My wife back at it again with her dinner

She just wasn’t done dressing her dogs, unfortunately. The other was the same but with chili added. I was just so flabbergasted by what was happening that I took the picture before she could erase the evidence

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Sioytu@reddit

Please tell me she didnt add cheese

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Jakedodge@reddit

I hope she did

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burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)

:(

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HuntingForSanity@reddit

I mean… I put pineapple and black olives on pizza a lot. I’d try this no doubt. The more I think about it actually, I feel like it’d be pretty good.

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Old_Butterfly7984@reddit

I’m not seeing the issue with this. I would be included to add some grilled onions and jalapeño.

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dahlien@reddit

It looks like a variation on pineapple pizza? But sans cheese?

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MalnoureshedRodent@reddit

I can’t explain it, but the addition of chili makes it slightly less weird to me…slightly

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muffinpizza@reddit

When I was a kid we always added black olives to chili, so adding pineapple to it doesn't seem too far of a stretch.

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StuffEuphoric@reddit

As long as she wouldnt be making ME this bullshit. Enjoy queen!

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SharkPicnic@reddit

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OkiDokiPanic@reddit

I think you should cook, man.

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iTookAWalktoPolan@reddit

Double franks and green power pellets

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filthyslutnugget@reddit

Let's just hope this was a Halloween dinner 😀

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PleasurabLee@reddit

Milk steak next, calling it

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Dangerous-Courage412@reddit

i believe you misspelled sloppy steak

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Dangerous-Courage412@reddit

damn her right to hell

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kam0rix@reddit

Oof. These are the dogs vomit are made of.

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Environmental_Monk53@reddit

🤢🤢🤢absolutely not.

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Disastrous-Mix-6052@reddit

Garbage and shit show

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Crispycrust510@reddit

🤮 cmon. Not even the stizzzy can make that palatable

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bandwagonnetsfan@reddit

That looks good actually

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Palico82@reddit

Is she a fucking goblin?

Good lord, order the poor woman a pizza before she causes the apocalypse!

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BeWonderfulBeDope@reddit

Ghoul dinner

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justaghoul13@reddit

As a ghoul, I am offended.

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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Pristine_Occasion_40@reddit

The way to a Man's heart is through His STOMACH

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Cormholio@reddit

Beans don’t provide fiber?!

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burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)

They do - you just ideally should get your fiber from multiple food sources. She has neither a diverse nor fiber-rich diet without outside intervention.

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Mooptiom@reddit

I would eat that. It reminds me of Subway subs I’ve ordered before

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turquoise_amethyst@reddit

It reminds me of olive and pineapple pizza, which is an abomination to some by a favorite of the pineapple lovers

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Old_Butterfly7984@reddit

I was just thinking grilled onions and jalapeños would be excellent on that hot dog - it all works well together.

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turquoise_amethyst@reddit

That’s a classic LA topping! (Along with bacon and cheese sometimes)

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CaitieLou_52@reddit

Any chance your wife might be pregnant? Or is pineapple and olives a normal food combo for her?

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burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)

She just eats anything she likes together. Another all-timer was Italian breadcrumbs on cinnamon applesauce. And however much breadcrumbs you think she used, it was more.

We do mostly cook separately and just eat at the same time. However, if left to her own devices, she’ll just eat discounted marinated meat and pearl onions for the bulk of her diet, so in the interest of a long marriage I threaten her to eat vegetables.

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Distinct-Solution-99@reddit

Why did you marry a psychopath?

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burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)

According to my wife, the hoes like to be scared and I’m the hoes, I guess

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Imsophunnyithurts@reddit

Agree. If my spouse did this, J

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metalguy91@reddit

This is unhinged, but in the way that I’d try it ngl. I also love a pizza with olives, pineapple, pepperoni, and anchovies, so maybe I’m the problem. I’m more disturbed by the edamame/quinoa with hot dogs. It’s like a group of friends you have that you NEVER thought would hang out and you don’t know how to act.

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turquoise_amethyst@reddit

I was gonna say… olive/pineapple is great on pizza. This seems like a pizza dog.

The random health foods on the side arent necessary. Just do one healthy night and one garbage plate night.

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Old_Butterfly7984@reddit

I think OP forced the quinoa and edamame on his wife, it was added under duress.

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burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)

On her wife, yes. We’ve known each other for almost half our lives and the unfortunate reality of my wife is she just kinda has to be threatened to eat something that isn’t tuna salad or hot dogs. If we have “healthy” and “unhealthy” nights, she’ll just kinda not eat on any of the “healthy” nights. Thus you get shit like edamame (one of the few veggies she actively likes weirdly) and hot dogs or pizza and roasted zucchini. AuDHD’s a trip.

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ladyteej@reddit

Pepperoni, olives, and pineapple is my favorite pizza, I’ll have to try it with anchovies. Seems like there’s at least 3 of us problems here.

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Sufficient_Chair_885@reddit

Congrats on the baby!

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ubercoffeeetime@reddit

what the fuck

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TheNicoKid003@reddit

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Nightshade_Ranch@reddit

Pineapple, olives, and pepperoni is my normal pizza toppings. I'd be curious but I'd want cheese.

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VariationNo9854@reddit

Why, though? Don’t get me wrong, pineapple is good on most things, but this is an odd combo for someone who isn’t pregnant

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Old_Butterfly7984@reddit

It’s not as uncommon as you may think.

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odiin1731@reddit

Pineapple and olive was Deadpool's favorite pizza toppings in the first Deapool movie. I'm guessing the wife watched it recently, and thought "well, if it works on a pizza..."

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burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)

Unfortunately she really is just like this - no Deadpool influence. She’s been obsessed with black olives since she was a kid (loves the rubbery texture - her words) and has just been in a sort of pineapple kick cause I’ve been cutting up pineapple a lot recently. When she likes certain foods (hot dogs, black olives, and pineapple are three of her faves) she just kinda wants to combine them - says it’s efficient.

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VariationNo9854@reddit

Please let her know I’m so curious that this is going on my next shopping list 🤣🤣🤣 Is there anything else I need to put on it to have it the way she did? Any condiments, or just the olives/pineapple?

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burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)

It was technically a beef bratwurst and then some shredded mozzarella melted inside the lightly toasted bun, and be very generous with your black olives and canned pineapple tidbits. Her second dog had the same but she also added no bean chili and might have added on green onions, but she doesn’t remember.

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VariationNo9854@reddit

I am looking forward to this

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VariationNo9854@reddit

Pizza, sure. My typical order is pineapple, extra pepperoni, black olives, mushrooms, chopped garlic, and extra onion. But on a hot dog, I’m not as sure it would translate for me. Not that I’m not FULLY intending on trying it …

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Kinda_ShouldaSorta@reddit

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thepretzel24@reddit

I like all of these but God please not together

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plarkimier@reddit

uh-uh. we are NOT doing the sweet and salty hot dog.

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jeffnorris@reddit

Is this a cry for help

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Original_Head_3487@reddit

I don't think the necessary help is available.

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nightmares_dealer@reddit

Girl dinner? Hell yeah!

Dinner for husband? Umm no:(

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burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)

No husbands here, just a woman begging her wife to eat like a human.

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nightmares_dealer@reddit

I love that omgg I hope your wife recovers from whatever eating difficulty she's going through!! You're such a good wife to support her through this❤️

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cptbil@reddit

That's weird, but made of things I do enjoy. I'd eat it.

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funkyduck72@reddit

I like her style

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number2-daffodil@reddit

i would 10/10 eat this, i feel like it needs onions though. and some dipping sauce options...ranch, some sort of sriracha mayo maybe, and ketchup.

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magickzzz@reddit

Oh, wow

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hollyberryness@reddit

Teriyaki bbq sauce, jalapeños...

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number2-daffodil@reddit

i would 10/10 eat this, i feel like it needs onions though. and some dipping sauce options...ranch, some sort of sriracha mayo maybe, and ketchup.

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Impenistan@reddit

Nah I fuck with that

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renaissance2k@reddit

Ah, the Wade Special. Sweet and salty.

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BunnyLady91@reddit

Reminds me of gross pizza turned into a gross hot dog. Did she add anchovies after the pic was snapped? Honestly I’d try a pineapple and olive hotdog if someone insisted.

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baggedmilk_b@reddit

I fucking hate black olive but even I can see how this would be good. The sweet and salty combo is underrated. I would swap the olives with feta and be all over this.

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cookiekraemer@reddit

🤣😳

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Best-Huckleberry7497@reddit

I’ll go hungry, thanks.

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Dremu@reddit

I would eat that

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burberrywaffles@reddit

good god

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Acceptable-Way6055@reddit

r/girldinner

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Rich-Pomegranate1679@reddit

Hey OP, if your wife doesn't like high fiber foods, I suggest looking into psyllium husk powder as a supplement. I mix a spoon of it with water every day, and it's all I need.

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burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)

She hates the texture.

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ImaginaryCharge2249@reddit

you can get it in capsule form! way easier, though my dietician did say to take like 8 a day for ibs havers 💀

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Wonderful_Habit_@reddit

I would eat the f outta that pineapple and olive tube meat sandwich

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nenaisnice@reddit

WAIT SHES ONTO SOMETHING. SHES a genius

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Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit

I thought it said “called pineapple and olives on a beef hot dog” I was thinking, “what a clever name”

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CanineFive@reddit

You need to stop her, nobody else can

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burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)

I’ve been trying to stop her for almost 6 years - she’s unstoppable.

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Shot-Tap-4512@reddit

Maybe you should make dinner…

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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Narrow-Tap4020@reddit

This has gotta be illegal

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IboughtMyOwnMic@reddit

At the very least this is a high in fiber meal

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elonmusktheturd22@reddit

Looks like a Hawaiian dog. Experimental hotdog variant inspired by the Hawaiian pizza. Id eat it

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curlyquinn02@reddit

Congrats on the baby. When is she due?

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scoobyding@reddit

Those look awesome actually

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yestermorrowposting@reddit

Looks crazy but probably tastes amazing. Pineapple olive pizza is great so I see the logic here. Sweet, salty, savory.

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indieauthor13@reddit

I had chicken sausages with bits of pineapple in it and it was pretty good so I kinda get it. I wouldn't eat this though. That's too much pineapple

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binime@reddit

What did you do to upset her?

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Blurstingwithemotion@reddit

Salty and sweet what's not to like?

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Glum-Sprinkles-7734@reddit

Just order a pizza and roll it up without slicing it

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alienkava@reddit

Not toppings i'd choose but this plate looks fire.

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redartanto@reddit

r/wifedinner

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Bluntpolar@reddit

Edamame and lentils weren't enough for your standard of fiber??

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DoctorWhootie@reddit

I bet it’s not as bad as we think it is. Sweet and salty.

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sunflower_emoji@reddit

I’m not an olive person, but this kind of makes sense to me. Sweet + savory combo

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EmploymentAbject4019@reddit

This is also her pizza order isn’t it

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The_scobberlotcher@reddit

no way. is that Girl Dinner?

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eazypeazy303@reddit

Do you also find her making grilled cheese in the wee hours of the morning?

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LuckyZygote@reddit

1st of all YUM at these dogs. I make sandwiches all the time that are onion, olive, pickle & cheese heavy. Its the briney:creamy thing for me. Sometimes with protein, sometimes without. But the strangest protein was peanut butter, the most acceptable socially was chicken salad. Theres a wide variety of combos here if you play with your ratios and bread options

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