My stomach is fighting starting to fight back now but it taste kinda good help
Posted by Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 206 comments
I remade this dish, it’s pickles cheese and mandarin oranges. This time I added peanut butter, it tasted better without the peanut butter it’s still fire. Also no I’m not pregnant but yes I’m on my period STILL so you can’t get too mad about this post. I’m still working on eating this but it’s hard since my stomach is finally fighting back. Kinda scared it’s 9:52pm so maybe I can sleep it off soon.
Wish me luck!
WillowFlip@reddit
Oranges and cheese..I just 🤢
iamsodonewithpeople@reddit
Oranges and cheese are decent together. It’s having that with pickles AND peanut butter.
Like bruh. This gives serious pregnancy cravings vibes
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Your close it’s a period craving so very close within the context but yet very far
iamsodonewithpeople@reddit
I’ll give you it then tbh. Sometimes you just got to eat what your brain wants.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
It’s possible I craved it since it was my second meal of the day and it 10pm as well
queen_andreiiita@reddit
your stomach isn`t sighting back, its stanging a sull rebellion
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Well I fight back harder
ay-papy@reddit
So you're ok with pickles and peanutbutter?
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Yes
readymadex@reddit
PICKLES and oranges!?!
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Yep
WillowFlip@reddit
I feel like out of these three things, many combos of two are acceptable. For example: pickles and cheese or oranges and cheese, but all three together is just vile.
Iwritemynameincrayon@reddit
I'd try it (minus the cheese). Pickles go well with various things, and always fun to find out if something new works or if you created a traumatic memory for the rest of your life.
SouperSally@reddit
as a kid id drink pickle juice orange juice and some milk to make myself throw up so i could stay home from school. quickly became not worth it. OP you win shitty food this is abysmal
GlumRumGlugger@reddit
Tbf, recently I had honey, carefully sliced oranges with a dressing and a local type of brie in Portugal and it was pretty good as a small bite. You can pair cheese well with fruit...this is not an example of that, though. This is slop.
FishSoFar@reddit
An orange slice or grape with brie on toast or crackers is fantastic. Tastes like being a bored child at a wine-and-cheese event.
WillowFlip@reddit
Of course, but you weren't you weren't topping your mandarins with shredded cheddar and pickles. Yikes.
rraskapit1@reddit
Yes yes we all know the scene
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
So good tho
Griffithead@reddit
You literally have no taste buds if you think this is good.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I do but my stomach hates it and is currently fighting back still
SupernaturalPumpkin@reddit
You keep saying this but anybody's stomach would "fight back" putting this in there. 🤮
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
It’s okay I’ll fight harder because I wanted this snack so my body will tolerate it
WillowFlip@reddit
Imma have to take your word on that lol
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
On a charcuterie board it be so good
wheatgivesmeshits@reddit
DontBelieveTheTrollz@reddit
LoL your username makes this comment perfection... 😂 😂 😂
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
The period gods told me to do it I’m sorry
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Sweet-Awk-7861@reddit
It's a good combo, what is this blasphemy 😠
Big-War-7218@reddit
Wtf😳🫵🏽🗑️
No_Astronaut5083@reddit
The oranges why the oranges
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
To make it sweet
Squint22@reddit
1st picture: Pickles and cheese lol
2nd and 3rd picture: ORANGES?!? BACK TO THE HELL FROM WHENCE YE CAME!
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Don’t forget the peanut butter
AvleeWhee@reddit
I hope you survived babe
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I did and I came back stronger
Pernicious_Possum@reddit
Tf is wrong with you? Seek help
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I’m going to get some soon once my period is over
TypeOpostive@reddit
You're either pregnant, depressed, drunk or all 3
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Depressed is a possibility but I’m mainly on my period
Doglover4561@reddit
Oranges and cheese?? 🤢
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Yep ☺️
b0ringface@reddit
TUMS are good to have on standby.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I’m all out right now
onedollalama@reddit
This is the most disgusting post on this sub! Congrats.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Thank you 😊
strawbrimlk@reddit
You should have put it in the microwave to melt the cheese.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
NO
MastaBlasta18@reddit
I need an update on the morning shit.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Update is that nothing happened other than my average bowl movement and a bit of stomach pain
so-whyareyouhere@reddit
y’all are just doing this for karma at this point. there’s no way you ate this
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Unfortunately for you I ate this no regrets as well 😈
thedoomloop@reddit
Bruv!! Is there a parasite inside you thats ordering these!?
Cold_Information_936@reddit
A baby counts right 🌝
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Yes very much within the context
thedoomloop@reddit
These are just OP period cravings!
As a uterine bodied person myself, I would be unwilling to find out what type of mutant offspring these types of cravings would transpire.
TylerNine@reddit
Jaffa, kree!
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I make it myself actually ☺️
BB-r8@reddit
Nice try parasite, we know you’re ratatouilleing OP
Xfuck1tX@reddit
queenofthenerds@reddit
Girl if you're hungry for random stuff just eat the cheese and then eat the pickles and then eat an orange, you don't need to torture yourself like that
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
It taste better all together 🤤
FieldOfFox@reddit
Are you pregegnant
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Nope I’m just on my period
monsune888@reddit
there’s a special place for people like you in the afterlife
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
It was a craving 🥲
portstarling@reddit
the fact that u think ur period is an excuse
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
My period told me to do it ☹️
EarnestFurnace@reddit
This makes me so happy
goldenyuusha@reddit
one of the most diabolical things ive seen on this reddit. So simple and yet so vile
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Taste so good I need more but I don’t want to get sick also my mom is mad I made this
janegayz@reddit
im sorry to laugh at your misfortune but this comment made me giggle
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I’m 18 getting scolded by a almost 50 year old for eating a perfectly normal period craving food
xiaoalexy@reddit
nothing about that is normal
Unusual_Form3267@reddit
Just upgrade that cheese to a salty chevre and you have an upscale cheese plate.
zetzuei@reddit
Colon cleanse
cattycannabliss@reddit
OP why 😭
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I was craving it so bad last night then my body stabbed me in the back and made me sick from it partially
cattycannabliss@reddit
I hope ur feeling better now 😭 is this something you crave/make regularly?
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Not really but for my last period I ate a lot of peanut butter I hate peanut butter most of the time but towards the beginning just craved it everyday then it stopped out of nowhere
Zealousideal-Kick128@reddit
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I ate it all had to show the internet before I finished the bowl
Zealousideal-Kick128@reddit
No. You’re trying too hard to be different and edgy for karma, go away
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I’m not I just remade this
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/SMxmDTOIKg
Zealousideal-Kick128@reddit
Even worse
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
It’s almost the same thing which if you look at the user you’d realize is me I just slightly changed the recipe it’s not a reupload but it’s close to the first time
culinarysiren@reddit
baby_hippo97@reddit
kingqueefsalot@reddit
Altruistic_Pop7549@reddit
Why is no one talking about the PEANUT BUTTER??
Squint22@reddit
WHAT
ThrowAway4935394@reddit
Two things that made me more adventurous with peanut butter: My grandma liked pickle and peanut butter sandwiches, and I’ve had pad Thai.
The oranges have to go but I’d be willing to give the other stuff a shot. I don’t think I’d like it, but I also think it’d be more of a culture/upbringing thing more than an actual dislike.
JetPuffedDo@reddit
I grew up on mustard and peanut butter sandwiches. You get pb from the food bank but not jelly
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Because the Peanut butter was a wise choice
WillowFlip@reddit
Truly one of the only wise choices you've made today, OP 😂
TazzleMcBuggins@reddit
Gonna poop weird tonight
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Haven’t yet
bastard84@reddit
I dont like you
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
That’s reasonable
YeshmasterYesh@reddit
Have you considered adding canned tuna, or perhaps some chopped up hot dogs?
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I don’t really like hot dogs and I’m allergic to fish
No_Walrus7704@reddit
I just know your toilets gonna look like war trenches
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
It probably will
yumketchup@reddit
NO
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
YES
intriguedqbee@reddit
I have genuinely never been this violently horrified by a shittyfoodporn post before
intriguedqbee@reddit
Anyways OP I will volunteer to take your period each month if you never make this again
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Honestly I’d gladly give it to you in a heartbeat I can’t do this anymore I’ve been at this for almost a month now
Any-Blood8949@reddit
specific and strange cravings like this are usually due to a deficiency, maybe talk to your doctor and get a few blood tests.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I’m going to the hospital once this cycle ends
KittenPurrs@reddit
Sis, I think your cravings are fighting some deficiencies. Pickles for electrolytes, cheese and peanut butter for fatty/calorie-dense protein, citrus mostly for the vitamins but also not an uncommon craving when just dehydrated...
I'm guessing you're here in the US, otherwise you'd have a doctor involved by now. (Is Planned Parenthood still running in your area? They do a ton of women's health and wellness services including basic gyno checkups. Sliding payment scales mean they offer free services to a lot of people.)
Pick up a sports drink like Body Armor or something else that has both electrolytes and some B vitamins. Also, my default PMS meal was a spinach salad with mozzarella and either berries or citrus. Added bacon as well before I stopped eating pork. Your body might like a high iron food, as anemia isn't uncommon in women during their cycles normally. A month into this, I'd be shocked if you weren't iron deficient.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Yep I’m in America I’m actually just avoiding the doctors out of fear which isn’t wise I’m going to the hospital once my period is over for a proper and more serious check up
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
God I wish life worked like that. I would have totally made a deal with the devil as a teen to get rid of my period.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
If you scroll on my profile I made something similar only a few days ago
way_d3@reddit
Is that oranges, cheese, peanut butter, and pickles…
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Yes it is ☺️
Lucky_Louch@reddit
The oranges are one step over the line.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
There was never a line for me to not cross
parrmorgan@reddit
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Tasted good
Moody_Bluee103@reddit
Let your stomach win at this point
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
NEVER
Rough-Echo-5193@reddit
ORANGES?!
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Yep
lockerpumps@reddit
Girly your stomach gonna sound like a washing machine with quarters in it. Those period farts are gonna be wild.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I’m 18 and I don’t share a room so I’ll survive but my stomach will hate me soon this period has gone on too long once more so it can’t be that bad
LilArtsyCreature@reddit
Wait op, are u saying your period is lasting longer than normal? Sorry to pry, but as someone with endometriosis, that set off little alarm bells. Obs don't wanna pry too much here because you're only 18 and it's understandable to not want too talk about such things in detail in a public setting. But just putting this out there, if things are very painful and well, heavy and last long (like a week+) please get checked for endometriosis if u haven't already. That shit is so gnarly 😩 Also I hope your stomach makes it out ok, interesting food combo.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I’m a open book so I don’t mind sharing. Yes I’ve been bleeding for a month this happened once this year and last time before that was almost five years ago. I had my period from June to August this year and from September 20 something to today I’ve been bleeding. Now it’s painful and a heavy again, I’m waiting for this period to end to speak to a doctor I post on the period sub because it hurt really bad last night before and after eating. I’m terrified of bc pills since it made me super moody and unpredictable.
64557175@reddit
You might get lucky and everything just fight each other in there and neutralize in the end, but probably with a good chunk of your micro biome being shot in the cross fire.
mcolette76@reddit
She’ll be fighting for her life on that toilet seat.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I fight harder so who knows maybe I’ll be fine
recigar@reddit
lol
meatmybeat42069@reddit
What compelled you to make this happen
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Period cravings 🤷🏾♀️
Beerand93octane@reddit
This is what someone would want to eat if they were on multiple tabs of acid
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
My period has gone on for too long so who knows maybe this is why I’m craving these odd foods
Juxta_Lightborne@reddit
If you ever are pregnant I dread to think what your pregnancy cravings will look like
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I’m going to be posting everyday once I’m pregnant since it’s probably going to be super crazy
cheddercaves@reddit
melt the cheese
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
NEVER
UnhappyBrief6227@reddit
You are insane. Are you pregnant?
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Nope I’m on my period instead 😭
UncleSkelly@reddit
Now this is what I call ragebait
boilface@reddit
Food+food+food+food=absolute trash
kaosmoker@reddit
Just fry up some sauerkraut and call it good damn.
Tronkfool@reddit
Lexiiboo97@reddit
I’m on my period too girl but um…you know what? Do you 😆😊
Dave-James@reddit
Gherkins…
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I don’t know what that means but ABSOLUTELY
recigar@reddit
gherkins are what americans call pickles. picked baby cucumbers. gherkins is their true name
SupernaturalPumpkin@reddit
A gherkin is specifically the small ones. We use that term here in Ireland too so it's not just Americans.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Oh wow I didn’t know that
recigar@reddit
now I want pickled onions
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Get yourself some then if it makes you happy :D
Dave-James@reddit
Gherkins with Cheese and Orange Slices…
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Still don’t know what that is
Dave-James@reddit
See above.
Mel_53@reddit
Laehioe_Tonttu@reddit
I love how it gets worse and worse the closer you look.
Freign@reddit
r/hellraiser
elf_defense@reddit
nothing on heaven or earth can save you
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Your wrong the toilet can 😈😈😈
djrocky_roads@reddit
This is bad even for this sub… what the actual fuck is this
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Ngl I seen worse on this sub but you got a point
LittleVesuvius@reddit
Honestly, relatable. Hope your body gives you a break soon.
Anything that helps you eat right now is better than a normal dish you can’t eat. Also, if it’s been almost a month — maybe see a doctor? Bleeding for a month is…not good.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I’m going to a doctor soon this happened to me four years ago and I randomly stopped getting help for it but now it’s back after four or five years :(
ragnawrekt@reddit
like, it's unusual to see these eaten together all in a bowl like that, but it's not completely unheard of to combine them together in different ways.
oranges and cheese: usually the cheese is sliced and on the side - or, let's be honest, who hasn't had a cutie and a cheese stick for snack on a 10min break?
pickles and peanut butter: I've never had it, and it's considered old fashioned and still pretty niche even then, but I've talked to a few people with relatives who would eat sandwiches of bread-and-butter pickles and peanut butter - some would have it with mayo, even. apparently this was more common in like, the 70s.
so, like, i'mma pass, but it's not that weird.
ragnawrekt@reddit
hell I've had peanut butter sandwiches with marmalade or had a glass of orange juice on the side, and pickles and cheese is just normal.
HOLD UP wouldn't all of these things be on one of those very popular peanut butter burgers I've heard about?
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Wait your on to something we’re gunna let you cook ngl
ragnawrekt@reddit
😂
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I thought it wasn’t weird until my gc flipped out after the first time by the second time well everyone was asleep so far we won’t know
wallpaperbitch@reddit
I love how bad this is and you just own it, you’re my hero
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
It’s weird but tolerable
Remarkable_Mess6019@reddit
What is wrong with you 😳
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
The period cravings cried begged and pled for it I had to give in otherwise I would suffer the consequences long term
LightspeedDashForce@reddit
Girl no... no...
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Girl yes… yes
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
😁
Mammoth_Mixture4735@reddit
Pickles are my enemy. I hate when I order a burger no pickles and I bite into it and all I taste are pickles it ruins my life.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
For someone who’s been bleeding for almost a month at this point pickles are my best friend currently honestly at this point if I got pregnant out of nowhere I’d team up with this sub and pickles
Mammoth_Mixture4735@reddit
My mom likes pickles and I told her pickles are nasty and she said when she was pregnant with me pickles made her puke but before and after she was fine lol
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Guess you made it clear from the beginning that you hate pickles
Valturia@reddit
Sour, savory and sweet. You might be onto something.... Lol jk this shits vile
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Welp I have a toilet so it may get used
IndependentAd9524@reddit
There's a certain elegance to how unsettling this is with so few ingredients
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
It was filling and delicious
Last-Marionberry9181@reddit
I love cheese but oranges and cheese sound like an abominable combination
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
It’s not I swear 😭
Cryptoking90@reddit
Are you pregnant?
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Nope on my period though someone once said I’m probably having a cryptic pregnancy and in a few months I’ll see the signs
solo_dbd_player@reddit
These are food ingredients that when added together, somehow don't make food.
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Maybe that’s why my stomach is finally fighting back
kaka1012@reddit
What’s the inspiration behind the creation
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I posted something similar here on the sub last week basically it’s sweet salty and savory and now with a bit more protein
ThirdWorldScientist@reddit
Farts
Own-Place3449@reddit
You obviously don't have any TRU friends, because a tru friend wouldn't let you eat whatever the fuck that is!
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
My tru friends are asleep and can’t stop me
redskyatnight2162@reddit
How high are you?
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I’m not I’m just on my period lols I made this last week as well
slothbabybaby@reddit
do you eat this off ur period or is it a period specific craving?
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
Sometimes off but mostly during my period
VexTheTielfling@reddit
But why torture your toilet?
Sleepy_Sheepz@reddit (OP)
I got hungry 🤷🏾♀️