ULPT Request: How to turn 75$ into 4 000$ in 4 months?

Posted by gothpaypigqueen@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 49 comments

Some additional info:
- It can't be legal employment IRL (Since covid the minimum age is 18 where I live. I'm 17 still)
- It can be online job (Preferably without experience. I don't have any. I'll heavily appreciate recommendations which ones to apply to)
- It can be less than legal. As long as profit is there. No kids and elderly please
- The more steady profit, the better. I need to lock in, no gambling

I know I fumbled big time 🙏 I need to somehow get 4 000$. More or less legal, IRL or online. I'll consider it all. Thanks in advance

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TheRealTengri@reddit

Learn counting cards then go to a casino. Make sure to not get caught.

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JesseB342@reddit

I know you said no gambling but maybe look into arbitrage betting. It’s technically gambling but it’s done in such a way that it produces a guaranteed ROI.

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gothpaypigqueen@reddit (OP)

I've considered placing all on diddy staying in prison and if I would, I would loose it all. I'm not a good gambler, I need something that I can't lose money on

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madkins007@reddit

Just a quick reality check- if the answer was something easy, pleasant, and even a little legal, everyone would be doing it to gain extra cash.

The ways to accomplish this will almost all include a significant amount of hard work, nastiness, luck, investment, illegality, swallowing your pride and dignity, etc

You'll probably have to do several things that all make a little money rather than a big thing.

Look for things you can make, repair, customize, etc to sell.

Sell off anything you have of value, including platelets or plasma.

Do jobs for people- painting, dog walking, hauling junk.

Pander to fetishes and prurient interests.

Run scams. You said it is a tourist town. Find a scam crew and join it

Street busker or panhandler.

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gothpaypigqueen@reddit (OP)

Run scams. You said it is a tourist town. Find a scam crew and join it

I said it is NOT a tourist town. It's primarily old people, with no attractions

Sell off anything you have of value, including platelets or plasma.

That's more of a thing I've been looking for tbh. Are those bought by private companies? Are any of them operating in Europe?

Pander to fetishes and prurient interests.

That'll do I guess. Do you know of any websites that connect sellers and buyers?

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madkins007@reddit

Pfft, nope. I live in the US and as an old straight white guy I don't know much about the fetish market.

Sorry about the tourist town- I was answering on my phone and cannot see the original post.

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Honky_Town@reddit

Sell used underwear. Socks and feetpics.

If you male ... good luck. Buy some female pic and panties and tr to sell

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gothpaypigqueen@reddit (OP)

I'm not saying I'd do that, but if I would, where should I look?

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ClairelySarah@reddit

I’ve seen some creepy posts on Craigslist that are just worded differently etc

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Honky_Town@reddit

No idea, i always hear about people buying panties and socks, could be a myth.

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Sterling_-_Archer@reddit

He doesn’t need to pretend, there’s plenty of creeps who’ll gladly shell out for used male undies. They nearly exclusively hang out in gym changing rooms too, yet oddly never work out

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LiamBellcam@reddit

1) Wear female panties yourself for a week straight.

2) Catfish a creep

3) Profit

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THEANTI-CORPORATION@reddit

Fiverr and uplift check it out

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RemoteEmotions@reddit

If you were in the US, you could donate plasma twice a week and get around 500-700 a month

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gothpaypigqueen@reddit (OP)

I'm not in the US but I'll check it out. Is it like giving away blood? Are there any risks to it?

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lundytoo@reddit

Find things on FB Marketplace (Buy nothing groups) or Craigslist that are free, under valued, or repairable. Snatch them up quick and resell them for more than you paid or trade up. Only slightly unethical in as much as the previous owner could have made money if they were paying closer attention or were better informed.

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RemoteEmotions@reddit

That’s not unethical at all, that’s literally people’s careers lol.

That is an ethical life pro tip

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riiil@reddit

Easy: play roulette on red, win 6 times in a row and you'll have 4800$.

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Swag3340@reddit

Make sure that after the 6th win in a row you get greedy and go for that 7th! Some more money can’t hurt, right?

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Blood-blood-blood@reddit

IT'S BASICALLY FREE MONEY

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riiil@reddit

Come on he's already having 800 more than what he asked

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malavaihappy@reddit

$800 more! Humans are so greedy smh They can’t just be happy with surviving. They also need to have a hobby or interest. Tired of these selfish people running our government >!/s!<

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Konilos@reddit

Easy

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lundytoo@reddit

Kidnap pets and wait for the reward posters.

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skate1243@reddit

fuck you for even suggesting something like this

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SneeKeeFahk@reddit

It's the a plotline in Seven Psychopaths, fantastic movie if you haven't seen it.

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Wander3476@reddit

Well, it still deserves an upvote, considering where we are

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skate1243@reddit

No the fuck it doesnt. Sell drugs like a self respecting criminal

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Sterling_-_Archer@reddit

Buy a mower and go mow lawns for $50/each. Mow 1 lawn per day M-F with weekends off and you’ll easily make $1,000 per month. Update price to whatever you want or need to cover costs and you’re golden

Even better, do 2 per day M-F and you’ll make $8,000 in 4 months

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gothpaypigqueen@reddit (OP)

I'm not in the US. Assuming I'd charge something similiar in value to the 50$, I doubt many would sign up, if any. People there just do it themselves, and I don't have enough money to buy lawn mower

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Sterling_-_Archer@reddit

My bad, where are you located?

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gothpaypigqueen@reddit (OP)

Poland

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Sterling_-_Archer@reddit

Polish people can’t work at 17? I thought you just had to have parental consent and a health exam, I have very extended family in Poland and I swear my family member was working at 17 last year

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gothpaypigqueen@reddit (OP)

Technically it is possible but many places backed out of it after covid. At least the stationary ones. I'm looking still for some online job

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himboknight@reddit

Realistically, you’re going to have to look at fuel and travel costs as well, unless you clients are in the neighborhood to drive the mower to. 3/day at $50 is the minimum I would shoot for to cover expenses. As far as a trailer to haul it goes… good luck?

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Sterling_-_Archer@reddit

Obviously we don’t know where he’s located, but he could just push the mower on the sidewalk. I made $2k/month every summer walking a mower around when I was in high school, it is exhausting but you do what you have to do to stay fed.

Expenses are not really that high. Maybe $10 in fuel a day, I guess $15 if it’s higher than I remember. Typically they hold about a half gallon and go through that much per hour, lawns usually took me 1 hour each, so you’re looking at 1 gallon per day, about $3. Lunch and drinks for the day could make it $10-$15 if you pack it and carry it.

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launchedsquid@reddit

crime. Buy a balaclava, some gloves, and a crowbar and start breaking into businesses, steal easy to sell untraceable things like alcohol and cigarettes and sell 'em cheap.

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