpanda75@reddit
Talking through teeth, “Ewh that damn fingernail tap”
guidevocal82@reddit
When people say "celebrity" and I think it's some new musician or sports star, but instead it's some kid filming in his parent's basement and posting on TikTok. And then people say this person is so famous, I hadn't even heard of them.
Geology_Skier_Mama@reddit
Oh my gosh, the tiny mics. Why can't they clip it to their clothes? Why do they all have to hold it in front of themselves like it's a delicate little flower?
ThisAntelope3987@reddit
But it’s also so…fluffy! Like they are holding a little baby furby sperm to their mouth! Gross!
10000Didgeridoos@reddit
Looks like someone pinching a booger they just picked out
webslingrrr@reddit
I am still mad about trunks and hatches that require me to push buttons and wait on them.
coffee_and-cats@reddit
Only having Contact Forms on their website, rather than a direct email and phone line
anarchetype@reddit
Give it a few years and I think we're going to miss those contact forms. Companies keep moving towards automation of common customer service requests and offering no means for contacting them if your issue isn't covered.
RoyDonkeyKong@reddit
people who look at their phone while driving. Even if they are at a stoplight.
username__0000@reddit
It’s scary how addicted some people are and they get so mad when you point out they shouldn’t need to check their phone for the couple seconds it takes for a light to change.
I’m noticing the average amount of cars making green lights getting smaller and smaller because no one is paying attention and it takes them the same amount of time it would take a couple cars to get through before they even notice the light changed and move.
I live in a small town so it’s not too crazy. But I’d have major road rage if I lived in a bigger city. l
_1JackMove@reddit
I don’t play that game. The leader of the row is sleeping on their phone when the light turns green? I’m laying on the horn obnoxiously and immediately. I do it all the time lol. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Selfishness with other peoples time is a huge pet peeve of mine.
username__0000@reddit
I do if I’m in the front. But when your 6+ cars back - they are not going to notice it.
And I live in a town where people seriously think it’s rude to honk, even in situations like this. Which I think is crazy and it’s ruder to hold up the line.
But I’m outnumbered and the people at the front won’t honk. They will wait the entire cycle in silence if it came to that. It’s maddening.
Apt_5@reddit
People will put up with some crazy shit. I switched out of an unmoving left lane only to find that at the intersection 6 cars up, the idiot in front was waiting for heavy traffic to clear so they could do a U-turn. Holding up an ENTIRE lane of traffic to pull their selfish move. I went by too quickly to honk but I couldn't believe the people behind them weren't doing so already.
S_A_R_K@reddit
While the number of cars running late yellows and reds increases. If you're paying enough attention to actually go when the light turns green, you better make sure no one is going to t bone you
Adbam@reddit
looks at this comment at a stop light
Majestic_Prize4741@reddit
upvotes the comment at stop light
MelodiousPun@reddit
Even more fundamental: did turn signals get designated as “optional” and I missed the announcement?
Morriganx3@reddit
This has been a problem as long as I’ve been alive
LordChauncyDeschamps@reddit
You gotta download the app to use them /s
I always joke that BMWs charge extra for blinkers since you rarely see a BMW using them.
AiringOGrievances@reddit
I’ve brought back honking at greens. You have a solid two count to go before I honk at you. Especially if I see you looking at your phone.
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
Holding it up to their dumbass face on SPEAKERPHONE.
Texas_Bookworm@reddit
Yesssss! Like, I know your f@$&ing 2025 Lexus Whatsimagoosit has freaking hands-free. Effing use it so you can drive and/or get out of my way.
Due-Vegetable-1862@reddit
I passionately hate this too, but also cannot stand people staring at the phone while they walk somewhere. Are you trying to get hit by a car? Whatever happened to just appreciating your surroundings? Enjoy the fucking nature!
NSA_Chatbot@reddit
That's actually as dangerous as drunk driving, it's not an old man yelling at clouds.
Lava-Chicken@reddit
Back in my day, when playing world of warcraft it was bad etiquette to loot mobs mid fight. In today's gaming scene, kids just don't give a crap. It's very distracting and as you're healer, i will STOP healing the group if I see an item pop up on my screen. I will take the time to compare the item to what I have and make a slow decision on whether or I should roll need or greed. After I've made my decision sands clicked the button i will now look at the situation at hand. Hope no one died.
GrizzlyAdam12@reddit
Most music and movies are formulaic and suck now.
I’m not someone who’s stuck in the 1990s. But, very few good albums have been released in the past decade. And movies….fuck the Marvel stuff. Very few independent movies now.
purpley77@reddit
parents who just allow their kids to scream at the top of their lungs in public spaces. nothing against the kid, it's the parents i judge.
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
🎯
ljofa@reddit
Children in pubs and bars. Adults only - get lost. No lady; i will not watch my language.
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
The real issue is, kids are more out of control nowadays. Their bad behavior doesn't get stopped or even altered by their "I wanna be your friend" parents.
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
Icy-Finance5042@reddit
I'm from Wisconsin. That's normal here. You don't have to watch your language at the bar either.
barters81@reddit
Yeah this isn’t a recent thing. Pretty sure many of us 80s kids grew up in bars.
ljofa@reddit
I’m from the uk and they used to be a pretty hard line between those establishments which allowed kids and those which didn’t. But the law changed and essentially if a pub serves food, it must allow children as a condition of its liquor license. And that’s the other reason why in the UK, some kitchens close around eight or 9 pm, so as to make sure that kids are booted out by that point. But of course these days, catering is where the money is
BigDaddyUKW@reddit
Chill, I grew up in a bar lol.
Side note, many breweries around my neck of the woods have changing tables in the restrooms (of all genders).
the-last-aiel@reddit
Take your pick man everything's the worst
Entire-Order3464@reddit
Stop asking me to take a survey after every purchase.
MiniRems@reddit
Years ago, I worked at a big box store and those surveys sucked, because the customers could give up to 5 stars, but anything under 5 stars was considered "bad" by corporate and meant we needed improvement. Knowing this, when my favorite store was doing a major renovation last spring and I know that it was a huge pain in the ass for the customers, which meant it was a bigger headache for the employees, so every time I shopped there, I made sure to do the surveys with 5 stars across the board and a note that all their employees were amazing during the chaos.
IDreamofLoki@reddit
Yes! As a customer and an employee. I hate begging for surveys. I hate how one bad survey out of ten can absolutely tank our metrics.
Filled out a survey for a Nissan dealership a few years after a routine oil change and told them I wish they trusted their employees to be competent instead of harassing customers every few days via email, text, AND phone call, hassling me to do a damn survey.
__ohno_notagain__@reddit
Pop-ups were never a good thing, why are they used to “protect” us now??
jonyoungmusic@reddit
Gen Z and millennials buying up all the little crt vhs/dvd combo units and making little cozy setups in their kitchen and posting them on tik tok purely for the aesthetic.
anarchetype@reddit
Resellers, retro gamers, and the A E S T H E T I C people have jacked up prices for CRTs and VHS so bad and I hate it. The worst part is that many thrift stores now match their prices to Ebay listings, which are people trying to resell stuff they found in the same thrift stores.
MothyBelmont@reddit
Oh my gods this is mine too. The shirt clip mics that people hold up to their faces. I can’t.
chezmanny@reddit
Clickbait. Shit drives me crazy.
slusmiles@reddit
Mine is not watching a video it there is an ad before it
anchises868@reddit
I do not want to download an app that is nothing more than a shell for the website I’m already on. Or worse, an app that lacks some of the functionality the full website has and that I need to go back to it I want to do specific things.
jjmenace@reddit
People suddenly stopping in the middle of the main road (40+mph speed limits) to let vehicles at stop signs in.
luxacious@reddit
If I hear “6-7” one more time it’s on sight
Cytog64@reddit
Kids on E-Bikes going 50mph/80kmh on the side"WALK"
FinancialCry4651@reddit
Everyone on IG and tiktok has vocal fry and/or uptalk. 🔪👂🩸
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
Sports things: Too many 3's in the NBA!...NFL got too soft!...Baseball needs more Complete Games by pitchers and more Bunts! 🧓🏾
Kazoo113@reddit
Looking for a recipe idea and getting the same one regurgitated on every cooking website. I miss when it was only AllRecipes and it was just people’s family recipes.
gvsteve@reddit
If I click on a link, and it wants me to do a CAPTCHA to identify all the pictures of whatever thing, I give up and go do something else
WelcomingRapier@reddit
There is casual wear and then there's 'casual wear'.
Hideo_Anaconda@reddit
No, I don't want AI in everything. Maybe not in anything.
hoopstick@reddit
Kids today are completely fucking up our fashion. I see so many kids wearing baggy pants that barely go to their shoes, they just sort of hang there. You need layers; your pants should be piled on top of your shoes and soaked up to your knees by the end of the day! They’d have been bullied into homeschooling if they wore that shit in the 90’s.
Fappy_as_a_Clam@reddit
Man, someone with super wide leg jeans that did not touch the ground and had a completely intact hem would get clowned so hard.
Highwater water motherfuckers lol
anarchetype@reddit
The guy in my town who wore highwaters got clowned so hard that our most popular punk band wrote a song making fun of him and it was one of their most requested songs for a while.
He brought it on himself.
jackfaire@reddit
Rolling my eyes when my peers say the same complaints word for word that our parents made of us.
E-2theRescue@reddit
Watching your kids when they're on the internet. Stop letting them take their phones/computers/consoles into their rooms and locking the doors where you can't monitor them, what they are doing, and the content that they are consuming. Stop letting the internet raise your children because it's absolutely not the same internet we grew up on. There are a lot of predators on there who want to push their very harmful agendas onto your children, turning your boys into aggressive males who don't respect authority and your girls into ultra-feminine, submissive housewives who allow anyone to tromp on them. And that's assuming they don't become school shooters first.
Cantremembershite@reddit
Cars being mostly computerized. Can't just buy a new part or fabricate a piece of metal to fix. It's all digital bullshit that needs special equipment.
sweetassassin@reddit
A doctor’s office gave me their fax number to send over my medical records, and if I had X-rays or CT scans, great.
I don’t know old this woman I was talking on the phone with, but I had to call her out about sending digital records over to her by fax.
“ so you want me to print out my electronic medical records and then send them by fax machine?”
“Oh right!” She says. “Can you email them?”
In the end, I teased her about it. And we had a good laugh together.
DescriptionSame4512@reddit
I restaurant, I don’t want to use your table top kiosk that anyone sitting here could put a skimmer on…. Surprise! Quess whose card numbed got stolen after using the kiosk at Chili’s
Mediocre_Lake_2310@reddit
Standard time! It should not be dark af at 5 in the afternoon!
adrianhalo@reddit
No, I don’t want to get the app, watch the fucking video to get an answer to a simple search query, scan the stupid QR code, subscribe to your email list (actually, sometimes I do, depending on who/what it is), accept all cookies, subscribe to any monthly thing that I used to be able to buy outright, follow your stupid TikTok/Insta/Whatever, tip 20% during every single sales transaction, get blinded by your shitty headlights, hear your shitty music or conversation in public, ask CharGPT to write something for me, or text you five paragraphs when I could just call you. I don’t want to have to go online just to date/hook up. I don’t want to live 75% of my waking life glued to my phone.
I work in IT and I hate most technology. I hate what it’s done to society. I hate the chokehold that these sociopathic tech bros have on every aspect of our lives. It feels like we’re all being forced into this way of life that’s just not good for anybody.
oriaven@reddit
I'm actively unloading plastic water bottles from the drink chiller at work. We have a cold filtered water dispenser right next to it. Why are we buying and drinking bottled water in an office? If you want cold water, you will use the water cooler.
brandiLeeCO@reddit
It’s so funny you bring that up. I’ve seen people using that little hand held mic and also thought it looks ridiculous
woohhaa@reddit
When I say “Thank you” and I get “of course” as a response it drives me nuts.
bobnifty76@reddit
Pretty much everything
Automation, off shore call centers, insurance, AI, billionaires, politicians, boomers, Kia, Ticketmaster
jayne-eerie@reddit
I thought of another one: Celebrities should not read their own podcast ads. We all know David Duchovny does not drive a Toyota and Amy Poehler doesn’t use a meal delivery service. Just stop.
Soma2710@reddit
Applying for a job is a goddamn nightmare.
It requires a user name/password to some fckin website I’m only going to use for this one fckin thing, and every employer uses a different one, so I gotta set up an account for every job I’m applying for and then putting all of my info on bc it’s for a job.
Then after you enter all your past employment/schooling info on the website and they have the fcking GALL to ask if you want to upload a resume with the same goddamn info I just spent 45 min entering, when I could have just done that from the beginning.
jayne-eerie@reddit
My daughter just started college and I swear to god, half the kids in her dorm introduce themselves as “Mushroom” or “Donut” or some damn random noun. I’m all for self-expression but I’m too old to take a 20-year-old who calls themselves Acorn seriously. You don’t have to use your birth name, but could you at least pick a name?
Flashy-Share8186@reddit
I fucking hate it!
Vilavek@reddit
Advertisements of any kind.
Honestly have no clue how I tolerated any of this as a kid or back when I watched television.
Nice-Neighborhood975@reddit
O dont want to scan a qr code to see the menu, I don't want to use a kiosk to check-in at the doctor's office and I dont want to use AI for a goddamned thing! Adding technology to every aspect of life does not make life easier.
Ecample: went to get some lab work done. No kne was at the reception area, just a kiosk to check-in. It gets to the part where you have to pick what labs are being done. Everything is in medical jargo, I have no idea wtf anything is. I'm getting frustrated. Person has to cone out to help me. Would have been easier and faster for everyone if I could have just walked kn and handed the paper my doc gave me to a receptionist.
Just to clarify I work in tech and am no stranger to it. I just find thay 90% of the time it is poorly implemented and has a piss poor back-end.
PickleFlavordPopcorn@reddit
The fingernail tap fills me with rage. Why does everyone on YouTube need to speak with this incredibly stilted sped up cadence? Also if you are still pointing at words on a screen and smirking, you need to be slapped
onepostandbye@reddit
The death of the word “literally”
Equal_Question_4594@reddit
Having to have a goddamn app and create an account for everything, even to make a doctors appointment.
Also, every time I go to a website, being startled and interrupted by pop-ups … having the cookies thing pop up, having to x out, then a minute later having some promotional thing pop up, having to x out…
And having companies use ai to screen stuff and it keeps effing me over. Having my job applications filtered out by ai. Having my pet insurance claims denied for entirely nonsensical reasons by ai… then creating more work for me to go through the lengthy appeals process…
riskykitten1207@reddit
I had to have one of my showers redone recently because my son decided to use the soap dish as a foot rest and put too much weight on it. Apparently my shower faucet was outdated so they installed this circle faucet thing that I really hate but it is what is required now. I really want my old faucet style back because I had more control. Now I am just stuck with full blast hot or full blast cold.
I am definitely old man yelling about the new fangled faucet thing that I do not want and I just want the old stuff back.
RedSolez@reddit
Being directed to a video for instructions. I want written instructions. A supplemental video can be helpful but not in place of written instructions.
RedSolez@reddit
Short form media. I don't have Tik Tok, I don't watch reels. By the time my brain focuses on what's playing, it moves onto something else.
Am I the only Xennial who doesn't have ADHD? I feel like anyone with a neurotypical attention span should be finding these short videos as annoying as I do.
revdon@reddit
They don’t understand lavaliere mics.
Rubik842@reddit
Audio guy here, those a lavalier mics, they are supposed to be clipped to your clothing in the upper middle cheat area. Good ones have a different frequency response curve, so your voice sounds natural in the recording. The mic sensitivity is low at the low frequency end and has a little boost at the high end.
Holding a little Lav mic in your hand isn't cute, it tells me you're an idiot. The only exception is if you're interviewing someone and don't have two mics in a noisy area.
Slightly_ToastedBoy@reddit
People staring at their phones in public, walking and staring into their phones and looking up from their phones at me like they are waiting for a little X to appear on the upper left side of my face or to simply refresh into a newer model.
Chemical_Cat_9813@reddit
I dont want to hear your stupid car backfire /modified exhaust at 3am you fucking assholes.
JeebusCrispy@reddit
I want a menu. I don't want to scan the thing and look at my phone.
PsionicKitten@reddit
I loathe how people have decided to dub music onto every single little video snippet ever on the internet. Sure, give me the snippet, but unless the music is 100% applicable to the video (like a video that someone put the Mario going into a pipe sound on a video of someone falling in a man hole) you're just making needless ear rape noise. Instant downvote from me if you have that.
I don't need percussion instruments (piano or xylophone are popular) on any cat video to make it "cuter." I don't need pop music on a video of some human interaction. I don't need "emotional" music applied to "faith in humanity restored" (which is a peeve in itself) video. Just give me the raw video or silence. You do not need to add music to everything.
And before someone tells me "you can just have it on mute" sometimes the sound is pertinent, and you do need to hear it. So how the hell am I supposed to simultaneously have it muted on bullshit videos, but magically sound on when it's relevant?
YELLS AT CLOUDS Back in my day, our memes were told by word of mouth, text, or still image and didn't require a video with sound.
tomqvaxy@reddit
These kids don't know how bad it was before the ACA and talk too much about their health issues online for what they term awareness but I call LOOSE LIPS GONNA SINK YOUR SHIPS THE ENEMY IS IN YOUR DEVICE
MrInternationalBunal@reddit
Electric bikes on the bike path
GinchAnon@reddit
little bit of younger people not knowing how to use computers or type on a keyboard properly.
Whatchab@reddit
I work with quite a few 20-something's and they are TERRIBLE at computers and cannot type for shit. They know how to use apps and that's it. It's really scary actually.
draculawater@reddit
I’ve worked with my 18-year-old on this, calling/answering the phone, and how to format an email. Hoping I’m right in these little things helping him stand out a bit among peers.
Whatchab@reddit
Smart and it will! What I really notice is their inability to troubleshoot computer problems.
We're forced to use Windows at work, and the kids only understand (sort of) the software interface, not the OS backend or how to solve basic problems (even small things like their mic got muted in settings vs the toolbar icon).
They don’t even know how the OS works enough to ask the right questions to CGPT even.
RipErRiley@reddit
Yes!! I’ll be fair on my targets and criticize the older folks too. “I not a computer person” for any tech topic. The internet and computers have been around for decades now. Its just a way of saying “lazy”.
draculawater@reddit
I hear that one from older students sometimes and I remind them that the degree they’re seeking and class they’re taking deals heavily with using computers. It’s ok to not have had previous experience, but no excuses now if this is what they want to do. Time to learn!
draculawater@reddit
I teach college courses, creative tech-based ones, and this is a constant struggle for me. Not only am I teaching them principles and specific software, but I also have to walk them through basic computer functions. It's not really their fault, they grew up in a touch screen world and schools have stopped teaching typing or using desktop computers, but it really throws a wrench in the gears.
I also get returning students who are my age or older and they often struggle too. I asked a woman to look for something on the desktop and she looked at the actual desk in front of her. That one still makes me chuckle, and she had a good sense of humor about it.
HungryFinding7089@reddit
It feels like full circle.from.when people were buying home computers and looking for the "any" key (press any key to restart) etc
draculawater@reddit
It’s this, unironically.
Trillion_G@reddit
Get off your goddamn phone and DRIVE goddamn it!! B
elpintor91@reddit
I feel like online ordering has ruined restaurants and fast food. Phone orders required people to interact so either way you’re talking to people and pay later. It feels With online orders they prioritize these orders because they’re instantly paid. So while I’m trying to order in person the staff is constantly preoccupied with online/app orders
themadbeefeater@reddit
The use of the word 'vibe'. I know slang changes throughout generations but for some reason this one annoys me to no end. And it's primarily when someone calls something a vibe.
"Taco Bell hot sauce is such a vibe."
WTF does this mean?!
________76________@reddit
Some youngin' described my decorating as "vibes" and I was extremely confused. I thought I misheard some other word before vibes; like calm vibes, or something like that. Nope. Just "vibes".
Philhughes_85@reddit
Aura is the new one!
Santos_L_Halper_II@reddit
I honestly don't know why people saying this enrages me so much, but Jesus goddamn christ I hate it.
CityofPhear@reddit
Right there with you. I don't know why but whenever I hear someone say "______ is a vibe" it's like nails on a chalk board for me.
sounds_like_kong@reddit
My daughter thinks she likes country music because she is hooked on Morgan Wallen. I don’t know why but it pisses me off to no end. At least like country that’s not performed by a dickhead.
checksy@reddit
No one in my city knows how to merge. They all get in the lane that will stay open 2 miles back and make traffic even worse. Zipper merge!!!
TheTrueTDog9@reddit
And the awkward hand, gestures, and movements while they are talking.
asdfjkl826@reddit
No I don’t want to save 10% today. I was just looking at your website. No you can’t have my email address.
Typical_Dweller@reddit
"Empathy" killed "sympathy" and left it half-buried in a muddy ditch. Now we use it the exact same way, outright replaced one with another, and no one is asking how or why.
mydeadface@reddit
A new co-worker is leaving his phone out everywhere. Right where it could get crushed by a piece of metal.
gobears_2000@reddit
Animal rescue videos with completely different animal videos spliced together.
Debbie-Hairy@reddit
Gen Z stare. Fucking talk.
unknown1310P1@reddit
I don't want to sign up for anything, just let me order a pizza!
When I don't answer my cell, don't call me back over and over after texting, I will get back to you when I can, a cell phone doesn't mean unfettered access to me.
Fappy_as_a_Clam@reddit
Bluetooth headphones.
I fucking hate them.
Expert_Cautious@reddit
Yessss!! I hate those little mics!!! Do they know that their phone has a (gasp) mic in it?????
katmoney80@reddit
100% with you OP ESPECIALLY on that influencer annoying finger tap thing
PoisonMind@reddit
Finger tapping is a common ASMR trigger. Maybe it's spread out to other genres.
Glittering_Sky8421@reddit
Boomer here with Millennial and gen BB (she’s 4) granddaughter. What is this tap you speak of? Explain it to me like I’m 70, please ❤️
hellotardis79@reddit
If the person in the video is holding/showing you something (for example an ingredient for a recipe or a product for cleaning) they tap their fingernails on the side, before moving on to the next step.
CrabbyCatLady41@reddit
Oh, I HATE THAT!! Like yes, you unfortunate twit, we see your lip gloss. That’s the same thing I do to get my dog’s attention so I can take his picture.
arcxjo@reddit
More of a wag while a text overlay says "You've been eating potato chips all wrong"
TheGogglesDo-Nothing@reddit
At first I thought you said, “definitely you OP”. I didn’t know you hated the guy that much.
MakingItUpAsWeGoOk@reddit
Everything needs a subscription. Once upon a time I only had to buy Microsoft Word/Excel/Etc once not every year
dusteeoldbones@reddit
Stop overusing “super” as an adjective.
bargle0@reddit
I am so tired of shaking my fist at the clouds.
theotheraccount0987@reddit
when someone makes a video "about" a song's lyrics but they don't expound. they just repeat the lyrics with emphatic hand gestures... or they just lip sync with that one specific hand gesture they all do. "no but you didn't hear her! she said...."
Misadventuresofman@reddit
If we have the technological capability of super computers, augmented reality, ai that can formulate a response to highly technical subjects in under 30 seconds, etc ad infinitum- we should be capable of creating a cape that will not clog under any conditions real or imagined. If we are so advanced with DBS, why are we not installing stupid lights in people’s foreheads or tattooing “crazy or not crazy” on their faces to keep others well informed of the risks of conversation? Why haven’t we come out with a non-shit spackled bidet product? Why are we not 100% nuclear electric? Why do people on the road NOT understand that the road they’re on is my way- so get the fuck out of it!
yarnhooksbooks@reddit
I continue to get emails even after unsubscribing. My kids no longer fit in clothes from The Children’s place and haven’t for a few years. I’ve unsubscribed multiple times, but every few months they start flooding my inbox again. And they are just the most recent example. It’s happening a ton. Unsubscribe should be permanent unless I specifically ask to re-subscribe and I definitely haven’t.
squirrelnamedsteve@reddit
“Stay on the line for a brief survey” Or a text message: “Please rate your experience today…” 5 more text messages: “my bonus is tied to our surveys and I really need you to give me a 5 star review”
I hate all that kind of stuff.
whatiswrongwithme675@reddit
My three year old phone still works, I don't want to spend $700 on a new one just to have to do it again in three years.
After_Preference_885@reddit
No I will not scan your random ass QR code
PurpleDraziNotGreen@reddit
Are A.I. helpdesk/chatbots an old man only thing? I despise them.
Diseman81@reddit
AI
wtfover@reddit
I've decided I hate "LET'S GO!!!!!!" yelled repeatedly. The first two episodes of Amazing Race Canada had FIFTY of them in each episode so I stopped watching. Same goes for the US version although there weren't as many but my tolerance was a lot lower.
ihatecatboys@reddit
I refuse to shop in retail settings unless I absolutely cannot order it online.
No, I don't want you to ask me to sign up for your credit card offer when I walk in the door. No, you don't need my phone number to check me out. No, you don't need my email to check me out. No, I don't want to sign up for your loyalty or rewards campaign. No, I do not have "bonus bucks" to spend with you. No, I do not want to sign up for your credit card and save 10% for the second time in the past 30 minutes.
WheelLeast1873@reddit
Not every fucking thing needs to be a goddamn subscription service!
Rare_Paint5548@reddit
Turn signals. Use ‘em.
jeng52@reddit
Looking at anything on a shopping website: popup to share my email address for 10% off. Popup to accept cookies. Popup to sign up for text messages. Popup to tell me 17 other people have this item in their shopping cart. And this is all before I even get a chance to actually *look* at the thing! Can I please have 10 seconds to look at it first?!
rinky79@reddit
The fingernail tapping and whispering (really any ASMR) makes my skin crawl.
My personal one is that I haaaaate learning how to do things from videos. I would so much rather find text instructions with photos. It takes less time for me to read a couple of pages than it takes the video creator to even introduce what the video will be about, and I don't have to pause-replay-pause-replay-pause the text and photos to be able to absorb the seven seconds of the 13-minute video that I actually need to see.
ArtsyRabb1t@reddit
People taking their dogs everywhere. Fido can be alone for an hour you don’t have to take them to the restaurant, church, grocery store, doctor’s office. They are a menace to society and I don’t care if you say they don’t bite I don’t want them to lick me.
crazycatlady331@reddit
Oh but Fido has sEpArTiOn AnXiEtY!
Yes Karen, the reason Bella (which seems to be the name of every fake service dog I encounter) has separation anxiety is because you never leave the thing at home. Go grocery shopping for an hour. It won't kill Bella.
NoneOfThisMatters_XO@reddit
Google it. I am so sick of people asking super basic questions that could be easily googled. “What time is trick or treating?” 🙄
vegaseddie55@reddit
They are records or vinyl records or LPs, NOT VINYLS!
Cai_x2_ne@reddit
Kid "influencers" and family vloggers. The former is just pathetic, let them be kids! The latter is as boring as watching paint dry; I will never see the appeal.
crazycatlady331@reddit
The family vloggers exploit their children without their consent. Their 3 yo cannot consent to being all over the internet.
Feralest_Baby@reddit
The state of customer service. Starting when I was 16, I knew to greet a customer when they entered a store or came up to my register. This "Gen Z Stare" nonsense where they just gape at you drives me crazy.
And this isn't about expecting to have my ass kissed as a customer, quite the contrary. Having worked in customer service into my 30s, I'm waiting for employees to acknowledge me so I know they're ready for me and not in the middle of something I can't discern.
AiringOGrievances@reddit
We just deposited a large check at our bank and I had a bad feeling because every teller was early 20’s. We discovered two days later that she put the check in someone else’s account because her insanely long nails got in the way.
She helped us when we came back in and she couldn’t care less that she fucked up a life changing transaction for us. Even when her manager emphasized how this could affect a customer she rolled her eyes.
Bring back well paid 30+ year old bank tellers.
crazycatlady331@reddit
I worked in banking until the 2008 crash.
Anyone at my branch would have been fired so fast for this. If this is a larger bank, take your compliant up the chain. This is much more serious than Karen territory.
Morriganx3@reddit
I freaking hate being greeted when I walk in to a store. If I have a question, I’ll ask. Otherwise leave me tf alone
Xitnal@reddit
I will not my give email or number to a store I buy something from. Also on that note fast food places asking for a name rather then using a number system. Just say order 7.
crazycatlady331@reddit
I give Jenny's number to stores. Unless my parents already have an account.
MaybeJBee@reddit
When people don’t signal when driving.
Hey_I_Aint_Eddy@reddit
OP, I’m so with you. They’re not supposed to be handheld mics. They’re clip-on lavalier mics.
I can only assume some idiot saw somebody holding one in a pinch and thought “oh, that’s how it’s done” and a million influencers copied them.
Weak_Ad6116@reddit
I hate that stupid nail tap and ASMR whatever in general.
BirdGoggling@reddit
The AI function of every app I need to use for work slowing everything down and offering (very incorrect) analysis of documents.
Shanntuckymuffin@reddit
I’m not going to help AI put me out of a job
PraetorianXVIII@reddit
I wish these greedy fucks would offer discounts and sales without requiring I download an app, join a rewards program, sign up for notifications or texts, or anything else that opens me up to more spam FUCK YOU (those that do this)
FluffySpell@reddit
I've put my email on so many websites for a "20% discount on my first purchase" only to get the "AMOST THERE! JUST GIVE US YOUR MOBILE NUMBER AN-"
that's when I nope out of whatever website that was. Which has honestly stopped me from buying a lot of shit I probably didn't need so, good job I guess.
Shirkaday@reddit
Every now and then I will play the game if it's a big enough savings, but most of the time I'll just close that pop-up and pay the penalty.
arcxjo@reddit
I just wish places would offer a loyalty discount to their old customers instead of only giving shit to new ones. There's an old maxim that is 10x more expensive to get a new customer than to keep an old one; for literally half the promo budget they should be able to increase sales fivefold.
On a related note, NordVPN just gave me 3 free months for being a repeat customer last week, so if you want to patronize somewhere that does value their customers, that's one.
abernathym@reddit
When I search for a video, news story, song etc, the first result should always be that thing I searched for. Instead, it is 15 videos of someone reacting or replying to the thing I searched for.
_its_a_SWEATER_@reddit
I will not 🫲Six Seeeeven 🫱for the fuck of it. It’s already burnt.
JoeyRedmayne@reddit
No, I don’t want to check out the new AI mode/assistant.
TimeBlindToneDeaf@reddit
Absolutely nothing about my car should be a subscription service. Not seat heaters, not GPS, not cruise control. Nothing. I will shake an indignant first to illustrate that point until the heat death of the universe.
noonesaidityet@reddit
I could not possibly care less if digital, is the better quality sounding format by all measurements. I want to put on a record, sit in my chair, and get lost for approximately 20 minutes before for I have to flip the record over.
dreamyduskywing@reddit
Subscriptions!
dipatello@reddit
Nobody knows how to use a roundabout correctly where I live. Drives me insane!
Shirkaday@reddit
Mine is the same! THANK YOU. My god.
Most of the time they don't even need it - they're close enough to the phone anyway! It's only for when you are NOT near the phone!
I have one of these mics myself that I got when we were going to try to document a kitchen renovation (surprise - you can't do that in any kind of meaningful way if you also are also actually doing work and want to get things done), and they're cool, but they are meant to CLIP ONTO YOU, NOT BE HELD IN YOUR HAND!
mybadalternate@reddit
Website pop-ups.
This was something everybody agreed was dogshit design during the first websites!
Monkey-D-Panda@reddit
I don't fucking want to hear your fucking car's fucking stupid bass blasting fucking shitty boom boom music from across the fucking neighborhood.
lupinemadness@reddit
Why do people not wear headphones anymore? No one wants to hear your shitty phone speaker squawking in their ear.
hyruletgchampion@reddit
People just not actively listening when calling into my work for help.
Impressive-Cod-7103@reddit
Mine is people staring at their phones in public. Not just by itself, but like if you can’t tear your eyes away from your phone long enough to make your way down a flight of stairs at a normal speed for your ability, I hate you.
Hotdog-Wand@reddit
People wearing: Headphones/earbuds, sunglasses, hood, and a mask, while staring down at their phones.
Zero awareness or participation in the world around them .
WhatTheCluck802@reddit
Every single device having an app interface. My dishwasher having an app is simply ridiculous. The app can’t load the dishes from the sink into the appliance, it’s not difficult for me to press the buttons on the fucking machine itself. Criminy!
Bonus rant: for the love of god I do not need or want a big screen TV on a car console. All of them come with this nowadays. Super distracting and unnecessary. I want analog buttons that have a tactile feel.
Final addition - what is wrong with actual keys for cars? Why do they all come with fobs now instead??
mammajess@reddit
Mine is almost every video intro containing the words "let me explain" for the last 12 months.... Grrrr
viridian_moonflower@reddit
I do not want the AI powered oven or wifi enabled washing machine. I don’t need or want to remotely communicate with my appliances while I am at work
firehawk2324@reddit
Christmas. I'm tired of it overtaking holidays. By October 1st, Halloween decorations were gone from stores and replaced with Christmas. I'm over it.
Purring4Krodos@reddit
Feigned ignorance is sincerely pissing me off. You cannot convince me people are this stupid and unaware. I think the more likely culprit is people testing social norms and boundaries, wanting to be edgy and/or very 'you can't tell ME what to do!', and they just end up looking stupid or like entitled assholes. When it is called to attention, they pretend they have no clue and everyone else is so mean. It is exhausting.
Also, please require persons age 65 and older to retake the driver's test every 5 years. I understand the issues with this in rural areas and cities where transit is an issue, but if I cannot see your head over the steering wheel and you're driving 25mph in a 45mph, you are a danger to yourself and others.
Thamnophis660@reddit
Can't upvote this enough
scoff-law@reddit
How Reese's has conquered the candy aisle while also phasing out anything below family sized.
Top-Wolverine-8684@reddit
Drumming fingers on everything or "fairy fingers" (wiggling fingers below their chin or around their face) makes me MURDEROUS. People I used to follow for recipes on Instagram are now tapping their nails on every ingredient as they hold it up to the camera... Unfollow.
salsanacho@reddit
Kids on ebikes blasting around everywhere... even though I know that I would have loved to have had these when I was a kid.
Sweet-Sale-7303@reddit
They are dangerous as well and most states considered motorcycles. It is just the cops don't have the manpower for tickets. Imagine broadsiding a car at 50mph on one without a helmet because you ran a stop sign.
pinkpineapple_4786@reddit
A couple of days ago on a bike path near my work there was an accident between someone on a regular bicycle and someone an e-bike. The cyclist was thrown from her bike, got a severe head injury, and was having seizures by the time the ambulance arrived. Terrifying. (Neither one was wearing a helmet)
Emergency-Purple-205@reddit
I hate those stupid ebikes
Entropy907@reddit
Smart houses. How effing hard is it to flip a light switch or operate a toaster.
cellrdoor2@reddit
We just recently got on the smart lights band wagon. It’s because I got sick of our front room always feeling dark and added a bunch of ambient lighting that would be a pain to turn on and off separately. It’s been kind of nice being able to turn the lights on and off all together and from upstairs if I realize the teens left all the lights on. The funny thing is that they do it less now because it takes so little effort.
PacketFiend@reddit
I do the smart house thing, but it's basically a hobby, and I enjoy it.
But, I've worked in IT for 20 years, so I can set it all up and fix it when it breaks, and more importantly, I can set it all up so it doesn't fall to pieces when the Internet goes down.
A smart vacuum with a camera and a connection to the Internet in my house? I love the robovacs, but I block them from the interwebs right quick. And everything else that doesn't need it, for that matter.
draculawater@reddit
I don't like "smart" stuff for myself either. My partner has a few Alexa devices around her place and a lot of things are connected: lights, TV, fans. She even has an app to lock her front door. I'll be cooking at her place and go to set a timer on the microwave or my phone, and she'll rush to ask Alexa to set a timer for me. I make my little jabs about it here and there, always met with an eye roll.
All of that said, she has a special needs child and these things have been very useful for them over the years. It makes things easier to remember, manage, and operate. Even if I have to do so begrudgingly, I've come to accept that this stuff might be redundant to me, but they're helpful tools for people built differently than I am. Someone else already mentioned they can also make things easier for the elderly and disabled. To that end, I'm less angry about them than I used to be.
PapaGuhl@reddit
I had an internet outage for a couple of days last month and couldn’t get my smart heating thermostat to talk the receiver.
Queue 48 hours of full-blast heating, or nothing.
EmpressNuevaGabor@reddit
I had some friends who hooked everything up to wifi, including their blinds. They went on vacation and one of the blinds in their living room stopped working and there was no way to manually close it. So the whole time they were gone, their empty house was on full display.
zeller99@reddit
Properly configured smart home stuff can be a lifesaver for the elderly or disabled.
Until I reach that point, I'll just enjoy my house operating in the way that I prefer, without having to interact with it.
PilotC150@reddit
Those are kind of two opposite ends of the spectrum, though. Toaster (how would that even work?) or other appliances? Definitely not. Light switches? Sure!
I have my house set up to automatically turn off all lights after a certain time when everybody is in bed. My porch/outside lights automatically turn on before sunset and off after sunrise. My fireplace automatically turns off after being on for an hour so it isn't forgotten for hours, or left on after leaving the house. I can setup my lights to automatically turn on at certain times when I'm on vacation to make it look like I'm home. I can tell if I left my garage door open after leaving home and remotely close it.
A lot of it is about safety and security just as much as convenience. Though it is really nice to be able to say "Alexa, turn on the fireplace" without having to get up from the couch.
Idiopathic_Sapien@reddit
US politics
LodossDX@reddit
People who talk to ChatGPT in a public space like they are Captain Kirk talking to Spock over a communicator. Like just type that shit in. I don’t need to hear your conversation with a robot.
jasonmoyer@reddit
Aren't they just lavalliere mics that they don't realize are supposed to be clipped or pinned on your shirt?
masedizzle@reddit
Dollar sign goes in front of the number for USD. Tiktok is making a whole generation dumber
bethivy103@reddit
Having to scan a QR code for a menu at a restaurant. I don't want to scan a QR code! I want to decide what to have for dinner.
cellrdoor2@reddit
They are fine if the menu is actually optimized to work on a cell phone and they have decent Wi-Fi. It’s the worst of they have crap Wi-Fi or I have to scroll all around on the page to read things. If everyone at the table is having trouble loading it just give us a damn paper menu already.
barters81@reddit
I actually like these now. I can order my food without lining up and make adjustments to the order in more detail.
I’m not a fan if I have to download a specific app or sign up to some shit to use it though.
frolicndetour@reddit
Ahh I just complained about that above. It makes me want to go full Boomer. Give me a damn menu.
Chulasaurus@reddit
I don’t mind QR codes if you’re going to a place that has a lot of beer taps or a rotating tap list. Easier and cheaper for the restaurant to update the source page as inventory changes than to have printed menus and hear “we’re out of that/don’t have that one anymore/that’s seasonal”.
Emergency-Purple-205@reddit
I hate this!!
MurrayGrande@reddit
An astonishing number of places I've gone to also offer no public wifi and have sketchy cell reception.
arrrrr_won@reddit
I have zero beefs about QR code menus if and ONLY if there is public wifi. I’m not made of data here.
EvrybodyLuvsRaimond@reddit
Yes, this is a real book. Yes, I've owned a copy since it came out in 2014.
irate_alien@reddit
Do not scam QR codes. They’re a cyber security nightmare
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
I feel lucky I've never see that.
Guelph35@reddit
For restaurants that have seasonal offerings (whether that be the food or the beer) a digital menu is nice.
GinchAnon@reddit
I haven't seen that yet, thankfully.
because that would mean I would have to really break out the crotchety old man energy or not eat there.
No_Willingness5313@reddit
QR codes in general drive me over the edge.
Mountain-Fox-2123@reddit
I have not had my old man yelling at clouds things yet.
LeafyCandy@reddit
I don’t want to make an account. I don’t want to download an app. I don’t want a subscription, especially if I have to pay for it. I want to just read the article. LED headlights should be illegal, as should LED streetlights. “Smart” appliances shouldn’t exist. I should be able to watch a sports game on cable rather than having to pay extra to stream it on an app.
I could go on.
PH1SH@reddit
Ordering uber eats from a restaurant across the street. My neighbor just did this. 2PM on a Saturday. 65° and sunny. Beautiful day. Just go and get the food man.
C1sko@reddit
I don’t want to sign up just to buy (insert here).
pastramilurker@reddit
Lately I'm extremely annoyed by the widespread omission of hyphens in compound adjectives. Native English speakers will write monstrosities you can barely parse like "he's off putting," "I'm very hard working," "it's tone deaf," "x is brain damaged," "she's silly looking;" inflicting this level of neglect onto others is just disrespectful.
hevnztrash@reddit
Me avoiding tick-tok at all costs.
SnooRadishes3458@reddit
I’ve already paid for a subscription, why do I still get ads?
angrymonk135@reddit
I want a physical menu
DontBuyAHorse@reddit
AI.
No, I don't want to use your AI features. No, I do not want AI to compose emails for me. No, I do not want AI to provide an incomplete and often incorrect summary of my search results.
The thing is, all the problems with AI like the carbon footprint and brain drain wouldn't even be an issue if we leveraged it in service of making life better. In a perfect world, that kind of automation absolutely would replace human workers. But in this Utopia, all of the productive output would be in service of making it so that humans wouldn't have to toil away every day of their lives to survive. AI would be solving problems and making human life easier.
But we don't live in that world. We use AI for the worst possible reasons and not only has it not improved our lives, it has created a significant negative impact in terms of misinformation, disinformation, and cheap, janky media.
Katniprose45@reddit
If i go to a restaurant, I shouldn't need my phone and a data plan to read your menu.
We got new washers and dryers where i live. No coins, no cards, you pay from a phone app. So now, if something happens to my phone, I can't do laundry.
The future is dumb.
11coronationst@reddit
Please stop playing your music/having conversations via speakerphone when in buses/enclosed spaces. Use your headphones.
We don't want to hear your shitty music, and you can't even hear the person you're speaking to when conversing by speakerphone.
Inukshuk84@reddit
Would everybody quit freaking walking around on speakerphone all the damn time. No one, and I mean no one wants to hear your conversation. It's hard to ignore when it's blaring out of your speakers and you're practically shouting
Ski_Area51@reddit
Movie theaters are too loud.
Basic-Biscotti-2375@reddit
Streamers and e-celebs.
Thamnophis660@reddit
The way some people leave comments with specific words shortened by leaving out some of the vowels. It's always only these specific words, and they're already not long so there's really no functional reason for this abbreviation except that it's probably some trend that I don't understand, but young people do it and so it annoys me.
These words being about (abt or ab) or would (wld). There are others, but what annoys me is it's usually only these words in paragraphs where there may be many more longer words that would actually do more to shorten the character count. And this isn't Twitter so there's no need anyway except to be part of a trend. Ughh.
Lobos3@reddit
I don't need a video to show me how to do something simple, or confirm step 897 in a 1000 step process is correct. I want written step by step directions that I can ctrl+f to jump to, not something that needs to be skipped around in and paused.
Omgkimwtf@reddit
I do NOT want your app. No, I don't want more e-mails. Stop walking your dog across my lawn, I don't care if that corner is just dirt.
jjj666jjj666jjj@reddit
Digital grocery store price signs that can just be changed at the drop of a hat
dcnine@reddit
The only food delivery anyone should be getting is pizza or Chinese food assuming they hire their own drivers.
ValancyNeverReadsit@reddit
I hate all these dumb AI summaries of everything. I want the internet and all my programs without AI trying to summarize the document or page.
The other thing is, now that I’m dealing with aging family members, I’m noticing more and more how confusing it is to contact support for any company. My MIL had to dispute some charges on her credit card and was confused by the process, so I said I would do it. To prove she is the person calling, she has to provide the entire card number, plus either her entire SSN or the first 4 characters of the password she has created for her bill-pay account on their website. Turned out because of that, I wasn’t able to make the call for her but had to do it with her. Old people are fucking doomed, and I say this as someone who loves technology.
greendemon42@reddit
The protest I am taking part in at this very minute is too loud.
Morriganx3@reddit
Every public place is so damn loud!
froonie@reddit
I want to customize my van and I don't even own one.
fishm0ng3r@reddit
"scan the QR code to see our menu" Me: "GRRRR!" 🤬🤬🤬
fikis@reddit
Ironically, it's old people.
Boomers, I guess.
There are cool people everywhere, including that cohort, but I swear there is a shockingly large percentage of them who are super self-involved and yet lack any kind of self-awareness about the impact of their actions on others.
Driving slow and poorly; blocking aisles in the grocery store; flummoxed by tech at work (and bitching incessantly about it); refusing to cede power or control to the next generation...
My gears are thoroughly ground.
Chai47@reddit
For me, it's people on Reddit who start their posts with "Basically the title" or "My title explains the thing". It's the most pointless waste of text. Irritates me every time.
I'm with you on the Lavaliere Microphone thing. The way they sometimes hold it with their pinkies extended like they're at a posh tea party, makes it even worse.
Icy-Arm-2194@reddit
Requiring an app for EVERYTHING. I shouldn't need an app to look at a restaurant menu. I shouldn't need an app to be able to go to the zoo.
Also, pdf for restaurant online menu's. I don't want crap downloaded to my phone. I want to look at ir and be done
Adrians_Journeys@reddit
Kids on those electric bikes riding all over the roads, most without helmets and going faster than cars. I had was behind one on a state highway on my way to a shopping center just last night, riding in the car lane like they were a car. Thankfully, they had a helmet on, though.
SocalR32@reddit
I mean, it's your algorithm... You do understand hate watching IS engagement? Stop being passive with your screen time...
Sufficient_Space8484@reddit
QR codes instead of an actual menu.
changleosingha@reddit
I don’t order off of QR codes.
BIGepidural@reddit
Don't have one. Refuse to do it.
SouldiesButGoodies84@reddit
I say this as a polite person who's worked in customer service myself. Customer service has gone down the tube and I'm sorry but it's often (at least over the phone) younger people just seemingly not GAF when giving you information. "I don't know" is a full sentence. And it's okay if you don't know. But how about "I'm not sure, lemme go check" or "Lemme make sure"? You don't have to get puffed up and act personally affronted or give attitude to someone when you're dead ass WRONG and misinforming them or because you don't know or just b/c the pay sucks.
Conflict resolution is a thing. You're in sales. It's flippin' critical. Why don't you know it?
Far-Slice-3821@reddit
Not letting kids out of a guardian's sight until they're in high school. I get it, people. Your latch key years were sad and full of near misses. Helicoptering isn't better.
Related: anyone who calls cops/CPS because an 8 year old is outside without a chaperone deserves the lack of services that will be available when the majority of the population is over 50.
ButteredCopPorn@reddit
Trying to look at a restaurant's menu online, and I can't unless I start an order.
red286@reddit
For me, it's those damned kids on their e-Scooters and e-Bikes riding around on the sidewalks.
It was bad enough when they were riding bicycles, but now we've got people riding these 100lbs scooters that hit 30mph down the sidewalks. It's only a matter of time before someone gets severely injured or killed as a result.
indecisivesloth@reddit
The old version of (insert x software) worked great. This new version not only added a bunch of nonsense I don't need, but shifted everything around so I can't find anything.
cleric3648@reddit
People walking and not looking where they’re going. Whether it’s shopping and looking at the food to your left while walking straight, or texting and walking, mother fuckers need to look where they go. I’m stressed enough from worrying about my actions, let alone what you’re doing.
aRealPanaphonics@reddit
“It’s going to ask you some questions on the screen.”
GravyAficionado@reddit
People shoehorning AI into everything. It really grinds my gears!
Mattimvs@reddit
Mine is that annoying trend (youtube/podcasts) of having some crewmember (just off mike) laughing like an idiot every time the host says something funny
arcxjo@reddit
Thats not as annoying as anyone under 40 thinks live studio audiences are a "laugh track". Granted, there's no reason six score human beings should be laughing at The Big Bang Theory, but the fact is they are, and you can't take that out.
OscarDivine@reddit
6-7! 6-7! …. SHADDDDAPPPPPP!!!!
FearlessFixxer@reddit
I hate visiting websites on my phone. I always wait until I am on a PC
Prossdog@reddit
SIX SEEVVVVVEN…. 😒
Eternally-WIP@reddit
People talking loudly in public
azmamas72@reddit
I want a paper menu 🤷🏼♀️
PacketFiend@reddit
Can't believe I haven't seen grocery prices mentioned. Our grocery bill is up 50% to 75% since pre-Covid. Covid is over. Prices should have come back down. Fucking thieves, every last one of them.
Starboard_Pete@reddit
The kids at work sending me a billion individual Slack messages a day with one question apiece about every topic that hits their brain any given minute
Glittering-Station78@reddit
My biggest one is probably when the parents have more clothes on than their babies.
Character_Bend_5824@reddit
A.I. is like a psychedelic nuclear bomb and nobody seems to care because they are so dam*** entertained. My own parents, who never had much interest in social media, are now so impressed by silly slop. When I explain that these incredibly complex videos were created in minutes without human intervention and that the video they see is only one of tens or hundreds of versions, and that it takes hundreds of acres and tens of megawatts to do this, it just doesn't click in their brains. It's so huge and so dystopian, that people just can't seem to grasp what it means. It will very quickly dwarf political discussion to the point that all voices will be crowded out with a feed of A.I. slop with better clout or whatever you call the score which determines the feed.
AiringOGrievances@reddit
E-bikes for anyone not commuting for several miles each way. They’re big, too fast, and are making people lazy. My neighborhood is full of kids who ride e-bikes everywhere and don’t pedal once. Kids and adults alike blow through intersections and ride down busy car lanes with lines of cars behind them. Our bike paths are full of parents riding massive bikes with huge cargo compartments carrying 3 kids and all their shit.
They are not harmless and I hate that we are just expected to blindly accept them.
tmotytmoty@reddit
the audacity of precomputed tipping buttons.... "do you want to tip 20%, 40% or 50%?"... mother fucker, I'm buying a bottle of water!
arcxjo@reddit
There's a bookstore at my local mall that's all self-checkout. I'm not even sure if anyone works there, it's all used books so for all I know people just come in off the street and leave stuff there like Mitch Hedberg trying to get his CD in stores.
Anyhow, their registers ask for a tip.
BeaniePole1792@reddit
This is a new one for me - kids on electric bikes and they are going faster than me. Yes I am doing 25 because the one time I did 35 in my neighborhood, I got stopped my a cop.
kb_klash@reddit
I hate AI!
Disastrous-Use-4955@reddit
YES!!!!! And most of the time, it isn’t even anything new. It’s just lazy marketing people labeling all things AI because they consider it a strategy. Just because you have an AI algorithm somewhere doesn’t mean your product is good.
Whatchab@reddit
No, I will absolutely not sign up for whatever subscription every single thing under the sun is asking me to sign up for. Yes, this means I have zero streaming and am totally out of the loop. Oh darn.
rueggy@reddit
Ha agreed those mini mics are ridiculous.
MotherofaPickle@reddit
The other day, my 7yo and I were walking home from school. The weather was quite pleasant if the sun was out, but uncomfortably chilly when the sun went behind a cloud.
I taught my 7yo to yell at clouds. Yes, I thought of this sub. (I spend too much time on reddit.)
fitz177@reddit
Yea 👍 your looking out for the person to hand it to a leprechaun and then get the aha moment , never comes though 🤷🏼♂️🫣😂
CranberryMission9713@reddit
AI is going to be the downfall of human intelligence.
uncle_monty@reddit
The changing the meaning of 'crash out' and 'out of pocket'.
The use of 'bias' as an adjective when they mean 'biased'.
Pronouncing 'Vs.' as 'verse' instead of 'verses'.
Any reference to 'chat'.
That fucking awful base heavy Brazilian music that plays over every football clip.
Riker_Omega_Three@reddit
THERE IS NO NEED FOR A CHILD SAFETY LOCK ON MICROWAVES
Microwaves in the 70's and 80's were big enough for kids to crawl inside of and we still survived
I don't need the fucking unlock button on my new microwave now.
It's re-goddamned-diculous
Yougotthewronglad@reddit
Putting the $ after the amount.
arcxjo@reddit
This, and using "trespass" as a transitive verb both stated at the same time about a year ago. Jesus didn't say "as we forgive those we trespass" damn it!
djoddible@reddit
The lack of self awareness in airports.
EagleRock1337@reddit
I’m an SRE that primarily works on Amazon Web Services. I’m quite literally yelling at the cloud every day.
wairua_907@reddit
I hate the finger nail tap so GD much .
bmaayhem@reddit
Damn kids and their music!
nousernamehere12345@reddit
When I accidentally see part of a video sharing a product like makeup or whatever and it is held right up to the camera and then the fingernails go tappety tap tap on it like the person thinks I don't fucking see it! Thank you for allowing me to vent.
_______luke@reddit
We are the same person, I think.
wheres_the_revolt@reddit
QR codes in restaurants, the boomers are right on that one. I’m happy to order at a counter, go back to the counter to pick up my food, bus my own dishes, order on a website or app to pickup to go, and a whole host of other things we get asked to do in restaurants now. But the QR code ordering is a bridge too far for me and I will not return to a place that does it.
This is coming from someone who has working in restaurants for over 30 years 😂
Frosty_Ad_5472@reddit
The only time I interact with my email is to unsubscribe from things I never signed up for.
Responsible-Meal2851@reddit
“Internet of things”. Not everything needs to be connected and have an app. They use “convenience” as a way to gather your data.
Seven19td@reddit
I don’t want to use AI. Stop trying to make me use it
dzuunmod@reddit
I hate the look of those little mics, too.
My old man yelling at the cloud thing right now though is people who watch news influencers (newsfluencers, if you will) and think they are watching "the news". Some dude sitting in a podcast studio cannot tell you "the news" about Gaza, or Ukraine, or the NYC mayoral election, or whatever else (possible exception for the NYC thing if the person in question is a NYCer).
Go to primary news sources, people! Everything else will rot your brain!
No_Willingness5313@reddit
The talking head videos where they’ve inserted only their head and maybe shoulders over video and whatever else behind them. Just no. I am not going to take you seriously as you tell me about Ukraine.
S_A_R_K@reddit
Even worse when they're just pointing at the text of an article
arcxjo@reddit
Or just looking like they need to go to the bathroom.
Rare_Background8891@reddit
Hate those dumb microphones.
po_ta_toes_80@reddit
Get out of the far left lane on the highway unless you are passing. But I've said that since '96 when I started driving. The sentiment has just grown old with me.
TommyAtoms@reddit
When you click on very tragic serious news story videos, from apparently serious news organizations, and you get hit with ads. Is nothing sacred?
pmmlordraven@reddit
AI slop articles in the same format talking about something like a restaurant closing that make vague mentions to it being a restaurant, that families love, and has a history, it has been a staple for 30 years, patrons are in disbelief, and finally 3 paragraphs down it finally mentions the friggin name.
eyelers@reddit
I understand it, but crypto. A bitcoin is worth how much? Worth how much what.....dollars right? I'm not going to base my future on an imaginary item that only has value because certain people say it does. Isn't that just a stock? How many other coins have failed you know? Not going to discuss crypto on here, I'm yelling a the clouds lol.
Brilliant_Addendum56@reddit
Politics invading everything! Remember when it was rude to even speak of who you voted for?
barters81@reddit
The number of people who spell ridiculous as rediculous…
Rarefindofthemind@reddit
Too many fucking opinions.
Opinions, opinions, everywhere. Irrelevant and stupid takes bombard us 24/7 online.
Disastrous-Use-4955@reddit
50 questions at the checkout. Are you a rewards member? Do you want to sign up? Do you have our store card? Do you want to support the troops? Etc. How about I give you some money, you give me a receipt, end of transaction.
todreamofspace@reddit
Just let me see your menu!!!! - sincerely, an autistic person who needs to play ahead 🙏🏼
Comfortable-nerve78@reddit
Why do I want a subscription to everything? I already have prescriptions what more do I need? 😝
Manck0@reddit
When there's a cooking video and they fry something and scrape the knife across it to show how... fried it is?
YoGrizzly@reddit
My “continue watching” should be the first option on streaming home screens.
bitwarrior80@reddit
Trunk-or-treat has ruined Halloween. Just make it one night like it used to be.
WhodeyJen@reddit
Non stop loud ads at gas pumps! Shut the f*** up. Let me pump my gas in peace
Workin-progress82@reddit
I yell at the weeds from my neighbor’s lawns. Spend so much time to try to have a nice lawn and weed seeds from next door come strolling on in. I also yell at my wife’s holiday lawn decorations, that put a couple dead spots in the grass. In my Stanley voice “please stay off my friggin grass. Please!”
Dimac99@reddit
The lack of small phones. No, I don't need a phablet, whatever the hell that is. Worst of both worlds, as far as I can tell. I want a small, affordable smartphone that will get software/security updates for a reasonable time. No cheap Chinese junk with two years of debatable security from launch, not even purchase. I'm still using my Pixel 4a. The only update I've had since August 2023 was when Google deliberately crippled everyone's batteries with a software update back in January. That was fun, but I really can't use anything bigger.
arcxjo@reddit
Every photo on the internet being backwards screams "I'm either too dumb to figure out my phone or I don't have any friends."
15 years ago it was bathroom mirror photos, now it's a freaking feature.
battarro@reddit
Literally
JohnEffingZoidberg@reddit
No I don't want to link my account to my email address. Why the F would I give my "smart" litter box and its parent company access to my emails?
MateoScolas@reddit
People who insist on accelerating toward a red light only to then slam on the brakes. God forbid I coast toward a red light with some impatient f**k behind me. You're burning unnecessary gasoline and you're destroying your brake pads!
FelixTheJeepJr@reddit
The overuse of the terms iconic and GOAT. Someone can’t be the GOAT of the decade. He’d be the GOTD.
Throw-away17465@reddit
The 3-cueing system of learning to read, as opposed to phonics.
We have an entire generation that can’t read - either they cannot identify the marked symbols that make sounds, or their reading comprehension is in the sewer, and they’re unable to glean any meaning from what they read.
The majority of social media is (functionally) illiterate.
Any_Barracuda206@reddit
No bicycle helmet
MightBeAGoodIdea@reddit
Why do I NEED to make an account or give you my email just to access your public facing website?
Or locally to those at old Navy and famous footwear no you may not have my telephone number, no I don't have any points to look up I don't shop here often, no I don't want an account I don't shop here often, no you cannot have my zip code then, what's the zip code here? Use that. Sorry ma'am I can't, then it's 90210, good lord wtfs it matter?!
kurtsdead6794@reddit
Fucking QR codes at a restaurant. I want to hold a menu - not my phone when I’m out with my wife.
505whodat@reddit
So many loud vehicles.
mnemonikos82@reddit
Taylor Swift's "Love Story" did more to undermine High School Literature Teachers than any education policy in modern history.
Really Taylor? You were a Scarlett Letter? Really?!
HorrorAvatar@reddit
There didn’t used to be so many stupid people.
SimpleVegetable5715@reddit
It looks like they’re pinching a hedgehog 🦔
Jecht_S3@reddit
Ssa.gov now wants my picture for identication.
Go fuck yourself
Social Security will be Social Credit soon.
fyrefly_faerie@reddit
Streaming services. I still use DVDs and CDs because I don’t need an ad break every 5 minutes.
concretecat@reddit
Those tiny pics are lapel mics. The first time I saw someone holding one I said "that's a lapel mic!" At my phone. Now I see it all the time. It looks so fucking stupid.
simpletradlife@reddit
Everyone walking around in grey sweatpants. Add Crocs and socks. Can we expect people to put on an actual outfit?
BB6205@reddit
Stop sending me junk mail. Save the trees!
jholden23@reddit
The phrase “stitch incoming” makes me irrationally angry
Daytonewheel@reddit
People driving with their brights on in the city.
Odd_Advantage_4245@reddit
The newer gas cans. You get to spill more than with the old kind plus you get a bunch of bonus frustration.
Foreign-Notice-4845@reddit
Grocery store apps and their digital coupons that never clip
BrokenSweetDee@reddit
There should be a scheduled time that people can use leaf blowers in suburban areas. Do it before that time, straight to jail. After that time, believe it or not, jail.
HANK1829@reddit
I agree with your tiny microphone annoyance. They kind of hold it like it’s some status symbol trophy.
Im also getting grumbly about having to tell websites that I don’t want them to sell my personal information. And then have to spend a couple minutes trying to figure out which way the toggle button should go to confirm this.
Staggerlee024@reddit
"TikTok"
Optimal_Solution663@reddit
I used to see an old man, standing by his mailbox, raising his fists angrily towards the East on my way to work. I figured if I was lucky, that'd be me some day. Unfortunately, I haven't seen him in at least a year.
lueur-d-espoir@reddit
I don't care how might safer they might be, I can not stand round abouts.
schwing710@reddit
That modern pop music is so bad and devoid of artistry that it’s basically indistinguishable from AI slop and if it were to suddenly be replaced by AI, nobody would even notice
Sea-Ad3724@reddit
What are these, microphones for ants???? Lol
joebusch79@reddit
Subscriptions to everything.
tgold77@reddit
I have many. AI is stupid. Too many emails. Everyone wants me to join their reward program. Nothing works. The kids are clueless.
MyKidsArentOnReddit@reddit
No, you do not need to verify my cell phone number for me to sign up for your website.
Epicardiectomist@reddit
Just because I own a device that makes me seem connected at all times does not mean I am available. I could be looking at my phone, see the message come in, and still decide I'm not available.
cowboy_angel@reddit
"Smart" everything. I don't want all my stuff connected to the internet collecting data about me. I want it to work when wifi is down and I don't want to control anything with my phone.
Oraistesu@reddit
No, Microsoft, I don't want to use your shitty AI tools that you've injected into everything.
I hated it when Clippy would interrupt what I was working on, I still hate it now that it's Copilot.
Copy/paste this response to Google, Adobe, et al.
mjh8212@reddit
Children in public. Tablets phone no headphone loud screaming running around the restaurant. A couple years ago a kid snatched food off my plate running by me. Parents were glued to their phone and workers were trying to get them to pay attention to their kids. Me and my husband go out to eat just ourselves our kids are grown. It’s just gotten louder and more rude.
Independent-Win9088@reddit
I don't want to scan a QR code for a menu. I want physical paper, plastic sheath covered or not. I want something other than my phone to peruse comfortably.
-flaneur-@reddit
Hidden ads / product placement / influencer lifestyle.
Watching a youtube video is often like watching an extended commercial. I'm partial to booktube (books reviews, reading, etc.) and the amount of hosts who suddenly pull out a protein bar and declare it the best they have ever eaten or show off their new sweater or drink from a can (making sure the logo is front and centre so the camera picks it up) and then you find out months later that they were being paid for these subtle ads is crazy.
The whole thing feels gross. If someone is being paid to eat or wear something they should state it very clearly at the start of the video.
birdbandb@reddit
I upgraded YouTube to not have ads but then have to sit thru their ad reads.
LLemon_Pepper@reddit
Let me enrich your life - look up the plugin 'SponsorBlock for Youtube.' It doesn't always work since it relies on people reporting where the ad reads are, but otherwise is excellent. (so if not enough people have reported, you'll still sit thru them)
jonosvision@reddit
I second this. It’s amazing.
draculawater@reddit
That's become so annoying, especially if you're watching YouTube without the paid ad removal. Then you're sitting through the constant ad interruptions plus the YouTuber ad reads. Sometimes if you calculate how much actual video is on-topic, a 15 minute runtime might have 5-8 minutes of stuff actually worth seeing or hearing.
ANightmareOnMySt@reddit
"What's your phone number?" Before being rung up at a shop. We've totally skipped the "are you a member of our rewards program?" to just tricking people into signing up now. Comes across as pushy and rude and I shake my fist at it!
CFeatsleepsexrepeat@reddit
I agree with the tiny hand held mics.
They come with a clip, clip it to your clothes, even under your shirt, they work incredibly well that way.
And for the love of all things holy, stop clipping it to your fucking hat! You remind me of Phillip played by Mike Myers on SNL.
burgundyblue@reddit
Everything being subscription based.
PuppyJakeKhakiCollar@reddit
If you're going to claim that whatever I'm trying to do "only takes ten minutes online!" then you need to make sure your shitty website/app actually works. So tired of wasting my time only to be told "oops, you're going to have to call and speak to a rep", then sit on hold for hours until I have to inevitably hang up because people have jobs and responsibilities and don't have time to sit on hold for hours. And of course they don't hire enough customer service reps because they want everyone to do everything online on the shitty website that never works.
There, lol. I feel better now. But this scenario happens way too often. Isn't technology supposed to make things easier?
expiredprince@reddit
I have two things I’m with the old people on.
Self check out shouldn’t be allowed if you have produce, alcohol, or more than 6 things. There should be two self check out lanes and more staffed lanes not the other way around.
QR codes for menus. Fuck you all the way. I want to look at all my options at once not scroll and zoom and read ingredients. I make them bring me a menu. I’m 43
nememess@reddit
Those stupid fucking trucks that look like they're squatting and taking a shit.
JamesH_670@reddit
You’re an “influencer”? Get a real job!!!
(You’re making how much money? What the hell?!?)
TheGogglesDo-Nothing@reddit
Teenager gangs on their expensive electric bikes quickly grind my gears. I don’t mind that so many of this entitled shits seem to have these $5k bikes. But there will be like 10 of them shooting in and out of cars in the parking lot of the grocery store. Or they are zipping in and out of traffic or on the sidewalk way too fast.
It’s probably similar shit that has always been done by the same age kids. I feel like they are just moving a little faster.
Drslappybags@reddit
I don't think they are supposed to be handheld mics. They look like mics you attach to your clothing. I just thought people didn't want to buy multiple mics or didn't want to spend the time to get mic'd up.
pinelands1901@reddit
ChatGPT (and any LLM) doesn't know anything. It's using math to predict how an English sentence might work.
KoRaZee@reddit
Teletext messages
YorkiesandSneakers@reddit
I’m saying “yo clouds, looking tough. Keep it up!”
draculawater@reddit
What up?! Lookin' hella cumulus today!
nounthennumbers@reddit
Replying All to mass emails
Grouchy-Ad927@reddit
Everything doesn't have to be for everyone and not liking something doesn't make it inherently bad!
Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit
Agreee
Savings_Bird_4736@reddit
Don't ask me if I want my receipt...give me my f'in receipt!
And ChatGPT
SirG33k@reddit
I think receipts should be by request only. They have my card info, if I want to return it, look it up on my card, you already have that in your crm.
bgva@reddit
If I wanted to turn on notifications, I would do so. I turned them off because your app wants to blow up my phone.
I don’t want to sit thru four episodes of a “docu series”. Yes I know it’s a numbers game but most of them suck because they’re padded with unnecessary info.
Use your inside voice in the library. Seriously why the hell are you taking a call on speaker or having a convo like you’re in the club?
tilebiter@reddit
People saying, exclusively, “multiple” instead of “many.” Yes, it’s insane.
InternationalLack614@reddit
Careless distracted drivers. I hate them all and there are far too many.
Loud-Strawberry8572@reddit
I hate having to download a freaking app for every single thing. There isn't enough space on my phone and I can't keep track!
BlueRidgeLife4Me@reddit
Every bathroom stall needs a coat hanger. I get legit angry when they don't have one.
popeViennathefirst@reddit
People blasting reels on speaker in public. Or having video calls in public. No I don’t care how your uncle looks and what he had for dinner.
ilikeaffection@reddit
I hate texting on phones. I typo constantly and auto-correct is a sin.
I've also slowly come to the realization that Hollywood is no longer targeting my demographic. I've been "meh" about everything they've done for YEARS.
And if you doomscroll or text on your phone while driving, there's a special place in hell for you. I hope they torment the people in that special place by making them do long division on paper for eternity.
ViolettePlague@reddit
People crossing the street while looking at their phones. I live in a college town and had so many students walk out in front of me, while I was driving, because they were looking down at their phones..
RogerClyneIsAGod2@reddit
Just watched Rufus in "The Trouble With Jessica" on Tubi with Alan Tudyk (double hotties in that one) & he was great.
But he's great in everything.
Chulasaurus@reddit
Motivational speaker is not a career
carryon4threedays@reddit
QR code menus. Give me an actual menu.
AustinBloggy@reddit
Why don't grocery stores ever have enough baggers?
lulu-bell@reddit
Agreed the finger nail tap is so dumb. Also the little shake they give everything when showing it
Tylerdurden389@reddit
Where I live, Florida, there are only 2 speeds: 10 mph under, or 20 mph over. Pick your poison. You're either gonna rear-end someone, or they're gonna rear-end you.
Gullible-Apricot3379@reddit
That stupid creepy baby face filter.
Haisha4sale@reddit
Old man yelling at cloud opinions are septum piercings are dumb, long fake eyelashes are dumb.
Sillycats2@reddit
Still don’t want to sign up for your shitty, hidden-fees store credit card. And I’m getting there with the “donate to X charity” button, too. Like, where’s the “I choose you pay people a thriving wage instead of propping up a system that demoralizes workers” button? It’s funny what happens when people have money to actually live. But I guess that’s bad for ‘shareholder value.’”
Ive_seen_things_that@reddit
Subscriptions for everything. I'm over it.
stadtgaertner@reddit
Younger folks at work not being able to do their own research and asking for help unable to perform simple tasks.
TiffanyThePlant@reddit
QR code menus at “nice” restaurants
swosei12@reddit
I have a few:
-Adding unnecessary app features which actually makes the apps more convoluted to use.
-Having a work setup with 3 monitors which make it impossible to do any work just with a laptop.
-Having to download an app bc I cannot do XYZ on a company’s website.
-Folk who drive with unnecessary high beams on.
Quackoverride@reddit
Fatbikes. I hate fatbikes so much. I hate the idiot teens who ride fatbikes with no regard for traffic safety. I hate the idiot adult who cut me off in the bike lane earlier today, then ran a red light for lulz.
I judge you if you ride a fatbike and I judge you even more if you buy one for your kids.
MelodiousPun@reddit
Why are circulars/newspaper-style ads/any kinds of paper advertisements in my mailbox STILL A GODDAMN THING THAT HAPPENS?
golpmo@reddit
Restaurants with QR codes instead of menus. I don't want to have to pull out my phone to look at your menu. I don't want to have to deal with downloading a pdf which may or may not work right. Navigate that, pinch in to zoom, or get to another menu for wine or dessert or something. And then I have to share it with my kids. Even worse are the restaurants that make you order on the phone.
Way_2_Go_Donny@reddit
I have to watch a 30 second ad for a movie or gambling website before I can see a video clip about the news.
DemotivatedTurtle@reddit
I’m not making an account to use my Bluetooth headphones, piss off.
relaxguy2@reddit
I have none. Love change and new things.
erino3120@reddit
These kids don’t dance anymore!!
TheVenetianMask@reddit
People holding their phone flat in front of them to talk on the street like they are about to eat a cracker. Makes me think they aren't even listening to the other person.
zealot_ratio@reddit
idiot wellness influencers making videos in supermarket aisles talking like they're having a heart attack about how celery is suddenly toxic, or whatever.
hiways@reddit
Why can't we get real information and images of AI Atlas and not all these UFO people chiming in!
Glittering_Sky8421@reddit
How about wearing pajamas and slippers to shop in? Guess what? No one wants to see that.
Traditional_Entry183@reddit
Nearly every restaurant that I want to eat at is either going out of business completely, closing their locations near where I live, or changing their menu so that the food I like is different or gone. Its maddening. I've gone from 12-15 places I had as a rotation 5-10 years ago to 1 or 2 today.
They're being replaced either by places/types that I just have no interest in, or vacant lots. I cook at home 6+ days a week, but I'd really like to be able to enjoy myself dining out a few times a month.
cali_dude420@reddit
Smartphones (as I type this on my smartphone). Yes, I realize the irony....
eightdotthree@reddit
Turn signals. You son of a bitch, you use that dammed signal. I swear to Christ I will come at you.
PapaGuhl@reddit
Stores that take the time to print out pages of paper showing a QR code to see their opening times.
Twats.
KinNortheast@reddit
festival/rave/edm folk
Why are we all dance/standing here looking AT the DJ push some buttons.? They aren’t doing anything, and there is a party going on all around you!
Santos_L_Halper_II@reddit
Drivers who are more interested in being polite than being predictable and following the rules of the road. No, I'm not going to turn (or walk, if I'm a pedestrian) in front of you, because there's another lane of traffic on the other side of you that can't fucking see and has no reason to stop because they don't have a stop sign.
Also, the music is too damn loud. Everywhere.
S_A_R_K@reddit
Floating head videos
-SandorClegane-@reddit
Fuckin everything
Wife_Trash@reddit
They remind me of the teeny cell phones from Zoolander.
Knowhowtomadison78@reddit
QR codes in restaurants that you scan for the menu, then have to create an account to order. I walked out of a place the other day for that reason.
Adventurer_By_Trade@reddit
"It's giving"
Appropriate-Food1757@reddit
Piggy backing on the fingernail tap to cooking vids with ASMR. I don’t need those gross ass sounds. And for gods sake, don’t squeeze the fucking sandwich at the end
moissan2nite@reddit
ASMR in general creeps me out.
PupLondon@reddit
If i need to sign up for your stupid ass store club to get the sale price it's listed at.. no. I just wont shop here. I dont like that I need to have an app for every store or the sale price doesn't apply to me.
pfunkpower@reddit
i had a restaurant today ask for my cell phone number not for a reservation, but to get seated.
because “we have people lose valuable things here alot”
im like- no. you dont need my cell
Rck0025@reddit
Landscapers parking trucks and trailers on the physical sidewalk when driveways are completely available.
Sweet_Deeznuts@reddit
Dogs on my lawn. And I’m not talking about the first 3 feet into it - that’s ok. But if you’re a dog owner, and your feet leave the sidewalk to come up on my lawn? That’s a paddlin. Extra infuriating because I live directly across the street from a public park that has a dedicated Dog Park inside it!
Just last week I yelled at a lady that had walked her dog up on my lawn 3 times in one day, letting it piss on my lilac bush 3 times and shit more than halfway up the lawn towards my home (were talking about 3 metres into the yard). Like what the fuck is wrong with some of these dog people?
WhatToPutHere@reddit
We start running our sprinklers the moment we see that happening. They learn quickly to avoid the yard with no yelling required.
Sweet_Deeznuts@reddit
I have a refillable air horn…
CityofPhear@reddit
kids/teens regularly wearing those ugly shower sandals for shoes. I know it's the trend and they think it looks good.... but seriously?
Themoosemingled@reddit
The way they flash the lights on and off at the baseball games now.
Like a child flipping the switch repeatedly. Just because you have LEDs doesn’t mean I want to see less.
BeenisHat@reddit
The stagehand/sound guy in me hates seeing these stupid square things everyone is talking into.
GET A DAMN LAV MIC ALREADY YOU SCRUBLORDS!!!!
YakiVegas@reddit
What’s worse though is that they always seem to use only one and flip it back and forth annoyingly. They come in sets of two for fucks sake. Stop being lazy.
Hammerhandle@reddit
Everything about the way people drive. They all seem to have something way more important to do than driving, and the ones who ARE paying attention drive like absolute dickheads.
Like, can we just pay attention to what we're doing, stay within 2-3 mph of whatever speed we've chosen, and not tailgate? That'd be great!
taleofbenji@reddit
When I need to meet with young people in my same office and they schedule a zoom.