case and point why you should click and search for weird links only with VPN in a privacy focused browser. i learned not clicking on discord links until I know whats behind them...
Someone told me it was a fun thing to do somewhere in the late 90s, but they didn't explain it; they knew I would go home and use my dial-up internet connection to seek knowledge. I suspect they thought it would be funny to imagine me finding out what it is.
Yeah, for medical reasons I had to insert a catheter in my urethra several times a day for years until I got a suprapubic catheter. I don't get it at all. And it's not just bc my muscles misbehave down there. I really don't appreciate how it feels at all
Shit man I clicked thinking it was about people using sonar or something, or making their own sonar, ranging stuff, or maybe homemade ultrasound machines, idk, sounds cool either way right?... I was wrong. It wasn't about that. At all.
I was once told it was fun (but not what it was), so I searched for the subject out of curiosity. The image results looked downright painful.
If you do find a sub(ha!) about homemade sonic ranging, I advise caution because I'm pretty sure it will get posts from confused guys who should be posting in the above-linked sub.
Be like the marijuana and arborist subreddits and create the subreddit of your dreams, r/rodinurethraejoyers, where everyone can share their sonic projects.
There is nsfw warning if you follow the link. If you did not have one it means you already visited recently and got/acknowledged the nsfw warnign earlier dude...
Oh, I didn't even click. That would be the site-wide warning, though, wouldn't it? I still think it's a good idea to warn folks who don't know. Would give them a chance to go, "Oh, maybe I'll just check a dictionary first. My kid's in the room."
Reddit is skilled at teaching people not to ask questions that they aren't 1000% sure they want to know the answer to. I've started to think before I google. Thanks Reddit!
Dear lord, my mother worked at an ER for a while, and one time she had a patient who lost one of those rods in their urethra. Turns out, they are not pleasant to remove
Funnily I’m like 75% sure it stemmed from Kevincord lol when we were deciding what name to use for the SDVX channel we were thinking of funny name for it
For everyone else reading I’m the one who actually took the picture to send to OP
41 years old reborn again millennial trying to get my college. I'm kind of disabled with the ADHD and back issue. I'm telling you the department of whatever I'm going nowhere solid for 4 years at the school I'm constantly having problems and I'm barely barely almost 50 units getting my degree AA level.
i need to get me the korean ones, the cheap bamboo ones you can get at any grocery store just immediately start absorbing sauces and discolor. kinda worried about the texture though, like i would assume the bamboo's helpful for gripping the food, but i guess the one pair of plastic ones i ever had weren't noticeably slippery.
You do not want the Korean one, they are square and flat, very impractical for eating to be honest
you want the Taiwanese one, smooth metal round, longer, a lot easier to use, especially since they are also thicker.... Which may not be an issue for your use considering the vast experience in the domain
I spent a year working in Korea, and I took a lot of chopsticks home as souvenirs. I had the boxy wooden ones, round plastic ones, and round metal ones. They have all kinds of chopsticks there.
I worked in an elementary school, and our cafeteria chopsticks were round and metal like you describe the Taiwanese ones (not longer though).
The ones I remember from South Korea were rounded metal (certainly not sharp square profile) with sort of grippy tips. This was in one of Samsung's canteens while I was visiting then for work.
thanks that is actually handy, though the nice thing about square ones (most readily available chopsticks in grocery stores are square) is that they don't roll away. you can set them down and be reasonbly confident they'll still be there when you get back.
TIL the term isn't as niche & obscure as i thought. I winced at the cake but didn't think anyone else would know wtf i was thinking; turns out you're all a bit pervy too
One of these days I'm gonna accidentally talk about wanting to sound a whimpering twink thinking it's a normal fantasy among others and never recover my image again
Oh you adorable kids... Come. Sit round the fire. Let ol' TwoDueces tell you about the deep magic, the shocking tales from the early Internet. When sites like b0g and StileProject and Rotten ruled the waves of digital virulence.
Yes, it was simpler time when a young lad could learn how to bifurcate their own dick and nail it to a table or a young lass could climb into a tub and jettison a chocolate fountain of shit into the air in a glistening arch.
Tonight, though... Tonight I'll tell you about a man with everything you needed back then to reach the pinnacle of disturbing; a dream, a camera, a wedding ring, and an asshole...
I have few concerns about someone who indulges in a weird sex act, and many concerns about someone who feels the need to denigrate others over their sexual proclivities.
Sounding is pretty tame compared to some of the shit I’ve seen. At least you can understand how some people get off to it. If you think sounding is bad, you’re vanilla as fuck
A lot of nerds are kinky on the side... I have a friend who works in IT by day and on the side works for one of the largest niche Sex Toy companies in the US..
26 Years? Have you checked if anythings gotten stuck in there since it happened to another guy that pushed a thermometer in too deep and got it removed years later
Whimsical_Vixen@reddit
I'm glad my mind isn't that weird, congratulations on the 26 years
Rare_Elderberry8500@reddit
do you clean your room or nah
Cat5edope@reddit
Dear god why do I know what that means
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
I learned it involuntary on the internet. What's your excuse?
lordpawsey@reddit
Someone at work mentioned it and I searched it. I had eBay recommendations for sounding kits for months after.
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
case and point why you should click and search for weird links only with VPN in a privacy focused browser. i learned not clicking on discord links until I know whats behind them...
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
rip
WokeBriton@reddit
Someone told me it was a fun thing to do somewhere in the late 90s, but they didn't explain it; they knew I would go home and use my dial-up internet connection to seek knowledge. I suspect they thought it would be funny to imagine me finding out what it is.
It just looked downright painful. No thanks.
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
Ah, the classic.
Yeah, for medical reasons I had to insert a catheter in my urethra several times a day for years until I got a suprapubic catheter. I don't get it at all. And it's not just bc my muscles misbehave down there. I really don't appreciate how it feels at all
WokeBriton@reddit
I wish you well with that.
Thankfully, I've never been catheterised, so I'm happy to take your word for it. Good luck.
ohshiteo@reddit
do you use arch
sdre345@reddit
As somebody who does not frequent r/linux or the Linux family of OSs much, this sounds like a very obvious joke about suffering through using Linux.
mephgaze@reddit
you’ve been doing WHAT for 26 years ????
jerrydberry@reddit
r/sounding
PlaySame7626@reddit
Thanks God, i mature content was blocked.
Apart_Account_5942@reddit
What the fuck--- how do I erase that from my memory
pivovy@reddit
Shit man I clicked thinking it was about people using sonar or something, or making their own sonar, ranging stuff, or maybe homemade ultrasound machines, idk, sounds cool either way right?... I was wrong. It wasn't about that. At all.
WokeBriton@reddit
I was once told it was fun (but not what it was), so I searched for the subject out of curiosity. The image results looked downright painful.
If you do find a sub(ha!) about homemade sonic ranging, I advise caution because I'm pretty sure it will get posts from confused guys who should be posting in the above-linked sub.
tofu_b3a5t@reddit
Be like the marijuana and arborist subreddits and create the subreddit of your dreams, r/rodinurethraejoyers, where everyone can share their sonic projects.
tofu_b3a5t@reddit
r/sfwsounding
dpflug@reddit
Dude, no NSFW warning is party foul.
jerrydberry@reddit
There is nsfw warning if you follow the link. If you did not have one it means you already visited recently and got/acknowledged the nsfw warnign earlier dude...
dpflug@reddit
Oh, I didn't even click. That would be the site-wide warning, though, wouldn't it? I still think it's a good idea to warn folks who don't know. Would give them a chance to go, "Oh, maybe I'll just check a dictionary first. My kid's in the room."
Specialist_Syrup_281@reddit
I need to learn to not be so curious 😀
ScottIBM@reddit
The world is full of things to discover, never lose your curiosity!
mephgaze@reddit
curiosity killed the cat
but satisfaction brought it back
Light10115@reddit
Wasn't it wisdom
Irverter@reddit
Given the topic, pretty sure it was satisfaction.
Light10115@reddit
I meant the original thingamabob
But yeah, topic wise it's satisfaction
Buddy59-1@reddit
The only one I've heard is satisfaction so idk
evan_brosky@reddit
That's why the cats have 9 lives
SalamanderSilly6974@reddit
Into the grill of a truck called Mack
Time-Transition-7332@reddit
can't unsee that
SunnyStar4@reddit
Reddit is skilled at teaching people not to ask questions that they aren't 1000% sure they want to know the answer to. I've started to think before I google. Thanks Reddit!
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
true. At least don't look for visuals
Ursomrano@reddit
I knew the link to that subreddit would be here, I just knew it.
Nathan-5807@reddit
How do I unlearn something?
Crilde@reddit
something > /dev/null
PingMyHeart@reddit
sudo wipe memory
Nathan-5807@reddit
rm \~/reddit/linux/sounding
RoxyAndBlackie128@reddit
dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/kmem
SanityInAnarchy@reddit
When you figure it out, please tell r/outerwilds
Jojos_BA@reddit
well its wither time or drugs
evan_brosky@reddit
I knew what it was going to be, that it is not my thing at all, yet I still clicked lol
YesIsGood@reddit
gaaahhhhhhh, why.
WokeBriton@reddit
Because they can?
Kichigai@reddit
Because humans are wonderfully diverse and creative?
ewwerellewe@reddit
💀
Nexis4Jersey@reddit
username partial fits...
SadOldMagician@reddit
a lot of things partially fit.
WokeBriton@reddit
😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😆😂🤣😅
You win the internet for tonight. Time to go offline.
Rickrossboi@reddit
Dear lord, my mother worked at an ER for a while, and one time she had a patient who lost one of those rods in their urethra. Turns out, they are not pleasant to remove
yezakimak@reddit
Ewwwwww why did i even clicked
vadimafu@reddit
That's gonna remain blue
jerrydberry@reddit
Wise.
V12inDC@reddit
What a Terrible day to Have Eyes!
LegendOfDave88@reddit
I hate you so much
jerrydberry@reddit
You are welcome
thebat_ba@reddit
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SEE THIS
jerrydberry@reddit
I gave you the choice, you took the red pill.
tukuiPat@reddit
I don't think they made you click the subreddit link.
thebat_ba@reddit
you totally got the joke
Goldenkrew3000@reddit
I am NOT clicking that
jerrydberry@reddit
We all know you did
Sergeant_Ducky@reddit
I knew what was the likely outcome. I still clicked anyways just incase 🤦
moistnoodel@reddit
Looks like my internet saved me from something cursed
bvimo@reddit
That's blocked here, can somebody describe it?
dumbasPL@reddit
If there is a hole, there is a way. But the hole is the one in your penis. It's about showing things in there.
deadly_love3@reddit
Oh hell yea
destinyrrj@reddit
OMFG, what have I seen...
AndyGait@reddit
Well you learn something new every day.
Man alive, I wish I hadn't 😫
nothing_is_permanant@reddit
Do not click ☝️
sotos2004@reddit
Thank God I read the description of the subreddit before I open any picture!!!!!
Linux4ever_Leo@reddit
LOL! I immediately thought the same thing! I guess dirty minds think alike!
EmergencyArachnid734@reddit
ALSA
Masterofunlocking1@reddit
First thing I thought about. The internet has ruined me
dohzer@reddit
This is where my mind went. Anyone know what it was actually referencing?
jerrydberry@reddit
Other comments suggest that cakeshop was not familiar with Linux and made a mistake in the word "sudoing" requested by the customer
This_User_Said@reddit
Imagine them trying to explain how they made a cake with a penguin talking about hiding metal rods.
bolonga16@reddit
Cake looks like it was baked in a glass pan it's still in. Likely not professional
dohzer@reddit
That honestly makes a lot of sense.
xHeejungx@reddit
op’s gf here. he’s into this game called sdvx which i don’t really know shit about and mistakenly thought sounding was a term from it
Jacquelinettt@reddit
Funnily I’m like 75% sure it stemmed from Kevincord lol when we were deciding what name to use for the SDVX channel we were thinking of funny name for it
For everyone else reading I’m the one who actually took the picture to send to OP
mainframe_maisie@reddit
OP might need a broad spectrum antibiotic is all I'm saying
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
exactly my thought
PlaySame7626@reddit
26 years spends in a 2 dimensional black square.
psychopassed@reddit
ALSA is approximately 26 years old.
yuriteixeira@reddit
and the plot thickens
2xspectre@reddit
That's good thinking right there.
organs_insideout271@reddit
If r/linux and r/sounding had a baby— I mean a cake.
HumbleHistorian3231@reddit
26 years of WHAT?!
Asleep-Pound-1926@reddit
Just wait four more years... "30 Years Fisting"
joshjaxnkody@reddit
What have you been doing for 26 years?
fistful_of_ideals@reddit
My man's got a urethra like a windsock
omenmedia@reddit
When he walks in a breeze it sounds like when you blow a tune on an empty bottle.
scul86@reddit
A whole new meaning to blow job...
AvarageAmongstPeers@reddit
And suddenly, at the nudist colony, you hear the tones of el condor pasa
fistful_of_ideals@reddit
hhhhhHHHHHOOooooohhhh
SliceThePi@reddit
i wheeze laughed
GirthyPigeon@reddit
A willy like a wizard's sleeve.
fistful_of_ideals@reddit
It really sucks when your Johnson is both hotdog and hallway
I_AM_FERROUS_MAN@reddit
That is prose.
Helmic@reddit
man could get a stiffy and have a cupholder for those seagram cans
mephgaze@reddit
yeah this is a brand new sentence too
EDS_Eliksni@reddit
That’s gotta be a new sentence
adrian_shade@reddit
Wtf is sounding
updatelee@reddit
Not what you are thinking, think more nsfw and urethra penetration
davestar2048@reddit
r/sounding
Nexis4Jersey@reddit
"reddit" it...
Upbeat-Trip-5447@reddit
41 years old reborn again millennial trying to get my college. I'm kind of disabled with the ADHD and back issue. I'm telling you the department of whatever I'm going nowhere solid for 4 years at the school I'm constantly having problems and I'm barely barely almost 50 units getting my degree AA level.
Community colleges.. :( it hurts me.
puppymix@reddit
Did they tell the cake shop "sudoing" but they misread and put sounding? Please explain op.
retardedGeek@reddit
Thanks for the real explanation 😭
puppymix@reddit
I mean, it's just a guess lol. Really hoping to hear more.
retardedGeek@reddit
I hope you're right
puppymix@reddit
I do too. But take it from a transgender furry arch user, I know there are some wacky Linux users out there so anything is possible lmao.
davestar2048@reddit
Christ dude, just pick a struggle.
puppymix@reddit
I don't consider any of those things to be struggle. I'm proud of who I am.
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
Damn, you are a cliche. No offense, Furry run the world, but damn. I also use Arch, btw. Just not as my main driver
Nexis4Jersey@reddit
They now have coding / linux groups at Furry Cons... Arch , Mint and Pop OS are the top distros in the furry community..
puppymix@reddit
Tbf I haven't owned thigh highs in years and I don't drink monster energy.
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
But you have owned them in the past? dang
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
omg thank you for making it PG again
rugbat@reddit
I'm hoping this is the case.
sirmentio@reddit
Let's hope it's not with a pipe wire
Nexis4Jersey@reddit
I think its with pulse....audio..sorry I can't help myself with this thread.
davestar2048@reddit
How else do you JACK?
Left_Revolution_3748@reddit
wow
Superb-Serve9840@reddit
r/sounding proud member
hadrabap@reddit
LOL 🤣
Ok_Charity_9629@reddit
Hardware category, XD
GenosPasta@reddit
I think he meant to write 'sudoing'
ParaStudent@reddit
Just don't use the chopsticks, you don't want splinters
GonzoBalls69@reddit
Or candle wax, iykyk
nubvojaganto@reddit
I didn't want to imagine this.
edked@reddit
Unless you have plastic, lacquer, or those Korean metal ones.
Helmic@reddit
i need to get me the korean ones, the cheap bamboo ones you can get at any grocery store just immediately start absorbing sauces and discolor. kinda worried about the texture though, like i would assume the bamboo's helpful for gripping the food, but i guess the one pair of plastic ones i ever had weren't noticeably slippery.
drostan@reddit
You do not want the Korean one, they are square and flat, very impractical for eating to be honest
you want the Taiwanese one, smooth metal round, longer, a lot easier to use, especially since they are also thicker.... Which may not be an issue for your use considering the vast experience in the domain
ProfessionalDoctor@reddit
Why do you assume he's intending to use them for eating?
Scream_Tech7661@reddit
I spent a year working in Korea, and I took a lot of chopsticks home as souvenirs. I had the boxy wooden ones, round plastic ones, and round metal ones. They have all kinds of chopsticks there.
I worked in an elementary school, and our cafeteria chopsticks were round and metal like you describe the Taiwanese ones (not longer though).
noneedtoprogram@reddit
The ones I remember from South Korea were rounded metal (certainly not sharp square profile) with sort of grippy tips. This was in one of Samsung's canteens while I was visiting then for work.
BluudLust@reddit
They're pretty ways once you learn how to use them, honestly. I have no issues with mine. I find them easier than the metal round ones I have.
Helmic@reddit
thanks that is actually handy, though the nice thing about square ones (most readily available chopsticks in grocery stores are square) is that they don't roll away. you can set them down and be reasonbly confident they'll still be there when you get back.
drostan@reddit
The nice round one have the top part facetted to solve this issue
bigcolors@reddit
Obvious mistake. It’s been 26 years and we’re still waiting for audio to work on Linux.
PeterNoTail@reddit
TIL the term isn't as niche & obscure as i thought. I winced at the cake but didn't think anyone else would know wtf i was thinking; turns out you're all a bit pervy too
No_Respond_5330@reddit
And for the uninformed?
Wukeng@reddit
Putting this up the urethra
No_Respond_5330@reddit
regret
lebean@reddit
Yeah, /r/sounding is for the worst of the worst freaks, it's the sub you send to friends to try to win the "shocking internet stuff" battles.
Nobody normal "sounds", it's for broken people.
Nexis4Jersey@reddit
Nah...this is reddit...Sounding is pretty tame...that's all I will say...
EnbyFemboyGoober_UwO@reddit
There is no fucking way sounding is tame
One of these days I'm gonna accidentally talk about wanting to sound a whimpering twink thinking it's a normal fantasy among others and never recover my image again
TwoDeuces@reddit
Oh you adorable kids... Come. Sit round the fire. Let ol' TwoDueces tell you about the deep magic, the shocking tales from the early Internet. When sites like b0g and StileProject and Rotten ruled the waves of digital virulence.
Yes, it was simpler time when a young lad could learn how to bifurcate their own dick and nail it to a table or a young lass could climb into a tub and jettison a chocolate fountain of shit into the air in a glistening arch.
Tonight, though... Tonight I'll tell you about a man with everything you needed back then to reach the pinnacle of disturbing; a dream, a camera, a wedding ring, and an asshole...
Buddy59-1@reddit
I.... I think I'm done with the internet. I'm going back to Usagi Electric to watch him repair a pdp-11 so I can cleanse myself
wintermute86@reddit
Its not that old this I think hl2 was already out
EnbyFemboyGoober_UwO@reddit
Tell me more grandpa/grandma
I did see a video of a guy stapling his foreskin onto a ply of wood with a nailgun pain-free though
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
Does someone know where the name comes from?
Irverter@reddit
The name for sounding? From a sound.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_(medical_instrument)
Overseer_Allie@reddit
"for the worst of the worst freaks"
You keep on thinking that buddy
lebean@reddit
Nah, anybody shoving a sharpie pen into their urethra is a broken, hopeless person. Period.
billyfudger69@reddit
There is worse…
TwoDeuces@reddit
Yoda whispering: There... is... another... Goatse
DirtyMen@reddit
We get it bro, stop projecting! You can shove a sharpie up any hole of yours you want.
Hayleox@reddit
I have few concerns about someone who indulges in a weird sex act, and many concerns about someone who feels the need to denigrate others over their sexual proclivities.
Quirky_Apricot9427@reddit
Sounding is pretty tame compared to some of the shit I’ve seen. At least you can understand how some people get off to it. If you think sounding is bad, you’re vanilla as fuck
CapybaraDlvry@reddit
It literally doesn't hurt anybody though? Like what's the problem
blood_vein@reddit
Man if you think that's bad...
Hayleox@reddit
Geez, what crawled up your urethra? Live and let live
branmuffin91@reddit
I don't think that's what goes up there. Maybe a byproduct but would have to ask those who partake
zjones1008@reddit
r/sounding
rugbat@reddit
Best to stay uninformed.
Apple-Connoisseur@reddit
A couple years on reddit will teach you this forbidden knowledge...
ReEeEeeeeyeet@reddit
If you’re on Reddit long enough eventually you’ll hear about the sounding subreddit
Nexis4Jersey@reddit
A lot of nerds are kinky on the side... I have a friend who works in IT by day and on the side works for one of the largest niche Sex Toy companies in the US..
USER_12mS@reddit
r/sounding
agonzalezro@reddit
Probably he is referring to being able to configure ALSA to have sound since 26 years ago
SchnozSchnizzle@reddit
Uhm... Good for you?
EnbyFemboyGoober_UwO@reddit
26 Years? Have you checked if anythings gotten stuck in there since it happened to another guy that pushed a thermometer in too deep and got it removed years later
rivalary@reddit
At least he always knew his body temperature. Handy if you're getting sick.
putocrata@reddit
damn! aaaarg
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
Why do you possess this cursed knowledge? 😭
gaitama@reddit
r/sounding
Modern_Doshin@reddit
Lol glad I'm not the only one
gaitama@reddit
nah bro. I'm not into that shit. Happy sounding for you though!
Modern_Doshin@reddit
No thanks, not for me
6e12fuckyou@reddit
26 years?? take a break dude that poor thing
AMTATM@reddit
That's nice but we didn't need to know that
Kill4MePls@reddit
Who needs enemies with friends like that
OptimalMany2256@reddit
remove the u. you're welcome
Gorthax@reddit
In a row‽
ProfessionalDoctor@reddit
Its been in there since 1999
Big-Equivalent1053@reddit
i youd return the cake and refuse to eat it
toloal@reddit
Cake, where is it?
I only see a cake.
🤔
Benjanio88@reddit
Following in case OP explains themselves
Irverter@reddit
According to other comments, it was supposed to be sudoing
SSJNinjaMonkey@reddit
Bold of him to allow his fetish to be in display like that
T8ert0t@reddit
Cool. Lightly vommed in my mouth just now. Happy birthday?
Cross_Whales@reddit
r/holup
endelehia@reddit
Exactly, it goes up his hole
Cross_Whales@reddit
does OP hole can run linux tho?
Square_Student_6503@reddit
That cake's filesystem is probably sxfs or something. Great cake btw
Storyshift-Chara-ewe@reddit
today I learned what sounding means
dammit 1.
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
my condolences. I hope you didn't look at pictures or videos
Monsterlime@reddit
Well that's a crossover I wasn't anticipating.
AppropriateCover7972@reddit
Same, bro, same and it's painful
Tall-Gift8799@reddit
My man is trying to get a semi usable lfs system for 26 years and still failed yet again
qodeninja@reddit
my definition of the word sounding is vastly different or this cake is concerning lol
F0reverDusk@reddit
That’s…uh…congrats🤨
ZombieJesus9001@reddit
So what size sound are you up to buddy? Electro stimulation or rest a vibrating wand on that pippy? Lmao
AppropriateSpell5405@reddit
TIL something traumatizing.
ProfessionalDoctor@reddit
Was this supposed to say something else?
darned_dog@reddit
As another commentor pointed out, perhaps it was supposed to say "sudoing"
Party_Ad_863@reddit
Bro your Sounding for 20 years? Wtf
92beatsperminute@reddit
Sounding is like next level stuff lol what?
Redditperegrino@reddit
Looks tasty. Enjoy!
HomicidalTeddybear@reddit
The cake, too! :p
Hindu_Wardrobe@reddit
um
Beneficial-Bus5048@reddit
So you're into sounding?
aconfused_lemon@reddit
This comment section didn't disappoint
eanat@reddit
tar xvfz cake-0.3.1-2.tar.gz
cd cake
make
sudo make install
cake
ILoveLeone@reddit
26 years what?
Hot-Analysis2292@reddit
Looks very nice!
manlybrian@reddit
Hang on ... 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐