So so so many "what to do abt a car thats pissing me off" posts 🤔 can we get a sticky for this?

The following is for informational purposes only! Dont do any of this stuff its naughty and makes you a bad person

So since I'm a naughty bad person here we go...

• Obv first step is locate then neutralize any lights or surveillance cameras overlooking the area

• airtag the car so you can pull these pranks at the most appropriate location and gather more info on the subject

• sprinkle bird seed on/near car -- birds poop on it

• put fox piss (or whatever) into air intake area -- smell like hell when interior air system is used

• get a value stem tool and loosen each tire valve stem a different amt -- different flat tire every day

• loosen ALL the lugnuts

• remove all the lugnuts

• remove the wheels entirely but do NOT leave up on blocks

• get a floor jack and move the car to wherever you want it -- do it right and the police will have it towed away

• use your floor jack to put blocks under the car so the wheels dont touch the ground (works best if you deflate the tires to)

• get a center punch tool for marking sheet metal (tool looks like ballpointpen) -- they shatter safety glass as quietly as it can be done and easy to do as you walk past

• if they still use a key to unlock the door shoot a load of superglue into the lock

• get a slimjim and learn how to open cars this opens new vistas of revenge (begin by pooping in the driver seat)

• if part of a couple leave incriminating evidence for the significant other to find -- guys have a hard time explaining g-string underwear

• get a length of hose and put it in the gas tank leave the other end on the ground (lower than the tank) physics will do the rest

• put "stuff" in the gas tank -- ask a car guy what will work

• find or make bumper stickers than the car owner would find embarrassing put on a different one each day

• you learned how to open cars or break windows right? Put a garden hose into the car and turn on water

• you can get in the car and you have superglue right? Start gluing things! I just discovered expanding foam.... it looks like fun

• get a can of spray paint and leave a less than polite msg

• attach a strong cable to something vital but fragile like a steering control arm attach other end to something sturdy (they dont park there cars next to each other do they?)... somethings getting broken

• have strong friends and the car is small? Lift car and set each wheel on a overturned metal trash bin - good luck getting it down

• have not so strong friends or the car is to large to lift? Just roll it on its side (or roof)

• banana (or worse) in the tailpipe

• steal the catalytic converter - sell for a profit!

• drain the oil (dispose of properly)

• rent a Bobcat and play with the car the way a pit bull "plays" with a rabbit

• set the car on fire

Do you know more abt the dickhead in question like name address etc? Bc theres a much much longer list if you can bring the problems to where they live and work... and stop to buy gas.... remember you put on a airtag