Good Morning
Posted by h0rchatapapi@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 381 comments
Frozen berry juice defrosted into my egg whites, now my breakfast looks like bio sample 😭
Posted by h0rchatapapi@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 381 comments
Frozen berry juice defrosted into my egg whites, now my breakfast looks like bio sample 😭
Kikuori@reddit
Love how it’s just stuff
Caucasian_Thunder@reddit
What's wrong babe?
You've hardly touched your shredded moldy couch stuffing
MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit
If I told you once I told you a thousand times, the flame retardant stuffing is too high in cholesterol!
Jbrown183@reddit
Cmon honey, you need your pthalates…eat half and I’ll give the rest to the kids.
Infamous_Grass6333@reddit
You mean the dog? Who tf knowingly gives this to their kids. Someone need to call CPS.
Jbrown183@reddit
I can’t tell if you’re serious or not…
Infamous_Grass6333@reddit
Naw I'm being facetious lol.
Jbrown183@reddit
: )
Infamous_Grass6333@reddit
Haha.
MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit
I already bought you a pthalates machine last Christmas and you just use it to hang the laundry on
A_Nonny_Muse@reddit
This hits too close to home for me. I was a kid in the middle of the Michigan PBB disaster.
Armagedon43@reddit
dang just read about that. Never heard of it (before my time) but WTF!?
A_Nonny_Muse@reddit
The wiki is extremely "censored". The truth is - the state tried to hide it as long as they could.
A farmer shipped meat and milk samples out of state to independent labs because he knew the state was bullshitting everyone. He then told the state officials of this. The state immediately sent state troopers to both USPS and UPS facilities (both shared facilities at the time) to intercept the packages. Think about how illegal that sounds.
But the farmer was crafty. He told officials he sent it via UPS, when he had actually sent them via Federal Express. So he had them raiding the wrong facilities. They failed to find the packages.
The next day, state officials rounded up all the reporters, lined themselves up, and announced they had "cracked the case", took all credit for exposing the PBB poisoning, when in fact, they were the ones trying to hide it from the public.
Funny how certain internet stories about some governments actions often differ from eyewitness accounts.
talatta@reddit
But it's high in fiber also
gotcanoe@reddit
I was thinking carpet underlayment.
Nutmegenthusiast@reddit
This
ManChiefK@reddit
I saw moldy lucky charms
kryonik@reddit
I thought it was moldy raw shrimp.
PhilliLuv@reddit
I thought it was something with dead baby mice in it
Fluffy_Muffins_415@reddit
Like Reptilinks?
throwaway098764567@reddit
this one, it looked like tiny bits of mice that had been chopped roughly with some moldy cheese
Dibbix@reddit
Feces?
Mysterious-Carry6233@reddit
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Cpt_Morningwood@reddit
I have tears in my eyes laughing so much to this comment 😂😂🤣 that is not what they call a healthy relationship.
MayorEmanuel@reddit
To me it looks like he dumped his dryers lint trap into a bowl.
prpldrank@reddit
Aww look the cat ate mine and then threw it back up again, right back into my bowl for me!
Pittbullsaregreat@reddit
Thought it was weed, fruitypepple strain, a bit hardcore breakfasts though, but hey its only friday once a week, LETS GO!!!!
Zerly@reddit
I was going to say moldy dryer lint
highcommander010@reddit
lmaoo
greyskulls18@reddit
Wheezing because that's exactly what I thought this was. 💀
Zunderfeuer_88@reddit
This looks like it belongs in the first murder scene of the movie S7ven
Deep-Lion5194@reddit
I thought mold, too but couch stuffing is 💯💯💯
NeitherOne2764@reddit
wtf is that 🤢🤮
KemetMusen@reddit
Why
Timely-Profile1865@reddit
Not bad but not enough asbestos fibers
Tough_Ad6387@reddit
Looks like some of the things in the back of my fridge
Powerful_Concern8671@reddit
They said I needed more fibre in my diet… not this kind.
Latchkey_Hooker@reddit
Okay... now that I've understood what I'm looking at... I still don't understand. Frozen berries... defrosted into egg whites....
So, like... you're not even making scrambled eggs. You're somehow making scrambled egg whites. And then you're putting frozen berries on top of it so that they defrost on the heat of the scrambled egg whites?
For what reason? How many egg yolks did you waste to make that amount of scrambled egg whites? And if you're going to mix it all together... then like... yeah. What else did you expect? Berries are notorious for color... and you're mixing it with egg WHITES.
I'm not angry... I'm just entirely fucking confused.
RandoBando135@reddit
Why you eating shredded rats?
ClevetUserName@reddit
That reminds me - I need to empty my dryer's lint trap.
P-Taters@reddit
I'll be honest; I'm 3/4 wasted. I cannot, for the life of me, fathom what the actual fuck I am looking at here.
SoggyCapybara@reddit
Honestly recognized berry eggs almost immediately 🥲 my son eats a similar thing g often 🤣
Lemak0@reddit
Enjoy your freshly hatched birds
ViviSinnerAndInk@reddit
I would have to be starving before I put that in my mouth.
But did it at least taste good??
h0rchatapapi@reddit (OP)
The trick is to not look at it! With some sriracha, it amazing
Legitimate_Candy_944@reddit
I'm sorry sriracha on berries?
GoatCovfefe@reddit
You weren't lost by the eggs and berries part? It's the Sriracha that did it for you?
vyrus2021@reddit
I could possibly be convinced egg with berries is good. Custard is a thing after all. But when you throw hot sauce on top, I have no idea what's going on anymore.
throwaway098764567@reddit
i use hot sauce to get rid of the taste of egg (can't stand it). when i make hot sauce i include blueberries and mango. in the end though this looks too disgusting to eat, so even if i can understand it i don't want to
ferretatthecontrols@reddit
I mean, tajin and fruit is fantastic so I can see sriracha being delicious.
It's the texture that I bet really ruins this.
GoatCovfefe@reddit
I can understand the sweet and spicy thing, but then add eggs.
GoatCovfefe@reddit
I understand your logic, but eggs do not taste like custard.
Legitimate_Candy_944@reddit
This is the second bot brain comment saying the exact same thing. The whole thing is an outrage OBVIOUSLY.
Accomplished-Hall425@reddit
Berries on eggs?
HunterS1@reddit
And eggs!
Mstboy@reddit
I just had Apple Sriracha wings and they were great
Legitimate_Candy_944@reddit
I'm listening
Unit_79@reddit
Keeps getting wilder.
QueezyF@reddit
Well, at least I can say that they’re very creative.
Coders32@reddit
Look at the picture again and tell me you wouldn’t add sriracha if you had nothing else to eat
Maybe it’s the moldy look fucking up my idea of normal, but I don’t think sriracha and berries sounds bad
Legitimate_Candy_944@reddit
That's disgusting
My_Favourite_Pen@reddit
oh now its too weird?
xSPACEWEEDx@reddit
I did something like this once for like 25 people. Cooked a bunch of eggs in an aluminum soup pot, turned them green.
Snoopy_Belle@reddit
I hope you offered your guests ham as well.
xSPACEWEEDx@reddit
It was SPAM lol so yeah they got ham. We had cases of that stuff, it was a remote-ish archeology camp on an excavation i did.
Ilumie_Nate@reddit
Sorry if this is rude, but are you high or pregnant? Only way I could explain anyone craving this...
ActorMonkey@reddit
Is it scrambled eggs that includes purple cabbage?
Spirited-Ability-626@reddit
Says in the description it’s berries.
ActorMonkey@reddit
I can’t read or write.
sniperhippo@reddit
“But you wrote a reply”
“I only know how to write those two sentences and this one explaining it”
ActorMonkey@reddit
Yeah basically. I’ve just memorized like 15 or 20 thousand words and I honestly just use those same ones over and over again. No idea what I’m really doing.
arequipapi@reddit
Mi kundolnsez
ActorMonkey@reddit
Thanks, brosis.
Reasonable-Affect139@reddit
I assume you're eating this for health purposes, and Sriracha has a bunch of sugar in it
laughing_space_whale@reddit
As my partner put it “I think cum would taste better than siracha on it” 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Wonderful-Traffic197@reddit
Are you ok OP?
Zitro3@reddit
Are you maybe pregnant?
curlyquinn02@reddit
What types of mold are safe to eat?
Zestyclose_Wave_9061@reddit
Proof_Journalist321@reddit
Looks like hamster bedding
GuineaPeegz12@reddit
I love a bowl of dryer lint in the morning
National_Horror6640@reddit
Is that a bowl of corn smut?
nv1313@reddit
I thought this was clumped rat fetuses 😭
toasterlunatic@reddit
Yo what flavor of mold is that
Ok_Click9701@reddit
Good mould'in
Unhappy-Platform4700@reddit
Yea at first I thought it was moldy but after I read the description I realized it’s worse
SoundOfAGun@reddit
Fusty placenta
elhazelenby@reddit
But penicillin is good for your immune system
sally919@reddit
It looks exactly like my lint dryer catcher after I've dried a very fluffy blanket.
Warm_Force8101@reddit
And you continued to cook that
blackmirrxr@reddit
you fucking want me to be unwell 😂
Stapityou@reddit
I need further explanation or clarification as to why you would add this berry concoction to egg whites?
h0rchatapapi@reddit (OP)
It wasn’t intentional, my go to container has compartments that don’t completely seal off
Future_Prompt1243@reddit
Thank god. My first question was WHY ARE YOU PUTTING FRUIT IN EGGS?!
Strange-Bee5626@reddit
I don't like eggs at all, so I was puzzling over whether or not it was normal for people to put fruit in them. This seems to answer my question.
Spiritual_Cell_9719@reddit
Still not understanding how one accidentally marries berry juice and egg whites…
NeriTina@reddit
Liathan@reddit
No
FIGHTorRIDEANYMAN@reddit
Why would you do that
SilverB33@reddit
ngl I though you were about to dig into some gravel.
Lopsided_Error_4706@reddit
These are eggs?!
Dein1211@reddit
It looks like dryer lint that got wet and then dried again.
SpinItUpLockItUp@reddit
bad morning
RareAndSaucy@reddit
Rat poison and old fiber glass anyone?
Iamwomper@reddit
Fucking hideous.
11/10
THE-RADISH-MAN@reddit
Blended rats
awatt25@reddit
Lint trap breakfast casserole. Nice !
Acceptablepops@reddit
Meal for worms
insana_4@reddit
Op Im kindly asking you… can you just check if you recently had any medicine for threadworms?
Powerful_Tale_1319@reddit
Naw Naw, close ur eyes, Don't Look!!!
Jesterchunk@reddit
that looks like something you'd have to fight off in a horror game.
PleasantEbb1736@reddit
Forbidden cottage cheese
sakurakilaura@reddit
Resident evil meal🥀
flowerzsophiaa@reddit
would you like some moldy slop with a side of bird food?❤️
Etska0@reddit
This would go crazy on r/kitchencels
Alewort@reddit
My favorite, Moldberry Squish!
faatbuddha@reddit
Even though I could eventually discern what it actually is, I'm still disgusted by the concept of berries with egg whites. This is causing me despair. Have an upvote.
Spiritual_Cell_9719@reddit
Last line reminded me of those demon people from that episode Rick and Morty who were using Jerry for entertainment.
KJack-Amigurumi@reddit
Lmfao you’re so right! I’m watching r&m right now and coincidentally this one will play two ep from now on
BoundlessNBrazen@reddit
That’s so far from a coincidence it’s actually crazy
SomeoneGMForMe@reddit
Don't forget the Sriracha. OP confirmed elsewhere they eat it with Sriracha.
faatbuddha@reddit
That definitely does sound like an improvement. Maybe there are like 5 other ingredients we could add to bridge the gap. But I doubt it.
magicpie5@reddit
Go back to sleep and starve
jairngo@reddit
Nasty patty
Black_Jester_@reddit
Good night
Afraid-Plankton-5208@reddit
It looks like when my cats rip up the foam under the carpet holy shit lol
AlizarineRed@reddit
thought this was r/moldlyinteresting for a second
JemmaMimic@reddit
I'm in too many similar subs, half the time I start to write a comment then realize it's the wrong sub for that kind of comment.
creatyvechaos@reddit
At that point you just gotta commit to the bit and pretend like nothing is wrong
WallyOShay@reddit
Me every time I do that
NameIdeas@reddit
That interaction never fails to make me laugh. If I remember right, wasn't it completely ad-libbed with some random dudes at the filming location, or was it intentional?
Snailryder@reddit
Saaaame!!
MooPig48@reddit
I thought it was another kid trying to get creative because he hates the taste of shrooms, thought it was one of my shroom subs
MulliganPlsThx@reddit
Same
hahagato@reddit
Had to triple check I wasn’t haha
wavdaily@reddit
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit
Oh my God🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
efilsiyhposolihp@reddit
I thought it was too ! I’m still not convinced that it isn’t moldy hamburger meat OP is having for breakfast.
rakondo@reddit
I thought it was a mouse that OP tore apart with his bare hands
Ghost_Turd@reddit
Well, so that's a thing.
WoollyBobo@reddit
A nice bowl of 80 year old carpet padding. Delicious! 🤤
MarzipanPlane9490@reddit
Oh nooo🫢🫣
Gold_Sky1097@reddit
Man-who-say-bye@reddit
No I’ll starve before I eat that and then im still more likely to just kick the bucket then eat that
whorootbeerdatbe@reddit
You know that you can just eat the egg whites and drink the berry juice. You don’t have to combine them.
nicolascagessock@reddit
the ingredients sound like it could work... then theres the picture
Affectionate_Mail127@reddit
I’m going back to bed then
Eljefay@reddit
I’ve never been quite hungry enough to eat dryer lint
Responsible-Summer-4@reddit
Penicillin breakfast.
Bayou13@reddit
It looks like crumpled pieces of chopped up rodents.
OneEyedWonderWiesel@reddit
This was the post that got me to set my phone down, so thanks
lostintheschwatzwelt@reddit
It looks like you scraped month-old moldy leftovers into a bowl ☠️
yosoyyanni@reddit
Bro, are you eating breakfast with the lost boys?
B4B4-Y4G4@reddit
Explain yourself
VyseTheNinny@reddit
Good morning lol, not for long
fac82@reddit
Kinda looks like Huitlacoche, would be banging in a quesadilla
h0rchatapapi@reddit (OP)
Update: Sriracha makes it more edible, avoiding eye contact with each fork-ful going in…
I used a pyrex container with compartments and I grabbed the wrong lid out.. the berries were in a separate area and the juiced leaked on my egg whites scramble. Reheated are definitely not good, but sometimes food is for energy and not taste.
4 out of 10, wont make the mistake again
Glass_Ad_7246@reddit
I bravely understood the beginning, and then nauseously lost you at "reheated".
throwaway098764567@reddit
yeah reheated eggs are rubber in my experience.
EngineRhino560@reddit
wdym “good morning”?
EngineRhino560@reddit
wdym good morning?
snarfer-snarf@reddit
fock-ing-hell 😳
Sufficient-Page-875@reddit
EM05L1C3@reddit
Dude. This can’t be real.
ChaoticxSerenity@reddit
This is what you get after 5 years of not cleaning the dryer's lint filter 💀
Lordmordor666@reddit
Looks like lucky charms full of mold
alamakjan@reddit
Were you in a rush? There was no need to combine the two
JimTheGiant53@reddit
I'll take none, thanks.
Fenris304@reddit
but why for?
-Constantinos-@reddit
I thought it looked like a bunch of dead baby mice
ChilenoDepresivo@reddit
Is that a necrotic cauliflower?
Echos_light@reddit
Mold sample
MURMEC@reddit
Meet your day head on with a hearty bowl of Teeth Busters brand cereal. “Today’s gonna rock!”
snekhoe@reddit
Sometimes I do red cabbage w eggs and it kinda looks like this. But why would you use berries that sounds abhorrent
fairydommother@reddit
You know what its my fault for having eyes
_XxAphroditexX_@reddit
YOURE EATING MOLD AND THE LINT COLLECTED BY THE MACHINE DRYER FILTER 😭
antidrugboys@reddit
no words
Wiscaaaansin@reddit
I see you finally cleaned out your dryer vent
Guilty-Mammoth-4049@reddit
I'm glad there was a description to somewhat explain this anomaly.
T1GHTL0V3@reddit
last morning
Good3itch@reddit
Dryer lint - an excellent source of fibre(s)
Xx_Celfyndel_xX@reddit
That looks like it has seen many mornings actually...
OddCucumber6755@reddit
Looks like a leprechaun stool sample.
jibaro1953@reddit
Looks like a bowl of mice.
Kaylabeez@reddit
Am I the only one who saw a bowl of dead mice
Sure_Championship_36@reddit
Oh yum. Dryer lint.
obijuanquenooby@reddit
Yummy asbestos slop bowl.
Coco_Cokie_Cookie@reddit
I don’t want to see what a bad morning looks like
thenotanurse@reddit
I for sure thought this was mold and or dead mice.
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
Why would you mix berries and eggs????
mcolette76@reddit
I’m visually repulsed then I read the description and it only made it worse.
Nae2theJ@reddit
I thought it was chopped up mice.
Fine-University-8044@reddit
Oh dear, it’s only the ingredients allowing it to be called food. Just raw egg whites and juice? People aren’t supposed to eat this, man.
Funkeydote@reddit
The combination of berry juice and egg whites sounds nasty, and the image speaks for itself.
R3al_human_user@reddit
This looks like you scrambled a mouse’s nest with the babies still in it
weevil_season@reddit
Um ok you win. This is the shittiest of all shitty food porn. 😳
Sins-xx@reddit
Before reading the caption I thought “literally wtf is even that”
Content_Bar_6605@reddit
Yo, wtf?
QueezyF@reddit
This looks like rubber dog vomit left out in the sun too long.
cream_cheese18@reddit
Mmm dryer lint
SmegConnoisseur@reddit
Wrong sub bud r/moldlyinteresting
HummingbirdMotel@reddit
Moldy-O’s!
Substantial_Mud6569@reddit
The ever more difficult game of “is OP a body builder or anorexic?”
BigBoxOfGooglyEyes@reddit
I once bought a house that was a massive fixer upper that had 50+ year old wall-to-wall shag carpet. This looks like what we found under that carpet.
jster1311@reddit
That looks like mouse bits.
problematicgecko@reddit
I genuinely gagged at this picture and thought this was one of my mold groups.
HerMajestysButthole2@reddit
You should have a blueberry waffle with it....
alazystoner420@reddit
Blue waffle*
HerMajestysButthole2@reddit
Quite.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Enough_Fish739@reddit
Mmm, yeasty
Kharax82@reddit
Found the millennial
HerMajestysButthole2@reddit
Xer actually...
h0rchatapapi@reddit (OP)
Absolutely not
pettybat@reddit
r/redditsniper
Photoshopdoge@reddit
It looks like you’re eating mold! 😭
Varth919@reddit
Brother got the “oops! All mold crust” cheese pack.
jtohrs@reddit
that thing looks like a cat's litter box
Infidel_Games@reddit
What am I even looking at?
oldbagofmarbles@reddit
Looks like NASA's testing new protein sources again.
Ebonyclaws214@reddit
I was thinking it looked like moldy granola.
OneMan_OneBeard@reddit
Don’t light any candles. Dryer lint can be incredibly flammable
thetoerubber@reddit
I actually find this quite beautiful 😍
Euphoric-Ad-1930@reddit
What in the nasty patty is this?
Emerald_bamboo@reddit
The crème de la crop of shitty food porn
jabracadaniel@reddit
what a shit day to have eyes
Impossible_Humor_567@reddit
Jonkinch@reddit
That’s not a good morning…
Kai-Zz@reddit
Fuck. No. To. The. MAX.
Statertater@reddit
Abominable. Horrendous and grotesque, even. Well done.
Ismaelum@reddit
Mold Nutricional Block®
A130938@reddit
fucking why
PandaBabyBro24@reddit
It looks moldy.
BeWonderfulBeDope@reddit
That bowl of macerated moldy mice fetuses looks scrumptious.
GatoDiabetico@reddit
Assorted fungus
put_on_a_happy_face_@reddit
Why is this uncomfortably reminding me of that image that got burnt into my head..... blue waffle
zep1211@reddit
Confused_Redditor01@reddit
Nice! Breakfast in death bed. I see Its wake up and die today. Good! I dont want to go to work anyway! So fck it!
missilefire@reddit
Why would you do this
Apprehensive-Till861@reddit
No, man, the plant food is FOR the plants.
Megan3356@reddit
Looks unappealing
Lala5789880@reddit
Is it?
Tonez88@reddit
Ok so berry juice & eggs, sure, fine.. but why is it SO GREY?? 😭😭
-Dapper-Dan-@reddit
Where'd you source ingredients, Caelid?
darioblaze@reddit
Anti-food
qk1ttyy@reddit
Oh💔
Achira_boy_95@reddit
good molding
ThatNeverHappenedBro@reddit
It looks like a bowl of dryer lint
KittenThunder@reddit
Dubious food
SLDM206@reddit
“Good morning”
Is it?!?!
ContactNo9992@reddit
Moldy fiberglass
NewNecessary3037@reddit
Wow. I hate you.
Neverhityourmark@reddit
This is the kind of stuff a toddler makes with their Playdoh Chef kit
dearvalentina@reddit
Annihilation (2018)
g_r_e_y@reddit
it was
Busy-Royal7134@reddit
That looks like mold
TNH_Nightingale@reddit
I do not like it, Sam I am. I do not want Green eggs and ham.
FlowerPressed@reddit
I was so scared you were going to chow down on a Petri dish
KJack-Amigurumi@reddit
I- why
levoweal@reddit
looks like moldy cereal
nuts4sale@reddit
People gotta stop dropping cellphones into the gorilla enclosure
Waly98@reddit
Is it ?
winelover08816@reddit
You’re not supposed to eat potpourri
countrygirlmaryb@reddit
Baby mice rolled in attic insulation. Delicious
formulaic_name@reddit
Even in a best case scenario, fruit and eggs does not sound very appetizing.
SabineStrohem@reddit
I'm with you, and OP mentioned elsewhere that they put sriracha on it.....like ???? 🤢
ColdWillow7319@reddit
Yeah fr it looks so gross
formulaic_name@reddit
Yeah, that's a lot going on...
rbarr228@reddit
Looks vaguely moldy
Filbert85@reddit
You aren’t supposed to be eat dryer lint…
Ok_Host_5860@reddit
???
Warm_Solution6403@reddit
Bro there are better options for egg whites
Ronin_1999@reddit
Berry juice defrosting into eggs seems like how a villain origin story would start one terrible morning…
Schrauberer@reddit
Thought this was posted on r/eatityoufuckincoward
Far_Philosopher6963@reddit
Well, I was having a good morning.
ShinobivsNinjaDragon@reddit
And goodnight!
tuck78@reddit
I thought that was rancid meat before I read the caption
schuttup@reddit
Mmmm! I too enjoy a hearty bowl of mold in the morning!
Jaakarikyk@reddit
Mice 🐁 worked over with mortar and pestle
miramaxe@reddit
My face just made some new expressions
Lopsided_Tiger_0296@reddit
I would like to get everyone to pay attention to the MUSHROOMS in there too
Lopsided_Tiger_0296@reddit
Why did you leave out the mushrooms in your title?! Is it a sweet or salty thing?
Should_have_been_ded@reddit
A healthy bowl of aspergillus niger
traumatized_vulture@reddit
Thought this was corn smut
damnboyhethiccckk@reddit
Carpet padding lmao
Upbeat_Stretch_5724@reddit
Looks like you dumped some Huitlacoche (Corn Smut) in there. 😂
Heauxdessa@reddit
This is troubling.
PastoralPumpkins@reddit
Berry flavored egg mold?
joooshknows@reddit
Berry egg whites is a choice
Jkkramm@reddit
Breakfast supplied by the hole in the ceiling.
Life_Grab6103@reddit
So what is the goal here?? To eat fruit with egg whites just straight up or...like are we blending it into a smoothie or something??
Healthy-Confection66@reddit
Kinda looks like play-doh riiiiight before it becomes that solid purple color
SlopPatrol@reddit
I think you should chain this to the fence in the backyard
CryNo2705@reddit
🤢
ferretsRfantastic@reddit
OkControl9503@reddit
Looks dry.
Bellini_DownSouth@reddit
Times is hard for all of us 😩
Soul-1992@reddit
I thought I was having a stroke.
Puppyzpawz@reddit
dont you dare.
viciousbunbun@reddit
What in the purgatory meal
Dry-Phrase-6008@reddit
Looks like the low-poly nondescript food you see in video games
RudeBoy197@reddit
What the absolute fuck is that?
Jumpy-Trainer1695@reddit
Ah yes! My favorite!
Dryer lint.
Razzamafoo@reddit
Why the hell would anyone mix fruit with egg? That's disgusting
Maximum-Bake-6092@reddit
Tf you mean good morning? Don't drop ts and say good morning. Side note good morning to you too.
Marco_Heimdall@reddit
At first glance, I thought that we would have to put the Lucky Charms marshmallows under witness protection.
How did it taste, because I imagine it coming off like low carb pie.
rickyjoe7878@reddit
No thank you… I’m full… 🤦♂️😂
Classic-Pineapple657@reddit
Looks like something straight out of a lab fridge.
Art3mis77@reddit
So uh…what is this?
Powerful-Chemist888@reddit
Insulation in the morning! Great way to start the day
lilixxumm@reddit
Farewell
SaltSpiritual515@reddit
FitMarsupial8611@reddit
Now what the fuck is that.
Itchy-Swimmer-2544@reddit
Why are frozen berries anywhere near the egg whites in the first place? And why wouldn't that be a deal breaker for you?
h0rchatapapi@reddit (OP)
The pyrex dish has compartments, and it doesn’t seal clearly. 🤷🏽♂️
Itchy-Swimmer-2544@reddit
The idea of berry flavored egg white sends violent shivers through all of my bones-
king-of-new_york@reddit
I too love a big bowl of laundry lint for breakfast.
TocSir@reddit
This is like 6 year old me playing with playdoh and thought it was a good idea to eat because of the commercials
TwoforFlinching613@reddit
It was super neat to see this while eating lunch
Well done, OP
KicksandGrins33@reddit
Dryer lint for breakfast AGAIN????
Rude-Manufacturer635@reddit
I just ate a nice satisfying catered lunch at work not too long ago. I nearly had it come back up looking at this.
InsanePancake3@reddit
You got some eggs in your mold
Koleksiyoncu_999999@reddit
Last of us patient zero
soooMiNdLeSs420@reddit
I saw dead mice for a couple milliseconds
Fitz_D_DiSCriPsion86@reddit
Is that all the melted marshmallows from the Lucky Charms box?? 😭
regeya@reddit
I can't decide if it looks more like a bowl of mold, or a bowl of some really fire weed
packofwinnyblues@reddit
Good lord*
teotl87@reddit
looks like a prop from The Last of Us
GothicaSweetHart@reddit
looks like the padding thats underneath carpet
pineappleyard@reddit
This looks like my rabbits cage bedding when needs cleaning
Oh_Lawd_He_commin420@reddit
EffectiveHead6961@reddit
that is mold
Sea_Structure_8692@reddit
That’s how the fungi zombie apocalypse starts. Here’s patient zero.
h0rchatapapi@reddit (OP)
The Last of Us vibes! Just before Halloween too
Sea_Structure_8692@reddit
Change your name to Click
Mediocre-Exit-4935@reddit
Sweet Jeezus.
Clean_Park5859@reddit
worst part isn't even the food it's the fucking sobbing emoji :DD
TomaatoOrTomahto@reddit
Mold Mereal!
w000dsyOwl@reddit
Looks like you lost a bet
Figgy_Puddin_Taine@reddit
Jaker2902@reddit
Shroomies yea?
Weird_Vegetable_4441@reddit
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit
Almost scared to ask but what... What are we looking at, OP?
BlancsAssistant@reddit
Umm... explain please.
Illustrious-Wing-948@reddit
Hey, you’ve got some oatmeal in your mold.
daily-reporter@reddit
This is a cry for help or the result of serious brain trauma.
GregoleX2@reddit
Please don't eat this...I beg you.
h0rchatapapi@reddit (OP)
Gotta hit my macros 🫡
TehZiiM@reddit
And I thought I’m in the shroom sub and someone is about to eat a bowl full of enigma or something
senpaimitsuji@reddit
Omg is this a sample from the lint trap of a dryer?
Important_Power_2148@reddit
Reminds me of the old SNL fake Commercial. "Quarry" "Better because its mined."
Sufficient_Bobcat909@reddit
You didn’t really eat that
praisethepepperboi@reddit
Bad morning
General-Lee-High@reddit
Honestly fuck you dude
catpaw-paw@reddit
It reminds me of Huitlacoche
betharooo@reddit
Exactly what I thought this was and then was honestly disappointed it wasn't hahah
waitthissucks@reddit
I've seen some shit in this sub and I think this might be the most unappetizing meal yet
SpinMeADog@reddit
nobody asking the important question, what the fuck is going on in your kitchen where you have frozen berries and egg whites in a position that they can intermingle???
novvva_shitshow@reddit
Welcome to the family, son type breakfast
MuchBetterThankYou@reddit
I read your description but still cannot convince my eyes that this is anything other than a bowl of mold 😭
Fliz23@reddit
Why is there a bunch of dryer lint in a bowl
nedmac12@reddit
This looks like the foam padding under carpet
duh1@reddit
That’s disgusting LOL. Fantastic post for this sub 💯
Agillian_01@reddit
Fuckin'ell...
imnotdown85@reddit
And you've got a fork in there? What were you planning on doing if it wasn't moldy? Get it together man lol
No_Fault_6061@reddit
I think this is the worst I've seen on this sub, absolutely gut-churning. Impressive, really
Crayoneater2005@reddit
Death in a plate
shepbestshep@reddit
Now wake up
NocturnisVacuus@reddit
wow cool, free penicillin!
AcornWholio@reddit
One_Actuator1920@reddit
Wow thats exactly what my compost experiment looked like this week before aeration!
TennisPleasant4304@reddit
Tuberculosis in a bowl
EMFB@reddit
Yeah, 2 weeks ago.
Ok_Zookeepergame5141@reddit
It looks like dry cat poo.
enough0729@reddit
Spore salad
MuayThaiZH@reddit
💀
laighter@reddit
Dryer lint is high in fiber.
Flarkinghelpful@reddit
Not anymore it isnt
AdInfamous4211@reddit
What the actual…. F. lol
gaspingatglimpses@reddit
dude i love dryer lint!
cakethedog@reddit
Ewwww