This was Audi R8 now it looks like crashed R8 - Engler Desat
Posted by Drone-cell@reddit | WeirdWheels | View on Reddit | 153 comments
Posted by Drone-cell@reddit | WeirdWheels | View on Reddit | 153 comments
3dmontdant3s@reddit
W the actual f
musschrott@reddit
artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?
Bernard_PT@reddit
Why not
KamakaziDemiGod@reddit
My literal reaction, except I said uck at the end
The titles a little misleading though, it uses an R8 V10, and it's styled to look like an R8, but it's custom built
https://www.topgear.com/car-reviews/engler/desat-v10/first-drive
KamakaziDemiGod@reddit
I think OP didn't like my comment, I'm so confused by what they were trying to even say
Drone-cell@reddit (OP)
Someone’s taking screenshots just for a comment — such an adorable effort. Engler, the person who created this nonsense, scammed people who wanted to donate money for ammunition to Ukraine. For that reason, I wouldn’t believe everything he said on Top Gear. In my opinion, he used a crashed and totaled R8.
Puzzleheaded_Try3559@reddit
Like with Antonov claiming they want donations to rebuild the AN-225 but in all honesty they will use it for personal gain because Antonov is very corrupt and iirc they still sell parts and shit to Russia
KamakaziDemiGod@reddit
I took a screenshot because I was really confused by what you were saying, but your comment was deleted before I could see it.
It's possible he used a crash damaged R8 for the basis of this car, but it's shorter, lower and narrower than an R8, so has had serious custom work and I would be surprised if most of it isn't fabricated specifically for this because trying to create this from a crash damaged car would be a terrible place to start unless you are chopping off and replacing anything that could be damaged with custom parts, therefore it doesn't matter what he started with
Do you have a source for the ammunition controversy? I can't find any information about it
Longjumping_Tour_613@reddit
The rear view looks like a very sad Transformer...
xrelaht@reddit
r/pareidolia
digitalbore@reddit
W the actual uck?
Full-Musician-4119@reddit
F
Drone-cell@reddit (OP)
Guys don’t believe every word what Engler said in top gear. This guy is scammer. Easiest way how to make this crap is use totaled R8.
r4ndom4xeofkindness@reddit
I want all the disadvantages of a motorcycle but with the size footprint of a car so I can get rid of the maneuverability advantage of the motorcycle....and if it has a head on collision I should definitely get flung off and die just for owning it.
jimbowesterby@reddit
So a Can-Am Spyder with extra steps
chandla_b@reddit
A head on collision in that would just immediately turn any rider into a red mist
Thorzi_@reddit
V10 powered quad-bike
DakarCarGunGuy@reddit
Maybe someone should tell him about the Viper powdered bike.
Thick_Potato_1769@reddit
Yeah but thats more of a motorcycle than a quad
Reasonable-Key9235@reddit
The Alan Millyard special. That thing is insane
bearlysane@reddit
Just buy an MTT Y2K if you really want to die in a fireball with everyone looking at you.
EltaninAntenna@reddit
My thoughts exactly.
UnLuckyKenTucky@reddit
Tragic waste
Terrible_Laugh5130@reddit
Don’t believe it
General_Heart915@reddit
Don't do drugs
ctennessen@reddit
A V10 quad bike? I don't care what it looks like
redzaku0079@reddit
Dodge did it over a decade ago with the Tomahawk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_Tomahawk
ctennessen@reddit
I remember when this came out. Has anyone taken it to full speed?
redzaku0079@reddit
That's a no as far as I'm aware. It would take a truly mad lad to test it.
slimestonecowboi@reddit
There’s cheaper ways to commit suicide than this.
Potential_Elevator82@reddit
im sorry but I cant hold back.....what a POS this thing is. I would be embarrassed to even be seen standing near it,. The ridever look like they are sitting on a toilet, which they kind of are when you think of it.. Glad I got that out of my system
DanlovesTechno@reddit
Ejection seat basically.
Terrible_Laugh5130@reddit
This is Ai generated don’t believe it
Longjumping_Tour_613@reddit
The worst of both worlds. Sucks as a bike, blows as a car...
Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot@reddit
Imagine taking a corner at 1.5G’s laterally but not being able to lean into it.
MRDR1NL@reddit
and you don't have a seat belt either
SomeJayForToday@reddit
The dude in the picture definity isn't dressed for the slide.
relevant_tangent@reddit
This thing is not sliding. He needs to dress for the flight.
miraculix69@reddit
Well, if you are doing some death worthy shit.. There's absolutely no reason, to not go all in. As you can see, bro I going no seatbelt, on a rocky mountain road with some square rocks to get him airborne ASAP.
I don't see how such a big, rather well appreciated car company thought this was a good idea. This is some Fiat ass engineering with much more power.
anafuckboi@reddit
It might be good if you were physically strapped to it
RheaTheTall@reddit
This is a Darwin 2500 DT. Why is everyone so confused?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LightningFerret04@reddit
This is the one time I think the whole “driver not wearing a seat belt and expecting to be thrown clear of the vehicle” thing is actually right
Somehow, these designers have created a car in which adding a seatbelt would actually ensure death
sup3r_hero@reddit
Lol I just wanted to angrily point out how you were wrong because I thought “no fucking way they are right”. Checked again. You are right. This is dumb
Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot@reddit
It's the airborne part of the experience
trolllord45@reddit
That’s what oversteer is for
JKenn78@reddit
Totally needs the seat off the old arcade motorcycle games.
Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot@reddit
Those ones that pivot to lean! That would be hilarious.
CallExerciser@reddit
That corner gonna do you like Jazz from Fresh Prince
More_Education4434@reddit
Aprilla already got you, bro. 3WD scooter. 😌
PeterNippelstein@reddit
And you look like a total chode driving it
Fli_fo@reddit
There is no better way for flaunting wealth then having expensive things that are utterly useless:)
KingPistachio@reddit
lmao. exactly my thoughts
Thesinistral@reddit
It’s the “fish and ski boat” of cars. A compromise that fails at both.
Screwbles@reddit
All the disadvantages of riding a motorcycle with none of the advantages.
Main_Tension_9305@reddit
No shit, this is dumb af.
Give me a decent sporty bike any day
kloudykat@reddit
yeah, he should paint that thing green cause it is shreked
Willing_Television77@reddit
Not a very good jet ski either
theamericaninfrance@reddit
I mean it’d be kind of cool if I just had a normal seat. Idk why tf they chose to make it a weird motorcycle
Grumpy1985_@reddit
Just like any atv
maxuaboy@reddit
Do you love jet skies? Can’t figure out a way to make everyone know how much to love carving up water? Well now you can with the Road Ski (Copy Right mark goes here) a jet skies with four road legal wheels so now everyone can know what awesome water glider you are, legally, in public road traffic form. :)
Blah-squared@reddit
lol, it’s definitely giving really strong Kenny Powers vibes…
GuyFromDeathValley@reddit
What's not to love about this? You get the space efficiency of a car, with the weater protection of a motorcycle!
Teutonic-Tonic@reddit
One Slovakian guy’s dream to take an R8 and remove all of the safety and weather protection.
Big_Gouf@reddit
I use to sketch "cars" like this at the early part of my industrial design career. Always thought some Akira motorcycle inspired quad/atv/car menagerie with open-air motorcycle like seating would be so fun to drive. Very niche market, safety issues abound.
DeathAngel_97@reddit
Fun till you actually take a corner at speed, and realize that the only thing keeping you in your seat on a bike is being able to lean into the turn, with the forces now pushing you down into your seat, and in a car its the bucket seat + seat belt. You have neither of those options and just get yeeted in this lol.
Fli_fo@reddit
Your suggestion to do more design work on this so the driver position with seat and steering can tilt is genius.
jimbowesterby@reddit
I mean, at that point why not just buy a bike and save yourself like $100 000 of custom fabrication work?
Fli_fo@reddit
Some people want to show their wealth. Let's be honest, some custom 100k wheels attract a lot more attention then a bike that anyone can buy.
Big_Gouf@reddit
Some ideas are best left on paper 😉
throwleavemealone@reddit
I used to sketch cars like this when I was 8
Wardo2015@reddit
What the actual fuck is going on here?
Blu3_Phoenix@reddit
If the car didnt look silly enough, the guy riding it makes up for it.
The_Didlyest@reddit
For people too scared to ride a motorcycle
DeathAngel_97@reddit
This would be so much more terrifying than a motorcycle the moment you try and turn.
TheLordVader1978@reddit
Oh look at the distance on that one Bob. Right Tom or radar clocked him at about 130 when he hit the other car. Jesus Christ did ya see the airtime Bob must have been a new record. Let go down to the scene with Hillary and see if we can get the official number. Before we go don't forget our sponsor Red bull ™ "It gives you wings"
toddsmash@reddit
Someone out there forgot how inertia works.
sakhabeg@reddit
When you’re to fat for a trike.
Mother-Jellyfish-497@reddit
I would drive this
Lopsided_Quarter_931@reddit
center seat spider would have been smarter
Mekazabiht-Rusti@reddit
What a monumental waste of effort.
Thick_Potato_1769@reddit
Says the man on reddit.
FuturePastNow@reddit
Challenge: design a car that will eject its occupant the farthest in an accident
TheLordVader1978@reddit
Oh look at the distance on that one Bob. Right Tom or radar clocked him at about 130 when he hit the other car. Jesus Christ did ya see the airtime Bob must have been a new record. Let go down to the scene with Hillary and see if we can get the official number. Before we go don't forget our sponsor Red bull ™ "It gives you wings"
liberty4now@reddit
Just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done.
Far_Film_5804@reddit
This is just wrong
saliczar@reddit
Just make quads street legal.
LargeHeavyBigPickle@reddit
This thing has absolutely no purpose
rockandrollmark@reddit
The back of it looks sad. I can understand why.
howitzer86@reddit
That back end looks like it could turn on a hinge under the seat. In a crash it just might.
-TommyBottoms-@reddit
Junk
funguyshroom@reddit
It's like a grown up version of a toy car that can be ridden by a 5 year old.
PreferenceContent987@reddit
That’s gotta be fun
Cool_Welcome_4304@reddit
When I first saw that picture I thought it was people having sex in some kind of sports car.
Sroundez@reddit
r/titlegore
alonzi13@reddit
r/DIWHY want their car back
Benjamin_6848@reddit
What's this general type or form-factor of a vehicle called?
venomousfrogeater@reddit
So its a quad bike that cant do offroad
Fake-Podcast-Ad@reddit
It's an ATV, that means all terrain dummy!
Reasonable-Key9235@reddit
I might be in the minority here, but i actually like that. Saying that, i can't understand why you would take a great car and do this to it. It's a pointless exercise. I still think its pretty cool though.
kurisu7885@reddit
So it takes away a lot of the advantages of a motorcycle.
Damascus-Steel@reddit
“I wish motorcycles weren’t fun to drive and cars weren’t comfortable“
aybelinkin@reddit
There’s a cool idea in here, but the execution is off the mark a little bit…maybe it’s the riding position. I’d try it, why not.
oldbox@reddit
whhhhhy
More_Education4434@reddit
What kind of instance should I get: motorbike or car?
Mr-Loz@reddit
On the plus side, it seems to be USB-C so it's got that going for it.
Teutonic-Tonic@reddit
Looks like micro USB to me.
Vanilla_Ice_Nine@reddit
Macro USB
lasskinn@reddit
it's like a weird universal one.
Mr-Loz@reddit
Fair.
this_is_not_a_dance_@reddit
When you don’t want to spilt lanes but also want dead bugs on you
summertime_dream@reddit
Looks like something that kid from paw patrol would ride
snpharo2006@reddit
why would anyone ruin a perfectly good r8 to make death trap quad bike that cant even lean
Slider_0f_Elay@reddit
It looks like and R8 had sex with a Polaris slingshot and drank for the entire pregnancy.
kroggaard@reddit
Terrible concept, but nicely executed.
Rayne_Okami@reddit
There was a dude that turned the remnants of a WRX into something like this. Looked neat.
djscoots10@reddit
This has to be the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
temporalwanderer@reddit
"My mom said I couldn't have a motorcycle"
brents347@reddit
That looks like it would be fun to ride (if you sit ON it and hold handlebars you are riding it not DRIVING it!), once.
And then it would be pretty dumb.
aquatone61@reddit
Looks like fun in a straight line. Corners are going to suck ass unless you can bust a watermelon between your thighs.
chengstark@reddit
It doesn’t look fun anywhere
lasskinn@reddit
well sure as long as you're not gonna hit the brakes on the straight line
aquatone61@reddit
Brakes? Who needs brakes lol
gumandcoffee@reddit
Can we just have an akita motorcycle instead?
chengstark@reddit
Which idiot made this?
definitelynotpat6969@reddit
Squid's final boss
The Kracken
ScubaPuddingJr@reddit
My understanding of physics (in particular inertia) is somewhat limited but if you turn right at speed, you’ll be yeeted to the left and with no restraints to hold you in place you need to have decent grip strength to hang on for dear life.
graffiti_hunter@reddit
This reminds me of the Rewaco trikes....just why‽‽
TheToroRossoboi@reddit
Only one question:
why
Redoron@reddit
Nice Hotwheels
Blah-squared@reddit
Have you ever wished you could sit ON TOP of your car while driving, well we have got the perfect Car-Tercycyle for YOU..?? ;)
Blah-squared@reddit
Won’t be at all surprised to learn he crashed after hitting a June Bug… lol
Bulbasaur2015@reddit
LOL
sl0wjim@reddit
I seem to be in the minority here but... I freaking love it
LettuceFetishist@reddit
Exhaust looks like a USB-C port.
Historical-Shine-786@reddit
Bought a sports car & couldn’t afford the roof?
haeikou@reddit
I get the center seating position, I get the view down the sides.
This looks like an awesome experience for VR simracing.
FletcherCommaIrwin@reddit
Well, at least it will actually fill a (car) parking space.
MlackBesa@reddit
For the guy who already has everything, is completely bored and will take anything to have some change.
torklugnutz@reddit
I don’t know what you would need to wear, to make this look cool, but khakis ain’t it.
ch3nk0@reddit
Looks too small to be a actual r8
Icy_Example_5536@reddit
The hybrid nobody asked for.
Because its fucking stupid.
Bursting_Radius@reddit
Good thing he's wearing a helmet, innit? Who needs any other safety gear in an open-cockpit fuck-show with no seat belt?
Syscrush@reddit
This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
I love it.
Oli4K@reddit
Looks like he’s taking a shit in the first picture. Bad choice of pant color for such a photo.
isnecrophiliathatbad@reddit
This makes a polaris look desirable.
7355135061550@reddit
Very interesting. But WHY???
KamakaziDemiGod@reddit
The designer decided they wanted to make a 100bhp quadbike and this is their first attempt, which is a 600bhp Audi V10 in a custom quad body
No real R8s were injured in the making of this vehicle, so why not is the real question!
Goddamit-DackJaniels@reddit
Thanks, I hate it.
icybowler3442@reddit
For when you’re very rich and want to die driving.
veryfastslowguy@reddit
I guess he did this so he wouldn’t have to wear riding boots, gas pedal on the right? Clutch and brake on the left? should this have been a three person bike?call it the trifecta. Full pass
acolombo@reddit
If you're bad at riding bikes and you're bad at driving cars, + you're stupidly rich, this is exaclty what you're looking for
Fenriss_Wolf@reddit
All the comfort and safety features of a quad, and none of the advantages of a either car or motorcycle? Enthusiasts must be foaming at the bit to do this to their own rides /s
Surfbud69@reddit
holy turn radius