People born before 2000, what trivial skill do you have that no one uses anymore?
Posted by ZealousidealPound460@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 616 comments
WoodenWeather5931@reddit
I can read an atlas and get to my destination a few states away
eyelers@reddit
I can legitimately see and understand other points of view that differ from my own. I’m also very good at keeping my mouth shut and not letting frivolous issues become relationship ending fights.
DirtyDoog@reddit
Pineapple on pizza?
Is the dress white and gold?
Back to front, or front to back?
Was Ace Ventura 2 actually a decent movie on its own, and people just unfairly shit on it because Ace Ventura 1 was a 10/10 gem?
ElusiveWhark@reddit
Shikaka!
DisposableSaviour@reddit
Chi-caaaa-GO!
You’re out!
ElusiveWhark@reddit
Bumble bee tuna!
ihavenoidea81@reddit
Laurel or Yanny?
mechanical_marten@reddit
The first one was a transphobic pile of dogshit
--Citation-Needed--@reddit
Honestly, I know a lot of people from our generation that can't do these.
onion4everyoccasion@reddit
Social media has destroyed this well. Thanks Mark Zuckerberg, antichrist
iRveritas@reddit
I know how to record vinyl records to any medium.
Elandycamino@reddit
I can read a roadmap and navigate with road signs and visually scanning for cops and traffic patterns better than a gps telling you shortcuts and all the exits along the way.
Throw-away17465@reddit
Secretarial shorthand
Certain_Accident3382@reddit
I can use a card catalogue and the Dewey decimal system
Funkopedia@reddit
I can fold a road map back correctly back into its original state!!
catch_yourself_on@reddit
Ah yes, I also learned, as a geologist, how to make perfectly lined up folds, on new maps, from my older colleagues who had to take a map folding class. Bone folders, people.
Pisses me off still when papers are folded slightly off. I know, I know, I'm a relic and an oddity.
Tar_alcaran@reddit
I had to fold A0 drawings as an intern, WITHOUT the little edge markers. Both for storage and for binders. It still surprises people when I hand-fold one and it actually fits.
justonemom14@reddit
That reminds of my obscure little skill. I can fold a piece of paper to fit an envelope. Straight folds, perfect thirds, with the greeting at the top of the page showing when you open the envelope. Never need to add another fold or redo it to move the creases. I'll virtually never need that skill again.
Funkopedia@reddit
No! Send some letters! Need doesn't have to be part of the equation, send them cause it's cool!
nate_7667@reddit
Same thing in high school drafting class for blueprints in paper sizes A, B, C, and D. Size A being and 8-1/2x11, and each letter size growing from the one before. 11x17, 17x22, 22x34.
Exact same process, just paper sized in inches vs millimeters
Aquatichive@reddit
I also had to do this but for geography in college
wootr68@reddit
I’m also had to do this. I’m so old that when I took cartography in college we drafted paper maps. By the time I was in grad school we were using digitizing tablets with pucks instead.
Traditional_Ad_1547@reddit
I still use paper road maps when planning road trips. Google maps doesnt show all of the back roads.
theMistersofCirce@reddit
As a corollary to that, Google maps also sometimes likes to route me down tiny, treacherous, unplowed back roads during the winter to save me what would have been an extra five minutes on the nice safe plowed highway. I really need to buy a road atlas for my state.
TheGyattFather@reddit
Yep. I live in an area where I always have to advise visitors against GPS. It will tell you to go over some twisty, treacherous mountain road, which technically may be shorter distance wise (not time), but there is a nice easy road that will get you there faster without the stress.
theMistersofCirce@reddit
In my area of Vermont, semi trucks in particular can have a real bad time. I really enjoy the no-nonsense official signage we've got all over the place saying things like YOUR GPS IS WRONG and YOU WON'T FIT.
It doesn't work, though. Every year people bet on the first date during Stuck Truck Season on which a truck is going to have to get pulled out of the Notch.
SilverMitten@reddit
I had a high school teacher who made this a part of passing. You could try as many times as needed, but you had to eventually be able to smoothly fold both a state and a US map.
Dragonsfire09@reddit
What use does that actually have? That is insane to me.
_jjkase@reddit
Ours was just the state map, but it was timed - 3 minutes i think
flamingknifepenis@reddit
I was just thinking about this last night. I saw one of those “Gen X checklist” things and one of them was knowing how to fold a map and it occurred to me that younger people have no conception of the fact that it was a common enough frustration that it was a comedy trope.
I was (and still am, I’d think) an expert map folder. I took a special perverse pride in determine the order based on the direction and depth of the creases.
tcox0010@reddit
Meanwhile I’ll just be printing off some Mapquest directions
Tooch10@reddit
Ordering a map from the state tourism board, learning to read it, then folding it back was part of a quiz for us in 3rd grade
trainwreckhappening@reddit
Man I used to be so proud of my maps. I had the coolest maps and was always the hero when I pulled them out of my bag or glovebox. Fully laminated folding maps with street names indexed on the back.
GearJunkie82@reddit
"Roll the maps..."
pimpmcnasty@reddit
Lies!
SonofaImmigrant@reddit
Don't fold the maps. ROLL the maps.
Aware_Policy_9174@reddit
My dad must have made a big deal about teaching me this because I considered it one of my best skills growing up. (Also squeezing out a washcloth really dry for some reason.) I’m surprised I didn’t put it on my first resume.
Stang1776@reddit
Which state is your favorite to fold? The whooping and Colorado map must be a bore.
Bajovane@reddit
Yes! This! I actually like looking at maps!
DonovanMcLoughlin@reddit
I've never been able to do that.
Never_Rule1608@reddit
I can read a Hudson - street atlas - map! (Book map)
DryWittgenstein@reddit
Mathematically impossible! The number of possible folds of a typical roadmap is greater than the number of atoms in the universe. Restoring the map to its original state would require near infinite attempts. /S?
misdirected_asshole@reddit
Remember that Dr. Strange scene in Avengers... sorta like that.
Evan8r@reddit
Not at all, I can do this after a mere 1387 attempts.
stylomat@reddit
as a german i never thought about the word roadmap to mean anything else than a planning of work to be done in the future :)
conspiracyeinstein@reddit
But how do you know which state it's from?
dufflebag7@reddit
BalrogRuthenburg11@reddit
And I can even read the map too!
gravityhomer@reddit
I can wait in any line without need for distractions because of having done it so many times before phones were invented. I swear this is a skill.
HopelesslyHuman@reddit
No. No I reject this. We wait in lines that shouldn't exist. You shouldn't be proud to idly have your time wasted because boomers want to pay with a check, cashiers can't figure out their registersl, stores can't be assed to pay employees, or idiots can't work a self-checkout.
You're right that patience may be lacking in the world, but I will not accept others' incompetence as a valid reason to waste my time.
MetalNew2284@reddit
There are like 3 billion more since back then here. Remember\^\^'
___cats___@reddit
You know that sometimes lines form naturally without a single person to blame for it, right?
_R_A_@reddit
WITCH!!!*
gravityhomer@reddit
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! And I don't think I want to be that anymore!
MetalNew2284@reddit
I am a superhero.
gravityhomer@reddit
I can't stand to fly, I'm not that naive...
onion4everyoccasion@reddit
I have, unfortunately, lost this skill
gravityhomer@reddit
You have it in you, just have to tap into it. Remember the boredom, relish in it.
--Citation-Needed--@reddit
Same
EvandeReyer@reddit
Or sit in a car or train just looking out the window.
gravityhomer@reddit
This is honestly one of my favorite things. And if it were raining? Hoo boy.
body_by_monsanto@reddit
I get motion sickness, so I have no choice but to just look out the window!
MetalNew2284@reddit
I can. I am marvelous.
heycarlgoodtoseeyou@reddit
Sadly, most people can’t even do this while driving
Higgi57@reddit
https://i.redd.it/rsqxrl6azgvf1.gif
Q-burt@reddit
I'll go to Dr. Appointments and deliberately leave my phone in my pocket, no ear buds, just chilling. If anyone would even look up from their phones, they would stare in wonder.
Character_Bend_5824@reddit
I had no idea patience would be such a virtue. I can literally stare at a wall and think about other things using my imagination. Meanwhile, my neighbor's child is so addicted to video games it has upended his chances of finding a job or even training ans she has begun proceedings for restraining order and eviction. All easentially because of the power of technological distraction in the hands of someone crippled by anxiety.
devour_feculence___@reddit
I can 💩 without a phone. ...but it sucks
mrossm@reddit
Waiting is definitely a lost art. We get down time at work and I'm the only one that doesn't immediately pull out a phone.
oriaven@reddit
I'm watching my kid learn to swim for 30 minutes and I'm the only parent that can hold their attention watching the process. 30 whole minutes, people!
MizzaSparkle@reddit
Beat me to it. Sometimes it’s entertaining just watching other people exist in the world without being a part of it at the same time. Can be terrifying and sad at others, take driving for example.
0dayssince@reddit
I can count back change to a customer
johnvalley86@reddit
I had the most infuriating thing happen the other week. Went to get a sandwich from Subway and to pay I handed the kid behind the register a 20 and the change required so I wouldn't get more change back obviously, just bills. He just stared at the change I had given him and pushed some buttons. Next thing I know the change machine rolls out a bunch more coins. He hands me back the change I gave him and the rest of the bills from the 20. I just looked at him and said "Dude, why?" and took my sandwich.
littlebunnydoot@reddit
i would have stood there and put all of it together and said - see how all of this together makes $5. now give me a $5 bill.
pregnantandsober@reddit
And then they'd tell you how they can't open the register without a sale.
dumpstersquirrel19@reddit
Maybe it’s the effects of the “New Math” finally coming into play.
Grease2310@reddit
Subway: Dude Why?
Now THAT is a slogan.
gpo321@reddit
My favorite is when the total is $10 and change and I give the cashier a $20 and a $1. They always give the single back and say “you don’t need this, it’s too much.” When you tell them to just put it in the computer, they’re amazed at the wizardry of giving a ten back instead of counting out more bills.
cosnierozumiem@reddit
Or providing a few coins to round the change up to a quarter... People get so confused by this.
wheezy360@reddit
I love the quizzical looks I'd get and then I'd say "just punch it in, trust me".
DeniLox@reddit
Yeah. If the total is $20.66, I will give $21.16 to get 2 quarters back.
DeniLox@reddit
I do this too.
arcxjo@reddit
They'd have to give you $11, including the single.
ScaryTransbian84@reddit
Before you know it you’ll have a billfold full of $2 bills to really troll the youth. Don’t even mention Susan B. Anthony dollars.
Asleep_Onion@reddit
I help my son with his high school math homework so I KNOW they are still teaching advanced math in schools today, which makes it even more confusing to me that people like this have somehow graduated high school and joined the world force. Only thing I can think of is cheating in school must be way more widespread than it used to be.
BrianJPugh@reddit
I worked cash register as I was finishing up college. Any math classes past calc breaks the brain. For some reason, when people did that to me it would still cause my brain to lockup for a second.
JamesH_670@reddit
Exactly this. I usually give the cashiers some weird mix of bills and coins and they think I gave them too much. I tell them to just enter that number into the register, then they get amazed when the change comes out in a perfect multiple of five (similar with the change, if I didn’t have all the coins).
CD274@reddit
I stopped using cash so long ago that I haven't been able to experience this with younger people. I guess they have also stopped using cash entirely? Or uh using math at all
JamesH_670@reddit
I go to many places that give discounts if you pay on cash and people around here still prefer to pay cash in certain places.
jimbobsqrpants@reddit
It is illegal to do that here
JamesH_670@reddit
Not where I am, apparently.
CD274@reddit
I remember it being illegal when I lived in California but apparently it changed with the 2010 wall street reform bill which made cash discount offers legal.
Annoying
jimbobsqrpants@reddit
I'm in the UK, you are allowed to only offer one type of payment, but giving a discount is not allowable
gpo321@reddit
I am not paying a 4.9% credit card fee for ordering a pizza!
CD274@reddit
Should be like under 3% unless they're scamming or lying tbh.
But also I have a credit card that gives me 11-21% cash back depending on what promos are happening for food 😂
Klutzy-Delivery-5792@reddit
Yep, had this happen at the local ice cream shop recently.
Dr_Wheuss@reddit
Went to a yard sale and bought an item priced $0.50, but only had a twenty. The girl had to use her calculator to figure out change.
Lumbergod@reddit
I played in a golf outing on Sunday. $240 for a 4some. I told the girl at the desk that I was just paying for my share. She had to use her calculator to determine what one-fourth of 240 was.
ceesa@reddit
I'm a teacher, and today I had a student pull out a calculator to figure out 27-13=14. Mental math isn't a thing anymore when they all have calculators on their phones.
trainwreckhappening@reddit
I grew up in a family business and was taught that at an early age. I assume you also get funny looks when you give a cashier $11 to pay for a $5.25 charge. I've gotten used to saying "just punch it in, trust me."
taita2004@reddit
On the occasions I pay in cash, I like to do the math in my head before the cashier tells me the amount.
Liv-Julia@reddit
We used to play "Beat the Computer" when my kids were little. If they could tell me the correct amount I'd get in change, they could keep it. (Within reason)
They became really fast at in-your-head math. My son could figure Michigan sales tax in his head in third grade.
-spidey88-@reddit
Me, too, but a fun story from my past was working at Dairy Queen. I would hit a key on the cash register to dispense the correct change, then counted back the bills. Now that’s magic!
Stracharys@reddit
We set up an antenna when we living with a roommate to pick up channels that still broadcast “on the air,” and she flipped out and made us take it down because she didn’t want to get arrested for “stealing cable.” She was old enough to be worried about that, but not old enough to understand “bunny ears.”
aroundincircles@reddit
Critical thinking and understanding that my choices have consequences.
Ippus_21@reddit
Can't you hear yourself? Don't you know who you sound like?
aroundincircles@reddit
Doesn't mean I'm not correct.
I work in a pretty technical field. The number of younger guys who cannot actually think through a problem, or think about the consequences of the actions they take in a work setting is astounding. Had a guy cause a production outage a couple of weeks ago. it was something that if you simply thought to yourself "if I do A, what are the likely outcomes?" and realize that you're chance of causing a complete outage was pretty high, and then thinking "maybe I should ask about this first" BEFORE taking action would have prevented it.
Or you give them a problem, and they are incapable of taking action if they don't already have the steps to solve it in front of them. They cannot research, or think of any alternate solutions. If somebody didn't walk them through it, it doesn't exist.
Brewmeister83@reddit
867-53-oh-nein@reddit
SJSsarah@reddit
Ha! This one needs more bumps to the top.
onion4everyoccasion@reddit
Sadly, this is forever lost.
AceOfStace27@reddit
I can type FUNDS on the original SimCity until my beautiful expensive urban center is crushed by an earthquake.
bammbamkam@reddit
farting
OkCardiologist2492@reddit
I can get 10 CDs through the mail for only a penny! And they can’t hold me to the hidden contract later because I’m only 12 years old! Ahahahaha!!!
Well, I guess I can’t do that anymore.
Wapiti_whacker82@reddit
I can sing the Big Mac song.
Basic-Biscotti-2375@reddit
I could listen to the dial-up noise and tell if it was gonna connect at a decent rate
HopelessMagic@reddit
I can program an entire html website using notepad and DOS
OneInACrowd@reddit
Layout a webpage using only tables, with the benefit of making the kids at work cry
ianmakingnoise@reddit
some of us (email folks) still use the old ways 🫡
keep_it_kayfabe@reddit
And the crazy thing is I'm super into AI, but there's not one AI platform that gets an HTML email template "right" for all devices, platforms, and email clients, which is kinda crazy to me.
They're building robots and using AI for all kinds of cool things, but it simply can't refine or solve problems in an HTML email newsletter template. Hahaha! Well, not yet.
ianmakingnoise@reddit
Yeah, that’s going to be a weird one for a while. AI tools are looking for the “most likely right” answer out of the already-documented solutions in its dataset, and email is often kind of a big messy knot of undocumented or partially documented workarounds for legacy systems that don’t read HTML the way they’re “supposed to.”
keep_it_kayfabe@reddit
Well, job security suppose. Hahaha!
keep_it_kayfabe@reddit
Daily. Especially with Outlook and all the conditional logic.
sirjimithy@reddit
I did this well into the early 2000s. I was stubborn about switching to divs and css for way too long lol
arcxjo@reddit
Well at least you know what a table is going to look like in every browser.
sirjimithy@reddit
Yeah true. Though it’s far better today than it was back then when the abomination IE6 was dominant.
FishBasketGordo@reddit
What about tags? Do you also optimize for the AOL browser like I did, because that's what all your friends had? :)
boreddissident@reddit
Drudge Report proves that you can use layout tables and a browser check & redirect for mobile. 90s design was effective and to the point & still works, users don't mind it.
danielleiellle@reddit
Are you using CSS or pixel.gif for spacing?
gear-down-flaps-full@reddit
What’s CSS? 😂
three-sense@reddit
I made a basic site with HTML in Notepad in 1999. Hard to believe that was 11 years ago already.
HopelessMagic@reddit
🤣🤣🤣☠️
stubept@reddit
That's actually still a useful skill if, like me, you build webpages for living.
On the flip side, I know how to code and animate in Adobe Flash. Now THAT'S a useless skill.
HopelessMagic@reddit
I learned how to make applets and Javascript. That's still useful, right? 😭
spanishpeanut@reddit
I was just about to say i am also fluent in JavaScript. Maybe when I apply for future jobs I can say I’ve been doing this so long I have outlasted many now obsolete coding languages.
schleepercell@reddit
When I was in "interactive arts" school in 2007/2008, they said you want to get a job, you kind of need to be a jack of all trades. Unless you know ActionScript 3.0, then you can make a career out of just doing that, lol.
2099AD@reddit
https://capcomcolors.neocities.org/
I did that earlier this year!
HopelessMagic@reddit
The lost arts are still useful. 😭🎉💕
langley10@reddit
Save as apage.htm
I’d be impressed but…
HopelessMagic@reddit
Actually most websites only load the index.html not apage.html
so... You just made nothing. 🤷
langley10@reddit
Neither did you since real DOS can’t save 4 letter file extensions… if you wanna get nitty with me…
HopelessMagic@reddit
I never said you needed both at the exact same time. Golly, you're sure trying though. pats head
LadyOfVoices@reddit
Aaaaaah DOS….. reminds me when we installed Win95 the first time, and I exited it every time back into DOS just because I missed it and I liked typing the commands :D
tgerz@reddit
I actually taught middle and high school aged kids how to make websites by handwriting HTML in Notepad. I loved it and surprisingly quite a few them enjoyed it as well. It was probably just after peak MySpace, but it had that kind of vibes.
sunshineparadox_@reddit
I was allowed to do this for my secondary school’s theater department and have no idea why in retrospect. I was so thrilled to do it.
Vox_Mortem@reddit
Me too! Then graduated to making iframe websites using photoshop and illustrator, and hand-coding css stylesheets. I felt so tech-savvy and cool. I was only one of those things.
sassafrassi@reddit
🤣
sassafrassi@reddit
Me too!
00jackburton@reddit
Still do my business to scrambled porn, if need be
CheezWong@reddit
Being pleasant to strangers. Nobody does that unless they're paid to these days.
thejunkmanadv@reddit
originalbrowncoat@reddit
I can program a VCR so it can record a TV show in the future!
Rabbitrules87@reddit
But can you program the clock to stop flashing 12:00? 🤔
YourGuyK@reddit
Of course, I was the kid who set it in our house. Plus all of my clocks must be coordinated.
frankvagabond303@reddit
Synchronize swatches!
Few_Improvement_6357@reddit
I remember thinking swatches were so cool and now I don't really remember what they are, lol.
frankvagabond303@reddit
They were just cool looking, cheaply made, plastic watches. I had like four or five that I wore all at the same time. I also had 3 different colored pagers.
DirtRight9309@reddit
they may have been plastic but they were not cheaply made. Swiss watchmakers don’t f* around. there were a LOT of cheaply made knockoffs though.
frankvagabond303@reddit
As a teenager, I had no concept of a quality time piece. I had no idea they were Swiss made.
DirtRight9309@reddit
that’s fair! plus i think we called all watches that style Swatches, like Kleenex, even the knockoffs
GoldDiamondsAndBags@reddit
Three pagers? You were the shit!!
I found my Swatch last year in a box of crap my dad brought over. I’m contemplating wearing it in the year of the Lord 2025.
frankvagabond303@reddit
Dooo itttt!!!
InfiniteOxfordComma@reddit
Swatch has definitely upped their game. This is my mechanical automatic that has been a daily driver for over 2 solid years.
BunkerBuster420@reddit
I used to have a Flik Flak watch which were immensely popular over here. Now I have a couple of G-Shocks. I hate Smart watches
Delta-IX@reddit
But I love addressing notifications without pulling my phone out. Ignore text, quick reply text, deny call, deny call. Take my pills, set a timer
BunkerBuster420@reddit
The notifications is the thing I hated most. I thought it would make me less distracted, but I just kept looking at it and changing the settings/clockface, never being 100% satisfied, this plus yet another thing that needs charging made me switch back
Delta-IX@reddit
so that's not the device's fault, but you already know that hence avoiding it entirely.. i have my daily basic digital face time, date, HR, steps, batt% and a "fancy " analog face time, date only for the rare occasions i dress up (and i don't have any nice proper watches) . otherwise i just deliberately don't fuck with it.
they're not for everyone. but it works for me.
Prestigious-Row-3244@reddit
I was taught to use an Oxford comma. From what I understand, they’re not teaching/enforcing that, anymore. 🙂
InfiniteOxfordComma@reddit
For shame!
8Deer-JaguarClaw@reddit
I've been wanting one of these for years now.
InfiniteOxfordComma@reddit
Get one. You won't regret it.
frankvagabond303@reddit
Nice! It still has a splash of that 90's teal.
Nearby-Importance-64@reddit
I had the swatch on the far right and it was glorious
m0h3k4n@reddit
They kept making bigger and bigger watches till they had to put wheels on one and called it a Smart Car.
Munk45@reddit
https://www.swatch.com/en-us/
Have fun
lellenn@reddit
Parker Lewis Can’t Lose! My family watched that show all the time!
WeeDramm@reddit
>Synchronize swatches!
Mr. Lewis? Mr. Randall? Mr. Phillips?....Hello?
arcxjo@reddit
You know what was even worse was automatically-updating ones. After Bush changed Daylight Saving Time instead of coming up with an actual energy policy, I'd have to go to my grandmas' houses 4x a year each to fix them.
sjd208@reddit
We have a radio atomic wall analog dial clock - sets itself automatically. It does occasionally get confused with daylight savings. It’s 20 years old and I will be super sad when it dies.
YourGuyK@reddit
The key is getting the microwave, stove and coffee maker clocks to match that one as well.
sjd208@reddit
Fortunately I’m married to an engineer who gets it down to a second or two for the changeovers.
For me, analog dials (esp a watch) feel time in a way the digital clocks never will.
MaksimusFootball@reddit
Doc?
JackpineSavage74@reddit
I remember a there was phone number to call that gave you the exact time, what that is anymore IDK...
JohnnyCanuck@reddit
The time has to be set if you want to record on a schedule!
BrainFartTheFirst@reddit
I actually set the clock on a VCR in my 4th grade class. My teacher was legitimately impressed.
BigPoppaStrahd@reddit
Yup, i learned how from watching home videos with Bob Saget. You take a piece of electrical tape and cover the blinking 12:00
mechanical_marten@reddit
hisss I hated working on VCRs covered in electrical tape because people wouldn't RTFM.
arcxjo@reddit
When I was a valet, we called covering lights in electrical tape "the ghetto mechanic". The only cars in worse shape were the ones that just used photos of their kids like when Homer got The Plague.
CariniFluff@reddit
Man I wish my home videos had Bob blowing lines with my mom and dad back in the day.
Rubberbandballgirl@reddit
I used to be a substitute teacher back when schools used to use VCRs. Whenever I was in a class where one was blinking 12:00 I would reset it to the correct date and time.
sjd208@reddit
Did you get to wheel the tv in on the cart, aka the greatest day for students?
Rubberbandballgirl@reddit
I wish! No, they were usually already in the room.
BelleMom@reddit
That’s what black electrical tape is for 😉
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
Of course not
hobbes_shot_second@reddit
No you can’t, Mr. Simpson. No one can.
Correct-Ad8693@reddit
I can perform surgery on the vhs with scissors and scotch tape if the vcr jams and tries to eat your tv show later. And you’ll blink and not even realize you lost a few frames. #hollywoodvideoskills
mojoninjaaction@reddit
There was always that one VHS that got tangled in the VCR every time. Can't remember which movie it was, but I really wanted to watch it often.
stumblon@reddit
mojoninjaaction@reddit
DonNatalie@reddit
Me to my grandma after my copy of Beetlejuice got eaten.
The VCR and I were not on speaking terms for a couple months.
cellrdoor2@reddit
Ha! I can also do this but because of working at Family video so it was learned almost exclusively splicing porn vhs.
psionfyre@reddit
sexyass2627@reddit
ChrisTGIK@reddit
GREAT SCOTT!
pawogub@reddit
I used to tape reruns of the 60’s Batman show when I was a kid. I thought that was pretty cool.
One_Introduction_217@reddit
I can turn the little knobby things on the older VCR so that we can watch the channels we haven't paid for in beautiful George Seurat pointalism.
ashlyn42@reddit
Did anyone ever remember or have a VCR+? We either inherited ours or my mom won it on the radio… (both were common in our household but buying new technology wasn’t… so it had to be one bc my father was almost cheaper than Al Bundy)
But either way my parents thought I was magic at like 11 because I read the manual to figure out how to use it. It was like the closest thing we had to DVR magic but in 1993
jumpup81@reddit
Yes! The TV Guide would have a short (5 or 6 digits?) code next to each listing and you could input that and things would magically record. Loved it. Our TV then also had picture-in-picture so it felt like double witchcraft.
a_seventh_knot@reddit
You wizard!
fozziwoo@reddit
but now you have to push your glasses up on top of your head and get down into your hands and knees
Amazing-Stand-7605@reddit
WITCHCRAFT
TheFlamingGit@reddit
2 finger whistle. Stops kids in their tracks. And it is LOUD AF.
takeaDip48@reddit
Using the power of the almighty encyclopedia
VashMM@reddit
Your comment made me think of the host segment from MST3K with the bots complaining to Mike about his outdated Encyclopedias.
"'Congress' is spelled with an 'f.' What is it, 'congreff?!'"
takeaDip48@reddit
😂 That was the best day of the year when they sent the updates.
Dazzling_Proof9813@reddit
Memorize a phone number 😹
HippieThanos@reddit
I can make music compilations that last 60 or 90 minutes
VixxenFoxx@reddit
Data Entry. My 10-Key is 90wpm.
Ztiw-@reddit
I know how to read a Thomas Guide and Maps.
skrutape@reddit
i can wait patiently
hobbes_shot_second@reddit
I can use a library card catalog.
cjandstuff@reddit
We had that info drilled into us for all of elementary and high school. Got to college and never used it again. Such a waste.
paisleymanticore@reddit
I was mad about that too lol, I spent a massive amount of time in the high school library and had every section completely memorized, got to college and it was laid out like a danged bookstore. What was the point?
David_Deckhim@reddit
I see your card catalog and raise you microfiche.
Neither-Mycologist77@reddit
I call with microfilm.
ThOrZwAr@reddit
The dewy decimal system!
Roscoe_P_Trolltrain@reddit
RoundTheBend6@reddit
Haha, I forgot where this is from.
Roscoe_P_Trolltrain@reddit
RoundTheBend6@reddit
Well this is uhf. I'm terrible with names.
MerlinsBib@reddit
trainwreckhappening@reddit
I cannot go to the library without saying this in my head. My local library doesn't use it and it drives me nuts. (They use a weird hybrid version)
NickAndHisGuitar@reddit
The kid returning the late books who gets straight up chopped in half with the sword will never not be hysterical to me.
joecarter93@reddit
“Uh, these books are a little late, haha”
“Rrrah!”
aravarth@reddit
Who wants to drink from the firehose?!
Tar_alcaran@reddit
I worked in a library as a weekend job in highschool. We use a similar system here, and I used to have the most common numberranges memorized.
bodhemon@reddit
I can use a microfiche.
Carpeteria3000@reddit
How's your microfiche game?
mikeflo82@reddit
Spent 3 days in the library perfecting it's use
LALawette@reddit
Oh shit. I remember that.
Any_Initiative_9079@reddit
I can change the ribbon on a manual typewriter.
Quetzalsacatenango@reddit
I can edit movies shot on videotape.
RealSinnSage@reddit
i can write in cursive
twobootsranch@reddit
Read and write cursive. Can use google to find actual useful info.
sunshineparadox_@reddit
I’m teaching my daughter to search effectively and ver sources. I’m stunned kids aren’t learning this. It’s so vital in an era when people won’t even agree on objective reality like repeatedly debunked studies people still cite.
She’s 9. I went to a discord of a game she likes and asked a few questions of other players. (She is not allowed in discord!) They said it was exceedingly rare to meet parents who kept an eye on a kid’s behavior and communications online and who take an interest in their interests. It made me so fucking sad. Kids deserve that.
flamingknifepenis@reddit
I swear this is like 90% of being “good with kids.” You have to recognize that them trying to tell you about _ is their way of sharing their lives with you. I don’t have kids myself but my family is amazed at how much my nephews love me, and it’s all because when they come up to me wanting to sit with them while they play Pokémon and tell me about it or listen to their theory about the universe I treat it as a priority and give them my undivided attention — no matter how few shits I give about Pokémon.
Truth_Seeker963@reddit
I find it so strange that the youngins don’t know how to google. Aren’t they supposed to be more tech savvy than us? So many of them don’t know how to do anything in Word or Excel either.
Neither-Mycologist77@reddit
I'm a college librarian. I'm now getting first-year students who can barely use a mouse and don't realize that they have to click in the search bar before typing. I'm somehow supposed to take these 18 year olds from THAT to information literate in the largest and most complex information landscape ever known in 50 minutes. It's a bit much.
twobootsranch@reddit
They lean on Google ai and chat gtp. Never learned key words.
kg51113@reddit
Evidence of this in other subs where they just post the same question that was asked a week ago instead of using the search.
Brewmeister83@reddit
Boolean searches would probably blow their minds…
jimbobsqrpants@reddit
Tech savvy = always has had a Phone and tablet
doyoulikemyladysuit@reddit
The skill of Google Fu is truly lost on the AI dependent youth.
orkash@reddit
my people right here. shocks me my partners kids cant actually use google and still ask questions. I'm always shocked. You have almost all of human knowledge in your hands, we helped build it and you are to crippled to use it after a generation or two.
layze23@reddit
something similar about how all wealth is squandered after two generations
mandileigh@reddit
For a while the National Archives was looking for volunteers who could read cursive and transcribe letters from the Revolutionary War. It was super interesting!
FeatherDust11@reddit
Ok so I’ve been making jokes to my husband about some 19-20 somethings ‘not being able to use google’ but I just thought they were being lazy!!! I was chatting with potential babysitters and had clearly told them where I lived and they still write to ask me ‘how far is that from their town’- I was pretty flabbergasted it happened more than once. So I didn’t know this was an actual thing!!!
MistressErinPaid@reddit
They can just put your address into their navigation system 😏
MistressErinPaid@reddit
Same.
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
r/Geneology could use your help to read old documents and letters
nemosfate@reddit
Also r/cursive
MetalNew2284@reddit
I love my cursive.
SlackerDS5@reddit
I had to help someone in their 20s read a letter that was written in cursive today…it’s becoming a lost art.
gpo321@reddit
Johnson & Johnson changed their logo from the script we all recognized growing up to a boring printed logo… because people couldn’t read the script anymore
-Banana_Pancakes-@reddit
I still have this argument with my mom to this day. You don’t even need to know how to write cursive to sign your name as you can just scratch some shit on paper and it works.
NoMercy767@reddit
This reminds me of one job I had where we had to process mail. The majority of my colleagues could not read the handwriting on the envelopes, so I had to translate for them.
CDA_CPA@reddit
I can type like my life depends on it.
Truth_Seeker963@reddit
I impress my kids with this. They’re amazed that I can type without looking.
Spiritual_Sorbet_870@reddit
Wait. Kids can’t type anymore? That one actually shocks me
PeterPalafox@reddit
Same. I can make eye contact with you and make sympathetic facial expressions and noises while typing your story into the computer.
ScottyOnWheels@reddit
Are you double spacing after a period?
shouldarocked@reddit
I'm still double spacing, and even thought it's not cool to do anymore, I can't break myself of the habit. So I've given up trying.
CDA_CPA@reddit
No. I single space. And I honestly cannot remember if I learned it that way or corrected it myself down the road. I almost had to have corrected it during my earlier working years.
fluffychonkycat@reddit
Same. Chat rooms really improved my typing speed. Gen Zs look at me like it's witchcraft that I can type without looking and carry on a conversation at the same time.
DaoFerret@reddit
They can do the same thing, but only on phones and when “typing” with their thumbs.
Snow_Tiger819@reddit
This is where I learned to type fast too! mIRC back in the day….
fozziwoo@reddit
fr, i can defo type faster than i can write, and i can read it afterwards too!
MetalNew2284@reddit
I write as fast as I talk\^\^ fun
MetalNew2284@reddit
..while talking to someone.
Umberlee168@reddit
Me too, thank you chatrooms
Buttons949@reddit
Me too! I learned how to type on a typewriter on 94, and nearly 30 years later, I type 100 WPM
ToBeNamed-Later@reddit
I have an insane ability to navigate back to places I haven't been in years or don't know well, but have been to once months ago from memory. I was the queen of drunkenly leading my friends who were convinced we were lost back to our hostels on our travels when we were in our 20s.
thblckdog@reddit
I do this people are amazed. How come you know your way around Paris? Because I was here like 10 years ago. People baffled.
ToBeNamed-Later@reddit
It's very fun to bust out when I get the chance. "How'd you do that?" Homing pigeon. I'm a homing pigeon.
gpo321@reddit
A quick Google Earth check of a hotel stay or trip to a new city, and I’m set. I know where to park, what’s walkable, transit options, and have some restaurants in mind. People are blown away by a little research and the ability to apply a map I saw online to real life…
DaoFerret@reddit
Lots of people talk about Media Literacy skills being dead, almost no one talks about Map Reading skills being dead.
justonemom14@reddit
I have this but not for useful navigation. I can only find my kids' old toys.
mkct_6@reddit
I can fast forward and rewind tapes with remarkable accuracy of where I want to stop
ConstantHawk-2241@reddit
Writing shorthand, like real shorthand, not like the brah crap. The whole shorthand alphabet.
SlackerDS5@reddit
I can tell time on a clock that has Roman numerals instead of numbers.
Arcanisia@reddit
I asked a woman in Target for the time. She looked at her watch, probably realized she couldn’t tell time and then looked at her phone
goglamere@reddit
That’s several skills in one!
BillG2330@reddit
I can give you the approximate time on a watch or clock that has....NO NUMBERS AT ALL
DaoFerret@reddit
I hate to break it to you, but reading an Analog Clock is becoming an “old people” skill all on its own.
PhDPepper5@reddit
I had a really cool MySpace page.
Just_Cartoonist_4292@reddit
Writing cursive.
Frunklin@reddit
I can record music off the radio onto a cassette and make awesome jam tapes for my babe.
Tiny-Reading5982@reddit
I can write / read cursive and drive a stick shift
PaulmBeachPaul@reddit
Mental Math
Top_Chard5757@reddit
Hacky sack skills
burnmenowz@reddit
I can remember phone numbers
ducksoup_18@reddit
T9 word
SensitiveArtist@reddit
How to load a film camera.
Grease2310@reddit
I can even develop my own provided a dark room and sufficient chemicals are on hand.
Harlander77@reddit
If it's black & white film, I know how to develop it with coffee. (Seriously; it's a technique developed during WWII when chemicals were scarce. It's called caffenol)
AnonPoliteness@reddit
[Tony Vaccaro in the forest developing film in three helmets at night during the Battle of the Bulge]
ChogbortsTopStudent@reddit
Wait, seriously? Can you tell me more? I want to remember to Google that later!
Harlander77@reddit
https://www.caffenol.org
all_no_pALL@reddit
Stop (bath) it!
trainwreckhappening@reddit
I took a railroad job in Colorado that serviced the old Kodak factory. It was surreal to go around all those old buildings thinking about how fast it all just crumbled. This wasn't an industrial setting. It was more like an office park with several very nice buildings. Definitely looked like a really great place to work back in the day. They even developed their own digital camera and storage cards. But they chose to shelve that project because they wanted their programmable 35mm cartridges (I can't remember the name) to be the next big thing. It was a neat idea that would have been great about a decade earlier. But even then, I doubt it would have ever lasted because of price.
A couple years ago I found an old roll of film in a storage box that had traveled with us for almost twenty years waiting to be developed. It was funny to watch the staff at Walgreens fumble at figuring out how to take care of it, while at the old photo development desk. I was more familiar with how the process should go than the employees there.
pmpork@reddit
I could remember like dozens of phone numbers!
PallasNyx@reddit
I only remember one number 867-5309.
Adventurous_Pin_344@reddit
I still have far too many numbers memorized, including two different home phone numbers and my dad's office number from when I was a kid.
I do actually have my spouse's cell number and my parents' cell numbers memorized, which has come in handy when I have misplaced my own phone.
frankvagabond303@reddit
I was a human rolodex! I remembered hundreds of phone numbers. Then they added area codes and I never remembered another phone number again.
BlacksmithThink9494@reddit
Growing up in LA county, our area codes changed every couple of years for a while there. Very frustrating.
Dampmaskin@reddit
I grew up in the middle of nowhere, but at least our phone numbers were easy to remember. Three digits.
frankvagabond303@reddit
Crazy! I was always in cities. They all had 7 digits.
TBShaw17@reddit
I have exactly 3 numbers memorized. My childhood home, my grandma, and this girl I had a crush on in the 6th grade. (But 30+ years later I only remember that one because her number was identical to mine except for the last digit).
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
This one here. Muscle memory.
Roscoe_P_Trolltrain@reddit
I have a lot of phone numbers memorized... from 1986-1998
Initial-Depth-6857@reddit
Navigate with a road atlas
NotNoski@reddit
Ability to read rough hand written notes.
Frosty_Cloud_2888@reddit
I can hook up a VCR or video game console to a tv that also has an antenna and can change it back and worth if you want to play the video game or watch TV on the antenna. If you want the VCR to record off the antenna I know how to do that too.
I can also do some BASIC programming.
I can shovel coal in the basement to the furnace hopes from the coal shoot where the coal deliver truck would put it in the basement.
I can rethread the in ribbon on a type writer.
Sabrinawitchly@reddit
Math. Without a calculator.
Lunar-Havoc@reddit
I can tell what direction im facing and find my house without an app
International_Fix396@reddit
I can fold a piece of paper into a triangle or a rectangle with a little tab you pull to unfold it. I can also make it into a paper cup you can only use once or a cootie catcher (which sounds kinda filthy but isn’t). I can turn a straw wrapper into a puffy star. I can turn a dollar bill into a ring.
johnieringo@reddit
I've memorized a lot of phone numbers
RepresentativeMud509@reddit
I'm a good writer and pride myself on the quality of my emails, letters, etc. My bosses and co-workers all use ChatGPT & look down on me because I don't. The stuff they get from AI is total garbage yet they all think it's from the quill of Jefferson himself. Everytime they take my work and feed it into that trash compactor, the more superfluous I feel.
Varmitthefrog@reddit
I can do math, regardless if my phone is charged
naturalmanofgolf@reddit
I can write with a pencil and do basic math in my head
qread@reddit
I was trained to use a card catalog!
SwissCheese4Collagen@reddit
Spelling.
BaldymonS@reddit
I know stuff and fix things. I don't know how to do it I can find out how. I find this is underrated when compared to younger people
bgva@reddit
Does driving a stick shift count? It feels so antiquated now.
effitalll@reddit
Extremely. My car is stick. I’ve been to a valet where the children working couldn’t drive it.
Lulu_42@reddit
Okay. That seems like an absolutely necessary skill as a valet.
countessofgroan@reddit
I’ve thought about getting a side job as a valet for exactly this reason. Those kids you have working for you can’t do what I do!
effitalll@reddit
You’d think
murph0969@reddit
You'd be surprised. You only need one person who can drive stick, and manual cars are few and far between, especially ones getting valet service.
___cats___@reddit
Shit, last time I took my car to a Discount Tire the tech had to get the manager to pull it in because they didn’t know how to drive a stick. The manager told me that always happens with sticks and the kids in the garage call manuals race cars.
EvandeReyer@reddit
Not in Europe - most people can drive stick.
bgva@reddit
My soon to be sister-in-law and her husband were stationed in Italy a few years ago. She said she had to learn manual bc most of the cars there are stick.
ibentmyworkie@reddit
I’m currently in Portugal with my family for a week. I saved 30 euros getting a manual car and found I could still drive it. I was quite proud of myself for that though my wife didn’t share that enthusiasm quite as much .
PB_Natalie@reddit
At the drive through line the other day the kid working the window was so excited that my Subaru was a stick shift.
Cube-in-B@reddit
I still drive a stick. It’s actually a theft deterrent these days to have one
VashMM@reddit
The only cars I've ever owned have had manual transmissions.
Yes, my current car is 20 years old. 2004 Acura RSX typeS.
Revolutionary_Gas551@reddit
Not only can I drive a manual transmission, I learned how to rebuild one, too. 👍
Sufficient_Turn_9209@reddit
I learned to drive on my sister's little standard Nissan Sentra. Can you just imagine the world in a few more decades? We've had a Tesla for a few years now, and I use the FSD (full self driving) way more often than I ever thought I would. Just the other day I felt a thousand times safer letting it take me through a stretch of construction with concrete barricades on either side of 2 inch lanes and a million 18 wheelers. From the first day I could see a roadway with all fsd cars talking to and alerting each other from the next lane to miles ahead. All programmed into traffic control systems. When Waymo cabs hit the road I knew it was over. In a few more decades our kids will be talking about the lost skill of driving and the fond memories of having to take drivers ed.
floydknight@reddit
This is a highly effective theft deterrent.
basylica@reddit
Been driving stick for 30yrs. My 18yr old passed his license test driving stick. My oldest didnt want to learn so he got automatic, but my youngest wanted to learn so he got my old MT car to learn. He smooshed it 5 weeks after getting his license (dumb move, but not entirely his fault) and when i asked if he wanted auto or stick he emphatically wanted another stick!
I suspect he was probably the only kid getting his license in 2024 in the entire state of texas while driving stick. Be pretty cool if i was right.
jholden23@reddit
I’m a high school teacher and I’ve had a two students recently get cars that are standards. One was so excited to get his 1993 Mazda Miata that he made me take it for a drive around the block because no one else he knew could drive it.
Responsible_Sound_71@reddit
Came here looking for this one. On the challenge episode tonight, they had to drive a stick shift and several teams ended up pushing their cars to the next station. My wife would have been pushing. I’d have peeled out
faithcollapsing@reddit
Good lord I have dozens of (now) useless skills. I was able to set my vcr to record future things as far back as the late 80s. I think I was like 12 when I figured it out. My Memaw was so fascinated she asked to learn too, so I taught her to record her old western shows. Later this tech skill turned into knowing how to burn not only music cds, but ripping Netflix dvd rentals, downloading shared music files and burning cds. I have an entire physical library of burned media from my early 20s. I even learned how to rip and burn karaoke which required merging 2 files (the image/lyrics portion and the mp3) prior to burning. I was also great at photoshop, paint shop pro, and many other (now antiquated) early 2000s graphic and web design software. Sometimes I think with the way things are going and the ultimate goal of forcing us to “rent everything and own nothing” is eventually going to force my powers of piracy to return.
YourGuyK@reddit
Can remember how to get places once I been there. I'm told there are peoome who use GOS to go to work and back home every day.
KitchenNazi@reddit
I like my GPS on all the time - if there's an accident or traffic jam, I want to know. When I leave my house to pick up my kid from school I can go left which takes longer or right which is faster but potentially has traffic. It's a 15 minute drive but it could take 10 minutes extra due to traffic.
Annhl8rX@reddit
Exactly. I have a 43 mile drive each way. There are three different routes that can vary by as much as 30 minutes. I know how to get home…I want to know how to get there fastest.
EvandeReyer@reddit
This is the value of GPS. I had to go a crazy way round a few weeks ago turning a 2 hour drive into a 4 hour drive because the motorway was closed due to two accidents, but I got there ok and avoided some traffic (not all sadly).
Adventurous_Pin_344@reddit
I'm watching Parks & Rec with my kid, and there's an episode where Tom is mandated by the courts to go a week without screens. It takes him over an hour to get to work from three miles away because he doesn't know how to get there without a GPS 😭
YourGuyK@reddit
I just watched that recently as well. It was very fitting to that character.
sanedragon@reddit
Wait what? Lol
mechanical_marten@reddit
To be fair I only use google maps to load traffic data and use alternate routes when traffic is heavy. Otherwise I'm the same way with one caveat; day and night driving are two different map sets, waypoints look different at night.
BlueProcess@reddit
Same, but I still use GPS so it warns me about traffic and cops
kremlingrasso@reddit
Marco Polo didn't need directions to China and neither do I!
FlavourOfTheMonth@reddit
I have a map book in the car. Much more fun that sat-nav.
thblckdog@reddit
My brother in law uses gps to go everywhere. It’s crazy. He literally got panicked when I just gave him directions.
Baked_Potato_732@reddit
I can do that in stores surprisingly well but that skill never translated to driving, sadly.
frankvagabond303@reddit
I need to go there at least twice using the same route. After that, the route is ingrained in my brain. But, it is that specific route and it is the only route I will ever take again. Even if its not the shortest or best route to take.
countessofgroan@reddit
I can read and memorize a map and go to where I need to go without having it with me (and without GPS duh)
Arugola@reddit
Designing websites using Macromedia Flash.
KayArrZee@reddit
Hold a phone between my shoulder and my chin
goglamere@reddit
Did you use a phone-friend?
ThermionicMho@reddit
it's either apathy or empathy but *shrug*
goglamere@reddit
867-53-oh-nein@reddit
I know how to make a collect call.
goglamere@reddit
Bob Attababi’itsaboy
Harlander77@reddit
I have an appreciation for Gregorian chants
goglamere@reddit
🎶Return to inno-cense!!!🎵
spudaug@reddit
You tell them about that 6 month period when people got so into Gregorian chants they were on the radio and got charted, and the kids look at you like you’re insane.
Not that I’m NOT mad. But that’s different.
Bajovane@reddit
I love them too!
WeeDramm@reddit
Cutthechitchata-hole@reddit
I can use a card catalog
majessa@reddit
I’m 45 years old and still remember cheat codes on the original Nintendo for Mike Tyson’s punch out, etc.
No_Willingness5313@reddit
I can locate and read a box score on this stuff called newsprint.
Late-Drink3556@reddit
Maybe drive a stick?
greaterwhiterwookiee@reddit
I know dishwashing soap pods aren’t snacks
GarminTamzarian@reddit
No, of course they're not...it's the laundry pods that are the delicious ones.
sanedragon@reddit
The more colorful the better!
DaoFerret@reddit
Right?! The dishwashing ones are just cheap knockoffs.
FatSteveWasted9@reddit
Well look at Mr Snob over here, too good for pods
sanedragon@reddit
C-DOS
meldiane81@reddit
Memorizing a million phone numbers.
Senn-66@reddit
Understanding how to use a file system and system settings on my computer (including the Command line!)
Obviously not exactly what OP is asking, as computer professionals all know this stuff, but definitely applies to nontechnical people. I'm just a lawyer and grew up needing to know how to do that stuff just to make a computer work, and younger people have never touched any of that. I had a whole drawer of different floppy disks to use as boot drives because even getting programs to run on my mid-80s IBM compatible required a lot of trial and error on what exact configuration was required for that particular program.
Swamp_Donkey_7@reddit
Listening to the radio for hours so i can hit record on my tape recorder to make a cassette to play in my car of the song I want.
Daemon213@reddit
I use to memorize the phone numbers to the BBSs I use to play on.
Delta-IX@reddit
Commonsense troubleshooting of electronics
Cozy_Minty@reddit
I am an exemplary 411 operator
lagster@reddit
i was working as a 411 operator on 9/11. No TVs in the work area. Influx of calls from NYC looking for schools. Eventually a customer told me what happened then the managers started pulling us aside and telling / showing us what was going on.
BlueProcess@reddit
Ohhh, flashbacks.
As someone who spent the first 30 years of their life in one area, I knew where everything was. Then I moved to a different state, to a city that had never even heard of a grid system. It was just me, 411, and mapquest printouts. It was awful. I was always calling to see what was where, get addresses, business hours, and so on.
I left that city for a year and then came back like 7 years later post-smartphone, I can not even begin to tell you how much being able to navigate and look up phone numbers made that town suck less.
Catladylove99@reddit
Calling the weather at five minutes to midnight because you made plans with your friend for her to call at 12, but you’re not allowed to be on the phone this late, and this way your parents won’t hear it ring because the call waiting will just beep and you’ll click over.
Smilechurch@reddit
Actually being able to memorize phone numbers. Dozens of them.
fritofootedfriend@reddit
My first job was at a sporting goods store and we didn’t scan barcodes, we entered sku numbers manually. So I am very fast with 10 key. It was really useful at my next job. Not sure if it would be today.
IowaJammer@reddit
I can sit in complete silence, without a phone, electronic device, or any other form of stimulation, for an extended period. It’s my personal mental zen garden.
lagster@reddit
i knew how to turn off the handshake noise on modems so i could get on the net late at night
OGHighway@reddit
Typing. I watch so many kids type using 2 fingers.
mrmooswife@reddit
I can thread 35mm projectors for movie screenings.
justonemom14@reddit
I can thread a sewing machine, and even change the bobbin.
mrmooswife@reddit
Threading the sewing machine reminds me so much of threading projectors it makes me nostalgic.
Optimal_Solution663@reddit
I can code in Fortran.
Affectionate_Ad_1558@reddit
Using 1800COLLECT incorrectly from a payphone to call mom and let her know I’m ready to be picked me up.
Also sending and reading numerical messages with pagers.
gundrum@reddit
I regularly drive a stick shift
potatopigflop@reddit
I can sit still without a phone and wait. Like at a bus stop or doctors office or toilet. Just lookin around thinkin
JiGoD@reddit
The ability to remember a 7 digit number for more than 3 minutes.
Big-Response294@reddit
Critical thinking
BlergToDiffer@reddit
I can carve my own marshmallow roasting stick.
boreddissident@reddit
Seems like the answer in just a few more years is gonna be "functional literacy"
Hattkake@reddit
I can go to the bathroom without my phone.
bodhemon@reddit
I remember my two best friend's phone numbers from childhood.
BlacksmithThink9494@reddit
I know how to use a floppy disk. I dont have many skills.
twineandtwig@reddit
I can still fill out triplicate carbon paper forms on a typewriter. Quickly.
Its was a summer internship at a National Historical Park. I had to fill out requisitions and such.
There was only one typewriter in the whole park, so had to go to another department to type them up.
I can still feel the groove I’d get into, lol. It’s very rhythmic, type one letter, backspace, type it again, backspace, type it again, then rinse and repeat for the next letter. I’d knock ‘em out quick though.
I got so good, and so fast, at it they asked me if I wanted a job in that department. Just to fill out the forms. They hated doing it. Wish I had taken the offer.
Doctor_Mothman@reddit
writing in cursive font
mondomiketron@reddit
I’m great at shadow puppets lol
sarafunkasaurus@reddit
I can look things up in an encyclopedia. AND I can use the Dewey decimal system. 💪
Otherwise-Ad7735@reddit
Use a rotary phone
S_A_R_K@reddit
If I have a structured settlement, I can get cash now
PhilosopherDismal191@reddit
I know how to develop film.
Krillin@reddit
I can say "I am a young girl" in French thanks to seeing the Muzzy Commercial a billion times.
One_Introduction_217@reddit
I know the codes to make pay phones spit out the change they're choking on.
Since I'm so old, and lived in a major US city with lots of pay phones, this is how I funded part of my college education.
TheGoodDavid42@reddit
I say “excuse me.”
Pleasant-Onion157@reddit
Reading a TV Guide.
A/V connection with multiple devices. (Talking red, white, and yellow).
Learning video games theoretically through an instruction booklet and translating that into practice. These are 2 stages that are linear and separate.
Recoding music off the radio without a computer.
ocvagabond@reddit
I can blow the shit out of a NES cartridge to make die that shit doesn’t freeze all day
kidkaruu@reddit
Typing using T9
FratboyZeida@reddit
I know how to use those hole punch / spiral binder things to make (RL, printed paper) reports
mrdon83@reddit
I can poop without an electronic device in my hands.
ParmigianoMan@reddit
I can use an analogue phone (which is of zero use now) and can also remember phone numbers.
cowtown1985@reddit
I can carry a normal conversation with people.
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
i used to be really good at collating and alphabetizing large stacks of paperwork
Bajovane@reddit
Yep!!! Years ago, I was a file clerk!
LaLa_LaCroix@reddit
I was a file clerk at an eye doctor’s office in high school - I’d pull all the file folder charts for the next day’s appointments and re-file the prior day’s charts, and grab files for the receptionist if someone called with a question. I can, to this day, alphabetize anything super fast.
DHammer79@reddit
I can hand cut a roof using the step off method.
-Banana_Pancakes-@reddit
How to do the elevator with a Yomega YoYo.
VashMM@reddit
Eiffel tower!
TallyAlex@reddit
I have (727) 447-6611 memorized. I can get the time and weather from my phone
After_Match_5165@reddit
I remember phone numbers. The younger Millennials and gen Zs I work with think I'm a witch.
Automatic_Beat5808@reddit
Label an envelope. Buy stamps. Mail letter.
TallyAlex@reddit
Blue, Orange, Green, Brown, Slate GTE GREAT GREAT GREAT!
When Running Backwards You Vomit.
Very industry specific
leshpar@reddit
I know how to dial a rotary phone. I also know how to rent a video from blockbuster XD.
VashMM@reddit
I remember what 2600 hz was used for in the old analog phone systems.
LemonSkye@reddit
I know how to dial a rotary phone without using the actual dial.
keto_and_me@reddit
I am really good at silently picking up the phone in the other room to eavesdrop on other people’s conversations. Now people just use speakerphone and I don’t have to try at all.
Kurfaloid@reddit
I can tell you how fast a modem is connecting based on the sound.
electrodog1999@reddit
I can play the accordion, took lessons for 10 years. Probably terrible now but you never know.
ZealousidealPound460@reddit (OP)
Pick that ish up! you know it’s making a comeback in 1-5 years!
blacktrufflesheep@reddit
Weird Al Yankovic and John Linnell of tmbg never stopped playing
LemonSkye@reddit
Drew Carey also plays, though I don't know if he's done so recently.
Mr402TheSouthSioux@reddit
Blinkers.
tarravin@reddit
I can memorize entire phone numbers. Multiple, in fact.
USAF_Retired2017@reddit
I can drive a manual car, write in cursive, tell time on an analog clock and find something to do that doesn’t include electronics.
civilSurvivorMum@reddit
I can retouch, correct, and colorize printed photos by hand, edit photo negatives with scissors and tape and do tape-to-tape VHS editing, and can even add star wipes!
33thirtythree@reddit
Morse code
NecessaryFreedom9799@reddit
Finding a specific article in an encyclopedia using a print index rather than just finding where it might be in the alphabet.
Tsunamiis@reddit
Some of yall sound like our parents
Cautious_Artichoke_3@reddit
I'm good at memorizing seven digit numbers. I forgot what I needed that for
ooo-ooo-oooyea@reddit
According to my religion teacher in highschool, we'll all be ontime to everything if we set our clocks 5 minutes early..... nope, we just left five minutes later for everything
snotparty@reddit
I can write really quickly and take very good notes?
Condition_0ne@reddit
Understanding that not everyone on the other side of the political divide from me is necessarily stupid and/or malicious.
Q-burt@reddit
My mom is just careless when it comes to politics. She's never really done anything but what the voting bloc around her has done. We happen to live in a republican state. I still love her.
EvandeReyer@reddit
This is a big one, there is just no nuance in anything anymore.
illuminaugahyde@reddit
I can use a Xerox machine. Really well. I once had a job that was nothing but xeroxing. For lawyers, too, so you know my shit looked perfect. I can photocopy a receipt you left in a pocket two years ago and make it look good enough to go to court.
No one cares about my Xerox skills anymore.
justonemom14@reddit
I learned how to enlarge copies and everything....sad that those skills aren't appreciated any more.
QuesoTim@reddit
Memory
mechanical_marten@reddit
I can untie almost any knot and detangle Christmas light strings
Frequent-Interest796@reddit
I am very good at diagraming sentences.
Never met a gerund or past participle I could map out!
samwild@reddit
I can find a book in a library using a card catalogue!
Gold-Perspective5340@reddit
I can determine my position on the globe using a sextant, chronometer, azimuth and nautical tables to within +/- 1 nautical mile
arksnegative_ar@reddit
I can actually dissemble things and fix most of 'em without having any degree or certification. Electronics, car mechanics, as long as you don't need very specialized tools. My toolset at home is pretty comprehensive and my soldering skills are ok at most but never did 'em let me down.
myrdraal2001@reddit
Pretty much anything dealing with tech that doesn't exist anymore.
HotgunColdheart@reddit
Ive never had to stop, drop, and roll...but I still remember it!
Vaperwear@reddit
Neat cursive handwriting
Never_Rule1608@reddit
I can make a mixed tape - from a radio!
passamongimpure@reddit
I do have Grey Poupon.
ho_for_hyrule@reddit
Back in the day, I figured out how my boyfriend could call me at all hours of the night but the phone would never ring and thus never alert my parents. Good ol’ time and temp, and he’d beep in on the line lol
_6siXty6_@reddit
Foxgoku@reddit
I can count the change back. Don't think I ever here that anymore.
fsantos0213@reddit
I can rebuild and time dual Magneto's, and all sorts of mechanical work, I can read and fold maps, and assorted other Bushcraft skills, and I can cook for myself and others when needed
sounds_like_kong@reddit
Drive a manual shift?
Don_Shetland@reddit
I used to be able to type a text message without looking at my phone. lol
EastTXJosh@reddit
I can name all of the Pearl Jam drummers and the albums they appeared on.
AffectionateFig5864@reddit
I can remember people’s birthdays without any help from social media.
RickHuf@reddit
Oooooof. I cannot and since my mother passed in 2017, my lack of remembering has caused some moments
She was the one who would call and remind us all.
Katniprose45@reddit
I have an uncanny knack for remembering birthdays.
bfume@reddit
I can read cursive. Come at me bitches.
bearlysane@reddit
I dialed a rotary phone last week. Testing my mom’s kitchen phone after fixing it.
CaptShrek13@reddit
I can change my own oil in my vehicles.
Psycosteve10mm@reddit
I can subnet in IPV4. Totally useless as everything is IPV6 and most routers do it automatically.
Dabnician@reddit
When i took my network+ certification i was given a IP scope and had to design a network, being able to calculate the network scopes and subnet masks came i handy.
But outside of my cert i just use a subnet calculator or the system im using has checking to ensure i dont enter wrong info.
coffeejizzm@reddit
I can access information on my phone and then put it away for hours without shaking.
BlackPhoenix1981@reddit
I can hook up put an original NES. We're super Nintendo in less than one minute to a CRT TV.
twolfhawk@reddit
I know how to hold the flashlight so dad and grandpa dont yell.
foozebox@reddit
I drive stick
LegallyRegarded@reddit
I can make friends. Apparently, that's a skill these days, according to people in their 20s.
xebt1000@reddit
Defragging my computer and condensing files
yodellingllama_@reddit
Fortran coding? My career went in a different direction, so I honestly don't know if this programming language is still used.
Also, using cellophane from a cigarette pack and a lighter to store any excess weed after getting fully baked. Is that still a thing after legal pot shops have phased in and tobacco has phased out?
Grease2310@reddit
I was talking to a twenty something the other day about his computer classes in college. I asked what languages they’re using these days and the response killed me: “we just learned really out of date one called C++ and next week they’re going to teach us some history by showing us JavaScript”
yodellingllama_@reddit
Jeez, that makes me feel old. JavaScript was cutting edge new just yesterday...it's still the late 90s, right?
TelevisionKooky3041@reddit
My boomer father was using Fortran in the 80's when he worked for a large ship building company. I think Fortran is still used , albeit sparingly in some engineering fields and the manufacturing sector.
gpo321@reddit
Took a class on Fortran coding in college. Class of 05. It was dead then, but still part of the engineering curriculum.
ChutneyRiggins@reddit
I don’t think there’s a ton of Fortran being used outside of specialized applications but it’s not completely dead. I know an even more obscure programming language. It’s kind of fun fantasizing about being recruited heavily years from now because I’m one of the last surviving experts in that domain.
Baked_Potato_732@reddit
I know a guy who does that. He knows a basically dead language and gets paid a ton to contract out to companies to keep them running.
Cross_22@reddit
My spouse maintains an old application that's using Fortran. Aside from that I have not seen that language used in the past 3 decades.
sixstringsage5150@reddit
I can copy one VHS to another using 2 VCR’s.
Sekora_IO@reddit
Making mixed tapes
CommissionPuzzled839@reddit
I can spell.
Status-Speed-5956@reddit
Underrated comment.
Street_Salt1987@reddit
I can record the radio on a cassette on the same device
nhaines@reddit
I can program a modem so it doesn't make any noise when you dial out so that your mom doesn't hear that you're still on the computer and also taking up the phone line.
RadoRocks@reddit
I still gleek on my sunglasses to clean them at least once a week
AstronautSea6694@reddit
I can read
rebe11ious@reddit
I can memorize phone numbers like it’s 1995.
Katniprose45@reddit
I've forgotten every phone number except JG Wentworth 😂
rebe11ious@reddit
Don’t forget Kars4Kids and Empire Carpet 😅
Rubberbandballgirl@reddit
I watch tv/movies and not look at my phone
Careless-Ad-6328@reddit
I can be bored.
Crans10@reddit
I can develop film in a darkroom.
Katniprose45@reddit
I miss this so much 🥲
SnoglinMcSmellmore@reddit
Recording on tape cassette player usually requires pressing two buttons play and record, not just record.
musefan12@reddit
Formatting a floppy disk in command prompt.
devour_feculence___@reddit
I can roll a joint while I drive (like on a long straight stretch). But even rolling a joint at all is a lost art, I think
8-Bit-Memories@reddit
I’m really good at hacky sacking, and no one cares 😆
tiny10boy@reddit
I was always complemented on my phone manners, so maybe talking on the phone.
Puzzleheaded_Beat_21@reddit
I can thread film projectors. I can use a card catalog and have a firm grasp of the Dewey decimal system.
2dollaspringroll@reddit
Can comfortably take a dump without a smartphone for entertainment.
Few_Standard9389@reddit
I can be happy without a phone
Additional_Opposite3@reddit
I can drive a stick shift car
MassiveHistorian1562@reddit
I can write cursive
ninetysevencents@reddit
T9
verticalsidewall@reddit
I can juggle and drive a stick shift. I also learned to work the saxophone.
SpilldaBeanz@reddit
Beatboxing
joelkeys0519@reddit
I have patience on hold calls because I remember dial-up internet and not being able to connect to AOL for hours at a time.
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
Generally knowing where to look for people without technology or being told.
JamesH_670@reddit
I can use an orienteering compass and a contour map.
springer0510@reddit
I can drive standard
albertkoholic@reddit
Cursive
4everDistracted@reddit
I know which direction I am facing at all times, but specifically at night and inside buildings. It's automatically logged, taking up precious space in my otherwise disorganized brain.
Lumbergod@reddit
I can do basic math in my head.
DerpaNet3000@reddit
DJing with vinyl records
Traditional_Ad_1547@reddit
I can text a paragraph with no errors on a flip phone keypad
littleirishpixie@reddit
I can write really witty away messages for AOL Instant Messenger.
tlmz99@reddit
I can T9 text without looking
iheartnjdevils@reddit
I can probably still type faster using T9. I hate touch keyboards and autocorrect.
SatoshisBits@reddit
Remembering phone numbers of my family and friends
Edrobbins155@reddit
How to clean a carb on a motor. Younger people do not even know what a carb or choke is. And i am not a mechanic by any means.
Klutzy-Delivery-5792@reddit
Splicing together a broken VHS or music cassette tape of it breaks.
SoilPleasant4368@reddit
How to steal a catalogue for the underwear section and return to the family without being noticed 😂
jncheese@reddit
I can find my way without Google Maps. Kind of like a homing pigeon.
RWDPhotos@reddit
Banging on a tv in just the right way to get it to start working again
CaptFatz@reddit
I can use a map and compass while driving a manual transmission and listening to a tape that I just made from recording off the radio, in a radio deck that I installed....while smoking with windows that I cranked down by hand.
they_just_appear@reddit
Coding MySpace layouts.
Odd-Outcome450@reddit
Use an atlas to go long distances
RoyalPuzzleheaded259@reddit
I can use a computer without a mouse using MS DOS.
Randall_Hickey@reddit
Speed dial on a rotary phone
lordskulldragon@reddit
I know how to research and look up things without having to ask a forum where the question has been asked and answered 1000 times before.
giveusalol@reddit
I am good at friendly small talk with eye contact.
darkiya@reddit
I know how to program a TI 83 calculator
LiiilKat@reddit
TI-86 calculator here (but only in TI-BASIC). Never did learn assembly for them.
Grouchy-Reflection97@reddit
An X Men level ability to press REC & Play on a cassette recorder at the exact point a song starts playing on the radio, then precisely hitting Stop when the DJ breathes before talking as the song ends.
Consequently, I was known for producing god tier mix tapes by friends at school.
LiiilKat@reddit
Truth be told, the voice of those DJs is nostalgic now, and I wish that I had recorded more hours of In-the-Mix sessions on my favorite radio station.
HoyAIAG@reddit
I can drive a manual transmission car
-Banana_Pancakes-@reddit
How to burn a a CD.
HelpfulSpread601@reddit
I know how to make a smoke waterfall with a pack of camel Turkish golds
SalukiKnightX@reddit
Play spoons. Saw the 7th Doctor play them in one of my earliest memories and when given the chance to learn how to play by a regional folk singer, I jumped at the chance.
Quixotegut@reddit
Untangle and wind up a cassette.
ibentmyworkie@reddit
…Understanding how a standard Bic pen and a tangled old tape could literally make music together
psionfyre@reddit
The ability to perform a Triple Lindy
carryon4threedays@reddit
I can give a lot of info in the time it takes to record your name when calling collect.
Kyogsa@reddit
I can load and fix a dot matrix printer, and print and manipulate old film photos in a dark room.
sanityjanity@reddit
I can text on a flip phone
NoMercy767@reddit
We are the last generation to have analogue survival skills for the impending digital Armageddon. They laugh at us now, but just wait til they need to record history or draw maps with a fountain pen and a typewriter. Who's laughing now when we are the only ones who know how to organise it in a library.
FreshJuice60@reddit
I’m fluent in pager code
Thatcleanusername@reddit
I know how to somewhat navigate MSDOS.
ParkourZoomies@reddit
I can piggyback a NES off of a VCR and record myself playing games the old fashioned way
jasonmoyer@reddit
Critical thinking
IHAVENOIDEA0980@reddit
Cursive
Rundle1999@reddit
I can fix things
BeefSupremeeeeee@reddit
Use a rotary phone.
nytshaed512@reddit
The ability to spell words correctly, fix a vcr, burn cd's, set up Win98 Terminal, install a radio receiver with a cd player in it, drive stick shift, play minesweeper, mah jong and solitaire. I still vaguely remember some MS DOS commands. I am 43.
Armageddon-666@reddit
I can fix printers and fax machines. I've had neither in 2 decades but when they break at work they don't even bother calling IT.
REOassWagon@reddit
In-person bullying
StillhasaWiiU@reddit
i know how to use carbon paper to get credit card information when a purchase is made.
doctorray@reddit
I can make a long distance call from a payphone.
Willing_Actuary_4198@reddit
Talking to people in real life using words
DrMcJedi@reddit
Ill_Win_7103@reddit
Typing and balancing a check book 😜 And I can use the hell out of the Dewey decimal system should that come back.
Lensgoggler@reddit
I'm a Xennial but my country skipped the checkbook. Went from Soviet Union to internet banking basically in the blink of an eye. I got handed a checkbook when I studied abroad and I had no clue what is it for and if and how I should use it. My housemates got cheques in 2010. It seemed such a needlessly analog way to do money. I own fountain pens, I write in cursive, I can light a fire with 1 match without any moderm contraptions like lighting cubes, but not that. However, I'd probably learn pretty quickly, as I'm a Xennial after all.
frankvagabond303@reddit
Someone hasn't been to a library recently.
Panic_Azimuth@reddit
Dewey isn't dead!
BalrogRuthenburg11@reddit
Warm-Stand-1983@reddit
I can browse the file directory in dos
busa89@reddit
Socializing with actual people and not on a cellphone.
charliefussel@reddit
I’m a whizz with a road atlas!
lookforfrogs@reddit
Reading and writing cursive!
Opening-Restaurant83@reddit
I could push Nintendo buttons faster than the turbo controller
Purring4Krodos@reddit
I can change the ribbon on a typewriter and read a non-digital thermometer.
QuoVadimusDana@reddit
Cats cradle
Drcornelius1983@reddit
I can operate a typewriter and film projector.
glavent@reddit
I know how to use a Thomas Guide and be an excellent navigator, “ok after this light, make a right at the first intersection”.
Few_Improvement_6357@reddit
Swing Dancing!
ReindeerWestern7233@reddit
Compile a mixtape from songs from the radio
Least-Task276@reddit
I can fix an unraveled cassette and VHS tape.
GladosPrime@reddit
Typing
BallsWilliger@reddit
Cursive, doing research, using the dewey decimal system, having hope.
Ok-Air-5056@reddit
i can count back change
Murky_and_Lurky@reddit
I can read a thomas guide map
dominator5k@reddit
Cursive
a_soul_in_training@reddit
i could remember phone numbers and read a map.
1877KlownsForKids@reddit
I remember things I read without having to rely on AI.
ZealousidealPound460@reddit (OP)
Re-post from r/askreddit that belongs here more than anywhere else IMHO.