Anybody else looking forward to sleeping in during No Shave November next month?
Posted by TrekPhrastik@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 24 comments

Posted by TrekPhrastik@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 24 comments
Mark_Proton@reddit
I can't grow a beard. I grow a see through moustache and a patchy spot on my chin. I shave once a week just to conceal that fact.
WithASackOfAlmonds@reddit
I've been growing a beard out of laziness for years
orbitalaction@reddit
I shave when I get sick of it. My wife told me, "I don't mind fucking Santa Claus." So there's that.
godgivenhorror@reddit
Growing a beard cuz you have no chin.
parkerm1408@reddit
The bottom text is how the top text because a thing. Enough people just said fuck shaving and everyone went with it.
BigConstruction4247@reddit
shaving the beard because it's fucking itchy... ALL THE TIME
JackhorseBowman@reddit
This is me, also the horrifying phenomenon of beard dandruff.
BigConstruction4247@reddit
Yup. All the oil, balm, cleanser did about nothing.
TroyTrekker@reddit
Shaving is a definite annoyance, even when you’re a member of Starfleet.
TheRealLimitlessHate@reddit
Y’know, I don’t think we’ve ever been told exactly how Riker kept the beard so perfectly trimmed, or how shaving works in the future at all… I bet it’s a sonic shaver or something over-complicated…
JackhorseBowman@reddit
Riker seems like the kind of guy that has a whole old world shaving ritual.
NuncioBitis@reddit
My beard is really sparse, but when it grows in it's itchy like it's thick.
Just nope.
I'm also not a sportsball fan, so no beard just because it's "cool"
l33774rd@reddit
In my experience it's more work if you maintain a beard. It's way less work to shave, but I'd look 12 again.
Far-Reception-4598@reddit
Depends on how fast your beard grows. I'm able to go nearly a month and half just using a trimmer on my neck every few days before I need to trim the actual beard back into shape.
winstonspethuman1@reddit
Why you coming here to attack me?
Capable_Sandwich_422@reddit
tomjonesdrones@reddit
I grow my beard because razors etc are way too expensive.
Ragnarok345@reddit
Meh. I just slap a number 4 on the clippers for the beard, a number 2 for the mustache, and then clean up any strays that grew above the main beard line. Do it every month or two and it looks pretty great.
TrekPhrastik@reddit (OP)
At the risk of self-promotion, I actually wrote an essay about this episode and why I wear a mustache! I’d love to know what y’all think! It’s free/no subscription necessary
https://buttondown.com/trekphrastik/archive/quality-of-life-episode-135/
moosemastergeneral@reddit
Shaving is for chumps
jordosmodernlife@reddit
Growing a beard because you hate dragging a razor over your face
Norn-Iron@reddit
That’s me, but I don’t grow a full on beard. I let it grow for a month or two, get annoyed with it and just razor it off. Then start again.
BobbyBobber123@reddit
Growing a beard because you gained weight and it hides your double chin.
ConsistentBattle5342@reddit
Normally only shave once every couple months unless I'm working on a site that requires me to be clean shaven