ULPT:How can I as a college student gain the highest chance to get laid during halloween?
Posted by concussionmaker__91@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 8 comments
As you all know Halloween is one of the best days someone can go get laid without any prior emotional buildup. There are several events in my College for Halloween and I'd like to join the one that would get me laid instead of just giving me a general innocent fun time.
As an average looking, a little autistic College student with 0 female connections, how can I utilize this day to maximize my chance to get laid? What type of events should I pick?
I just wanna feel how sex feels like bruh
Ajax-Liquor-Store@reddit
Be a female.
Spoobie90@reddit
Consume alcohol and let it happen.
cakesofthepatty414@reddit
Man. I WISH my only problem was how to get laid easily on Halloween.
This feels like I'm in a coming of age movie and I'm the older brother giving advice, but i digress.
Having sex with someone truly is a very magical act. You yourself said there's emotional connection involved.
If you take out all that stuff like emotional connection and the stuff you go through to win this persons heart.... Then the sex isn't that great. It's basically masterbation with another person. Sex needs those intimate connections to make it that much more important.
But if you wanna be a creep and just get off inside someone else and never reconnect after.... maybe you should just be suffering with your hand. Put work in, get way more than expected out.
Miserable_Smoke@reddit
Wow. Yeah, I'd say its unethical to give someone hangups about whom they should have sex, and why. OP, its really not that complicated, sometimes adults can just make each other feel good. Animals aren't falling in love.
Optimal_Shirt6637@reddit
Go to a big, popular college bar.
pattydog1127@reddit
Animal & Pets flair? WTF
rcyt17@reddit
I mean, they didn't specify the species...
Miserable_Smoke@reddit
Save up some money, hire an escort.