Wavin’ the fuckin gun around!?

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Due_Entrepreneur_382@reddit

Look at our current situation with that Pinky fucker on Phobos. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.

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idontcare5472692@reddit

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click.

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idontcare5472692@reddit

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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Skelter_89@reddit

Fuck it Doomguy, let's go bowling

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Bopshidowywopbop@reddit

Put the piece away man they’re calling the police

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Armored-Elder@reddit

also Dude, "demon" is not the preferred nomenclature. "mortally challenged", please.

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IntrospectiveIdiot@reddit

You're not wrong Walter, you're an asshole!

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Pupikal@reddit

Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.

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Soulless--Plague@reddit

Walter this is not a demonic being invading from the Hell Dimension, this is a Doom Slayer who used cheat codes and peed on my fucking rug man!

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Im_WinstonWolfe@reddit

I'm surprised there isn't more big lebowski references in those bowling shorts

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PvtHudson@reddit

That's fucking interesting, man! That's fucking interesting!

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ad-tom-music@reddit

I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck on the phobos base so that this fuckin strumpet, this fuckin whore......

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Soulless--Plague@reddit

Walter, what has any of this got to do with the larger and innermost of the two moons of the planet Mars?!!

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ad-tom-music@reddit

well there's not a *literal* connection

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Pimpstik69@reddit

Put the televised piece away man

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memoryisntram@reddit

Oh but it is a game! You played it yourself!

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obscureobject2574@reddit

Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules!?

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

*only one around here… HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE *CRA-ZY?!?!*

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obscureobject2574@reddit

Smokey, you mark that frame an 8 and you are entering a world of pain

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Dick-in-a-fan@reddit

Doom even runs on bowling scoring machines.

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Acceptable_Pen_2481@reddit

That’s actually pretty sick No quote today

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Shot-Combination-930@reddit

I myself dabbled in pacifism once… not in Doom of course.

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Jesus-H-Chrystler@reddit (OP)

Dang. That should’ve been the title. 😂

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MedLebowski@reddit

Let me tell you something, pendejo

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hettuklaeddi@reddit

you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, i take it away from you

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Bort_Bortson@reddit

They're calling the cops man, put the BFG9000 away

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

Let me explain something to you, *i’m* not John Grimm, *you’re* John Grimm… I’m Doomguy, or uh, Doom Slayer, or El Doom Marino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

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torontopeter@reddit

That's fuckin' combat. The demon in the black pyjamas, OP. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

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PENT2P@reddit

I dabbled in pacifism… not at the bowling alley of course

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xMyDixieWreckedx@reddit

I'm the Doomguy. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Doomness, or uh, Doomer, or El Doomerino.

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Thin_Ambition_4386@reddit

The Maudes are gonna take that piece away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fuckin trigger until the gun goes click

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Schlongsterish@reddit

*Good 'ol 'Merican culture right there folks!* /s. 500 years from now whatever strange being is looking at current US culture is going to be like . WTF !

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Soulless--Plague@reddit

Yea well that’s just like your opinion man

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Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a BFG9000 out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it go *k-fiziz BOOOOOOM!!!*

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VincentAdultman-1@reddit

It’s a bowling alley, not an American classroom. There are rules!

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WhiskeyBadger_@reddit

Do you see what happens Larry?

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BlankSlate400@reddit

Me and Charlie. Eyeball to eyeball.

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zmasterb@reddit

Man in the black pajamas, worthy fuckin adversary

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nogohuyc@reddit

It’s a league game.

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VendaGoat@reddit

Far out man!

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D-Flo1@reddit

Obviously you're not a gamer.

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noneedforanamee@reddit

This isn't a guy who cleared Phobos of demons and closed a portal to Hell,so what the fuck are you talking about??!

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ViewAskewRob@reddit

“Do you remember Uli? He's a musician. Used to have a group, Wolfenstein. Look in my LP's. They released one album in the late '70s.”

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resjudicata2@reddit

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes click.

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Steiney1@reddit

They're calling the Demons, Man, put the piece away

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Nesbitt_Burns@reddit

You might fool the fucks at the league office, but you don’t fool Jesus.

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HealthyBullfrog@reddit

Yeah but I wudn't no clipping.

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Complex_Ingenuity_26@reddit

Calmer than you are.

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cargoman89@reddit

I just got an informal report that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league’s bylaws.

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