If your Bar does not have an entertainent like this, they do not call us there.
Posted by typetwocarrier@reddit | bestestgunnitweekend | View on Reddit | 21 comments
This was one of the coolest events this week. Dude from the Security Service of Ukraine (local FBI) 🅱️ointed the fat dude. Then he catched a good sucker punch and decided to sleep for a while. Then the fat dude 🅱️ointed everyoine else and popped some.
Just a reminder. Ukraine is a strict "no handguns" state cause officially: politicians fear that UA people are not ready as a soiety and gonna shoot each others (actually they fear taxpayers on a rampage). "Only trained service men are good enough to have handguns"(c) ex-UAPresident
Which basically means that any gat in civillian looking hand is a fake. Which makes many drunk being brave and pop others with unknown gats found\stolen at the streets. Which usually does not end well cause Ukraine is third in the East Europe's illegal gun ownership chart.
Luffewaffle@reddit
They kinda sparked likes blanks but somthunh came out. Maybe one of those paint ball shooting guns? Idk I’m slow
typetwocarrier@reddit (OP)
Glawk 17 with AP rounds
Luffewaffle@reddit
Ahh that would explain it
Stellakinetic@reddit
It was sparking the ground by the feet of that dude he was shooting at
Luffewaffle@reddit
Yea your right
Stellakinetic@reddit
Rly wish we knew context. How u know that one dude was security service? Without context this all seems so random lol everyone else was so chill with both guys. At first I thought that fat dude knocked him out to return whatever he was holding to that person in the distance but then he started blasting
typetwocarrier@reddit (OP)
By the way, fat dide is a high ranked crook from Bratva. He had several sentencies beforehand.
Stellakinetic@reddit
You can tell. He looked so casual doing it
typetwocarrier@reddit (OP)
https://antikor.ua/en/amp/articles/800381-v_dnepre_proizoshla_streljba_retsidivist_izbil_dvuh_sotrudnikov_sbu
OpeningCookie1358@reddit
Yeah he went waaay further than the 30 second rule. He might be a gonner. But what the fuck was dude shooting at?
typetwocarrier@reddit (OP)
He might see something out of this world.....
KeyserSoze1829@reddit
Is this Waffen reincarnated?
TheHancock@reddit
So uhhh dude is unconscious for a while… he ded? Hit his head too hard on the fall?
HKNation@reddit
Why are they so casual as dude is desk popping indiscriminately?
typetwocarrier@reddit (OP)
Cause they are Slavic. You see a shit like this from when you born and till you die. Sometimes you dies in a shit like this.
I_dig_fe@reddit
Good to know fed brain is a world wide affliction
Simple-Purpose-899@reddit
I'm not sure the two of them have enough brain cells between them to rub a couple together.
Wayncet@reddit
Holy fuck lmao
ilconformedCuneiform@reddit
The 90° inversion tactic he employed on the last two made my 🅱️ick hard
Grand_Cookie@reddit
That’s some peak FAFO right there
lizardladder@reddit
Great Googly Moogly! Nothing scatters a crowd like spalling!