Calmer than you are | TheaterFire

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myfrigginagates@reddit

President of HOA, a real reactionary

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80sLegoDystopia@reddit

They often are. The rest have cleft assholes.

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cozmo1138@reddit

H-hey, this is a private neighborhood, man.

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Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the street, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fuckin trigger until it goes *click*

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jeffbas@reddit

Jesus.

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Rekel@reddit

I think he's a fucking loser

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spartan815@reddit

Actually, the state owns from the sidewalk and the road. He should be arrested for what he did.

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KarlPHungus@reddit

Why the stupid "we need to pump up the drama during this reality show" music?

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bscepter@reddit

I just got an informal report that a member of your neighborhood, uh, HOA President Jim Thimbledick, drew a firearm on a concrete repair salesman. If this is true of course, it contravenes a number of the city's by-laws, and article 27 of the...

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0x0ddba11@reddit

Hey, this is a private road, man!

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Jaded-Albatross@reddit

*Lookin out my back door by CC&R’s plays*

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Annual-Negotiation-5@reddit

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

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blaiddunigol@reddit

STAY OUT OF MALIBU!!!

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PsychologicalSelf991@reddit

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light32@reddit

It's about drawing a line in the fucking sand, Dude

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Jake-Old-Trail-88@reddit

Across this line you will not…

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HarpersGeekly@reddit

Also Dude, hack ornery assholes is not the preferred nomenclature. Home owners association, please.

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YousAPenguinLookinMF@reddit

Waiving a gun around is irresponsible bullshit and an overreaction. That said, solicitors can fuck right off. Even with a no trespassing sign they continue to ring my doorbell almost everyday. I usually tell them that when I need “concrete” they’ll never get the job for being so fucking annoying. Old man rant complete.

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Good_Log_5108@reddit

“I’m the president of the HOA, bitch” was a sentence I never expected to hear in my life

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johnsvoice@reddit

You can't convince that that's not exactly what most of them say in the mirror every single day.

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BartStarrPaperboy@reddit

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Baronsandwich@reddit

You said it man, don’t fuck with the president of the HOA.

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Crusoebear@reddit

If only we could have sent the HOA Commandos into WWII. \*Of course they would have been slaughtered in like 2 seconds - but both sides would have gotten a good laugh & the historians would have called it a rare ‘win-win’ for such a terrible global conflict.

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aaalllouttabubblegum@reddit

They're calling the cops man, put the piece away.

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strongsilenttypos@reddit

Walter’s arguments about the rule of law hold wind. This HOA Chad was just looking to pop off….man, he needs to find the Jesus soon….

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Exquisite-Bliss1986@reddit

You said it!

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aaalllouttabubblegum@reddit

Come on, Walter, this is not a Second Amendment thing man.

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sorotomotor@reddit

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time an entrepreneur wants to leave a business card, I have to consult the HOA president?

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herberstank@reddit

YOU THINK I'M FUCKIN AROUND HERE?!?!

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anditcounts@reddit

Are you happy now you crazy fuck?!

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useless_modern_god@reddit

Thank fuck i don’t live in a HOA situation. The horror stories with these people are everywhere.

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noneedforanamee@reddit

Like we would ever DREAM of joining your bulshit HOA!

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GristleMcThornbody1@reddit

Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that brandishing a handgun, a firearm for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.

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khetti79@reddit

You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked!?

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DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit

Now we got a nice, quiet little HOA community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Concretski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

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Baronsandwich@reddit

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.

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Top-Gas-8959@reddit

Fucking fascist

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Jake-Old-Trail-88@reddit

HOA President, real reactionary.

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AKchaos49@reddit

We're talking about unchecked aggression here

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kinkyslc1@reddit

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Denver-Ski@reddit

He’s crackin’

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temp_6969420@reddit

Will you just take it easy

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SgtPepper_8324@reddit

Oh please dear? The Association board has already roundly rejected such restraints!

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SgtPepper_8324@reddit

Oh please dear? The Association board has already roundly rejected such restraints!

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emmmmceeee@reddit

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FiK-SiR@reddit

Come on, it's just--it's a business owner. So he’s trying to give out his business cards a little, it's just a little marketing.

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No_Western_1217@reddit

Beep This is Bill Brasky down at the home office. I just got an informal report that a member of your HoA, a Mike Hunt, drew a firearm on a public sidewalk. If this true then it violates several bylaws.

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