Frozen cheese pizza with spicy pepperoni pizza rolls
Posted by ItsThunderCookie@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 58 comments
Posted by ItsThunderCookie@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 58 comments
Deucalion666@reddit
Doesn’t look that great. I’ll have to give it a 7 out of 10.
canolafly@reddit
If I give it a 5/7 does that bring it to an 8?
stinkypeach1@reddit
I give it a -2
canolafly@reddit
:(
stinkypeach1@reddit
Great idea, poor execution
canolafly@reddit
But ..that's this sub.
stinkypeach1@reddit
So your 5 is in terms of shittiness?
canolafly@reddit
This is the 5/7 primer
Or lore. I don't really have proper words gooding today. You can be the judge if it is educational or just a really stupid old reddit meme I'm flogging.
stinkypeach1@reddit
👿👿
TheMoonsMadeofCheese@reddit
Maybe spice things up next time by going half pizza rolls half Dino nuggs
Sheriff_Gotcha@reddit
Is that a Red Baron pizza?
BenjaminDover02@reddit
There is so much beauty in the world
stinkypeach1@reddit
Little pops of flavor 😂
norunningwater@reddit
It'll pair well with the edges of the pizza bite being rock solid
stinkypeach1@reddit
Ha! I get downvoted for pointing out the shittiness of a shitty food post.
The_AmyrlinSeat@reddit
I want to hate this but...
LudusRex@reddit
God, yes.
My wife says no, but my body says yes.
kicksledkid@reddit
Yknow what...
ButtBread98@reddit
Hear me out
PourSomeSmegmaInMe@reddit
Don't fuck the pizza.
SmileAndDeny@reddit
Probably the best comment in this thread.
Pernicious_Possum@reddit
Instructions unclear. Penis is covered in scalding cheese
Endlesstrash1337@reddit
And for desssert...tums
TheMasterFlash@reddit
If you’re not having pre-dinner tums for this you aren’t serious about not shitting your pants
Similar_Leather_1107@reddit
Shitting your pants is a central part of the pizza roll cheese pizza culinary experience.
TheMasterFlash@reddit
That’s what the bathroom toaster oven is for
ConsiderationNext144@reddit
I heard you like pizza…
ButtBread98@reddit
mr_malfeasance@reddit
Nice! X immediately popped into my mind.
theFields97@reddit
I used to do this all the time My family has "pizza night" every friday my mom makes pizza dough and we all make pizzas. Years ago I would make a pizza roll pizza roll where I would top a normal pizza with these and then fold it into a calzone. Great times.
Pernicious_Possum@reddit
I’m not gonna say this is haute cuisine, but I’d smash. Especially if I had some ranch with it
SudhaTheHill@reddit
I know this is wrong but why does it feel so right?
bustercaseysghost@reddit
If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right
OkNewt4550@reddit
I bet it hit
Traditional_War5790@reddit
Spicy pepperoni pizza rolls?? Where do they sell those?? 👀
scottwricketts@reddit
Purple label Pizza Rolls. Accept no substitutes.
Nazmaldun@reddit
Want!
jsamuraij@reddit
Ok but...just eat them separately?
Blurstingwithemotion@reddit
You would need to wait longer for the rolls to cool from liquid fire
BunnyLady91@reddit
You are a pizza GOD!
MrScootini@reddit
Is this why everyone in almost every country makes fun of Americans.
GodsFavorite69420@reddit
How would you rate this between 1 to 5 bong rips?
Mr-Bry-Guy@reddit
I feel like I could be friends with you. 👌🏾
Sandisax1969@reddit
So,if you rolled those up,would they be pizza roll rolls? 🤔
Kevinator201@reddit
Cutting the slices so you don’t cut through the rolls is chef kiss
earfeater13@reddit
This is like eating chicken and eggs at the same time and i love it
Maviathan@reddit
Oyako don FTW!
FaceMcShootie@reddit
r/stonerfood is gonna love this
LoserIncArtist@reddit
I'm not mad at it.
azaghal1502@reddit
Seems like perfect stoner-food.
Similar_Leather_1107@reddit
Would.
NotoldyetMaggot@reddit
Would also, someone get the meme!
Ronw1993@reddit
I see this and will raise you one: what if you could fold it in half like a giant calzone to dip in marinara
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
Pizza pizza
apprehensive-look-02@reddit
Shame on u
Spiderkingdemon@reddit
That's fucking genius is what that is.
Bzchasingpokemon@reddit
Pizzaception
Bunt_Frumper@reddit
We make this as a specialty pizza at my side hustle. Pepperoni pizza though