If you could invent one gadget that doesn’t exist today, what would it do?

Posted by Alex_davis1@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 8 comments

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit

A short range scanning device that you aim at people's heads and it tells you what percentage chance there is that that person is thinking about very small horses.

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Alex_davis1@reddit (OP)

Haha that’s oddly specific and absolutely hilarious. I’d totally test that just to see who’s secretly thinking about tiny horses.

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sonicjesus@reddit

I'm a pizza maker. I drop about 36 pepperoni per pie, and do it upwards of fifty times a day. It's exhausting.

I want someone to make a pepperoni gun; load two sticks in the back, and it shoots them right down on the pizza.

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Alex_davis1@reddit (OP)

Oh man, I feel that. Doing that 50 times a day would make anyone dream of automation.

Pepperoni gun is a perfect name or the “Slice Blaster.” Make it double-stick, adjustable spread (for neat vs. chaotic pies), quick-load cartridges, and easy-clean parts for the health inspector. Add a safety guard so you don’t pepperoni someone’s thumb, and it’s an instant restaurant hero.

Honestly, I’d fund a Kickstarter for it. Want me to sketch a ridiculous product description for a listing?

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