No one told me kernel panics could be diagonal
Posted by CrossScarMC@reddit | linux | View on Reddit | 77 comments

Sorry for the low quality, I literally took this image on a Chromebook...
boobsbr@reddit
You need to multiply it by:
Culpirit@reddit
We got Mr Gauss over here
ThatsALovelyShirt@reddit
At least it isn't Dr. Laplace.
RyanGates69@reddit
This Advent Of Code is getting ridiculous
Training_Advantage21@reddit
I'm a bit confused. The kernel panic was on the linux box and the chromebook was used as a camera?
CrossScarMC@reddit (OP)
yeah...
bobpaul@reddit
When the computer that panic'd is running normally, are the graphics sometimes messed up in that same way, such as during bootup or if you hit
Ctrl+Alt+F1
(or F2, or F3...) to switch to a VTTY console?FinancialTrade8197@reddit
looks like your ram is going bye bye....
graphical issue + concerning kernel stack corrupted message
spacelama@reddit
It's not a corrupted stack dump - it's a QR-code which encodes the stack-dump, with some graphical offset issue so the image is skewed.
FinancialTrade8197@reddit
If you look on the bottom right, it says "Kernel stack is corrupted"
bobpaul@reddit
But that's what caused the kernel panic in the first place. When the kernel detected stack corruption, the stack was dumped (in the form of the QR code) and execution was halted.
A display issue has caused QR code to display wrong. With a high resolution photo and some effort one could fix the QR code and scan it. We have no reason to assume the stack dump contained inside the QR code is corrupted. The display issue may or may not be related to the kernel panic.
britaliope@reddit
Concerning kernel stack corrupted corrupted message
monocasa@reddit
Nah, this doesn't look like a RAM issue, but a bug in kernel mode setting.
This kind of graphical issue is a crtc configuration error, which woudl be weird to be a RAM error and have gotten this far.
meancoot@reddit
Unless it was glitched before the error popped up this looks like a bug in the video driver setting up the “scan out” hardware for the error message than anything else. I don’t think bad ram would explain the block offsets here.
FinancialTrade8197@reddit
From my experience on Windows (back when I had bad ram, and I use Linux now) my bad RAM would sometimes screw with the graphics on the BSOD. It didn't look exactly like this, but it would have weird patterns. It wasn't the GPU as I replaced the RAM and it worked fine after that. That behavior is probably similar on Linux too
Norta92@reddit
Weeee, he doesn't know too. Now that's another level. Hahaha
xzer@reddit
Admin hes doing it sideways
7thhokage@reddit
Man, shit really went sideways on ya huh.
darkalemanbr@reddit
When the error errors too you just know it's BAD.
Broccoli_Potential@reddit
yeah when the panic message itself starts glitching out, that's when you know you're in deep
OptimalAnywhere6282@reddit
r/yourjokebutworse
Ridenberg@reddit
You KNOW your computer is in TROUBLE when even the COMMENTS start glitching and REPEATING
Tiger_man_@reddit
this is the linuxest linux ive ever see
whiskeytown79@reddit
Ah your kernel didn't drink its V-8 this morning!
markus40@reddit
I had kernel panics in the past. But now I realize I probably hadn't had one in over 15 years. I certainly never saw a panic with a blue screen and QR code. And I run Arch Linux on all my machines. I can't even remember when Gnome bailed out on me for the last time. It certainly has to be in the 3.x period and not in the 4x period. At work it is another story. I had servers crash on me. But mostly a VM underlying architecture of the client mismatch.
Masztufa@reddit
Them being blue and a qr code is new (I think systemd) feature
My kernel panics are usually gpu passthrough related
6SixTy@reddit
systemd-bsod has nothing to do with a kernel panic/BSOD.
riv991@reddit
I think it’s in the kernel, I remember it being (one of) the first features delivered in rust
OptimalAnywhere6282@reddit
the "blue screen of death" on Linux was added pretty recently. I'm not exactly sure which version but I can guarantee it wasn't there in <5.x
cyphar@reddit
This was a new feature added in Linux 6.12 -- distros may or may not choose to enable it as well.
Pc_geekey@reddit
That’s so insanely cool
RoyAwesome@reddit
Admin! He's doing it sideways!
fschaupp@reddit
When the error is so severe, not even the QR-Error correction can help...
Vraxl4vrq@reddit
make kernel calm it shoud fix it
Mk3d81@reddit
Challenge: reconstruct the QRCode
Mimical@reddit
Just tilt your monitor a bit and they should fall back into place.
TroPixens@reddit
Einstein over here
Mimical@reddit
My honest first thought was to tilt my phone camera to see if it would pick it up.
🫠
I'm not ready for today.
TheSn00pster@reddit
Pixel art
Remarkable-Dig-1241@reddit
Software malfunction? Nah, psychological malfunction!
Optimal-Savings-4505@reddit
Didn't take long for this to show how bad of an idea that blue screen was
Reddit_is_fascist69@reddit
Kernel Panic at the Disco
returned_loom@reddit
Your code's a joke, you're broke, you're UI's been scrambled
Star_king12@reddit
Crashed in get_vfs_caps_from_disk, some security related routine, curious.
Better-Suggestion938@reddit
Your panick panicked
E-werd@reddit
That looks like a cascading failure to me.
TheBendit@reddit
QR codes have a lot of redundancy... I wonder if this one can be recovered with enough effort.
Windows_NT_XP@reddit
given its just column offset it can
Background-Plant-226@reddit
You can probably jump into gimp and manually align the white border around the QR to fix it
theng@reddit
yeah just printscreen first
(/s)
Background-Plant-226@reddit
I meant doing that with the photo they took, with a bit of effort you could fix the QR.
theng@reddit
hehe yeah I think we all understood \\^\^
I was just here for the joke
Background-Plant-226@reddit
I know i just wanted to make sure you understood what i meant
monocasa@reddit
Not just from this image. This is messed up in a way that the lines of the tacking patterns won't align, so a scanner won't see a qr code without some manual intervention.
zeb_linux@reddit
Redundancy, and a 4th square to allow scanning sideways. I wonder if that is still readable.
qscwdv351@reddit
The whole QR code is contained within the screen, so it won't take much effort to recover it. Not sure it's possible with this picture though because of the resolution
TheBendit@reddit
I meant from this picture specifically
Icy-Childhood1728@reddit
Nah, it's ok, Kernel panic just panicked ! Tilt your phone to scan the QR code !
thinkpader-x220@reddit
You took this image of a chromebook or from a chromebook?
CrossScarMC@reddit (OP)
from a chromebook
andrewcooke@reddit
noone told me they had qr codes. damn.
bombero_kmn@reddit
Reminds me of 3rd ID 🤣
creamcolouredDog@reddit
"Hahaha good luck scanning this QR code for troubleshooting!"
BaltazarBazyl@reddit
We heard you like kernel panics, so we put a kernel panic inside your kernel panic so you could panic while panicking...
Affectionate_Rule786@reddit
Linux way 😌
amarao_san@reddit
looks like intended text is larger than screen resolution.
Mj-tinker@reddit
Adidas edition.
bzar0@reddit
Wow, that really went sideways, didn't it?
RapunzelLooksNice@reddit
Panic → run. It tries to run away in panic.
LaundryMan2008@reddit
Looks like a CRT TV with bad lock signal XD
KokiriRapGod@reddit
Kernel panics the looong waaaay
nostril_spiders@reddit
Found the 1279x800 screen
Nearby_Astronomer310@reddit
linux so bad we even have to fix the errors /s
Dry_Investigator36@reddit
Kernel Flex happened
Fitzriy@reddit
🎶no one told me kernel panics gonna be this way 🎵
👏👏👏👏
FlipendoSnitch@reddit
That happened when I had a drive delete itself. Lol
cuteprints@reddit
You're supposed to look at it diagonally