" Who the fuck is this dude," asks the Dude re. Knox Harrington, the shrill giggler and friend of Maudie Lebowski . Little does the Dude know that the artsyfartsy shrill giggler is giggling about Andres Serrano's "Piss Christ" installation, foreshadowing the performative piece of the altar pisser.
nadamean420@reddit
It’s like Paul said to the Corinthians…
MilaVaneela@reddit
You look for the guy who got kicked out of the church and uh, uh, y’know-
lookoutjoe21@reddit
The walrus was Paul
hornwalker@reddit
Aw what’s that smell, man?
lebowski-ModTeam@reddit
Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.
(A Lebowski quote slapped onto a pic that no literal relevance to the film is not a connection)
MilaVaneela@reddit
The altar tied the basilica together, did it not?
And this man peed on it.
Air911@reddit
u/MilaVaneela please.
defmaybe_DFO@reddit
are we gonna split hairs here?
ProfessorRoyHinkley@reddit
Obviously, you're not a papist.
back_to_sr@reddit
Also Dude, that's not the preferred nomenclature. Roman- Catholic, please.
latticep@reddit
8 year olds, Dude.
hesamanofwax@reddit
Oh, I am laughing out loud at your comment lmao 🤣 ❤️
Dangerous_Music_7967@reddit
He peed on your fuckin altar dude.
Neat-Share-2799@reddit
This aggression will not stand
Prudent-Back@reddit
Cut off his Johnson
SoupIsNotAMeal@reddit
On the morrow he shall receive his purification
lncognitoErgoSum@reddit
"You've got the wrong guy, I'm the Pope man"
buffalovirgo@reddit
Old man said i can take any alter in the house
solidus0079@reddit
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time an altar is micturated upon in this holy city-state, I have to compensate the clergy?
erdg43@reddit
You told the bishop. The bishop told me. Yes?!
solidus0079@reddit
A wiser vicar than myself once said, "Sometimes you eat the wafer, and sometimes the wafer eats you."
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
What in Gods name are you blathering on about?
Ack_Pfft@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donnie
Neat-Share-2799@reddit
Your way out of your element
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
I am the walrus
El_Peregrine@reddit
These are not God’s men, these are nihilists
PancakeProfessor@reddit
Okay. The old man told me to take any altar in the chapel.
solidus0079@reddit
The psalm has crashed into the mountain!!!
Squonkster@reddit
You see what happens, Leo? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
broberds@reddit
I am altering the altar. Pray I don’t alter it any further.
thejackash@reddit
I could have just been sitting here with pee stains on my altar
TrendyDru@reddit
I clean the altar for $1000. The bishop can watch but he’s gotta pay $100
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
Will you please slide your shorts down?
Alchemista_98@reddit
This is not Unitarianism, Smokey. There are rules!
Remarkable_Major7710@reddit
Every time an altar is micturated upon in the Vatican City I have to purify it?
The_Pacman007@reddit
Underrated
DuckMassive@reddit
" Who the fuck is this dude," asks the Dude re. Knox Harrington, the shrill giggler and friend of Maudie Lebowski . Little does the Dude know that the artsyfartsy shrill giggler is giggling about Andres Serrano's "Piss Christ" installation, foreshadowing the performative piece of the altar pisser.
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
This is what happens when you piss on an altar in the Vatican!
Hagfist@reddit
Jesus
bandit4loboloco@reddit
You said it, man!
erdg43@reddit
Nobody fucks with
illegalshmillegal@reddit
8 year olds Dude
TrashBoatTrashBoat@reddit
This is a private sanctuary, man
OstentatiousSock@reddit
I’m staying. I’m finishing the stations.
hesamanofwax@reddit
“That’s just the stress talking, man.”
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Say what you want about urinating on the papal alter, but atleast it's an ethos.
murse_joe@reddit
Say what you will about Roman Catholicism, at least it’s an ethos.
DiscHashDisc@reddit
It is our most holiest pissed receptacle.
El_Peregrine@reddit
Just because we’re Catholic doesn’t mean we’re SAPS
gouged_haunches@reddit
is there a Ralph's around the archdiocese?
organicdelivery@reddit
This guys pederasts owe money all over the world and they piss on your altar?
14domino@reddit
He’s fucking Polish Catholic.
The_Great_Dadsby@reddit
An Irish monk?
have1dog@reddit
A dick man.
have1dog@reddit
“So every time an altar in this city state is micturated upon, I have to purify the altar?”
imjustmos@reddit
Put your penis away Walter man they’re calling the pope!
Ok_Jicama_96@reddit
Am I to understand that every time an altar is micturated upon in this fair basilica I am to compensate the person?
2wheelsThx@reddit
Ever thus to dead saints, Leo.
ThumbsUp2323@reddit
Does the pope shit in the woods?
gruven_reuven@reddit
The pope probably peed on it himself… think about it a young pope in the parlance of our times… probably owes prayers all around town
PvtHudson@reddit
Liam and me, we gonna fuck you up!
botejohn@reddit
You can pee on any number of alters that don´t have sentimental value.
threlkis@reddit
Does the pope owe money all over town?
StOnEy333@reddit
You want a Basilica Alter to pee on, I can get you a Basilica Alter to pee on.
erdg43@reddit
Hydrated than you are.
U_SMUG_MOTHERFUCKER@reddit
This isn’t a guy who built the railroads
sax6romeo@reddit
Man in the white robes dude, a worthy adversary
YourHooliganFriend@reddit
Just cause we're spiritual doesn't make us saps!
uniquecleverusername@reddit
Man heard to say, "The Pope's a fucking loser!" to which the pope replied, "At least I'm housebroken."
Ok-Description-4640@reddit
Just want to clarify, it was NOT Pope Leo who peed? Because this news story is laid out like that.
Beautiful_Goal5284@reddit
He looks like a fucking loser.
(The pisser, not the Pope)
SlickRickGrits@reddit
So this was a valued, uh…
Grand_Negus@reddit
$0.69 check should cover it. If not i'll clean your altar for a thousand bucks.
ForzaSGE80@reddit
This was a valued ... altar?
Shancv1988@reddit
The Pope, not exactly a lightweight.
wiserolderelf@reddit
And this guy peed on it.
IguanaSkinnedSlides@reddit
Should’ve done a Jane
Seven22am@reddit
Also, dude, alter-man is not the preferred nomenclature. Altar-American, please.
-ratmeat-@reddit
This isn’t the guy who lit the candles, this is the guy..
rabbi420@reddit
That unidentified man is a true hero.
Bullshit_Conduit@reddit
There’s an altar here, man.
Master_Control_MCP@reddit
You think the altar pissers did this?
Scared-Ideal-1483@reddit
Well, Father, we just don't know.
Scared-Ideal-1483@reddit
Hey, at least I'm baptized.
Air911@reddit
Is this your missalette, Larry?
Nesbitt_Burns@reddit
The unidentified man who peed on my altar, I can't go give him a bill. So what the fuck are you talking about!?
_wedontrentpigs_@reddit
Ever thus to deadbeats, your holiness
AbruptMango@reddit
Where's Brother Seamus?
samn32@reddit
You told Brant on the phone, he told me. Now how do I figure in.
Similar-Sir-2952@reddit
Unchecked Aggression