ULPT Resquest: Turn $5 into $40 by tonight?
Posted by unluckyantelope45@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 59 comments
Throwaway for embarrassment reasons… Long story short, I got screwed by my job out of workers comp pay. I’m pursuing it thru the courts but that will take awhile and I need to feed my family tonight while I figure out what else to do. I currently have just over $5 to my name. What can I do to hopefully try and turn that into a small grocery trip for my family tonight?
nevergnastop@reddit
Sell piss disks
bluesjunky69420@reddit
If you’re a guy, sorry bro. If you’re a girl, find one person on here to pay you $40 for a sexy video call.
You’ll realize you can make a lot more than that hahah.
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
Doesn’t matter how bad it gets, I’d never sell my soul
SummerSunshine-@reddit
The kids gotta eat and you get a free meal too! Get slobberin on that thang 😛
ClairelySarah@reddit
Wait, what subreddit would someone use to find a paying person?
Major-BFweener@reddit
Lots of gay men have money.
kungfungus@reddit
Lots of closeted, married gay men too.
yourgrandmasgrandma@reddit
What is your point? Are closeted gay men not gay men?
kungfungus@reddit
Neh bro, just that they'd gladly pay even more. Chill
gunsforevery1@reddit
Lottery tickets.
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
I wish I could give a “tinfoil” award to shitty suggestions like this lmao. I once watched a guy spend the entirety of his rent ($800) on lottery tickets because he was hoping to get money for next month too. He won $0
gunsforevery1@reddit
You should have sold your kids lunchables and bought lottery tickets.
riiil@reddit
Easy : play roulette on red an win 3 times in a row.
Other questions ?
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
Wow. I’ll get on that!
wildjakes@reddit
online casino
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
I’m not interested in losing money, even potentially
Fabulous_Yesterday77@reddit
ramen and some green onions
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
Thank you for the advice!
Fun-Dot-3029@reddit
🍆😮
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
I don’t care how bad it gets. I’ll never sell my soul to get by
Fun-Dot-3029@reddit
Gotta pay the troll toll, to get into the boys soul.
the_darkishknight@reddit
I love that you went straight to beejes
limited_empathy@reddit
A forty is a forty.
the_darkishknight@reddit
$40 the hard way is still $40, and it comes with a warm meal.
somebodyelse22@reddit
Hard on the knees though.
janeisaproblem@reddit
Free protein
Sarionum@reddit
That's literally one blow job. 10 minutes of your time. Dont forget to swallow for an extra tip.
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
Disgusting suggestion 👍
DoctorJekylll@reddit
Papa Murphy's has a 🍕 sale for the month of November, for MySlice rewards members. Sign up or login
A medium 1-top pizza for ONE DOLLAR!
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
Good comms, thanks!
sendbooba@reddit
uber eats / door dash but it might take a few days to process your background check.. so maybe in the future
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
Waiting on Uber rn! DoorDash suspended me because my ID has short hair and I have really long hair now and no glasses anymore (4 year difference) and they said I wasn’t the person in the pic and have ignored any attempts to appeal over the last 6 months. I even got a new ID. I just took the L eventually
Badbadbobo@reddit
Pawn or Marketplace if you have any worthwhile items to spare. Sadly, $5 is not a lot to invest for a quick turn around. Someone suggested selling water outside a sports venue. You might get a case of water and a small bag of ice for $5, but you might have to dig out some quarters.
Badbadbobo@reddit
Local craiglist or similar might offer a couple one-day cash jobs
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
I actually tried that before coming on this sub but nothing im qualified for was posted :/
OutsideBuy3669@reddit
Buy a case of water bottles and sell each one for a dollar outside of a sports venue
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
I tried this today. I couldn’t find any games but I did try the outside of a rec center, and made about $10 before I was kicked out haha. I was undercutting what they charged for bottles and you’d be surprised how many people go and forget water. They just didn’t like me :/ I’ll try a different day though
Altruistic-Editor942@reddit
Concerts too
tickintimedog@reddit
I bought cold water bottles and gatorade from a guy with a cooler in a south florida intersection.
Didn’t even need them, but I was impressed, let him keep the change
WesTxStoner425@reddit
Donate plasma. Pays well.
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
Sure, but I haven’t done that yet and I know the first time — at least — is a decently long process, and I don’t have a sitter for the kids on this short notice :/ I’m planning on doing that over the weekend though!
maybeitstimetorun@reddit
Beans and rice can be stretched
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
That you’re right about
SeriousMonkey2019@reddit
Hit up a food pantry and get the food to feed your family for free.
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
The ones around me are pecked clean usually, and one of my children has a couple allergies and so I get nervous getting food from places like that. Maybe I’m just irrationally anxious, but it gives me that peace of mind. My kids will always eat. If I have to send them to my parents to get a meal, I’ll do that. I just really would like to have them eat here.
This is my own fault. My cat needed emergency vet care and the bill was the entirety of my “emergency fund”/savings. I could have done the payment plan but the thought of more debt sounded terrible. I’m already doing so well with the debt I have now. If I would have thought this through more clearly instead of broadly thinking that all debt is unnecessary, I wouldn’t be where I’m at.
ZunarDoric@reddit
r/sportsbook
unluckyantelope45@reddit (OP)
I’m scared fr
f1ve-Star@reddit
Casino, bet on 17.
ClairelySarah@reddit
Why 17?
f1ve-Star@reddit
A professional psychic told me. You cannot lose. However they warned something about a pandemic if I did it a second time. I let those winnings ride MF. Was able to buy me a newish mobile home in a decent park back in 2019. All good for me.
ClairelySarah@reddit
Shoot, I’m fine with that. I didn’t lose anyone in the last pandemic and I’ve got plenty of narcissists in my family. Win/win
AdhesivenessWeary377@reddit
That’s like way over the $40 if it hits. $175 I believe at my local. But it’s a $10 minimum.
f1ve-Star@reddit
Damn. $10 minimum to even gamble. Looks like OP is eating beans or rice.
Maybe buy a book on foraging.
Trizmagestus@reddit
How big's your butthole?
abarthsimpson@reddit
Go buy some kneepads.
lanadelcryingagain@reddit
Qmee surveys. It takes a while but it pays you out.
Baby-Blueberry-2554@reddit
Go to dollar tree.
ongoldenwaves@reddit
Sign up for ibotta. Only issue is until you get to 20 you can not withdraw.
rachh90@reddit
a box of pasta and a jar of sauce