Gonna polish lead bars up, mint them as silver bullion, and sell them for 150$ at gun shows.
Posted by Trick_Leg1512@reddit | bestestgunnitweekend | View on Reddit | 59 comments
If you’re handed one at shot show, retire.
STANAGs@reddit
The real gun show profit is in the jerky and conspiracy theory DVDs.
SuckEmOff@reddit
It’s the throwing stars and Hitler youth knifes
SwanginPassYaKnees@reddit
Extremely overpriced "custom graphics" kydex holsters and Chinese universal nylon LBE tables checking in!
FormerStuff@reddit
“The REAL Reason the KGB Wanted You Circumcised!” Narrated by: Barry Nelson, professional George Costanza impersonator
Sneaux96@reddit
Yo, which table did you get that from?
STANAGs@reddit
Two tables down from the fake Damascus knives made in Pakistan, and right across from the food prepper guy.
FormerStuff@reddit
Honestly if I saw this in real life I’d buy it just to have my buddies over for a drink and laugh
joule_thief@reddit
Well, don't leave us hanging you jackass.
_45AARP@reddit
They don’t even sell conspiracy DVD’s at the gun show near me, just regular movies. They always have a big section with tons of dvd boxes and some TV’s playing movies. It leaves me with two questions: why the fuck are they selling random movies at a gun show, and who the fuck is buying physical dvd’s in this, the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five?
Same with the people with the crappy 3d printed toys that aren’t related to guns at all. I can give the jerky and taser guys a pass since every event needs food and tazers can be self defense tools, but some of the shit they sell there does not belong at gun shows at all.
BruvZulu@reddit
Don’t forget the pickles. Never forget the pickles.
Bigfoots_Mailman@reddit
Not tasers?
stud_powercock@reddit
And what about the food dehydrators?
KaysaStones@reddit
What type of AR15 is this?
Trick_Leg1512@reddit (OP)
Is that what I should do next? A ar lower made of lead?
KaysaStones@reddit
Not even a question
Trick_Leg1512@reddit (OP)
If I cast it, you gotta mill it.
I’ll send u a zero percent lower
TheHancock@reddit
I know what I got!
RedDotRookie@reddit
This is the way
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
Bags on you. I bite all my bullion bars, and I knows the sweetness of lead when I tastes it.
coltong11@reddit
Found a fellow dawg I see
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
More of a shaman but I don't really like to talk about it.
Dr_Masterbator_PPHD@reddit
It always astounds me the threads I find the dogs in.
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
Where the fuck am I supposed to be? The WNBA doesn't play this time of day.
therealbebopazop@reddit
Tell me about it, I got drunk the other night and tried to show my buddy a basic illusion spell and I accidentally turned him inside out. Whuddayagonnado
this1dude23@reddit
Are you also from Flint Michigan?
AlbeitTrue@reddit
The bag’s on you lol. Good stuff. I’m gonna delisted to that one
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
"Fuckin Don Drysdale had a whore in every city..."
AlbeitTrue@reddit
But his primo whore was in Milwaukee, WS!
AlbeitTrue@reddit
“$75 for an orgy, yeah I’ll take a razr scooter across town, turns out the bag’s on you” lmao
y3ahdam@reddit
SODTAOE
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
432
Jim-Kardashian@reddit
Them there are chewin bouillons.
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
Taint nuther kyne
samzplourde@reddit
The children yearn for the lead.
NotSightmarkSimon@reddit
Trade you some beef jerky
Trick_Leg1512@reddit (OP)
I prefer the roasted almonds in cone paper cups.
Ya_Boy_Jefff@reddit
God yes, with the cinnamon sugar and shit too? Thats a slapper
BeerJedi-1269@reddit
What no big pickles out of 5g buckets??
HarrisBalz@reddit
Save me some of the milled flakes, I love using them as seasoning fir my steaks
Trick_Leg1512@reddit (OP)
I prefer the tungsten shavings from when I made some grips for a guy. Made a set of tungsten 1911 grips.
It was as heavy as you would think.
11448844@reddit
damn how much did that run the fella
Trick_Leg1512@reddit (OP)
About 600. 300 in labor. 300 in materials. I usually charge 1:1
Took a fucking toll on my tooling.
ThePretzul@reddit
You don't even have a furnace capable of melting down tungsten to cast the grips instead?
Pathetic, woe be upon your nicest carbide cutters
11448844@reddit
would you do it again?
Trick_Leg1512@reddit (OP)
I suppose. I don’t do checkering tho.
11448844@reddit
hmmm dang. Weight is sick but at the end of the day, I'd need a solid grip texture too
Reikovsky@reddit
Great plan. Up the grift and go to a local leatherworking shop, ask for all the rejected/discarded pieces of leather, sprinkle them with some grill seasoning, and sell them as beef jerky.
Trick_Leg1512@reddit (OP)
Ok now this is good
Ghostrider117@reddit
mmmm yummy chips
RoosterzRevenge@reddit
Winning
lemonsevenfourteen@reddit
king shit
DumbNTough@reddit
This plan cannot fail. I'm jealous, frankly.
Trick_Leg1512@reddit (OP)
ThumpAndSplash@reddit
Gotta use a punch and mark them.
I’d also make an effort to weigh them out.
NotAurelStein@reddit
Acid wash, stamp with the empire logo, and you've got yourself some spicy beskar.
DirtieHarry@reddit
heh
Mynplus1throwaway@reddit
You have a mill. Make cool stuff.
Trick_Leg1512@reddit (OP)
My cool stuff is currently making its way through the testing pipeline. It’ll be out soon.
FullmetalTaco23@reddit
Poor man's Beskar