I made cheeze-it/goldfish marshmallow treats
Posted by SandraChristiansen@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 289 comments
& no, I wasn’t high; maybe a little hungover. I saw them on Instagram today and for whatever reason I decided I needed to make them immediately.
Kqden@reddit
oh hell no and why did you make so much there’s no way you actually ate all that
SandraChristiansen@reddit (OP)
I only have a couple of pieces left that I’m bringing into work today for a coworker’s kids!
G_SinD@reddit
alpohh@reddit
I fuck w this heavy ngl
Magpi82@reddit
This actually looks good.
Brookeswag69@reddit
Sufficient_Ad5000@reddit
Why did you do that
shimoharayukie@reddit
My god I must hide this post from my husband, he would go feral for this
YouAfter5107@reddit
kandice73@reddit
Goddess no! What were you thinking?
Affectionate_Elk_272@reddit
why
Chester_1326@reddit
Disgusting. Give me 15 right now.
mizerybiscuits@reddit
It looks like someone jizzed into a box of mixed crackers
Quadrilaterally@reddit
This is what this sub was made for. Quality post, OP
Xfuck1tX@reddit
LilCheese73@reddit
Yt people ish🙄🤦🏾♂️
DirectionTasty@reddit
Gooble gobble one of us
Plus-Mulberry6761@reddit
lislejoyeuse@reddit
This just looks like natto but it's cursed
FOOLS_GOLD@reddit
It’s so much better than all the dumb rage bait that gets posted in the stupid food subs. This actually looks delicious and someone will actually it.
Deucalion666@reddit
No it wasn’t? That’s intentionally shitty food.
Dangerous-Courage412@reddit
quality shit
LilCheese73@reddit
How’d my Frito pie get removed over this delicious treat?
lycheepoet@reddit
But what did you think?
xopher_425@reddit
I should call him . . .
Ok-Resort6684@reddit
Uhhh my poor stomach
lluciferusllamas@reddit
This is an abomination. Arrest this person! Let us never speak of this day again.
kromaly96@reddit
We need to bring back stockades
Sidewalk_Tomato@reddit
r/stonerfood just felt a great disturbance in the force.
UnusGang@reddit
I thought this was r/stonerfood lol
OkFrosting7204@reddit
Same
laymieg@reddit
is this not r/stonerfood ? i’m stoned
sparklydildos@reddit
anything is r/stonerfood when you’re stoney
Acceptablepops@reddit
Same
Xfuck1tX@reddit
bespindeathspin@reddit
Zarathustra404@reddit
No-Guarantee-2025@reddit
I thought I was in that sub when I saw this too
PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS@reddit
When I read the caption saying he wasn't high I had to look where I was
tamagojira@reddit
Same lol
mensfrightsactivists@reddit
literally me too 😭 i feel betrayed
HiggsBowzon@reddit
nuts4sale@reddit
This is definitely a highdea if I’ve seen one
Fast_Cod1883@reddit
That is brilliant. I'm 100 years old and have never heard highdea before.
LustfulDemon999@reddit
Are you really 100 years old?
SousVideDiaper@reddit
They're probably lying, but I'm definitely 100 years old
Fast_Cod1883@reddit
Bruh I'd fight you but my back ain't what it used to be. Yes, I'm lying. But I am old 😂.
IVEMIND@reddit
Just use Pops instead - the corn cereal? I might actually try it... also; Frosted flakes and peanut butter marshmallow squares are good, but hard to find unless you're in the south
MalevolentRhinoceros@reddit
Ritz/club crackers are actually really good as marshmallow treats. The combo of sweet plus buttery/salty is kinda like kettle corn. And pretty much any type of sweet breakfast cereal is good too; I really like cinnamon toast crunch. Reece's puffs were disappointing though.
adudeguyman@reddit
How have I never heard of that subreddit?
Weird_Vegetable_4441@reddit
Random_Individual97@reddit
I both hate it deeply and desperately want it
TheLegendOfZeb@reddit
I hate you a lot
yeetstrawberry17@reddit
dude I would totally eat this I love sweet with cheese crackers
Hexentoll@reddit
Sounds good. Looks absolutely discumsting
Ultragorgeous@reddit
omg
Ok-Membership-5439@reddit
salty and sweet is a great combo i bet that was oddly fire
oldfarmjoy@reddit
Add some roasted peanuts... mmm!!
shatterly@reddit
I was thinking if they mixed in peanut butter, it could totally work.
MisterDutch93@reddit
For some reason I’d think a drizzle of maple syrup would make it even better.
Ashamed_Macaron_7915@reddit
I was thinking about this
Salty and sweet is one of the best flavor combos! But it’s specifically cheese and marshmallow, which is the part where I think people are getting lost. However, to me, they’re just salty crunchy things with only a hint of cheese
This is definitely a try-it-yourself item, but I think it’s probably good
trinhead@reddit
Honestly cheddar caramel popcorn is BOMB so I'm sure this is actually quite tasty - the cheddar might be overwhelming here. I love a potato chip krispie (this but potato chips instead of cheese itz/goldfish)
SousVideDiaper@reddit
Sweet and savory can be great, but it's not an equal opportunity flavor profile. Plenty of sweet and salty food wouldn't go well.
ChonkyDog@reddit
It’s not just marshmallows though, it’s butter and if you want to be extra you could brown the butter for more flavor.
MalevolentRhinoceros@reddit
Ritz/club cracker marshmallow treats are already a thing. They're pretty good, but I'm not so certain that adding cheese flavor is a good idea.
blamelessfriend@reddit
..but CHEESY and MARSHMELLOWY
i don't know chief, think you might be stretching "sweet and salty"
91Jammers@reddit
Honey with cheddar cheese is fantastic so I bet this has a similar effect. Also fish and cheese its are a little more umami than cheesy.
thelateoctober@reddit
Salty, sweet, AND savory. The trifecta of awesome.
KLUBBSPORRE@reddit
Fuck why would you show this to me, I can’t buy cheezits OR goldfish where I live 😭😭😭
talatta@reddit
Maybe with the s'mores flavor
VioletMAyis@reddit
Is it sweet or salty lol? Not sure I would eat that but I am kind of curious all the same
vlajay@reddit
Would, but why tho
Theonlyafrosamurai@reddit
Sounds good actually
SandraChristiansen@reddit (OP)
Here’s the recipe:
Chocolate Cheez-It Rice Krispies
Ingredients • 12 oz/ a bag of Marshmallows • 21oz (3 bags) Goldfish, Cheeze-Its; any combo • 4oz (a stick) salted Butter
phonesmahones@reddit
How were they?
DrierFish@reddit
He ded.
English_Fry@reddit
Ya he’s been asked a few times now. The two times he’s responded he hasn’t actually stated if they were good or not.
Amberstarr911@reddit
He said that he enjoyed them… not sure if that means they are good or not…
WillowFlip@reddit
I could see this working nicely, all sweet and salty. Would.
binkkit@reddit
Yeah but the cheese flavor? I could see it working with neutral-flavored salty snacks but cheddar and marshmallows?
dreizehn1313@reddit
The only thing that seems really odd here is the last line: “refrigerate.” Who’s refrigerating Rice Krispie treats?
Such_Potato@reddit
But when do you add the goldfish D:
Future_Cake@reddit
Step #3 should say "add dry snack mixture" or something similar :)
HereOnCompanyTime@reddit
Yeah, they look like a terrible brick of slop but I bet they taste delicious.
AndrewC742@reddit
No. You need to commit toaster bath now.
Mylittledarlings91@reddit
I love cheese-cum brick
Mylittledarlings91@reddit
I love cheese-cum brick
sparklydildos@reddit
and?? were they everything you dreamed of?? i’m pms’ing and this looks so decadent
stacknstore@reddit
You made garbage
DoctorRobert420@reddit
please don't do this
ch3micalkitt3n@reddit
this so very @kellitarosita on TikTok. She’s that very strange but fascinating gal that makes “what I eat in a day from someone who just scrounges around” videos and also lots of food experiments.
danktt1@reddit
And....how did it taste?
Commercial-Star-291@reddit
why would you do that?
Hmccormack@reddit
This actually looks good
Black_Ribbon7447@reddit
I feel like pretzels makes more sense.
Magic_Saltwater@reddit
So, so you just wanted someone to cum over and this is what you got?
martinemde@reddit
I once made savory rice crispy treats that tasted like stuffing or like a rice pilaf. It was awful and I still feel sick thinking about them.
pocketMagician@reddit
No real food was harmed in the making of this disaster.
beonk@reddit
Reminds me of my girlfriend.
DramaticProperty3121@reddit
bourj@reddit
And? I can't imagine what that must taste like. Also, I'm high rn.
SandraChristiansen@reddit (OP)
It tastes exactly how you’d expect, but I enjoyed them. I am bringing them to a Buffalo Bills party tomorrow so I don’t eat them all.
oracle989@reddit
Go Panthers
rainingBows1@reddit
Honestly it sounds delicious to me but I’m known for eating “gross food” or “slop” XD
Potential-Change9124@reddit
Go Bills
Beneficial_Ad_69420@reddit
Go Bills!
MothafuckinPlacentas@reddit
Your Uber driver is gonna be fuckin pissed
Traumagatchi@reddit
THE PAIR OF ANGUISH
whyisthatpotato@reddit
Go bills!
ntkwwwm@reddit
Lake Erie Bros
MachoMadnessCO@reddit
Bills fans will throw you through a table if you just ask, you don't have to give them motivation
Vizjun@reddit
Go Bills!
darthcaedusiiii@reddit
... I'm not sure how I feel about this as a fan of 35 years.
I also hate blue cheese. So what do I know...
Sunshine030209@reddit
Is this your way of not being invited again?
bimboozled@reddit
I wouldn’t want to be reinvited to a Bills party either
ohshit-cookies@reddit
Sweet and salty is my favorite. Honestly... I might try this.
BloodBoy99@reddit
needs pretzels added but i would try it
deathbypookie@reddit
I just want to know why
Paintra_@reddit
I would definitiv try it
Jesusdidntlikethat@reddit
I do not like this but I’m sure someone does
AlphaEv@reddit
I think i may be someone…
lungbuttersucker@reddit
Me! I love sweet and salty, Cheez-its, Goldfish, and Rice Krispie treats. I have no doubt that I would love this.
ShyOnTheOutside206@reddit
Username checks out 👀
concreteunderwear@reddit
I assure you this only exists because of its absurdity.
XVeggieMonstah@reddit
Why did this comment make me audibly cackle? 😂
FreezingwindDOTcom@reddit
This looks gross. How does it taste? 👀
AskingFooAFriend@reddit
Morning_Feisty@reddit
How was it?
PickledPlume@reddit
Unfortunately, I would.
Cholinergia@reddit
What an awful day to have eyes and also tastebuds.
Acceptablepops@reddit
Diabolical shits incoming
SeaAttorney5776@reddit
JayTee245@reddit
You lobster
lifeIsaVerb94@reddit
I do this with popcorn sometimes. The salty and sweet is so good!
LilArtsyCreature@reddit
Sweet and Savory Rice Crispie Treats sounds pretty good actually 🤔 Ooooh bet it would be good with that salty Chex cereal.
Gasp! Rice Crispie Treats made with muddy buddies before? Has that been done? Someone go make that and get back to me please (I'd do it myself but my GI system is out of commission at the moment)
2morrowwillbebetter@reddit
Yeah I’d try it but I feel like it needs more balance sweet
MothMayhem421@reddit
How were they tho
Juicifer_thesecond@reddit
I wish to eat this
ChevalCher@reddit
That's... not usually what springs to my mind when craving something salty and sweet. 😬 I'm more of a *shave me some of that Australian flake sea salt atop her crispies" kind of gal.
Still, if you were hankering for something salty, savory, sticky, and sweet, you done good. If you didn't, you done goofed. 😂
capnk88@reddit
You were high
Far-Masterpiece-3778@reddit
🥸🥸🥸
magic7balls@reddit
Looks like you finished on it
standardtissue@reddit
What a great halloween prank.
causeiwontsing@reddit
i love eating cheezits and marshmallows together. this sounds lovely.
katelish@reddit
My go to snack used to be mini marshmallows and cheezits!
Gold_Hornet_923@reddit
this seems delicious
the12ftdwarf@reddit
Here’s your goldfish. Sorry it took me awhile I kept passing out
DeathWish111@reddit
Sorry but this is brilliant.
onkeliltis@reddit
You shouldn't have...am intrigued....
zazzle_frazzle@reddit
If you liked those, you may like caramel covered Cheetos. I’d recommend cutting the recipe in half your first time. Be warned, the caramel can get pretty hard.
https://www.allrecipes.com/caramel-cheetos-recipe-7971390
uuuuuuuuuuuuum@reddit
I see Chicago mix, I’d eat it!
wassermelonensaft@reddit
as someone who used to put goldfishes into sweet tea i bet this is delicious 👍
G-Dingy@reddit
Are you ok?
Darksider123@reddit
How many times did you pass out while making that "icing"?
Loopersssss@reddit
Imagine someone trying to eat this only to realize with disappointment that the cheese-its are actually infused with marshmallows 😔
rocketsalesman@reddit
r/stonerfood
No-Guarantee-2025@reddit
Technically desserts like cheesecake prove sweetness and cheese are actually a decent combination - this probably ok
Xf34rs@reddit
Looks like chak-chak, but with cum instead of honey
jackalopelexy@reddit
No the fuck you did not
Agillian_01@reddit
Now why would you do that?!
Alseids@reddit
I gagged when I saw this.
chloeismagic@reddit
I bet its really good, like the potato chip version is too. I love sweet and salty so much.
BitterActuary3062@reddit
Salty, sweet, & cheese. I want it
Anonbeliever@reddit
Jazzdude93@reddit
„Cheese“
IllvesterTalone@reddit
you're insane... lemme try!
ZQ04@reddit
This reminds me of when I was in elementary school and my teacher mentioned the recipe for Rice Krispies one day. I get home that same day, determined to make them, except instead of marshmallows I misremembered her and used mayonnaise. It was not very good.
incogne_eto@reddit
This looks like the final puzzle in the Squid Games
Viivi19@reddit
You didn't have to.
SabineStrohem@reddit
Dank and would.
journeyman369@reddit
Completely gourmet. Salty snd sweet. The factory cheese in the goldfish probably tasted like fondue or some shit.
Sithlordandsavior@reddit
Listen, man, I ain't even a smoker but I'd tear this up at 2 am when I can't sleep
FOZZAKAIRI@reddit
Hey OP, start running :)
curlyquinn02@reddit
But does it taste any good?
MoonFlowBerry@reddit
It looks like somebody jizzed all over it
xtina42@reddit
Why? 😄
quietramen@reddit
Jizz-its
Pressed_Sunflowers@reddit
Interesting. Me want bite
BJYeti@reddit
On one hand why? On the other I would definitely give it a try
NYmam@reddit
Go to hell
t_mmey@reddit
what
adamhanson@reddit
YOU MONSTER.
missglitterous@reddit
Big would!
sweetfruitloops@reddit
Idk about the cheese flavor- but the salty and cracker with marshmallow and butter is phenomenal i’m sure
Environmental_Dog723@reddit
Yk what hell yeah
moewluci@reddit
I would give it a whirl.
whatsthew3rd@reddit
Jail, you have clearly been to jail.
aries__69@reddit
Free will is an odd thing to gift humans ...
threedeesfan@reddit
OP, you have invented something simpler than but close to this: https://ladyandpups.com/2021/03/15/chewy-marshmallow-nougat-w-cheese-crackers-and-pistachio/
I've made the multiple times and they have absolutely ruined me for regular Rice Krispie squares.
PCmyconaut@reddit
Looks like someone creamed all over it.
Jayeky@reddit
I tried to stay mature but whatever.
ConsciousBenefit87@reddit
Did you just say you "tried to stay mature" ON REDDIT?! Of all places?!
Sweatyveggiebag@reddit
I want you to know the government is coming for you for mental illness.
skuxlyfe@reddit
Gross. Upvoted
Papaj-Chan@reddit
i'd eat that
pkease@reddit
Why does this actually sound good 😭
DirtyFeetPicsForSale@reddit
Cummy crisps
darkviolet_@reddit
I’d try it.
silver_tongued_devil@reddit
I did this with crunchy Cheetos once. It was delish. I wasn't high at the time, just fat.
Gumnutbaby@reddit
Triggered-cupcake@reddit
Drizzle chocolate syrup on the top and sprinkle some sea salt on top! 🥳🥳
Dietslurm5925@reddit
This looks birthed
Strange1130@reddit
that looks insane, drop the recipe
port-rhombus@reddit
Blergh.
Jadedkiss@reddit
Perfect combo of sweet and salty
Otherwise-Sun-7577@reddit
I see your mistake! That’s awesome but not nearly enough for both of us
ravenous_MAW@reddit
I make marshmallow treats with potato chips, so i don't see why this wouldn't work. Id try it
BabyOnTheStairs@reddit
Sweet potato chips. Like the casserole
SandraChristiansen@reddit (OP)
Oh damn, that's a great idea. Just potato chips or potato chips with something like rice krispies?
hockeyrabbit@reddit
:(
Heyniceguy13@reddit
spiderxsara@reddit
Wow
Lost_Horror4554@reddit
tito9107@reddit
Oh fuck
WillowFlip@reddit
Pletcher87@reddit
Blech,
sadical@reddit
☹️
Psychological-Lynx-3@reddit
Sheshh this is kind of a crazy combo ngl. However it does sound like it would taste good . Idk i like weird food combinations so theres that lol
DeluxeWafer@reddit
Unmake it.
fartsfromhermouth@reddit
Goldfish bukkake 👍
Big-Awoo@reddit
Someone get Evan and Katelyn on the horn
Kevinator201@reddit
Oh I NEED that recipe
Reasonable_Wind_5963@reddit
This looks strangely delicious
zanythenanny@reddit
This is the grossest shit I’ve ever seen you crazy mutherfucker. I fucking hate you!
squinnypig@reddit
Want.
Aridyne@reddit
Is it good, I mean in theory the flavors should work but in practice
Putsomesunglasseson@reddit
So how did they taste?
doomandgloomm@reddit
Yes!!! For christmas we make chocolate covered cheeze its with a layer of peanut butter and marshmallow fluff between two cheeze its. So this looks super yummy actually 😭
SandraChristiansen@reddit (OP)
The original recipe had chocolate in it! I forgot it but figured between my two types of cheese crackers, I probably didn't also need chocolate.
I think I'm regretting my decision now.
doomandgloomm@reddit
Hey, its the season of treats! Time to make another batch with some chocolate! A true Midwest delicacy! :^)
dumbomontana@reddit
Fuckin gross, take my upvote
adviceplzreddit1@reddit
Salty little fishes drizzled with jizz
Mysterious_Bag_9061@reddit
You know you didn't have to do that right
asst3rblasster@reddit
tbh it looks like you just came on cheezits
Regular_Rub_2980@reddit
Kinda looks good
kingamara@reddit
Raw, next
multiinstrumentalism@reddit
Great now I know what I’m doing with all the stale goldfish in my pantry
DISNYLND@reddit
Sir, this is ELITE
ToshMagosh@reddit
There's a universe where this isn't God awful
ExcellentWolf@reddit
A sweet and savory nightmare.
Just-Call-Me-J@reddit
Okay but salty and sweet is a classic combo so you might be going somewhere with this
Lumberrmacc@reddit
Why?
Worried-Opinion1157@reddit
. . . OP how can we be sure you didn't just bust a couple nuts on some crackers and compress the unholy amalgamation into a 'marshmallow' treat?
MentalRayne@reddit
WOULD
El_Stupacabra@reddit
I cringe, but then I thought about it. I'd try it.
Sexisthunter@reddit
Marry me. You don’t have to it’s not required but daaaaamn
Depressionsfinalform@reddit
Non-American here. Don’t know what goldfish is but I imagine it tastes like cat food. Non-American out.
SandraChristiansen@reddit (OP)
They're the snack that smiles back, goldfish (they're little cheese crackers).
frekled_gutz@reddit
They are cheddar flavored
Depressionsfinalform@reddit
Sounds like it would go wonderful with marshmallow then
smellyanthropologist@reddit
what propels one to make this. Id lowk try this tho
MurgleMcGurgle@reddit
What the fuck, man.
Great job, 10/10
thewallshavespoken@reddit
ewwwwwww (im kidding it’s beautiful but i h8 sweet and salty)
frekled_gutz@reddit
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
OrangeClyde@reddit
I saw it online too, how was it? Apparently it’s good it’s the sweet and salty thing. What’d you think?
turtlevinyl@reddit
Quality fucking post OP
Sad-Garlic-7398@reddit
🤢
GravyPainter@reddit
As a marshmallow treat fan. You ruined my childhood OP.
Nyx_Shadowspawn@reddit
That looks so good. Sweet and salty. I love it
Ashurbanipal2023@reddit
You know what it probably isn’t that bad
AJ_Wont_Load@reddit
I mean, I’d take a bite
Hollowbody57@reddit
Thinyser@reddit
I immediately wanted to downvote this which is how I knew it was shit.
Whowhywearwhat@reddit
Somebody cummed on your biscuits.
SnausageFest@reddit
I used this post to explain this sub to my spouse. His reaction was "oh god."
Prize_Scheme7115@reddit
I would do heinous things for a taste
Krispies827@reddit
Genius
manic_popsicle@reddit
Honestly I would try this. Salty and sweet is always good. I’m curious how it tasted.
crako52@reddit
Bruh🫠🥲
PixalatedConspiracy@reddit
That is some quality shit my man.
DarkflowNZ@reddit
SamuraiPizzaCats@reddit
I saw the same thing and have been wanting to try them
Few_Crab_6775@reddit
No thanks x
dantheman0721@reddit
Rocksy_Hounder617@reddit
I see bo issue here
thesealights@reddit
Why would u do this to us OP?
assburgerler@reddit
fuck ya this is badass
Bloodhit@reddit
This looks like most cursed version of https://soursweetbitter.com/recipe/chak-chak/ ever
byproxxy@reddit
And?? How were they?
Weird_Vegetable_4441@reddit
r/stonerfood rn
SeaworthinessTop7704@reddit
Might be nice with a soy sauce dip
thatonegirl40@reddit
This sounds so good 🤤
trashgod12@reddit
You will one day have to answer for your sins, op
nitorigen@reddit
r/drunkencookery maybe?
ferretsRfantastic@reddit
This is high behavior if I've ever seen it...
Would try it if I was stoned AF
Dangerous-Courage412@reddit
defff r/stonerfood 🙌🏽
Commercial-Date-2965@reddit
Just goldfish mallow snacks intrigue me.
gilly_girl@reddit
How was it?