Anon calls tech support
Posted by ObviousComment1@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 26 comments
Posted by ObviousComment1@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 26 comments
Van_Healsing@reddit
Unironically had an IT guy the other day who did not know how to add a printer/install drivers so I had to walk him through it on call
homingmissile@reddit
Despite all our advances in technology somehow printer networking remains a shitshow
Ecstatic-Compote-595@reddit
I haven't interacted with a printer in maybe 18 years
sillyscrapy1757@reddit
I work in IT and hate printers with a passion, despite this I can add a network printer and install drivers very easily at the very least.
Ap0logize@reddit
Printers don't count. Those machines are engineered straight in hell
Skyros199@reddit
In Hell by ~~HP~~ The Devil
MoistStub@reddit
Suddenly IT makes sense to me now. You make networks by using a network printer!
Reading_username@reddit
These obvious fake green texts are so obnoxious. I wish they were banned.
Termiborg@reddit
Fake and gay for sure... but far from impossible, most mukti/megacorps outsource their 1st line helpdesks.
NotRandomseer@reddit
they don't even bother putting the gay in fake and gay nowadays smh
Heavy_Equivalent6747@reddit
The sub would go down if all the real fake greentexts were banned
lapideous@reddit
Yes, as opposed to real green texts which are definitely real
GroGroudonDu31@reddit
Anon forgot every greentext is fake and gay
--n-@reddit
Anon in fact lied about restarting the first two times because he didn't think it would help.
halpfulhinderance@reddit
No, genuinely, I know what it was. You have to hold the power an extra 30 seconds to make sure all the power is drained out, so that the computer is rebooting with the RAM fully wiped
When anon sarcastically smiled and held the power button, he held it a little longer as part of the performance, and that’s what fixed it
Source: I have to do this all the fucking time for my laptop
AlexEatsBurgers@reddit
That's not how you restart a PC
Batzn@reddit
You can also just deactivate the fake turn off in the settings.
Oaker_at@reddit
>pushed the button
>all power drained
pls help
Malvastor@reddit
Check the bottom of your computer. Are there any little holes there? If there are the power might have drained it off them. Next time put the computer in a tray that can catch the power.
punksterb@reddit
Or Anon just closed and opened the laptop lid the first couple times. Finally IT guy had to tell him how to click on the Windows button -> go to power options -> click on Restart button...
IFuckBadDragons@reddit
He turned the monitor off to restart.
CatTNT@reddit
You can fix a lot more issues when restarting your PC by disabling fast boot in Windows and BIOS. Apparently, keeping fast boot enabled also keeps some shit in memory, and if anything is fucked or corrupted, you keep that between cycles. Disabling Fast Boot is supposed to fully clear and flush everything every time, which gets rid of this issue but costs more time to reboot and put fresh things back into memory. Time isn’t a real issue anyway with an NVME sad, so I keep it turned off.
Corndesu69@reddit
he clearly didn't do the needful
M3CH7R0N@reddit
The Machine Spirit demanded respect
Sven_Rootlost@reddit
My guy is the type of guy who probably has outdated purity seals SMH
SpaceBug176@reddit
I usually "bane" my computer when it acts up, so I wouldn't know.