If you had a holodeck in your house
Posted by UltimateAlienX1701@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 287 comments
If you had a holodeck in your house and it had all your favorite games,books,movies,TV shows, comic books, and animes as programs what would be your most used program?
Calaveras-Metal@reddit
Ghost World and Dazed and Confused. What can I say Iike 90s chicks.
Common-Hotel-9875@reddit
Here are a few screens I made earlier..
https://i.redd.it/ltg2ki6673vf1.gif
Common-Hotel-9875@reddit
keeping it SFW
BronzeTrain@reddit
Back porch of a log cabin in the mountains on a crisp fall morning. I would be in there sipping hot tea and reading a book all the time, lol.
I'd also go skiing a lot.
Kincoran@reddit
What's that game with Christina Hendricks in it? Oh, well, someone would have to develop that...
2ERIX@reddit
Circa Firefly or circa Man Men?
Kincoran@reddit
Firefly. But I am absolutely not gonna be unhappy with either one.
SeventhZombie@reddit
….we all know. DEATH! By Snu Snu!
atelierdora@reddit
People say porn, but there’s a huge difference between watching it and being part of it. My demi ass just couldn’t. That’s just too much. lmao
I’d probably use it to have a personal trainer. Fencing or something. Learn an instrument, practice a language. Be in Animal Crossing. lol
CMedia77@reddit
Star Trek
Historyp91@reddit
Soooo much sex.
EmptySeaDad@reddit
Sooooo much....even Barclay would be shocked.
Historyp91@reddit
You know it occured to me the other day that realistically, there are probobly a lot of people who secretely engage in either fetish their co-workers or outright have sex sexual/romantic interactions with them, becuase it's a natural evolution of the outlet people who do that kind of thing use as an outlet.
2ERIX@reddit
Well, 7of9 was dallying with Chakotay on the Holodeck and that apparently isn’t a HR violation at all. And the Dr had been painting 7 in the nude in the Holodeck as well… no HR violations here.
Not sure if other HR violations on other series, just rewatching DS9 now, I will keep you posted.
CaptainMatticus@reddit
But does this hol9deck perform automatic cleanup, because damn it if not.
ShaladeKandara@reddit
Worst case just install a drain in the middle and hose the room down
brownhotdogwater@reddit
Lower desks confirmed someone has to clean the bio filters.
purchase_bread@reddit
So work that they can't just use the transporter to just energize and delete all foreign substance in cleanup mode.
ITT_X@reddit
This is really the only correct answer. Anyone saying otherwise is asexual or lying.
much_longer_username@reddit
Or realistic. How long are you going to have holosex for before it gets boring? An hour? Four?
ITT_X@reddit
Ten million
nixtracer@reddit
I... guess the young really do have unlimited stamina.
ITT_X@reddit
Do you think young people are posting in a TNG sub?
nixtracer@reddit
If they're keeping going for ten million hours, yes! (Which is, hm, maybe three thousand years or so?)
Agitated-Macaroon923@reddit
or just interesting. This is both a low effort answer and a very boring idea...maybe humans arent ready for this kind of tech
ITT_X@reddit
Ok virgin
Agitated-Macaroon923@reddit
0 iq response. This is exactly the kind of idea a virgin would come up with
ITT_X@reddit
I guarantee you I am ten times smarter than you
Perfect_Play_622@reddit
Playing drums with every group and events
unsuspectingllama_@reddit
Step one ask the computer to create a simulation of myself. Step two ask the computer create an office that runs quietly in the background of all my holodeck programs so it works while I play. Step three get hired for a work from home call center. Step four never work and get paid to relax and play or learn.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Wait a minute how
unsuspectingllama_@reddit
Simple have my alternate have his own office always on despite any other program I have going. It's a Holodeck. It literally manipulates space, so even a large walk-in closet sized Holodeck would be big enough, but even that wouldn't matter as alternate me is just code answering phones. Paycheck gets directly deposited, so there is no need to ever see my boss. So it's like studying with a movie on for background noise, but instead, you're watching the movie, and your alternate is the background noise doing your work. If it's the creation of such programming that is confusing, remember in Star Trek all you have to do is ask the computer to create a character or scenario and the computer does it for you... providing is a federation holodeck, I guess. Hell, you could even ask the computer to create a holodeck inside the holodeck for some holoception. I probably didn't clear anything up, sorry.
GargamelLeNoir@reddit
Aktuaaaally it would be a holo room! But anyway my Mage The Ascension ttrpg sessions would become insane.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Did you really have to do the "actually" thing?
GargamelLeNoir@reddit
I don't know. Are we talking about the nerdiest franchise ever?
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Touche
Barnes777777@reddit
If our current reality Space fighter like the old tie fighter series. + Similiar bridge command battles for star trek, like redo wolf 359 except as captain of the Enterprise E reality warped in. + Pokemon in real life
So many options.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Eh?
W00oot@reddit
I'd want to do the movie replays from Ready Player One where you get points for doing the scenes more accurate. Playing The Terminator or Marty in BttF would be so awesome.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Agreed
Icarus367@reddit
That WW1 ace program that Bashir and O'Brian played would be pretty cool.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Nice
Onikonokage@reddit
I’d be way too busy trying to get Moriarty back into the damn thing to enjoy it.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Okay data
Track_and_trek@reddit
I’d probably watch star trek on it….
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Lol
blklab84@reddit
I’d fight in every battle of the American civil war and survive. So yeah a video game
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
While using modern weapons
JusteJean@reddit
Space flight simulator Elite dangerous. And probably porn honestly.
balthazar_edison@reddit
“Computer initiate program naughty nurses 3 and advanced timestamp to scene 3 objective mkde”
Faserip@reddit
Disengage Holodeck safety protocols…
BuffaloJEREMY@reddit
80 foot tall daisy ridley circa 2019...
Cannibal_Soup@reddit
And SCUBA gear...
righteous_fool@reddit
Yall need Jesus!
Cannibal_Soup@reddit
Nah, we good...😈
SirPIB@reddit
I laughed at this, but I don't know why this is really an option that you can turn off the safeties. You would think that the safeties would be hard wired to not be turned off and to kill the program if they malfunctioned. I can see being able to turn them down to some heavy bruising, but even Klingons think its stupid to put yourself in a position to die while learning to be a badass. You don't get to sto'va'kor from being killed by a hologram.
Worldly-Ad-9303@reddit
Yes, I recall chief O'Brien coming into sick bay with a dislocated shoulder, the question is how badly could you get injured if the safety protocols are turned off. Could a crew member be killed? Imagine his/her family getting the Star Fleet transmission, well we've got some bad news....I can't imagine it being a realistic option.
PS If I live by the Klingon code of honor can I go to Sto-vo-kor when I die, sounds more interesting than sitting on some cloud playing a harp all day!
SirPIB@reddit
You can still do something that could injure yourself like falling or torquing too hard on something or losing your footing. You would think there would be someway to stop you from breaking your neck or really being stabbed.
And yes you can go to Sto-Vo-Kor if you want. I saw a meme today that said there will be more dogs there than warriors, it was a meme so it must be true.
Worldly-Ad-9303@reddit
Obviously memes are true so I shall choose my bat'leth and take the path of Kayless...
Also a bonus is I like dogs.
Cautious-Tailor97@reddit
He’s dead, Jim. Near as I can tell that mountain is a giant titty and the snow? That’s actually cocaine.
They need to rework these safety protocols.
Ctrlplay@reddit
o7
dudesurfur@reddit
"Computer. Initiate program Space Flight Simulator Elite Dangerous, Debbie does Delta IV."
"Would you like the cheerleader variant"
"...Yes."
SSV-Bravado@reddit
you can finally walk around your conda
doktor-frequentist@reddit
I myself am a venv enjoyer. My conda installation got a bit too heavy.
nixtracer@reddit
Yeah, I guess if you use a venv you can have not one Python but a whole fleet! Think of that cargo space!
Conda obviously lets you fly Anacondas for rather more combat power.
I'm not sure what uv lets you do. Fly rustbuckets like the Cobra Mk I?
leshpar@reddit
I would love to play ED on a holodeck. Maybe then I could walk around my ship. Like all of it, even off the bridge.
TengamPDX@reddit
Either I'm out of the loop or maybe you shouldn't use acronyms that line up with medical conditions because now I just can't help but imagine this holodeck adventure as a guy trying to hook up with a lady but can't because of his ED and it just sounds sad.
leshpar@reddit
The previous comment i replied to spelled out the name of the game so I didn't see the need.
TengamPDX@reddit
Ah yeah, there it is. I guess I had it in my head that the whole five words were the title so it didn't click that two letters was the acronym.
weaseltorpedo@reddit
I'd kick things with my space legs.
CarsandTunes@reddit
Probably flight simulators and racing simulators.
NerdCrave@reddit
Pornhub
SailorVenova@reddit
i would live (together with my wife) in my massive Temple of Ellaphae i built in pso2ngs as a monument for my irl goddess/religion Ellaphae )*
picrel is the inside of the main temple building; the grounds and other temple areas take up the rest of the island; including underground and in the sky around 2 large floating island; one has a garden and sky shrine and my secret sky apartment that you get to thru walking down underwater thru a pool; and the other floating island has a bunch of text monoliths explaining the virtues of my faith (as best i could in like 90 characters the text objects allow for)
this is the largest and most detailed creative project i ever did in my life; most of the main areas were built in about 2-3mo of 8-16hrs per day in 2023; and ive continued working on little additions/improvements and optomizations occasionally ever since
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Holy shit thats huge
SailorVenova@reddit
all built mostly piece by piece with some pretty limited tools; i did use a couple consistency shortcuts but it actually caused me alignment problems that were hard track down; and positioning big objects like that with a few inches of precision; repeatedly and accurately; was very tedious; especially since your character is always in the center of the screen and you dont get enough camera control to get better views; but it was very rewarding and relaxing to build i highly recommend ngs if you like to build things (its a high action scifi multiplayer rpg; not quite mmo but has a little of that feel); you can build almost anything you could imagine; my ancient ex built a starship interior; and spending time together in my temple was a big part of me and my wife getting close so fast when we met 👭🏻💙💚
ive tried making star trek races in the salon/character creator but there arent quite the right parts for like klingon ridges or cardassian foreheads etc; but you could definitely do vulcan/romulan/orion easily; and theres a few fashions that get near star trek looks
i did manage to do a Red Angel cosplay from Discovery that i was pleased with; but only like 1 person ingame knew what i was; aside from my ex who i had watched the show with (and lived with still at the time)
ElSelcho_@reddit
Personal Fitness Trainer programmed to get me in shape while having the most fun possible. Shuttlepod races with inertial dampeners set so that you get racecar feeling, Climbing Olympus Mons without gear, something like that. Also Porn.
Antique_Essay4032@reddit
Having weights you don't have to add, just by telling the computer to adjust, would be insanely motivating.
Week one pr 120lbs.
Next week computer increase weight to 121 lbs. New pr.
Also a fight/trainer simulator with all know fighting styles. Have it teach the fight techniques and then have a opponent that can increase in difficulty would be great.
Bluejay0013@reddit
PT is the best choice imo, sure there's porn, but PT is such a benefit and can be customized to actually have fun!
PapaTua@reddit
Porn PT. You could have whole routines. Leg day will finally be interesting.
rgators@reddit
The holodeck would be my house.
fartsfromhermouth@reddit
Uhhh.... Umm....
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Trying to think of one? Or are you too embarrassed to admit it?
fartsfromhermouth@reddit
Sex
lemonylol@reddit
Aside from porn, Id probably just be doing some super long No Man's Sky-like game where I just explore different beautiful planets while building my own little paradise to relax in.
Or I'd just create my own movies/TV shows.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Next planet subnautica
lemonylol@reddit
I'd probably just do some like retro futuristic world that's mostly ocean with stuff to discover, maybe throw some wild west in there.
BuckyRainbowCat@reddit
Just off the top of my head, I think I would use it for dance practice
kpetersontpt@reddit
With the Dancing Doctor?
BuckyRainbowCat@reddit
no probably not
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
With bully Spiderman?
BuckyRainbowCat@reddit
Also no, probably not. I was thinking about her in another subreddit for a different answer entirely, so probably the dance partner I would conjure up would be Isabella d'Este. With Fabritio Caroso as the dancing teacher.
Pure-Willingness3141@reddit
Yes, it probably would get used for adult fun, but I'll would do other things. Star Wars starfighter & AT-AT simulator, maybe a shooter like Halo or Fortnite, a live action Pokémon simulator... the one game I WOULD NOT participate in would be a holodeck version of Alien: Isolation.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
So what your saying is you would be willing to play as a night gaurd in a certain pizza place
Pure-Willingness3141@reddit
Nope. I'm not built for horror games.
KI6WBH@reddit
If I had a holiday in my house I would actually redesign my house so that it's all just one room. And I would make it constant program of my family's cabin that burnt down. I would also slowly increase the gravity there so that I'd be working out by just walking around my old family cabin
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Absolute genius
KI6WBH@reddit
Think of it this way everybody who normally comes over to my place would be used to the artificial gravity increase anybody who tries to break in would be suddenly smacked by two times the local gravity and any work I do outside will feel like I'm moving pillows instead of concrete
Alert_Monitor_9145@reddit
Most used would be a perfectly comfy open air bedroom on a beach with a cool breeze.
That may sound kinda boring, but I’d need 9 hours of sleep, cause the other 15 hours of the day would be 8 hours of work and 7 hours of sex and I’d be TIRED.
The question was MOST used.
And Id also need to find time to eat but that could be mixed in with the…
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Ah
beervirus88@reddit
Doctor and counselor, at the same time
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Very much needed for many
BuffaloJEREMY@reddit
Good call. Free health care and mental well-being in your own home would be very helpful.
Sjoerd85@reddit
Let's load "The Fifth Element", take the spacecraft ride and relax at Phloston Paradise (and leave the holodeck again before the Mangalorians blow it up...)
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
You could just have a Seprate program for that location that doesn't get blown up TwT
NixNada@reddit
Euro Truck Simulator. I always thought it would be fun with a VR headset - a holodeck would be so much better!
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Oh boy
rad2themax@reddit
I'd travel to recreations of different places and times I'd never be able to go to. Also a lot of beautiful beaches without bugs.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Very nice
RetroactiveRecursion@reddit
Let's be honest, we ALL know what we'd all be doing in there.
All the males anyway.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
grabs the horny jail bat
StoicPixie@reddit
I'd basically just be taking the many elaborate stories I have running in my head into the holodeck. Having advanced AI that could create my headcannon and remember it perfectly? Christ, I may not want to leave. I fear I'd be going full Broccoli...
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Mega oof
flit665@reddit
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Purge?
yours_truly_1976@reddit
A ship navigation simulator. Can I have a Game of Thrones simulator? That’d be fun and I couldn’t be killed.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Have the sword throne as a captains chair
Extra_Elevator9534@reddit
24th century version of Guitar Hero .... full concert stage playing experience. Varying genres.
But with a band that would put up with my lack of practice and half-assed skills, and an audience that wouldn't boo me out of the arena and chase me out of town.
Riker has already demonstrated this code in a jazz club environment, so we know it works.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Peak answer
AuDHDcat@reddit
Skyrim and Genshin Impact. Just walking through the worlds and enjoying the scenery.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Good vaction plan
captnfraulein@reddit
YES.
walking, but also, flying dragons through scenery.
Maximum_SciFiNerd@reddit
More than likely porn, but after that I would create my own series based on Star Trek lore. Other programs I would run are interactive movies where you are the main character sorta like replacing the main actor in your favorite movies.
Apprehensive_Guest59@reddit
It sounds good, but honestly I think replacing the main character from movies like they do in ready player one one would suck. As an interactive experience it would be little more than a high fidelity memory exercise.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
True enough
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Nice
EfficientHeat4901@reddit
Elder scrolls 3 Morrowind. I would love to be an argonian!
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
I mean that makes sense they can at least breath under water
ImmediateCustomer318@reddit
There is no way you could pay me enough money to set foot on a privately owned holodeck.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Okay but what if it was deep cleaned first?
Apprehensive_Guest59@reddit
I bet the floor would be sticky like at the cinema...
ImmediateCustomer318@reddit
🤢🤮
Trekkie-Nurse@reddit
Probably Kpop concerts from the front row and then meeting the idols. I blame my daughter for this obsession
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
You joined the kpop side which houses powers that some may think are unnatural
MikeGinnyMD@reddit
I’d use it for swim practice every morning. I’d program a proper long-course (50m) pool, like Stanford’s, with some fake teammates and a coach to make me do the workout. The water would be exactly at FINA regulation 27° C and the air would be pleasantly warm and the weather sunny (except I wouldn’t need to bother with sunscreen).
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Pretty good way to train
rolyfuckingdiscopoly@reddit
Legend of Zelda, murder mysteries, Dostoevsky, the dark tower, the hobbit, and sights on regular earth that I’d like to see but probably won’t get to. No anime and no porn, thanks.
It would be fun!
Apprehensive_Guest59@reddit
Why no anime? There's some great anime murder mysteries.....that said there would be an uncanny valley thing when people have massive heads and huge eyes....actually it would be terrifying-agreed no anime, that would be the same as any cartoon. but I thought it was weird you'd lump an art style in with porn.
rolyfuckingdiscopoly@reddit
I just don’t like it! I liked anime as a kid, but I find it really grating now. And I’ve tried 😭. My siblings love anime, and I would love to be able to connect with them about it… but I just dislike it. I do like some not-quite-anime, but anime itself is just way too much for me.
Didn’t mean to lump it in with porn lol. That’s not a moral judgment; just two things I’m deeply uninterested in.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
I have a older brother who also doesn't enjoy anime as much
TheDMRt1st@reddit
Just imagine the dialogue as characters see you rolling everywhere and are like “Why can’t you just walk like a normal person?!”
rolyfuckingdiscopoly@reddit
Huh huh hwah! What? Did you need a mask or something? How about a quest— are you worried about your weird nephew??
(Don’t tell anyone I’m avoiding the next dungeon; I’m just being helpful!)
Smileynameface@reddit
If i had a holodeck in my house I would use it army house. No need for furniture or appliances. You could rearrange your house anytime. One day live in Buckingham palace. The next on a beach.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Or live in a certain mansion
Dowew@reddit
Everyone knows what the holodeck would be used for.
Worldly-Ad-9303@reddit
For historical and scientific research?
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
I wish
Various_Purpose_9247@reddit
Welcome to Quarks! Here we offer the hest drinks of the Galaxy (as said by the one guy who is always here), the highest winning Dabo Tables you can imagine (the House always wins), the most beautiful Dabo girls (hehehe) and the most advanced Holodeck ever built! Here your dreams come true! (Discrete Customer backside entrace included in the offer.)
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Even tho he would never admit he did become a good person
TheOriginalGuru@reddit
Lycra-clad Deanna Troi and Seven of Nine gym workout training programs…and I’m not even sorry.
Well, that and a snowboarding programme.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Very understandable and the snowboard would awesome
Worldly-Ad-9303@reddit
Of course i would love to play a part in new TNG episodes, as a new character but one that was well known to the other crew members! Also, I'd like to be Mulder in the X-Files, again new story lines so I didn't know what was going to happen and to work with Gillian Anderson 🥵
But if we're going in a certain direction, as this thread was always going too, how about Hef (as a younger man) in the Playboy Mansion, (Broccoli's programs would pale in comparison). Until I couldn't afford the electricity bills! 🙃
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
I would have said it was a self sustainable holodeck so it wouldn't affect your power bill but considering your answer i thinks its best to worry about the power bill
ChicoStantana@reddit
I'd be worse than Riker 🤣
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
But would you be worse than broccoli?
Lcatg@reddit
I wouldn’t. The holodeck has little appeal for me, but I would use the hell out of the replicator!
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Replicators would so solve world hunger
elliepelly1@reddit
I have a program that had rollercoasters.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Best idea ever
westberry82@reddit
Gotham city
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Instantly gets mugged by 100 muggers in under an hour or instantly become an orphan
derpman86@reddit
A fitness program but it is Power Rangers or the show Monkey with the theme song blasting for both :D
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
I could never really get into power rangers
angry-software-dev@reddit
N.C.C. 1-7-0-1... no bloody, A, B, C, or D
(ya chatterin piece of garbage)
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Damn
cyberloki@reddit
StarTrek Online. Have the Holodeck generate an fitting interior for my favourite starship of the week. And chill in the captains chair, chill on the Holodeck that would be nice.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Very reasonable
DelilahCJ@reddit
Make sure word things perfectly to what I mean
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Understandable
ShaladeKandara@reddit
The ungodly amalgam of all the games I force the computer to create....
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
The ultimate crossover
crysisisshuki@reddit
I would spawn the best toilet overlooking earth maybe from the moon‘s point of view. Afterwards, I was just walk away and say holo deck off. * presses, coms button O’Brien someone made a mess down in Holodeck
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Absolutely diabolical and very stinky
ultraman71@reddit
I'd make a Bloodborne 2 game.
StructureDry2946@reddit
Simulate those One Planet Stands Kirk, and Riker got to have.
j0hnluckpickered@reddit
Marina Sirtis would be exhausted that’s all I need to say.
crybannanna@reddit
MisterCleaningMan@reddit
Various sexual scenarios.
JessicaSmithStrange@reddit
Easy.
I've had this geek fantasy, since I was little, about being able to live as a character in a Final Fantasy game.
I'd love to holiday in Final Fantasy IX's Lindblun, for at least a few weeks.
angry-software-dev@reddit
All the sex jokes... but honestly it would be pretty weird and gross to recreate real people that you then force to do these things... I totally understand the gross-out from Barclay and Larforge doing that (giving Laforge a pass because he didn't actually do anything, but i can't imagine Leah's initial shock and anger).
...or even to just face the realization that you're the only biological thing inside all this technology which has been harnessed into creating a simulation for your stimulation. It just seems so gross.
The "post nut clarity" in a holodeck might create legitimate psychological trauma disorder for some people who feel extreme levels of shame and disgust after conjuring dark fantasies and living them out in true to left detail.
For me I think vacationing and simulation of real world problem to perfect my skills... yea it's super boring.
I remember seeing a Voyager where Tom Paris is under a classic car in the holodeck, he's either fixing it or maintaining it, but I found myself thinking -- what's the point? How could you get enjoyment out of that? All of the joy and satisfaction I get from fixing my actual cars is that I'm fixing an actual car. I can't think of anything less satisfying than a hyper-realistic simulation of maintaining something that doesn't exist.
Then again... I can imagine someone recreating a horse, caring for the animal, and taking it for a ride on the trails. They want the experience of what it was like to those things because it's not possible for them to do them in real life. Tom doing work on the car was probably similar, he wants the full experience, not just to drive the car or ride the horse.
TiredCeresian@reddit
Most used program? Probably something that allowed me to be in Starfleet. Honestly. But I'd give myself a non-com job, like brewing coffee in the crew cafeteria. But I'd also program all the characters to have a crush on me. All of them. I'd stop conflicts simply by existing. Everyone would love me. I would love everyone, too. We would be best friends and lovers. We would all trust each other. We would never betray each other. We would live our best life...them doing cutting edge science, me brewing coffee. We'd have cool uniforms. Sometimes we would be naked. We would be emotionally supportive of one another. We would feel fulfilled and content with our lives. I'd die in there, but I'd die happy.
maccathesaint@reddit
It sounds like you want to play Better Than Life from Red Dwarf lol
derptastic-perve@reddit
A fitness program but it is Power Rangers or the show Monkey with the theme song blasting for both :D
IndicationNo117@reddit
Wolfenstein VR with all the cheat codes and a Captian America skin.
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
Id do something similar but with the Omnitrix from ben 10
Apprehensive_Guest59@reddit
Which one?
PeterBrockie@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zZlLjOAU610
(Mildly NSFW)
glorifindel@reddit
Porn
No-Conversation9818@reddit
Oh wow. So many possibilities! Fly the Serenity? Go into battle with the USS Walker? ( Destroyermen) Westworld???
jackdaw_t_robot@reddit
an escape room based on a deck officer’s quarters where you can’t leave until you find all 500 cigarettes hidden in the place
FertilityHotel@reddit
Totally would do escape rooms or mysteries
multampho@reddit
Beckett Mariners workout program.
Thirty_Helens_Agree@reddit
I would have a Star Wars light saber duel program where you match with progressively harder opponents like Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out.
phydaux4242@reddit
Same for me, except bare knuckle MMA.
And all of my opponents would be female superheroes & villains from Marvel & DC. And they’d be naked.
Worldly-Ad-9303@reddit
The Playboy Mansion with me as Hef (a young version), I'd never leave the house! Make Broccoli's fantasies pale by comparison! 🙃
Samurai02008@reddit
FF-XIV
Tyr_Carter@reddit
The filters are gonna need regular cleaning...
lukieinthesky82@reddit
Imagine being able to take your morning walk down, say, a Venusian canyon. Or your evening swim under Europa's ice. I'd do all my workouts in there.
BuggyBugBugmon@reddit
I've had a holodeck in my house long before anyone knew what a holodeck is. It's called imagination and it's more versatile than anything shown on tv. It's portable, goes with me everywhere I go. It's unlimited in its content, whatever I ask for my imagination provides. It's not bounded by reason or logic. It's always online, I can access it anytime I want.
Why would I want something external like a holodeck when my imagination gives me everything I ask for and offers more benefits?
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
But only a holodeck can provide authentic butter beer from Harry potter or willy Wonka chocolate
Apprehensive_Guest59@reddit
...you know you can get both of those...right?
kpetersontpt@reddit
Congratulations on never having had sex.
MurrayBannerman@reddit
Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard, I am recently a crowned class B dungeon master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace.
Solus_Vael@reddit
It would look like a Jackson Pollock painting under blacklight.
Apprehensive_Guest59@reddit
"are the walls.....moving?"
jmgbklyn@reddit
This deserves more up votes. Way under-rated comment.
SouthpawXtn@reddit
Skyrim. Hands dowm. Being able to immerse myself even more in that lore as if it's "real life" would be amazing. Every part of Skyrim is my jam. The setting, the politics, the story, all of it.
captnfraulein@reddit
YES
enchillita@reddit
I'm boring. I'd just use it to hang out in my childhood hometown and maybe also for tropical holidays. The beaches here are crowded, I want a beach all to myself so I can enjoy the sounds of the water and seabirds without annoying kids or people's loud music.
captnfraulein@reddit
amen
Valuable_Ad9554@reddit
captnfraulein@reddit
perfect response
LadyAtheist@reddit
Ooo la la
HerfDog58@reddit
Firefly and Shoresy
monkehmolesto@reddit
Oh, we doing movies? My favorite movie is pornhub
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
No patrick pornhub is not a movie
Legitimate-Science32@reddit
After the obligatory smut, Zelda games, and Metroid games. Final Fantasy games. WoW. I just don't know how playing a Feral Druid would work in a holodeck though.
tnanek@reddit
Star Trek Online.
RYANSOM666@reddit
The music video from A Flick of seagulls for the song Space Age Love song with Jennifer Connolly
clearthezone15@reddit
1.) DJ simulation where my mixes are actually good
2.) Hockey simulation where all other players are at 95% percent of my skill level
3.) Simming board games where there's always a full table of challenging opponents
Luppercus@reddit
Scarlett Johansson's husband
kpetersontpt@reddit
Scarlett Johansson’s chair
DarthZoon_420@reddit
Definitely the original Star Wars Trilogy, in adaptive mode. I would see what happens when I, as Luke, make different choices.
GottaSpoofEmAll@reddit
I’m intrigued…what would you do differently? 🙂
Phendrena@reddit
Absolutely bang Leia asap
Hypestyles@reddit
Regular challenging exercise. Friendly trainer.
queenrocks1977@reddit
First thing I’m doing is Queen at Wembley ‘86, front row…. Then Orgy probably
LadyAtheist@reddit
7 of 9's Chakotay program!
Peteorius@reddit
First and foremost, Jurassic Park. Second, Star Trek TNG. Third, the Matrix.
robonlocation@reddit
Jurassic World Evolution would be an amazing game in a Holodeck!
wilstar_berry@reddit
10!!! 10 KATE UPTONS!
Historyp91@reddit
10,000 Gillian Andersons ages 24 to now.
Swytch360@reddit
Some of them look like Margaret Thatcher from The Crown
factoid_@reddit
The number of the day is 10 Ah ah ah
nhowe006@reddit
So "death by snu-snu?"
starkraver@reddit
You couldn’t handle that many kate uptons !
stratusmonkey@reddit
r/unexpectedfactorial
rebelhead@reddit
I'd probably have a music studio. But time is what I need.
Chippy-arine@reddit
I'd probably never leave
Superman246o1@reddit
Barclay?
Prometheus_303@reddit
I'd simulate a field and let my cats go "outside" and bask in the sun, climb trees, chase "mice", "birds" etc without having to worry about them getting hit by cars or running off and getting lost or their "toy" fighting back too much...
I'd also have a nice Bahamas Beach destination. I could adjust the crowd size to suit my mood. I could paddle out and have an infinite amount of waves generated perfectly for my skill level. Scuba diving into all kinds of unique environments etc...
A Mardi Gras, Oktoberfest, Burning Man, Woodstock, etc programs where I can keep going back and having a perfect experience... Crowded enough to be fun, but not so much that i have trouble finding a seat, getting service etc...
And I'd cosplay various episodes of my favorite shows and movies.
carquestionno34565@reddit
After getting done with the obvious few things: A Godzilla simulator. You can play as a human escaping it, or as Godzilla destroying buildings or any other monster fighting Godzilla. I’d have so much fun I’d need therapy sessions for my holoaddiction.
MovieFan1984@reddit
Imagine wearing a cheap Godzilla costume, fighting off monsters your size, tiny humans running and screaming, falling through buildings like falling on Lego city. LOL
weaseltorpedo@reddit
And the holodeck generates the rival kaiju as other people wearing cheap costumes for some reason
MovieFan1984@reddit
That would be absolutely hilarious. LOL Imagine you're fighting realistic Kaiju in your cheap Godzilla costume, then your friend stumbles up in his Party City King Kidorah costume ready to rumble. LMAO
weaseltorpedo@reddit
or lol they went to spirit halloween and got sexy king gidorah
Analogsilver@reddit
A world where people were intelligent, educated, ethical and kind.
EverretEvolved@reddit
I'd be living in a dragon ball z universe. Get strong. Take off into space.
TeetheMoose@reddit
Would you be Goku or Trunks?
EverretEvolved@reddit
I'd be myself and get training from both
TeetheMoose@reddit
That works too.
Zaphod-Beebebrox@reddit
You would never see me again..
Hexmonkey2020@reddit
Probably Star Trek and DC comics.
DrAg0r@reddit
I'd be in the frontlines of The Battle of Klach D'kel Brakt with my bat'leth.
stratusmonkey@reddit
"Well! Not even last night's storm could wake you."
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
You sure you wont be hearing "Hey you you're finally awake" and about to be excuted by the empire for supposedly helping the storm cloaks
stratusmonkey@reddit
That's real life
Djehutimose@reddit
A Mark Twain program for conflict resolution. Also one that visits ancient societies as they were, and another with a peaceful forest and lake. Also a program with Florence Pugh, Padma Lakshmi, Kat Dennings, Salma Hayek, Freeman Agyeman, and Aubrey Plaza….
Spiderinahumansuit@reddit
A man of taste and culture.
MBSMD@reddit
The Leah Brahms simulation. The one with Geordi's 'special' modifications.
Putrid-Catch-3755@reddit
Computer initiate Ensign Colt, klingon dominatrix, pudding filled hot tub. Deactivate all safeties
HurtMeSomeMore@reddit
Books… yea ok
Pornhub ain’t got nuthin on me
TeetheMoose@reddit
Tough one. Mario Galaxy maybe, some Shakespeare, The Crystal Maze...
Left-Escape@reddit
Yeah…I’d be screwed.
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le_sacre@reddit
Play string quartets with incredibly proficient and patient partners.
PDelahanty@reddit
I’d have a really comfy bed in a completely dark and silent room and get a great sleep every night.
donkeyhoeteh@reddit
Id love to pretend id loose myself in the forgotten realms, or the elder scrolls universe or somthing. But it would definitely just end up using it for alot of Barclay adjacent programs....
Scavgraphics@reddit
I mean..I WOULD do three musketeer shit...
AeloraTargaryen@reddit
Bridgerton.
Ok-Maize-284@reddit
Concerts of all my favorite bands, but of course VIP backstage and then they pull me onstage to play and act like I’m the greatest fan ever. Omg that would be sooooo awesome 🤩
doubleshortbreve@reddit
It would be the Enterprise! A cool world full of smart, kind people who can face how much they still don't know, and who value protecting the vulnerable and sharing.
KomebackKingYT@reddit
Soooooo much porn
DarthWenus@reddit
My biofilters would need constant replacement.
MovieFan1984@reddit
I use it to live out my Star Trek adventures. If I'm IN the Star Trek world, I use it to live out my Stargate adventures.
Diela1968@reddit
So… your versions of Captain Proton?
MovieFan1984@reddit
YEEEESSS!!!! LMAO I have a friend who'd absolutely be my Harry Kim. LMAO!!!!
chronopoly@reddit
Earth, 1999. Just like the Matrix.
MikeReddit74@reddit
The original Star Wars trilogy—theatrical version. No special edition gets played in my house.
MikeReddit74@reddit
Risa, and all the Jama’haron I can handle.
sunkskunkstunk@reddit
Go see Joe Piscipo do a comedy show.
peatmo55@reddit
Cop Rock.
Bigfunguy1980@reddit
Probably a d&d game room with a holographic set of “minis” similar to Yugioh holograms for duel monsters… except able to run D&D shadow run, rifts, warhammer 40k, and mutants and masterminds
thirteenthdoctorhair@reddit
same as right now: playing pokémon
you mean i can actually travel the world of pokémon and pet a charmander and do battles? duh!
fly on a charizard's back? with safety on so no way to get hurt? sign me up!
master_mather@reddit
Same as now, tears of the kingdom and breath of the wild
UltimateAlienX1701@reddit (OP)
I was just gonna play multiple shooters like wolfenstein and bioshock
plitts@reddit
Everyone else is going straight to sex mate. I love your optimism though.
Navitach@reddit
Something that would need a special light to clean the place thoroughly.
Set_the_Mighty@reddit
It's gonna look like a Jackson Pollock under UV.