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Not on the alter, man

Posted by TrustedEssentials@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 90 comments

Not on the alter, man

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nadamean420@reddit

It’s like Paul said to the Corinthians…

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MilaVaneela@reddit

You look for the guy who got kicked out of the church and uh, uh, y’know-

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lookoutjoe21@reddit

The walrus was Paul

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hornwalker@reddit

Aw what’s that smell, man?

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lebowski-ModTeam@reddit

Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.

(A Lebowski quote slapped onto a pic that no literal relevance to the film is not a connection)

The Maudes

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MilaVaneela@reddit

The altar tied the basilica together, did it not?

And this man peed on it.

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Air911@reddit

u/MilaVaneela please.

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defmaybe_DFO@reddit

are we gonna split hairs here?

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ProfessorRoyHinkley@reddit

Obviously, you're not a papist.

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back_to_sr@reddit

Also Dude, that's not the preferred nomenclature. Roman- Catholic, please.

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latticep@reddit

8 year olds, Dude.

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hesamanofwax@reddit

Oh, I am laughing out loud at your comment lmao 🤣 ❤️

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Dangerous_Music_7967@reddit

He peed on your fuckin altar dude.

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Prudent-Back@reddit

Cut off his Johnson

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SoupIsNotAMeal@reddit

On the morrow he shall receive his purification

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lncognitoErgoSum@reddit

"You've got the wrong guy, I'm the Pope man"

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buffalovirgo@reddit

Old man said i can take any alter in the house

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solidus0079@reddit

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time an altar is micturated upon in this holy city-state, I have to compensate the clergy?

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erdg43@reddit

You told the bishop. The bishop told me. Yes?!

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solidus0079@reddit

A wiser vicar than myself once said, "Sometimes you eat the wafer, and sometimes the wafer eats you."

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Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit

What in Gods name are you blathering on about?

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Ack_Pfft@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donnie

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Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit

I am the walrus

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El_Peregrine@reddit

These are not God’s men, these are nihilists

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PancakeProfessor@reddit

Okay. The old man told me to take any altar in the chapel.

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solidus0079@reddit

The psalm has crashed into the mountain!!!

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Squonkster@reddit

You see what happens, Leo? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

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broberds@reddit

I am altering the altar. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

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thejackash@reddit

I could have just been sitting here with pee stains on my altar

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TrendyDru@reddit

I clean the altar for $1000. The bishop can watch but he’s gotta pay $100

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Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit

Will you please slide your shorts down?

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Alchemista_98@reddit

This is not Unitarianism, Smokey. There are rules!

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Remarkable_Major7710@reddit

Every time an altar is micturated upon in the Vatican City I have to purify it?

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The_Pacman007@reddit

Underrated

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DuckMassive@reddit

" Who the fuck is this dude," asks the Dude re. Knox Harrington, the shrill giggler and friend of Maudie Lebowski . Little does the Dude know that the artsyfartsy shrill giggler is giggling about Andres Serrano's "Piss Christ" installation, foreshadowing the performative piece of the altar pisser.

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NotYerBoyBlue@reddit

This is what happens when you piss on an altar in the Vatican!

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Hagfist@reddit

Jesus

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bandit4loboloco@reddit

You said it, man!

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erdg43@reddit

Nobody fucks with

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illegalshmillegal@reddit

8 year olds Dude

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TrashBoatTrashBoat@reddit

This is a private sanctuary, man

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OstentatiousSock@reddit

I’m staying. I’m finishing the stations.

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hesamanofwax@reddit

“That’s just the stress talking, man.”

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ChinaCatProphet@reddit

Say what you want about urinating on the papal alter, but atleast it's an ethos.

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murse_joe@reddit

Say what you will about Roman Catholicism, at least it’s an ethos.

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DiscHashDisc@reddit

It is our most holiest pissed receptacle.

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El_Peregrine@reddit

Just because we’re Catholic doesn’t mean we’re SAPS

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gouged_haunches@reddit

is there a Ralph's around the archdiocese?

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organicdelivery@reddit

This guys pederasts owe money all over the world and they piss on your altar?

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14domino@reddit

He’s fucking Polish Catholic.

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The_Great_Dadsby@reddit

An Irish monk?

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have1dog@reddit

A dick man.

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have1dog@reddit

“So every time an altar in this city state is micturated upon, I have to purify the altar?”

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imjustmos@reddit

Put your penis away Walter man they’re calling the pope!

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Ok_Jicama_96@reddit

Am I to understand that every time an altar is micturated upon in this fair basilica I am to compensate the person?

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2wheelsThx@reddit

Ever thus to dead saints, Leo.

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ThumbsUp2323@reddit

Does the pope shit in the woods?

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gruven_reuven@reddit

The pope probably peed on it himself… think about it a young pope in the parlance of our times… probably owes prayers all around town

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PvtHudson@reddit

Liam and me, we gonna fuck you up!

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botejohn@reddit

You can pee on any number of alters that don´t have sentimental value.

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threlkis@reddit

Does the pope owe money all over town?

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StOnEy333@reddit

You want a Basilica Alter to pee on, I can get you a Basilica Alter to pee on.

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erdg43@reddit

Hydrated than you are.

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U_SMUG_MOTHERFUCKER@reddit

This isn’t a guy who built the railroads

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sax6romeo@reddit

Man in the white robes dude, a worthy adversary

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YourHooliganFriend@reddit

Just cause we're spiritual doesn't make us saps!

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uniquecleverusername@reddit

Man heard to say, "The Pope's a fucking loser!" to which the pope replied, "At least I'm housebroken."

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Ok-Description-4640@reddit

Just want to clarify, it was NOT Pope Leo who peed? Because this news story is laid out like that.

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Beautiful_Goal5284@reddit

He looks like a fucking loser.

(The pisser, not the Pope)

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SlickRickGrits@reddit

So this was a valued, uh…

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Grand_Negus@reddit

$0.69 check should cover it. If not i'll clean your altar for a thousand bucks.

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ForzaSGE80@reddit

This was a valued ... altar?

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Shancv1988@reddit

The Pope, not exactly a lightweight.

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wiserolderelf@reddit

And this guy peed on it.

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IguanaSkinnedSlides@reddit

Should’ve done a Jane

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Seven22am@reddit

Also, dude, alter-man is not the preferred nomenclature. Altar-American, please.

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-ratmeat-@reddit

This isn’t the guy who lit the candles, this is the guy..

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rabbi420@reddit

That unidentified man is a true hero.

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Bullshit_Conduit@reddit

There’s an altar here, man.

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Master_Control_MCP@reddit

You think the altar pissers did this?

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Scared-Ideal-1483@reddit

Well, Father, we just don't know.

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Scared-Ideal-1483@reddit

Hey, at least I'm baptized.

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Air911@reddit

Is this your missalette, Larry?

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Nesbitt_Burns@reddit

The unidentified man who peed on my altar, I can't go give him a bill. So what the fuck are you talking about!?

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_wedontrentpigs_@reddit

Ever thus to deadbeats, your holiness

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AbruptMango@reddit

Where's Brother Seamus?

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samn32@reddit

You told Brant on the phone, he told me. Now how do I figure in.

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Similar-Sir-2952@reddit

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