Why customer service phone lines put you on hold, not simply offer to call back?

Posted by SnooDonuts6494@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 62 comments

Not a rant. Honest. - If I call O2 (for example) I am put on hold for an hour. "Thank you for your patience, we apologise for the wait, we will put you through to an agent as soon as possible. <shitty music> When calling customer support - why not say "PRESS 1 and we'll call you back." "We are busy. Sorry. We'll call you back." Instead of hours on hold, listening to awful muzak and repeated messages. "We're sorry, we are extremely busy **at the moment.** - But it's not just "at the moment", is it? It's every day. Don't give me this bullshit about "we are experiencing unusually high volumes of call". EVERY FUCKING DAY. Surely, that is better for me **and** for the CS, to simply call back when they're free? I don't understand what possible motive they have for **not** doing that. I know it's possible. I called DVLA yesterday, and they did exactly that - "Press 1, we'll call you back". They did. I wasn't stressed by spending an hour on hold, listening to awful music... worrying if I went to the toilet or make a cuppa, I might miss their reply. So - isn't that better for me, *and* for the CS rep? I'm no longer stressed to F about being on hold for an hour... and they can call me *at their convenience.* Cost? O2 are a fucking phone company. It's no different if I call them or they call me, surely. I don't understand why I have to spend an hour on hold. OK, OK, maybe it was a bit of a rant. But hey. My question is: **WHY** do we have to suffer this BS. Do they just hope you'll give up and not bother to call? Is that it?