Cookies I made with my girlfriend before baking
Posted by LucienLachans@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 63 comments
Posted by LucienLachans@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 63 comments
top_of_the_scrote@reddit
It's like a seedpod from that tree
Tomavogic@reddit
Let's hope the bowl you mixed them in wasn't the toilet
schmoke-n-apancake@reddit
Whenever a boy comes over, you should always something baking…
Fancy-Appointment755@reddit
Draculeesa@reddit
Chocolate biscotti’s
Fried_puri@reddit
Yeah that’s all these are. My mom and I use Pillsbury cake mix, same deal.
Frigate_Orpheon@reddit
Never underestimate the power of biscotti as a baked good as a gift. I usually make a cranberry version for Christmas.
Anyway, poop 💩
MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit
I appreciate you tying it all together and bringing us back to what we're here for 😂
adamsmithapples@reddit
Before baking or did you actually eat the cookies and showed us the results 24 hours later?
unhappy-rat@reddit
Wow poop
Ok-Membership-2548@reddit
))<>((
Forever
Ronin_1999@reddit
It would appear you and I have radically different definitions of what a cookie is 🤔
couchtimes@reddit
Did you make them with your ass?
OneManNati0n@reddit
No thats for making love, not cookies. 🙄
KlutzyRequirement251@reddit
You can make love cookies there too.
OneManNati0n@reddit
immakill_ufamT_T@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
TocSir@reddit
r/beatmetoit
chimpboy1000@reddit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
mybootystank@reddit
r/beatmetodeath
clawingforfreedom@reddit
r/beatmymeattoit
robson__girl@reddit
took the subreddit name a little too literally
Dendrodes@reddit
Besides the obvious stink log look, how did they taste?
LucienLachans@reddit (OP)
We’re placing them in the fridge overnight and baking tomorrow (my girlfriend’s recipe, I know nothing about baking)
Will report back
Dendrodes@reddit
Godspeed my friend.
Dendrodes@reddit
God speed
drrj@reddit
I made a chocolate chip recipe once that did that (refrigerate overnight).
Best cookies I ever made, but sadly the effort to enjoyment ratio is too high for it to be a regular occurrence.
Pristine_Aardvark680@reddit
They used an entire bag of chocolate chips for like 5 cookies. So probably Very sweet .
guacamoleactof1917@reddit
A long time ago I was at a barbecue and we ran out of hamburger buns, only hot dog buns were left. So we took the hamburger meat and rolled it up to look like hot dogs and threw them on the grill. Don't do that. It looks less than appetizing, even worse than this picture if you can believe it.
Gin1639@reddit
I've done that, but it's way more appetizing if you wrap some bacon over it
kjnew85@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
Bauerman51@reddit
Are the cookies in the room with us now?
Kev42o4o8@reddit
What they look like after?
hepheastus196@reddit
Okay but how'd they look before you ate them?
WanderlustInPangaea@reddit
The_Cozy_Burrito@reddit
Poopy
KeyHumor34@reddit
Mr Long
Berbers1@reddit
Those look like the fake cat poop for a kitty litter cake.
PutridWar4713@reddit
So, how did they taste? You gotta tell us, we want to know. We may want the recipe. 😁
sammy-taylor@reddit
I feel like we really need to see an “after”
thankfulhamster@reddit
Are we supposed to rate your stool now?
wowwroms@reddit
“Peperami: It’s a bit of an animal.”
thankfulhamster@reddit
Did you use your hands or what?
ReasonableDuty7652@reddit
These look delicious!
TryToFixMe1@reddit
can you take a picture of the cookies and not your poop
PurplePenguinPoops@reddit
Mr. Hankey?!?!
Any_Cucumber2866@reddit
you mean
Dookie?
rasalgeth@reddit
The log.
bitchesrus25@reddit
Sex cookies?
catskann64@reddit
Dookies you made with your butt.
nflfan1489@reddit
omg wait these actually look kinda adorable?? i love how you made all the different expressions, especially that little mad face at the bottom.
Ricaaado@reddit
But were they good?
Aggravating-Help445@reddit
Dookie cookies
jerrythecactus@reddit
Those arent cookies those are dookies
limberpine@reddit
Yum
Shadowchaos@reddit
r/Poopfromabutt
weeone878@reddit
This_Price_1783@reddit
Dookies™
heretobesarcastic@reddit
One shitty cookie
Who_U_Thought@reddit
Taking a shit on the kitchen counter is not baking.
SnooWoofers496@reddit
What’s wrong honey? You said you wanted a sweet treat and you’ve barely touched your dewdew stick.
wavdaily@reddit
ElegantCoach4066@reddit
Doo Doo Sticks