ULPT Dealing with Car in Front of House
Posted by UltraHornyMonster@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 15 comments
Hey, I have a empty lot adjacent to my house which people keep parking at and blessing their music late at night. The police never come out in a reasonable fashion, and therefore this person gets away with it every night. What are some ways to deal with this car ensure that they don’t come back? They are in a crown Victoria, and based on one of their stickers they are in some crown vic car group called gorillavics. This is in Dallas, Texas, and it is a red crown Victoria.
MsTerious1@reddit
You could put up a heavy duty sign that makes them anticipate undesirable results.
"LOSER PARKING ONLY"
"RESERVED FOR REJECTS"
"SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS ARE RECORDING"
You could throw a couple large boulders up that prevent them from parking if the owner is never around.
ADDandME@reddit
The answer is a go and try and be their friend and ask them all kinds of questions while looking as nerdy as possible
Fragrant-Wall-@reddit
Yeah they'll think hes a cop and leave. Or get annoyed and leave. Reality is most cities use undercover cops that fit the local profile. But they dont know that.
Whowhatwhen20@reddit
I like this. Everytime they show up. Put on the New Balance Or Nike Monarchs. Hike up your cargo shorts. Tuck in your plaid shirt.
Go be a dork. Start bringing out your own music.
Be inquisitive to the point of being annoying and too friendly. Ask if they are interested in playing dungeons and dragons, Pokémon or something you can assume they are not interested in.
Start following their car club. Post on it all the time. My new friends and you.
This might get them to find a new place to hang out.
I would say birdseed but they don’t seem to leave their cars and it’s at night.
UltraHornyMonster@reddit (OP)
I would, it’s also Dallas though and not sure if the risk reward is worth it.
Hibiscus-Thrower1620@reddit
Put up a sign saying "Parking reserved for mental morons only"
LowVoltCharlie@reddit
Caltrops
Sure-Boysenberry5491@reddit
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bishop42O@reddit
park your car their first.
Acrobatic_Emu_9322@reddit
Buy a shitty $1000 beater off Craigslist and just leave it parked. Can repeat as many times as needed.
NoContextCarl@reddit
Walk up to the car and #unzip
Few_Ad_7613@reddit
Roll up a piss disk really tight and shove it into their exhaust pipe. Make sure you've eaten lots of asparagus earlier in the day.
Velomelon@reddit
Sprinkle sheet metal screws all over the empty lot.
Ok-Communication1149@reddit
Perhaps a putrified carcass in their favorite parking spot would get them to consider going elsewhere.
TheChrisSuprun@reddit
Dude. You're in Dallas. DPD ain't coming out unless gun fire erupts. Now, if a M-80 or two goes off down the street a few times maybe neighbors call for gunfire, but otherwise you're cooked.