My special lady friend got me a toe.
Posted by Ricecar_Driver@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 37 comments
A pretty far out birthday present, man!
Posted by Ricecar_Driver@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 37 comments
A pretty far out birthday present, man!
Ornery-Scholar9973@reddit
Take her out for some lingonberry pancakes
LLKroniq@reddit
Yes. She needs them. She thought she was going to get a million dollars.
Remote_Astronaut1567@reddit
Nicely detailed Mazda. What brand is it?
Ricecar_Driver@reddit (OP)
Thanks, man! It’s a BMC model, I scooped it on eBay.
Remote_Astronaut1567@reddit
That’s fucking interesting, man. That’s fucking interesting. Thanks!
infinite-valise@reddit
So is she your special lady or is she your fuckin lady friend?
assistant_redditor@reddit
Forget about the fucking toe
Dick-in-a-fan@reddit
I will not abide another toe.
Dick-in-a-fan@reddit
That’s a really special lady friend, IP.
D-Train0000@reddit
Did you stay and finish your coffee?
Soulless--Plague@reddit
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!
Ryforge20@reddit
Did she get it to you by 3:00?
dcamnc4143@reddit
Yeah, she drove the 787b.
peterotoolesliver@reddit
…with nail polish
michaltee@reddit
The nail polish, man!!
Salt-Penalty2502@reddit
These people are nihilists there's nothing to be afraid of
torch9t9@reddit
Far out, far fucking out!
al2o3cr@reddit
No funny stuff!
Fandangus_p@reddit
Came here to say this
GrimeyJosh@reddit
I am speshulist
xeno_dorph@reddit
The whites.
No_Employer9618@reddit
Does the female form make you uncomfortable?
Yardsale420@reddit
Is that what that is?
Calicocutjeans@reddit
That wasn’t her toe, Dude.
Keevan@reddit
Are you helping her conceive?
outofindustry@reddit
fuckin amateurs
Level_Wrangler_1309@reddit
Calmer than you are
Level_Wrangler_1309@reddit
You want a toe….
BrewItYourself@reddit
That wasn’t her toe, Dude.
W4ingro1995@reddit
Brandt.. Give him the envelope.
Prudent-Funny-4723@reddit
I want one… I’m gonna go find a cash machine.
MikeW226@reddit
Nooooo funny stuffffff!
kawiz03@reddit
You're not blowing!
mxpx77@reddit
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!
Asleep-Dragonfly-975@reddit
Wonderful woman. We're very fond of her. Very free spirited.
Lucid-Mindfog@reddit
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
peterotoolesliver@reddit
“Sir, this is a family restaurant”