The lighting in the kitchen produced the world's most depressing photo of a bowl of cereal

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Exact_Appeal5140@reddit

Why’d that guy delete his comment? It was pretty funny

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RevolutionaryKey8565@reddit

Sorry, it was a failed attempt at humor.

King Vitaman is a large bagged cereal in 'murica. I have it on good authority there is no equivalent in any other language. I don't think it even has vitamins, that is just the name of the king on the package.

If for some reason they allowed king Vitaman out of the I'm country, I'm sure the Czech Republic would stop it from coming in.

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

Ah okay, that makes sense.

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

BonaVita Dobrá Vláknina pohanková (Good Fiber buckwheat). It's pretty good.

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InSearchOfTyrael@reddit

I hate buckwheat and I hate your cup more. It's going to be too hot to hold and drink

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

You get used to it.

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justme4life94@reddit

How do u take your coffee?

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

Black, Turkish when I have the time, but sometimes I just pour hot water over some grounds.

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TearOfTheStar@reddit

Big empty table adds to the vibe.

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RevolutionaryKey8565@reddit

It's like the divorce meals in citizen kane

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

I never expected that to be associated with some cereal.

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RevolutionaryKey8565@reddit

😂

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GragasFeetPics@reddit

Thats one thick ass coffee man

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

I like 'em thicc (sometimes) and this is the only variant of that available to me.

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thatshimoverthere@reddit

Still wont stop me wanking FUCK YOU KELLOGS!

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

Hey now, don't insult my buckwheat loops like that. There's honey in them.

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processedchicken@reddit

"honey" you say?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

Unfortunately, I have no idea what the joke you're making is supposed to be.

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Disastrous_Style_477@reddit

The 'fuck off' on the mug definitely adds to the ambience haha

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coppockm56@reddit

My first thought was how awesome it would be to have a cup that starts out with "fuck off" and then, as you drink more coffee, changes to "Good morning, sunshine!" Because that would very accurately reflect my mornings.

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

It's kind of the idea behind me getting this mug. I usually think "Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee" jokes are kinda corny, but I felt drinking coffee out of a mug that just says "fuck off" was a very succinct take.

(Also, it's enameled iron, which I actively sought out, though it heats up very quickly)

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

Really completes the "why try anymore" vibe.

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BadBadKitty_@reddit

depresso's

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timewarp@reddit

I don't know why, but this feels very 'Shaun of the Dead'.

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

I suppose that movie is also kinda grey.

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

God, no, it's a Turkish brew. I can't stand instant coffee.

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ExcellentWolf@reddit

Friskies and milk. Breakfast of champion felines.

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DarthDoobz@reddit

How un-posh

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

That would be pretty on-brand for me.

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Rosy802701@reddit

That looks delicious, also is that cocoa?

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

I suppose you could call shitty black coffee the depression cocoa.

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Rosy802701@reddit

I love black coffee ☕

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Archsinner@reddit

why did you take a picture in the first place?

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

I was gonna make some sort of "beep boop I am enjoying the default morning meal fellow human beings" joke to my friends (I rarely eat breakfast foods, especially cereal).

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Herculepoirot314@reddit

Looks like a commercial for SSRIs

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OnionTamer@reddit

The red cup shifted the cyan correction. That's why everything looks a little blue.

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cheshsky@reddit (OP)

Yeah, you're probably right.

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