Dude if your up in shady maples i go there for birthdays and its great.(5 family members and that one gets to eat free on birthdays.) You managed to get the worst food choices at a buffet and expected what from it?
The most mystifying thing I learned from working at an upscale Asian-American buffet is that one can NEVER predict which kids will "wash" their hands in the chocolate fountain. The brown bath's beauty beckons all 👽
Now I wonder if the cheese bathers might be a little easier to sniff out.
Shady Maple may be the biggest based on seating square footage but their food selection is no where near the biggest. Doesn't come close to Vegas buffets. Not only does the food suck but the food area is a mirror image split down the middle with the same exact food options on each side. I was surprised the desserts were good
The deserts are locally made Amish ones, so better than the frozen ones most places get from their supplier. Only places that bake in house really can compete.
If you liked roast meat Shady Maple does that pretty well, as long as you're okay with medium to overcooked. Some of the sides are good, but extremely regional.
Pennsylvania Dutch as a language is actually derived from German. It’s called Pennsylvania Dutch instead of Pennsylvania German because “Deutsch” sounds like “Dutch” i love that fact.
Fuck off with this karma-farming bullshit. You got shitty things at a buffet, that's on you. Don't go posting your deliberately bad choices here for attention. Fuck you, OP. You suck.
My friend always wants to go to Chinese buffets with us, but then just gets a slice of cheese pizza and french fries eats about half of each thing and then acts like he’s in a food coma with half a plate still
OP isn't shittyfoodporn, it's shittyPOSTER foodporn
Shady Maple, for this past weekend was:
Crab Cakes
Salmon
Cajun Catfish
Pierogies
Steak
Benef Brisket
Cranberry Chicken Salad:
Asian Cuisine Bar
Salmon Casserole
Peach Cake
Apple crisp
Apple dumplings
In addition to the regular
* 46 salad bar items
* 3 soups
* 6 homemade breads and rolls
* 4 cheeses
* 8 meats,
* 14 vegetables
* 10 cold desserts
* 3 hot desserts
* 8 pies, 6 cakes
* sundae bar
There's lots of videos on the place but I always appreciated This One about how they survived the great die off of all other American all you can eat buffets
Ha! I only visit when I'm in the mood for chest pain. I will note that they kept a secret stash of dairy free, gluten free, and vegan pies in the chillers if you ask about them. It's nice being able to enjoy dessert when Allergic to dairy.
I am Australian, I know nothing of American buffets. What I have learned us that this person went to a place called 'Shady Maples' and chose the worst shit possible and then complained. Please correct me if I'm wrong
I literally ate at shady maple last night as a vegetarian who can’t eat much dairy at all, and I had a much better spread than this. Crazy you paid $30 to just get that
Im canadian and my friend is from New Jersey and visiting PA, he sent this pic to our discord server and I thought it was somewhat horrendous I had to put it in some reddit. When I asked where he got it all he said was it was the biggest buffet or something. Who gaf about votes, I just thought this was such a funnily disgusting meal I had to share, judge his taste in food.
This looks like what my sister's inlaws ate at the amazing resort buffet in the DR and then had the nerve to bitch about how bad the food was. If only they had tried the actual food and not the food for picky children...
If this is shady maple these aren't the things to get. This is like going to an Indian buffet and complaining because the French fries, microwaved pizza, and jello are bland.
UnSlain@reddit
I’d smash at least 3 plates.
huge43@reddit
Dog shit customer
Top_Yankee6701@reddit
This was great rage bait you got a lot of people
Common_Chemical1261@reddit
My brother, you put it on the plate
BadRabiesJudger@reddit
Dude if your up in shady maples i go there for birthdays and its great.(5 family members and that one gets to eat free on birthdays.) You managed to get the worst food choices at a buffet and expected what from it?
alexsinex@reddit
I personally don’t see a four year old ordering a crab cake at a Chinese buffet so you may be wrong sir
EthanVGaming@reddit
im 4 so maybe it checks out
BaseballFuryThurman@reddit
*you're
The00Taco@reddit
Yeah if that's all they picked at a buffet they don't need to be at a buffet
Lord_Trisagion@reddit
Yeah, buffets are for seafood roulette and the fondue of questionable hygiene
Le_Montagne@reddit
Down here in texas, Chinese buffets are primarily for the all you can eat crawfish. Anything else on the menu is an accessory after the fact
cutestslothevr@reddit
Shady Maple is for roasted meat, not seafood... And desert, all the deserts.
cityshepherd@reddit
Buffets are also for eating piles of green beans (those tasty ones covered in garlic bits, not the gross ones covered in onion bits).
Laugh-crying-hyena@reddit
Quite frankly it's harder to find someone who HASN'T stuck their dick in the Golden Corral cheese fountain
Lord_Trisagion@reddit
that's horrifying, they do cheese fondue?
Primrus@reddit
The most mystifying thing I learned from working at an upscale Asian-American buffet is that one can NEVER predict which kids will "wash" their hands in the chocolate fountain. The brown bath's beauty beckons all 👽
Now I wonder if the cheese bathers might be a little easier to sniff out.
Wraxyth@reddit
r/brandnewsentence
KT_Bites@reddit
Shady Maple may be the biggest based on seating square footage but their food selection is no where near the biggest. Doesn't come close to Vegas buffets. Not only does the food suck but the food area is a mirror image split down the middle with the same exact food options on each side. I was surprised the desserts were good
cutestslothevr@reddit
The deserts are locally made Amish ones, so better than the frozen ones most places get from their supplier. Only places that bake in house really can compete.
If you liked roast meat Shady Maple does that pretty well, as long as you're okay with medium to overcooked. Some of the sides are good, but extremely regional.
CheeseburgerSmoothy@reddit
You make a good point, but I would expect Amish macaroni and cheese to look better than this.
Ok_Condition5837@reddit
Same but maybe it just looks like this but tastes amazing?
(Idk here but the Amish haven't disappointed me when it comes to taste)
cutestslothevr@reddit
Their sauce (used to be/is probably) homemade. Much better than canned.
ncraiderfan17@reddit
Looking pretty is not a prerequisite for tasting good when it comes to macaroni and cheese
Griffithead@reddit
That's runny ass cheese. It's going to taste like milk.
Zizhou@reddit
Probably should not be eating eat ass cheese from a buffet anyway.
LOTRfreak101@reddit
As a milk lover I disagree. It's only going to taste like disappointment.
WestMembership2261@reddit
shady maple is the fucking bees knees
Top_Leather7586@reddit
exactly that but also pennsylvania dutch ≠ dutch lol
Accomplished-Bat7738@reddit
Pennsylvania Dutch as a language is actually derived from German. It’s called Pennsylvania Dutch instead of Pennsylvania German because “Deutsch” sounds like “Dutch” i love that fact.
ShiftyState@reddit
Kinda like those school lunch posts where they eat all the good stuff and take pictures of the leftovers.
KingChewy33@reddit
yummers
frostysauce@reddit
Fuck off with this karma-farming bullshit. You got shitty things at a buffet, that's on you. Don't go posting your deliberately bad choices here for attention. Fuck you, OP. You suck.
Panda-Cubby@reddit
I too like sausage on my pizza.
JupitersClock@reddit
Never understood going to a buffett and just getting cafeteria food.
Top_Leather7586@reddit
you went to shady maples and got mac n cheese with pizza instead of those lovely amish staples, thats on you.
abysmal-mess@reddit
My friend always wants to go to Chinese buffets with us, but then just gets a slice of cheese pizza and french fries eats about half of each thing and then acts like he’s in a food coma with half a plate still
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
I've been to 2 amish themed buffets in the last 3 weeks and neither one felt amish in the least.
cutestslothevr@reddit
That Mac and Cheese may actually be homemade and good. Not sure though, I was last there a few years ago.
AccousticAnomaly@reddit
You forgot the burger patty
adventurepony@reddit
i think he did too..
RudeOwl1816@reddit
You eat like a child lol. I’m surprised there were no chicken nuggets on the plate too
decker12@reddit
Next time on "OP is clueless":
OP goes to Le Bouchon in Vegas, get only a dry green salad. then posts it as "shitty".
KTTalksTech@reddit
That's like going to Les Grands Buffets here and only eating the bread and mayo next to the lobster
Vagolegeny@reddit
I had a small hair om my screen but i assumed it was part of the picture
turtlevinyl@reddit
Everything on that plate looks mid af, and I'd still clean the plate because I have zero self-respect.
scootiesanchez2038@reddit
He's also at a buffet and that's all he got. Who spends the money to go to a buffet to eat like a 4 year old?
Ronw1993@reddit
Lmao my 4 year old would have doubled this amount
beliefinphilosophy@reddit
OP isn't shittyfoodporn, it's shittyPOSTER foodporn
Shady Maple, for this past weekend was:
In addition to the regular * 46 salad bar items * 3 soups * 6 homemade breads and rolls * 4 cheeses * 8 meats, * 14 vegetables * 10 cold desserts * 3 hot desserts * 8 pies, 6 cakes * sundae bar
There's lots of videos on the place but I always appreciated This One about how they survived the great die off of all other American all you can eat buffets
No_Clock2390@reddit
shady maples is in the chat
beliefinphilosophy@reddit
Ha! I only visit when I'm in the mood for chest pain. I will note that they kept a secret stash of dairy free, gluten free, and vegan pies in the chillers if you ask about them. It's nice being able to enjoy dessert when Allergic to dairy.
effienay@reddit
This is a you problem.
NightmareTycoon@reddit
“May I have the puck o shot on my pizza end please?”
No_Clock2390@reddit
That's disgusting
Cyber-X1@reddit
If that was just at home, I wouldn’t call it shitty.
uppenatom@reddit
I am Australian, I know nothing of American buffets. What I have learned us that this person went to a place called 'Shady Maples' and chose the worst shit possible and then complained. Please correct me if I'm wrong
jmanly3@reddit
I’m impressed so many people knew where this was simply by some tile
PemaleBacon@reddit
That cheese looks like paint
izzy_7_2004@reddit
Why does the mac and cheese look radioactive
New_Imagination_9053@reddit
I literally ate at shady maple last night as a vegetarian who can’t eat much dairy at all, and I had a much better spread than this. Crazy you paid $30 to just get that
PanicAccomplished322@reddit
Looks like something out of a kids play kitchen
HeligKo@reddit
I didn't like anything that wasn't a traditional PA Dutch food. Everything else was bland.
princetonwu@reddit
this guy karma farming - goes to a buffet (that has steaks and seafood) but takes pics of the lowest quality items for votes.
LiamSCl@reddit (OP)
Im canadian and my friend is from New Jersey and visiting PA, he sent this pic to our discord server and I thought it was somewhat horrendous I had to put it in some reddit. When I asked where he got it all he said was it was the biggest buffet or something. Who gaf about votes, I just thought this was such a funnily disgusting meal I had to share, judge his taste in food.
cream_of_human@reddit
You went to shady maple and this is what you picked?
Beautiful-Jacket@reddit
The Mac and cheese looks delish
iceunelle@reddit
The mac and cheese looks good tbh.
KTKittentoes@reddit
This is what you chose from a Dutchy buffet, really? I hope you made better dessert choices.
ImpressiveQuality363@reddit
That chicken nugget looks like it’s been cooking there on the warmer since open the previous day
Icy-Finance5042@reddit
I thought it was Salisbury steak.
Barrett4184@reddit
I thought it was a sausage patty. 😂
LiamSCl@reddit (OP)
It was a crab cake 😭
talashrrg@reddit
I was sure it was a meatball
DrZedex@reddit
Did you know that when you picked it up?
gwarsh41@reddit
No.
WhatevUsayStnCldStvA@reddit
I just laughed very loudly. You have to be shitting me
Impossible_Leg_2787@reddit
By the look of that plate, he will be.
XtraChrisP@reddit
😂 at a buffet? Do you need someone to talk to?
Barrett4184@reddit
Jesus Christ.
ShapedLikeAnEgg@reddit
I feel like Jesus would start flipping tables if he was served this food puck
turtlevinyl@reddit
I seriously thought it was a tiny burger for a slider.
I_Am_Robert_Paulson1@reddit
Wtf
TrudyWiegelsCats@reddit
Me too😂
Background-Belt-2202@reddit
I’m not sure what kind of chicken nuggets you eat, but I’ve never seen one like that
ImpressiveQuality363@reddit
I just made the assumption based on the cheese pizza and mac and cheese, I would’ve never guessed it was a crab cake 😂
Background-Belt-2202@reddit
Me neither, I thought it was a patty of some sort 😆
XtraChrisP@reddit
Thought it was a sausage patty. 😬
Legitimate-Log-6542@reddit
It looks like you poured paint over pasta
AMJacker@reddit
r/pizzacrimes
danfish_77@reddit
You're doing buffet wrong
TRAVXIZ614@reddit
That Mac is a war crime
drmoze@reddit
it's probably better than it looks. Amish food is the real deal.
I watched a documentary piece on this place, including food prep. I contemplated driving 20 hrs to check it out.
BadBadKitty_@reddit
SAUCY
beta-test@reddit
I’d eat that right now
Background-Belt-2202@reddit
I’ve seen homeless people pickier than you
DrZedex@reddit
They get pretty picky if they're methy enough
lucaswr@reddit
The pizza looks pretty good hahah
VeryAmericanAmerican@reddit
Try the adults section
blood_bones_hearts@reddit
This looks like what my sister's inlaws ate at the amazing resort buffet in the DR and then had the nerve to bitch about how bad the food was. If only they had tried the actual food and not the food for picky children...
Cryptoking90@reddit
Did your dog took a dump on the pizza?
choffers@reddit
If this is shady maple these aren't the things to get. This is like going to an Indian buffet and complaining because the French fries, microwaved pizza, and jello are bland.
Separate-Fly5165@reddit
This made the German POWs shit their pants.
No_Information3972@reddit
Man, it’s been a minute since I’ve been to “Turd’s Buffet.”
SuperDizz@reddit
Buffet food hits different. I don’t know why, but it just does..
theflamingskull@reddit
It's due to people touching things with their grubby hands.
Chris_Wilson14@reddit
I'd chop up the sausage into the mac. That's just me though.
NiobiumThorn@reddit
Turned out to be crab cake. Still doing it?
Chris_Wilson14@reddit
Hell yes, I love lobster, crab, shrimp, and other crustaceans with my mac.
FlowingMindspin@reddit
Their cheese steaks and burgers are pretty damn good. Haven't been there in a while, need to go soon...
PepperJackBestHo@reddit
Hey man, that's on you. They never implied it was America's BEST buffet, now did they?
Nonlethalrtard@reddit
Slopppy
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
Clog your butt plate
A_N_T@reddit
Get the bourbon chicken