How would you even describe this?
Posted by MilesLongthe3rd@reddit | shittytechnicals | View on Reddit | 199 comments
Posted by MilesLongthe3rd@reddit | shittytechnicals | View on Reddit | 199 comments
Cloogulite@reddit
spitfire-haga@reddit
It's the classic walking hut from Russian fairy tales.
FrostBricks@reddit
Baba Yaga's Hut?
Scrolling past, first seeing the thumbnail, I thought "Is that one really overgrown haunted house?".
It wasn't till after that I saw the sub it's on. So maybe it is a deliberate aesthetic for camouflage purposes?
Arael15th@reddit
It's probably for defending against drones
grundlemon@reddit
Barbed wire yaga
Miserable_Cloud_1532@reddit
I gagged 🤣
hallowe567@reddit
wait is that what atomic hart is refresing to whit the lady in the walking house
MilesLongthe3rd@reddit (OP)
That would have chicken legs.
mnbone23@reddit
Now I want to go listen to Pictures at an Exhibition again.
Dilectus3010@reddit
Baba Yaga
SkilletTrooper@reddit
No, this is Baba Yugo
Ponklemoose@reddit
Its so redneck I'm gonna got with: Bubu Yugo.
MooreHeadNikki@reddit
Bubba Yugo
Ponklemoose@reddit
Thanks, wording is hard.
Gnoobl@reddit
It probably does based on the speed it can do.
kazuma001@reddit
Tetanus…
Lots and lots of tetanus.
Baud_Olofsson@reddit
Y'all know tetanus doesn't come from rust, right?
Business-Dentist6431@reddit
The bacteria thrive in a rust environment.
Baud_Olofsson@reddit
No they don't.
They thrive in feces. They're OK in soil and can live anywhere there isn't oxygen (such as when they're shoved inside your body), even if it's not their preferred environment. Any other environment that isn't, like, bleach or the inside of an irradiator, they can survive by forming endospores.
By definition, a "rust environment" has oxygen.
Business-Dentist6431@reddit
kazuma001@reddit
Yeah.
But with all that razor wire and rebar, I feel like I got lacerations just looking at the photo.
EmperorCokeLord@reddit
Geneva Convention is about to becomr Geneva Suggestion
sabasNL@reddit
Geneva infections
Business-Dentist6431@reddit
A target 🎯
Grak47@reddit
Does this stuff actually work against drones?
Inevitable-Regret411@reddit
It can be effective. The shaped charges typically used against tanks work best if they detonate against the hull, so if a drone gets tangling the wire, or detonates against the scrap metal armour that's a few feet above the actual hull, the charge will be less effective. However it comes with the obvious drawbacks of being easier to see, slower, and harder to escape from.
AOC_Gynecologist@reddit
look into shaped charges, it's how most drone tank kills happen. The more distance you put between your "proper" armor and the shaped charge, the better, which is why both sides care less about the "proper armor" thickness and more about "how can we make the shaped charge go off a tiny bit further away"
Severebeast71@reddit
Yes. During recent armored assaults which seem to be making a return after a lull for a few months, some footage has emerged of such vehicles taking lots of FPV drone hits. I believe in one case about a month ago, one took almost 120 hits before returning. In a video this week, I think from shakhove direction, one took 15 FPV hits.
Militarist_Reborn@reddit
Since both sides adopt such things it seems like it.
SkullyDogTV@reddit
Maddest Max
Generally_Specified@reddit
Don't hate it until you've tried it.
brassbricks@reddit
"IT KILLS THROUGH TETANUS"
Shaun_Jones@reddit
I just noticed something: it has smoke grenades. Do those things even have their muzzles clear?
hifumiyo1@reddit
Mad max mobik
SNappy_snot15@reddit
last mobik took 60 drones. famous video but oh well
fatman907@reddit
Caught
battlecryarms@reddit
I’d describe it as aesthetically scary and tactically useless. I hope I’m not wrong
SeaworthinessEasy122@reddit
Welp, I reckon the chicken legs of this here bubba yagga hut are inside …
Wernerhatcher@reddit
a Civil War ironclad ram with 4 wheels and a shitload of barbed wire
BigMacRedneck@reddit
Realtor selling it says it is "cozy"
k41np3p3@reddit
Porcupine pro max
YetiBomber101@reddit
Decepticon
Blue-is-bad@reddit
"as long as I'm welding something to something else they won't send me to the frontlines"
spitfire-haga@reddit
"Private conscriptovich, we've run out of things to weld other things on. Off to the trenches you go!"
halipatsui@reddit
How to say you watch Perun without saying you watch Perun
spitfire-haga@reddit
I honestly have no idea who Perun is, except for the Slavic god of thunder and I assume you didn't mean that one.
Pyrhan@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/@PerunAU
Enjoy the in-depth analyses!
halipatsui@reddit
Perun is defense economicsguy who has pumped out a hour long powerpoint almost every week since the war started
SteveisNoob@reddit
Alright sir, we figured that adding steel framing to trenches improve resistance against small to medium bombs and shells, so your expertise with welding will come quite handy. It's not exactly a frontline job, but the forecast still shows a considerable amount of shell and bullet fall, so please come prepared.
ppmi2@reddit
For a trench is better to just dig deeper.
SteveisNoob@reddit
It's an order from top command, we're installing steel framing.
51ngular1ty@reddit
What youre going to need to get into that house is a 30 minute long rolling artillery barrage, followed up by machine gun cover fire and a massed assault by men with wire cutters.
ThankuConan@reddit
It's pigeon proof.
AssassinateThePig@reddit
I can’t tell if I should upvote or downvote because it could also just be a thunderbirds nest
DirtyDoucher1991@reddit
We have a hole on our farm where we threw old barbed wire for decades because the scrap yard wouldn’t take it, this looks like that hole got struck by lightning and came to life
-PringlesMan-@reddit
I once fell off a tree and into some sort of thorny bush (it was a long time ago), I couldn't imagine falling into the WirePit
h_adl_ss@reddit
I hope they have at least a fence or something around the WirePit™, it sounds like a slow and agonizing death otherwise.
AssassinateThePig@reddit
Nah bro. It’s called a sinkhole. You throw all your yard waste in it and plant a bunch of fast growing trees around the perimeter so you don’t accidentally drive a bobcat into while clearing brush on your stripped and barren farmland that hasn’t been worked in 15 years.
Restarded69@reddit
WELCOME BACK! 21st CENTURY GULYAY-GOROD
IronWarhorses@reddit
any other angles?
Gochira01@reddit
Hey, I love that prog metal band!
StingMachine@reddit
It’s like the Jawa sand cruiser if the Jawas were from rural Alabama and fully methed / drunk.
-acm@reddit
Imagine needing to change the power pack with all that shit
WhenSharksCollide@reddit
I don't recall Russian armour having easily swappable packs prior to all this crap being welded on, but it's been awhile since I've cared to check.
tangZORG@reddit
Cat heaven
ProfessionalOctopuss@reddit
I love how it looks like it has a little top hat.
bodenfish@reddit
Imagine seeing this and trying to describe it with the knowledge of someone in 60AD in the book of revelations
7isagoodletter@reddit
I think it would actually be easier than describing a normal tank. This is a horrible metal house covered in spikes that moves around.
EJayR@reddit
Imagine even trying to describe it in today times
mayuzane@reddit
“A mess”
lockehout@reddit
Cost/benefit adaptation
Sans45321@reddit
Mad max
teriaksu@reddit
A for effort
cockosmichael@reddit
It looks like a Sow battering ram, A MEDIEVAL ENGLISH SIEGE.
Freeulster@reddit
If Reavers could make a technical.
OttoVonChadsmarck@reddit
Remember the Turtle Ships? Close enough welcome back geobukseon.
preshowerpoop@reddit
Scrapyard witches' hut.
Fuck_Me_If_Im_Wrong_@reddit
I call this The Bog
TheRealOne000@reddit
That looks like they took an old American civil war warship decided to wrap it in barbed wire
MadMorf@reddit
Tumbleweed
HATECELL@reddit
That new "Mad Mikhail" movie looks sicks
ZwaarRidder@reddit
Post-Historic Hut gains ability to move.
notabigfanofas@reddit
Something something this is what Macbeth saw when he was told the woods were marching on him
notabigfanofas@reddit
Hedgehog
EJayR@reddit
smells like rust, meth, and tuberculosis
Independent_Wrap_321@reddit
FORT KICKASS
EJayR@reddit
tetanus hedgehog
hansuluthegrey@reddit
It looks like one of those paintings that someone with dementia would draw
haikusbot@reddit
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Very_Board@reddit
Fort Tetanus is mobile
TookTheSoup@reddit
Vitaly the Welder was high on Krokodil and pulled an all-nighter.
sneakysinkpee@reddit
Mad max
Fun-Neighborhood769@reddit
Service personels dream
Dedinside13@reddit
One drone strike from cooked
PartyLettuce@reddit
This is not a place of honor.
earthwoodandfire@reddit
I imagine this is the same problem Medieval English merchants had explaining what rhinos and elephants were back home.
danielcc07@reddit
Porkypine?
RancidBeast@reddit
Tetanus
AhegaoTankGuy@reddit
That's Buzzard territory.
AuthorUnique5542@reddit
Skaven?
Sentinalprime03@reddit
Better question, how would you enter it
sparkey504@reddit
Shrapnel generator 2.0
BlackAshTree@reddit
Might not remember correctly but the last one of these I saw took like 40 drones to destroy.
FreelancerASP@reddit
tetanus on wheels
No_Elderberry_8211@reddit
WAAAAAGH!!!
TLRPM@reddit
Warhammer 40K Orkish.
Not being facetious for once.
Trichernometry@reddit
Proppa Orky
The-Grim-Sleeper@reddit
WHY IS YOU WHISPERIN??
the_harakiwi@reddit
DIS ONE LOOKS USHAM'D ABOUT DA MISSIN' DAKKA!!!
Just-Sale-7015@reddit
Propa orky hut.
Not propa orky tank. Not enough dakka for dat.
cemanresu@reddit
Nah this is Trench Crusade
purpleduckduckgoose@reddit
Nah. Ork vehicles at least have some functionality. They might be ramshackle piles of scrap metal bolted together but they're ergonomic in their own way. This is...it looks more like a Drukhari torture device.
13curseyoukhan@reddit
Dey get funshinal when we believe dey's funshinal. Paint 'er red and WAAAAAGH!
jad103@reddit
DAT DERZ A RITE WAGH MASHEEN. ALL ITZ MISSIN IS RED!
Atholthedestroyer@reddit
ZOG DAT! WERZ DA DAKKA? AIN'T PROPPA ORKY WIF OUT HEPS O' DAKKA!
jkbawlings@reddit
Looks like if Orkz got a hold of a Jawa Sandcrawler
Pockets408@reddit
Bears a partial resemblance to the CSS Virginia
magnuman307@reddit
Mad Max's tiki hut.
lougosh@reddit
Killdozer Tank
halipatsui@reddit
Howls moving geneva convention violation
willfc@reddit
Bravo
13curseyoukhan@reddit
TAKE MY UPVOTE!
Imsophunnyithurts@reddit
Fuck I can't give awards here I think, but that was good. I chuckled.
kermitthebeast@reddit
Ha!
Imsophunnyithurts@reddit
I've played Final Fantasy VII on PS1 and now the remake on PC. This feels like one of those Shinra robots you always had to fight.
EpicWinner72@reddit
Goblin Fortress
yakkobalt0001@reddit
the results of letting Ivan see mad max!
lincoln_hawks1@reddit
Does this even have armament?
ImBeauski@reddit
They've gone and refloated the CSS Virginia by the look of it.. This calls for a USS Monitor looking tank to stop it.
lincoln_hawks1@reddit
A couple of 11 in guns would make sure it work of that
eyehalfporegrahammer@reddit
Silent Hill tank.
ravenwind2796@reddit
Desperation
Severebeast71@reddit
Not really desperation when you see videos of vehicles like this tanking dozens of FPV hits
Militarist_Reborn@reddit
Tbh every Evolution in war on the Front line is out of desperation
Sasquatch970@reddit
Gnome Gothic
JVM_@reddit
What do you do if you're inside and it catches fire
UOF_ThrowAway@reddit
You die.
Kumirkohr@reddit
That’s the logo of a death metal band
Tiny_Nefariousness33@reddit
Straight outta Trench Crusade
BeersForBreeky@reddit
The safety ship !
pman13531@reddit
The finest in modern russian engineering
Fluffinator44@reddit
Mad Max: Confederate Edition.
eu4euh69@reddit
George Miller worthy..
TotallyNotAFed-_-@reddit
Welcome back the CSS Virginia
Djinhunter@reddit
Semi-mobile road block
sadampsz@reddit
Just the second best army... The second best army in Ukraine
No-Spring5605@reddit
tf is even under that crap 😭
DarkSafe6458@reddit
witch hut
MacpedMe@reddit
Buzzards!
KennyRiggins@reddit
Methnical
ghostknyght@reddit
there ya go
TheDwarvenGuy@reddit
I think they call it a Kill Blasta
ChampionshipHot6803@reddit
Medieval siege time travelers design.
Armadillo9263@reddit
Is this what winning looks like?
purpleduckduckgoose@reddit
A rather severe case of tetanus waiting to happen?
sguzhonka@reddit
Battleshed
ace0083@reddit
WITNESS ME!!!!!
RealJohnMcnab@reddit
A new Battle Car Boss just dropped.
chrispington@reddit
Pube mobile
adammaudite@reddit
I would describe that as "bear resistant"
silentbob1301@reddit
death trap
0-san@reddit
a whole ass house
hudsoncress@reddit
“drone resistant”
HotCat5684@reddit
Pretty insane this is what war looks like in 2025.
Imagine showing someone from just 2005 this image, and saying theres Trench warfare in Europe with these Insane Mad Max vehicles trying to break through lines on either side, oh And theres little flying robots that will randomly kill you.
I feel like we dont appreciate how crazy our current age is…
But yeah, i would call that the Cursed PizzaHut Blyatmobile. It really looks like they took an Old Style pizza hut and stuck it on a tank with spikes.
skeptical-speculator@reddit
Tetanuscal
Hakkaa_Paalle@reddit
It's an Ogre cybertank, an unmanned AI super tank from the 2060's. I saw them in 1977 tabletop game OGRE.
Hakkaa_Paalle@reddit
Kstotsenberg@reddit
Cozy roadside Cabin with discounted rates on Air BnB
jouhaan@reddit
Russian Fear
Frosty-Flatworm8101@reddit
Please make it stop
guambom@reddit
Cope-a-saurus...
Rare-Degree-9596@reddit
Orks!!!
feedjaypie@reddit
Faraday’s house
dasmikkimats@reddit
Brilliant - will either break down or run out of fuel in a heartbeat. Also, can’t really traverse anything meaningfully or otherwise be used offensively. Seems like a win win win for the crew to prolong their lives under the circumstances.
6ucksinsix@reddit
Mad Max: Fury Road
Teknicsrx7@reddit
A hazard
DaddyJ90@reddit
Do we have more photos? Is this the front or back??
Argent_Trapezoid@reddit
I'm guessing those cylinders on chains are to set off mines so I think this view is the front
Commissar_British@reddit
Baba Yaga on wheels
sentinelthesalty@reddit
Fuck me I've seen better mens bathrooms than this.
Boots-n-Rats@reddit
Shrapnel
CanadianDragonGuy@reddit
Buzzard-coded (the fckers from the new Mad Max movies)
Condor2015@reddit
Imagine seeing a picture of this 3 years ago. The cages really have evolved as the conflict has progressed.
FantasticGoat1738@reddit
The "Calling Russian orcs is Russophobic" counter argument.
gizmosticles@reddit
I’d call it the Cope Mobile
BogNakamura@reddit
Mad max
Trichernometry@reddit
Like the Buzzards from Mad Max: Fury Road.
Any-Friendship-9294@reddit
Modern Warfare
DTKCEKDRK@reddit
Junkyard
DrDestro229@reddit
a fucking SCP that got loose
Daring_Scout1917@reddit
WITNESS ME!!!
Silverman23@reddit
Wirebrush for containerships
NuclearWasteland@reddit
Da Vinci Tank
Altruistic_Major_553@reddit
Scrap
nutterobuttero@reddit
Nightmare fuel inside and out
Imaginary_Sherbet@reddit
Prickly
oldnr1@reddit
Russian flash frier.
banevader102938@reddit
Dreadplenty
Gribbnar@reddit
The Urban Ironclad