ULPT Extremely Loud & Inconsiderate Neighbors
Posted by UltraHornyMonster@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 9 comments
This is my burner account, please excuse my name. I have a neighbor that is extremely inconsiderate and play loud music at all times of the day. On weekends, they play literally all day on their loudspeaker. on weekdays as soon as they get home, they start blasting music. They’re getting drunk and they have friends over and he recently even started shooting squirrels which one of them fell into my yard and on top of that they were trying to get some animal trapped using their automated gate.
My city ordinance requires police to visit twice before issuing a citation and therefore they face zero consequence because the police don’t even make it out the first time. I have spoken with my city councilman and the only thing they are doing is sending code enforcement out, but that obviously makes no difference either. I’ve exhausted all righteous paths, and they are not neighbors who will listen to reason. The police have spoken with them many times already and yet they continue because I know the city has these BS laws.
They are definitely illegal immigrants and at this point with how chronic their noise issue is I feel zero hesitation in having them deported. The only issue is that I have no idea their name or if they even are the owners of the house. On top of that ICEs website tip form doesn’t inspire confidence since there are no tip updates or information on when they’ll take action or if they’ll take action. How can I gather information on them and How can I ensure that they deport these neighbors?
AGenericUnicorn@reddit
I abhor noisy neighbors to no end. But you just crossed from unethical into evil territory. F*** ICE.
UltraHornyMonster@reddit (OP)
And my neighbor is a saint right?
AGenericUnicorn@reddit
Nope. I hate the situation for you. I would hate them also, but calling ICE is a whole extra level of consequences that you can’t even understand the ramifications of.
It sounds like these people suck. They do need consequences. Just consequences appropriate for what their actions are.
UltraHornyMonster@reddit (OP)
With the way the law is set up they either face 0 consequence or deportation. If they were legal they’d face no consequence at all so what then? You preach ideals in an unideal situation.
If you don’t agree that’s fine, it’s not going to change my situation and I’m going to solve the problem through the legal means available. Calling ICE is absolutely legal, regardless ethics.
JoeCabron@reddit
Vanilla ICE to the rescue. Buy a giant Bluetooth mega watt outdoor speaker. Blast Ice Ice Baby, and then alternate with Baby Shark.
Reasonable-Advisor67@reddit
Call ICE or the cops on nights it’s happening until they do something about it. Shouldn’t be here anyway bothering you if they really are here illegally.
Here come downvotes !
713nikki@reddit
Disgusting
Shoe_Weary@reddit
Fuck that, send em back
Hugh_jassule@reddit
Call ICE