America's Biggest Buffet

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Top_Yankee6701@reddit

This was great rage bait you got a lot of people

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Dude if your up in shady maples i go there for birthdays and its great.(5 family members and that one gets to eat free on birthdays.) You managed to get the worst food choices at a buffet and expected what from it?

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alexsinex@reddit

I personally don’t see a four year old ordering a crab cake at a Chinese buffet so you may be wrong sir

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EthanVGaming@reddit

im 4 so maybe it checks out

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BaseballFuryThurman@reddit

*you're

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The00Taco@reddit

Yeah if that's all they picked at a buffet they don't need to be at a buffet

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Lord_Trisagion@reddit

Yeah, buffets are for seafood roulette and the fondue of questionable hygiene

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Le_Montagne@reddit

Down here in texas, Chinese buffets are primarily for the all you can eat crawfish. Anything else on the menu is an accessory after the fact

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cutestslothevr@reddit

Shady Maple is for roasted meat, not seafood... And desert, all the deserts.

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cityshepherd@reddit

Buffets are also for eating piles of green beans (those tasty ones covered in garlic bits, not the gross ones covered in onion bits).

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Laugh-crying-hyena@reddit

Quite frankly it's harder to find someone who HASN'T stuck their dick in the Golden Corral cheese fountain

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Lord_Trisagion@reddit

that's horrifying, they do cheese fondue?

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Primrus@reddit

The most mystifying thing I learned from working at an upscale Asian-American buffet is that one can NEVER predict which kids will "wash" their hands in the chocolate fountain. The brown bath's beauty beckons all 👽

Now I wonder if the cheese bathers might be a little easier to sniff out.

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Wraxyth@reddit

r/brandnewsentence

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KT_Bites@reddit

Shady Maple may be the biggest based on seating square footage but their food selection is no where near the biggest. Doesn't come close to Vegas buffets. Not only does the food suck but the food area is a mirror image split down the middle with the same exact food options on each side. I was surprised the desserts were good

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cutestslothevr@reddit

The deserts are locally made Amish ones, so better than the frozen ones most places get from their supplier. Only places that bake in house really can compete.

If you liked roast meat Shady Maple does that pretty well, as long as you're okay with medium to overcooked. Some of the sides are good, but extremely regional.

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CheeseburgerSmoothy@reddit

You make a good point, but I would expect Amish macaroni and cheese to look better than this.

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Ok_Condition5837@reddit

Same but maybe it just looks like this but tastes amazing?

(Idk here but the Amish haven't disappointed me when it comes to taste)

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cutestslothevr@reddit

Their sauce (used to be/is probably) homemade. Much better than canned.

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ncraiderfan17@reddit

Looking pretty is not a prerequisite for tasting good when it comes to macaroni and cheese

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Griffithead@reddit

That's runny ass cheese. It's going to taste like milk.

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Zizhou@reddit

Probably should not be eating eat ass cheese from a buffet anyway.

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LOTRfreak101@reddit

As a milk lover I disagree. It's only going to taste like disappointment.

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WestMembership2261@reddit

shady maple is the fucking bees knees

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Top_Leather7586@reddit

exactly that but also pennsylvania dutch ≠ dutch lol

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Accomplished-Bat7738@reddit

Pennsylvania Dutch as a language is actually derived from German. It’s called Pennsylvania Dutch instead of Pennsylvania German because “Deutsch” sounds like “Dutch” i love that fact.

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ShiftyState@reddit

Kinda like those school lunch posts where they eat all the good stuff and take pictures of the leftovers.

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KingChewy33@reddit

yummers

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frostysauce@reddit

Fuck off with this karma-farming bullshit. You got shitty things at a buffet, that's on you. Don't go posting your deliberately bad choices here for attention. Fuck you, OP. You suck.

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Panda-Cubby@reddit

I too like sausage on my pizza.

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JupitersClock@reddit

Never understood going to a buffett and just getting cafeteria food.

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Top_Leather7586@reddit

you went to shady maples and got mac n cheese with pizza instead of those lovely amish staples, thats on you.

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abysmal-mess@reddit

My friend always wants to go to Chinese buffets with us, but then just gets a slice of cheese pizza and french fries eats about half of each thing and then acts like he’s in a food coma with half a plate still

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

I've been to 2 amish themed buffets in the last 3 weeks and neither one felt amish in the least.

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cutestslothevr@reddit

That Mac and Cheese may actually be homemade and good. Not sure though, I was last there a few years ago.

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AccousticAnomaly@reddit

You forgot the burger patty

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adventurepony@reddit

i think he did too..

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RudeOwl1816@reddit

You eat like a child lol. I’m surprised there were no chicken nuggets on the plate too

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decker12@reddit

Next time on "OP is clueless":

OP goes to Le Bouchon in Vegas, get only a dry green salad. then posts it as "shitty".

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KTTalksTech@reddit

That's like going to Les Grands Buffets here and only eating the bread and mayo next to the lobster

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Vagolegeny@reddit

I had a small hair om my screen but i assumed it was part of the picture

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turtlevinyl@reddit

Everything on that plate looks mid af, and I'd still clean the plate because I have zero self-respect.

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scootiesanchez2038@reddit

He's also at a buffet and that's all he got. Who spends the money to go to a buffet to eat like a 4 year old?

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Ronw1993@reddit

Lmao my 4 year old would have doubled this amount

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beliefinphilosophy@reddit

OP isn't shittyfoodporn, it's shittyPOSTER foodporn

Shady Maple, for this past weekend was:

Crab Cakes
Salmon
Cajun Catfish
Pierogies
Steak
Benef Brisket
Cranberry Chicken Salad:
Asian Cuisine Bar
Salmon Casserole
Peach Cake
Apple crisp
Apple dumplings

In addition to the regular * 46 salad bar items * 3 soups * 6 homemade breads and rolls * 4 cheeses * 8 meats, * 14 vegetables * 10 cold desserts * 3 hot desserts * 8 pies, 6 cakes * sundae bar

There's lots of videos on the place but I always appreciated This One about how they survived the great die off of all other American all you can eat buffets

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No_Clock2390@reddit

shady maples is in the chat

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beliefinphilosophy@reddit

Ha! I only visit when I'm in the mood for chest pain. I will note that they kept a secret stash of dairy free, gluten free, and vegan pies in the chillers if you ask about them. It's nice being able to enjoy dessert when Allergic to dairy.

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effienay@reddit

This is a you problem.

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NightmareTycoon@reddit

“May I have the puck o shot on my pizza end please?”

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No_Clock2390@reddit

That's disgusting

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Cyber-X1@reddit

If that was just at home, I wouldn’t call it shitty.

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uppenatom@reddit

I am Australian, I know nothing of American buffets. What I have learned us that this person went to a place called 'Shady Maples' and chose the worst shit possible and then complained. Please correct me if I'm wrong

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jmanly3@reddit

I’m impressed so many people knew where this was simply by some tile

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PemaleBacon@reddit

That cheese looks like paint

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izzy_7_2004@reddit

Why does the mac and cheese look radioactive

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New_Imagination_9053@reddit

I literally ate at shady maple last night as a vegetarian who can’t eat much dairy at all, and I had a much better spread than this. Crazy you paid $30 to just get that

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PanicAccomplished322@reddit

Looks like something out of a kids play kitchen

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HeligKo@reddit

I didn't like anything that wasn't a traditional PA Dutch food. Everything else was bland.

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princetonwu@reddit

this guy karma farming - goes to a buffet (that has steaks and seafood) but takes pics of the lowest quality items for votes.

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LiamSCl@reddit (OP)

Im canadian and my friend is from New Jersey and visiting PA, he sent this pic to our discord server and I thought it was somewhat horrendous I had to put it in some reddit. When I asked where he got it all he said was it was the biggest buffet or something. Who gaf about votes, I just thought this was such a funnily disgusting meal I had to share, judge his taste in food.

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