My wife got me a birthday gift but it looks better on her!

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Reasonable-Bus-2187@reddit

Well sure, look at it! Young trophy wife, I mean, in the parlance of our times, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers— and that's cool, that's cool—

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Cyberdriverxxx@reddit

What in God's name are you blathering about?!!!

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say_it_aint_slow@reddit

She HAS an allowance, which is ample.

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blofly@reddit

The Big Lebowski...the MILLIONAIRE...

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PsychologicalSelf991@reddit

THIS IS THE FUCKIN' GUY! I CAN FIND THIS FUCKIN' LEBOWSKI GUY !!

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blofly@reddit

This guy can walk.

No, I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude.....

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PsychologicalSelf991@reddit

You told Brandt on the phone, Brandt told me - Yes Yes!!!

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RedPhule@reddit

I'm sure she gets an allowance, which is ample

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FistOfPopeye@reddit

It's all a goddamn fake man.

It's like Lenin said, "you look for the person who will benefit."

And uh,uh, you know....

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FistOfPopeye@reddit

You know... You'll, uh, uh...

You know what I'm trying to say.

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FistOfPopeye@reddit

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!!!

V.I. Lenin.

VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!!!

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CrichtonFan1992@reddit

Marvellous woman, we’re all very fond of her. Very free spirited.

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DF7501@reddit

Uh, I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.

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Muschina@reddit

Brandt can't watch though. Or he has to pay a hundred.

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cash77cash@reddit

Ha! I just posted the same response before I scrolled down and saw this. My first thought as well!

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safetycommittee@reddit

Hey, we should have a meeting sometime.

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navsingh12@reddit

ITYSL x Big Lebowski fan crossover is just what I needed today

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ThaCommittee@reddit

Hahah. 100% and it should be called "Hey, I think you should just like leave, man"

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LostOldAccountTimmay@reddit

That's just, like... your opinion, man

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whatareugonnado@reddit

He's not rich by any means but I think there's other obvious reasons I'm with him. 👀

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hallwayhotdogs@reddit

Your wife making me want to join this sub

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Low-Chipmunk-3126@reddit

The word itself makes sone men uncomfortable

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Jealous-Report4286@reddit

Wife? Bunny? Does this place….look like I’m married! The toilet seat is up!!! Man

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Illuminotme_Reloaded@reddit

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.

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Curious-Paper1690@reddit

Not gonna lie, my first initial thought was “damn Jason Alexander got OLD” 😂

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newwardorder@reddit

I know this thread is going to be full of "Big Lebowski" quotes, which is not only fine, but is to be expected in this sub.

That said, in all sincerity, I've never seen a clearer instance of a Dude outkicking his coverage than this. Well done, Sir.

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Bender_2024@reddit

Dude, you done out kicked your coverage.

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implicate@reddit

Oh, well, I dig your style, too, man.

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Toilet_Reading_@reddit

A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times.

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TrustedEssentials@reddit

Way to go u/Im_just_saying!!! If you will it, it is no dream.

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TraditionalAnxiety@reddit

One of the best collection of comments on one post!

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FrankSobotka_IBS1514@reddit

That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting

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notontherugman69@reddit

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski.

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PrimaryHornet2349@reddit

Personallly, I think it really ties the room together.

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xxes4eyes@reddit

Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free spirited.

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zmroth@reddit

one of the best deliveries of any line ever

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Kok-jockey@reddit

A good actor acting like he’s a bad actor, acting badly.

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Workerchimp68@reddit

Special lady friend bogarts the dude’s sweater..

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ExtensionFill2495@reddit

The grey version would look great on you. Highlight your hair.

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ExtensionFill2495@reddit

Ironically the female version of the sweater has pockets.

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VisitAbject4090@reddit

Surely you don’t go out looking for a job…..

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dhlthecobra@reddit

Well, I do work, sir. So if you don’t mind

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phocuetu@reddit

I’ve seen a lot of spinal, dude. And this guys a fake.

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4n3w@reddit

What are you a fucking park ranger now?

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AdventurousTravel509@reddit

Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.

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Better_Yak2735@reddit

It’s all part of his sick, Cynthia thing.

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WordslingerRVA@reddit

What, you turn in your library card? You STOP being Jewish?

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AdventurousTravel509@reddit

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE FUCKIN' PAST!

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Genghis_Chong@reddit

Yeah he looks like Biff Wiff, shirt brother to all

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PM_ME_UR_CUTE_PETZ@reddit

They deserved every white Russian I pumped in their heads, chief

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Biff was a good shirt brother. He was one of us. He was a man who hated rules, and loved bowling. And as Santa Claus he explored the houses of all the sleeping people from L Jollo to Leo Carrillo, to Pesmo...

He died, like so many actors of his generation. In your wisdom lord, you took him... It's sorta a Cosmic Gumbo.

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god__machine@reddit

This is exactly what I thought of!

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3720-to-1@reddit

Like, I'm not trying to be funny...

I'm not trying to make the r/Lebowski mods have the worst day at their jobs....

But...

.... Do any of these....

Hippies...

Every just bust out of the sub with a huge logjammer?

Or a nihilist? No?

Big fat load of I Think I Should Leave then...

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Les_Ismore@reddit

Coitus?

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WordslingerRVA@reddit

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.

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elpayo@reddit

He's just trying to help her conceive.

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its-a-dry-heat@reddit

Hey, I’m not messing with your special lady.

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Better_Yak2735@reddit

He just trying to help her conceive !

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WordslingerRVA@reddit

She's not his special lady, she's his lady friend.

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Infamous_Animator_16@reddit

Mind if I do a J?

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hornwalker@reddit

Let me go find a cash machine

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tripflops@reddit

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine

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SFGooner17@reddit

Crashmore?

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ThePopDaddy@reddit

Sweater brothers!

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dandle@reddit

gif

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dokjreko@reddit

Love it

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ThePopDaddy@reddit

We're Sweater brothers!

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liveandletlivefool@reddit

So would I.

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Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit

The old man said she could wear any sweater in the house.

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Pleasant_Expert_1990@reddit

Let me just find a cash machine...

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The_Great_Dadsby@reddit

You can imagine where it goes from here.

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faucetpants@reddit

He fixes the cable-knit?

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Dermag66@reddit

Underated answer, bravo sir!

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SacThrowAway76@reddit

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffery.

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Cultural_Fennelbulb@reddit

Well played

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caltman21@reddit

That's why they sent OP he's expert

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Im_WinstonWolfe@reddit

The story is ludicrous

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mechanicalAI@reddit

This is the studio cut, bunny actually stayed with the Dude. Years passed and for some reason he is cold a little, I mean, the pants and all.

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GubbaBumpz@reddit

Then she fixes the cable?

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dratseb@reddit

Lebowski is full of great quotes but I have to go with the reddit classic: “I also choose this guy’s wife” lol.

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torontopeter@reddit

That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting

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hustler1986@reddit

Eh — that’s my rug.

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AllegedlyGoodPerson@reddit

I still jerk off manually

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hustler1986@reddit

Of course you do.

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TheBoldManLaughsOnce@reddit

What's a pederast?

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Is_This_Real_Life_82@reddit

It’s Sandra, about Biennale!

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Standard-Ad1254@reddit

Young trophy wife, in the parlance of our time

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Euphoric_Produce_131@reddit

You gotta put a ring on it!!!

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Euphoric_Produce_131@reddit

This is the quintessential post!!!

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CheesecakeFlimsy6161@reddit

You've got to feed the monkey

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Johnsendall@reddit

gif

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FloridaHog407@reddit

Yes, yes it does

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Vegetable-Put3884@reddit

Young trophy wife, in the parlance of our time.

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ant368uk@reddit

We can tell you keep the toilet seat down.

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ScottShatter@reddit

That's because you look more like the wealthy big Lebowski than the insignificant Little Lebowski, Dude.

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Alpacadiscount@reddit

First lady, of the Nation

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Eric848448@reddit

Yes yes.

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ellisftw@reddit

Nancy's pretty cool ...

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dhlthecobra@reddit

Oh wonderful woman!

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billorphus@reddit

Throat GOAT

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elpayo@reddit

Wonderful woman.

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Jake-Old-Trail-88@reddit

Not of California

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Hello__Jerry@reddit

She's not my special lady, she's my fuckin' lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!

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knefr@reddit

You’re a good man. And thorough.

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knefr@reddit

It’s your special fuckin lady friend!

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sublimeonskunk@reddit

How you gonna keep em down on the farm once she gets a load of Karl Hungus?

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Unkie_Yerry@reddit

Biff Riff

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jerrrrrrrrrrrrry@reddit

You're right!

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Hagfist@reddit

Far out, man...sir?

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Top_Experience_5128@reddit

your lady friend is very pretty

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Im_just_saying@reddit (OP)

Thank you. I think she's gorgeous.

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Happy1327@reddit

Lucky dude

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Im_just_saying@reddit (OP)

On so many levels.

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Perfect_Earth_8070@reddit

Your special lady friend is a beaut

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Im_just_saying@reddit (OP)

Thank you. I think she's a doll!

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PearFew290@reddit

Beautiful wife! ❤️

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Im_just_saying@reddit (OP)

Thank you! She's way out of my league.

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whatareugonnado@reddit

Ahhh my husband. He's a good man. And thorough.

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Im_just_saying@reddit (OP)

Lol

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