I'd say this is more of a quesadilla crime. Like somebody throwing grilled chicken on a poutine you know. It's not a horrible crime and it doesn't make the poutine any less of a poutine but it's still a crime but a minor crime. Like stealing bread from a baby.
Zap the pepperonis for like 40 (or more- depends on your microwave) seconds and get them crispy
Then make this the way you did
It’ll be crunchier and spicier
I picked up the teeny tiny pepperonis. And then for authenticity; make sure to put a copious amount of basil and oregano on it. Plus some mozza and some cheddar.. hell yeah brother.
Beneficial_Amount644@reddit
I can't believe I'm gonna do a recipe from r/shittyfoodporn.
top_of_the_scrote@reddit
Fuck me id throat that bitch including the cup
LilArtsyCreature@reddit
butterballxyz123@reddit
That looks fire my friend
Naniduan@reddit
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--Alexandra-P--@reddit
More like r/stonerfood not shitty
stormdahl@reddit
This actually looks pretty good imo
Resident-Lazy@reddit
More gooey pull apart cheese shots, less feet
SignificantDaikon272@reddit
Ngl those look delicious
valkiria-rising@reddit
Used to make this for the kids in the after school program back when I worked at a school. We called them pizzadillas
akaneko__@reddit
Where is the shitty part?
drrj@reddit
This is in no way shitty, where’s my inedible congealed slop at?
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
The secret ingredient is head cheese
Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit
Head cheese is fucking delicious
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
You're talking to a goat who eats liverwurst and pickles sardines because they're a tasty snack. You are correct.
Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit
You German? I love German food. Plus I grew up eating weird stuff in Mexico
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
German/Russian Mennonite that grew up in Saskatchewan.
Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit
What is menmo?
dinkmoyd@reddit
where’s the shitty part?
redclawotter@reddit
holy crap this is genius
SandraChristiansen@reddit
Pepperonis belong in so many things, 10/10.
Sonicgott@reddit
Those look like bangers, NGL. I’d eat those in seconds!
Scrabulon@reddit
Not “pizzadilla”?
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
Nah that's over done. Quesadizza.
timotheosis@reddit
Not shitty.
ThatMBR42@reddit
Smash
Uchihagod53@reddit
If you want to see a magic trick, give me 2 minutes alone with those and I can make them disappear
theflamingskull@reddit
It would take a full two minutes?
canolafly@reddit
This guy microwaves
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
Can confirm. I saw him microwave a gerbil.
canolafly@reddit
Ew, now it just smells like burnt fur.
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
Can confirm. Last time I microwaved his ~~grandma~~ gerbil my house stank for a week.
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
Holy shit come on over I love magic how'd you know?
The00Taco@reddit
I'd smash, but have to say r/pizzacrimes
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
I'd say this is more of a quesadilla crime. Like somebody throwing grilled chicken on a poutine you know. It's not a horrible crime and it doesn't make the poutine any less of a poutine but it's still a crime but a minor crime. Like stealing bread from a baby.
maxwellvs_clockvs@reddit
Yummy :3
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
Twas
phonesmahones@reddit
Well, those look delish.
frekled_gutz@reddit
Not the dawgs out in the last pic 😩
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
The things they've seen, and their condition beyond the limelight, would ~~Florida~~ horrify you.
louisvillejg@reddit
Zap the pepperonis for like 40 (or more- depends on your microwave) seconds and get them crispy Then make this the way you did It’ll be crunchier and spicier
Disastrous-Pea-3429@reddit
Ooh, good call. Gotta try that next time!
GodsFavorite69420@reddit
I would need antacids after but I'm still cleaning the plate
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
My zantac is in the cupboard.
Omega_Division@reddit
I see what ya did. Well done.
liberatedhusks@reddit
Noooo they look so tasty. I’m going to write down pepperonis for my next shopping trip haha
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
I picked up the teeny tiny pepperonis. And then for authenticity; make sure to put a copious amount of basil and oregano on it. Plus some mozza and some cheddar.. hell yeah brother.
odiephonehome@reddit
I wish I was there (without you). No offense to you, I just really want that whole setup right now.
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
Well my wife isn't here with me so I could use the company.
Gold_Sky1097@reddit
That is 0% shitty and looks delicious!
WiscoBrewDude@reddit
Looks delicious, not shitty. r/stonerfood
Valuable_Bad5871@reddit
That looks so good!
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
It was pretty decent
IHatePeople79@reddit
I used to make those all the time yum
3-goats-in-a-coat@reddit (OP)
I was so hungry for pizza, quesadilla, and lazy. It was great.