ULPT Pranks for my fuckin neighbour bellends!
Posted by walter_garber@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 21 comments
Things like glueing their trash bin closed, or putting salami on their car when it’s hot to stain the paint job….
Petty shit that will cause them some puzzlement and inconvenience for a fuckin change.
..the more creative and ‘what the fuck’ the better 👌
(They do deserve it - they call me a retard and stomp and slam because they know I’m Autistic with sound sensory problems)
HelenaHandbasket_11@reddit
You can also order Jehovahs witnesses online
Esmereldathebrave@reddit
Is that using GrubHub or Instacart or...
katzohki@reddit
Asking for a friend
banmeharderdaddy42@reddit
Insulation foam up the tailpipe, in the engine compartment, ans all over the windows. They'll be picking it off forever. You can take a needle nose pliers and pull the valve cores out of the tires. Brake fluid or industrial paint stripper all over it is fun.
katzohki@reddit
Schrader Valve Removal tool makes the valve removal ez pz
Gypsyfella@reddit
In the middle of the night, throw ice blocks on their roof.
They'll think it's rocks, but in the morning there will be nothing to see cos the ice will have melted.
You can claim innocence.
eyeroll611@reddit
What if it’s winter
katzohki@reddit
Then spray water instead
88Milton@reddit
LMFAO
Camikaze1340@reddit
Off the top of my head and for educational purposes only
Car - Small pebbles in the valve stem caps. Lipstick on the wiper blades, prawn shells under the hubcaps (good for the seagulls) roadkill inside the rear bumper..chain the diff to their garbage bins...
House - Order 40 pizzas and a few strippers to turn up in the wee am hours... food scraps on the roof is great for constant bird shit. Spray a giant cock on their lawn with roundup. Pull out all the fuses in the meter box..
So many things...
katzohki@reddit
Get a "Schader Valve Removal Tool"
asyouwish@reddit
Vaseline the windows and then add baby powder.
Dry_Marsupial427@reddit
Do what I did... buy a paintball gun... start pepperin' em 😁 if u wanna get nasty, there's a way to up the guns fps from... i think its 220fps? to around 750fps pretty easily! It won't fire paintball's anymore as the force will cause them to burst before they exit the barrel but, it sure as hell will shoot .60cal rubber bullets... just don't aim for the head...
halen2024@reddit
“paint” a massive cock and balls on their car bonnet using brake fluid.
Send in the ants.! Fill a super soaker with a sugar solution and spray liberally around their doors, windows and air vents. They will very quickly have the mother of all ant infestations
Have fun, fellow ND
HelenaHandbasket_11@reddit
Instant mashed potatoes in the front yard. A lot of them. And then wait for the rain. Trip wire that sprays microglitter everywhere. Marbles in the gas tank. Harmonica or rubber chicken in the tail pipe. Lightly spray milk on anything fabric.
verge_ofviolence@reddit
I heard they were very interested in Scientology. I would also fill in additional information requests online. They probably need to hear back from the experts on pest control, solar panels and Anderson windows. ( or anything else that pops up) They will love you for thinking about them.
ItPutsLotionOnItSkin@reddit
Fuck his dad
Specimanic@reddit
Yes! Yes! and show up at the next family event as his +1
Bratchan@reddit
Bumper stickers of random things they support pick what ever topic you want and slap it on there. I doubt they will even notice.
Lube up their door handle to their car or house. If you want to be extra special use Vaseline mixed with like fish fertilzer. You can also pour some of that sweet fishfertlizer into their car vent for extra fun.
Put a rock or something in like 1 or 2 of their tier air valves for a sloow leak.
Turn on their hose just barely most people won't notice its running so when winter comes.. it be a nice one for them.
Lube up the trash can handle
If one is married.. well its time for that anonomus letter to the spouse about you just finding out they are married. That you been the side piece. Make sure you mention their name.. and what type of car they drive... that one day you got suspecious and followed him home and bam found out.
Revolutionary-Half-3@reddit
If the trash can has wheels, put a large screw into it, so it'll rotate and jam. Bonus points if the screws isn't quite long enough to prevent them from pulling hard enough to drag the wheel around carving a groove into the can.
Powder actuated nailer uses a .22 cal blank to put nails into concrete, add a washer and pop a few into the bottom of the can before they load it up.
Former-Increase-9165@reddit
There’s tons of stuff to do to annoying humans, first save some pee, pour it into a sandwich bag, lay it flat in freezer, when frozen remove from baggie, slide it under their door when they aren’t home, it will melt and smell awefull, there’s these electronic cricket things that randomly chirp, battery lasts for months, easy to hide in vents or toss in a door/ window, grease under wipers, under door handles, I would hang up several wind chimes,as far as ruining paint on a vehicle, brake fluid is the most effective paint remover, and is easy to apply to paint,