ULPT Egotistical creep in our class

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LatterAppointment383@reddit

Look into Google Dorking and OSINT you got his name? The more info the easier to find dirt on them. Find his Grindr account, make it public knowledge, anonymously...

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OlyVal@reddit

You do see that OP is probably a woman, right?

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Familiar-Complex-697@reddit

So? More of a chance his dad will be into it

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OlyVal@reddit

Yes. Which doesn't sound like the punishment intended.

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Why not? Fucking his dad and then making it known to the creep - in the same way he mentions what he’s found out about other people - would be such a power move. OP could even go nuclear, & film it, then “accidentally” have it play on the lecture theatre screen (oops) during class.

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OlyVal@reddit

Yeah. Ok. I don't think it works that way. It would look more like Dad made a sexual conquest.

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Goodlucklol_TC@reddit

another notch in the belt for the old man!

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Fairy_Cave_Of_Wonder@reddit

Nah, it does work that way though. The dad might feel that it was, sure, but his son would likely have a very different reaction.

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OlyVal@reddit

So, the way to get back at some jerk llguy is to have a woman have sex with his dad. Hmmm. Nah. I don't think it would upset the jerk at all.

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Niniva73@reddit

His dad is now my bitch; I see no downside here.

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therenegade42069@reddit

I wanna give you an upvote but I’m letting it stay at 69 cuz that’s a funny number for an answer about fucking lol

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keen-peach@reddit

Come back. New goal’s 420.

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LasagnahogXRP@reddit

The true assertion of dominance.

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Niniva73@reddit

Should be easy to find him, lure him, and fuck him. I support this plan of action.

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Forgottengoldfishes@reddit

I can smell that guy’s stalker vibe from the screen. Whatever you do, don’t get caught by him.

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Rat_Girl69@reddit (OP)

I won’t do anything really, it’s been fun reading the suggestions though!

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Sea_Substance9163@reddit

If you really believe someone is accessing your data that only law enforcement can look up, you can request a copy of it. Law enforcement records departments can run an NCIC triple I (III) to show when and who has looked you and/or your license plates up.

The databases are audited often, and people with access have to be able to say why "it" (name, plate, gun serial number... etc) was ran. They are retained for ~3 years, I believe.

You may have to pay a fee for it, but you have a right to see who is accessing your data.

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user3won_u@reddit

OP is in Australia. Does it work the same there?

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Sea_Substance9163@reddit

I don't know, I would start with the law enforcement records department there first, if its not with them, they should tell you who to contact.

I'm betting you have more rights than we're currently experiencing 🫣 scary times for us right now.

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Rat_Girl69@reddit (OP)

It’s awful, I feel for you all.

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IHeartMustard@reddit

We do. I daily thank the entire pantheon of deities that I was born here and not in a place like the USA (or any of the many worse places in the world)

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Rat_Girl69@reddit (OP)

I am in Australia

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amanuensisninja@reddit

I think you just have to turn the police computer upside down and it’ll work there.

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Raspberry_Rippled@reddit

Laxatives. Find some way to get laxatives in him. He'll never be the same again after he shits himself in class.

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tilldeathdoiparty@reddit

Here comes Captain Simp in his white satin armour to save the day for everyone!

You will receive a volley cheer for this and men will bow at your feet.

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amanuensisninja@reddit

Here’s that attention you were looking for.

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Different_Hope_7098@reddit

Just start spreading lies about him. Tho make sure they are lies that you would expect from a creep like him. For example he has a criminal record for harassing girls etc. Make it so that he is too ashamed to even go to college

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Praydaythemice@reddit

Piss disc with liquid ass works 💯

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wesap12345@reddit

Lead him on. Either you or a friend make him think you’re interested in him.

Find out details about him that he’s insecure about and then ghost him.

He’ll know you know and he’ll STFU if not, get to spreading the details.

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Rat_Girl69@reddit (OP)

He’s married, and I actually couldn’t do that without wanting to vomit.

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Voyager5555@reddit

Fuck his wife.

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wesap12345@reddit

Tell his wife he cheated on her.

But fair haha

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Rat_Girl69@reddit (OP)

What’s interesting is that there was a period of time where he wasn’t wearing a wedding ring/acted single. So I’d say there were issues. He has a kid too so I’m not comfortable doing that

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wesap12345@reddit

Beyond fair - I’m just providing unethical shit

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Niniva73@reddit

If he's the least bit self aware, this would be a long con. As that sort don't easily let stuff slip that they know could be used against them. In the meantime, you'd best be prepared for sleeping with the enemy.

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fingers@reddit

What class is it?

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Rat_Girl69@reddit (OP)

Not comfortable sharing that

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fingers@reddit

OK. What i would do is make a question about this behavior to the prof. In psych class, "is there a term for when, you know, people look things up on Google and, you know, drop hints in conversations?"

In biology, " "prof, is there a biological reason for stalking others online?"

Etc.

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Broatski@reddit

Get his number and write it in a porta potty/a sketchy bar bathroom stall/anywhere else and then "I want to rate your work, send me pics!".

Only way they can get away from pictures of stranger's shit is to change their number.

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Rat_Girl69@reddit (OP)

I do have his number so this could be a good one

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onmy40@reddit

What kind of things does he mention about people

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Rat_Girl69@reddit (OP)

He is probably just googling everyone on second thought, he mentioned a shed that a woman in our class had after he saw her address, another woman’s husband must have photos of himself playing a certain instrument - he mentioned that to her. Yet another woman had issues with drugs and was clearly trying to turn her life around, after she dropped out he sent me and others an article about her and a run in with the police. It was so horrible. I tried explaining that she’s obviously had a rough life and he went on about wasting police resources and time. He’s such a horrible person.

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jetelklee@reddit

Throw a piss disk in his mouth next time he's making a snidey remark.

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whyisitsofuckingcold@reddit

Report his dad for misusing police resources.

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norikhe108@reddit

piss disk.

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RunDMTee@reddit

Does anyone actually do this? Sounds fun but I don’t know if I want to put uncovered piss in my freezer. I’d likely need to buy a small separate freezer designated specifically for this purpose because I’m certain my wife would complain about piss in the kitchen freezer. She’s not high maintenance or anything but she won’t get on board with that

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Granadafan@reddit

Back in the day, my roommate tried to make a piss disc and ended up spilling it in the freezer. Never tried that again. I think it would be easier and cleaner to pee in a ziplock bag and close it up flat on a plate instead of trying to carry a plate or frisbee full of liquid. I can barely carry an ice cube tray from the sink to the freezer without spilling.

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Spaceseeker51@reddit

To paraphrase Stewie Griffin, “freeze it (in the ziploc bag), THEN cut it (into a circle)!”

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RunDMTee@reddit

Of course! That’s the way. Still my wife won’t want to make love if I start doing things like that

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Niniva73@reddit

And people still believe theirs a patriarchy when women control ALL the tang.

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RunDMTee@reddit

They are the recipients and thus the guardians

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Niniva73@reddit

Well, I mean yeah.

...Hmm.
Just to be clear, men crafting a world that favors men is real; I was being a sarcastic little shit because it was funny.

But: Guardians of the Pussy is actually just a tad funnier. I love it!

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gerardkimblefarthing@reddit

Piss square doesn't have the same phonetic zing

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Herolden@reddit

Piss plate may be a close one though

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Sea_Substance9163@reddit

It's more dignified. More Martha Stewart if she was going to get even this way.

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hownownetcow@reddit

stand in front of the freezer. Whip it out. Fill up that crappy frisbee you got at that yard sale for a quarter. Surely you can lift a frisbee from your cock to the freezer without sloshing.

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RunDMTee@reddit

You’re right I could if I really set my mind to it and applied myself

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onmy40@reddit

If you live somewhere where it snows make your piss disks in the winter. Then store the piss disk in a freezer bag in the freezer to seal in the crisp urea.

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RunDMTee@reddit

Check ✅

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Miami_Mice2087@reddit

get a few other friends together and document what he's doing. be specific - date, time, what he said. then go to the dean of students and tell them he's stalking and threatening other students.

this is an expellable offense. intimidating and stalking other students is not acceptable behavior.

You can also tell your professior that his behavior makes you feel unsafe and is hindering your abiity to learn. Write an email so there's a paper trail. Get other people to do the same. When no one complains, the professor can't do as much. When 5-10 students complain, the professor can throw the student out of class and back up their decision with "he's making my students feel threatened."

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banmeharderdaddy42@reddit

Does he have a car? I know a million ways to fuck up a car.

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ophaus@reddit

Rule 34 him and share it with the class.

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Niniva73@reddit

Report his dad for allowing his son to have unauthorized access to the police database. If it's true, yay; if it's not, I get my unethical stamp for the day.

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cbelt3@reddit

What does the Dean say ? Reporting harassment is straightforward. Get the creep on record. Get multiple people to go together to report him.

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wesap12345@reddit

Sir this is unethical life pro tips

We deal in piss disks and fucking peoples dads, get this sensible logic away from here

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GirlStiletto@reddit

I always liked peeing on their dad.

OR getting their dad to pee on them after a good fucking. (Me fucking the dad, not the dad fucking their kid. We have SOME ethics here).

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GuestStarr@reddit

You forgot the liquid ass.

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GuestStarr@reddit

You forgot the liquid ass.

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BreakerOfModpacks@reddit

Follow him home, slip anything you know his dad would disapprove of into his room, tell his dad, "hey, I saw was showing off at uni, do you allow that kinda stuff?"

At the very minimum, it'd piss him off.

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Sullyville@reddit

After class, keep your distance and follow him. If he goes home, see if you can isolate an address. Start finding out everything you can about him. Once you have some details, then you start mailing him anonymous letters. Try to get a photo of him from behind and have it printed out. Include that too.

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susanrez@reddit

Does he always sit in the same seat in class? The opportunities are endless if he does…. Don’t ever put gum on his seat, or crisco, or flour, or any other sticky/smelly substance!

Sit behind him in class and don’t ever spritz him with perfume from behind. Get others to switch off sitting behind/ next to him and also don’t start spritzing things in his direction.

Find out stuff about him. Maybe even printout a flier with all the helpful info you found out on it. Anonymously leave it where your classmates can find it so they too can know all the neat things you discovered.

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chewchewtrane@reddit

Just walk up to him, look him deep into his eyes, and say “I know what you are.” No smile no disdain just give him nothing on your face. Keep eye contact to ensure he heard you for a second and then walk away. Never address it again. If he follows you, piss disk.

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swirlybat@reddit

fuck him in the ass then play the video of him getting pegged to his dad, then fuck him and play that video to the city council. you are fixing to fuck a lot of ass