ULPT request - how to get my account banned
Posted by bleak-0utlook@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 59 comments
I want my account to be banned because I do not have a way to delete this account. I don't know my password, and I can't reset it because I can't get into my email on this account. How can I get rid of this account??
Posting here because I don't know where else. Please remove if not allowed. I'm open to any suggestions
donatecrypto4pets@reddit
Mods have not taken kindly to remarks that they are “busy felching each other”.
Atlas-The-Ringer@reddit
This is the way. Ludacris insults against mods, or make lots of jokes about violence
brosisincest94@reddit
Post anything from the fappening boom insta ban
HandBanana666@reddit
I dunno about that. Because I've seen post on here with videos from the Fappening and nothing happened.
brosisincest94@reddit
I’m post Venessa hudgensnudes
No_Educator_6376@reddit
Just trash talk about the people who are gender fluid they are protected it won’t take long!
MarpyHarpy@reddit
I once got my whole account permabanned because I said "Simone Biles loves being the center of attention", on r/sports 🙃
SansSkely@reddit
Harass people in DMs. Use insults and degrading phrases.
You'll get progressively longer bans, until you get a permanent one.
xsmp@reddit
just sub to r/asmongold
NekoBerry420@reddit
Report a moderator for literally anything.
A friend of a friend did this to spite them for locking a thread early. A few weeks later, they ate a site wide permaban. No other site infractions-just straight to 'you can't use this website anymore' for misusing a fucking report button once.
Cuneus-Maximus@reddit
Us lowly sub mods do not have the power to institute a site wide ban. Must have fucked with an actual Reddit admin.
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
I'm not saying you'd do this, cos this is a very well-run sub, but could the mod in question have requested the site-wide ban from a Reddit admin?
Cuneus-Maximus@reddit
lol you don't have to kiss my ass. There's not really a direct way to do that. We can report things as breaking site-wide rules the same as everyone else. Not sure if it gains more weight when you're a mod, but it looks the same if I do it here versus a sub I'm not a mod in.
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
Good to know! thanks :)
NekoBerry420@reddit
I always assumed they reported it but could have been.
Cuneus-Maximus@reddit
Must have been. We cannot issue site wide bans. Only Reddit admins can.
darksteel1335@reddit
Wasn’t there an investigation recently that only a few mods controlled most of the biggest subreddits?
Cuneus-Maximus@reddit
Yup, I’ve seen that. Sad,
MakeoutPoint@reddit
Mods ban over nothing. If reddit ever gives users recourse against mods, it's gonna be a bloodbath of a revolution.
4173746f6c666f@reddit
so 1984 of reddit
Subject_Turn3941@reddit
Use that bot that deletes all your posts and comments, then abandon the account afterwards.
Maybe get it to rewrite your comments to something rude before it deletes them, just to get a few bans along the way.
snorting_cola@reddit
Send me a racist DM or chat message and I will report it as harassment, and then you will be permanently banned
Praydaythemice@reddit
Just break rules constantly mods will no choice but to perm ban you
Cuneus-Maximus@reddit
mods can't permanently ban an account. only Reddit admins can.
ki4clz@reddit
post reported…
I’m doing my part
No_Station_7950@reddit
Go to Republican groups and brutally criticise their tubby little cult leader...
Do the same on Democrat sites.
Upset EVERYONE!
Use their primitive 2 party mindset to your advantage.
Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
getting your account banned won't delete anything, it'll just sit there, and people will keep replying to you, and you won't be able to reply back.
Just start a new account.
DuckRubberDuck@reddit
Reddit doesn’t like (certain kinds of) violence. Spam replies with a certain game character, upvote violent content and comments
MisterEggbert@reddit
Go to any liberal woke sub and say the truth.
KeyMysterious1845@reddit
What's the opposite of "woke" ?
MisterEggbert@reddit
Antiwoke and Red Pilled.
KeyMysterious1845@reddit
I read somewhere the opposite of "woke" is "asleep".. sounds fitting.
Dynamix86@reddit
Yeah, liberals truly cannot stand facts and logic. I've been banned from some subreddits for no clear reason at all. The liberals just love reporting people, since they are so 'tolerant'.
SneeKeeFahk@reddit
This'll be fun, what are your facts the "libs' can't stand?
Dynamix86@reddit
The cant even stand a single comment like the one I posted apparently or the guy who started this thread because it is being downvoted to hell.
MarvinHeemeyersTank@reddit
Lol, they don't have any.
Ancient-Block-4906@reddit
Lmaoooo Funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read in my life
NoPair205@reddit
Banning it won’t do anything but not allow you to post, upvote, or message anyone
dublozero@reddit
Im gonna mozie off into the woods and sit by a tree.. sorry to the boyscout troop that finds me.
Vampyrical_Genius@reddit
Go on public freakouts and say that you would physically harm the aggressor if you were in the victims shoes. Worked for my brother in law
Alarming_Image_882@reddit
Just request a new password reset, get back in and delete your account. Sure, you could spew hate speech but that seems unnecessary. 🤷🏾♀️
FernPone@reddit
spam slurs
Tronkfool@reddit
Yes, what this Nutella said. Am I doing this right?
I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE@reddit
I've seen people instantly permabanned for using the one that means cigarette in the UK
Petraretrograde@reddit
If you make any kind of critical comment towards a certain influencer who was in a Budweiser commercial last year, you will receive a temp ban. I imagine if you used hate speech, you'd be permabanned for sure.
Helpful_Title8302@reddit
Go to literally any post and then just start encouraging suicide in the comments. You'll get suspended and then once the suspension is over do it again. May have to do that last bit a few times but they will eventually ban you.
Dynamix86@reddit
Meanwhile 8 people killed themselves because of his comments but whatever..
TobyFunkeNeverNude@reddit
We are in unethical life pro tips, but I agree, seems like a dangerous gamble to take
malikj98@reddit
Their body their choice 🤷🏿♂️
Hermano_Hue@reddit
You sure you are not someone else getting rid of an account which is not yours?
dilzebub@reddit
Is your password stored in a browser? You can find it out from that usually.
If not, just log out of everything? You can't log back in anyway without the password. You can set your profile to private before you log out.
Or is this not your account and you've got access to a device that logs you in and you want the account banned?
MakeoutPoint@reddit
Probably the latter given where we are
MarvinHeemeyersTank@reddit
I joined the sub that makes fun of the Cybertruck, because it was genuinely funny.
After it had been around for a while, the legit Tesla sub mods decided to ban CyberStuck users. For no reason, other than their feelings were hurt. Probably.
I had no interest in joining or participating in that sub. I got a message from them saying I was banned from their little safe space. I laughed and ignored it for a few days. Then it started making me mad. Like, who the fuck are they to say who can and can't join their little club? I love cycling, and I am active in BicyclingCirclejerk. What if I was a Tesla owner but loved taking the piss out of myself and others?
So I replied to the message with two words.
Instantly nuked. My account was going on 11 years, had good standing, and tons of fake internet points.
When I made this account, the first thing I did was block the mods of Tesla. Second thing I did was rejoin CyberStuck.
May this long winded and boring story be an inspiration to you.
ProfessionalDish@reddit
Just be yourself.
SneeKeeFahk@reddit
He said banned not arrested
DoesBasicResearch@reddit
Hold my beer...
originalmango@reddit
You can simply delete the account and restart your device.
kungfungus@reddit
Did you pay back all the people on r/borrow
BAT123456789@reddit
If you look under the overall rules, there is one that uses a "V" word. Start using it. That will do the trick!