ULPT House next door is for sale. How to keep it from being bought by one particular buyer?

I mistyped "off-property" but absolutely, in the USA, if people can see your penis when they are on the sidewalk, or street, or when next-doorbwithout getting on their roof or climbing a ladder, then you are committing a crime.

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vio212@reddit

You did it again.

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Dull_Banana1377@reddit

How is hanging your dick on the outside of your property not a crime? Also, I know a person who was arrested and convicted for standing in front of his windows naked.

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vio212@reddit

Whoa. No one said anything about hanging your dick outside of your property.

We are talking about hanging dong on your own property.

Two totally different things in two totally different places with two totally different vibes.

One is totally harmless! The other is mega aggressive.

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Dull_Banana1377@reddit

Where im from dong is slang for your dick so explain what you mean by dong

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Sutekiwazurai@reddit

They mean dildo.

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vio212@reddit

Oh no your dong and your dick are the same thing it’s just the activities have different vibes when you call them different names.

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Dull_Banana1377@reddit

If you say so 😆

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LastLostCause@reddit

"Hanging your dick on the outside of your property" makes it sound like a holiday decoration. Or a warning to other dick owners.

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gatvolkak@reddit

Unless your dong is so long that it reaches the property line

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Healthy_Brain5354@reddit

Well if he goes to prison he won’t have to listen to the dog barking.

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milny_gunn@reddit

He'll be too busy squealing like a pig.. 😅🤣😂

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Dull_Banana1377@reddit

You're right. He's now gotta worry about Bubba and his backdoor

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Hot-Win2571@reddit

Not getting arrested was not one of the requirements.

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Dull_Banana1377@reddit

I mean it shouldn't have to be stated. Also suggesting people commit crimes is against TOS.

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Incognitowally@reddit

Pull a cousin Eddy with a camper in the driveway.

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vio212@reddit

“Just emptying the shitter.”

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Primary_Wonderful@reddit

Pull a Cousin Eddie. Shitter's full!

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MamboNumber-6@reddit

Gotta fuck a goat on your lawn to truly commit to running this guy off.

Or finding a true homie for life.

Either way, it’s a W.

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vio212@reddit

That’s how you wind up with Jihadist neighbors bro. Be careful.

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hypothetical_zombie@reddit

You do realize you're in UNETHICAL Life ProTips, right?

We're not looking for minor shenanigans and harmless pranks. We are looking for unethical tips.

Take your OSHA warnings and legal issues someplace ethical and let us get back to our nefarious plotting.

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vio212@reddit

I know where we are. The question was how to keep neighbors out, not attract half of Jalalabad to the vacant home. Just trying to help!

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Timely-Value-1620@reddit

I’m dying bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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MadGriZ@reddit

Actually, the theatrics of chasing a sheep around the yard wearing tall yellow rubber boots, a thong and a feather duster out back. while hollering "come on baaaa-bee, don't be scaret" repeatedly will surely drive them off.

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Ok_Veterinarian2715@reddit

In fact, Im an obese, retired naturist. I'll happily sunbath on demand in exchange for a constant supply of tacos & tequila.

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MareV51@reddit

In old stained sweats, hair messy, (unshaven), and barefoot.

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10S_NE1@reddit

Preferably drinking ice tea out of a whiskey bottle and singing incoherently.

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Tasty-Fix-5600@reddit

Eating vanilla pudding from a mayo jar

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MareV51@reddit

Yes!

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ribbitman@reddit

…just be aware this will get you arrested and charges a sex offender (with possible lifetime registration) if they call the cops.

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gdjeep286@reddit

“Casually hang dong” hahahahaha 🤣

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LaughingMagicianDM@reddit

Sunbathe in your underwear with PBR, blast music, call 911 for something small. Something they would show for but not get anyone in trouble. Maybe schedule with non-emergency to discuss a drug dealer or pimp you saw on another part of town. Put a sign in the yard pointed towards them that says "____ is a nightmare home, call me to ask why".

Walk up to the window, bark back at the dog. Wear a nice suit and grab a Bible, proceed to go over to discuss helping them "find themselves through Jesus christ". Bonus points if you choose to do this in boxers and a tie.

Make an offhand remark "im just glad you dont do meth like the last guy". Refuse to elaborate. Hit on the husband, and tell him the wife can watch.

Ask if they have kids. If they do, let them know they should "double check the registered list to make sure the neighbors son hasn't moved back yet after the 'incident'". If they do not, act all excited that it means they can "host" the neighborhood key parties.

Best songs ive found to play on repeat and max volume: pink fluffy unicorn, who let the dogs out, barney theme song.

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MOTIVATE_ME_23@reddit

Hire a furry. Nine tenths of those would be executed better that way. Especially barking at the dog. Especially taking about Jesus.

Also, take your furry out for a walk and ask to introduce their dog to it. Eagerly offer to dog sit or walk their dog with yours.

They'll want to erase the last hour of their lives so badly that the smoking tire tracks leaving the neighborhood will look like they time-traveled out of there.

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LaughingMagicianDM@reddit

Yeah but dogs and wolfs are just so overdone. If you're going to bring a furry out, make it extra funny. Make it be a pony and have them cart you around. Actually that'd be hilarious having a small horse-drawn carriage pulled by a guy in a pony suit then walking out in your underwear and tie to talk about Jesus. That is a memory that you could never forget.

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WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot@reddit

I just finished playing Saints Row: the Third… the horse and cart was the premise for one of the missions…

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Neighbor_@reddit

Walk up to the window, bark back at the dog.

This is how you establish dominance.

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Nicholai_X@reddit

Lmao. You sir/madam/amoeba must have done this a few times.

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MyPierogitive@reddit

I once chased a couple looking at the house next door away. They were a crusty, cranky, elderly couple with TX plates. I’m wyt and my bf at the time was not. He pulled up in his sports car, screeched to a stop, all while blasting NWA. Play to their prejudice, if you can suss it out.

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k23_k23@reddit

if they come again, call the police for the dog being left in the car.

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Nuasus@reddit

Cook curries and play loud music. That’s a big turn off for a lot of people (I love curry, don’t come at me please)

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Bomber_Haskell@reddit

Those ultra-sonic "shut the hell up dog!" things from China work. Mine is orange. Cost about $20. USB-C rechargeable. If the dog does move in, eventually when it sees you it will begin to stop the barking if you're consistent enough.

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kck93@reddit

Try to find a way to make the house smell bad.

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KobeOnKush@reddit

I kept the house next to me empty for 6 months by playing my drums as loud as possible while they were showing it. Realtors usually only show during business hours, and there is no noise ordinance until 10pm where I live. I was a stay at home dad at the time, so I always knew when they were coming to show it to a potential buyer. I’m also a guitar player, not a drummer lol, so it wasnt even good drumming.

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FudgeSignificant1879@reddit

Vacuum the sidewalk while wearing an aluminum foil hat. Gets them every time.

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Sad-Turnip4410@reddit

Hang pride flags - I do bc I'm gay but I especially did it when the house next door was for sale.

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nevernothingboo@reddit

Two things: Hockey mask + chainsaw. Bonus points if you can wear something that looks like you're wearing "leather".

Also, very very dirty tidy whities, with maybe an obvious skidmark, slippers, f-ed up hair, topless, very very loud and stinky gardening tool, beer in hand - maybe with bad bad tone-deaf singing to loud shitty music. Maybe get those fake teeth things that make you look inbred. Stop to play banjo on your porch a la Deliverance.

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the_darkishknight@reddit

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Find creative ways to mow the lawn

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Cuneus-Maximus@reddit

spray paint a swastika and write go home [insert their best guess nationality here] by it on their car while they're viewing the house. it'll probably leave a lasting poor impression of the neighborhood with them.

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Dull_Banana1377@reddit

That's a hate crime.

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Obvious_Extreme7243@reddit

Not if you spray paint your own driveway

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Obvious_Extreme7243@reddit

Call the realtor as a concerned neighbor, let them know someone leaves antifreeze outside around the neighborhood and you're worried about that person's dog

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Fabulous-Educator447@reddit

Fly a Nazi flag

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jrhiggin@reddit

How friendly are you with the neighbor? Talk to them about your concerns and maybe they'll take it under consideration if they get multiple offers and they're close enough that they actually have to think about which one to accept.

Baring that. Pretend you're Mormon or a Jehovah's Witness if you see them again and invite them to church. Or just be a more mainstream bible thumper and tell them you can't wait for them to move in so you can have them over on Wednesdays and Sundays for Bible study. If they try to blow you off tell them you enjoy the challenge of saving souls.

Anything permanent though like political signs or putting a junk car on blocks in your driveway may make people you truly don't want as neighbors think it'd be a great neighborhood for them.

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mt-egypt@reddit

Sellers are not allowed to know who their buyers are. It’s set in place so people are not discriminated against

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monachopsiss@reddit

This is wild. I'm in the eastern US, and I've literally never heard of someone NOT having met their seller/buyer....? At closing at the very least, when you sign the papers. Many sellers leave "Welcome" baskets or send cards etc. And many buyers ask questions or send photos with cards or something.

I bought my house over a decade ago, from a woman I convinced to accept my (lower) offer (AND leave a TON of shit for me) during multiple visits, since I was a young single girl just starting out my life and had no furnishings to put in said house. 😂

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strange_hobbit@reddit

I can’t see how this would work if the house is for sale by owner

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mt-egypt@reddit

It’s not for sale by owner and it’s almost impossible to sell by owner these days because there’s a cartel with listing agencies. You can’t list on platforms without a RE License, which takes years to get

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strange_hobbit@reddit

Holy crap, what country do you live in?

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mt-egypt@reddit

I get the feeling you don’t understand anything about RE regulations. There’s a reason for all this crap. Except not being able to list your own house. That’s some fucked up stuff

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strange_hobbit@reddit

I for sure don’t. We bought our house from a for sale by owner

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mt-egypt@reddit

How did you find the house or find them?

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strange_hobbit@reddit

Zillow. I think we just live in vastly different areas of the world/country. Real estate licenses are ridiculously easy to get here in Midwest US.

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mt-egypt@reddit

A certification is instant (short class) A license takes 2 years under another licensed agent. In most cases an owner isn’t able to post on Zillow without a RE license and a subscription. It’s a grift, but I’m glad it worked for you

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floppydo@reddit

Where is that the case?

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mt-egypt@reddit

In my state at least.

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stupid_username8008@reddit

Maybe just get over it ...ever think the dog was losing its mind cuz it was stuck in a damn car?! Get over urself dude

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PARANOIAH@reddit

Take up a sudden interest in playing the drums very loudly but poorly every time they have a viewing.

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Ill-Running1986@reddit

Introduce yourself; act friendly; ask if the seller managed to correct the foundation defects or if they were getting a smoking fire sale deal on the place. (Don’t let the realtor hear.)

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PDXP4X@reddit

If they visit again, go introduce yourself. Let them know you have an AWESOME mariachi band and practice every Friday, Saturday and Sunday in case they wanna bring over some beers and join in. "It's always an awesome party, everyone gets pretty wasted!"

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SGlanzberg@reddit

Polka. A polka band. Banger parties.

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Ill-Running1986@reddit

Polka, with amps, and a kicking NIN repertoire.

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lordberric@reddit

This would make me want to move in

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PDXP4X@reddit

Lol, I basically described my upbringing. After a few years, it gets very tiresome...

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Specific_Piccolo9528@reddit

[This. Everything about it.] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Watcher_of_Westfield,_New_Jersey)

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BootlegOP@reddit

Construct a giant wooden lower-case “t” on your front lawn. If they visit after dark, set it on fire so they can see it.

The “t” stands for “time to leave”

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sunshine3633@reddit

Use the Step Brothers tactics when his dad puts the house on the market 🤣

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oz_mouse@reddit

Without more information, I’d say put some Trump/one nation flags out front…. If the buyer was a different demographic, maybe some pride and trans flags.

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cropguru357@reddit

Really confuse them and put out both flags.

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autocorrect122@reddit

Also add some Vegan flags, and maybe Palestine or Israel whatever rocks your boat…

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Healthy_Brain5354@reddit

This could backfire in a hilarious way

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Skeggy-@reddit

Could be because the dog was left in the car. Who tf brings a dog to a showing? lol

Next time go say hi and be a hateful asshole. People generally don’t want to buy into a shitty neighbor situation.

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FormidableMistress@reddit

I brought an orphaned kitten to look at houses. I was buying in a town two hours away, and I was away for like 8 hours. The baby had to eat every two.

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Ineedmoreparts@reddit

This is the kind of neighbor I would want.

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FormidableMistress@reddit

Thanks! Obligatory cat tax pic. She's super tiny and bosses the dogs around.

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Ineedmoreparts@reddit

I love your boss lady, she is beautiful 🥰

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lshifto@reddit

Poor dog parents do. The kind that leave their dog inside all day barking its head off while they go to work.

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Skeggy-@reddit

Are they supposed to leave the dog outside or take the dog to work? I get the barking part being the nuisance and needs to be addressed but where else do you leave your dog when you have to work?

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False_Mushroom_8962@reddit

I think the point is some people shouldn't have dogs

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Healthy_Brain5354@reddit

I think he just meant it’s probably an untrained dog that gets left to bark its head off instead of having a safe kennel or a dog sitter depending on how long they’re at work. Generally people who are out all day and are responsible pet owners won’t leave an anxious pet alone all day

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Dead_Inside50@reddit

Ask if they're swingers. If they say no, then ask if the dog is.

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lukcypra@reddit

Think about if they say yes now they are highly motivated.

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mister-ferguson@reddit

"yes" "We hate swingers! Also, can I fuck your dog?"

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RedHeadedStepDevil@reddit

The best comments are sometimes buried…

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Pseunomi@reddit

My husband and I brought our dog to showings, but more out of necessity! We were house hunting in a different state, and traveled there multiple weekends in a row while we searched cause we had to find a house on a deadline. Our dog has pretty severe anxiety and pet sitting for all those weekends would have cost hundreds of dollars that we needed to save for closing costs and such. So, we took her with!

I will say though, we took turns viewing houses so she wasn't left alone to bark in the car.

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Bunky_156@reddit

Or just yell something like “hey! Are you just going to stand there like a dumb c*** or can you shut that thing up?!” I wouldn’t want to buy the house next to someone that yelled that at me.

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Healthy_Brain5354@reddit

This.

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Flux_My_Capacitor@reddit

Yeah, OP should have gone all psycho and started yelling and threatening to call the cops because the dog was gonna pass out and pass on due to the extreme heat.

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ban_Anna_split@reddit

Tag your own house

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idciguess@reddit

Literally ask them if they are bringing that noisy mut with them? If Yes then turn away and loudly shout into your house to your spouse to find the rat poison and peanut butter.

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Sufficient-Exam-8668@reddit

Did they look like they voted for Biden / Kamala? Get some huge MAGA signs and put them in your yard. And next time they are there, walk over with a bible and ask if they have time to talk about Jesus, bc you’re a Jehovah’s Witness.

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UnethicalLifeProTips-ModTeam@reddit

Your post or comment was removed for violating rule 12: No politics.

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ThroatFun478@reddit

Smoke weed or cigs in a location that would blow into their windows in a dirty undershirt and boxers. Extra points for huge bong hits.

Shoot beer cans with an airsoft gun off your deck while listening to 70's rock.

Satanic yard art

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SusanBHa@reddit

Play extremely loud offensive music when they come back.

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VariousLet1327@reddit

Most dogs will bark when left alone on the car. Might be quieter when inside and comfy.

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Emergency_Comfort_92@reddit

Buy the house first

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GrandElectronic9471@reddit

My neighbors house went up for sale last year. Our houses are only seperate by a a 5ft sidewalk. One day I heard a super loud truck pull up. It was one of those huge lifted diesel monstristies. He goes into the house with the realtor and leaves the truck running the whole time. I decided I didn't want to deal with that everyday.

When he was done inside I made sure I was outside messing around in the yard and went to go introduce myself. We chatted for a few minutes and he kept asking about the parking situation as he has his giant truck and so did his son, as well as another suv. I causally mentioned how the street fills up with cars in the evening and he could probably park around the corner. Which totally wasn't true, there is a ton of street parking. I don't think this guy could walk that far without having to take a rest. He never came back.

If you go talk to the prospective buyer, they will ask you things they care about in the area. Lie your ass off to make it as unappealing to them as possible

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Temporary-Comfort307@reddit

It's probably not something you can reasonably do at this point, they've already seen the place. What you need to focus on is neutralising the menace if they do move in.

What you need to do is kidnap the dog, dye it black and win it's loyalty through a constant supply of treats and tummy rubs. Then it will be *your* noisy yapping rat dog and they're the ones that will have to deal with the annoying neigbour.

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GoatGoatPowerRangers@reddit

This.

All these comments telling you what to do if they come back are way off. If they return it will be for an inspection, at which point they are very invested in owning this home (they will have signed a contract and out earnest money down).

Kidnapping the dog is the only play left.

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Sea_Echidna_790@reddit

Pretty much this. None of the neighborhood dogs bark at me and all think I'm cool. The owners think it's magic. It's because I give them treats (treats that are pre-screened to be very safe for pretty much any canine even with allergies so don't come for me). Make that dog your bitch. Anyway, a buyer with a dog who barks in the car could be a thousand times better than whoever came and went and you never noticed. Just... Be careful what you wish for.

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P0Rt1ng4Duty@reddit

''The old neighbors had a dog. It was delicious.''

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jakechance@reddit

As with all things if life, The Simpsons has you covered https://youtu.be/ybfi2GjKNFE?si=d8N-n6eDKNDVhkqp

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FarmerFrance@reddit

Watch Step Brothers, they had some good ideas!

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BBorNot@reddit

Go Scooby-Doo and make them think it is haunted.

Should be fine if there are no meddling kids.

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KaseTheAce@reddit

But if the dog IS Scooby Doo, OP will get busted! Ruh Roh

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anarchyreigns@reddit

if I recall correctly that’s how you can buy a house for cheap from the local old widow who owns the mansion.

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blurblurblahblah@reddit

Go around the neighbourhood on garbage day, fill your front yard with old couches. Invite friends (or foes) over to drink on the couches. Blast Slayer, Cannibal Corpse & EyeHateGod. Throw your garbage on the lawn. Threaten your wife (if she's ok with it) next time they come for a viewing run up & offer them your half beer & puke on their shoes. Easy peasy.

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pinetreeclimbing@reddit

Liquid ass in the vents. If it can sit down a school, it'll probably disable the house long enough to make them look together

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thewinterfan@reddit (OP)

Sorry, I should’ve mentioned that I’m still good friends with the sellers and don’t want to mess up any other potential sale. I just don’t want the buyer with the noisy yapping rat dog next door to me.

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Baguetele@reddit

Tell the good friend then. They're likely to listen to your concerns about future nuisance. No ULPT, but if they're your friends, they'll care about that.

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Alarming-Bop6628@reddit

No they don't want to ruin their neighbors' lives, they want to prevent one particular family from coming next door.

If they come again OP could storm over, knock on the door aggressively, and cuss them out about their dog. Just shout loudly "shut your fucking dog up you pieces of shit, get it the fuck out of here, I'm trying to fuckin work" and keep repeating yourself until they get freaked out. Then when they leave apologize to the realtor and say you won't do that to everyone looking at the house, just the ones that make insane amounts of noise.

They probably will not want to move in if they think the next door neighbor has an explosive temper and is already pissed. If you're near me I'll do it for you OP lol I have a lot of barely repressed anger and zero social anxiety and would love a chance to hoot and holler at someone inconsiderate.

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pinetreeclimbing@reddit

No one is living there yet and liquid ass would be a profound delay

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Alarming-Bop6628@reddit

But that would affect their neighbors' finances and it's just being shitty for no reason. They said nothing about wanting to harm their neighbors or prevent the house from selling at all, they just didn't want to live next to a nuisance.

Idk how you don't understand what I'm saying.

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pinetreeclimbing@reddit

It's ULPT. Go yell at the sky or something

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SAD-MAX-CZ@reddit

Get super loud ultrasound emitter as fast as possible. Make the dog go NUTS by blasting ultrasound and it will thrash the car and every place it gets in the area. They would think it is haunted and maybe it makes it ring their ears. I once put ultrasonic misting pill into a metal cup with water and i started to hear funny after few days, so i got rid of that.

When they buy it, operate the ultrasound at early AM hours to make the dog as annoying as possible, to get the neighbourhood get rid of it as fast as possible.

Nuclear option is chocolate, but that would make you feel bad and belongs to ILPT.

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northernpikeman@reddit

You may have missed your opportunity as the offer may already be made.

If you get another chance, move some garbage and maybe furniture to your front yard. Lawn chairs and beer cans and loud music.

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Teddypinktoes@reddit

Years ago my husband and I saw people looking at the townhouse next door that we dreaded were moving in. We debated having my husband sit tied to a chair on the porch in a bath robe screaming and thrashing while I tried to feed him cereal.

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HellaWonkLuciteHeels@reddit

Are horse masks no longer a thing?

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ColonelCoon@reddit

do everything they did in step brothers. get a friend and a nazi officer uniform/kkk robes or break in and pretend the other is dead

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Disastrous_Tell5569@reddit

Watch Stepbrothers (movie), you'll get ideas xD.

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trevb75@reddit

Don’t get spotted but when they are inside throw some clumps of ground meat with pills inside near the footpath to the front door. Warning may also get you arrested like the hanging dong suggestion

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Far_Restaurant_66@reddit

This is why I love my hellhole of a town, PDX - home to the naked bike ride, and we have a state Supreme Court ruling that says nudity in strip clubs to be protected speech, and other fun stuff!

So I used Gemini AI to see if it’s legal to be naked on my front porch in PDX.

The response:

“It is not illegal to be naked on your porch in Oregon, provided the act is not for the purpose of sexual arousal. Both Oregon's public and private indecency laws require an intent to arouse, and this intent must be proven for a charge to be filed.”

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Dead_Inside50@reddit

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theoddfind@reddit

Just mow your yard...wear nothing but a copius amount of baby oil, a leopard print banana hammock, cowboy boots, cowboy hat and tassels on your nipples. Work those hips! Have a boom box or blue tooth speaker on a glittering shoulder strap blaring any of the following songs: "Woman by Doja Cat, It's Raining Men, or I'm Coming out." Have a bottle water and a banana at the ready...stop mowing...music still playing...pour the water across your chest to cool off and slowly peel the banana....enjoy the banana...slowly....now make sure to make eye contact with the husband... hold it....sneer like a bitch at the wife....back to the husband.

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RiddleeDiddleeDee@reddit

I say just turn yourself into the a-hole neighbor. While they're there i mean. This puts it on them to not want the place, because they'll see some lunatic next door playing loud music and skinning chipmunks on their front porch. Possibly hang some goofy offensive posters or signs. Ask the buyers if they want to join your cult. Ask them if they're interested in keeping their dog because you'll buy it from them and cook it up real nice cuz it's a delicacy where you're from.

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alloutofchewingum@reddit

When you see the car again put some acid jazz on external speakers at full blast and go outside in a pink bodysuit and WWI gas mask and do an interpretive modern dance routine

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Howiebledsoe@reddit

Put roundup all over the front lawn late at night. Leave trash on the porch.

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Explosion1850@reddit

Buy the neighbor's house. Sell it to whomever you want.

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clifffford@reddit

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Blueovalfan@reddit

Cut your lawn in a Nazi uniform. It worked for Will Ferrell's character in Step Brothers.

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Money_Ad1068@reddit

Leave an aggressive note on their windshield, something along the lines of "I thought I told you never to park within 100' of my driveway!"

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Jennysnumber_8675309@reddit

Just watch Stepbrothers...there are some helpful tips in that movie

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divorceevil@reddit

Buy the house yourself and make it a dog free Air BnB

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ManfredBoyy@reddit

Just do what they did in step brothers

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thewinterfan@reddit (OP)

Boats n Hoes full blast it is

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LonesomeBulldog@reddit

Just go break the car window to rescue the dog from the heat and call the cops. The owner gets a ticket and a new window bill while you did a good deed for the day.

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TemporaryBitchFace@reddit

Put up a bunch of cameras in your yard that look into the house for sale yard and windows. If anyone asks you to remove them, be a real Karen about it and say, “so sue me or go fuck yourself”. That house will stay vacant forever. If someone finally tries to sue you, most courts require mediation first anyway. So at that point you say, “okay, I’ll remove the cams”. Problem solved.

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Lenrivk@reddit

Nog American but I read that to keep the rent down, some people would randomly fire a gun in their garden, as it is hard to pinpoint the location of a gunshot.

Based on this, next time they visit, do this so that they think it's not a great neighbourhood

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Hot-Win2571@reddit

If they come back, play a recording of several barking dogs at top volume inside your house. If you enter/exit, you have to scurry through the door. If asked about them, they don't bite often.

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UnbelievableDingo@reddit

Everything you're describing has been historically used for racist ends and there's many laws prohibiting deterring homeowners from buying.

Honestly attempting to steer something that's absolutely none of your business has shitshow written all over it.

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LaughingMagicianDM@reddit

Yes, but many of those laws specifically require an intent seated with some form of discrimination against a protected group.

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saaandi@reddit

With how entitled some pet owners are now a days..they’d probably find a way to swing that they are a protected group and are being discriminated against. (Side note: I am a pet owner of over 35 years and am not an animal hating person. I am a person hating of other people who have entitlement issues involving their animals. Dogs don’t need to go everywhere with their owners. That is what causes most dogs to have separation anxiety in the first place.)

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LaughingMagicianDM@reddit

Oh no, I agree with you.

Nowadays, you just claim ESA or Service Animals with 0 proof needed.

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drezdogge@reddit

Nudity