My husband's breakfast
Posted by WitchingHourTea@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 136 comments
This is not intentional, the man actually enjoys this meal.
Posted by WitchingHourTea@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 136 comments
This is not intentional, the man actually enjoys this meal.
Vast-Establishment50@reddit
You are a lucky woman.
SimpathicDeviant@reddit
This belongs in r/girldinner
awildandcrazyguy1993@reddit
White trash charcuterie?
GregoleX2@reddit
getting his macros?
Eddie_F_17@reddit
That man is a girl and this is his dinner
Xfuck1tX@reddit
janhasplasticbOobz@reddit
This is definitely a rat girl dinner
Fair_Revolution_@reddit
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Illustrious_Pool_321@reddit
Girl dinnnerrrrrrrr
Practicality_Issue@reddit
Or is the paradox that girl dinner is man breakfast?
Need more evidence.
auttakaanyvittu@reddit
Salt deficiency definitely won't be an issue after this
Sniper-ex@reddit
ThisĀ
softtoffee@reddit
That
Xfuck1tX@reddit
And my axe!
discodiscgod@reddit
Nor will fart deficiency.
Tito914@reddit
Needs a few more pickles personally
DrkLgndsLP@reddit
The working man's charcuterie board
cerealkilla718@reddit
Just biting the cheese off the block is amazing.
BayBandit1@reddit
Well, itās food.
Guilty_Anything7606@reddit
Your husband found the treasure of girl dinner.Ā
EcstaticMolasses6647@reddit
Make sure youāre paying that life insuranceā¦.about to get freefall!
biggranny000@reddit
This meal makes me really thirsty
ArdraMercury@reddit
big toddler meal š¼š§š»āāļø
gammabrainwave@reddit
Needs more pickles
Economy_Wolverine_88@reddit
thats just a charcuterie board. Yummy! Looks aesthetic too
winthroprd@reddit
One girl's dinner is another man's breakfast.
Batteman87@reddit
Can tell heās not tracking calories lol
atlas_lol@reddit
Is he eastern European by any chance
Jawshoewah3@reddit
Balanced af
Dappleskunk@reddit
Hobbit traveling rations. Second breakfast is eggs sausage & beer.
No_Ice_7582@reddit
That is a Charlie Brown thanksgiving meal.
Gullible_Complex_423@reddit
This is awesome
Tight_Moment_8103@reddit
Iām pregnant and thereās a 100% chance Iād destroy this. Any day, any time. I support him
Anonymous4069@reddit
This looks fine š¤·āāļø
jd342092@reddit
Like the opposite of a balkan breakfast
ike_tyson@reddit
What does a ballan breakfast consist of? I'm always curious about what people eat for breakfast.
T0lias@reddit
Most people in the balkans have just coffee (and a cigarette if they smoke) for breakfast, then around 10-11 am their blood sugar tanks, whereupon they hastily purchase some kind of savory or sweet pastry (borek, bougatsa, etc) to stop feeling like dying.
jd342092@reddit
https://whereismyspoon.co/balkan-breakfast/
I always think of it as lots of hearty foods, specifically veggies like whole peppers, cucumbers, radishes, etc. mixed with cured meats, bread and some protein
T0lias@reddit
What is that thing on the bottom right of the plate?
nogardleirie@reddit
Banana for scale
Blurstingwithemotion@reddit
And potassium
Gale_rz@reddit
Banana for mult
Weird_Yam6398@reddit
A very elegant cHaRkoOteRy board.
Miserable_Grocery459@reddit
I thought it was pronounced Charredcootchie board? š³
disqeau@reddit
Shark Coochie.
Valuable_Force_6368@reddit
You beat me to it
SuitableGrapefruit69@reddit
I thought the banana was there for potassium to balance all the š§.
Miserable_Grocery459@reddit
No, itās just for scale. š
Ronin_1999@reddit
Dammit beat me to it.
Blurstingwithemotion@reddit
It's a breakfast charcuterie
birdperson42069@reddit
That doesnt even Look Bad? I would eat that
LavnLuv@reddit
username check out
Dipsey_Jipsey@reddit
lol I have a companion bird called Birdperson. The cat's name is Tammy, so it worked out.
nothisistheotherguy@reddit
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7rSmBnR3fa/?hl=en
Martin_TheRed@reddit
One of the best r/usernamechecksout ever.
mushroomwzrd@reddit
Way too much cheese
DifficultJellyfish@reddit
No such thing!
NeonCenturionSPQR@reddit
This made me hungry NGL looks pretty damn good
keepgoing66@reddit
Nothing like starting the day with a big helping of saturated fat.
LuluTopSionMid@reddit
This is like a breakfast if a toddler picked it out for watching Saturday Morning Cartoons and I approve!
hawaiianeskimo@reddit
Does he just chomp into that block of cheddar?
Fisterroboto76@reddit
Thats what teeth are for
WitchingHourTea@reddit (OP)
No he crumbles it and puts it between the salami.
earfeater13@reddit
I dunno...the left side of that block has def been chomped on..
Need more proof hes not a squirrel.
JKristiina@reddit
Or a Brit. I once saw on the train station in London a man have lunch. He bit pieces straight from cheddar, then from a loaf of bread and he had a thermos of tea to wash it all down.
Fangschreck@reddit
I donĀ“t know about cheddar, but with a young gouda and and a fresh german farmhouse style bread it is heaven.
obvioushijinks@reddit
Saves on the washing up.
JKristiina@reddit
And on prep time
wetwilly2140@reddit
You make the hoagie inside your mouth
ruinedmention@reddit
Frank Reynolds
hawaiianeskimo@reddit
Is that a threat?
Appropriate-One-8989@reddit
Lol all these things sound normal to me, im American
SupernaturalPumpkin@reddit
Eating like a 1780s peasant.
WisconsinGB@reddit
I regularly go to my fridge and grab my bag of cheeses and whack off a slab and chomp on it.
WitchingHourTea@reddit (OP)
XD
passionfruit0@reddit
Why not just slice it with a butter knife?
dildo_schwaginz@reddit
Okay at least he's not 100% squirrelĀ
Parking_Lot_Coyote@reddit
What just a minute, you phrased this like chomping cheese is a negative. Please clarify. I am a frequent "chomper".
floatnlikeajelly@reddit
I'd be perfectly happy eating that for breakfast
DryMap9695@reddit
Tastes good, but he is gonna fart until Christmas š.
Environmental-Ad8945@reddit
How do people eat this much for their breaky thats crazy š
legojoe97@reddit
This is me at Thanksgiving before the turkey is done.
BGAL1120@reddit
This is a kindergartenās lunch
Andromeda42@reddit
Your husband is pregnant
Adna_2021@reddit
The man is a giant among men. Thank you maāam for letting him be. For me it is chomping on the cheese block.
IllustriousBear77@reddit
That ma'am, is a proper girl dinner. Don't hate š
procrastinating_atm@reddit
Honestly that looks pretty good to me but it's gotta be over 1000 kcal for just one meal, which is a bit much.
VelvetBoneyard@reddit
There's fiber, fat, protein and carbs. It looks balanced :)
Illustrious_Pool_321@reddit
Well thereās groups so Iāll give him that lol
pocketMagician@reddit
Look, we have people here earing hotsauce pickle soup with expired cheezit croutons. Nothing wrong with this.
Past_Measurement9745@reddit
You spelled lunch wrong
SearchAlarmed7644@reddit
Sorry, that kinda looks like party plate.
North-Program-9320@reddit
Standard German breakfast
ProfessionalBase5646@reddit
I'm really curious. For years I've lived off coffee for breakfast, maybe a protein bar or some nuts if I really need something. Do people really eat big breakfasts like this on a normal day?
PlaneWolf2893@reddit
No big deal Just a good representation of what culture looks like who have an invented carbs yet but carry the food to your mouth. One day they'll find the technology to make tortillas pitas and bread
Pelotonic-And-Gin@reddit
Itās giving Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
TheGoldenCowTV@reddit
Very continental of him
ClearRide@reddit
Lunchables with the cracker, bologna slices and cheese for adults
Wwwweeeeeeee@reddit
I've seen worse! It covers a lot of bases!
captainshockazoid@reddit
this looks awesome, can i have some
Weird-Air-5742@reddit
Girl dinner
IllustriousElk2141@reddit
He's just out here living the dream. Cook this poor bastard something.
Vixky-Salt@reddit
Came to say this!!! š cook him a meal
JudasWasJesus@reddit
r/girldinner
ThiccPhorskin@reddit
Man breakfast
NotPennyBoat86@reddit
It seems dietary
MaiDuuuuude@reddit
Variety is the spice of life. I need a block of cheese now.
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
He is a man of fine taste s
asistolee@reddit
Oh yeah just 800 cals to start my day
KingPurple13@reddit
Except for the biscuit, thatās a pretty healthy meal!
Infidel_Games@reddit
Holy carbs Batman
WitchingHourTea@reddit (OP)
Tell me about it, yet he stays skinny. Lucky bastard.
VexTheTielfling@reddit
That's just an adult lunchable
Over_Cod8525@reddit
So then.... It actually IS intentional.
Goatboy307@reddit
I both like it and not like it. Weird
RUKiddingMeReddit@reddit
I do this kinda shit all the time.
mazzjm9@reddit
Looks fine to me. All macros accounted for
bashful_predator@reddit
LoserIncArtist@reddit
is he going on a quest?
Illustrious-Bake3878@reddit
Is your husband a raccoon?
softtoffee@reddit
Nothing wrong with this lol
Ordinary_Object@reddit
I would also enjoy this.
Embarrassed_Angle_59@reddit
I like your husband. Fruit, dairy, starches, protein.
Awkward_Listen546@reddit
Weed smokers be so weird.
curlyquinn02@reddit
Looks delious
Shmulenzon@reddit
Iād say itās a depression meal but itās likely not, because there is a nice variety of things, overall looks more like a snack plate to your drinks rather then breakfast
Riverwatching@reddit
Muffin or cake?
NaturalAd5751@reddit
fire
maybelle180@reddit
Whatās the thing on the right? (Kinda looks like coffee cake covered in shredded coconut?)
beastlyart@reddit
Boy Breakfast
Videoplushair@reddit
Heās a Neanderthal
midwest_elder@reddit
would and have.
That_Imagination8777@reddit
That's a gworl dinner
bigmaskedmen@reddit
Is the naner part of the equation or is it just for scale? If itās part of the meal does he eat it first, last, or like.. throughout the (?) ācharcuterie boardā
WitchingHourTea@reddit (OP)
He simply said, "Yes"
Uchihagod53@reddit