The Dude’s Lighter
Posted by SendTobacco@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 106 comments
If anyone wants to accessorize their Dude costumes next year, the vintage Scripto Vu lighters are always for sale on eBay.
Posted by SendTobacco@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 106 comments
If anyone wants to accessorize their Dude costumes next year, the vintage Scripto Vu lighters are always for sale on eBay.
senbenitoo@reddit
"[You're] a good man... and thorough."
SendTobacco@reddit (OP)
Could you slide your shorts down, Mr. Lebowski, please.
Admirable_Average_32@reddit
Yeah, well you know, that’s just like..uh, your opinion man.
mcbeezy94@reddit
“Well, Dude, we just don’t know.”
NukeDaBurbz@reddit
I don’t need a lighter I need my fucking Johnson!
Pleasant_Expert_1990@reddit
What do ya need that for, Dude?
ColdRamen03@reddit
You mean coitus?
RedPhule@reddit
I mean, you know the guy?
Bigspotdaddy@reddit
A fellow Seamus
AyeHaightEweAwl@reddit
Is that what this is a picture of?
henrydaiv@reddit
His lady friend, dude.
iamthetoe2799@reddit
Special lady friend
MaryAnnZhlotnik@reddit
I saw a lot of Dude costumes on here and I gotta say, they all need to find some Jelly sandals circa 1991.
kinkyslc1@reddit
sorotomotor@reddit
> vintage Scripto Vu lighters are always for sale on eBay.
Whereas, without batting an eye, a man will refer to his Bic, or his Zippo, or his Ronson.
Mind_if_I_do_uh_J@reddit
That's marvellous
What-a-Crock@reddit
Far fucking out
johnnyfever1997@reddit
It really ties the room together.
DAMON5280@reddit
Hey man, this was obviously a valued possession, man, but it just, uhh, it might be, I mean it could be a lot more complex. Have you considered that the lighter came with the bowling pin pipe as a set, man? Have you? Sir?
SendTobacco@reddit (OP)
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?!
DAMON5280@reddit
The lighter kidnapped itself, man. It kidnapped itself.
tditman2@reddit
That has not occurred to us dude
DAMON5280@reddit
Well, ok, uhh you guys are privy to all the new shit so…
MrNice1983@reddit
Were you listening to the Dude’s lighter?
thebenn@reddit
Is that what this is a picture of
SendTobacco@reddit (OP)
Where’s the fucking money you little brat?!
burlingtonhopper@reddit
Here’s a dumb question that I don’t know the answer to:
Why does the dude keep choking on his weed? I had an easier time smoking a joint when I was 12.
LupercaniusAB@reddit
Have you never smoked Mexican suitcase weed?
JamesTheLockGuy@reddit
Mexican suitcase weed is verrrry different from desert briefcase weed. It’s just you and the cartel member there, eyeball to eyeball…the hombre in the adidas tracksuit. Worthy fucking adversary.
LupercaniusAB@reddit
Walter, we aren’t talking about a guy who faced down the Sinaloas in the middle of the Mojave. This guy sells weed on Calvert Street in Van Nuys…
JamesTheLockGuy@reddit
The location of the dealer is not the issue here, Dude!!! We’re talking about unchecked dirt weed being smoked here, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT!!! Also, “guy who sells weed” is not the preferred nomenclature, Budtender, please.
SnakePlissken1980@reddit
By the time you reach middle age, especially if you've been smoking weed for decades, your lungs aren't quite what they used to be. I
George_G_Geef@reddit
He's maintaining a steady drug regimen to keep his mind limber. Lotta ins, lotta outs.
2wheelsThx@reddit
Some people engage in it compulsively and without joy.
Pimpstik69@reddit
Oh no !
thai-stik-admin@reddit
Oh yes pipmstik, these unfortunate souls cannot light up with their Bic, or Zippo, or Robson.
therealtwomartinis@reddit
Ronson?
Pimpstik69@reddit
Bummer man ….. that’s a bummer
Electronic_Heat_1581@reddit
the scene with maud for example, he takes old roaches and lights them using a holder for them lmao those things are like 95% straight black resin... GNARLY in a bad way very harsh
CrackinBacks@reddit
I only remember him choking once, when he was in bed with Maude. The other times he’s just holding it in his lungs for as long as possible to get more high (which doesn’t actually work but I still do it out of habit)
thefeckcampaign@reddit
Because it’s dirt weed, man.
jpopimpin777@reddit
I'm pretty sure it's to let us know he's not smoking dank. Probably some of that California outdoor.
katet_of_19@reddit
And he's definitely too lazy to sift through it to get out the stems, so it probably smokes like ass.
jpopimpin777@reddit
Makes me kinda nostalgic
Silverward@reddit
He’s had a really rough night and he hates the fuckin eagles, man.
HelloYoghurt@reddit
Does his choking surprise you sir? Strong men also choke! Strong men also choke!
Jealous-Report4286@reddit
Fucking A
trevordsnt@reddit
Cause it’s funny
kgas36@reddit
No, Dude, that hadn't occurred to us.
Keepeating71@reddit
Com on man you don’t know that for sure
CrystlBluePersuasion@reddit
It's been stolen, Walter! You fucking know it's been stolen!
Keepeating71@reddit
It was parked in a handicap zone
undergroundspruce@reddit
Perhaps they towed it
Keepeating71@reddit
Fuck it I’m going home
dj_ordje@reddit
Phone's ringing, dude
CrystlBluePersuasion@reddit
THANK YOU DONNY
boop66@reddit
And what do you do?
I'm unemployed.
diligentnickel@reddit
The Dude just wants a lighter.
Key_Country3756@reddit
New [vintage lighter] has come to light!
Maleficent-Detail-62@reddit
New light has come to shit
clarkesanders1000@reddit
Does the woods Pope in the shit?
strongsilenttypos@reddit
I am the way, the truth and the light, no one comes to know the Dude but by me….
**The Book of Donnie, chapter 4 Verse 20…..
Hagfist@reddit
Shut the fuck up
sax6romeo@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donnie!
jjames34@reddit
New shit has come to light man
broberds@reddit
Lighter than you are.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
And a good day to you, sir.
Apart-Chair-9674@reddit
Ohh cool
Expert-Joke9528@reddit
I've got a collection of these
therealtwomartinis@reddit
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR
SirKermit@reddit
Fuckin' A, man. I got a rash man. Fuckin' A...
grimatonguewyrm@reddit
It’s like Lenin said
boop66@reddit
I am the walrus
mouawad23@reddit
Shut the fuck up /u boop66
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Far out...
Fun-Illustrator5642@reddit
Vee schtill vant zee money Lebovski or we fucks you ups mann
gothamtg@reddit
Called a superlative lighter
Huge-Acanthisitta485@reddit
This was uh...this was a valued uh...
Bullshit_Conduit@reddit
Far fucking out.
abides-the-dude-does@reddit
look, man, I've got certain information, all right?
grimatonguewyrm@reddit
What in God’s name are you blathering about?
GristleMcThornbody1@reddit
Oh cool I used to have one of those. I can't remember what the picture was though, it wasn't a bowler. Maybe a fish jumping out of a lake?
masterchief69420xxx@reddit
You're being very undude.
GristleMcThornbody1@reddit
Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
FrozenWaffleMaker@reddit
You want a lighter? I can get you a lighter. There are ways, dude.
bustanut_dabmaster@reddit
Hell, I can get you a lighter by 3 o’clock this afternoon WITH a bowler on it.
bustanut_dabmaster@reddit
He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
ShockTheCasbah@reddit
That did not occur to me, dude.
southofheavy@reddit
A fitting incendiary device for Mr. Marijuana
ahoypolloi_@reddit
I’m not sure I have the necessary means the necessary means to buy one
DiscHashDisc@reddit
Excuse me?
Think_Reflection4428@reddit
That does shed some light on the situation
pillcitydoughboy@reddit
Fuck yeah dude
Dobstylin@reddit
Pimpstik69@reddit
GODDAMMIT !!!!
mjpfinger@reddit
Good intel, Walter!!
Jealous-Report4286@reddit
The beauty of it is its simplicity
mjpfinger@reddit
I’m finishing my coffee!!
itsaquinoa@reddit
Oh, fuckin’ A!
itz_soki@reddit
No, I said Wu peed on rug, not Vu.
No_Trash5076@reddit
Worthy fucking adversary.
No_Trash5076@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
OtheDismantler@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
2wheelsThx@reddit
New [old] shit has come to lighters!
resjudicata2@reddit
This is a bummer, man.
Finatic4Life20@reddit
That’s fucking interesting, man. That’s fucking interesting.