What are these light stick things called on the side of the bumper?
Posted by Live-Insect2967@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 51 comments
Posted by Live-Insect2967@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 51 comments
DieselDoc78@reddit
Pussy poles
B4ummm@reddit
Bumper Guides … Let’s you see where your bumper is
Living-Ad5291@reddit
Rookie sticks
Impossible-Ad6458@reddit
PoGo sticks
Some_Victory_5499@reddit
Rookie sticks
Delicious_Taste6236@reddit
Whiskers
Parajump1347@reddit
They are called Rookie sticks
Fast_Disk1749@reddit
Chicken sticks
ComprehensiveNail416@reddit
Ditch finders
smiles4Ubitches@reddit
Rookie sticks
flashes_of_dark@reddit
Failure flags!
Montreal4life@reddit
might as well just have the fender mirrors at that point imo
viertes@reddit
Where else do you have you lot lizard pole dance?
ComedicThunder@reddit
She can use the street light pole. I'm not cleaning that slime of two rods after she leaves
Mixing_NH3_HCl@reddit
Unnecessary
ORGASMO__X@reddit
Rookie poles.
25_Unknown_Devices@reddit
Idiot sticks. Or at least that’s what I’ve always heard them called.
jjlj2010@reddit
Always called them Rookie Bars.
throwed-off@reddit
Bumper guides is the official name, but you'll often here them referred to as sissy sticks.
Yellow_bike@reddit
Anyone who delivers to a lot of job sites that are tight can appreciate those bumper guides.
snootiepebbles@reddit
Training wheels
floydguitarist@reddit
Idiot sticks is what we used to call them
Kodiak318@reddit
Tells yeah where the truck ends.
Dejavuu_88@reddit
I've always called them rookie sticks
Edge2110@reddit
Rookie bars
Redsoxdragon@reddit
Bumper guide/ pole light
Rising_Awareness@reddit
The mark of the Supertrucker; you need jeans, western boots, and these lights to qualify. You level up if you pull a livestock trailer.
KungFuButters@reddit
No respectable bull hauler would be caught dead with rookie sticks on their bumper.
bcsublime@reddit
It would ruin their chrome and light budget.
Rising_Awareness@reddit
Yeah, I can't imagine they'd be smart enough to think for themselves.
1morepl8@reddit
What about a low boy and no markers, but obviously with the boots and jeans?
Wadester58@reddit
Negative no real super cow taxi trucker would dare have those on their truck they would be drummed out of the Chicken Haulers Association
Jaimito_cartero99@reddit
Metal dildo 3000
Traditional_Ranger48@reddit
Candle Sticks
Tape_Face42@reddit
I wonder if they'd help prevent collisions in truck stops.
jderflinger@reddit
I would think anything to mark the edges of the truck would help. I used to have mirrors with lights on them, and I think that helped, at least in my mind it did.
Abucfan21@reddit
Small Dick Compensators
Moist_Tortoise@reddit
Bro over there wearing skinny jeans like 💅
ohgeebus_notagain@reddit
But did you see those hot truck groupies? That's what got me into trucking, the chicks!
1morepl8@reddit
Baha I remember starting to drive truck straight out of hs with tight ass pants and long hair lol.
Or even better when my old man would send me to help drivers and I'd show up, before I was old enough for my cdl. Then they'd be telling me how easy a brake chamber was to change or whatever while I was the one laying on the ground doing it lol.
LetterheadIcy1744@reddit
Gay
Deebee707@reddit
Hard hands.
yamahamama61@reddit
Turn signals
Wadester58@reddit
Dildo poles, Rookie Rods
Prune-These@reddit
Light stick things.
Chamber53@reddit
Those are “I don’t want to look less masculine with hood mirrors so lemme put up these cooler looking sticks”
jdhunt_24@reddit
idiot sticks
No_Position7385@reddit
Rookie rods!
amazingmaple@reddit
Sissy sticks.
InvestigatorBroad114@reddit
I call em cheater poles lol. It’s just so you can see where your hood ends
gizzmo1963@reddit
Bumper markers