Muthaphucka!!!!!! Stop drinking so much milk🥛🐮🐄 I’ve been getting gassy💨for the past 5 years now

Posted by JR_RXO@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 19 comments

Man it sucks getting old!!!!! How many of y’all have now drink Lactaid milk🥛🐮🐄or worse…. Drink soy juice🧃

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quixoft@reddit

Unsweetened almond milk is pretty darn close.

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Lactaid pills work great, and it's cheaper to buy the pills than to buy Lactaid milk. Also handy when you want to eat ice cream or pizza or something else with high lactose content (fresh and soft cheeses).

If you're really lactose-intolerant, you'll still have issues, but they make the difference between slight discomfort and total shitshow.

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concerts85701@reddit

Milk has to be one of the worst substances you can put in your body. Terrible stuff

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spauldingsmails316@reddit

As a fellow Xer, I can say without doubt that I have to be plenty confident that it's "just" gas. Don't fall into a false sense of security.

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TwistedMemories@reddit

Nope, still drinking whole milk, eating tons of cheese and enjoying other whole milk products. I have no ill effects. I guess it sucks to be you old farts that have issues with it.

And I’m mid 50s.

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HuckleberryDizzy2364@reddit

the fats in whole milk slow everything down in the gut so the bacteria ferment the lactose more slowly

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Nedinabox@reddit

Haha, it got me young (50)

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Away-Equipment4869@reddit

I drink almond milk

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Nedinabox@reddit

I have been experiencing the same problem and went out and bought oat milk. It stopped. The cows finally got their revenge for all their kids food I have drank over the years.

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