Everyone in trek must have the perfect posterior
Posted by kkkan2020@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 37 comments
Posted by kkkan2020@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 37 comments
HotRabbit999@reddit
Official star trek directives state that in the case of an Enterprise time travel incident Jancie Rand & William (or Thomas!!) Riker must not be left alone with each other as a temporal "incident" is guaranteed to occur.
GargamelLeNoir@reddit
"Hey, sorry, my ridiculous bee hive hair is up there!"
LikwidDef@reddit
It's crazy that Riker kept bees in there.
mglyptostroboides@reddit
I love how in both TOS and TNG the male character that Gene thought was going to be the heartthrob was passed up by the female side of the fandom in favor of the robotic or emotionless character.
Not saying there aren't people who like Kirk and Riker, but in my experience, most people who are attracted to men in the Star Trek fandom vastly prefer Spock and Data respectively lol
andychef@reddit
And yet everyone loves the Skant
commandrix@reddit
Spock and Data are the "safe" crushes. Outside of unusual circumstances like Pon Farr or a weird disease, it's doubtful that they'd even notice, or maybe they pretend not to so they can avoid what would amount to a workplace romance.
BigConstruction4247@reddit
Or Data's random having events or his adventures with emotion (where he wasn't even given a leave of absence to figure out).
MassiveCursive@reddit
Blah blah blah fully functional
kremlingrasso@reddit
Husband material.
houndsoflu@reddit
My mom liked Kirk and her sister liked Spock. My dad is pretty charming, in a harmless way. My aunt’s husband is like Spock, if he were also a jerk.
andychef@reddit
A Fistful of Thicc Datas
RichardStanleyNY@reddit
It’s the only thing that kept me from advancing in Star fleet. They said my ass is too flat.
andychef@reddit
Ensign Ro?
chronopoly@reddit
They’re all bucking for a promotion to rear admiral.
Charly_030@reddit
This should win
TheWhiteWolf1970@reddit
The Eugenics wars had it's benefits.
Think-notlikedasheep@reddit
Oh my gosh Becky, look at that butt...
kremlingrasso@reddit
She looks like one of those "rap guys" girlfriends....
Astralglide_Along@reddit
But, ya know? Who understands those “rap guys” anyway?
sqplanetarium@reddit
Look at it go!
PersonalityNo3044@reddit
Gosh?
GoatApprehensive9866@reddit
Ah, yes, from the song "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot, or the parody video "Baby Got Snacks" by Trail Mix-A-Lot.
KatNeedsABiggerBoat@reddit
Also featured in one of the Charlie’s Angels movies—Cameron Diaz dances to it.
Public_Kaleidoscope6@reddit
In the future, they’ve perfected the BBL. The Bolian Butt Lift.
UtahBrian@reddit
It’s an optimistic and positive view of humanity’s future. From behind.
Kushrenada001@reddit
I joked with my wife that any actor who wanted to be on TNG could be, they just had to fit into the uniform. That's it.
Hurbahns@reddit
In space no one can hear you scream.
Estarfigam@reddit
Well it is the future all the bad rears were bred out.
qlkzy@reddit
Is that what the Eugenics Wars were really about?
KatNeedsABiggerBoat@reddit
Bootygenics.
wrosmer@reddit
They dont have to be perfect just nice
FrostyMirror6162@reddit
At least they only leered at them in these episodes. Unlike Gary Mitchell's creepy hand reaching out to the female crewmember passing by him in the TOS episode "Where No Man Has Gone Before."
sludgepaddle@reddit
Aft torpedo bay fully loaded
alwaysseeminglysad@reddit
I do loveagood yearn
Slow-Bodybuilder-774@reddit
Raise the posteriorrrr
bowlgar@reddit
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!
Slow-Bodybuilder-774@reddit