Birthday cake a friend made me

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Whimsical_Vixen@reddit

I'm glad my mind isn't that weird, congratulations on the 26 years

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Cat5edope@reddit

Dear god why do I know what that means

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AppropriateCover7972@reddit

I learned it involuntary on the internet. What's your excuse?

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lordpawsey@reddit

Someone at work mentioned it and I searched it. I had eBay recommendations for sounding kits for months after.

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AppropriateCover7972@reddit

case and point why you should click and search for weird links only with VPN in a privacy focused browser. i learned not clicking on discord links until I know whats behind them...

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Someone told me it was a fun thing to do somewhere in the late 90s, but they didn't explain it; they knew I would go home and use my dial-up internet connection to seek knowledge. I suspect they thought it would be funny to imagine me finding out what it is.

It just looked downright painful. No thanks.

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AppropriateCover7972@reddit

Ah, the classic.

Yeah, for medical reasons I had to insert a catheter in my urethra several times a day for years until I got a suprapubic catheter. I don't get it at all. And it's not just bc my muscles misbehave down there. I really don't appreciate how it feels at all

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WokeBriton@reddit

I wish you well with that.

Thankfully, I've never been catheterised, so I'm happy to take your word for it. Good luck.

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ohshiteo@reddit

do you use arch

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sdre345@reddit

As somebody who does not frequent r/linux or the Linux family of OSs much, this sounds like a very obvious joke about suffering through using Linux.

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mephgaze@reddit

you’ve been doing WHAT for 26 years ????

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jerrydberry@reddit

r/sounding

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PlaySame7626@reddit

Thanks God, i mature content was blocked.

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Apart_Account_5942@reddit

What the fuck--- how do I erase that from my memory

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pivovy@reddit

Shit man I clicked thinking it was about people using sonar or something, or making their own sonar, ranging stuff, or maybe homemade ultrasound machines, idk, sounds cool either way right?... I was wrong. It wasn't about that. At all.

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WokeBriton@reddit

I was once told it was fun (but not what it was), so I searched for the subject out of curiosity. The image results looked downright painful.

If you do find a sub(ha!) about homemade sonic ranging, I advise caution because I'm pretty sure it will get posts from confused guys who should be posting in the above-linked sub.

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tofu_b3a5t@reddit

Be like the marijuana and arborist subreddits and create the subreddit of your dreams, r/rodinurethraejoyers, where everyone can share their sonic projects.

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tofu_b3a5t@reddit

r/sfwsounding

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dpflug@reddit

Dude, no NSFW warning is party foul.

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jerrydberry@reddit

There is nsfw warning if you follow the link. If you did not have one it means you already visited recently and got/acknowledged the nsfw warnign earlier dude...

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dpflug@reddit

Oh, I didn't even click. That would be the site-wide warning, though, wouldn't it? I still think it's a good idea to warn folks who don't know. Would give them a chance to go, "Oh, maybe I'll just check a dictionary first. My kid's in the room."

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Specialist_Syrup_281@reddit

I need to learn to not be so curious 😀

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ScottIBM@reddit

The world is full of things to discover, never lose your curiosity!

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mephgaze@reddit

curiosity killed the cat

but satisfaction brought it back

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Light10115@reddit

Wasn't it wisdom

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Irverter@reddit

Given the topic, pretty sure it was satisfaction.

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Light10115@reddit

I meant the original thingamabob

But yeah, topic wise it's satisfaction

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Buddy59-1@reddit

The only one I've heard is satisfaction so idk

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evan_brosky@reddit

That's why the cats have 9 lives

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SalamanderSilly6974@reddit

Into the grill of a truck called Mack

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Time-Transition-7332@reddit

can't unsee that

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SunnyStar4@reddit

Reddit is skilled at teaching people not to ask questions that they aren't 1000% sure they want to know the answer to. I've started to think before I google. Thanks Reddit!

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AppropriateCover7972@reddit

true. At least don't look for visuals

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Ursomrano@reddit

I knew the link to that subreddit would be here, I just knew it.

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Nathan-5807@reddit

How do I unlearn something?

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Crilde@reddit

something > /dev/null

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PingMyHeart@reddit

sudo wipe memory

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Nathan-5807@reddit

rm \~/reddit/linux/sounding

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RoxyAndBlackie128@reddit

dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/kmem

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SanityInAnarchy@reddit

When you figure it out, please tell r/outerwilds

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Jojos_BA@reddit

well its wither time or drugs

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evan_brosky@reddit

I knew what it was going to be, that it is not my thing at all, yet I still clicked lol

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YesIsGood@reddit

gaaahhhhhhh, why.

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WokeBriton@reddit

Because they can?

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Kichigai@reddit

Because humans are wonderfully diverse and creative?

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ewwerellewe@reddit

💀

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Nexis4Jersey@reddit

username partial fits...

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SadOldMagician@reddit

a lot of things partially fit.

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WokeBriton@reddit

😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😆😂🤣😅

You win the internet for tonight. Time to go offline.

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Rickrossboi@reddit

Dear lord, my mother worked at an ER for a while, and one time she had a patient who lost one of those rods in their urethra. Turns out, they are not pleasant to remove

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yezakimak@reddit

Ewwwwww why did i even clicked

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vadimafu@reddit

That's gonna remain blue

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jerrydberry@reddit

Wise.

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V12inDC@reddit

What a Terrible day to Have Eyes!

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LegendOfDave88@reddit

I hate you so much

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jerrydberry@reddit

You are welcome

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thebat_ba@reddit

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SEE THIS

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jerrydberry@reddit

I gave you the choice, you took the red pill.

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tukuiPat@reddit

I don't think they made you click the subreddit link.

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thebat_ba@reddit

you totally got the joke

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Goldenkrew3000@reddit

I am NOT clicking that

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jerrydberry@reddit

We all know you did

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Sergeant_Ducky@reddit

I knew what was the likely outcome. I still clicked anyways just incase 🤦

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moistnoodel@reddit

Looks like my internet saved me from something cursed

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bvimo@reddit

That's blocked here, can somebody describe it?

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dumbasPL@reddit

If there is a hole, there is a way. But the hole is the one in your penis. It's about showing things in there.

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deadly_love3@reddit

Oh hell yea

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destinyrrj@reddit

OMFG, what have I seen...

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AndyGait@reddit

Well you learn something new every day.

Man alive, I wish I hadn't 😫

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nothing_is_permanant@reddit

Do not click ☝️

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sotos2004@reddit

Thank God I read the description of the subreddit before I open any picture!!!!!

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Linux4ever_Leo@reddit

LOL! I immediately thought the same thing! I guess dirty minds think alike!

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EmergencyArachnid734@reddit

ALSA

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Masterofunlocking1@reddit

First thing I thought about. The internet has ruined me

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dohzer@reddit

This is where my mind went. Anyone know what it was actually referencing?

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jerrydberry@reddit

Other comments suggest that cakeshop was not familiar with Linux and made a mistake in the word "sudoing" requested by the customer

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This_User_Said@reddit

Imagine them trying to explain how they made a cake with a penguin talking about hiding metal rods.

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bolonga16@reddit

Cake looks like it was baked in a glass pan it's still in. Likely not professional

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dohzer@reddit

That honestly makes a lot of sense.

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xHeejungx@reddit

op’s gf here. he’s into this game called sdvx which i don’t really know shit about and mistakenly thought sounding was a term from it

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Jacquelinettt@reddit

Funnily I’m like 75% sure it stemmed from Kevincord lol when we were deciding what name to use for the SDVX channel we were thinking of funny name for it

For everyone else reading I’m the one who actually took the picture to send to OP

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mainframe_maisie@reddit

OP might need a broad spectrum antibiotic is all I'm saying

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AppropriateCover7972@reddit

exactly my thought

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PlaySame7626@reddit

26 years spends in a 2 dimensional black square.

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psychopassed@reddit

ALSA is approximately 26 years old.

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yuriteixeira@reddit

and the plot thickens

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2xspectre@reddit

That's good thinking right there.

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organs_insideout271@reddit

If r/linux and r/sounding had a baby— I mean a cake.

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HumbleHistorian3231@reddit

26 years of WHAT?!

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Asleep-Pound-1926@reddit

Just wait four more years... "30 Years Fisting"

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joshjaxnkody@reddit

What have you been doing for 26 years?

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fistful_of_ideals@reddit

My man's got a urethra like a windsock

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omenmedia@reddit

When he walks in a breeze it sounds like when you blow a tune on an empty bottle.

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scul86@reddit

A whole new meaning to blow job...

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AvarageAmongstPeers@reddit

And suddenly, at the nudist colony, you hear the tones of el condor pasa

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fistful_of_ideals@reddit

hhhhhHHHHHOOooooohhhh

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SliceThePi@reddit

i wheeze laughed

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GirthyPigeon@reddit

A willy like a wizard's sleeve.

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fistful_of_ideals@reddit

It really sucks when your Johnson is both hotdog and hallway

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I_AM_FERROUS_MAN@reddit

That is prose.

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Helmic@reddit

man could get a stiffy and have a cupholder for those seagram cans

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mephgaze@reddit

yeah this is a brand new sentence too

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EDS_Eliksni@reddit

That’s gotta be a new sentence

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adrian_shade@reddit

Wtf is sounding

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updatelee@reddit

Not what you are thinking, think more nsfw and urethra penetration

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davestar2048@reddit

r/sounding

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Nexis4Jersey@reddit

"reddit" it...

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Upbeat-Trip-5447@reddit

41 years old reborn again millennial trying to get my college. I'm kind of disabled with the ADHD and back issue. I'm telling you the department of whatever I'm going nowhere solid for 4 years at the school I'm constantly having problems and I'm barely barely almost 50 units getting my degree AA level.

Community colleges.. :( it hurts me.

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puppymix@reddit

Did they tell the cake shop "sudoing" but they misread and put sounding? Please explain op.

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retardedGeek@reddit

Thanks for the real explanation 😭

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puppymix@reddit

I mean, it's just a guess lol. Really hoping to hear more.

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retardedGeek@reddit

I hope you're right

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puppymix@reddit

I do too. But take it from a transgender furry arch user, I know there are some wacky Linux users out there so anything is possible lmao.

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davestar2048@reddit

Christ dude, just pick a struggle.

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puppymix@reddit

I don't consider any of those things to be struggle. I'm proud of who I am.

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AppropriateCover7972@reddit

Damn, you are a cliche. No offense, Furry run the world, but damn. I also use Arch, btw. Just not as my main driver

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Nexis4Jersey@reddit

They now have coding / linux groups at Furry Cons... Arch , Mint and Pop OS are the top distros in the furry community..

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puppymix@reddit

Tbf I haven't owned thigh highs in years and I don't drink monster energy.

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AppropriateCover7972@reddit

But you have owned them in the past? dang

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AppropriateCover7972@reddit

omg thank you for making it PG again

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rugbat@reddit

I'm hoping this is the case.

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sirmentio@reddit

Let's hope it's not with a pipe wire

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Nexis4Jersey@reddit

I think its with pulse....audio..sorry I can't help myself with this thread.

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davestar2048@reddit

How else do you JACK?

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Left_Revolution_3748@reddit

wow

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Superb-Serve9840@reddit

r/sounding proud member

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hadrabap@reddit

LOL 🤣

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Ok_Charity_9629@reddit

Hardware category, XD

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GenosPasta@reddit

I think he meant to write 'sudoing'

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ParaStudent@reddit

Just don't use the chopsticks, you don't want splinters

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GonzoBalls69@reddit

Or candle wax, iykyk

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nubvojaganto@reddit

I didn't want to imagine this.

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edked@reddit

Unless you have plastic, lacquer, or those Korean metal ones.

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Helmic@reddit

i need to get me the korean ones, the cheap bamboo ones you can get at any grocery store just immediately start absorbing sauces and discolor. kinda worried about the texture though, like i would assume the bamboo's helpful for gripping the food, but i guess the one pair of plastic ones i ever had weren't noticeably slippery.

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drostan@reddit

You do not want the Korean one, they are square and flat, very impractical for eating to be honest

you want the Taiwanese one, smooth metal round, longer, a lot easier to use, especially since they are also thicker.... Which may not be an issue for your use considering the vast experience in the domain

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ProfessionalDoctor@reddit

Why do you assume he's intending to use them for eating?

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Scream_Tech7661@reddit

I spent a year working in Korea, and I took a lot of chopsticks home as souvenirs. I had the boxy wooden ones, round plastic ones, and round metal ones. They have all kinds of chopsticks there.

I worked in an elementary school, and our cafeteria chopsticks were round and metal like you describe the Taiwanese ones (not longer though).

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noneedtoprogram@reddit

The ones I remember from South Korea were rounded metal (certainly not sharp square profile) with sort of grippy tips. This was in one of Samsung's canteens while I was visiting then for work.

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BluudLust@reddit

They're pretty ways once you learn how to use them, honestly. I have no issues with mine. I find them easier than the metal round ones I have.

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Helmic@reddit

thanks that is actually handy, though the nice thing about square ones (most readily available chopsticks in grocery stores are square) is that they don't roll away. you can set them down and be reasonbly confident they'll still be there when you get back.

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drostan@reddit

The nice round one have the top part facetted to solve this issue

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bigcolors@reddit

Obvious mistake. It’s been 26 years and we’re still waiting for audio to work on Linux.

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PeterNoTail@reddit

TIL the term isn't as niche & obscure as i thought. I winced at the cake but didn't think anyone else would know wtf i was thinking; turns out you're all a bit pervy too

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No_Respond_5330@reddit

And for the uninformed?

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Wukeng@reddit

Putting this up the urethra

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No_Respond_5330@reddit

regret

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lebean@reddit

Yeah, /r/sounding is for the worst of the worst freaks, it's the sub you send to friends to try to win the "shocking internet stuff" battles.

Nobody normal "sounds", it's for broken people.

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Nexis4Jersey@reddit

Nah...this is reddit...Sounding is pretty tame...that's all I will say...

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EnbyFemboyGoober_UwO@reddit

There is no fucking way sounding is tame

One of these days I'm gonna accidentally talk about wanting to sound a whimpering twink thinking it's a normal fantasy among others and never recover my image again

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TwoDeuces@reddit

Oh you adorable kids... Come. Sit round the fire. Let ol' TwoDueces tell you about the deep magic, the shocking tales from the early Internet. When sites like b0g and StileProject and Rotten ruled the waves of digital virulence.

Yes, it was simpler time when a young lad could learn how to bifurcate their own dick and nail it to a table or a young lass could climb into a tub and jettison a chocolate fountain of shit into the air in a glistening arch.

Tonight, though... Tonight I'll tell you about a man with everything you needed back then to reach the pinnacle of disturbing; a dream, a camera, a wedding ring, and an asshole...

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