My wife got me a birthday gift but it looks better on her!
Posted by Im_just_saying@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 235 comments
Posted by Im_just_saying@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 235 comments
Yoyo_Ma86@reddit
How’s her toe doing?
Reasonable-Bus-2187@reddit
Well sure, look at it! Young trophy wife, I mean, in the parlance of our times, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers— and that's cool, that's cool—
Limp_Fisherman3954@reddit
We?
Cyberdriverxxx@reddit
What in God's name are you blathering about?!!!
Chopping_it_up@reddit
His wife is not the issue!
say_it_aint_slow@reddit
She HAS an allowance, which is ample.
blofly@reddit
The Big Lebowski...the MILLIONAIRE...
FantaClaws@reddit
That's interesting.
PsychologicalSelf991@reddit
THIS IS THE FUCKIN' GUY! I CAN FIND THIS FUCKIN' LEBOWSKI GUY !!
blofly@reddit
This guy can walk.
No, I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude.....
TransitionExciting60@reddit
Goldbricker
taruclimber8@reddit
You're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski
PsychologicalSelf991@reddit
You told Brandt on the phone, Brandt told me - Yes Yes!!!
RedPhule@reddit
I'm sure she gets an allowance, which is ample
FistOfPopeye@reddit
It's all a goddamn fake man.
It's like Lenin said, "you look for the person who will benefit."
And uh,uh, you know....
MrA-skunk@reddit
I am the walrus
FistOfPopeye@reddit
You know... You'll, uh, uh...
You know what I'm trying to say.
MeanSam@reddit
I am the walrus.
FistOfPopeye@reddit
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!!!
V.I. Lenin.
VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!!!
BienGuzman@reddit
Im just gonna find a cash machine
CrichtonFan1992@reddit
Marvellous woman, we’re all very fond of her. Very free spirited.
DrNullPinter@reddit
She’s gotta feed the monkey
Public_Proposal_3567@reddit
It’s a marmot, man.
Ok_Lobster_2436@reddit
Which is cool
The_Pacman007@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny!
DF7501@reddit
Uh, I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.
Muschina@reddit
Brandt can't watch though. Or he has to pay a hundred.
So-Called_Lunatic@reddit
Let me go find a cash machine.
InfiniteDjest@reddit
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey
howsthisforsmart@reddit
Far out. Far fucking... out
ThaCommittee@reddit
cash77cash@reddit
Ha! I just posted the same response before I scrolled down and saw this. My first thought as well!
safetycommittee@reddit
Hey, we should have a meeting sometime.
ThaCommittee@reddit
safetycommittee@reddit
goddamn_slutmuffin@reddit
navsingh12@reddit
ITYSL x Big Lebowski fan crossover is just what I needed today
ThaCommittee@reddit
Hahah. 100% and it should be called "Hey, I think you should just like leave, man"
Coattail-Rider@reddit
cash77cash@reddit
LostOldAccountTimmay@reddit
That's just, like... your opinion, man
ButtChuggless@reddit
How rich are you? 😂 Jk
whatareugonnado@reddit
He's not rich by any means but I think there's other obvious reasons I'm with him. 👀
hallwayhotdogs@reddit
Your wife making me want to join this sub
Cheap_Consequence_56@reddit
The story is ludicrous
Low-Chipmunk-3126@reddit
The word itself makes sone men uncomfortable
vegemouse@reddit
Procks85@reddit
The dude abides
thankyourob@reddit
Log jammin’
Jealous-Report4286@reddit
Wife? Bunny? Does this place….look like I’m married! The toilet seat is up!!! Man
Severe-Experience333@reddit
At least you're house broken
Illuminotme_Reloaded@reddit
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.
Ozzie889@reddit
With nail polish?
ImProbablyPooping2@reddit
In the parlance of our times.
Curious-Department-7@reddit
Well that's like your opinion, man.
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
She owes money all over town!
Even_Opposite_8032@reddit
It's all in the lights man.
Curious-Paper1690@reddit
Not gonna lie, my first initial thought was “damn Jason Alexander got OLD” 😂
newwardorder@reddit
I know this thread is going to be full of "Big Lebowski" quotes, which is not only fine, but is to be expected in this sub.
That said, in all sincerity, I've never seen a clearer instance of a Dude outkicking his coverage than this. Well done, Sir.
Im_just_saying@reddit (OP)
Ah, man, thank you so much!
cozmo1138@reddit
We’re all very fond of her.
Bender_2024@reddit
Dude, you done out kicked your coverage.
Aggressive-Camp1674@reddit
I like your style dude.
ihaveADHD69@reddit
The dude abides
implicate@reddit
Oh, well, I dig your style, too, man.
mzrdisi@reddit
Got the whole cowboy thing going
Reppate@reddit
STYLER_PERRY@reddit
Yeah, waddaya think?
dominnate@reddit
Her costar in the beaver picture?
MADMACmk1@reddit
Logjammin
dominnate@reddit
He fixes the cable?
Toilet_Reading_@reddit
A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times.
TrustedEssentials@reddit
Way to go u/Im_just_saying!!! If you will it, it is no dream.
joueur_Uno@reddit
How's the smut business, Jackie?
Bigspotdaddy@reddit
I’ve got a hundred bucks.
sexwiththebabysitter@reddit
Brandt can’t watch
SoftBoiled15@reddit
Or he has to pay 100
Markoss151@reddit
Uh haha, that’s marvelous.
TraditionalAnxiety@reddit
One of the best collection of comments on one post!
FrankSobotka_IBS1514@reddit
That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting
Flora_Screaming@reddit
You want a toe? I’ll get you a toe!
tinglep@reddit
I dig your style.
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
Aggressive-Camp1674@reddit
Jesus.
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
You said it man..
bucsandbucks@reddit
(Mang)
zqrf2006@reddit
Mane*
Electronic-Jury8825@reddit
She doesn't look 8 years old.
2manyteacups@reddit
8 year olds, dude
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
notontherugman69@reddit
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski.
PrimaryHornet2349@reddit
Personallly, I think it really ties the room together.
xxes4eyes@reddit
Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free spirited.
zmroth@reddit
one of the best deliveries of any line ever
Kok-jockey@reddit
A good actor acting like he’s a bad actor, acting badly.
H-A-R-B-i-N-G-E-R@reddit
I mean you know the guy?
Workerchimp68@reddit
Special lady friend bogarts the dude’s sweater..
ExtensionFill2495@reddit
The grey version would look great on you. Highlight your hair.
ExtensionFill2495@reddit
Ironically the female version of the sweater has pockets.
contranight@reddit
Thats cute :)
VisitAbject4090@reddit
Surely you don’t go out looking for a job…..
BobsMustache@reddit
Is this a…what day is this?
dhlthecobra@reddit
Well, I do work, sir. So if you don’t mind
VisitAbject4090@reddit
What day is this ?
phocuetu@reddit
I’ve seen a lot of spinal, dude. And this guys a fake.
thedudeadapts@reddit
Far out.
ngram11@reddit
Perfect__Timing@reddit
Oh… she’s “Bunny”….
Top-Gas-8959@reddit
Dire_Wolf_57@reddit
Your special lady friend?
WordslingerRVA@reddit
He's just helping her conceive.
NaturalMystic1023@reddit
Nice skullet
4n3w@reddit
What are you a fucking park ranger now?
WordslingerRVA@reddit
Let's go find us a lane.
AdventurousTravel509@reddit
Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Better_Yak2735@reddit
It’s all part of his sick, Cynthia thing.
WordslingerRVA@reddit
What, you turn in your library card? You STOP being Jewish?
AdventurousTravel509@reddit
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE FUCKIN' PAST!
whuplash@reddit
I'll just go find a cash machine
3720-to-1@reddit
Genghis_Chong@reddit
Yeah he looks like Biff Wiff, shirt brother to all
PM_ME_UR_CUTE_PETZ@reddit
They deserved every white Russian I pumped in their heads, chief
WordslingerRVA@reddit
Everything has sucked lately.
3720-to-1@reddit
Biff was a good shirt brother. He was one of us. He was a man who hated rules, and loved bowling. And as Santa Claus he explored the houses of all the sleeping people from L Jollo to Leo Carrillo, to Pesmo...
He died, like so many actors of his generation. In your wisdom lord, you took him... It's sorta a Cosmic Gumbo.
god__machine@reddit
This is exactly what I thought of!
3720-to-1@reddit
Like, I'm not trying to be funny...
I'm not trying to make the r/Lebowski mods have the worst day at their jobs....
But...
.... Do any of these....
Hippies...
Every just bust out of the sub with a huge logjammer?
Or a nihilist? No?
Big fat load of I Think I Should Leave then...
Les_Ismore@reddit
Coitus?
WordslingerRVA@reddit
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
elpayo@reddit
He's just trying to help her conceive.
its-a-dry-heat@reddit
Hey, I’m not messing with your special lady.
Better_Yak2735@reddit
He just trying to help her conceive !
WordslingerRVA@reddit
She's not his special lady, she's his lady friend.
Infamous_Animator_16@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
hornwalker@reddit
Let me go find a cash machine
tripflops@reddit
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine
SFGooner17@reddit
Crashmore?
ThePopDaddy@reddit
Sweater brothers!
dandle@reddit
dokjreko@reddit
Love it
ThePopDaddy@reddit
We're Sweater brothers!
liveandletlivefool@reddit
So would I.
Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit
The old man said she could wear any sweater in the house.
Pleasant_Expert_1990@reddit
Let me just find a cash machine...
The_Great_Dadsby@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from here.
faucetpants@reddit
He fixes the cable-knit?
Dermag66@reddit
Underated answer, bravo sir!
SacThrowAway76@reddit
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffery.
Cultural_Fennelbulb@reddit
Well played
caltman21@reddit
That's why they sent OP he's expert
Im_WinstonWolfe@reddit
The story is ludicrous
mechanicalAI@reddit
This is the studio cut, bunny actually stayed with the Dude. Years passed and for some reason he is cold a little, I mean, the pants and all.
GubbaBumpz@reddit
Then she fixes the cable?
dratseb@reddit
Lebowski is full of great quotes but I have to go with the reddit classic: “I also choose this guy’s wife” lol.
torontopeter@reddit
That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting
hustler1986@reddit
Eh — that’s my rug.
AllegedlyGoodPerson@reddit
I still jerk off manually
hustler1986@reddit
Of course you do.
TheBoldManLaughsOnce@reddit
What's a pederast?
Is_This_Real_Life_82@reddit
It’s Sandra, about Biennale!
Standard-Ad1254@reddit
Young trophy wife, in the parlance of our time
Euphoric_Produce_131@reddit
You gotta put a ring on it!!!
Euphoric_Produce_131@reddit
This is the quintessential post!!!
CheesecakeFlimsy6161@reddit
You've got to feed the monkey
Johnsendall@reddit
FloridaHog407@reddit
Yes, yes it does
Vegetable-Put3884@reddit
Young trophy wife, in the parlance of our time.
ant368uk@reddit
We can tell you keep the toilet seat down.
ScottShatter@reddit
That's because you look more like the wealthy big Lebowski than the insignificant Little Lebowski, Dude.
Alpacadiscount@reddit
First lady, of the Nation
Eric848448@reddit
Yes yes.
ellisftw@reddit
Nancy's pretty cool ...
dhlthecobra@reddit
Oh wonderful woman!
billorphus@reddit
Throat GOAT
elpayo@reddit
Wonderful woman.
Jake-Old-Trail-88@reddit
Not of California
Hello__Jerry@reddit
She's not my special lady, she's my fuckin' lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
knefr@reddit
You’re a good man. And thorough.
knefr@reddit
It’s your special fuckin lady friend!
sublimeonskunk@reddit
How you gonna keep em down on the farm once she gets a load of Karl Hungus?
Unkie_Yerry@reddit
Biff Riff
jerrrrrrrrrrrrry@reddit
You're right!
Hagfist@reddit
Far out, man...sir?
Top_Experience_5128@reddit
your lady friend is very pretty
Im_just_saying@reddit (OP)
Thank you. I think she's gorgeous.
Happy1327@reddit
Lucky dude
Im_just_saying@reddit (OP)
On so many levels.
Perfect_Earth_8070@reddit
Your special lady friend is a beaut
Im_just_saying@reddit (OP)
Thank you. I think she's a doll!
PearFew290@reddit
Beautiful wife! ❤️
Im_just_saying@reddit (OP)
Thank you! She's way out of my league.
whatareugonnado@reddit
Ahhh my husband. He's a good man. And thorough.
Im_just_saying@reddit (OP)
Lol
IcarusForPrez@reddit
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine…
michaltee@reddit
Your wife…? Bunny?
_extra_medium_@reddit
Congratulations
DavidForPresident@reddit
How's the smut business, Jackie?
BCBRam@reddit
Yes it does. But nice gift.
peppermintmeow@reddit
BoardGamesForevs@reddit
The fucking dog has fucking papers.
proximusprimus57@reddit
Wife? Be honest man, she's your special lady.
armyofant@reddit
So racially she’s like, pretty cool?
Captain_Pink_Pants@reddit
Damn bro... that's a fuzzy one.
Senior_Depth8483@reddit
Dead ringer
Left-Adhesiveness-73@reddit
Don’t be ludicrous
No_Case_2670@reddit
Is your weakness vanity?
Therealfern1@reddit
She’s got that look like she wants you to fix the cable!!
danielpants@reddit
That compulsive fornicator is taking you for the proverbial RIDE!
RonSwanson714@reddit
You know Walter, sharing is caring man……Is that like Abby from NCIS you lucky dog? Order me a Caucasian, I’m on my way over. Peace out ✌️
Whole_Ad_4523@reddit
You’re not wrong, Walter
KarlPHungus@reddit
You old dog...
DavidM47@reddit
Are you employed sir?
cmarsh1123@reddit
All right!! Way to go, Donny!!
Gotts21@reddit
Pilar?
rozzco@reddit
Wife's blinging Dude.
Thanks Donnie.
hotsliceofjesus@reddit
I’m not messin’ with your special lady pal.
higg1966@reddit
I like your style, Dude.
cautionlasers@reddit
Dios mio man
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
murphy365@reddit
I'm gonna find a cash machine
Chapaquidich@reddit
I got a rash, man.
ellisftw@reddit
These rich FUCKS...this whole fucking thing...
(Man I need one of these big time)
After-Description-26@reddit
I am the Walrus.
useless_modern_god@reddit
I am the egg, man? Sir?
Turbulent_Ad9508@reddit
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
lasher992001@reddit
I'm just going to go find a cash machine.
Significant-Foot-311@reddit
"wife"
lemonHULK@reddit
The dude abides
Automatic-Bedroom926@reddit
She can get us a toe by 3 o’clock, with nail fungus
AbbeyRoad75@reddit
Is your cable out?
SeaBag8211@reddit
I dunno, but can confirm the shower is working.
G-Unit11111@reddit
Which one is Logjamming?
VeinyBanana69@reddit
And a good day to you, sir! Dig it
minder125@reddit
The bums lost..the bums lost.
Rosendoza@reddit
A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know. She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. And that's cool. That's cool.
TinyTimWannabe@reddit
Well, that’s just, uh, your opinion, man.