I made cheeze-it/goldfish marshmallow treats

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Kqden@reddit

oh hell no and why did you make so much there’s no way you actually ate all that

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SandraChristiansen@reddit (OP)

I only have a couple of pieces left that I’m bringing into work today for a coworker’s kids!

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shimoharayukie@reddit

My god I must hide this post from my husband, he would go feral for this

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mizerybiscuits@reddit

It looks like someone jizzed into a box of mixed crackers

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Quadrilaterally@reddit

This is what this sub was made for. Quality post, OP

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lislejoyeuse@reddit

This just looks like natto but it's cursed

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FOOLS_GOLD@reddit

It’s so much better than all the dumb rage bait that gets posted in the stupid food subs. This actually looks delicious and someone will actually it.

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Deucalion666@reddit

No it wasn’t? That’s intentionally shitty food.

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LilCheese73@reddit

How’d my Frito pie get removed over this delicious treat?

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lluciferusllamas@reddit

This is an abomination. Arrest this person! Let us never speak of this day again.

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Sidewalk_Tomato@reddit

r/stonerfood just felt a great disturbance in the force.

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laymieg@reddit

is this not r/stonerfood ? i’m stoned

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sparklydildos@reddit

anything is r/stonerfood when you’re stoney

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No-Guarantee-2025@reddit

I thought I was in that sub when I saw this too

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PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS@reddit

When I read the caption saying he wasn't high I had to look where I was

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nuts4sale@reddit

This is definitely a highdea if I’ve seen one

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Fast_Cod1883@reddit

That is brilliant. I'm 100 years old and have never heard highdea before.

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SousVideDiaper@reddit

They're probably lying, but I'm definitely 100 years old

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Fast_Cod1883@reddit

Bruh I'd fight you but my back ain't what it used to be. Yes, I'm lying. But I am old 😂.

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IVEMIND@reddit

Just use Pops instead - the corn cereal? I might actually try it... also; Frosted flakes and peanut butter marshmallow squares are good, but hard to find unless you're in the south

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Ritz/club crackers are actually really good as marshmallow treats. The combo of sweet plus buttery/salty is kinda like kettle corn. And pretty much any type of sweet breakfast cereal is good too; I really like cinnamon toast crunch. Reece's puffs were disappointing though.

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adudeguyman@reddit

How have I never heard of that subreddit?

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Weird_Vegetable_4441@reddit

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Random_Individual97@reddit

I both hate it deeply and desperately want it

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TheLegendOfZeb@reddit

I hate you a lot

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yeetstrawberry17@reddit

dude I would totally eat this I love sweet with cheese crackers

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Hexentoll@reddit

Sounds good. Looks absolutely discumsting

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Ultragorgeous@reddit

omg

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Ok-Membership-5439@reddit

salty and sweet is a great combo i bet that was oddly fire

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oldfarmjoy@reddit

Add some roasted peanuts... mmm!!

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shatterly@reddit

I was thinking if they mixed in peanut butter, it could totally work.

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MisterDutch93@reddit

For some reason I’d think a drizzle of maple syrup would make it even better.

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Ashamed_Macaron_7915@reddit

I was thinking about this

Salty and sweet is one of the best flavor combos! But it’s specifically cheese and marshmallow, which is the part where I think people are getting lost. However, to me, they’re just salty crunchy things with only a hint of cheese

This is definitely a try-it-yourself item, but I think it’s probably good

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trinhead@reddit

Honestly cheddar caramel popcorn is BOMB so I'm sure this is actually quite tasty - the cheddar might be overwhelming here. I love a potato chip krispie (this but potato chips instead of cheese itz/goldfish)

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SousVideDiaper@reddit

Sweet and savory can be great, but it's not an equal opportunity flavor profile. Plenty of sweet and salty food wouldn't go well.

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ChonkyDog@reddit

It’s not just marshmallows though, it’s butter and if you want to be extra you could brown the butter for more flavor.

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MalevolentRhinoceros@reddit

Ritz/club cracker marshmallow treats are already a thing. They're pretty good, but I'm not so certain that adding cheese flavor is a good idea.

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blamelessfriend@reddit

..but CHEESY and MARSHMELLOWY

i don't know chief, think you might be stretching "sweet and salty"

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91Jammers@reddit

Honey with cheddar cheese is fantastic so I bet this has a similar effect. Also fish and cheese its are a little more umami than cheesy.

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thelateoctober@reddit

Salty, sweet, AND savory. The trifecta of awesome.

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KLUBBSPORRE@reddit

Fuck why would you show this to me, I can’t buy cheezits OR goldfish where I live 😭😭😭

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talatta@reddit

Maybe with the s'mores flavor

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VioletMAyis@reddit

Is it sweet or salty lol? Not sure I would eat that but I am kind of curious all the same

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vlajay@reddit

Would, but why tho

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Theonlyafrosamurai@reddit

Sounds good actually

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SandraChristiansen@reddit (OP)

Here’s the recipe:

Chocolate Cheez-It Rice Krispies

Ingredients • 12 oz/ a bag of Marshmallows • 21oz (3 bags) Goldfish, Cheeze-Its; any combo • 4oz (a stick) salted Butter

Melt butter in a large pot over medium-low heat.
Add marshmallows and stir until melted; take off heat.
Add Cheeze-Its and gently fold until coated.
Pour into 8x8 greased pan and press down evenly using parchment.
Let rest hour and refrigerate.

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phonesmahones@reddit

How were they?

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DrierFish@reddit

He ded.

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English_Fry@reddit

Ya he’s been asked a few times now. The two times he’s responded he hasn’t actually stated if they were good or not.

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Amberstarr911@reddit

He said that he enjoyed them… not sure if that means they are good or not…

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WillowFlip@reddit

I could see this working nicely, all sweet and salty. Would.

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binkkit@reddit

Yeah but the cheese flavor? I could see it working with neutral-flavored salty snacks but cheddar and marshmallows?

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dreizehn1313@reddit

The only thing that seems really odd here is the last line: “refrigerate.” Who’s refrigerating Rice Krispie treats?

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Such_Potato@reddit

But when do you add the goldfish D:

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Future_Cake@reddit

Step #3 should say "add dry snack mixture" or something similar :)

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HereOnCompanyTime@reddit

Yeah, they look like a terrible brick of slop but I bet they taste delicious.

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AndrewC742@reddit

No. You need to commit toaster bath now.

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Mylittledarlings91@reddit

I love cheese-cum brick

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Mylittledarlings91@reddit

I love cheese-cum brick

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sparklydildos@reddit

and?? were they everything you dreamed of?? i’m pms’ing and this looks so decadent

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stacknstore@reddit

You made garbage

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DoctorRobert420@reddit

please don't do this

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ch3micalkitt3n@reddit

this so very @kellitarosita on TikTok. She’s that very strange but fascinating gal that makes “what I eat in a day from someone who just scrounges around” videos and also lots of food experiments.

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danktt1@reddit

And....how did it taste?

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Commercial-Star-291@reddit

why would you do that?

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Hmccormack@reddit

This actually looks good

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Black_Ribbon7447@reddit

I feel like pretzels makes more sense.

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Magic_Saltwater@reddit

So, so you just wanted someone to cum over and this is what you got?

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martinemde@reddit

I once made savory rice crispy treats that tasted like stuffing or like a rice pilaf. It was awful and I still feel sick thinking about them.

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pocketMagician@reddit

No real food was harmed in the making of this disaster.

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beonk@reddit

Reminds me of my girlfriend.

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DramaticProperty3121@reddit

🫩

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bourj@reddit

And? I can't imagine what that must taste like. Also, I'm high rn.

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SandraChristiansen@reddit (OP)

It tastes exactly how you’d expect, but I enjoyed them. I am bringing them to a Buffalo Bills party tomorrow so I don’t eat them all.

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oracle989@reddit

Go Panthers

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rainingBows1@reddit

Honestly it sounds delicious to me but I’m known for eating “gross food” or “slop” XD

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Potential-Change9124@reddit

Go Bills

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Beneficial_Ad_69420@reddit

Go Bills!

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MothafuckinPlacentas@reddit

Your Uber driver is gonna be fuckin pissed

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Traumagatchi@reddit

THE PAIR OF ANGUISH

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whyisthatpotato@reddit

Go bills!

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ntkwwwm@reddit

Lake Erie Bros

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MachoMadnessCO@reddit

Bills fans will throw you through a table if you just ask, you don't have to give them motivation

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Vizjun@reddit

Go Bills!

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darthcaedusiiii@reddit

... I'm not sure how I feel about this as a fan of 35 years.

I also hate blue cheese. So what do I know...

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Sunshine030209@reddit

Is this your way of not being invited again?

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bimboozled@reddit

I wouldn’t want to be reinvited to a Bills party either

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ohshit-cookies@reddit

Sweet and salty is my favorite. Honestly... I might try this.

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BloodBoy99@reddit

needs pretzels added but i would try it

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deathbypookie@reddit

I just want to know why

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Paintra_@reddit

I would definitiv try it

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Jesusdidntlikethat@reddit

I do not like this but I’m sure someone does

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AlphaEv@reddit

I think i may be someone…

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lungbuttersucker@reddit

Me! I love sweet and salty, Cheez-its, Goldfish, and Rice Krispie treats. I have no doubt that I would love this.

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ShyOnTheOutside206@reddit

Username checks out 👀

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concreteunderwear@reddit

I assure you this only exists because of its absurdity.

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XVeggieMonstah@reddit

Why did this comment make me audibly cackle? 😂

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FreezingwindDOTcom@reddit

This looks gross. How does it taste? 👀

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AskingFooAFriend@reddit

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Morning_Feisty@reddit

How was it?

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PickledPlume@reddit

Unfortunately, I would.

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Cholinergia@reddit

What an awful day to have eyes and also tastebuds.

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Acceptablepops@reddit

Diabolical shits incoming

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SeaAttorney5776@reddit

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JayTee245@reddit

You lobster

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lifeIsaVerb94@reddit

I do this with popcorn sometimes. The salty and sweet is so good!

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LilArtsyCreature@reddit

Sweet and Savory Rice Crispie Treats sounds pretty good actually 🤔 Ooooh bet it would be good with that salty Chex cereal.

Gasp! Rice Crispie Treats made with muddy buddies before? Has that been done? Someone go make that and get back to me please (I'd do it myself but my GI system is out of commission at the moment)

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2morrowwillbebetter@reddit

Yeah I’d try it but I feel like it needs more balance sweet

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MothMayhem421@reddit

How were they tho

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Juicifer_thesecond@reddit

I wish to eat this

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ChevalCher@reddit

That's... not usually what springs to my mind when craving something salty and sweet. 😬 I'm more of a *shave me some of that Australian flake sea salt atop her crispies" kind of gal.

Still, if you were hankering for something salty, savory, sticky, and sweet, you done good. If you didn't, you done goofed. 😂

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capnk88@reddit

You were high

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Far-Masterpiece-3778@reddit

🥸🥸🥸

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magic7balls@reddit

Looks like you finished on it

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standardtissue@reddit

What a great halloween prank.

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causeiwontsing@reddit

i love eating cheezits and marshmallows together. this sounds lovely.

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katelish@reddit

My go to snack used to be mini marshmallows and cheezits!

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Gold_Hornet_923@reddit

this seems delicious

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the12ftdwarf@reddit

Here’s your goldfish. Sorry it took me awhile I kept passing out

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DeathWish111@reddit

Sorry but this is brilliant.

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onkeliltis@reddit

You shouldn't have...am intrigued....

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zazzle_frazzle@reddit

If you liked those, you may like caramel covered Cheetos. I’d recommend cutting the recipe in half your first time. Be warned, the caramel can get pretty hard.

https://www.allrecipes.com/caramel-cheetos-recipe-7971390

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uuuuuuuuuuuuum@reddit

I see Chicago mix, I’d eat it!

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wassermelonensaft@reddit

as someone who used to put goldfishes into sweet tea i bet this is delicious 👍

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G-Dingy@reddit

Are you ok?

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Darksider123@reddit

How many times did you pass out while making that "icing"?

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Loopersssss@reddit

Imagine someone trying to eat this only to realize with disappointment that the cheese-its are actually infused with marshmallows 😔

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rocketsalesman@reddit

r/stonerfood

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No-Guarantee-2025@reddit

Technically desserts like cheesecake prove sweetness and cheese are actually a decent combination - this probably ok

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Xf34rs@reddit

Looks like chak-chak, but with cum instead of honey

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jackalopelexy@reddit

No the fuck you did not

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Agillian_01@reddit

Now why would you do that?!

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Alseids@reddit

I gagged when I saw this.

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chloeismagic@reddit

I bet its really good, like the potato chip version is too. I love sweet and salty so much.

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BitterActuary3062@reddit

Salty, sweet, & cheese. I want it

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Anonbeliever@reddit

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Jazzdude93@reddit

„Cheese“

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IllvesterTalone@reddit

you're insane... lemme try!

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ZQ04@reddit

This reminds me of when I was in elementary school and my teacher mentioned the recipe for Rice Krispies one day. I get home that same day, determined to make them, except instead of marshmallows I misremembered her and used mayonnaise. It was not very good.

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incogne_eto@reddit

This looks like the final puzzle in the Squid Games

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Viivi19@reddit

You didn't have to.

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SabineStrohem@reddit

Dank and would.

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journeyman369@reddit

Completely gourmet. Salty snd sweet. The factory cheese in the goldfish probably tasted like fondue or some shit.

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Sithlordandsavior@reddit

Listen, man, I ain't even a smoker but I'd tear this up at 2 am when I can't sleep

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FOZZAKAIRI@reddit

Hey OP, start running :)

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curlyquinn02@reddit

But does it taste any good?

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MoonFlowBerry@reddit

It looks like somebody jizzed all over it

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xtina42@reddit

Why? 😄

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quietramen@reddit

Jizz-its

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Pressed_Sunflowers@reddit

Interesting. Me want bite

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BJYeti@reddit

On one hand why? On the other I would definitely give it a try

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NYmam@reddit

Go to hell

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t_mmey@reddit

what

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adamhanson@reddit

YOU MONSTER.

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missglitterous@reddit

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Big would!

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sweetfruitloops@reddit

Idk about the cheese flavor- but the salty and cracker with marshmallow and butter is phenomenal i’m sure

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Environmental_Dog723@reddit

Yk what hell yeah

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moewluci@reddit

I would give it a whirl.

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whatsthew3rd@reddit

Jail, you have clearly been to jail.

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aries__69@reddit

Free will is an odd thing to gift humans ...

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threedeesfan@reddit

OP, you have invented something simpler than but close to this: https://ladyandpups.com/2021/03/15/chewy-marshmallow-nougat-w-cheese-crackers-and-pistachio/

I've made the multiple times and they have absolutely ruined me for regular Rice Krispie squares.

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PCmyconaut@reddit

Looks like someone creamed all over it.

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Jayeky@reddit

I tried to stay mature but whatever.

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ConsciousBenefit87@reddit

Did you just say you "tried to stay mature" ON REDDIT?! Of all places?!

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Sweatyveggiebag@reddit

I want you to know the government is coming for you for mental illness.

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skuxlyfe@reddit

Gross. Upvoted

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Papaj-Chan@reddit

i'd eat that

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pkease@reddit

Why does this actually sound good 😭

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DirtyFeetPicsForSale@reddit

Cummy crisps

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darkviolet_@reddit

I’d try it.

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silver_tongued_devil@reddit

I did this with crunchy Cheetos once. It was delish. I wasn't high at the time, just fat.

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Gumnutbaby@reddit

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Triggered-cupcake@reddit

Drizzle chocolate syrup on the top and sprinkle some sea salt on top! 🥳🥳

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Dietslurm5925@reddit

This looks birthed

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Strange1130@reddit

that looks insane, drop the recipe

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port-rhombus@reddit

Blergh.

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Jadedkiss@reddit

Perfect combo of sweet and salty

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Otherwise-Sun-7577@reddit

I see your mistake! That’s awesome but not nearly enough for both of us

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ravenous_MAW@reddit

I make marshmallow treats with potato chips, so i don't see why this wouldn't work. Id try it

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BabyOnTheStairs@reddit

Sweet potato chips. Like the casserole

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SandraChristiansen@reddit (OP)

Oh damn, that's a great idea. Just potato chips or potato chips with something like rice krispies?

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hockeyrabbit@reddit

:(

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Heyniceguy13@reddit

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spiderxsara@reddit

Wow

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Lost_Horror4554@reddit

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tito9107@reddit

Oh fuck

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WillowFlip@reddit

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Pletcher87@reddit

Blech,

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sadical@reddit

☹️

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Psychological-Lynx-3@reddit

Sheshh this is kind of a crazy combo ngl. However it does sound like it would taste good . Idk i like weird food combinations so theres that lol

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DeluxeWafer@reddit

Unmake it.

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fartsfromhermouth@reddit

Goldfish bukkake 👍

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Big-Awoo@reddit

Someone get Evan and Katelyn on the horn

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Kevinator201@reddit

Oh I NEED that recipe

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Reasonable_Wind_5963@reddit

This looks strangely delicious

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zanythenanny@reddit

This is the grossest shit I’ve ever seen you crazy mutherfucker. I fucking hate you!

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squinnypig@reddit

Want.

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Aridyne@reddit

Is it good, I mean in theory the flavors should work but in practice

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Putsomesunglasseson@reddit

So how did they taste?

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doomandgloomm@reddit

Yes!!! For christmas we make chocolate covered cheeze its with a layer of peanut butter and marshmallow fluff between two cheeze its. So this looks super yummy actually 😭

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SandraChristiansen@reddit (OP)

The original recipe had chocolate in it! I forgot it but figured between my two types of cheese crackers, I probably didn't also need chocolate.

I think I'm regretting my decision now.

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SandraChristiansen@reddit (OP)

They're the snack that smiles back, goldfish (they're little cheese crackers).

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