I can't tell if it's a joke or not, but I seriously hope you cooked the kidney beans and lentils (or were cooked from a can). How do you even swallow this? I can barely consume apple sauce or a smoothie without my gag reflex popping off. This?!?!? A whole other universe. Just being in its presence would have my throat turning inside out. Lowkey made something like this when I was younger when trying to make the world's most dense and super food rich smoothie. It did not come out well at all, haha. Whack.