Anyway it’s broccoli, spinach, cauliflower, garlic, onion, kidney beans, chickpeas, chillis, turmeric, and a bunch of other random stuff I just threw in.
I can't tell if it's a joke or not, but I seriously hope you cooked the kidney beans and lentils (or were cooked from a can). How do you even swallow this? I can barely consume apple sauce or a smoothie without my gag reflex popping off. This?!?!? A whole other universe. Just being in its presence would have my throat turning inside out. Lowkey made something like this when I was younger when trying to make the world's most dense and super food rich smoothie. It did not come out well at all, haha. Whack.
Did you like...blend it? Why would you blend it? That combo could have been fine in a brothy base with the veggies sauteed first, then the seasonings stirred in, then the broth/water and beans added to simmer all together.
Why in good heavens, on earth, in the name of all that is holy, did you think those ingredients are what goes in a soup, in this quantity, in this fashion?
Episode is "brian wallows and peter swallows" iirc
Peter had grown a beard and a rare red rumped swallow nested in it. Brian was forced to care for an old landy who wanted to sing classics but got typecast for commercial jingles in her prime, became a bitter recluse, then got hit by a bus when brian talked her into going outside.
VisionAri_VA@reddit
Why does your soup look like pesto?
Goblin_Deez_@reddit (OP)
Ah yeah it does.
Anyway it’s broccoli, spinach, cauliflower, garlic, onion, kidney beans, chickpeas, chillis, turmeric, and a bunch of other random stuff I just threw in.
It’s kinda got a gritty and crunchy texture.
Imaginary-Pen-5518@reddit
Does it have flavor?if so add chicken broth and use a hand blender
ConferenceMuch5154@reddit
I can't tell if it's a joke or not, but I seriously hope you cooked the kidney beans and lentils (or were cooked from a can). How do you even swallow this? I can barely consume apple sauce or a smoothie without my gag reflex popping off. This?!?!? A whole other universe. Just being in its presence would have my throat turning inside out. Lowkey made something like this when I was younger when trying to make the world's most dense and super food rich smoothie. It did not come out well at all, haha. Whack.
jingle_hore@reddit
Broth? Soup requires broth or liquid. You made a vegetable puree.
JukeBex_Hero@reddit
Did you like...blend it? Why would you blend it? That combo could have been fine in a brothy base with the veggies sauteed first, then the seasonings stirred in, then the broth/water and beans added to simmer all together.
Goblin_Deez_@reddit (OP)
I blend it so I can chug it quickly in one go
allbeardnoface@reddit
r/madlads
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Gumnutbaby@reddit
Crunchy? Did you not simmer it long enough?
Omega_Division@reddit
Did you use vegetable broth to loosen it up, and why breakdown the veggies? They were probably fine whole and cooked themselves through.
beejers30@reddit
You know you need to add liquid at some point, right?
TheShredder9@reddit
Why in good heavens, on earth, in the name of all that is holy, did you think those ingredients are what goes in a soup, in this quantity, in this fashion?
Mascbro26@reddit
Mmmmmm gritty random stuff soup 😋
Frigate_Orpheon@reddit
Maybe it could work as a dip?
SudhaTheHill@reddit
Soup? This looks like poop.
Blurstingwithemotion@reddit
Soop
One_Difficulty_7524@reddit
😄😅😭🥹
seamusmd@reddit
bars
Vattify@reddit
It's giving "you think you the shit, bitch? You aint even the fart"
(but it actually is the shit)
Sproose_Moose@reddit
Rage all over from his head down to his shoes
wonkotsane42@reddit
🤌🏼
regulaslight@reddit
Low hydration soup
Fabulous-Ad9323@reddit
More like a dip
JamAndJelly35@reddit
Add water and blend, then you'll have soup
AlizarineRed@reddit
no, you didn't
LowStyle7684@reddit
It was an attempt but a damn bad one
Alex_Ariranha@reddit
Might be a sauce!
SamboTheGr8@reddit
Might have come straight from the bottom of the lawnmower! Who knows?
justagoblinkid@reddit
Dubai soup
Fancy-Appointment755@reddit
This is not soup
OkiDokiPanic@reddit
Pesto isn't soup.
AlwaysNinjaBusiness@reddit
Looks like you made a half decent pesto imo
porkduck@reddit
You need to add a bit more liquid (broth water milk or cream) and blend some more
Gumnutbaby@reddit
No you made puréed slop. Soup is thinner than this.
Altruistic-Gift-4287@reddit
Where is it?
Revenga8@reddit
If you say so
0bxyz@reddit
Then ate it and expelled it
Blurstingwithemotion@reddit
Will a spoon stand up in it?
KittiesRule1968@reddit
Black lentil?
AcademicShoe9128@reddit
That’s goop
Alkalinus@reddit
Soup?
hahagato@reddit
It’s… glorp
wonkotsane42@reddit
r/therewasanattempt
uncleleo101@reddit
You did not.
tntslater@reddit
Prove it
Omega_Division@reddit
No. You made dip.
poweredbynikeair@reddit
After you made this guac? You’re a beast
ebock319@reddit
Then shat it out and took a picture?
redclawotter@reddit
You made guacamole
brown_nomadic@reddit
Guacamole or chile verde?
sadwebs@reddit
Bit thick innit
odiephonehome@reddit
And then…ate it…and…rushed to the restroom, then snapped a pic…?
loloandi@reddit
Are you sure?
deetsieboy@reddit
You gonna post a pic of it or what?
catskann64@reddit
No you don’t.
aperfectcurcle@reddit
You made something, but definitely not soup
BlondeJess19@reddit
What prison you work at?
Goblin_Deez_@reddit (OP)
Funnily enough I didn’t up until I made this monstrosity
The__Jiff@reddit
Oh you're that Nazi sympathiser, recognised you immediately. Of course you do other shit in bad taste too.
Dein1211@reddit
You certainly made...something...
overactivemango@reddit
This is the wrong texture
thekatatopeth@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
Vanillapepper_@reddit
If you throw this at the wall it will stick. Very al dente ‘soup’
kdmartens@reddit
This cannot be classified as soup. It looks like a paste.
Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit
Goup.
Fuyukage@reddit
Incorrect
ChogaMish@reddit
...just add water.
T1mm3t1903@reddit
Snert
elonmusktheturd22@reddit
What is this spit soup?
What is this snot soup?
What is this diarrhea soup?
-old lady on family guy
Goblin_Deez_@reddit (OP)
I fight that scene, gonna go rewatch it now
elonmusktheturd22@reddit
Episode is "brian wallows and peter swallows" iirc
Peter had grown a beard and a rare red rumped swallow nested in it. Brian was forced to care for an old landy who wanted to sing classics but got typecast for commercial jingles in her prime, became a bitter recluse, then got hit by a bus when brian talked her into going outside.
I haven't seen it in years myself.
seamusmd@reddit
pretty sure that episode won an emmy award for the song, and was co-directed by the voice of Dr Doofenshmirtz on Phineas and Ferv
UsualCircle@reddit
You're supposed to take the picture BEFORE digestion
KeyHumor34@reddit
Alright, well when I converse with my ancestors and we redefine the entire definition of soup you're in the running for sure.
nowayyeahhahaokay@reddit
Get fucked
Goblin_Deez_@reddit (OP)
Well that’s rude. I pray to god that I cook for you some day.
nowayyeahhahaokay@reddit
I meant it lovingly im sorry
Goblin_Deez_@reddit (OP)
Oh you sweet charmer, I could never stay mad at you UwU
nowayyeahhahaokay@reddit
Tybb
Smevis@reddit
You made spread. Get that on some sourdough.
wowwroms@reddit
r/vomitfromamouth
UGMadness@reddit
I believe you need water to make soup.
Ok_Researcher_9796@reddit
No, you made green baby poop.
botchman@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
CreativeAdeptness477@reddit
No, you made sludge
Griffithead@reddit
Maybe stir in some chicken stock to loosen that up a bit.
Draculeesa@reddit
Are you sure that’s not guac ?
RenzuZG@reddit
More like goop
fffan9391@reddit
Someone’s baby made something.
SocialMediaTheVirus@reddit
You made goop
Altruistic-Whole9767@reddit
Please NO
Tommy_Riordan@reddit
You made guacamole.
JankBrew@reddit
Classic spit pea soup
Goblin_Deez_@reddit (OP)
Spit pee poop