What college town has the least amount of “things to do”?
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College towns in the US have a reputation for being lively, interesting places that attract a wide array of people. They are often known for their nightlife scenes or other social activities and places that make them stand out from other towns without colleges. I want to know about college towns that you think are lacking in the typical fare that other colleges towns have. What are the most boring college towns?
My answer is Aiken, South Carolina. Maybe a bit unfair to call it a college town but man there is literally nothing there outside of the school.
Caaznmnv@reddit
Confused on why you care? Are you looking to attend q college in a place that isn't much of a college town? Seems better to have a list of schools and ask if the town/vibe fits what you desire?
GuyFawkes65@reddit
Ellensburg Washington, home of Central Washington University. There’s literally nothing of “college life” there.
Squeaker0307@reddit
Ellensburg is definitely a town that happens to have a college.
Nearby-Assignment661@reddit
I was wondering if it was still like that, I went to visit in the 2010s and it was basically just the college and a burger king
ThrowAwayAccrn@reddit
University of Alaska Fairbanks
Squeaker0307@reddit
I disagree. There's a bunch of stuff to do that's not on campus.
blaine-garrett@reddit
I toured Ripon college back in 2000 or so. I did not get the impression anything fun is within a long drive from campus.
Wizzmer@reddit
Waco used to not allow dancing in the 80s when I was in college. LOL I think Baylor has lightened up these days.
TeacherOfFew@reddit
I was there for the first dance on Baylor’s campus.
It was after a TCU football game and you could easily tell what the kids were in town from Fort Worth.
JoyfulCor313@reddit
Hey, me too. I don’t remember the TCU game, but I did get my picture taken with the president of the university (this isn’t a big deal, this is to show how dorky Baylor is).
Mostly I remember the group of LGBTQ students hanging out with the sociology professor dreaming how if they could ever allow dancing on campus, one day they’ll come around to equity for us, too.
And then they started a seminary almost as conservative as Southwestern.
username-generica@reddit
Why would an out LGBTQ student choose to go to Baylor?
JoyfulCor313@reddit
In the early-mid 90s a lot of folks didnt figure stuff out until they were in college.
Plus Gen X was generally both “whatever” and optimistic. We literally saw the world changing for the better and thought that arc could continue.
username-generica@reddit
How can you tell?
TeacherOfFew@reddit
TCU kids had half a clue about how to dance.
username-generica@reddit
Makes sense. The Greeks there have lots of dances.
username-generica@reddit
I went to a college near Baylor during the late 90s. We thought it was hilarious when Baylor finally allowed dancing on campus.
Wizzmer@reddit
I used to be a DJ at the college nightclub in Stephenville. If we were dancing, what the hell was Baylor doing?
username-generica@reddit
They were probably supposed to be praying or attending chapel. They have to attend chapel groups but don’t get school credit for it.
Wizzmer@reddit
My uncle was All-Southwest Conference QB for Baylor in 1961.
NemeanMiniLion@reddit
Ugh Texas is so lame sometimes
username-generica@reddit
Depends where you are.
NemeanMiniLion@reddit
Agreed. I like a handful of areas. Austin, parts of Dallas.
username-generica@reddit
Been to Fort Worth or San Antonio?
NemeanMiniLion@reddit
Sam Antonio yes and has a decent time. Haven't been to fort Worth.
username-generica@reddit
Fort Worth is fun.
Wizzmer@reddit
Well, isn't every state to some degree? California is a homeless hell hole now. I just got home from NYC and it smells of piss and weed everywhere.
NemeanMiniLion@reddit
I like the smell of weed. I love California for the most part. NYC is one of my favorite cities.
I'm the wrong person to ask. I like Austin... So that's something.
Wizzmer@reddit
The smell of weed and cigarettes are great for people who enjoy breathing in smoke. I live in Illinois now and it smells like weed. But the entire state seems to be methicans.
NemeanMiniLion@reddit
I don't like cig smell. I do like pipe tobacco smell but I'm pretty sure most people do.
How do you like Illinois other than smells? I'm west of you by 3-5 hours depending on where you are so we're in similar areas.
Wizzmer@reddit
It's not my cup of tea, but much of that is due to how remote we are. Walmart grocery store is like 20 minutes away and Home Depot is twice that. Then factor in how pricey gas is here. Then the cost of utilities and property taxes is astonomical. The pros when you live remotely, your home costs very little. And being retired, Illinois doesn't tax my pension or my 401K.
We ended up here by chance because my now wife has family in the area. But she's over that, so we are looking to move somewhere between my family in DFW and here. NW Arkansas is a huge possibility because of the incredible growth and the cycling infrastructure which has become my passion late in life.
NemeanMiniLion@reddit
Right on. Yeah I'm in a large metro area so we're getting different experiences. I don't blame you. I am already in the smallest city cluster I want to live in.
Wizzmer@reddit
I need CONCERTS! LOL
NemeanMiniLion@reddit
We have several huge venues. Yeah, I hear ya! Enjoy that quiet for a bit longer before it's gone.
Classic_Breadfruit18@reddit
One of my kids is there now and there is SO much more to do in Waco than his hometown of Hilo, HI. That said, he very much misses ocean, clean air and aloha.
Wizzmer@reddit
Waco has gotten much more fun than the 80s for sure. LOL!
username-generica@reddit
Still boring as hell.
username-generica@reddit
That’s not saying much.
Meowmeowmeow31@reddit
Everything I have ever been told about Waco, I cannot tell if it’s real or someone pulling my leg.
shponglespore@reddit
Waco is a great place to stop for food when you're driving between Dallas and Austin.
username-generica@reddit
The Waco Mammoth Dig is really cool. Only reason to stop unless you need gas.
desrever1138@reddit
Just stay away from the Luby's
Get_Breakfast_Done@reddit
Is Lubys still around? I used to live in Texas but my last couple trips there I swear I haven’t seen one Lubys
desrever1138@reddit
Ah, wrong city. I was thinking of the one in Killeen.
To be fair, it was 34 years (and one day) ago.
IntelligentWay8475@reddit
Waco is an absolute shithole.
Wizzmer@reddit
What are you talking about? Every house in town has been remodeled by Chip and Joanna Gaines. LOL!
Bright_Ices@reddit
Maybe they meant it metaphorically?
Wizzmer@reddit
I was making a joke.
IanWallDotCom@reddit
Waco is both simultaneously extremely conservative but also seems to attract some real crazies.
MoodiestMoody@reddit
Like David Koresh?
Trappist1@reddit
I mean, that's like 25 miles outside of Waco. Might as well call it Austin at that point. Fun fact, the reason everyone associates it with Waco is the first reporter on the scene was staying in a hotel in Waco and writing the articles there so it was at the top of the page.
Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit
lol I’ve always pronounced it as “wacko”
jf737@reddit
Same thing
RubiksCub3d@reddit
doesn't that often go hand-in-hand?
Prize_Common_8875@reddit
I grew up there. Most of it is true lol
NintendogsWithGuns@reddit
It’s a weird little place that everyone dreads passing through. Not much to do, bad traffic, plus it’s full of weirdos. There’s even a diner in Dallas whose tagline is “it’s like going to Austin without having go through Waco.”
LPLoRab@reddit
The Dr Pepper museum is fun.
On_my_last_spoon@reddit
I have a friend from Waco. Believe it all!
Rundiggity@reddit
I heard they didn’t allow sex either, because it could lead to dancing.
LostSomeDreams@reddit
Cocaine and mdma also problematic due to propensity for dancing
LonesomeBulldog@reddit
Cocaine and MDMA are problematic because most of their students are from Dallas. Big hair, fake tits, a leased BMW, and party drugs make Dallas, Dallas.
Wizzmer@reddit
This was before MDMA. Actually, towards the end of my college days it was legal to buy and sell MDMA because authorities hadn't made it a controlled substance yet. Research the Starck Club in Dallas.
Dangeresque2015@reddit
Whoah. That was a long time ago. They used to use MDMA for therapy.
Wizzmer@reddit
Cheers for knowing that. There wasa doctor in Dallas using it for couples therapy and other ways of getting folks out of their shell. It slowly transitioned to the club scene in Dallas and you could buy it over the counter at certain clubs in the alternative and gay scene. Slowly, the authorities caught on.
Darryl_Lict@reddit
1987? Summer of love!
Bright_Ices@reddit
Surely fewer than half the students had fake breasts.
SummertimeThrowaway2@reddit
Apparently robbing someone at gunpoint is illegal too because if they run away it can be interpreted as dancing
Acrobatic_War_8818@reddit
You’ll get kicked out of BYU if you have sex
YogurtclosetFair5742@reddit
Maybe that's why Jim McMahon was so nutty as a Bear after spending his college days at BYU.
Nars-Glinley@reddit
Or drink alcohol. Or coffee. Or tea.
Prometheus_303@reddit
Or watch Glee
kbokwx@reddit
When the University of Wisconsin came to.Provostan, Utah for a football game their fans literally drank all the beer that the one bar in town had in stock.
Bright_Ices@reddit
When was that? These days there are a bunch of bars, a lounge, and even a brewery in Provo.
Rishik01@reddit
Shoutout Brandon davies
Rommie557@reddit
What is sex if not horizontal dancing? 🤔
iSeaStars7@reddit
Who says it has to be horizontal?
Wizzmer@reddit
This is a great joke. The other one is "Always invite TWO Baptists if you go fishing because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."
Bright_Ices@reddit
I’ve heard that about Mormons here in Utah.
MusicalPigeon@reddit
I mean, it's called the horizontal hokey pokey for a reason.
Moist_Session@reddit
I guess interracial dancing was off the table as well.
phydaux4242@reddit
Only when done standing up
Limp_Dragonfly3868@reddit
Well yeah because they are Baptist. That’s a pretty standard Baptist belief.
TryNotToAnyways2@reddit
Waco is a decent size town with things to do despite Baylor. A better answer is Abilene with Abilene Christian University. That's more like the Baylor of old.
Wizzmer@reddit
To be honest, Abilene Christian is only one of three colleges in Abilene. So when I was going to Tarleton you could actually dance and drink in town and I assume on the other colleges. We were 18 and legal so I would assume those things were ok on McMurray and Hardon Simmons. Baylor, not so much.
mosurabb@reddit
This is how Lynchburg, VA still is if you're associated at all with Liberty University. I've heard it called Footloose on more than one occasion, and the Liberty U code of conduct is one hell of a read.
Mirabeaux1789@reddit
Isn’t that the Bari Weiss uncredited college?
Classic_Breadfruit18@reddit
Baylor is somewhat conservative, but in no way comparable to Liberty!
Wizzmer@reddit
We have a very successful sports talk host that graduated from Liberty in DFW. To say he belonged there is an understatement. BYU or Liberty would have been my two guesses had I never known it.
Mirabeaux1789@reddit
dancing? I’ll “Slam-dunk 1st Amendment Violations” for $500, Alex.
philipjfrythefirst@reddit
Wait until you hear what the administration was cool with during the Art Briles years.
indifferentunicorn@reddit
Footloose
soflahokie@reddit
This has to be the answer, Waco is awful
Wizzmer@reddit
San Marcos was party town! I had to go to Tarleton because I knew there would be fewer options to get wasted and just party for 4 years.
Bobcat2013@reddit
I went to TXST but considered Tarleton due to the sheer amount of cousins that went there. So glad I chose TXST
Wizzmer@reddit
I still call it Southwest Texas State. LOL! Tarleton went from 3000 people enrolled when I arrived in 1980 to 21,000 enrolled today. I doubt the semester hours cost $4 anymore. I really preferred the small town, cowboy culture vibe we had back then even though I was a rocker.
jf737@reddit
I hope you were eventually able to cut loose…..footloose. And kick off your Sunday shoes
Wizzmer@reddit
I told someone else, I think they had to move the dance across the tracks.
3mta3jvq@reddit
Texas Bible Belt, remember it well. Couldn’t buy anything stronger than beer on Sundays and needed a Unicard at restaurants.
Wizzmer@reddit
Can you buy liquor on Sunday now? I left 4 years ago and that was still off limits.
3mta3jvq@reddit
I left too. Per Google, liquor stores cannot sell anything stronger than beer and wine on Sunday. State law.
sarcasticorange@reddit
Did a brash young man named Ren McCormick come and convince them to allow it?
sodosopapilla@reddit
That reckless youth?! I heard he was last scene playing chicken with tractors and even hanging out with the preacher’s daughter, if you can believe such a thing?! I tell you what, dadgum!
Wizzmer@reddit
Yes, well sort of. He had to go just across the tracks on the outside of town in an old mill.
guy_with-thumbs@reddit
ada, ohio.
AdInevitable2695@reddit
Storrs, CT. Where University of Connecticut is.
It's the middle of nowhere. Sure, there's a couple bars, but they're drab and boring. No nightclubs. But if bars aren't your type of thing, there's always the museum of puppetry. Lmao.
StutzBob@reddit
As a person on the opposite side of the country, I struggle to believe that Connecticut the state is big enough to even contain a "middle of nowhere"
iwantalongnap@reddit
Yes it's very funny to have lived in other places and now be here in CT and see this. Stores is 30 minutes from Hartford, an hour from New Haven, 1.5-2 hours from Boston and 3-4 from NYC. Rural CT? Absolutely. But it takes the same time to drive to New Haven than it does to drive across Houston.
It's absolutely a CT mentality. My kids were born and raised here and think a 20 minute drive is too long. 🤷🏻♀️
AdInevitable2695@reddit
The lack of a highway skews with your perception of distance. Storrs is the same distance away from me as Poughkeepsie, NY. The drive to Poughkeepsie feels shorter.
iwantalongnap@reddit
Absolutely! I commute to Storrs. The time from my house to the end of 384 = time from 384 to campus. But that second half feels like it's 3x as long.
RedditSkippy@reddit
Do you maybe mean 390?
iwantalongnap@reddit
Nope. I meant 384, which comes off of 84 from Hartford to head to the south side of campus.
StutzBob@reddit
The southeast corner of Oregon is the size of several Connecticuts and has just a handful of paved highways crossing the entire area. Of course, there aren't any colleges, but that's about as middle-of-nowhere as it gets in the CONUS.
RedditSkippy@reddit
There’s a lot of Connecticut—especially outside of the I-91 and I-95 corridors—which seem very remote.
TorchedUserID@reddit
I've always assumed that in 1880 somebody had a piece of rural junk land on a freezing cold hilltop and must have wanted to unload it by donating it to the state. It started as an ag school, hence the rural location.
It's much colder and more windy in the winter than most of the rest of eastern & southern Connecticut.
CreativeGPX@reddit
Storrs is in the middle of nowhere in the sense that it's about 30 minutes from a place that has more than gas stations, restaurants and liquor stores. I'd say about Manchester is the next step up in civilization.
However, I disagree a bit about the characterization of Storrs itself. In the past 10 or so years, they built a pretty enormous downtown next to Storrs. It's not NYC, but it's a lot of stuff. There's also skydiving, a drive in movie, horse and hiking trails, etc. There are far worse college towns.
In CT overall, you can be in a place where it takes like 30 minutes to get to anything. Not much more than that.
AZJHawk@reddit
Yeah. Connecticut is significantly smaller than the county I live in. It has about 60% of the land area of Maricopa County.
Even the “remote” parts of Maricopa County (Gila Bend or Wickenburg) are only an hour or so away from Phoenix. Middle of nowhere to me is Holbrook or Parker or Ajo, where it’s an hour just to get to the next town.
AdInevitable2695@reddit
It's certainly not "middle of nowhere" in the sense of like, the Dakotas. I'm from MN originally, I've seen places like that.
Really it's just CT's poor highway system that makes it far away (45+ minutes) from everything. Other than I-95 on the coastline, there's no highway that goes directly east/west in the north east portion of the state. Locals call it "the quiet corner". It's all residential and farmland. Lots and lots of deciduous forest. Storrs is in the middle of that.
The northwest corner is like that too but without a nickname. I had to drive to Utica a couple months ago, and out of the 3 1/2 hour drive, about 2 hours of it was driving through back roads in CT and MA to get to I-90. The real kicker is I needed gas and there was nothing for those 2 hours other than farms and the occasional neighborhood.
RedditSkippy@reddit
That’s so true. I grew up not far from there, and I’ve never been to Storrs.
victoriarose_nyc@reddit
I grew up in Storrs— can confirm there’s not much to do. The nature in the area can be pretty nice, though!
rareeagle@reddit
New England has so many great college towns, and then there's Storrs. Storrs or Kingston probably in the running for worst College Town in New England.
squidwardsdicksucker@reddit
Orono is up there with them too. Middle of nowhere and Bangor doesn’t have much going on, but it is close to Baxter State Park.
BitPoet@reddit
Storrs has a Friendlys, that’s pretty much it. Bangor is legitimately a place people live.
winteriscoming9099@reddit
Didn’t see a friendly’s there and I graduated in ‘24, must’ve been gone before then sadly
VisibleSea4533@reddit
Friendlys has been gone a few years, now a Japanese restaurant 😔
lurker912345@reddit
From the couple of time I played shows with bands in Bangor/Orono it seemed to have more going on than Gorham where the University of Southern Maine’s campus is. At least Gorham is a short 20ish min drive to Portland
sadperson15@reddit
At least in Kingston the students get to live on the beach in off-season rentals
Magerimoje@reddit
I'd vote Hanover NH (Dartmouth College) as the most boring New England town with a college.
OpposumMyPossum@reddit
The campus is one of the reasons my kid has UCONN on his list. He just wanted quiet , nature, and school.
Sarcastic_Rocket@reddit
I'm in Massachusetts (flair) but I grew up in Utah and this made me laugh
I grew up in a county the size of Connecticut with 60,000 across the whole thing. Nothing in the state is "in the middle of nowhere" you're lucky to have any bars
ntothesecond@reddit
Live in Tolland and went to Uconn and 100%. You join a social club and go to house parties (sober driving made me so much money back in the day), or play video games in the dorms. Even the football stadium is a 40 minute drive away. Mid May - Late August the campus is basically a ghost town.
MrsMitchBitch@reddit
I remember visiting and just driving through farms to get there. By the time we arrived, I knew I didn’t want to go there 😂
VisibleSea4533@reddit
Was going to say this. I’m in a surrounding town, nothing here.
newishanne@reddit
Honestly, calling Storrs a town feels generous, though. It felt like the university and the new development just east of campus that was meant to seem like a town when I visited (at least I did the most important thing I could there: see my women's basketball team get beat).
mistiklest@reddit
Technically, it's a village!
AdInevitable2695@reddit
Yeah and technically we don't have counties.
KevrobLurker@reddit
The counties are vestigial. They exist because the Federal govt collects certain data by county, and Harford wants the dough that enables. The state aggregates figures supplied by towns and cities.
newishanne@reddit
Right? I remember looking up the name of the town it’s in for some autistic reason, and it’s something like Mansfield, right?
mistiklest@reddit
That's correct.
Humble-End-2535@reddit
I think there is a popular misconception, because of the glory days of the Big East, that UConn is an urban university. It's a cow college!
KevrobLurker@reddit
Founded 1881 as the Storrs Agricultural School.
Humble-End-2535@reddit
Exactly. The average person outside of the state probably thinks they are in Hartford. Nah, that's just the stupid off-campus football stadium.
TesticleMeElmo@reddit
Tasty ice cream though
AdInevitable2695@reddit
I'd even argue that SUNY Geneseo has more things to do outside of campus than UConn.
On_my_last_spoon@reddit
You laugh, but that school is the place to get you Masters of Fine Arts in Puppetry. It’s where most of the people who work on Sesame Street and any Muppet go. It is a big deal.
AdInevitable2695@reddit
You're right. There's actually a lot of cool museums in CT, and that's one of them.
There's a cartoon museum in Cheshire. It's quite literally a barn in the owner's backyard. Lots of cool stuff.
KevrobLurker@reddit
Before CT adopted an income tax, cartoonists flocked to the Nutmeg State. So many publishers were a train ride away on Manhattan Island, or at least kept an office there. A few had HQs in CT. Charlton was in Derby and Fawcett in Stamford.
See
https://westportlibrary.org/cartoon-county-the-golden-age-of-cartooning-in-connecticut/
worrymon@reddit
An old friend of mine is trying to go to them all.
TesticleMeElmo@reddit
Hit up the PEZ museum in Orange
TorchedUserID@reddit
Storrs is a veritable cornucopia of entertainment nowadays compared to what it was like in 1990 when your late night food options were a couple pizza places, a bar, and a Wawa. I drove through last year and actually got a bit angry that it's so much nicer now than it was.
SenseNo635@reddit
UConn alum here.
Can confirm it’s in the middle of nowhere, by Connecticut standards. It’s a great school and I loved my four years there, but the town of Storrs is pretty bad. On the plus side there weren’t a lot of distractions, so I had no trouble keeping on top of my studies.
winteriscoming9099@reddit
I’d say this as well, as a UConn grad, but I also recognize that it’s much better than it used to be, based on the pictures I’ve seen comparing 2010 or so to 2024. Lots of new development over the past decade or so on the east side of campus.
Just_saying19135@reddit
highland falls, NY. They got a mcdonald’s and a chinese buffet knows for being more questionable then the cadet mess
Sparkle_Rott@reddit
College Park, Maryland (University of Maryland) really doesn’t have all of the attractive features that one associates with living in nice college town.
RedditSkippy@reddit
Springfield, Massachusetts. Entirely overshadowed by Amherst and Northampton that are only 30 minutes up the road.
SusBoiSlime@reddit
The few college towns I’ve been to are all pretty dead outside of large college events like football games. Gainesville and Tallahassee are sleepy towns aside from game day. Colleges in big cities have a lot more going on in terms of nightlife and things to do. Someplace like college park In LA where usc is located is lively when compared to Gainesville. Orlando is also more exciting as a college town since it’s in Orlando, same with Tampa and USF.
Most middle of nowhere college towns are just small towns where young people drink in their dorms and go to the handful of bars that are around. At least in my experience.
Relevant_Airline7076@reddit
I’d argue that part of the colloquial definition of college town is the existence of social activities, particularly those catered to college aged people, and without those, a town isn’t a college town, but rather, a town with a college.
Hij802@reddit
Yup, here in NJ the two easiest “towns with a college” is Monmouth University and Stockton University. Monmouth is literally located in a gated campus surrounded by a single family neighborhood in every side. There is nothing else there. Stockton is literally surrounded by a forest. I don’t know a single person who went there who actually liked it. The majority of the campus is a parking lot.
fidgety_sloth@reddit
My daughter looked at Monmouth. Biggest thing going for it was its proximity to the beach, which is kind of a non thing for the majority of the school year. We looked at Rowan too, which also seems to be surrounded by residential areas. I can’t imagine going to either of those schools without a car.
Hij802@reddit
Rowan at least has a relatively new area with lots of college-oriented businesses that you typically find in college towns. Rowan isn’t the best but certainly is better than Monmouth.
The best campuses in terms of surrounding amenities is Rutgers-New Brunswick (flagship campus) which is basically a college city, Rutgers-Newark (well connected area due to proximity to Newark Penn Station), and Stevens in Hoboken which sits right on the waterfront directly across from Manhattan.
pinniped90@reddit
This is my thought.
I can think of a lot of towns that have a small college but aren't really college towns. The student vibe is centered around one dorm and maybe two or three fraternity houses. No real "campustown" area.
If the question is which P5 or similar major university is in what should be a traditional college town, but doesn't have much going on, that honor has to go to Starkville, MS.
Odd_Dragonfruit_2662@reddit
That is an interesting part of the country. I was in Columbus, MS nearby and while they didn’t have a Starbucks, I did count 14 unique fried chicken restaurants.
pinniped90@reddit
Did they have local coffeeshops?
If so, good for them for not having Starbucks.
And I bet most of those chicken places were really good!
Odd_Dragonfruit_2662@reddit
They did have one coffee shop downtown. As for the chicken, there were a couple good ones but a lot of KfC and similar
pinniped90@reddit
There's a small college in Southeast Kansas, Pittsburg State, that has a couple of amazing fried chicken joints just outside of town - real country places.
Not much else going on there - it's your standard rural D2 college - but we went down there for a weekend to party years ago and I'll never forget that chicken.
DJPaige01@reddit
My daughter spent her Freshman year as an athlete at the, now defunct, Alderson Broaddus University, and the nearest Walmart and Target were 20 minutes away. There was nothing to do in the town. The lack of activities in the town concerned me, and I was correct to worry. Bad things happen on every college campus, but a lot of bad things happened there because the students had nothing else to do.
killingourbraincells@reddit
Lol, I was going to suggest Manhattan or Hays.
Zappagrrl02@reddit
I think there are college towns, and then towns that happen to have colleges. In college towns, most things revolve around college.
QuarterNote44@reddit
I've been reliably informed that its nickname is "Stark Vegas."
Dio_Yuji@reddit
This nickname is ironic, like Funroe
QuarterNote44@reddit
Oof
koreanforrabbit@reddit
Yeah, Bloomington, Indiana, is a college town, with IU dominating the culture. Terre Haute, Indiana, is not a college town, despite being home to ISU, Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, and St. Mary-of-the-Woods.
anclwar@reddit
Yeah, I went to school in a town that had a college but was not a college town. You would go off campus and the only options were the movie theater, mall, a diner, and that's about it.
stiletto929@reddit
The town I went to college in didn’t even have a mall. :(
Lucky_Sebass@reddit
Went to a university, the "town" had a couple pizza places, and a singular bar, a singular grocery store(a safeway), and i recall only one gas station.
Greenbean6167@reddit
Y’all had a bar? I went to college in a dry county. There are three colleges in town, and while we did have a movie theater and a skating rink (where parties were held), we would spend Friday nights at the 24-hour Walmart 🙃
AtheistAsylum@reddit
This was mine as well. The closest big city, Pittsburgh, was 45 minutes away.
DaRandomRhino@reddit
Damn, you guys had a movie theater and a mall? You had to drive for 30 minutes for both of those.
anclwar@reddit
I should requalify my statement with additional information. None of these things except the diner were actually in the same town as my school 😅
Appropriate-Win3525@reddit
My local state university is in a town without even a MacDonalds. The reason is because president of the town council, who served forever, owned the main restaurant in town amd got his council friends to block every fast food place from coming in. Eventually, he retired and sold his building and a Dairy Queen went in. A Subway snuck in, too. There is also now a Chick-fil-A on campus, too. But still no MacDonalds.
JanaKaySTL@reddit
Good description of the town where my college is. Lamoni, IA, home of Graceland University, has a Subway, a HyVee, coffee shops, a movie theater, pizza place, and honestly I can’t think of much else!
the_urban_juror@reddit
The relationship between the student population and the town's population plays a big factor in whether it's a college town or a town with a college. The student population needs to be at least 25% of the town's population before it's a college town rather than a town with a college. At that point, the university is usually the largest employer so the relationship to the university extends far beyond the student population.
cmadler@reddit
That's part of it but not the whole thing. Because Eastern Michigan University has 12,000 students to Ypsilanti's 20,000 total residents—that's 60%!—but Ypsi doesn't feel like a college town.
There are obviously reasons for this, having to do with student demographics, housing patterns, etc. but it's worth considering in terms of what makes a college town. IMO is not just the size of the college relative to the town, but it's also about the indirect impact in the form of businesses around the school and throughout the community catering to student needs/wants versus townie needs/wants.
JoulesMoose@reddit
Idk I went to a college that I’d say was in a college town but it didn’t exactly have a huge night life. It had 2 bars 1 was more of a pub style with booths and a pool table 1 was for dancing. There were 2 colleges and they made up the whole town, at least one member of every family who lived there worked or went to school at the colleges. It didn’t have an ice cream place, or a movie theater and you had to go two towns over to get to a grocery store.
Evening-Opposite7587@reddit
There are a lot of colleges where the campus is rural and completely self contained. No “town” to speak of, except for whatever municipal government has authority over that land, if any.
LoisLaneEl@reddit
Vandy students trying to tell me Nashville is a college town because of them. Bro, we are a city that also has Belmont, Lipscomb, Trevecca, and a few other colleges. Your college happens to be here
zgillet@reddit
I went to Southern Illinois U Edwardsville, and that was a rich town. The school was mostly medical students and engineers, and the parties were pretty tame outside of the few frat houses.
The campus is so massive that it doesn't bleed into the town like at all. We would drive 30 minutes to Saint Louis MO for any serious night life shenanigans.
EcstaticYoghurt7467@reddit
If you're headed up to Edwardsville, and you follow the road straight, you end up on campus. To get to the town, you have to turn off on the side street.
zgillet@reddit
Depends on which exit you take.
RoryDragonsbane@reddit
Hard disagree.
I went to Penn State's campus in State College, PA. As you can guess by the name, the entire town is organized around the university.
With the exception of bars, there was very little downtown had to offer. There were a few other stores, but they were usually off campus and you either needed a car or a long bus ride to get to them. If you didn't drink, there wasn't much to do.
Granted this was 20 years ago, so idk things have changed since them
SpreadsheetSiren@reddit
I know a number of PSU alums who have said the same thing going back ~40 years.
timdr18@reddit
There are constantly things going on on campus as well, concerts, shows put on by various theatre/musical programs and clubs, obviously sports, we can argue about whether you want those to count towards this but I personally would.
RoryDragonsbane@reddit
That's fair.
I guess my issue was that my friends and I felt like we couldn't just do those things if we were bored on a random night. Shows and games usually sold out in advance, so we couldn't go unless we had planned it out.
Arcades, roller rinks, rock climbing walls, mini golf, laser tag, museums, zoos, clay studios, etc. were more what I had in mind
TehBoulder@reddit
State College has mini golf, laser tag, paintball, hiking and mountain biking trails in every direction, two rock climbing gyms, mma and CrossFit gyms, a half dozen golf courses, a ski mountain 15 minutes away, etc. none of those spots are world class, but they’re there. It punched above its weight/size for amenities 20 years go, and has gotten a bit better since.
RoryDragonsbane@reddit
Thanks. I still visit occassionally, so that might be fun to do with my kid :)
Regular_Employee_360@reddit
That just sounds like a city, not a college town. Having those things on demand doesn’t fit the demographic of broke college kids.
I think college towns have a lot of planned campus events, bars, and social activities organized by other students, like dj sets at someone’s house, and self organized get-togethers. Not a bunch of business providing a variety of activities. College towns revolve around the college and student social life, if they had a bunch of activities not related to campus, the town wouldn’t revolve around the college and the students. It would just be a town.
Zaidswith@reddit
Sounds like you didn't like college town activities. Not that there aren't college activities.
RoryDragonsbane@reddit
Sure, if your definition of "college town activities" is drinking. But nearly every town has bars, so what's the difference?
Zaidswith@reddit
The clientele in those cities' bars is typically older and more sad. Would the bars you mentioned exist without the college? Would anything else?
I suspect the college has other activities. Concerts, speakers, sports, etc.. that locals also attend.
Not every college town is equal and that's part of why people tour campuses. You have to find the atmosphere you want.
cruzweb@reddit
Yeah the "town with a college" thing hits. Like, Alma Michigan is pretty well known in that state as a place that has Alma College, but little else to do other than drink, fool around, and tip cows.
iggy1004@reddit
Holy shit. Alma?? Dang, that is quite the pull. I am not sure Alma is even well known within the state! But I agree with the overall point.
I was actually going to say Mt. Pleasant. It is very much focused around CMU, but doesn't really have anything to offer beyond chain stores and fast food places.
cruzweb@reddit
CMU has a pretty active campus life though right? The situation at Ferris State is what strikes me as more lacking overall.
Rhomya@reddit
I would also argue that “things to do” is vague enough that it calls for more description.
Like, Grand Forks, ND has “things to do” if drinking is what you like to do.
Ryan_Pres@reddit
This isn’t true. College town is used to refer to towns that are heavily overshadowed by their college/dominated by the college. These are often small towns leaving many having nothing to do outside of a couple bars for college students downtown
tn00bz@reddit
You'd be surprised.
53674923@reddit
Right. I went to college in Flint, but it's definitely not a college town
Unwilling-volunteer@reddit
Gainesville FL
Easy-Maybe5606@reddit
Probably Provo, Utah
Mffdoom@reddit
I see you and raise you Rexburg, Idaho
DankItchins@reddit
I dunno, Rexburg has a Starbucks now. That's pretty exciting, no?
canisdirusarctos@reddit
Provo had local coffee shops in the 90s.
amertune@reddit
No contest. I don't know how anybody could call Provo a boring college town with nothing to do when Rexburg is an option.
Still a church college town, but the BYU-I is notoriously more uptight and stricter with all of the annoying little rules.
Rexburg is also in the middle of nowhere and doesn't have much going on besides the university, while Provo is a much larger city that has other nearby cities and plenty of outdoor recreation nearby.
LimeScanty@reddit
My exact thought. lol
levi070305@reddit
Compared to Dekalb, IL... Provo is an amusement park metropolis. If you're not into corn farming... then its a pretty boring place.
ohdang_raptor@reddit
I’ll raise you one Socorro, NM.
Fearless-Celery@reddit
My brother went there and he was longing to get back home to the bustling metropolis of Montrose, CO.
Easy-Maybe5606@reddit
As a east coast guy explain socorro
ohdang_raptor@reddit
So imagine a place in the middle of the desert. There’s a college campus, a Walmart, and a bomb range. Not much else.
Kinetic92@reddit
This is valid. My dad grew up in Socorro. We used to visit my grandmother there a lot. She owned a small family grocery store on Hwy 60 several years ago. If you're from there, you might be familiar with that store.
ohdang_raptor@reddit
Not from there, but went to NMT.
K0rby@reddit
What about Portales? What college is in Socorro?
ohdang_raptor@reddit
New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology (NMT)
renegader332@reddit
Hey, there's a golf course and a bomb range
PacSan300@reddit
I remember BYU and Provo being ranked as the “most stone cold sober” college and city in the country.
worrymon@reddit
The story is Utah. Trust me.
New_Bike3832@reddit
Nah. Provo may not be known for drinking culture, but it's an actual small city with restaurants and activities, immediately surrounded by other small cities with restaurants, bars, and activities.
phantomtofu@reddit
Utah fan here - Provo is too close to great mountains and a real cities to be the answer to this thread.
juanzy@reddit
Yah, my mind went straight to Provo, but then I thought about all the outdoors stuff accessible.
Last_Question_7359@reddit
World class skiing, hiking, biking, and camping at your doorstep.
Seeggul@reddit
Lack of bars, frats, and sororities, for sure.
Lack of activities, I would disagree.
dormantboner@reddit
This is the correct answer.
EclecticEuTECHtic@reddit
There's excellent hiking and good ice cream.
MyUsername2459@reddit
That was my first thought as well.
Nullarni@reddit
It’s gotta be Rexburg, Idaho, where BYU Idaho is located.
I went with a friend to is it his sister there, and there was NOTHING to do there. The school had a strict curfew that even applied to those living off campus. Not a joke! After dark the whole town shuts down. I was told if you wanted to do anything besides hang out at Walmart, you had to drive to Idaho Falls. I have no idea why anyone would choose that school.
BlaggartDiggletyDonk@reddit
It must make Provo look exciting.
canisdirusarctos@reddit
Provo has been surprisingly relatively normal for the greater region (outside SLC) for at least 30 years now. The weird starts around Orem to the north and Palmyra/Spanish Fark to the south.
jellybeans_in_a_bag@reddit
A lot of students come from strict families and communities who won’t allow them to go to other colleges so this is their shot at getting an education and getting a job that can get them out of those strict communities
mcbobgorge@reddit
+1 especially considering Rexburg's size. Of course if your town has a tiny little college and less than 10k people it'll be boring. Rexburg has FORTY THOUSAND people. It is the same size as State College PA, Amherst MA, etc, and yet has ZERO draw
Acrobatic_War_8818@reddit
This was my first thought. I never experienced it as a student but I would never go to a church school that you get kicked out for drinking or sex
Bonelesslimbs_@reddit
Cisco Tx. Its just a town and a college. The county is dry so no bars or anything. There is a lake nearby though, so fall and spring are fun. And you can spot the cisco whale sometimes.
ALoungerAtTheClubs@reddit
Is the Cisco whale like Texas Nessie?
Bonelesslimbs_@reddit
Nah.
Buddy, "you even seen the cisco whale?" Me, "nope. Never seen it" Buddy, "im sur3 its nearby. Let me go under and see."
Guy goes underwater, pulls his breeches down and swims to the surface and back under. When his bare ass breaches the surface he farts, blowing spray up into the air like a whales blowhole
username-generica@reddit
Gross
Bonelesslimbs_@reddit
Agreed
DoodleBug179@reddit
Villanova is called "Villa-no-fun" by locals
Any59oh@reddit
I see your charming southern town and raise you where I went to college: New Concord, OH. Population of about 2,000 with a diner, a coffee shop, a grocery store, and somehow more than one traffic light. Nearby attractions the next town over, which is also a minimum drive of 30 minutes, include the Wal-Mart and a restaurant with really good pie. Oh and a bunch of wax figures dressed like characters from A Christmas Carol in December
meeanne@reddit
I went to a religious college in Napa Valley. It was in a small town, had to drive 40 minutes for a basic mall. Campus was beautiful surrounded by wine we couldn’t drink because we were mostly underage, but also teen drinking doesn’t usually involve fancy Napa Valley wine. The neighboring town nearby had stores with weird or fluctuating hours with signs with hours literally saying “9ish - 2ish”. The best sandwich shop closed really early in the afternoon. So the thing to do was get alcohol and go to the lake (the one where people were killed by the zodiac killer, actually, they were students of my college).
SpiritOfDearborn@reddit
Ann Arbor
dreamspeedmotorsport@reddit
I can't speak to other towns in the US but Jacksonville, FL is a place that has a few colleges/universities but doesn't have much to do for a place so large. Good restaurants + shopping, sure / beaches, sure / nightlife, meh but outside of that it's not place like Gainesville, Tallahassee, Orlando, Miami, Tampa/Sarasota, etc. that offers students a wealth of things to do.
Jacksonville is.....kind of slow and really meant for folks who are in a career with kids or US naval personnel.
At UCF, if attendance wasn't mandatory, I'd go get the heavily discounted theme park passes that the school offers, head over that way, take my computer and spend the day doing a bit of work, eating lots of food and lots of rides. It gets dangerous.
yourlicorceismine@reddit
I would argue that Princeton is probably up there. Most of the students either hang out on campus or drive/helicopter/car service to Manhattan/Hamptons, etc... from what I've seen.
mgodave@reddit
I lived in Princeton after attending college in Ann Arbor, Princeton was a ghost town after 9PM, generally a shitty college town.
dustincb2@reddit
No way it isn’t Stillwater, Oklahoma
amcjkelly@reddit
Jesus, the answer to this question has to be New Paltz. Unless you are into cow tipping.
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
Yeah everyone I’ve ever met from New Paltz could not wait to get the fuck out. Same goes for Cortland NY
mad_king_soup@reddit
No they don’t. If that were true, they’d be well known as tourist destinations and be expensive to live in. But they’re not because the only people who go there are going to go to college.
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
You’ll never believe this but actually they do lmao. College towns are both highly touristed and often expensive to live in. I have no fucking idea what ur talking about
mad_king_soup@reddit
Being as I can’t think of one popular “college town” I’ve no idea what you’re talking about. I think we have different definitions of “popular” and “expensive”
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
We absolutely do. Look at Ithaca, NY. It’s far more diverse, and expensive, than all of the surrounding towns. It’s been voted the best college town in America multiple times. Does it draw the same amount of tourists and wealth that a major city would? Obviously fucking not. There wouldn’t be a term “college town” if there wasn’t some sort of recognizable traits that towns with colleges (which attract people to your town and who sometimes stay behind after college and start businesses) have.
Odd_Dragonfruit_2662@reddit
Glendive, MT?
PriorSecurity9784@reddit
Sewanee has to be right up there.
Beautiful place, and nice campus life, but not much going on in the town
YogurtclosetFair5742@reddit
I would say Baldwin City, Kansas and Baker University. It's a NAIA school in a rural town outside of Lawrence, home of Kansas University. Which everyone goes to do stuff. Plus it's about an hour outside the KC metro area.
bmward64@reddit
Washington Pennsylvania where W&J college is….
ms_jodee@reddit
Lmu in Harrogate tn.
abcedarian@reddit
Searcy, Arkansas. The whole town revolves around the college, but there's nothing there- just a Walmart and a few coffee shops. And it's a dry county (no alcohol in bars, restaurants or stores)
Equivalent-Speed-631@reddit
Shippensburg University in Shippensburg, PA
Now it’s been a long time, but back in the day it was a dry campus. The football team and games were very popular. They did have concerts on campus but most of the activities happened during the week. They showed cheap movies one night during the week and had a “dance” once a month on the weekend. Aside from sports on the weekend, there wasn’t much to do and it was really a suite case college; a lot of people went home every weekend. They did have a nice gym and a pool.
There was a bar just off campus within walking distance, there was a McDonalds, a gas station/convenience store, a video rental store (yep I’m old), a little city park, a pizza place that delivered, I remember a nicer restaurants/bar and that was it. You had to drive about 30 minutes to get to a mall or a movie theater. There was a nice national park you could drive to, to go hiking. You went off campus for parties at places that students lived off campus.
I now live in a town that has a university. They have a football team and they do host some events. Even though the campus has grown and they’ve taken over a lot, half the time I forget it’s there.
AtheistAsylum@reddit
The college I went to is in a small, poor podunk town. The nearest bigger city type activity was 45 minutes away in Pittsburgh. First year students coukdnt have a car on campus, so most were driven in, took the bus, or flew. In town, the local high school football games, the movie theater, and the mall were it besides the community college and the University I attended. The on campus activity was far more entertaining.
EpicBlinkstrike187@reddit
Yea I dunno what you’re thinking of. When I think of college town I think of a town in bumfuck nowhere that’s only a place because 40k students go to college there.
Very little nightlife and very little things to do.
That’s why frat parties or house parties are so hyped in them. Because there nothing to do.
Examples, Weat Lafayette (Purdue) and Bloomington (IU). Kinda nothing cuties expect there’s a university nearby.
TryNotToAnyways2@reddit
Bloomington is a great little town. It has fun cool shops, great local restaurants and a pretty good bar scene.
Ready_Corgi462@reddit
A collegetown is a town that caters mostly to a student population. Madison, Ann Arbor, Ithaca, Berkley all are centered around the students but there are a lot of restaurants, bars, things to do etc.
What your describing is, to me, a college without a collegetown. But maybe that’s because I went to a school that actually had one.
KevrobLurker@reddit
Madison is the state capital, so there is lot going on outside of the Mendota Oblast Revolutionary Institute.
katarh@reddit
Athens, GA is often cited as one of the most quintessential "college towns" and it has so much more going on than just the university. Almost 50 years of producing some of the greatest bands of the indie rock era and these days it's turning into the #1 retirement destination in the south because of the large medical industrial complex here.
From a previous discussion: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/1fmivxr/whats_the_quintessential_american_college_town/
MortimerDongle@reddit
40k students should support a decent amount of nightlife. I went to Penn State and there are roughly 30 bars in town, which I think is reasonable
EpicBlinkstrike187@reddit
I guess I consider a good nightlife as more than just a bunch of 21-22 year olds with no jobs drinking.
Like yea of course there are a bunch of bars around college towns. Dunno if it makes it a good nightlife.
GreenBeanTM@reddit
Good for the college kids, hence why this post is about “college towns”
MechanicalGodzilla@reddit
My kids are at Penn State and Virginia Tech, which I think fit this description. Just a giant University and supporting infrastructure, then a bunch of cows.
rareeagle@reddit
Excuse me, but Bloomington is excellent. Top place to get absolutely fucked up. Nick's English Hut alone would make it a great College Town.
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
You’ve just described exactly what I’m talking about lmao. Of course they are in bumfuck. That’s not what I’m asking. I’m asking about the ones that truly don’t have anything going for them. Ithaca NY and Winston Salem NC are both “college towns” as they both have multiple colleges and cater much of their downtown to these students, but they also don’t feel boring and like the schools are the only source of fun
VEW1@reddit
I know you are probably asking for bigger institutions but I’m going mention Lake Forest, IL.
Lake Forest College was founded the same time as the town. The town doesn’t catered to the students at all. The campus is surrounded by multi-million dollar homes, meaning the majority of students live in the dorms. The town also shuts down around 10/11 pm.
Longjumping_Ant3459@reddit
UI in Bloomington, Indiana. I would also say UN in Lincoln, Nebraska. Small cities, not much to do, may not exist if it weren't for the university (although Lincoln is the capital, so it has that going for it).
KevrobLurker@reddit
U of Nebraska abbreviates itself NU. Dyslexia is big in the old Big 8.
Dr-Gravey@reddit
Pretty rarely NU, just for football. Everyday usage is UNL.
KevrobLurker@reddit
Old joke I first heard in the '70s was that the N on a 'Husker's helmet stood for Nowledge!
Aerycks2010@reddit
Lincoln, Nebraska.
Fuzzy-Signal2678@reddit
Bloomington (IU) is typically rated one of the best college towns in the country.
Low-Locksmith-6801@reddit
Bloomington? You’ve got to be kidding. Pullman WA says “hold my beer.”
jackjackj8ck@reddit
I was gonna be talking about UC Riverside but actually a lot of these sound worse 😅
CROBBY2@reddit
I know most people are thinking of the big ones, but there are tons of small college towns. Menomonee, WI has UW-Stout and thats about it. I once visit Dordt University in Sioux Center, IA and it was literally a college, farm lands, and a Walmart.
Note: Both of these towns get bonus points though because they do have Culver's.
lemonprincess23@reddit
Culver’s is amazing tbf
silvermoonhowler@reddit
Yeah, speaking as someone who lives in MN, so not too far from Stout, from what I've heard there is next to nothing to do there and I've also heard the same about River Falls
However, you aren't too far from the easternmost edge of the Twin Cities metro so a getaway to Stillwater and its burbs around it or even St. Paul or Minneapolis proper aren't too terribly far provided you have a way to get there
MorosePeregrine@reddit
Eau Claire is also only 20 minutes away and is actually a really nice city. I'm a transplant to the area, and I still find things to like every time I go into town.
MorosePeregrine@reddit
I work in Menomonie, but I would never live there because there's just... nothing. Which is a shame. It's a very cute town and has potential. Also, it also stinks.
cecil021@reddit
I drove through Menomonee on a trip from Green Bay to the twin cites. I remember stopping at a gas station. That was about all there was to see, lol.
Franklinricard@reddit
Humboldt University in Arcata, CA
StandardResist3487@reddit
South bend, IN
Mediocre_Ad_6020@reddit
Came here to say this, though I think it's better post-Buttigieg. And there are actually some beautiful areas very near campus that I've only discovered on my trips back post graduation.
But despite the South Bendiness of it all, my 4 years at ND were among the best of my life. The campus and community make up for the lack of city amenities and then some.
hnglmkrnglbrry@reddit
Yeah South Bend has a couple of bars that cater to ND students and crime. End of list.
Own_Physics_7733@reddit
Muncie would like a word.
Unsteady_Tempo@reddit
There's so little to do in South Bend that the Studebaker/South Bend History Museum admission ticket is good for two days.
1Negative_Person@reddit
There is a very affordable train to Chicago. I’m not going to say South Bend is great; but I’ll say Muncie is worse.
thekittennapper@reddit
There’s always Pawnee.
Popular-Local8354@reddit
There’s literally nothing to do but drink and watch football
razzberrytori@reddit
Lynchburg, VA. Three colleges in the city. No public transit I remember. One pub next to campus. Everything in the city closed at 5 pm. There was a movie theatre down next to Liberty that had dollar movies on Tuesdays.
WeirdTalentStack@reddit
Newark, DE.
razzberrytori@reddit
As an adult who lives in Newark DE there is plenty to do here. There’s an actual huge park in the city with a large creek and trails. Try again.
DesignerSeparate4166@reddit
nah, you're wrong.
phydaux4242@reddit
Well, it’s Delaware
WeirdTalentStack@reddit
Firm.
Fodraz@reddit
Cullowhee, NC (Western Carolina U). Gorgeous mountain scenery but nary a thing to do
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
Oof yeah cullowhee is rough. It’s like a tiny little speck of humanity surrounded by mountains and nothing else
guppie-beth@reddit
Oberlin, Ohio.
dausy@reddit
I thought auburn was kinda boring.
katarh@reddit
I do not care for Auburn.
(whispers go dawgs)
GoonOfAllGoons@reddit
I don't believe you ate a Georgia fan.
Distinct lack of barking in post.
katarh@reddit
I'm saving up all the barks for the game against Ole Miss this weekend.
This_Abies_6232@reddit
You should be saving them for the next time that Bron Breakker shows up in a WWE ring....
mynumberistwentynine@reddit
Auburn Sucks.
I Like driving in my truck.
blues_and_ribs@reddit
I was disappointed to see Starkville so high up on this list, as I am a Miss St grad, and I think there’s plenty to do as a student, on campus and off, assuming you’re not a boring shut-in.
But I visited Auburn for the first time recently and holy crap, I don’t know how they don’t get more shade in this area. One of the most boring, dreariest campuses I’ve ever been on, and the adjacent town was the ice cream shop and a couple of bars and ok restaurants. People shit on Starkville, but Auburn, the town and the school, had not a single leg up on us.
CartoonistAnnual4672@reddit
went for the georgia game last weekend and I thought skybar was fye
ArsenalinAlabama3428@reddit
I grew up there and kind of agree. It’s got an ok arts scene and while the game day experience is great, there’s not much more going on in town.
The town and campus itself are pretty but I guess the main thing Auburn has going for it is how easy it is to take weekend/day trips from there. Nice promixity to other SEC campuses, comparatively. Very close to Atlanta, 3 1/2 hours from the beach. Can get to Lake Martin in 30 min or the Blue Ridge Mountains in 3 hours.
I’ll take that over the more isolated college towns. It was nice to have options on the weekends that weren’t just drinking at the frat house
Candyapplecasino@reddit
As a Troy grad, I used to visit my friend in Auburn to have things to do. Outside of the university, our cultural mecca was Wal-Mart. I remember being in awe of the fancy grocery stores and the festive little downtown street in Auburn.
Troy has at least gotten a couple of new stores and restaurants since I was there. There’s a Starbucks, a TJ Maxx, and an Ulta, which is wild.
Kinetic_Silverwolf@reddit
When I was a kid in Montgomery the most exciting thing about Auburn was that they had a water park.
LionelHutzEsqLLP@reddit
Toomer's Drugs and now Buc-ee's, that's pretty much it.
PapaJohnyRoad@reddit
Clemson w/ lakes or mountains
DaddyCatALSO@reddit
Kutztown, PA?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
YourGuyK@reddit
Go to Moorhead or Morris, Minnesota and tell me college towns are fun and exciting. I'm sure there's a tie between a lot of state schools.
Distracted-senior@reddit
Sterling, Kansas Sterling College I dare you to find something to do there
MegaAscension@reddit
I’ve got everyone beat-
Buies Creek, North Carolina. Home of Campbell University. It’s not even a full town, and the town is so small, it doesn’t have a McDonald’s.
Spider_Dawg@reddit
Pullman, WA, they have Cougar Gold cheese and drinking, lots of drinking.
Beginning-Vanilla8@reddit
athens ga
vinyl1earthlink@reddit
Welcome to Gambier, Ohio.
rareeagle@reddit
Gambier really stands out in a state with Oxford, Athens, Yellow Springs, Granville, etc.
Admirable_Shower_612@reddit
Idk I did acid in the cornfields so there’s that option.
Plastic-Sentence9429@reddit
Or Wooster.
khak_attack@reddit
I raise you Wooster, Ohio.
Call_Me_Papa_Bill@reddit
Bloomington, Illinois. Worked on a project there for two years. Biggest event was visiting the Beer Nuts company store in the mall.
Glad-Intern2655@reddit
Bozeman, MT. Lots of bars; not much else.
Difficult_Habit_4483@reddit
Wellesley, MA
88Caniac88@reddit
Buies Creek, NC
jimbopalooza@reddit
I lived not far from there and can confirm. It was in the middle of nowhere. That was quite a while ago so it might have changed but I doubt it.
thenewblueblood@reddit
Cullowhee isn’t much better, besides being in the mountains which comes with its own set of activities
LitFan101@reddit
You can always get an exciting night out in the neighboring metropolis of… Sylvia.
88Caniac88@reddit
Very true
moonwillow60606@reddit
Came to say exactly this. Campbell college (university) is a Southern Baptist college in a tiny town. IIRC either the town or the county is still alcohol-free.
beenoc@reddit
It's not the county - all the Bragg soldiers who live in Linden Oaks and nearby would mutiny if they couldn't get booze. The town of Buies Creek itself, I'm not sure - not sure where you'd even be able to buy booze in the town other than beer from a gas station.
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
Shit, I totally forgot that Buies Creek is where Campbells actual campus is located. I always think of Campbell as a Raleigh school
Responsible-Device64@reddit
All of them in New England
Pretty_Please1@reddit
I haven’t been but my family member doesn’t speak highly of Moscow, ID’s entertainment options.
BigPapaJava@reddit
There are plenty of small, private colleges around the country in places that have nothing to do around them.
The universities and towns are both too small to attract anything worth doing.
Embarrassed_Fig1801@reddit
Davis California
TipsyBaker_@reddit
Potsdam, NY. Unless you're super in to the outdoors there's not much going on there. In the summer the population feels like it cuts in half and the winters just hurt
nkdeck07@reddit
Lol yeah drive down the road to Canton then tell me Potsdam is dead. Potsdam at least had cute little shops and a few restaurants and SUNY Potsdam and Clarkson were big enough to support something. SUNY Canton and St Lawrence were absolutely tiny.
Eudaimonics@reddit
Potsdam is actually one of my favorite small college towns. Really nice walkable Maine street area with lots of local restaurants and shops.
Also if you’re into hiking or skiing you’ll probably going to love it there.
jstar77@reddit
Bethany WV home of Bethany College.
nkdeck07@reddit
Canton NY boasts 2 colleges and not a single other fucking thing. Grand total of 2 pizza places in town, both fully supported by the colleges and 2 bars which are also fully supported by the colleges. Everything else is those weird hybrid stores that only exist in very very tiny rural towns (personal favorite was a furniture/hallmark store)
cookoutenthusiast@reddit
Boone, NC
blueboxtravelagency@reddit
Romeoville, IL there is a university there, but absolutely nothing to do
bisquitsngravy@reddit
In my opinion, state college, home to Penn state
probably_bored_1878@reddit
Murray, Kentucky. A Rural, Western Kentucky, dry county with nothing to do in the small town the college is located in.
We used to make some money in high school by buying alcohol in our hometown and driving the 45 or so miles to Murray to sell it to the students.
savvylikeapirate@reddit
Magnolia, Arkansas.
Sarcastic_Rocket@reddit
I went there so I'm biased but Logan Utah around Utah State University
It has a D1 school in a pretty small city and culturally the city very much revolves around the College. When you get to the point that most jobs, apartment leases, and even churches have different options for school year and summer, it's a college town lol.
It's in the middle of a valley in the Rocky mountains. It's about 2 hours from a major airport, an hour from any other city of equal size. so there's no kind of events, concerts, or anything. It's small town Utah so slim to no bars, clubs, etc.
The only things to do are outdoorsy, camping, going to the lakes (which the two major boating areas are 45 minute drives) or skiing in the winter. So if it's not that season or you aren't into any of that, there's nothing to do. Also the only way in or out of the valley is driving through canyons, so if it's snowing really bad, you are literally locked in, because they shut down the entire road in the canyon.
IllprobpissUoff@reddit
If you said, I’m going to Boston to college there are I think 30 different colleges available?
iaminabox@reddit
Erie Pennsylvania. 3 universities and a few smaller colleges. There ain't shit to do there.
KevrobLurker@reddit
Does Mercyhurst still have that rockin' talent show? 😉
iaminabox@reddit
I don't know. I work at mercyhurst and never heard of a talent show. I do know I work with a bunch of no talent bums though.
KevrobLurker@reddit
Haven't watched "That Thing You Do?" (a film by Tom Hanks.)
iaminabox@reddit
I haven',but I know of it.
KevrobLurker@reddit
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/37f0d924-cd2b-4665-a4bd-90164720c28f
iaminabox@reddit
Lol. I'm sending this to most of my co-irkers. Thanks.
Last_Question_7359@reddit
Pullman WA
ELMUNECODETACOMA@reddit
I was waiting for this. I got there a week early for grad student orientation my first year and as far as I could tell I was the only person in town and it was actually a set from a Western.
PapaJohnyRoad@reddit
I have no reason to believe this but Starkville, MS was the first thing to come to mind
Beautiful_Jim_Key@reddit
lol I was gonna say Oxford
oxenpoxen@reddit
Went there as an away fan for a football game one time and had a blast bebopping around their little “cotton district” both before and after suffering a disappointing defeat. Top 10 hangover the next day to boot
mbfunke@reddit
So relatable
Rbkelley1@reddit
I did the same. I hate cowbells.
ArsenalinAlabama3428@reddit
That would be my vote.
Esteban-Du-Plantier@reddit
Starkvegas
ArchiveOfNothing@reddit
moscow, idaho with pullman, wa as runner up
Dodson-504@reddit
Alamosa, CO
Grambling, LA
Olderbutnotdead619@reddit
Pella, Rock Island
ginger_princess2009@reddit
Murfreesboro, TN. You have to drive 45 minutes to Nashville to find anything to do
vbsteez@reddit
Poughkeepsie NY has Marist and Vassar, and students from neither campus go into poughkeepsie.
Its a dead industrial city.
The Hudson valley, at large, is beautiful and great, but not poughkeepsie.
KevrobLurker@reddit
MetroNorth to NYC, though.
Eudaimonics@reddit
Too big to be a college town IMO.
Also, downtown is pretty nice, there’s definitely some redeeming qualities.
vbsteez@reddit
fair enough on the 1st point.
but what are you referring you?
DDguyfromDC@reddit
West Lafayette
AcidReign25@reddit
lol. Was waiting for that. Purdue grad. Loved going there. But you had to make or find your own fun.
DDguyfromDC@reddit
Indiana in general has great universities and true college towns of so so places
Bloomington
West Lafayette
South Bend
Muncie
Terra Haute
KevrobLurker@reddit
Some family members went to St Joe's of Collegeville/Rensallear, IN. In the 70s the big excitement was,eating at the new Pizza Hut.
The school shut down, but has reopened as a non-degree-granting institution. Certification programs & courses with credits issued by other schools are held. Trying to be a part of Marian in Indy didn't work.
West Lafayette looked Paris in comparison.
kashy87@reddit
Wooster, Ohio.
Hosts both the College of Wooster, and The Ohio State University Agricultural Technical Institute.
Two colleges and not fuck all to do.
Electronic_Panic8510@reddit
Orono Maine
DDguyfromDC@reddit
Whittier College
But conducive to poets
KevrobLurker@reddit
Nixon's alma mater, originally a Quaker (Friends) school. Tricky Dick got his law degree at Duke.
Aerycks2010@reddit
Lincoln, Nebraska
SouthernStatement832@reddit
Evansville, Indiana
It has not 1, but 2 Divison 1 universities, and you wouldn't know they had anymore than a community college.
ElysianRepublic@reddit
Relative to the size of the college, Waco, TX for sure.
Overall probably Lewiston, ME. Bates is a good liberal arts school and one of the only things happening in town but the town feels dead and barely has any college town atmosphere to speak of.
tabrazin84@reddit
Was wondering if anyone was going to say Lewiston! I think there is maybe one bar…
Humble-End-2535@reddit
I attended Clemson in the '80s and there was absolutely nothing to do there.
I see the point of the question as to "how do you define a college town." To me, Chapel Hill, Athens, and Charlottesville are all college towns. But they have a lot more going on.
No_Control9441@reddit
Isn’t Clemson supposed to have some of the biggest brain drain amongst graduates in the country that don’t stay in the area after college or something like that?
Humble-End-2535@reddit
There's no reason to stay in Clemson. I can only speak for when I graduated, but a lot of people took jobs in Atlanta and Greenville. A lot of management majors would pick up jobs in mills and other manufacturing in the region. But there aren't really jobs in Clemson.
No_Control9441@reddit
Yeah I read it’s in the part of South Carolina with the least amount of jobs for college graduates at one time and a divide between the locals and the students. I don’t go there so I don’t know just what I’ve read.
Humble-End-2535@reddit
I never sensed a divide between the locals and the students, when I was there. The local businesses made their money off the university.
But there just weren't jobs there for the graduates.
Most of the perpetual students I knew were people with family money who just lived there but weren't especially productive. Or people who got service jobs when they were undergrads and just kept those jobs full-time when the graduated.
DesignByChance@reddit
A lot more in Clemson now than there was back in the 80s though.
IllprobpissUoff@reddit
Boston is pretty great
KevrobLurker@reddit
Boston isn't a college town, but greater Boston is a town of colleges.
Gatsby1923@reddit
Ridge New Hampshire
Empty-Cycle2731@reddit
Orem, Utah
Winter-eyed@reddit
Boise? Idaho is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth
DDguyfromDC@reddit
Boise is not a college town. It s a small city with a juco college that became a 4 year college, but hardly a college town
Winter-eyed@reddit
Well Pocatello and Moscow are not any better than Boise and objectively have even less to do.
Ol_Man_J@reddit
You point out Boise, the state capital of Idaho, when Idaho state exists in a town of 26,000 people.
Winter-eyed@reddit
The only part of Idaho I’ve seen that was cool was the uninhabited part. The Blue Mountains are pretty. The people tho? Maybe I just met a bad run of them each time I’ve been there but I’m unimpressed.
Former-Fly-4023@reddit
Proof you’ve never visited or know much about Boise, or Idaho in general. Boise was named top place in the world to visit by National Geographic this year.
herehaveaname2@reddit
I'd go back just to visit the Basque restaurants again.
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
I’m not sure I can believe that Boise is dead lol but I’ll take ur word for it
Mushrooming247@reddit
May I introduce you to dry town, (no alcohol sales allowed,) Grove City, Pennsylvania, home of evangelical-Christian Grove City College.
The school was recently sued for expelling gay students, when I went there it was socially acceptable to beat gay students.
No alcohol, no dancing that I ever witnessed on campus, required chapel time for all students, (with many of them!shaking and speaking in tongues in the chapel,) and a total of two non-white students in my whole experience there.
No bars, no restaurants, nothing open late, all students required to live on campus, even if you are 24 years old, there were places to party, but they were a few and far between, and quickly shut down.
Ok_Inevitable_2216@reddit
I don't think of Aiken as a college town at all. It's a horse town with a college appendage.
evmac1@reddit
I could be completely off on this but maybe Grinnell, Iowa?
philipjfrythefirst@reddit
Their d3 basketball team used to be a show (1990-2005 era). A quick wiki search and it appears the current coach is the son of the coach who started their run and gun style. It’s worth watching if you ever get a chance.
In December 2022, Grinnell set an NCAA record (in all divisions) for taking the most three-point shots at 111 attempts. Every attempted field goal was from beyond the three-point arc and Grinnell beat Emmaus Bible College, 124 to 67.
CatalinaHotaru@reddit
Sherman, TX. Literally nothing to do at all. Nothing to do for miles upon miles in any direction
eeberington1@reddit
Idk but I drove through the town that UK (Kansas) is in and was genuinely shocked they supported such awesome basketball programs when there are schools like Duke, UNC, Gonzaga in great college towns. Absolutely middle of nowhere Kansas
mr_miggs@reddit
There’s a bunch of smaller or mid sized schools in small towns that don’t really have a lot outside of the college. But if there are enough students things to do will appear.
Southernor85@reddit
I win this question. I went to University of Maine at Machias, the town has a population of 2,000 about half of which are the students, the other half are mostly fisherman. The median age in town is 53, it has no businesses open late and doesn't even have a stoplight (there are only 2 in the entire county and they turn off at night). There is one bar/ diner in town, that has limited seating, a nautical fishing theme, and the average age there is probably 60+. The nearest city that has anything resembling a college scene, activities, or night life, is 1.5 hours away, longer in winter.
ItRhymesWithTable@reddit
The only true answer is Peru, Nebraska.
Reverend_Bull@reddit
Unsure if it'd win, but Pippa Passes, KY is definitely a contender. It's literally just the tiny Alice Lloyd College, smack dab in the middle of deep eastern KY. Good school and good mission but students legendarily drive 30 minutes to get to nowhere from there.
Opening-Ad-2769@reddit
Austin, Tx
czarfalcon@reddit
You can make the argument that Austin isn’t a real “college town”, but if you’re accepting that it is, there’s no way you could argue that Austin is boring.
Opening-Ad-2769@reddit
That's a good point. It probably isn't as much of a college town as it once was because of all the tech companies and industries that moved in.
czarfalcon@reddit
I can respect how some people might feel Austin is overrated, but no way can you can it the most boring college town when places like Lubbock and San Angelo exist, lol.
KevrobLurker@reddit
If a city is the State Capital (Columbus) or is right next door (E Lansing) the university's influence is diluted a bit. There may be a reflexive relationship between the state govt, faculty & admins cycling between working for state govt and the U, alums working govt jobs or regulated ones like insurance cos, begging for fundjng, lobbying. etc. A govt-state U complex can develop.
Latii_LT@reddit
I knew someone was going to put this here. I am Austin native (I don’t even really like Austin) but it’s definitely a college town/city. There are over 900 bars and nightclubs in Austin. Over 200 plus music venues. A local and corporate coffee shop every couple hundred feet on a commercial road, Pilates, gyms and dance studios everywhere, trials and parks etc…
If the argument is it’s changing to more of a young tech bro city. Yes I agree but a lot of those techies and real estate bros are taking business courses and tech courses through UT.
ChirpMcBender@reddit
Does sitting in i35 traffic count as an activity?
Evilbuttsandwich@reddit
Colorado School of Mines in Golden, Colorado has meth and nothing else really
squishy_bricks@reddit
Salisbury, MD?
pineconehedgehog@reddit
Castine, Maine.
Presque Isle, Maine is up there too. But I think Castine still wins. 25 minute drive just to get to a grocery store.
Upstairs-Storm1006@reddit
I can only speak to places I've been. To me it's Mt. Pleasant, MI, home of Central Michigan University.
salamat_engot@reddit
My dad took us from Flint through Mt. Pleasant on a trip to Gaylord because he was offered a job at Central Michigan and he wanted to check out the town more. It was the second worst road trip I've ever taken.
worthwhilewrongdoing@reddit
At least you survived it!
Yggdrasil-@reddit
Not true! You can develop a crippling gambling addiction 👍
Upstairs-Storm1006@reddit
😂🤣 Good call.
sto_brohammed@reddit
There's a lot more to do in old Mount Peezy than in the Soo, that's for sure. At least assuming you don't want to deal with crossing the border all the time. Granted, that's a "tallest midget" sort of competition but still.
Upstairs-Storm1006@reddit
Very possible. We haven't been to the Soo since I was a little kid so no idea how it stacks up at a college town.
I had friends at CMU, visited a couple of times. The only thing there besides the university is the casino. There's a reason all my CMU friends were constantly coming down to stay weekends with me at Michigan State.
MusicalPigeon@reddit
Platteville in Wisconsin. I went there for a couple years when I was 18-20. Almost everything in the "things to do section" were in Dubuque IA, Galena IL, and just outside Platteville (Lancaster). And even the Platte M Mound is just outside of Platteville.
Before Covid my friends and I would hang out at the Walmart at night or go to one of the two movie theaters (a thing we had to pay for. Fucking around at Walmart is free). Even then I personally spent a lot of time at the public library, and the campus club I was part of got up to a lot of fuckery just being idiots with Amazon prime delivery.
61Below@reddit
Moorhead, MN
cholaw@reddit
I went to school in SC too. If there wasn't anything significant going on, Orangeburg was a ghost town on the weekends. Since I was an out of state student... I got to experience it first hand
electricwagon@reddit
Unless you count a lukewarm variety to restaurants as "something to do", Murfreesboro, TN is just one big traffic jam leading to a megachurch.
pixel-beast@reddit
Id like to introduce Oneonta, NY into this conversation. Two colleges and fuckall to do outside of them
medievalesophagus@reddit
Vermillion, SD
eejm@reddit
Seconded. There’s nothing there. The place is a ghost town on the weekends, so kids must just go home out of utter boredom.
MegaTreeSeed@reddit
Tifton Georgia, Abraham Baldwin Agricultural College. It has a Walmart, a wafflehouse, and not much else last time I was there. Tifton is a dry county, too, so no bars or liquor stores. You gotta drive to the next county over to even buy alcohol. Amd the school itself is like 10 mins to the town. It's very rural.
LastCookie3448@reddit
Farmington, Maine basically shuts down every night at 6pm.
Bloomington, Indiana is basically Nothingtodoville.
boneyjoaniemacaroni@reddit
St George, Utah. The only things to do there are drink soda and go to Zion (which is admittedly excellent but also not exactly college town vibes).
No-Koala1918@reddit
Ames, Iowa
cheaganvegan@reddit
Ada, Ohio where Ohio northern is.
AcidReign25@reddit
Was looking for this one. Have several friends that went there
cheaganvegan@reddit
My sister almost did optometry school there until she realized there was nothing to do
AcidReign25@reddit
lol. Have 2 pharmacist friends and 1 Eng friend who went there. They like it. The Eng player baseball their so had an in on what was going on on campus. Her married one of the pharmacist friends. The other is a guy who played a lot of inter mural basketball and went to their version of the Regal Beagle saloon.
cheaganvegan@reddit
Haha I meant pharmacy school. She ended up being an optometrist. Yeah some people like it there it seems.
Abe_Bettik@reddit
There are hundreds, if not thousands, of College Towns in the USA. Philippi, WV is a college town (has nothing there but the College and the town) and it's absolutely dead. I think there's one bar and one restaurant and a Sheetz. It used to be a Coal Mining town, though, so that's a large part of it.
eejm@reddit
Vermilion, SD, is the home of the state’s flagship university (U of SD) and is stupefyingly dull. There’s zero life there.
Maxpowr9@reddit
Unless these rural colleges in said towns have deep pockets, a lot of them will end up shuttering in 30ish years. College even moreso, is about job prospects post degree, and rural towns don't have them, so many will end up moving to a metro area that does have jobs. Alumni aren't gonna continue to invest in said rural communities either.
StutzBob@reddit
Monmouth, OR (Western Oregon University) is tiny and was literally a dry town until 2002
UnofficialCapital1@reddit
Philippi was a college town. Alderson Broaddus closed summer of 2023 like 2 weeks before fall semester was to start.
Somehow, Salem University in Salem, WV is still operating in a town of 1400 people. I don't know if Salem even has its own gas station.
Abe_Bettik@reddit
The good news is that there are plans to re-open the campus as a satellite campus of Wesleyan.
UnofficialCapital1@reddit
Hope it works out.
On_my_last_spoon@reddit
Technically, you could say my town is a “college town” as it does have a large university in it. But the town itself is not centered around the university. The university is its own entity, separate from the town itself.
I think of towns like Urbana-Champagne where the university buildings are mixed in with the town. You can’t separate UIUC from the town itself. Professors and students alike live there. Outside the town is…nothing!
WookieeRoa@reddit
Morehead State University, Morehead Kentucky. It’s a college and a gas station that’s about it.
Guinnessron@reddit
Lewisburg PA, where Bucknell is located has nothing to offer.
Apprehensive_Camel49@reddit
Storrs, CT for certain
Reliable_Narrator_@reddit
All “college towns” are towns with at least one college. Not all towns with colleges are “college towns.”
jml510@reddit
I'm not sure if this counts, but I attended school in Arcata, CA. It's a nice, laid-back town whenever I visit. As much as I like it up there, there aren't a whole bunch of things to do in Arcata, Eureka, or other surrounding towns. I know of a few activities like hiking trails, fishing, Humboldt Crabs baseball games, intramural sports at HSU, Bayshore Mall, beaches, and a few museums, but that's pretty much it, plus HSU lost its football program. When I attended HSU and asked someone what the nightlife is like for students, he told me that some of them have house parties.
polelover44@reddit
I mean, it's gotta be Gambier, OH, right?
luthien310@reddit
Commerce, TX. It's got A&M Commerce and nothing else.
DDguyfromDC@reddit
In Calif, there are really only 3 college towns: Davis, Chico, and San Luis Obispo
Mr_Noms@reddit
Alpine, Tx
appleflavoredeyeball@reddit
Lynchburg Virginia
Wheres_Jay@reddit
I'm going with Clarendon, TX. There is literally nothing there but the college.
TheViolaRules@reddit
Upland, IN. Taylor University doesn’t even let students (or profs) dance and there is an extensive behavior code. There’s one good ice cream place though
mr_mantis_toboggan@reddit
Collegeville, PA, home of Ursinus College. There is practically nothing for students to do within walking distance of campus.
Lord_Voltan@reddit
Wingate University, North Carolina.
Soonerpalmetto88@reddit
Goodwell, Oklahoma.
youcancallmet@reddit
Storrs, CT, where UConn is located. The campus is essentially the town, located in the middle of nowhere in Connecticut. The campus itself is lively, with bars and events, but the surrounding area is quite boring.
Toomuchhappeningrn@reddit
They have bars on campus? Genuine question because my campus is dry.
youcancallmet@reddit
Yes, there’s bars on campus.
Electrical_Can594@reddit
If the town has a lot of riches or gays it will usually have more college stuff but more so if it’s not just gays or just rich but rich gays and also outdoors. Outdoors is like normal outside but with trail markers on the trees and yelp reviews about how different from inside the outside feltand it’s usually rich gays that paint the markers and leave the reviews or college grads that design the trails. That’s another thing, do the college grads get upward mobile and stay in the general area and become rich gay alums or do they get downward mobile and move back to their hometown and not open any espresso movie theaters with Dolby surround stables? One in six Dolby surround stables is in a Collegeville. More crest is sold in college towns compared to aqua fresh and more Evian compared to Dasani but the same amount of crown rusee vodka because everyone drinks crown ruse whether college educated or heteronormativity, makes no difference in the census demographics or the amount of comedy club subscribers.
sapotts61@reddit
K State Manhattan, KS.🤮
WarFit9567@reddit
TCNJ
solarsuplexus@reddit
Socorro, NM is one of the most depressing towns I've ever been
Revolutionary-Bird-@reddit
Irvine, CA
AKALVCHLD@reddit
Brookings, South Dakota home of the SDSU Jackrabbits. My brother currently goes there and I went to a rival school and it’s borderline depressing how little there is to do in Brookings for the size of the university and the success of their athletic programs.
tanya6k@reddit
Not sure if lacey, wa counts (we have st Martin's university) but I think it's boring af here. Olympia has all the fun.
Sure-Palpitation-665@reddit
Lindsborg, KS, home of Bethany College. Nothing to do.
SkiFishRideUT@reddit
BYU.
bigredroyaloak@reddit
MTU in Houghton, MI has to be the most remote college town I’ve visited.
mopedophile@reddit
When I started at MTU they gave all the freshmen a flyer of the top 10 things to do in the area. One of them was to look at the end of highway 41.
FeelingDelivery8853@reddit
Oxford, MS where Ole Miss is located is a dry country
rjainsa@reddit
I lived in State College PA for 10 years. Extremely boring unless you were a frat boy. Limited restaurants that were enjoyable mostly in the summers when the students were gone. I don't remember any cultural life except for visiting artists on campus. Overwhelmingly white and mainstream.
Gullible-Apricot3379@reddit
Abilene, Texas. It has 3 universities but good grief it’s boring.
AntaresBounder@reddit
Lock Haven, Pennsylvania about 1995… nothing to do but drink.
Weightmonster@reddit
Ones that completely shut down when school is not in session.
Redemptionat-itsbest@reddit
State college for how many people tbh
SpellVast@reddit
Highland Falls, NY. It is right outside the gate of the United States Military Academy. Not a party town, but West Point was never considered a party college.
United_Pipe_9457@reddit
Corvallis Oregon or McMinnville Oregon
CtForrestEye@reddit
The Allman Brothers didn't like Statesboro (GA Southern) and made the song Statesboro Blues.
DOMSdeluise@reddit
Williamsburg VA is pretty dead
Isekai_Trash_uwu@reddit
When the college town is a tourist trap, you know you're not going to a place with a good nightlife. On the plus side, the CW animals are adorable and you can sometimes even pet them.
hokiegirl759397@reddit
Nice area. Campus of William and Mary is gorgeous especially in the fall.
DOMSdeluise@reddit
It is nice and the campus is pretty but speaking as an alumnus I can assure you it's boring as shit for students lol
hokiegirl759397@reddit
😂 Hey at least you got accepted. You already know where I went. Only thing I love about Williamsburg is the outlet mall.
DOMSdeluise@reddit
Nothing wrong with Virginia Tech! I went as an out of state student (lol... great financial decision) so I have no part in any of those rivalries :)
hokiegirl759397@reddit
I didn't say there was anything wrong with Virginia Tech. 😂 It was my #1 choice because of the football games. William and Mary is extremely boring to say the least.
rareeagle@reddit
I can't imagine going to school there. I'd be nervous that anything you touch might break, and it's like, "good job asshole, you just broke Patrick Henry's favorite bench."
mar_de_mariposas@reddit
Westfield MA
DowntownEmu@reddit
Oh yeah, one of my friends went to Westfield State, according to him he spent most of college making friends in the Five Colleges area instead of Westfield
mar_de_mariposas@reddit
Yes I transferred from Westfield State to a Five College and when I was there I spent most of my time in Amherst with my best nearby friend in Amherst College.
DowntownEmu@reddit
I knew someone who went to Houghton University in Houghton, NY and according to her on special occasions they drove to the Walmart 40 minutes away and besides that there wasn't much to do that wasn't on the college grounds
Chapea12@reddit
That top comment about “college town vs college with a town in it” makes a lot of sense.
Also, the town where William and Mary is a real contender for worst (atleast when I toured the school 15 years ago)
GreenBeanTM@reddit
Probably the vast majority have the same amount of nothing
historychikk@reddit
Adrian, Michigan.
Although to be fair, it's a Christian college.
MechanicalGodzilla@reddit
George Mason University maybe? They got Johnny Depp and Amber Heard a few years ago, but otherwise it's a large college in the middle of suburban Virginia.
DJPaige01@reddit
With over 4,000 colleges in the country, it would be difficult to answer.
No-Conversation1940@reddit
Rolla, MO
College town for an engineering and hard sciences university (Missouri S&T) near an Army base (Fort Leonard Wood), leading to what is probably one of the most skewed local gender ratios in the nation. Rolla is deep in the Ozarks without being close to any notable geographic features, the townies resent the students, and the students spend most of their time studying or drinking cheap hooch anyway.
t-poke@reddit
As a former UMR (that's what my diploma says and I'm sticking to it) student, the feeling was mutual.
We needed them and they needed us to keep both the college and town alive, but my god, I've never seen so much hatred, racism and ignorance concentrated in one place. And this was in the mid 2000s, I can only imagine it's gotten a lot worse.
girkabob@reddit
I graduated from there 19 years ago, and I'm jealous of how much more stuff the town has now. There was truly nothing but the Grotto, Alex's Pizza, and the townie bar back then.
t-poke@reddit
I graduated from there in 2008 and my brother in 2013. Seems like there was a pretty big boom in stuff being built while he was there because there wasn't a whole lot when I left.
I don't really find myself in Rolla anymore, especially after my brother graduated. I did a road trip to the Grand Canyon and Vegas a few years ago and stopped in Rolla to use the Supercharger. I drove through the town just for a trip down memory lane, and of course had to get lunch at Alex's. That's still some of the best god damn pizza I've had. It's a unique style that I can't find anywhere in STL.
There's definitely a lot more stuff now when it comes to restaurants and bars. But still just the fucking Wal-Mart for most of your grocery and household shopping.
jameyiguess@reddit
Niagara Falls sucked
Eudaimonics@reddit
Niagara Falls isn’t really a college town, plus NU is one of the only schools where you can drive 5 minutes across the border and drink when you’re under 21 (just don’t drive back loaded).
jc8495@reddit
Macomb Illinois home of western Illinois university is where I imagine good times go to die
PurpleLilyEsq@reddit
Highland Falls, NY. The town that holds the entrance gates to the United States Military Academy (West Point). Population: 3,684.
Eudaimonics@reddit
Highland Falls at least has a small walkable downtown area with local shops and restaurants.
Also, if you’re into hiking, you’re going to love that area
knockatize@reddit
Pretty town, though. Great scenery. Billy Joel wrote a song about Highland Falls.
El_Polio_Loco@reddit
I raise you Houghton NY, home of Houghton college, middle of nowhere in the most impoverished part of NY, town population 1,685
Pickleless_Cage@reddit
Almond New York. 2 colleges there but the population is under 400 people. There’s one street with both schools and a few businesses but really not much at all.
Eudaimonics@reddit
Yep, Alfred was the first to come to mind.
textilefactoryno17@reddit
You mean Alfred? Although even Alfred + Almond is still not much there.
Pickleless_Cage@reddit
Yes, are the separate towns? I only toured at Alfred so I maybe gotten them mixed up 😂
textilefactoryno17@reddit
Alfred's population is closer to 5,000.
El_Polio_Loco@reddit
Because of AU and AState in the same place Alfred is pretty decent for college stuff.
But when you need to drive 30 minutes to get to the closest Walmart you know it’s a small town.
unsurewhatiteration@reddit
Caneadea, NY is technically a college town in that it is a township and Houghton University is within it. However there are only about 2200 people (excluding resident students) in the ~36 sq mile township and there is absolutely fuck-all for miles around.
Eudaimonics@reddit
Yep, most college towns in upstate at least have a nice downtown area with shops and restaurants.
Houghton and Alfred are noticeably lacking these.
El_Polio_Loco@reddit
This was my first thought too. I remember going to visit my sister playing a soccer game there and thinking how wildly shitty of a place it was.
I went to Alfred, so I’m well aware of crappy southern tier towns, but that place took the cake.
KimBrrr1975@reddit
Grand Forks, ND.
Zealousideal-Lie7255@reddit
I hoped it’s gotten better but Purdue and West Lafayette and Lafayette were incredibly boring. This was a while ago.
Randy_Magnum29@reddit
I went there for my freshman year in 2004-05 and hated it. There was NOTHING to do.
heyheymollykay@reddit
State College.
Tbagzyamum69420xX@reddit
Maybe not so much anymore but Cullowhee, North Carolina. Western Carolina University. I mean the town itself is pretty much just the college, any "college town" activities took place in neighboring Sylva so that kinda gets adopted into the WCU culture. But even then there were only a handful of bars and that was about it. Otherwise you'd be driving 30 minutes to and hour to either go to the casino on the reservation or Asheville, NC which obviously is its own social/night life culture. On a more regular basis people would just go to house/apartment parties.
This is all just talking about stereotypical "college town" shenanigans. The area still has a lot to offer in the way of nature and local community.
JoeFortitude@reddit
Big rapids, Mi.
Ferris State University.
It is a mid-Michigan Podunk town like the rest mid-Michigan Podunk towns and it has jack shit in it.
Sorry Bulldogs, I hate to put down a dog like that but it had to be said.
peter303_@reddit
There are more public activities is the college is large, is residential, has class 1 sports teams and has a graduate school.
RobotShlomo@reddit
New Haven. Well, it's not really a "college town" as it doesn't have things like a vibrant music scene and it has an inordinate amount of drugs and crime.
holiestcannoly@reddit
Right where I'm at: Ohio Northern University in Ada, Ohio.
iSkiLoneTree@reddit
Grand Forks, ND (UND). Cold AF in the winter. Limited summer outdoor recreation. Small Town without much culture. Probably why it's always on the top ten list for binge drinking. Source: I grew up there.
whoaheywait@reddit
Cookeville TN has got to be the most boring college town. There are no clubs, no particularly exciting places to eat. It's good if you're the outdoorsy type but that's really it. I am surprised the entire population doesn't go crazy with the lack of things to do around town
shabamon@reddit
I agree with the guy who said
So keep it with FBS schools, my vote from the places I've been goes to Muncie, IN (Ball State)
lawyerlyaffectations@reddit
Misenheimer, NC
Zestyclose-Cap1829@reddit
Steven's Point Wisconsin.
SunshineandH2O@reddit
Carrollton, GA is pretty bad
justamom2224@reddit
Probably Kenyon, in Gambier Ohio. Lol. I live in the town next door. Not much to do around here, unless you enjoy outdoorsy stuff and have the money and time to travel to the city for fun city stuff.
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
My sister toured Kenyon, and was put off by the town of Gambier more than anything. She thought it was too out in the middle of nowhere for her liking
justamom2224@reddit
It’s definitely gives a little uncanny valley vibes! Like right in the middle of farm country, a really nice college and a rich village to go along with it.
mattpeloquin@reddit
University of Alaska Fairbanks Northwest Campus in Nome, AK
Foxy_locksy1704@reddit
I’m going to nominate Laramie Wyoming where the University of Wyoming is. It’s a good school, but the town itself is quite small and boring compared to Casper WY to the north and Ft. Collins CO to the south.
My friend’s kid attends the university there and he loves it, but also admits there isn’t much to do in the town.
wormbreath@reddit
No way! I loved my time in Laramie. the majority of kids who go to uw come from smaller Wyoming towns so Laramie has way more to offer than what they are used too. Laramie is our 3rd largest city, gateway to the snowies, you can go to class and go skiing in the same day. Snowshoeing, hunting, hiking, fishing…. It’s called laradise for a reason. If people find Laramie boring they are just boring people.
WalterSobchakinTexas@reddit
Stillwater OK. Nothing besides Eskimo Joe's
OkElephant1931@reddit
The whole point of a college town is that there are a lot of things to do AT THE COLLEGE. Like, sporting events and drama shows and orchestra concerts and the list goes on.
If you want the non-college stuff, then go to a city.
PuzzledKumquat@reddit
There's a small private university in my current town, which is definitely not a "college town". It's all residential with our biggest attraction being the local Dairy Queen or truck stop. And I went to a university my freshman year in a town that's a blip off the interstate. Going to Walmart was our entertainment there.
buoyantjeer@reddit
College Station, TX. Most college towns w a major university have lots of charm, funkiness, culture. Not so much there.
WalterSobchakinTexas@reddit
it has the ambiance of a penitentiary. Same for Texas Tech.
Lemmingmaster64@reddit
I grew up in College Station and it's was even more boring 15-20 years ago. College Station would greatly benefit from having a train station since it's centrally located in the Texas Triangle between three of the biggest cities in Texas.
ArsenalinAlabama3428@reddit
The most vapid place I’ve ever been. Felt like a simulation.
anuhu@reddit
Lewisburg, PA. Home to Bucknell University.
Sharp_Ad_9431@reddit
Tahlequah, OK
The university doesn't even keep the cafeteria open completely on weekends because everyone leaves every weekend.
sadrice@reddit
Angwin. There is the market, the gas station, and I guess the student coffee shop. Or you can go hiking, genuinely amazing options for that one. No alcohol. The entire point of it is literally, and I am not joking, “20 miles from the nearest sin”.
RudyPup@reddit
Las Cruces, NM.
Magerimoje@reddit
Hanover New Hampshire - home of Dartmouth College.
WormBurnerUKV@reddit
Adrian, MI. 2 schools there. Not shit to do.
must-stash-mustard@reddit
Siena Heights is closing soon if not already.
xxxjessicann00xxx@reddit
I think after this school year
CountChoculasGhost@reddit
I went to college at Grand Valley State University in Allendale, MI.
So that gets a vote for me. It isn’t a “college town”, but it does house one of the bigger public universities in Michigan, so kind of counts.
You had the benefit of being close (with a dedicated bus route) to Grand Rapids, which is nice.
But Allendale, at least when I lived there, was a whole lot of nothing. Like 2 restaurants, a grocery store (too far to walk) and a couple of liquor stores.
Added benefit that the town of Allendale seemed to actively hate the college being there. Seemed like you got dirty looks from locals and they always voted against any sort of new housing development.
It is likely a little better now, but it was rough at the time I was there.
Stressed_C@reddit
I'd say where I went to college in North Adams, MA. There are a next to nothing to do outside the campus area. Not many businesses catered to young college students, all the bars where sport bars or pubs that were for people 40+, no little activity places like an escape room or creative workshop places. We had a movie theater and a art museum both about a 30 minute walk from campus.
ChameleonCoder117@reddit
Phoenix
IsisArtemii@reddit
Honey, I love is Walla Walla and the winery’s have taken over!
Quack_Mode@reddit
Tallahassee. The only thing we aren’t lacking on is nature options, we have a few nice parks and lots of the city is built around the native trees making it quite beautiful, but FSU owns essentially 90% of the city center. The spots that aren’t used for the campus classes and student housing are given to fast food chains at best. The city basically lacks any third spaces to hang out at so meeting up with friends without trying to spend money restricts you to just going over to a friends house pretty much.
emwaic7@reddit
Potsdam, NY - hands down
SphericalCrawfish@reddit
Normal Illinois is about as interesting as it sounds.
CardStark@reddit
Ah, but the Rivian factory jazzes it up!
Yggdrasil-@reddit
BloNo definitely get my vote for Illinois college towns. Boring as hell. At least Carbondale has some good hiking nearby. Normal just has cornfields
Bob_Ros_Viking@reddit
I went to school in BN, I describe it as the answer to the question what if white bread was a town?
That said if we're doing Illinois universities the answer is clearly McComb.
No-Conversation1940@reddit
Macomb wins by default for me because everyone forgets it exists and WIU is dying.
Yggdrasil-@reddit
You're right, I completely forgot about Macomb lol. I remember driving out there for a work assignment and being shocked by how far it was from any major highways
SphericalCrawfish@reddit
HEY! Don't sell it short! Some of the cornfields have windmills in them and I think one might even be soy beans!
Chem1st@reddit
When I went to visit University of Illinois at Urbana Champagne for grad school, the local scene was described as "corn and cows and hicks, but you won't have time for that anyway".
wwJones@reddit
Pullman WA. Great place to go to school though.
Opposite-Web6114@reddit
This is south carolina, everyplace except for Clemson , Columbia & Charleston...😭
Opposite-Web6114@reddit
though , I wouldn't define the latter as college towns.. Just towns with big colleges
proscriptus@reddit
North Bennington, Vermont.
lyndseymariee@reddit
Commerce, TX where East Texas A&M. I know because my husband is from there.
bluelightspecial3@reddit
Haha! I'm glad I searched for commerce before I posted. At least there is a song about it? (Ben Kweller - Commerce, TX)
capsrock02@reddit
Aiken doesn’t count as a college town. It’s a satellite campus. The correct answer is Clemson
CornPuddinPops@reddit
Larime, WY
Deep-Hovercraft6716@reddit
It's an impossible question to answer because there are thousands of college towns across the US. I'm sure any number of them have nothing to do so those would all be tied for at least.
Particular-Resist337@reddit
Starkville, MS where MS State is.
PMcOuntry@reddit
Bucknell University, Lewisburg, PA. Sleepy little town.
stoner_bob_69@reddit
Sul Ross State University, Alpine, TX. Not far from the University of Texas McDonald Observatory and the Davis Mountains though. Very peaceful country.
Haterade_ONON@reddit
Downtown Storrs, CT was built in 2011 so that UCONN could have something of a college town. It's not technically part of the campus, but it feels like it is. It has a few shops and restaurants, and apartments occupied mostly by students.
A short walk away from downtown is the School of Agriculture and the livestock pens.
Jdawn82@reddit
The town where I went to college, which has fewer than 3,000 people when college is not in session
MCPaleHorseDRS@reddit
Athens Ohio, home of Ohio University. Literally sits in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. And is in a dry country.
Trinikas@reddit
I think the problem here is the definition of "college town". I assume that a college existing in a place does not by default make it a college town, which is probably what you're thinking of in terms of "college towns with little to do". I went to a small liberal arts college in New England, nobody in the town gives a crap that the college is there because it's a student body of only about 1700 students and it's in a fairly prosperous area close to major cities and a ton of various employment areas/industrial parks. There was exactly one bar that catered to the students because it was literally across the street from the school.
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
I mean, my definition a town with a college is a college town. The definition of a town which is formed or based around the college is kinda subjective in many cases. I’m really just asking for towns with colleges that have less to do than other notable towns with colleges.
Trinikas@reddit
Well I think having a college in it doesn't make it a "college town" case in point where I went to school there's nothing for the college, it just exists there. You either need a really big school or a number of schools. I'd argue that "college town" isn't even relevant in most places because the colleges aren't the only things there. Ann Arbor Michigan has a number of colleges and while there's a lot of businesses catering to students, it's also a very prosperous city in its own right and thus can have a lot more entertainments/restaurants/theaters/etc. on offer.
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
Fair points. There are few “college towns” that don’t have some sort of other industry or business that helps make the town better. I do think that the addition of a college can be proven to increase the cultural diversity and overall amount of things to do in a town, and many towns are more known and visited for their colleges than anything else. The town I went to college in had three schools in it and was thus an incredibly diverse and active area when compared to the surrounding region
Trinikas@reddit
Absolutely, adding in more things to draw in more people is always going to be good for an area. I just think the idea that a town lives or dies based on a college being around doesn't really track. You might have a certain neighborhood/area where the majority of stuff is centered around the local college students but the larger town itself could never survive off that.
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
I think it depends on your definition of “survive” lol. The town I mentioned in the post, Aiken, would surely not crumble to nothing if the university were to close (which could very well happen), but it would lose a huge amount of industry and tourism. There are no towns that are solely based around a college because that wouldn’t be a town, that would just be a college lol. I think it’s fair to say that anywhere that currently has a college would suffer pretty great losses if the college were to leave. I mean a town near me in NY state just lost their small liberal arts college and it’s pretty much sucked the life from the already tiny place
Ol_Man_J@reddit
Right, like Texas a+m university- kingsville exists but considering it a college town would be a disservice college towns. Lots of people are naming small liberal arts or religious private universities
Trinikas@reddit
Yep, I went to Wheaton College in Norton, MA. I think the most interested anyone in town was in our college was when there were some protests going on re: the Iraq War (I graduated in 2006 so this was a while back) and we had some altercations between townies and students on campus. We got written up in a Boston paper as being "freedom hating Saddam groupies" and we learned for a brief period of time if you went to the CVS down the street wearing anything clearly identifying you as a Wheaton student they might simply ignore you until you left.
OreoPlow@reddit
Ellensburg, WA. Home of Central Washington University (does this count?)
hatakefusion@reddit
Carson City, Nv and Winnemucca, Nv. Both colleges are community colleges though so don't know if that really counts.
wrodriguez89@reddit
Macomb, Illinois was the first thing that came into mind. Apart from the university, it's a sleepy little town an hour and a half from anywhere.
mariachoo_doin@reddit
Erie, PA. Though we're not a true college town, we have many, and our once congested night life is waning big time.
bjbigplayer@reddit
Little Rock AR
NinjaKitten77CJ@reddit
Bradford, PA. Home of the Zippo lighter, case knives, and not much else. There's a couple of dumpy little bars, but they aren't even fun enough to be called dive bars. Not much to do unless meth is your thing.
MadMonkeh@reddit
Pembroke, NC
Upstairs-Dare-3185@reddit
Pullman, Wa is pretty fuckin isolated and boring
mylocker15@reddit
Hayward, California home of Cal State East Bay. You drive up a steep hill and there is nothing up there but the school and some subdivisions. On the bottom of the hill is some car dealerships and things that don’t appeal to college students at all. The downtown isn’t walkable from the school if I’m remembering correctly. Not sure if they have any sports anyone not affiliated with the teams care about.
There are thousands of other commuter colleges out there like this. I picked this because I took a few classes there once upon a time. Basically go there then go home. Like a community college but 4 years instead of 2.
AgonizingGasPains@reddit
Maine Maritime Academy.
B00k_Worm1979@reddit
I live in Shippensburg, PA and we have a university in town. This is a small town and we don’t even have a theatre, bowling alley, or even a pool. We have limited stores to shop in, way too many pizza and smoking shops.
ChessieChesapeake@reddit
St. Mary’s city and St. Mary’s of southern Maryland.
udee79@reddit
Cedarville Ohio. Cedarville U is a very nice school with a lot of money but it is hard core Baptist so the town is dry. There is a soft serve ice cream joint, a coffee shop and a Subway.
knockatize@reddit
Potsdam, NY (Clarkson/SUNY Potsdam). Do you like lake-effect snow and 20-below temperatures, and sometimes decent hockey? Great. Otherwise…
Or Schenectady (Union).
Or Newburgh (Mount St. Mary). You can go a half block from campus and it’s like a set from “The Wire.”
huhwhat90@reddit
Livingston, Alabama. It's literally just a blip on the map aside from the University of West Alabama. It has a population under 5,000 people and the downtown consists of just a few square blocks.
nettenette1@reddit
I have close experience with three places/schools. First, Chapel Hill. It only exists because of the school and since you popped out Aiken, the oldest state university in the nation has has a bit longer to build up its infrastructure. Carrboro only exists as a train supply depot for Chapel Hill.
NYC, specifically NYU. You can’t escape things to do. I have personal experience with Columbia and it probably has more access to outdoorsy activities - horseback in Central Park. Riverside park. The Yankees. Kayaking on the Hudson (don’t judge, I did it often and I’m still here).
Austin. UT is smack dab in the heart of a touristy cool city everyone wants to move to (don’t). We just wrapped up our two week music fest, acl, and have F1 this weekend. I think it’s the largest one in the world. We have live music (self proclaimed music capital of the world), lakes, rivers, amazing food. We even have Michelin rated restaurants. And all of that is within walking distance to the campus. Heck, the capitol itself is within walking distance. We do have a light rail (though shitty) to react even more.
Kinetic92@reddit
Chapel Hill is part of the Triangle, and if you can't find anything to do in Raleigh or Durham 20 minutes away, then you clearly were happier hanging out in your dorm.
nettenette1@reddit
Oh hell. I answered it backwards! I meant those were amazing schools to find activities! Damn. Putting on my reading glasses.
Up2Eleven@reddit
Tucson. Unless you really like bars.
DesignByChance@reddit
Aiken, SC is not a college town. USC jr. doesn’t make it a college town. That is an extension of Univ of So. Carolina. Columbia is the college town where the school is located. Go to trivia night at Mellow Mushroom or eat at Duke’s and be happy that an extension school has that much around.
ObligationSome905@reddit
Storrs
Pbake@reddit
Aiken has some really great golf courses though.
abitlikefun@reddit
I went to college in a small town in Vermont. Outside of the school, there was a town hall/post office, a meetinghouse, the volunteer fire department, and the town's elementary school. There was also a bunch of woods and a pond. So lots to do so long as it involves being in the woods, or you could join the volunteer fire department.
Low-Locksmith-6801@reddit
Pullman WA
Lemmingmaster64@reddit
Lawrence, Kansas, had to go there for my cousins's wedding and found it very boring.
bebopbrain@reddit
Kenyon College in Ohio is like a benevolent Episcopalian cult with a magnificent history, a great liberal arts college. But if you were to run away, it is surrounded by hundreds of miles of corn fields. Even the nearest little town (Mt Vernon) is like a midwest town from the Twilight Zone.
NestedForLoops@reddit
Shepherdstown, WV.
Fortunately, it's close enough to DC that you can take the train in.
mustbethedragon@reddit
It's been a long time since I was there, so maybe it's changed, but Berea, Kentucky, had nothing. It was dry, so no alcohol was available anywhere. Very few students were allowed to live off campus or to have cars. We rarely left campus except to go home (three hours away for me).
El_Polio_Loco@reddit
Houghton NY.
Home of Houghton University.
One stoplight town that isn’t dominated by schools.
No bars, minimal amenities, small school that isn’t very good.
Terrible place in general.
dorv@reddit
It’s been a long time since I was in Buies Creek, NC — home of the Campbell University Fighting Camels — but unless it’s changed significantly in 25 years, that would get my vote.
tn00bz@reddit
Csu Channel Islands. The school is literally a former mental hospital, 15 minutes outside of the city completely surrounded by farmland.
Or CSU Montery Bay. It's not actually in Monterey but a nearby town. The town has a target.... but thats kinda it.
Mother_Demand1833@reddit
Maybe not the "least" amount of things to do, but I was quite put off by the three years that I spent living in Champaign-Urbana, Illinois.
Maybe I'd have felt differently if I were a student or professor, but I felt a general malaise there that I haven't encountered in other college towns of that size.
There were admittedly some great restaurants, especially if you like traditional Chinese, Korean, Thai, and Vietnamese food. So that was a plus.
What struck me was that the streets and public areas were generally devoid of people, even on beautiful days.
The area around campus was a confusing and uninspiring mix of abandoned retail, seedy pawn shops, liquor stores, and run down gas stations.
I was surprised to find only a few local bookshops, most of which were pretty small.
It was a lot more car-dependent than similar towns that I've visited. Grocery shopping required an 8-minute drive to the nearest strip mall.
Outside the town, there was nothing but corn and wind turbines as far as the eye can see.
I found the campus to be bland, forgettable, and lacking any warmth or character. The students whom I encountered always appeared unhappy.
In contrast, the college town of Lafayette, Indiana just 1.5 hours away felt like a whole other country. Tons of people out and about, food trucks and art festivals, lots of interesting shops, energy and vibrancy.
I'm not sure why this is, but it was pretty striking.
fowmart@reddit
Within the SEC the answer is Starkville
Only-Friend-8483@reddit
West Point, NY.
Roborana@reddit
There are around 4000 colleges/universities in the US. How would anybody go about answering this question?
eldritch-charms@reddit
I went to college in northern Vermont. There was nothing worth leaving campus for, as you'd have to drive an hour or three north or west to even reach what approximated a "city" (Burlington or Montreal). Great if you love small towns and were already from one (campus only had 1600 people), not so great if you wanted to do literally anything off campus.
botulizard@reddit
My city of Ypsilanti, Michigan is home to Eastern Michigan University, but EMU is mostly commuter students so there's very little campus culture and very little in town that caters to the student population. Once in a while on college sports subs like r/cfb someone will post a listicle about "the best college bar near every FBS school" or something like that, and Eastern just...doesn't have one, or they'll grasp at straws and pick something relatively far from campus that isn't really a "college bar".
Part of this is that if you do live on/near campus or if you otherwise want to go do College Kid Stuff at College Kid Places, Ann Arbor and the University of Michigan are literally just down the street, so you're never far from a more traditional college town and all that includes.
WillDupage@reddit
Whitewater, WI. Midsize state university (10k students) in a town of 16,000. There’s a downtown with bars, a Wal-mart, and some fast food but it’s pretty dead, particularly by UW standards.
It used to be livelier when my aunt & uncle graduated in ‘65, but when I was there in the early 90s it was a suitcase college and a ghost town on weekends. My goddaughter graduated 5 years ago and if anything it was even deader.
Want more to do? Drive to Milwaukee or Madison (we used to drive to Janesville for fun… that’s how dead Whitewater was).
phydaux4242@reddit
Hannover, NH. Home of UNH and FUCK ALL ELSE.
Seriously, not even a single mom & pop pizza shop. Fuck all.
New_Bike3832@reddit
As a UNH graduate, I am highly offended. Anyone who went to UNH (in Durham) spent many a drunk late night getting pizza at DHOP.
JoePNW2@reddit
UNH is in Durham NH. Hanover is Dartmouth.
SufficientOption@reddit
Somehow, being confused with UNH is less annoying to me than having the college called Dartmouth University by Hasan on stream.
SufficientOption@reddit
Hanover does have a mom and pop pizza place. The old one closed but there a new one with a bar down the street from it. It’s awful but there.
trinity5703@reddit
Murray State University. Good school but when I was there it was a totally dry county. No booze, no clubs, if you wanted to party you had to cross the state line. Now it's a "moist" county. You can buy alcohol in Murray itself, but the rest of the county is dry..
sunqiller@reddit
Potsdam NY is pretty up there
Jdevers77@reddit
Starkville MS.
It IS a college town with a medium sized state school that plays sports in the SEC and they are competitive in football, basketball, and baseballs. That means on multiple weekends in the fall 60,000 people converge on it to watch football. On many days in the winter and early spring 9,000 people converge on it to watch basketball. And from early spring through mid summer 15,000 people go to watch baseball. And there isn’t fuck all else to do in the town and it is a long ass way to Memphis, Birmingham, or New Orleans where there IS something to do.
bluphoenix451@reddit
Collegeville, PA... You have to hit King of Prussia or Philly to find stuff to do.
john_hascall@reddit
I've got to think what ever unfortunate burg got saddled with Liberty "University" (and yes I don't care enough to even look that up).
Substantial_Layer_79@reddit
Pacific Union College in Angwin, CA.
datsyukianleeks@reddit
Kingston, RI
Running_to_Roan@reddit
Depends on what you like. East Carolina University in the early 2000s was not half as nice a campus as it is now. Football and drinking are the main activities as its surrounded by corn and soybean fields. I just like more variety.
Sunshineboy777@reddit
My small northeastern USA town is technically a college town. There's nothing here. In fact, businesses are degrading in quality and going out of business left, right, and center. The only things still standing are the super mega corps like Walmart because they're the only option.
bijoux247@reddit
Used to be Marshall, Mn in my head at least.
Bixmen@reddit
Marshall is a good one. I forgot there is a school there! Morris is another good one. And Crookston. MN is FULL of crappy college town!
silvermoonhowler@reddit
And while we're on the topic of MN college towns, I'd put Collegeville in there too
I remember last year as part of a trip I was taking out that way to see the grasshopper shrine and all just outside the area in Cold Spring, before we all parted ways, we then went to St. John's to check out their church and holy, the town is literally just the university it seems and not much else to the point that if you want to do more than be around a campus, you have to take a little trip over to St. Cloud
bijoux247@reddit
Validation! I thought no one would even know! I'm sure it's better than when I was there. They didn't even have a Starbucks or Caribou back then, and the 24-hour Walmart was the biggest game in town.
JimBones31@reddit
Castine Maine is a bit short on college town stuff, especially in the winter when you can't even go out on the water really.
silvermoonhowler@reddit
I would say Collegeville, MN, which is where we have the College of St. Benedict and St. John's University
I mean, it's right in the name, Collegeville so that should tell you something lol
I was there just last summer and good golly, the town is literally just that college/university
If you want to do any kind of fun things around there, you have to go a bit further to St. Cloud, which is actually a bit more vibrant of a town too outside of its college/university in St. Cloud State
Movernotashaker@reddit
Collegeville consists of just SJU (only male dorms on this campus) and the monastery. That’s it. Woods, lakes, and farmland.
bstaff88@reddit
Frostburg, MD
FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN@reddit
Springfield, Missouri
admiralsponge1980@reddit
I think Kirksville has something to say about that.
RAbites@reddit
This is what I was thinking. Truman University and the medical school, but still just a rural town. For locals, it's the only place to shop for miles. (25 miles to town for me) For students, it isn't exactly lively. The college has brought in some different cuisine though. I doubt the Indian restaurant would survive with just locals.
Ranger_Prick@reddit
Warrensburg joins the chat.
No-Conversation1940@reddit
Not a college town, and I went to college there. The largest employers there are Mercy and CoxHealth.
Trialbyfuego@reddit
Stockton CA, even though it barely counts as a college town lmao
goldslipper@reddit
Bennington Vermont.
No nightlife, no target. Has a college but isn't even considered a college town.
SnowblindAlbino@reddit
Helena, MT, would be a good contender. Or Crawfordsville, IN. Or Marshall, MN. Or almost any "college town" with a very small college that has limited cultural/academic impacts on the local scene. There are far more "limited things to do" small college towns than there are ones that are really awesome because of the college (like Decorah, IA, or a bunch of places in New England).
GenerousGerald@reddit
I put forth Emporia, KS.
I've spent the last couple weeks there for work and there is nothing going down in the evenings or on the weekends. Sure there a couple good places to eat and a couple bars, but I would argue from my experience over the last couple weeks that there is nothing to do unless you want to drive to KC.
UnderstandingOdd679@reddit
You must not be into disc golf or gravel biking. /s
I agree. There’s not a ton of things to do in Emporia. I lived in one of the college towns for a smaller KCAC member school. There’s a collection of quiet small college towns: North Newton, McPherson, Ottawa, Hillsboro.
GenerousGerald@reddit
I wasn’t aware Emporia had a legit disc golf culture! That’s pretty cool. I’m more into mountain biking, haven’t really gotten into gravel riding yet, and I didn’t bring my bike with me for work anyway. But I might have to check out some of the disc golf options while I’m here.
Honeybee3674@reddit
The university I went to in the 90s was in a small, religious town, with 1 takeout pizza place l, a McDonald's, and one family restaurant, and one small grocery market, none of which were open on Sunday , let alone anything entertaining. And I didn't have a car the first two years. We had to find ways to entertain ourselves.
The University and town have built up a lot since then, so it's nothing like that now. And at least there's a downtown campus with access to more entertainment and shuttle service (not sure how late, though).
heatseekingskillet@reddit
The true answer is bismarck North Dakota. Three separate colleges all in the same town and absolutely nothing to do. All the bars are catered to old men and close at 10pm. No clubs. No places like an amusement park or something. No parties on or off campus. Least walkable town so you couldn't even get into town or around town unless you had a car. -10000° year round. Awful place.
Winter-eyed@reddit
I’ve been several times for family functions. Bored as shit.
DrMindbendersMonocle@reddit
Texas Tech in Lubbock, TX
Temporary_Nail_6468@reddit
Nacanowhere, I mean Nacogdoches, Texas
Throw-2448@reddit
My vote would be for Grambling.
gardenofthought@reddit
I went to college in Jackson, MS. You'd think that there'd be stuff to do, since it's the capital. Nope. Nothing. there's like one good bar.
DislocatedShoulder@reddit
Knox College in Galesburg, IL is pretty rough. Very small town, middle of nowhere, nothing to do.
strawbeebop@reddit
I'd say the big universities are the ones with "college towns" around them. I went to one for college, and there was a lot to do. There are good small colleges in my area, but none of them are in areas where there are things to do. One of the nicest colleges is literally in the middle of the woods here 😂
No_Beautiful_8647@reddit
Billings, Montana. Nothing to do there but get drunk.
Jaeger-the-great@reddit
I lived in Mount Pleasant, MI for a while and there wasn't really much for me to do there it felt like
phalanxausage@reddit
I haven't made an exhaustive study but Amherst, VA is as dull as they come.
iHasMagyk@reddit
Lorman, Mississippi. It’s just Alcorn State and nothing else and there is nothing there. Not even really bars or anything
wastedpixls@reddit
Kingsville, TX
katarh@reddit
I put forth Starkville, Mississippi.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starkville,_Mississippi
Home of Mississippi State University. Outside of the university, it has a population of $21,000.
Another one is Clemson, South Carolina.
All the fun stuff to do is an hour away in Greenville.
Humble-End-2535@reddit
I commented elsewhere, but as someone who attended Clemson in the '80s, I wondered if there was anything to do there, now. Of course, having grown up in Greenville, there wasn't much that would make it worth the trip, when I was in school.
I think part of the appeal of Clemson to a lot of people (I live in Connecticut now and a fair number of people up here send their kids down to Clemson) is that it is isolated, so they feel like its a safe place to send their kids.
SpacemanSpears@reddit
Whoa! Hold up, now! Clemson has a defunct gas station where everybody likes to hang out. You can't just ignore that level of cultural contribution!
P.s. Go Cocks!
Big_Abbreviations_86@reddit
Amherst MA. There is one major state school (UMass) and one major private school (Amherst college), and yet there is barely anything to do bc the town refuses to approve any sort of development.
Eternalaparasol5@reddit
Hattiesburg, they roll up the sidewalk at 9pm
anschauung@reddit
Oviedo, FL might make the list, but only on a technicality.
Orlando is right next door and there's loads to do there. So the sparse Oviedo "scene" is just for the students who don't have a car and can't bum a ride.
nousernamesleft199@reddit
pullman, wa
Murderer-Kermit@reddit
A true college town generally doesn't have really anything to do outside the college so it probably a big tie between a lot of them.
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
That’s not true lmao. A true “college town” is a town that has grown a wide array of activities that are catered for the college. Why would anyone live in a place where the college has everything you would ever do? The town I went to school in had a ton of bars, restaurants, museums and parks
IanWallDotCom@reddit
All college towns in my brain also cater to... non-college students.
A college without a college town really just has the student activities, games, frat houses etc... Nothing that a non-college student would desire.
However, I frequently hear of non-college people saying they want to move to a "college town"
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
All the things you just described are functions of the college, not the town. A place like what you’ve just described would fit the bill as there is no reason for the students to leave campus
buzzbuzztaylor@reddit
i work at a midsize state school directly in the middle of michigan, central michigan university in mount pleasant. besides the local indigenous tribe & reservation there is not much available besides a shitty nightclub for students
theegodmother1999@reddit
Pullman, WA. Starkville, MS
SufficientOption@reddit
Hanover, NH literally has only like 5 restauarants and a grocery store that closes at 7 PM. They closed the on-campus golf course. The entire town can be walked across, the edge of the campus, to the end of town, in under an hour.
hivemind_MVGC@reddit
Potsdam, NY
BlueRFR3100@reddit
It's hard to choose between Lawrence, KS and Manhattan, KS. I've been to both, I feel no reason to visit either one again.
jetloflin@reddit
I was gonna say Clemson, but yeah Aiken is probably worse lol
DrScarecrow@reddit
Magnolia, Arkansas
The county finally voted to go wet a few years back, which has probably improved things. Still, entertainment is thin on the ground if you don't make your own.
FlamingBagOfPoop@reddit
Go Muleriders. Took a date to the movies in magnolia once. There wasn’t a second date. Haha.
alphaturducken@reddit
Huntsville, Texas.
RoosterzRevenge@reddit
I'll submit Cleveland Mississippi, home of Delta State University.
DasquESD@reddit
I went to a couple skating competitions in Angola Indiana, home of Trine University and that place felt pretty dead. Maybe it's not as a student though.
Mistyam@reddit
Fargo- Moorhead: three colleges in a small town area, but shit for nightlife or things to do. If you're not going to school there, there's no reason to be there.
Bixmen@reddit
Went to Moorhead. Can confirm. Fargo has some bars but outside of drinking there isn’t much to do.
lacaras21@reddit
Need to define college town, there is a community college in my city, you can even earn bachelor degrees there, but I wouldn't call my city a college town. A nearby city has a private college, with athletics and all the things you expect with colleges, I still wouldn't call it a college town because the student population is too small to really have much of an impact off campus.
Appropriate-Owl7205@reddit
La Grande Oregon. Unless you’re into hunting.
FlyingPaganSis@reddit
There are a ton of outdoor activities besides hunting. Plus there is literally a film festival happening in La Grande this week. Live music downtown in multiple locations every week. I would not say there is nothing to do in La Grande.
Appropriate-Owl7205@reddit
I’m going to change my answer to Klamath Falls.
hokiegirl759397@reddit
Fredericksburg VA
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
I’d put Harrisonburg out there. Everytime I’ve been I’ve been shocked at home pretty but boring it feels
hokiegirl759397@reddit
That was my second choice if I didn't get into Virginia Tech.
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
Blacksburg isn’t too bad tbh. When it comes to schools in the Shenandoah Tech might have one of the nicest towns
hokiegirl759397@reddit
That's where I transferred to. Every Hokie misses Frank Beamer
78723@reddit
When I was in high school touring potential colleges I visited grinnell college. That one got crossed off the list real fast; couldn’t imagine spending four years there!
JoePNW2@reddit
Storrs CT. Granted, there is a fair amount to do on the UConn campus.
See also Kingston RI (URI) and Oxford OH (Miami U of Ohio).
finnbee2@reddit
Having things to do is all relative. If you are interested in bars and nightlife then a college without lots of them is boring. Conversely, if you are interested in the out of doors and you are in a larger city full of bars and nightlife, that can also be boring.
Double_Snow_3468@reddit (OP)
Fair, however there are plenty of college towns that truly don’t have anything lol. No parks, no museums, no interesting restaurants. Of course, no where is devoid of everything, but there are definitely some that are lacking
i_read_sometimes_@reddit
Lynchburg, VA, if you're a Liberty student.
There is stuff in walking distance of both University of Lynchburg and Randolph College, but Liberty is like a city on its own and the only things nearby are fast food and Walmart, and you know Liberty University isn't going to have any bars or clubs near it...
q0vneob@reddit
Second vote for Lynchburg. That place felt like a ghost town in the evening.
i_read_sometimes_@reddit
I recently went back and the place was a shell of itself. COVID really did a number on that city
hokiegirl759397@reddit
Isn't that the truth 😂
reflectorvest@reddit
Grove City, PA
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
I've never been there, but Lou Holtz once said that they only starting calling the town Storrs, Connecticut after they opened the second one.
Mr_Covert_Ops@reddit
Prescott,az
G00dSh0tJans0n@reddit
Boiling Springs, NC. There used to be Tony's Pizza & Dry Cleaning, Home of the Livermush Pizza but I think it closed.
GetOffMyLawnYaPunk@reddit
Glad I went to college when the legal age for drinking was 18.
Similar_Jackfruit555@reddit
Missoula MT
TacoDeliDonaSauce@reddit
Sum Ross University in Alpine, Texas.
Middle of nowhere - which can be pretty - but nothing to do.
meowmix778@reddit
I had a friend who went to college at oswego and MAN was that place barren for a college town. You still had a lot but we sure had more where I went to college.
Rich-Contribution-84@reddit
Starkville, MS (in terms of major conference division one colleges - there are plenty of NAIA:m/DII/etc college towns that would be way more boring than Starkville, but compared to Oxford or Baton Rouge or Austin or Columbus or Clemson or Tuscaloosa or Fayetteville or Lawrence etc - it’s got nothing.
mtnorville@reddit
I’d wager college towns don’t have much to do in general, and are actually rather boring places to live. Most activities are just variations or spins on the same few things you’d find everywhere else.
remes1234@reddit
Grand Valley State University in Allendale, mi. 22,000 students. Not much to do.
ImpossibleParfait@reddit
Uconn is basically Storrs CT.
Thund3rCh1k3n@reddit
Sounds like knob noster Missouri.
dmrose7@reddit
And knob noster sounds like a nasty thing to call someone.
BillBob13@reddit
Wayne, Ne, America
wezworldwide@reddit
Hillsdale College, Hillsdale, MI
Ryjinn@reddit
Morris, MN
common_grounder@reddit
Flint, MI and Greenville, NC
Salt-Philosopher-190@reddit
Starkville MS, Cleveland MS, Martin TN
JBR1961@reddit
Cookeville TN.
JerseyGuy-77@reddit
Ewing NJ
shikawgo@reddit
Northfield, Vermont
It’s home to Norwich University, a private senior military college with about 3,300 students (although I believe 600-700 are online grad students).
The town’s population is 5900 people, that doesn’t include the university but the university is designed to be self-contained. The town has less to do than the non-college small towns of the same size in the Midwest where I grew up.
edwardothegreatest@reddit
Peru, Nebraska
jjj-thats-me@reddit
Wayne, Nebraska
NoSpaghettiForYouu@reddit
Flagstaff? Always feels a little boring.
ATLien_3000@reddit
Tuskegee is up there.