We believe in nothing, Ohtani
Posted by Revolutionary_Ad8259@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 83 comments
Posted by Revolutionary_Ad8259@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 83 comments
AbbeyRoad75@reddit
With Tyler Durden.
sorotomotor@reddit
He didn't blame anyone for the loss of Game 4. Some Chinaman took it from him in Chavez Ravine!
Mac_Sunny3791@reddit
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
hovdeisfunny@reddit
That's clearly Billy Beane
peetownpasteup@reddit
Nah. That’s Chad Feldheimer
BuffaloBagel@reddit
part of a LEAGUE of morons
Tight_Albatross_863@reddit
Guys that’s clearly Brad Pitt. You’re probably confused because he’s an actor and has played many roles, but I assure you he is Brad Pitt. Wave of the future, dude.
thefeckcampaign@reddit
It’s the Billy Bean. Have you ever heard of the movie Money Ball?
catchyphrase@reddit
That rich fuck! He can live on his allowance, which is ample..
TheReadMenace@reddit
Can’t be. He doesn’t watch the games
RabbiVolesBassSolo@reddit
Ohtani? Is that some kind of eastern thing?
Ok-Caregiver8843@reddit
The chinaman is not the issue here
Yokai_Otaku@reddit
Also dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Japanese-American, please
sungo8@reddit
Gorlami
Revolutionary_Ad8259@reddit (OP)
Ancora
sungo8@reddit
GOR-LA-MI
dreamerkid001@reddit
One more time?
sungo8@reddit
gorlami
BigMotor5003@reddit
A river there, chief
markeross@reddit
https://youtu.be/kcovGYK_IDM?si=TkQRh3CEasl0x1vl
SnooPears5096@reddit
This is the first time Brad Pitt's ever been a mere 9/10, character actor level handsome.
CaptainCold_999@reddit
Brad's never looked more like the alcoholic, abusive Dad he is.
JiveChicken00@reddit
I hate the f’n Dodgers, man!
Kafkacunk@reddit
Stay out of Chavez Ravine, deadbeat!!! Kick
DavidFrattenBro@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donnie (Thornberry)
spdelope@reddit
What is this shit? This sub is trash nowadays
sorotomotor@reddit
> What is this shit? This sub is trash nowadays
It don't matter to Jesus.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
Oh please, dear… I’ll have you know this sub has roundly rejected high-effort posts.
sullyoftheboro@reddit
ok dude, i can see you don't want to be cheered up here. come on donnie, lets go get us a lane.
74snowman@reddit
Yeah? Well, ya know, that’s just like ah, your opinion, man.
Revolutionary_Ad8259@reddit (OP)
I hope you realize the guy with the Lakers shirt is Flea, one of the Nihilists. This was taken during a World Series game, so even the flair fits perfectly, what do you mean is trash? 🤣
spdelope@reddit
It’s a picture (shitty picture at that) of flea doing flea things like hanging out with other celebrities. What does this have to do with Lebowski?
Like I get it, you have a tv, laddyfuckingda!
canman41968@reddit
A story about Los Angeles.
TrashBoatTrashBoat@reddit
Man, c'mon I had a really rough night, and I hate the fuckin Red Hot Chili Peppers man
RabbiVolesBassSolo@reddit
I wouldn’t even slow down before booting you out my cab.
Ambitious_Lead693@reddit
Fuck the Dodgers
nobikflop@reddit
These men are Nazis, Donny
RepublicKitchen8809@reddit
Bunch of assholes.
BOMBLOADER@reddit
We wants the title or we fuck you ups, leeebowwwski
TheReadMenace@reddit
Fuck the Dodgers? Fuck the World Series? All right, I can see you obviously don’t want to be cheered up Dude
Grand_Negus@reddit
Coitus?
TranslatorRoyal8710@reddit
Fuck you too!
UNHBCVTPSU@reddit
Get your own fucking cab.
Revolutionary_Ad8259@reddit (OP)
Blue Jays fan here! 🫡
Inside_no_9@reddit
Shut the fuck up Ohtani
davesToyBox@reddit
So do you think who called who here, and asked if the other wanted to go to the World Series?
machone5103@reddit
A flea pit
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
…he’s gonna kiiilllll that poor Nazi…
901CountryBlumpkin69@reddit
Don’t worry Donny. They’re just nihilists
pnmartini@reddit
When did flea become Ed Harris?
DarioJames@reddit
After running Marathons at age 62! ;-)
evilkitty1974@reddit
I just wanna know if Flea still wears a tube sock on his penis.
Revolutionary_Ad8259@reddit (OP)
Jesus
boogiewoogiebuglebo1@reddit
You said it man!
evilkitty1974@reddit
No, Flea.
Revolutionary_Ad8259@reddit (OP)
He did six months in Chino for dropping his sock in front of an 8 year old
evilkitty1974@reddit
Very unDude.
IguanaSkinnedSlides@reddit
Not after that bowling ball to the sock
bmwm36969@reddit
Socks On Cocks by Dr, Seuss
evilkitty1974@reddit
Tube steak wrapped in tube stock, $8.99 incl drink & side!
BlankSlate400@reddit
His girlfriend gave up her toe.
dejavoodoo77@reddit
What's in the box?
UmeaTurbo@reddit
Ja, and then vee'll shtomps on it und skvish it!!
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
You want a toe? I can get you a toe dude..
Revolutionary_Ad8259@reddit (OP)
She thought we’d be getting tickets for the world series!
UNHBCVTPSU@reddit
It’s not fair.
The_Dude_5049@reddit
FAIR?! Who’s the fucking nihilists here?
Gonzostewie@reddit
Bulk of the series, Dude. Not exactly a lightweight.
Automatic-Bedroom926@reddit
No man Treinen peed on my mound
_its_a_SWEATER_@reddit
He looks like a fucking loser.
No-Transition-8375@reddit
You don’t go out looking for a pitcher dressed like that, do you? On a weekday?
Admirable_Average_32@reddit
Is this a …what day is this?
vindieselpics3000@reddit
How can you not be romantic about bowling?
Amischwein@reddit
Sounds exhausting
LineImpossible3958@reddit
Don’t condescend me man, ill fucking kill ya
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
I am the walrus
toprymin@reddit
Sqvish it
TheMightyPushmataha@reddit
Jah, ve sqvush it
iambarrelrider@reddit
That must be exhausting.
901Soccer@reddit
Oh that must be exhausting
IguanaSkinnedSlides@reddit
He owes money all over town
901Soccer@reddit
Including to known interpreters....and that's cool
bljuva_57@reddit
Come and get it, Dodgers!