“Look at the city slicker on his fancy German broom!”

>Oh, thank you Madam Hooch. I was just reminded about last years quidditch debacle! Yes thank you. Students, due to the amount of firecrotch coming from the friction coefficients of Firebolts™, all quidditch players must submit to mandatory jockstrap fitting. All male players hopeful to make their house teams please report to my office this evening following the conclusion of festivities.