ULPT: how do I sign someone up for as much spam as humanly possible
Posted by ISB4ways@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 78 comments
Met a guy off grindr a couple days ago, kicked him out after I realized he’d used fake pics, next day I’m texted by my landlord with a video of this fucker taking one of my neighbors’ packages with him on his way out of my building. I’ve got his full name and his phone number, tried finding the place he works at to report him but haven’t had any luck, and he’s blocked me everywhere by now.
How do I sign him up to as many spam texts, calls, etc as possible? I have to pay for the package this dude stole now and I don’t want this shameless fucker to get out of it all scot free. The more frequent, annoying, and disturbing, the better!
BuckRowdy@reddit
https://mailbait.info/
Bananabean041@reddit
Genius
_Acquainted@reddit
Post his number on some classified looking for a good time and let the rest just happen on its own
ActiveBarStool@reddit
he's gay. don't think that'll bother him much lol
Scary-Ad9646@reddit
Oh, my sweet summer child. The horrors of humans are innumerable. May you ever stay this pure.
A simple post of "Furry/ pain/ side show kink orgy at my house. Complimentary amyl nitrate! Consult a doctor before coming if you are on blood thinners." *
ActiveBarStool@reddit
can you talk like a normal person? not all of us have autism.
UnethicalLifeProTips-ModTeam@reddit
Your comment was removed for violating rule 14: No reason to be a dick. Seriously, get therapy or fuck off.
Weekly-Reputation482@reddit
Are you lost? This is reddit. We're all on some fucking spectrum here
Shot-Tap-4512@reddit
R/hellosatan 🤣🤣🤣
uscgamecock2001@reddit
Go into every public restroom you can find with a sharpie and write this on the wall: "Text me pics of your poop xxx-xxx-xxxx."
Dark_and_Ghost@reddit
This is the one! Any concert or festival could potential make this guy regret having eyes.
SeaReplacement7554@reddit
Also put it in airport, train station, bus etc!! He will rue the day!!!!
ISB4ways@reddit (OP)
I’m definitely doing this hahahahaha
gooeyjello@reddit
Put his number in a port-a-toilet with the words send poop pics"
Fantastic_Day_7468@reddit
Omfg i laughed way harder then i should at 4AM.
darthabraham@reddit
Porta potty’s are the move. Impossible to track down and they spend a lot of time on construction sites where dudes are most likely to follow through with the request.
naruzopsycho@reddit
send me your dumps, your puddled masses...
melly_soso@reddit
This is the winning comment.
chrysanthamumm@reddit
HAHAHA USING THIS
ischmoozeandsell@reddit
Sign him up as an anesthesiologist for something called "Locum Tenens". No matter what he says or does, he will receive a call every single day for the rest of his life from each agency you send his info. He will receive texts and spam emails, and his voicemail box will be constantly full. The calls will come from various numbers,, so he can't block them.
_sicsixsic@reddit
Submit his info via contact form to a bunch of dealerships.
Geckomoe1002@reddit
This is theft. Go to the police.
Obvious_Extreme7243@reddit
mexico? i feel like the answer should be obvious
eric_ts@reddit
Whenever this comes up my recommendation is always Liberty University. I have heard of people getting phone calls from them while they are still filling out inquiries online. I don’t know how much business they do outside of the US, but I am betting that it is not zero.
remotefixonline2025@reddit
Signup for one of those insurance quote searching companies the ones where "we search thru hundreds of company's so you don't have to" types... I got 100 calls a day for weeks after using one of those things
Impossible-Ebb-878@reddit
Carmax, Carvana, and any other automobile online quote will send relentless emails for months. All the realty websites too.
soopastar@reddit
Those are the absolute worst. That and mortgage website
spotpea@reddit
Yelp quotes for home repair services too. Select you want competing bids they are relentless
Aggravating_Band_353@reddit
Great advice here.. to add an extra spiteful element, if there is a site to name and shame such people in your country, do so
Obviously thankfully it's not anything aweful. But stealing and lying are usually bad signs
I would also go to the police and give them and the victim of the crime (technically you if you're paying for it...) all of the information and pics you have on them
Bob_tebuilder@reddit
Sign them up for those churches that always text their updates and sign them up for weekly check visits
NothaBanga@reddit
Church of Scientology will pass out IP info if they find out they were duped according to other Redditors.
Bob_tebuilder@reddit
VPN, on VPN, on a tor, and spoof an IP address from a public location.
They ain't caught me yet
PhallusCrown@reddit
Time for today's sponsor NordVPN! or any vpn really
ModzRPsycho@reddit
These " revenge" ideas are restrictive and only ruin a phone number. A number they will change once they get annoyed, but your tags just go on to bother the next person who gets the number.
So y'all are still "hooking up" meeting random strangers in your home, you let them in says a lot, so what did they use a fake D pic and only then had you had enough.
Mexico doesn't care about theft with evidence? Do they have a judicial system to sue? Why are you paying for something you can prove they stole...
captaindog@reddit
Quote website for people that ship cars. They are relentless trying to bid to haul cars
Desperate_Gap9377@reddit
Sign him up for a quote to ship his car across the country. They are relentless!
Warm-Patience-5002@reddit
go to sunny.org . Get him a Florida LLC and he will forever get phone calls , junk mail and email scams .
Petraretrograde@reddit
Google "health insurance finder", click on one of the first links. Put his phone number and submit. For weeks he will have nonstop spam calls.
Dynamix86@reddit
Create a grindr account with a fake but very good looking guy. Try to match with him. Then make an appointment at his house and come up in the meantime with a way to have revenge
blokch8n@reddit
I did this one with someone real photo and said open glory hole and had his address in one of the Grindr photos. Worked like a charm.
LuementalQueen@reddit
Use a VPN and make another grind account. Put up stills and the video and put the name as warning package thief. Link to his account.
Good luck to him getting laid!
Scummisland@reddit
Job sites lol
Beginning_Proof3014@reddit
Grindr in Mexico…what could go wrong?!?!?
poisonoushero@reddit
Loan people
WinterHill@reddit
Car dealerships. Sign him up through their websites saying he’s interested in buying a car. Often they will call within hours.
Suspicious-Monk_@reddit
Lds church missionaries get pretty annoying lol go to their site and sign him up as wanting to know more
justhexy@reddit
Search up mortgages online. They call for years
Professional-You3676@reddit
Mortgages, loans, insurance
Altruistic-Editor942@reddit
Scientology.
Killerchoy@reddit
as someone who’s been personally affected by this: political fundraising campaigns. they share your number between themselves, so unsubscribing does nothing.
Ioanni_hackvirtus@reddit
Donate anything, even $5 to a candidate for each party. He will never stop hearing from them.
RaeLaw@reddit
Free pitbull puppies on Craigslist 😂
iriefuse024@reddit
A guy I worked with would sign his enemies up for car transportation services (like shipping your car cross country). Apparently the industry is HIGHLY competitive and those guys are absolutely ruthless.
YouArentReallyThere@reddit
Drop that info into:
Political campaigns
Sweepstakes contests
Giveaways of all sorts
How many religions can you think of?
Hit up any company that does quotes. Roofs, interior decorations, driveways…if they have a website, ask for a quote
IcedHemp77@reddit
Add Scientology, they will never leave him alone
soulself@reddit
I got 20 years worth of scientology mail from signing up for more info at a booth in college. They are relentless.
CommunityGlittering2@reddit
easy do a search because this question is asked like everyday and not much changes day to day
OtherRiley@reddit
Use their number and get as many car and insurance quotes as possible. Used car dealerships too. Those fuckers are persistent.
BayBandit1@reddit
Mail order a500 roll of self adhesive address labels, including his phone number and email.Every time you go out to a county fair, sporting event, any type of Expo, anywhere Vendors are selling anything. Put one on anything and everything. Not only will they call him, his info will get sold off numerous more times.
Bananabean041@reddit
Scientology
Global-Song-4794@reddit
I'm sure we can't post direct links for this here, but google revenge email spam.
SubstantialPressure3@reddit
Get his email or just use the email account for HR with his name and phone number.
That phone will never stop ringing. They will be flooded with emails for student loans, all kinds of scams. Even if you don't use an email, they will find it.
Also sign him up for looking for moving services. That info is immediately sold and it's relentless.
Matitadeplatanito@reddit
Put a sign up saying that there is a house for rent . Or that you sell chickens, maybe even goats.
Moist_Rule9623@reddit
Donate to a political party in his name. Whichever one you think he’s less aligned with
SaladCzarSlytherin@reddit
Jehovahs Witnesses and the Church of Latter Day Saints are always happy to stop by. The Us has many political spam caller lists, you can sign him up for those.
McFarquar@reddit
Give him to the cartel’s mailing list
stevenmc@reddit
You know chatgpt has its own browser now? Give it the creds and let it do the rest.
Iron_Exile@reddit
Using his contact info put up ads on forums for giving away free puppies...
Ifawumi@reddit
I'm curious as to why you're having to pay for the package if the video shows that someone else stole it
ISB4ways@reddit (OP)
Because I let the guy into the building, and I didn’t walk him back out! It is definitely my responsibility, which makes it more frustrating hahaha
if_im_not_back_in_5@reddit
Report him to Grindr, report him to the police. Let the police deal with Grindr to get his details, and give the police crime reference number to the landlord.
Independent_Bit7364@reddit
something something piss disks
ClosetLadyGhost@reddit
U have his full name and number just send that along with the video to the police and report for theft.
YouArentReallyThere@reddit
He’s in Mexico. The cops won’t even write down his name
chief-stealth@reddit
Small business loans
blue_no_red_ahhhhhhh@reddit
Sign him up for magazine subscriptions if you know his address. Offensive ones if possible.
number59smom@reddit
Sign up for Medicaid
Luscinia68@reddit
One time i put my info into a car insurance quote estimator, and as soon as i hit enter i got 15 back to back spam calls.
so put his info into stuff like that, basically any website you can find that only exists to steal info. Car insurance estimate sites or you can click on the ads on porn sites.