My wife back at it again with her dinner
Posted by burgerbingbettuce@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 136 comments
Canned pineapple and olives on a beef hot dog.
Also edamame, quinoa, red lentils, and spinach which I force her to have to provide some kind of fiber in her food
maracaibo98@reddit
Is she pregnant?
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
Nah she’s just like that
baconwrappedpikachu@reddit
“Just like that” is crazy lmao - with that being said, swap the pineapples for onions and I would smash the hell out of this
The00Taco@reddit
God help you if she is pregnant
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
My balls are ovaries so I’m all good. I’m just cursed to watch her eat monstrosities and not have a good excuse for it.
Mike_Oxsmall_420@reddit
w-wait, where do you store the piss?
HeftyRecommendation5@reddit
Piss is stored in the ovaries
bianddie@reddit
This made me laugh out loud, thank you so much
likeusontweeters@reddit
So, Lady Balls then?... congrats!
WhenUWishUponAFart@reddit
My balls are ovaries is such a fantastic reply.
LebaneseLion@reddit
This made me laugh
Unable_Ad_3691@reddit
What's pregnant?
isthisthekrustkrab@reddit
A mistake your parents made years ago
Alissan_Web@reddit
please get off the internet and never return
gobkin@reddit
Prob Colombian
Shirtless_Shane@reddit
Excuse me what?
well-informedcitizen@reddit
You know a sub arachnoid brain tumor can press on the olfactory nerves.
Just sayin
PowerImportant4079@reddit
the fuck is that
Purple-Community7462@reddit
Ya know, she's on to something here
ComprehensiveFlan121@reddit
I mean there’s pineapple bratwursts and they’re delicious. I’m sure this isn’t much different
DoughnutFattie@reddit
Disgust 🤢
texsagebrush@reddit
There's a control dog, seems experimental.
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
She just wasn’t done dressing her dogs, unfortunately. The other was the same but with chili added. I was just so flabbergasted by what was happening that I took the picture before she could erase the evidence
Sioytu@reddit
Please tell me she didnt add cheese
Jakedodge@reddit
I hope she did
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
:(
HuntingForSanity@reddit
I mean… I put pineapple and black olives on pizza a lot. I’d try this no doubt. The more I think about it actually, I feel like it’d be pretty good.
Old_Butterfly7984@reddit
I’m not seeing the issue with this. I would be included to add some grilled onions and jalapeño.
dahlien@reddit
It looks like a variation on pineapple pizza? But sans cheese?
MalnoureshedRodent@reddit
I can’t explain it, but the addition of chili makes it slightly less weird to me…slightly
muffinpizza@reddit
When I was a kid we always added black olives to chili, so adding pineapple to it doesn't seem too far of a stretch.
StuffEuphoric@reddit
As long as she wouldnt be making ME this bullshit. Enjoy queen!
SharkPicnic@reddit
OkiDokiPanic@reddit
I think you should cook, man.
iTookAWalktoPolan@reddit
Double franks and green power pellets
filthyslutnugget@reddit
Let's just hope this was a Halloween dinner 😀
PleasurabLee@reddit
Milk steak next, calling it
Dangerous-Courage412@reddit
i believe you misspelled sloppy steak
Dangerous-Courage412@reddit
damn her right to hell
kam0rix@reddit
Oof. These are the dogs vomit are made of.
Environmental_Monk53@reddit
🤢🤢🤢absolutely not.
Disastrous-Mix-6052@reddit
Garbage and shit show
Crispycrust510@reddit
🤮 cmon. Not even the stizzzy can make that palatable
bandwagonnetsfan@reddit
That looks good actually
Palico82@reddit
Is she a fucking goblin?
Good lord, order the poor woman a pizza before she causes the apocalypse!
BeWonderfulBeDope@reddit
Ghoul dinner
justaghoul13@reddit
As a ghoul, I am offended.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Pristine_Occasion_40@reddit
The way to a Man's heart is through His STOMACH
Cormholio@reddit
Beans don’t provide fiber?!
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
They do - you just ideally should get your fiber from multiple food sources. She has neither a diverse nor fiber-rich diet without outside intervention.
Mooptiom@reddit
I would eat that. It reminds me of Subway subs I’ve ordered before
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
It reminds me of olive and pineapple pizza, which is an abomination to some by a favorite of the pineapple lovers
Old_Butterfly7984@reddit
I was just thinking grilled onions and jalapeños would be excellent on that hot dog - it all works well together.
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
That’s a classic LA topping! (Along with bacon and cheese sometimes)
CaitieLou_52@reddit
Any chance your wife might be pregnant? Or is pineapple and olives a normal food combo for her?
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
She just eats anything she likes together. Another all-timer was Italian breadcrumbs on cinnamon applesauce. And however much breadcrumbs you think she used, it was more.
We do mostly cook separately and just eat at the same time. However, if left to her own devices, she’ll just eat discounted marinated meat and pearl onions for the bulk of her diet, so in the interest of a long marriage I threaten her to eat vegetables.
Distinct-Solution-99@reddit
Why did you marry a psychopath?
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
According to my wife, the hoes like to be scared and I’m the hoes, I guess
Imsophunnyithurts@reddit
Agree. If my spouse did this, J
metalguy91@reddit
This is unhinged, but in the way that I’d try it ngl. I also love a pizza with olives, pineapple, pepperoni, and anchovies, so maybe I’m the problem. I’m more disturbed by the edamame/quinoa with hot dogs. It’s like a group of friends you have that you NEVER thought would hang out and you don’t know how to act.
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
I was gonna say… olive/pineapple is great on pizza. This seems like a pizza dog.
The random health foods on the side arent necessary. Just do one healthy night and one garbage plate night.
Old_Butterfly7984@reddit
I think OP forced the quinoa and edamame on his wife, it was added under duress.
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
On her wife, yes. We’ve known each other for almost half our lives and the unfortunate reality of my wife is she just kinda has to be threatened to eat something that isn’t tuna salad or hot dogs. If we have “healthy” and “unhealthy” nights, she’ll just kinda not eat on any of the “healthy” nights. Thus you get shit like edamame (one of the few veggies she actively likes weirdly) and hot dogs or pizza and roasted zucchini. AuDHD’s a trip.
ladyteej@reddit
Pepperoni, olives, and pineapple is my favorite pizza, I’ll have to try it with anchovies. Seems like there’s at least 3 of us problems here.
Sufficient_Chair_885@reddit
Congrats on the baby!
ubercoffeeetime@reddit
what the fuck
TheNicoKid003@reddit
Nightshade_Ranch@reddit
Pineapple, olives, and pepperoni is my normal pizza toppings. I'd be curious but I'd want cheese.
VariationNo9854@reddit
Why, though? Don’t get me wrong, pineapple is good on most things, but this is an odd combo for someone who isn’t pregnant
Old_Butterfly7984@reddit
It’s not as uncommon as you may think.
odiin1731@reddit
Pineapple and olive was Deadpool's favorite pizza toppings in the first Deapool movie. I'm guessing the wife watched it recently, and thought "well, if it works on a pizza..."
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
Unfortunately she really is just like this - no Deadpool influence. She’s been obsessed with black olives since she was a kid (loves the rubbery texture - her words) and has just been in a sort of pineapple kick cause I’ve been cutting up pineapple a lot recently. When she likes certain foods (hot dogs, black olives, and pineapple are three of her faves) she just kinda wants to combine them - says it’s efficient.
VariationNo9854@reddit
Please let her know I’m so curious that this is going on my next shopping list 🤣🤣🤣 Is there anything else I need to put on it to have it the way she did? Any condiments, or just the olives/pineapple?
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
It was technically a beef bratwurst and then some shredded mozzarella melted inside the lightly toasted bun, and be very generous with your black olives and canned pineapple tidbits. Her second dog had the same but she also added no bean chili and might have added on green onions, but she doesn’t remember.
VariationNo9854@reddit
I am looking forward to this
VariationNo9854@reddit
Pizza, sure. My typical order is pineapple, extra pepperoni, black olives, mushrooms, chopped garlic, and extra onion. But on a hot dog, I’m not as sure it would translate for me. Not that I’m not FULLY intending on trying it …
Kinda_ShouldaSorta@reddit
thepretzel24@reddit
I like all of these but God please not together
plarkimier@reddit
uh-uh. we are NOT doing the sweet and salty hot dog.
jeffnorris@reddit
Is this a cry for help
Original_Head_3487@reddit
I don't think the necessary help is available.
nightmares_dealer@reddit
Girl dinner? Hell yeah!
Dinner for husband? Umm no:(
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
No husbands here, just a woman begging her wife to eat like a human.
nightmares_dealer@reddit
I love that omgg I hope your wife recovers from whatever eating difficulty she's going through!! You're such a good wife to support her through this❤️
cptbil@reddit
That's weird, but made of things I do enjoy. I'd eat it.
funkyduck72@reddit
I like her style
number2-daffodil@reddit
i would 10/10 eat this, i feel like it needs onions though. and some dipping sauce options...ranch, some sort of sriracha mayo maybe, and ketchup.
magickzzz@reddit
Oh, wow
hollyberryness@reddit
Teriyaki bbq sauce, jalapeños...
number2-daffodil@reddit
i would 10/10 eat this, i feel like it needs onions though. and some dipping sauce options...ranch, some sort of sriracha mayo maybe, and ketchup.
Impenistan@reddit
Nah I fuck with that
renaissance2k@reddit
Ah, the Wade Special. Sweet and salty.
BunnyLady91@reddit
Reminds me of gross pizza turned into a gross hot dog. Did she add anchovies after the pic was snapped? Honestly I’d try a pineapple and olive hotdog if someone insisted.
baggedmilk_b@reddit
I fucking hate black olive but even I can see how this would be good. The sweet and salty combo is underrated. I would swap the olives with feta and be all over this.
cookiekraemer@reddit
🤣😳
Best-Huckleberry7497@reddit
I’ll go hungry, thanks.
Dremu@reddit
I would eat that
burberrywaffles@reddit
good god
Acceptable-Way6055@reddit
r/girldinner
Rich-Pomegranate1679@reddit
Hey OP, if your wife doesn't like high fiber foods, I suggest looking into psyllium husk powder as a supplement. I mix a spoon of it with water every day, and it's all I need.
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
She hates the texture.
ImaginaryCharge2249@reddit
you can get it in capsule form! way easier, though my dietician did say to take like 8 a day for ibs havers 💀
Wonderful_Habit_@reddit
I would eat the f outta that pineapple and olive tube meat sandwich
nenaisnice@reddit
WAIT SHES ONTO SOMETHING. SHES a genius
Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit
I thought it said “called pineapple and olives on a beef hot dog” I was thinking, “what a clever name”
CanineFive@reddit
You need to stop her, nobody else can
burgerbingbettuce@reddit (OP)
I’ve been trying to stop her for almost 6 years - she’s unstoppable.
Shot-Tap-4512@reddit
Maybe you should make dinner…
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Narrow-Tap4020@reddit
This has gotta be illegal
IboughtMyOwnMic@reddit
At the very least this is a high in fiber meal
elonmusktheturd22@reddit
Looks like a Hawaiian dog. Experimental hotdog variant inspired by the Hawaiian pizza. Id eat it
curlyquinn02@reddit
Congrats on the baby. When is she due?
scoobyding@reddit
Those look awesome actually
yestermorrowposting@reddit
Looks crazy but probably tastes amazing. Pineapple olive pizza is great so I see the logic here. Sweet, salty, savory.
indieauthor13@reddit
I had chicken sausages with bits of pineapple in it and it was pretty good so I kinda get it. I wouldn't eat this though. That's too much pineapple
binime@reddit
What did you do to upset her?
Blurstingwithemotion@reddit
Salty and sweet what's not to like?
Glum-Sprinkles-7734@reddit
Just order a pizza and roll it up without slicing it
alienkava@reddit
Not toppings i'd choose but this plate looks fire.
redartanto@reddit
r/wifedinner
Bluntpolar@reddit
Edamame and lentils weren't enough for your standard of fiber??
DoctorWhootie@reddit
I bet it’s not as bad as we think it is. Sweet and salty.
sunflower_emoji@reddit
I’m not an olive person, but this kind of makes sense to me. Sweet + savory combo
EmploymentAbject4019@reddit
This is also her pizza order isn’t it
The_scobberlotcher@reddit
no way. is that Girl Dinner?
eazypeazy303@reddit
Do you also find her making grilled cheese in the wee hours of the morning?
LuckyZygote@reddit
1st of all YUM at these dogs. I make sandwiches all the time that are onion, olive, pickle & cheese heavy. Its the briney:creamy thing for me. Sometimes with protein, sometimes without. But the strangest protein was peanut butter, the most acceptable socially was chicken salad. Theres a wide variety of combos here if you play with your ratios and bread options
idksomet@reddit
Pineapple on a pizza, sure. On a Glizzy? BYE. Let alone olives .
jmaneater@reddit
turtlevinyl@reddit
Raccoon girl dinner
ChexRibedeaux@reddit
She may of had a stroke on the way to the kitchen. I’d be concerned.
SinkCat69@reddit
The longer you look at it, the worse it gets
Critical-Chemist-860@reddit
The weed nug is a nice touch
Geta211@reddit
One of us has to eat in the other room