What’s one thing that Britain has that if it wasn’t a thing the country wouldn’t be the same?
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Good-Conclusion-9508@reddit
Sarcasm.
MythosMythix@reddit
Naaaaaaaaahhh I don’t even know what a sarcasm is.
BreakfastLopsided906@reddit
I get it. OP said sarcasm and then you made a sarcastic comment. Good one.
OrganizationOk5418@reddit
Is that right yeah?
Ghazghkull_Thatcher@reddit
The UK isn't a very sarcastic country
RedditUser3525@reddit
No, none of us are sarcastic at all
ArborealFriend@reddit
And we’d never exaggerate about noffink , not in a million years we wouldn’t.
Ghazghkull_Thatcher@reddit
I would literally die if I ever used sarcasm, or hyperbole
Order_Flaky@reddit
Litotes wouldn’t be optimal either
Ashamed_Fig4922@reddit
I've come to realize that sarcasm and humour are a stage thing and that one rarely sees them performed in real life. The Brits are too restrained to indulge in actual sarcasm or humour, even with close friends and family.
Acceptable-Pear2021@reddit
Oh dear! If you aren't noticing it, it's aimed at you
PARFT@reddit
Wtaf.
Good-Conclusion-9508@reddit
I think ours is more subtle and grouchy. Sometimes we don’t even know we’re doing it.
OrganizationOk5418@reddit
Whoosh?
Fauxjito@reddit
I regret to inform you that there may be considerably more sarcasm than you think, it's just not all being noticed especially by our colonial cousins.
farraigemeansthesea@reddit
Compared with the Yanks we are very mild indeed.
ArborealFriend@reddit
Yeah, right mate. Not.
decisionisgoaround@reddit
Yeah right
Ok_Corner5873@reddit
Very funny
Salmonofconfidence@reddit
Yeah that sounds right to me.
L-Space_Orangutan@reddit
landmass
just water then innit
VariousBeat9169@reddit
Our Climate.
CharmingMeringue@reddit
No land borders
JansonHawke@reddit
Ireland doesn't exist then?
ArborealFriend@reddit
When we want to complain about the standard of service, the quality of food, or of a product, or whatever it might be, in a shop a restaurant, we start the utterance with, “I’m sorry, but…“
evelynsmee@reddit
Tea
JansonHawke@reddit
Is the correct answer.
nonsequitur__@reddit
Humour, and the NHS
BillyD123455@reddit
Pubs
Desperate-Ad-5109@reddit
North Sea oil and gas.
wildskipper@reddit
I see North Sea oil and gas, the profits of which have hardly benefitted the UK at all (for comparison purposes, see Norway), and raise you coal. Without Britain's coal resources the country would have dwindled while European neighbours and empire leapt ahead in industrialization. Britain would have remained a minor European power, as it was before the eighteenth century.
Level-Walk-8981@reddit
Brits.
Idontdanceever@reddit
A national footpath system/right to roam
Aware-Owl4346@reddit
From the American perspective, this always blows my mind. My countrymen are always blabbing about the FREEDOMS we have, but right to roam seems one of the widest-ranging freedoms you could grant.
Idontdanceever@reddit
Yes. To be clear right to roam us Scotland only, but public footpaths crossing private land is all over UK. It's a sign that we still believe that land belongs to the people who live there, not just those that buy it.
Free-Jilly-245@reddit
Cheese rolling
cosmic_monsters_inc@reddit
Remember when people used to say it was the queen but then she died and nothing changed.
YchYFi@reddit
The Queen is still the answer.
pinklewickers@reddit
She still wants to break free.
Aware-Owl4346@reddit
I thought the point of the royal family was to discourage change.
Reetgeist@reddit
I think that proved the royal family are basically just a tourism thing.
Although I say this as an anti-monarchist, YMMV.
Adrian_Shoey@reddit
My stamps have never looked the same since.
pelvviber@reddit
Multiple waves of different folk coming here to enrich and improve the country. From people wandering over the land bridge in pre-history onward.
Professional-Test239@reddit
The BBC. You will miss it when the usual suspects get their way and it's gone.
pinklewickers@reddit
The political coverage is cancer.
GrumpySimian@reddit
Having moved abroad, can 100% confirm that the BBC is bloody marvellous in spite of its faults. Not one country comes anywhere close to the quality output of the BBC. Brilliant institution and worth every penny.
Bajovane@reddit
Same. I don’t trust American media at all.
benroon@reddit
That you don’t pay
GrumpySimian@reddit
And so, I don't have access. What's your point caller?
Altruistic-Orchid157@reddit
Absolutely spot on.
Ashamed_Fig4922@reddit
Ah, that BBC.
I spend too much time on xhamster I surmise.
DifferentWave@reddit
Yorkshire puddings
Toc13s@reddit
A history of empire
RustyChuck@reddit
A lack of sunlight making everyone depressed
catdog_man@reddit
Tea
Jolly-Ad-8088@reddit
Rain
curiouslyhungry@reddit
The Gulf Stream
CtForrestEye@reddit
That's on the other side of the pond too. I remember the distinct line between the green and blue water 42 miles off the coast. The captain was right. That's where the fish were, right on the edge.
Ilsluggo@reddit
A dysfunctional Royal family. Without their zany antics, we’d have to go back to talking about Boris Johnson’s latest hair “style”.
RequirementGeneral67@reddit
It’s been in the news again this week along with the way he says chat gpt
Pharmacy_Duck@reddit
The fundamental belief that the bloke in the pub knows better than politicians.
RequirementGeneral67@reddit
The fundamental and entirely accurate belief.
PaleMaleAndStale@reddit
Regional accents - an unsung national treasure.
deep1986@reddit
Pubs
BountyBobIsBack@reddit
Pubs - British institution
RedditUser3525@reddit
Jubilee plates in charity shops
thesaharadesert@reddit
Platty Jubes platters
Academic-Ad-3677@reddit
Men in drag as a staple of family entertainment.
PARFT@reddit
A coastline all the way around it.
Another_Random_Chap@reddit
If we hadn't reinstated the monarchy in 1660 after Cromwell died, then I think we'd be a very different country.
wrightw00d@reddit
Lovers rock!
Cold-Society3325@reddit
Rain.
-Londoneer-@reddit
A moat
Odd_Championship7286@reddit
Pies
sovereignsekte@reddit
Statue of Liberty.
Exact-Put-6961@reddit
Warm beer and the summer afternoon sound of leather meeting willow.
TheMissingThink@reddit
To be fair, Willow could always use her safeword
TheMissingThink@reddit
Other countries' antiques
Moon_Raven_2@reddit
A chippy shop in every town
loveswimmingpools@reddit
Weather.
ymaohyd69@reddit
Racist cunts
idontbleaveit@reddit
You’ll find that’s the whole world.
Tanglefoot11@reddit
A huge amount of miserable c**ts.
Antique-Link3477@reddit
An ocean instead of borders.
Loose_Acanthaceae201@reddit
Strong agree. You can't tell the story of Britain without reference to the sea.
borokish@reddit
Decent bogs.
OrganizationOk5418@reddit
Sarcasm.
Mysterious_Soft7916@reddit
Scotland or Wales
Fun_Cheesecake_7684@reddit
Rain
tjjwaddo@reddit
The monarchy.
ScotchPleb@reddit
A parliament elected by first-past-the-post. This ensures that conservative governments can run most of the time on a minority of the vote, and in practice transfers real democratic agency from the people at large to a small number of conservative leaning districts called 'marginal constituencies'. Without this, the country would have been historically more left-wing in law making, and would probably be more like many Continental countries, with better workers rights and less precarity, improved housing for ordinary people, better regulated financial system, stronger and sophisticated local government that involved more people, etc.
Buttraper@reddit
Greggs
bsnimunf@reddit
Lots of coast line
Acrobatic_Battle4717@reddit
HP Sauce
tykeoldboy@reddit
David Attenborough
Ok_Corner5873@reddit
An uninterrupted coast line.
Huge-Plenty7099@reddit
England
Significant-Reason61@reddit
Tea. Without a doubt.
MidnightPractical727@reddit
Air
adjective-nounOne234@reddit
Type G plugs
YchYFi@reddit
Greggs
afcote1@reddit
Being an island
MythosMythix@reddit
Gravy
Illustrious-Star1@reddit
The NHS.
Ashamed_Fig4922@reddit
The class system and the penchant people have for suppressing emotions.
abfgern_@reddit
Repressing emotions: Not very good for mental health in a boring office job. Tremendously useful if a horde of Zulus are emerging over the hills
luffy8519@reddit
A smug sense of self-importance.
FrauAmarylis@reddit
Tone-deafness to how outdated the minsets are.
I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS@reddit
Coal reserves
MisabelWearsNikes@reddit
Tea a solution for all problems
Infinite_Crow_3706@reddit
Marmite and malt vinegar
Visible-Equal8544@reddit
Came here to say this, too
freexe@reddit
Pubs
Slavir_Nabru@reddit
Scotland
ComprehensiveAd8815@reddit
The weather.
GnaphaliumUliginosum@reddit
Hypocrisy. Alan Bennet had a good monologue about it on The World at One (BBC Radio 4) a good few years back.
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