Make a song titled “Check one, two.” So every band in the world has to give you royalties.

This isn't a crazy idea though. It's just nonsense and doesn't make sense. It's literally not how it works. Just like saying "Sue Bezos for $1billion based on nothing and he'll be forced to pay you the entire billion". That's not a crazy idea either. It's just nonsense and makes no sense, because it's not how it works.